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# cluck


B

I haven't done A yet
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:26, archived)
# chickens don't use any words begining with A
NING ALL!

edit: how rude, this is top wooage
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:27, archived)
# LORD SACCHARINE!
good morning, sire.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:31, archived)
# morning my excitable young thing
how do?
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:37, archived)
# aacwaaawwkkk: Fucking eggsellent picture.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:30, archived)
# thats the best thing i've seen the half hour i've been conscious :)
also italians think cockerels go "ki-kiriki-ki"

idiots
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:30, archived)
# hold yer horses
I'm here.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:31, archived)
# fuck me, why are you here so early as well?
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:32, archived)
# *fucks*
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:33, archived)
# you too?
what the the shit is going on?
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:34, archived)
# It's a dream, Tom, wake up.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:34, archived)
# I CAN'T! I TRAPPED IN THE DREAM!
IT'S LIKE TRON
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:36, archived)
# EREC-TRON.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:38, archived)
# I'M HERE ALSO
LET'S CIRCLE JERK
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:39, archived)
# like we did last summer?
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:40, archived)
# fist again?
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:42, archived)
# I has a cookie!
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:44, archived)
# nom nom nom
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:49, archived)
# I take exception at that.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:32, archived)
# lets invade
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:33, archived)
# I'll get the olive oil
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:34, archived)
# there's an old greek saying
have plenty of olive oil at lunch and come and see me tonight.

those old romantics
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:43, archived)
# There's an old Italian saying,
"Have plenty of olive oil."
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:44, archived)
# haha its true :)
there's an old english saying:
"olive? what the fuck is that? what is this olive and tomato fi-arse-co? i come here on a plane you cunt!"
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:47, archived)
# My favourite saying ever is Ukrainian.
"Don't chew the snot"
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:50, archived)
# WHERES THE FAHKIN CHIPS
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:51, archived)
# and you?
what the hell?
why are non-working type people up at half 9?
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:35, archived)
# Oi I take exception at that as well.
I work, I'm not working today but I work. I'm about to go in to work
in fact because a friend and I are developing new Frescato flavours which
we're going to sell on a specials board in the shop.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:40, archived)
# ah i meant office types
whats a frescato flavour?
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:43, archived)
# They're like ice blended drinks.
You might know them as frappes. We've come up with about 14 flavours
just using ingredients in the shop. Tiramissu, Mint Chocolate Muffin, Citrus Fruit Salad. Nearly all of them involve puting cakes in existing drinks but they're lovely.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:46, archived)
# ah i know the ones you mean.
i've never had one. they any good? i used to work for ben and jerrys (which was awesome) and making milkshakes tended to be adding ice cream to milk and ice cubes then blending the fuck out it
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:51, archived)
# most splendid
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:31, archived)
# That gives me the squawk horn
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:33, archived)
# I think that "Crawk crawk" may be a bit bowlderized.

Woo and yay.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:33, archived)
# HAHAHAHAH!
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:33, archived)
# Go Chicken!
Peck that Hitler!
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:34, archived)
# I concur!
We have recently got 2 chickens and they say all these
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:34, archived)
# This so cool.
Will there be 26 in total?
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:34, archived)
# hehehe, these are brilliant!
after chickens, are you likely to do any other animals?
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:34, archived)
# I do like these.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:40, archived)
# Clucking ace!
ning
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:43, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Woo!
I say, jolly good!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 0:03, archived)
# A legend and master... RIP
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 7:59, archived)
# who's dead?

(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 8:05, archived)
# Everybody, Dave.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 8:07, archived)
# Who is "Dave Everybody" ?
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 8:08, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 8:13, archived)
# Just because I post a couple of cars...
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 8:13, archived)
# What? Even Peterson?
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 8:32, archived)
# Yes, Dave.
Everybody is dead, Dave.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 8:37, archived)
# Not Kachanski?
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 8:38, archived)
# They're all dead.
Everybody's dead, Dave.

off to work tra ;)
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 8:40, archived)
# laterz matey.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 8:46, archived)
# George Carlin.
He DIED.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 8:13, archived)
# of DEAD
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 8:13, archived)
# to DEATH
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 8:13, archived)
# I TWITTERED ABOUT IT
www.twitter.com/hexachordal

add me please, all you lot :)
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 8:14, archived)
# TWATTERED?
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 8:14, archived)
# TOTALLY TWUNTED MATE
LIKE WITH A STICK
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 8:21, archived)
# Is that just a
Change sig every time you fart site?

or is there more to it?
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:12, archived)
# no, that's it.
but it's AWESOME.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:32, archived)
# never heard of him
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 8:14, archived)
# He was a funny.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 8:14, archived)
# HE IS A CORPSE
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 8:15, archived)
# HE COULDN'T HAVE BEEN THAT FUNNY
IF HE CORPSED

hHAhah
aHAHAHAHAHAA
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 8:18, archived)
# He was VERY funny
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeSSwKffj9o

NSFW,,,,SWEARING


I dont thihk he'll be let into Heaven after this sketch!
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 8:33, archived)
# if you never saw his stand up, you might know him as rufus in Bill and Ted
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 8:15, archived)
# Bill and Ted
like the flowerpot men?
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 8:16, archived)
# yes
The one where they go travelling in time, looking for weed

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096928/
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 8:20, archived)
# We will be missed..

he was always one to go by the book..
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 8:47, archived)
# You are mums' clit? ia DEAD!
SD;do't you like that?
d
d
d
d
d
don't you like that?
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 8:12, archived)
# Pfft.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 8:13, archived)
# holy shit... I had to go check that out...
damn...

(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 8:15, archived)
# oh bloody hell...
This bloke never got his dues in the UK. Most people only know him as Rufus...
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 8:19, archived)
# RUFUS IS DEAD? D:
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 8:21, archived)
# Joking :D
He was a great guy, and will be sorely missed.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 8:21, archived)
# Or Cardinal Glick in Dogma
:D
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 8:22, archived)
# Great casting...
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 8:28, archived)
# Aww, he was brilliant though...
His "Seven Dirty Words" routine changed everything... one of the most influential stand-up comedians of all time.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 8:30, archived)
# RUFUS!
NO!!!!:(
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 8:32, archived)
# ain't nobody does it better
chaka kahn will be gutted
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:17, archived)
# Nothing like a thread deletion to start the week!
'nings!

& Grrrr!
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 8:46, archived)
# grrr'ning
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 8:48, archived)
# oi

Moar viking kitteh!
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 8:49, archived)
# Hahaha
GRRRRrrrr!

:D
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 8:49, archived)
# what a fucking arsehole

this is five minutes of my life I will never get back
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 8:50, archived)
# Hahaha
Viking Pussy FTW!
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 8:52, archived)
# don't remind me about my lack of pussy.
whether it belongs to the Valkyries or not...
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 8:53, archived)
# Sorry
I do know how you feel though.

& I'm as good as married!!
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:00, archived)
# NO NO NO!!! *runs to crying corner to draw emo and write a poem*
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:05, archived)
# Poetry in motion!


:P
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:15, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:17, archived)
# Bridgend's finest tourist attraction
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:26, archived)
# With some crafty scrolling it IS an arsehole.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:23, archived)
# GENIUS!
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:33, archived)
# Indeed

Oh and tittsar!! Long tiem no /board?
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:33, archived)
# Sure has been. Hello!
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:39, archived)
# Hehe
:)
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:38, archived)
# ^this
GRRRRRRRR!
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 8:51, archived)
# GRRRrrrrOwl
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 8:57, archived)
# hahahah,
i love that pic :D
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:05, archived)
# Dogowls are gay too.
[/;-P
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:26, archived)
# Interesting
Despite the thread deletion above this thread, I still have 15 posts showing,
the post of the Walrus colouring has been brought back up from the archive!
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 8:55, archived)
# The Internets never forget!!
:)
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 8:58, archived)
# ...and with it my witty sarcasm
nings Tan!
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:06, archived)
# 'ning Joe
Good weekend?
:)
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:10, archived)
# shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 8:56, archived)
# Oh that's not bloody good.
Arse. N'night George.

(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:10, archived)
# :,)
*Clickies*
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:10, archived)
# what eh what?
F5 suddenly made b3ta go backwards...dirty thread deleters

'ning all
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:13, archived)
# Magical time reversal button!
This could be useful- F5 like a bitch for Euromillions, please.

Good morrow Nibes, I trust your weekend was splendiferous?
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:16, archived)
# bing!
yes, I went to the Barbican to see Khaled on Sat, then a trip up the river in a friend's boat on Sunday

also, there was much cake
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Phwoar, that all sounds lovely.
I did downloading, watched lots of the Inbetweeners, had sunday lunch in a pub who seem to think it goes starter-pudding-main course and slept a bit.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:30, archived)
# What a shite start to the week!
:(
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:42, archived)
# 23rd June
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 7:45, archived)
# Hell yes
*Clicks to buggery*
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 7:47, archived)
# ah, nicely done.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 7:51, archived)
# very nioce
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 8:06, archived)
# Hell yes
*Clicks for biggery*

*FUCKSOCKS! That does not work?
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 8:07, archived)
# excellent stuff!
makes me think of Shadow of Colossus :D

'ningles /board!
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 8:10, archived)
# You're awfully good at these.
If you made a book out of them, I would be most pleased.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 8:13, archived)
# naice
.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 8:43, archived)
# Very nice!
Woo
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 8:46, archived)
[challenge entry] The 2012 terrified Klansman
Immigrants! Everywhere! And they're ATHLETES!

(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 5:13, archived)
# Fucking brill that.
That is clicked hard.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 5:13, archived)
# Thank you
hard :)
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 5:19, archived)
# Haha, christ
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 5:20, archived)
# That took me ages
and it's making me dizzy.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 5:21, archived)
# hahahaaaa.
it took me long enough.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 5:50, archived)
# ha!
almost ris but now clicked!
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 6:06, archived)
# Very good
Woo
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 6:16, archived)
# I bet this was deliberate.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 6:50, archived)
# hahaha, fantastic.
I approve!
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 7:00, archived)
# hahah... that's ace
i found this on THE PIZZA BLOG (no i didn't) (yes i did)
is it pizza though or is it a black bloke looking up a well

(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 7:38, archived)
# Haha
Or the last thing Steve Irwin saw before the lights went out?
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 7:47, archived)
# hahahahaha!
excellent work - nice transition from awful logo to mascot of shame.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 7:47, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:23, archived)
#
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 4:39, archived)
# I'd like to do that to hello kitty as well
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 4:42, archived)
# It'll cost you.
She's a REAL whore.
Her pimp.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 4:48, archived)
# I know it's incredible...there is always the parody....
moblog.co.uk/blogs/1697/moblog_50662ec947ec5.jpg
(girl in "hello titty" shirt. I'd say SFW.)
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 5:06, archived)
# That's freaking bizzare
I was just talking about "That Nikon Fella" and then you post a picture that's the absolute SPIT of his girlfriend, Ellie.

Spookie!

Also, I invoke rule 34!

Edit. Im off to bed. 'night all.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 5:07, archived)
# It's the first one up on a google search.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 5:10, archived)
# Rule 35 is more my thing at the moment.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 5:11, archived)
# 4chan is that way ------------------>
:P
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 5:12, archived)
# Yes, I am aware of that.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 5:14, archived)
# I don't understand 4chan
Not even from it's wikipedia articles. I refuse to go there.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 5:20, archived)
# SEAKING etc.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 5:26, archived)
# If that's one of my pengun ho's I'm going to have to charge you extra for the film rights...
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 5:13, archived)
# Filthy dirty
Miaow! :D
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 5:09, archived)
# GET HIM, HITLER.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 5:21, archived)
# awwww yeah.
and now we're havin sex.

alrigh.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 5:50, archived)
#
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 6:32, archived)
# speakin' of Mr. Hilter
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 6:53, archived)
# Fire bad, squirrel arse good.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 7:32, archived)
# How nasty.
have this repost



FRANK IS NOT DEAD
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:17, archived)
# is that hitlerowl?
who, i say, who?
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 7:49, archived)
# OWLS R GAY
Even hitlerowls are mostly gay.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 8:15, archived)
# I'M BACK!
First post in nearly 4 years, and I have to be at work in 3 and a half hours, any suggestions ?
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 4:24, archived)
# mr horrible's
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 4:29, archived)
# Despite the post down there VV this is not /talk
I suggest you draw a picture to celebrate your return!
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 4:29, archived)
# It's not?
Oh, I've got lost again then.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 4:30, archived)
# yep I did double check...
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 4:31, archived)
# The link to your myspace profile is broken.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 4:32, archived)
# it's very dissappointing in someways
but at least we can amuse ourselves by imagining what he looks like...
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 4:36, archived)
# sorted,
my typing is not at its best when i'm lying sideways to teh 'puter
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 4:39, archived)
# ROCK LOBSTER!!! aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
*dances*
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 4:41, archived)
# I'd also like....
some creative suggestions for a use of 2 kilos of gourmet jelly beans, which I happen to have handy.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 4:47, archived)
# Ram them
down your urethra using the blunt end of an HB pencil.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 4:58, archived)
# now i see
this is why I haven't been back in 4 years, l8r!
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 5:00, archived)
# That isn't what you wanted?
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 5:06, archived)
# B3ta is like marmite. Cunty, cunty marmite.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 5:25, archived)
# fist your grandmothers
RIGHT NOW
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 3:06, archived)
# I can't, you're-- ...brother?!
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 3:07, archived)
# why?
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 3:09, archived)
# Aha! The wackiness continues over here as well!
Amazing! Haha!
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 3:10, archived)
# write me more songs Friz, before I kill you
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 3:11, archived)
# I've recently written a paraody of Piano Man
And in preperation of performing it live, I've learnt to play harmonica and keyboard at the same time

Quite a hard task
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 3:12, archived)
# sexy
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 3:13, archived)
# I should think so
I'm hoping it to be the first video of me performing live... here you can actually hear what the fuck I'm saying
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 3:26, archived)
# TOO OLD. However, this is new.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 3:13, archived)
# hehehe
She likes it really.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 3:14, archived)
# So does the loli.
[/;-D
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 3:17, archived)
# it would first take a lot of glue to get all the bits back together
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 3:21, archived)
# SHE'S NOT DEAD YET
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 3:28, archived)
# OMG SHEENRAGE
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 3:40, archived)
# I'll bet that's excellent,
but it refuses to load for me.
I get a page, but all the (I assume) AJAX is broken and the video is blank and unresponsive.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 3:47, archived)
# bloody hell
anytime I post links to CNN videos, nobody can see them. I wonder why that is?

Anyway, it's a story about a voicemail message Charlie Sheen left for Denise Richards almost 3 years ago. He made frequent use of the F word, and worked in the S word, C word, and even called her the N word.

Well done that man. Of course, now that it's gone public, he's apologized.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 3:50, archived)
# Our Lady Of Flung Laptops.

Hahaha!
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 3:52, archived)
# Apparently cnn is blocked at my work.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 4:27, archived)
# QUICK
The birds are waking up, go to sleep!
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 4:09, archived)
# draw us a picture of you fisting your grandmother
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 4:28, archived)
# Stop... QuantumTime
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 2:40, archived)
# Hahaha, you are mad and drugs.
Also I love that plug socket picture, I remember it from aaaageeeessss ago.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 2:47, archived)
# Haha, I made that and then didn't post it for ages
because it made no sense and his hands were on backwards.
Neither of which seem to have been an issue. :)
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 2:58, archived)
# Haha, so they are.
I've got that floating around in my b3ta folder of saved pics somewhere, I remember it from years ago along with the 'I'd love to help but my hands are sporks' picture which someone else did.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 3:02, archived)
# HAHAHHA
These are all ace!

WOOOoooooooooooooooooo!!


Seriusly right..
I will start a revolution to replace you for the utter shite that G2 regards as a cartoon strip these days.. their idea is a series of one photo, with captions which insinuate peadophilia..
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 2:47, archived)
# I'm not sure how I'd feel about that.
They'd want new ones. On time. With jokes in it and everything.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 2:52, archived)
# It's fucking hard work.
I do a new strip twice a week and it's frankly killing me.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 3:01, archived)
# I hope you are actually making some decent money because you put so much fucking effort into the actual drawing compared to most comics.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 3:04, archived)
# I make about £2.50 a week
through advertising.

Yes the decimal point is in the correct place.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 3:05, archived)
# Merch and prints and stuff?
That really is quite shit, not because of the amount of effort strictly as I'm sure there are lots of people that run websites which take lots of time and effort purely as a hobby, but because of the actual quality of the stuff.

I've just started a secret project type website which I'll be only updating with four things every week and only two updates in I can already feel myself losing the will to live.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 3:10, archived)
# I sell next to no merch
Maybe a hundred quid's worth of income from it in a year.

I used to sell plenty of the big Biro-art prints but now I can't get them printed cheaply enough to break even so I've stopped doing them.

Thanks for the nice words. :D
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 3:13, archived)
# Do you at least get lots of readers/viewers/visitors?
I could handle putting lots of effort in for no money but to know your work isn't going out to as many people as it deserves to would be a bit sore.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 3:17, archived)
# I get about 4 to 8 thousand page views a day
And I have around 600 RSS subscribers.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 3:33, archived)
# That's pretty damn good I suppose (that's not sarcasm I just honestly don't have a clue what is good numbers)
Although it makes me angry that the bloke who writes Control Alt Delete can make a living off of it and you can't, especially as he can't draw and/or write.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 3:38, archived)
# and the excellent punnage.
don't forget that.

Actually, I'm surprised no-one's tracked Nobby down for some of them.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 3:06, archived)
# Hehehe
You ain't heard nothin' yet!
I've got a doozy coming up in about a week!
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 3:08, archived)
# Oh YES!
I've missed this guy so much!

*loves*
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 2:50, archived)
# ^this
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 2:55, archived)
# Hahahahahahaahahahahaha These are fantastic.
I laughed at all but one of those.
I'm sure I'd have laughed it if I'd have got it. It's the torso is glass beads one. Kindly elucidate.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 3:00, archived)
# Someone borrowed my tablet and it'd been ages since I last made one, so it's rubbish.
He wants a vase for the glass beads. The shopkeep suggests pot-pourri to accompany it but Jimny misconstrues this as a sly comment about his personal hygiene.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 3:05, archived)
# I thought it was that.
Thank you.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 3:06, archived)
# I concur.
I noted the difference in drawing style, and simply put it down to a 'guest strip'.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 6:59, archived)
# \o/
Ace.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 3:12, archived)
# These are excellent.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 6:23, archived)
# great stuff
yay!
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:24, archived)
# hahaha i have no idea what happened
and i like it like that

woo
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:25, archived)
# Why not.. not much else goin on...

(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 2:34, archived)
# Hello, Scarecrow.
Scared and good crows recently?
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 2:41, archived)
# The good crows get to stay
And discuss the merits of Kitchen Sink Theatre
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 2:48, archived)
# SAY HELLO
TO THE CROW
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 3:04, archived)
# Haven't been around for a while, so making a sneeky comeback at 2.30 am with my most badly executed post ever
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 2:30, archived)
# *spangs*
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 2:30, archived)
#
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 4:13, archived)
# Nice
That song anoys me at work.. so this animation will make it easyer.. thank you nightfisherman, and the processes involved in visual memory!
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 2:32, archived)
# Please
Pearoast tomorrow whn more are online.. my clickage wont surfice..
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 2:38, archived)
# Ooh-hoohoohoo... Nice.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 2:42, archived)
# I'm not sure
if I should go "Ouch!" or "Arf!".

I'll opt for the latter.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 3:47, archived)
# i think it's watching me....
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 2:00, archived)
# He says
Ah so.. lets go put some money on some dogs eh?
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 2:01, archived)
# Woo squeek
or whatever noise it makes :)
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 2:02, archived)
# brrrraaaaAAAAAP!
*burp*
edit: also, clicketybraaap
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 2:05, archived)
# Its not gangsta
by the looks of it

Needs fresh :)
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 2:06, archived)
# Eye like.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 2:27, archived)
# Shes called Maria
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 1:59, archived)
# Surely she's called Moira....Stuart...
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 2:01, archived)
# Why did they sack her again?
she was too old?
shes not that old is she?
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 2:02, archived)
# It's hard to tell.
I think that was her third vessel.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 2:03, archived)
# Makes sense
DOnt want to run the risk of her 4th vessel.. we all know what they like! HAH! nudge nudge!
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 2:04, archived)
# Mother teresa
This needs more attention then its getting

Woo :)
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 2:07, archived)
# Twas listening the Ave Maria as sung by Frank Sinatra whilst drawing
Bit pissed off at the Catholic Church at the moment actualy.. my sister was refused a teaching job by a priest, because she believes children should be taught about all religions equaly (and shes a christian!) im an athiest, god/allah/big giant head knows what theyde think of me!
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 2:10, archived)
#
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 2:13, archived)
# And thats what scares me..
Ide hate to be wrong as an athiest.. you know
Live your life expecting to just stop completly at some point..

Then suddenly have the shocik of eternal life.. with THAT...

I mean eternal life with my self.. but eternal life with some cunt that looked like that!

And ide bet he;d constatnly go on at you, you know.. "yeah.. you know heuidi klum.. im made her.."

"yeah i fucking know god, you go on about it all the time, jeesus.."

"yea?"

"ah for fucks sake.. nah was just taking your name in vein mate.. this is going to get old quike.. AH FUCKING ETERNITY! AHRHHGH!"
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 2:31, archived)
# That doesn't scare me because I am the type who would love the opportunity to stick one on god.
The stupid philosophically dubious bastard.

Immortality on the other hand is a pretty shitty prospect, and mortality is just as bad. You're pretty much fucked which ever really.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 2:35, archived)
# Nah but you know he'dbe a slippery bastard
He'd play a prank on you.. then you'de go and try and play one on him.. then hed get all serius and start talkin about reconciliation with hell or somthing.. the cunt..
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 2:38, archived)
# Oooh. nice.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 2:42, archived)
# Eye are gnopsie!

And he's got seams, too!
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 1:43, archived)
# Blimey.
The beard looks strange.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 1:46, archived)
# before b3ta, i'd have considered that strange.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 1:48, archived)
# before breakfast i'd consider that weird
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 1:52, archived)
# you eat breakfast?
you're weird
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 1:53, archived)
# "If it's always getting later then why do we wake up early?"
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 1:53, archived)
# because time is a right cunt
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 1:55, archived)
# Its cloned!
Bleeding edge (sic) tech at use, here!
And have another one:

Hope, its not bindun tho...
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 1:55, archived)
# aaaawww, he looks sweet!
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 1:56, archived)
# John Peel?
Is that you?
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 1:57, archived)
# GnopsRequest(tm)
uh, i want a nice front and side-gnopsification of this one:
resisty.org/dump/bill-gates-mugshot.jpg
Anyone dare? TA!
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 2:02, archived)
# Japanese Cadburys adverts FTW!
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 1:41, archived)
# BANG! BOOM BOOM! BANG!
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 1:43, archived)
# This oddly works with the song Im listening to.
I'm scared.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 1:44, archived)
# I like this!
I want this to happen!
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 1:54, archived)
# I want this to happen
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 2:02, archived)
# Woos
and Yays!
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 2:07, archived)
# Yay!
:D
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 2:12, archived)
# Whats the name of his band?
always missed his tour... :-(
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 2:04, archived)
# Has anyone noticed....
that Keith Chegwin has a mini USB port is his right eye?
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 1:20, archived)
# The new lord agrees
ALL HAIL THE NEW LORD

(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 1:20, archived)
# Hey...
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 1:30, archived)
# It's true.
You are owned money.


Hey, does this apply to more than one person?
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 1:32, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 1:34, archived)
# Damn.. Ive been rumbled.. by my scroll wheel!
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 1:35, archived)
# haha oh yeah!
that is definately a USB port!
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 1:22, archived)
# i'm colouring a fabulous walrus man original. i need opinions on the sky colour


Click for bigger (86KB)
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 1:19, archived)
# invwent the colour burple
then use it
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 1:21, archived)
# would that i could, dear boy
would that i could.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 1:22, archived)
# Hmmmm, try Osberjaize.
Or maybe a few shades darker.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 1:23, archived)
# wtf is osberjaize?
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 1:25, archived)
# It's like Jaieschi,
But more clement.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 1:26, archived)
# ah, right
perhaps with a touch more pelaise?
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 1:28, archived)
# Now you're just being silly.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 1:29, archived)
# that's me ;)
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 1:30, archived)
# needs more octarine
velly good
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:27, archived)
# Right, im off to the garage for more Guinness
I read a rather interesting article about Ken livingstone in the Observer today (yes us provinicial types read aswell!)

So heres Ken!

(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 1:10, archived)
# wut, no comments?
I like it! I bloody like it.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 1:28, archived)
# FINALY!
Lol ;)

God im bored, the internet pales in comparison to b3ta, so just sat here.. my eyes bruning into the screen..
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 1:32, archived)
# OK, I'm just going to slip Gnoprah Winfrey in here

And I'm all gnopsed out.
Goodnight B3ta :)
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 1:06, archived)
# Woo, and g'night sir.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 1:07, archived)
# Challenge time
You have to draw something without taking your finger off the mouse button. So, all one line, basically.

Tonight's theme: THE APOCOLYPSE.

(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 1:05, archived)
#
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 1:07, archived)
# Noel Edmunds

(Gnopsed.)

Is that not apocalyptic enough?
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 1:16, archived)
# awesomeness
noel + gnops + knob = win
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 1:21, archived)

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