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I has a problem.

Can you help me? I have a cousin of mine who is visiting in the next few weeks, possibly months. I need to hear his band. Does anyone have any of his stuff?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 5:05, archived)

Who is 'his band'?

Well, that's good. Ask an incomplete question which no one can answer and then fuck off. Fuck you, Red.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 5:06, archived)

Yeah that really would help.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 5:11, archived)

Arf!

FUCK YOU TOASTER! I APOLOGISES! I DECIDED TO GO FOR A WALK IN THE WOODS RATHER THAN TALK TO YOU!

;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 6:23, archived)

WAKE UP REDUSHIIIIIII

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 5:12, archived)

I IS AWAKE!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 6:24, archived)

Here, I was listening to some of his stuff earlier:

www.thebejeweledgreenbottle.com/OLYMPICS%20FICS/team%20angst/Johnny%20Cash%20-%20Hurt.mp3

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 5:12, archived)

I prefer his earlier stuff

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSD_qvGbCJk

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 5:22, archived)

No I am a real robot. It depends on how you define "good.".

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 5:28, archived)

Thelonius Monk said "You can dance to my music."

Let's hear it for Thelonius Monk!

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 5:39, archived)

Thelonius rock!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 6:24, archived)

He also strangled a nazi with his bare hands.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 6:28, archived)

just to watch him die.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 6:36, archived)

She looks a bit like Kristin Hersh.

Is it Throwing Muses? Kewl. Otherwise no idea.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 5:17, archived)

Arf!

I just asked Kebab. Hopefull he might help.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 6:25, archived)

silly sushi? or is this a piss-take?

or is that an album cover and you want to identify it?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 5:47, archived)

No. And no,

and you should have my gaz by now. Can you help?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 6:26, archived)

i've got all his stuff. tell him i want a billion euros or i'll burn it.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 5:52, archived)

Sorry he only has Euro, no Euros.

He told me so ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 6:27, archived)

COMMENCE BURNING.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 6:31, archived)

BURN YOUR BILLION EURO!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 6:33, archived)

BURN EVERYTHING.

BURN THE CHURCHES. EAT HUMAN FLESH.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 6:37, archived)

Hmm - Also I'm aware that Grieg and Beethoven never met, but this is his ghost so obviously he is, aware..of Grieg. Old Grieg.

Israel

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 4:13, archived)

Also, a version for the blind.

Horses

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 4:14, archived)

Rollover works well on this one . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 4:20, archived)

Chuck Berry won by a horse hare.

right, time to lay down and dweam of scuba

Tata

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 4:23, archived)

SUPER MEGA THREAD JACK!

Does anyone know about Rage Against the Machine?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 4:47, archived)

Yes.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 4:52, archived)

Next.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 5:02, archived)

yes. i know.

i know they are dull to me.

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d d, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 5:34, archived)

Thanks for the information: unknown person said he kept screaming but they just drove past him or her.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 4:16, archived)

That is sub-Beethoven's thoughts, not ghost-Beethoven.

Ghost-Beethoven is the one in the car.
Sub-Beethoven is also watching the hologram of his ghost-self losing the Daytona 500.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 4:19, archived)

You love Grieg someone help you. What do you like about it so much?

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Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 4:20, archived)

You're confusing me with the ghost of Beethoven.

I get that, never.

Dear Dr Schnarf,

Thank you.

Regards,

Grieg (Ghost of)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 4:24, archived)

JUST BECAUSE I LIKE POKEMON DOESN'T MEAN I LIKE POKEMON HENTAI!!!! SO STOP ACCUSING ME OR I AM GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING LEGS!!!!!!!!

After meeting assholes like you, I've decided that the ThunderCats SUCK! All because sons-of-bitches like yourself and those other pricks defending you have to give me all this shit!!!

YOU CAN ALL GO TO HELL!!!!!!!!!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 4:16, archived)

I shall pass your letter onto Dr Schnarf.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 4:20, archived)

This person needs to have the sanity police come by and throw him in a rubber room, with no computer.

The first guy was just a ninny-but this guy sounds like he would be very dangerous. And buddy, if you EVER get on my computer, disguise yourself, and If you think Im female by just reading my SN, hit on me (Shudder), and even think about drilling me for info....I will do far worse than turn you in...I will sue, and I am not going to even justify you with any silly "threats" in fun like the other guy! You "sir" are awful.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 4:23, archived)

This reminds me of a time I was in Wyoming.

True story.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 4:26, archived)

www.cheezey.org/thundercats/flames/notarealsecretagent.html

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 4:29, archived)

I'm afraid I can't see the colour yellow.

Peddle your wares to a lemur.

You disgust me.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 4:32, archived)

I am just checking to see if you are still Om

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 4:38, archived)

Yes I'm still Om.

I was born and raised a Hindu.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 4:40, archived)

Thank you for telling me your birthday, unknown person. I will remember it.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 4:43, archived)

How very racey LeadWig !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 4:22, archived)

It's the lead that slowed him.

His legs were full of it, due to working in a hattery.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 4:23, archived)

I had two tacos and a lifeboat in a hatteria last week !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 4:29, archived)

I've never been to a 'Taco Bell'.

I shall remedy that in the sub-future.

Byeeeeee.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 4:31, archived)

Feeshy holograms?

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 4:37, archived)

hA!

You noticed the bream in the background!

There's also an anchovy on the track, but ignore it, I was young and KNEADED DA FESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSH=SHA!

::::::::::::::::D

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 4:39, archived)

Still want to flame with this bad boy around?

This is Talon, and he really doesn't like flamers.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 4:40, archived)

He looks like a Flaming Queen.

Which is a plus.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 4:42, archived)

Sounds very handsome.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 4:52, archived)

are all those car races called 500s because that's the amount (in hundreds of thousands) of dollars i'd have to be paid in order to watch one of them?

or is it because 500 is the number of hours of torture each participant and observer deserves for taking part in such a shit 'sport'?

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 5:55, archived)

500 is the average amount of people there waiting to get into the shithouses . . .

Flush thrice . . . it's a long way to the concession stands !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 6:03, archived)

i hope a terrorist bombs a few of those idiot events.

that's a fund i could contribute to.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 6:21, archived)

What would we do, baby,

without us?

Sha-la-la-la

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struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 3:55, archived)

oh how kinky

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 3:59, archived)

BRIAN BONSALL, WHERE ART THOU?

www.news.com.au/entertainment/story/0,26278,22349333-10229,00.html

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 4:03, archived)

Tie a knot in it ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 4:04, archived)

incest much?

nah it's a bi-monthly pasttime.

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arrangedletters, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 4:05, archived)

A man is walking through a graveyard.

He spots another man hiding behind a gravestone. 'Morning', he says.
The second man replies: 'Nah, I'm taking a shit'.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 4:07, archived)

Bondage!

On an unrelated note, have this here pirate kitty I made just now:

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 4:09, archived)

fapfapfapfapfap

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Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 4:09, archived)

Mew!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 4:11, archived)

NOBODY CARES ABOUT BRIAN BONSALL ANYMORE

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 4:13, archived)

That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 4:15, archived)

A sweeping generalization about people is a terrible thing to waste.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 4:17, archived)

When is a sweeping generalization about people not a terrible thing to waste?

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Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 4:19, archived)

God has a plan for us all.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 4:21, archived)

At the appropriate time, no sooner.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 4:22, archived)

The appropriate time no sooner is where it's at.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 4:23, archived)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 4:31, archived)

q:-)

My smiley has a baseball cap, yeeah.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 4:37, archived)

KILL THEM ALL.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 5:57, archived)

...(i'm lurking)...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 3:21, archived)

I'm still so damn excited

that I don't have to google image search to help feed my sun burnt back fetish tonight...

Edit: woo *lovely squiffy animation sire*

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arrangedletters, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 3:24, archived)

Ok you fat ass dufus.

Lets face it, you obviously have no life. this obvious because you go on the internet looking for sites about shows you don't like and bashing them. Let me tell you that Thundercats is one of number one show on the air and always will be. There are few shows that I can say that, and Voltron is not one of them mainly because I've never seen. Secondly, have you ever seen and eps. of thundercats? I'm thinking you haven't cuz if you had you would a) like it and shut up or b) not like it and forget that it was on the air. So for the sake of nomaking this letter any long I'll just say this: Get a life and stop bashing our show!

oh yeah one more thing: Tygra is the coolest thundercat and you should be glad I don't know where you live cuz I did you would be dead right now!! dork!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 3:36, archived)

when i saw that

fat skank chetara I just wanted to vomit. cat tits?! CAT TITS!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ABAOUT. If I had any Christian sensibilities I would be more out raged on a moral level.. but as I haven't all i can say is they have led me towards a life of fur based shame. real breasts look like a sham to me now and it is all this sodding program's fault. fuck you, the show and your website.

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arrangedletters, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 3:40, archived)

Your post seems to be lacking in

that's this's and is's. Amongst other things....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 4:11, archived)

YOU WISH TO BUY MY SISTER? ONLY SMALL BITE MARKS.

Dette mønsteret har sterk for den første sesongen av
show, og fungerer som grunnlag for en lang rekke
historier som fritt blandet elementer av science fiction
og fantasi inn i et tradisjonelt gode mot det onde tale
det stadig innføres mer og mer periodisk allierte
og villains inn i verden av TordenElg.
Futuristic teknologi er like sentral for serien
som magi og myter, men selv midt i all denne
handling, serien aldri under-understreker viktigheten
av moralske verdier i å løse problemer. Hvert show ville
normalt inkludere en kort denouement, med den
tegn hvile etter hendelsene i historien
og ta deg tid til å single ut en personlig verdi eller
sunn tilnærming som bidro til å redde dagen, eller kunne
har gjort det hvis de ikke hadde oversett det.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 4:47, archived)

Respected the tension of the show and total a more thing and respects the little more pine tree justice of long total inside the thing which the strong justice being more the mansion of the inn of the inn etc. etc. hair is more tick fictitious science of a more thing talk. Respects the series justice of E family person total of a more thing that place future like handling all one justice, the lower part series of a more thing a more thing. Final and alto of brevity, until history firmly, a more thing pine tree and one, a more thing stores until the show of standard of the thing which is more total.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 4:59, archived)

"[M]ore pine tree justice of long total inside."

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 5:21, archived)

I'm trying . . . very trying . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 3:45, archived)

my mother does it with my father and they and me to but i just can't be bothered

lurking.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 6:35, archived)

turns out it's really easy to wind up KillerKitti

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 2:29, archived)

It's with a cock ennit?

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 2:30, archived)

all you have to do to wind up kk is link her to this

www.youtube.com/watch?v=blghTWXqwys&feature=related

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 2:30, archived)

Is that the infamous hexy/killerkitti sex tape?

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 2:31, archived)

no it's a song by "Little Patty"

and if she bothers you that much why not ignore her instead of taking the piss?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 2:33, archived)

Because she doesn't bother me that much.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 2:39, archived)

^ Would

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 6:42, archived)

Pull the cord for one of five hilarious phrases.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 2:31, archived)

*coff*

www.cheezey.org/thundercats/sounds/outake11.mp3

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 2:36, archived)

all those outtakes are gold

"snarf you fuck!"

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arrangedletters, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 2:45, archived)

"get over here bitch!", "let out the fuckin' plank boys!"

gold for sure

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 2:49, archived)

Oh dear. The IM 'hate mail' on that is appalling. The trolling is hilarious, and it's even funnier as they're feeding him too!

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Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 3:01, archived)

Okay, you just suck. I'm serious here, man.

Voltron is a badass cartoon, and more importantly it's anime (look it up), which makes it vastly superior to any American cartoon--aside from the Batman and Superman cartoons. There's no way ANYTHING about Thundercats is cooler than anything--period. They're a bunch of freakish fat ASSES!!! They're monstrous to look at, and they're big fat THINGS!! Thundercats suck ass, especially that dick Tigra. I mean, 'a' is a FEMININE ending!!! I know you can't tell who's male or female on that show by looking at 'em, so the names should kinda clue you in. He should be named TigrO, not TigrA...he has a fucking girl's name. The whole show suck giant ass! YOU DESERVE TO BE ASS-FUCKED BY A BULLDOZER FOR SLANDERING VOLTRON AND LIKING THUNDERCATS!!!!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 3:04, archived)

DISAGREE.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 3:08, archived)

more importantly it's anime (look it up), which makes it vastly superior to any American cartoon

A. NEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

B. WOT?!!!!!!

edit: I get it now

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 3:13, archived)

Sometimes I like to pretend that she's not real

and that mofaha is the best troll to ever grace b3ta.

I mean, killerkitti can get the entire /talk board riled up without even posting there.

It makes me want to be a better troll.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 2:45, archived)

try a club upgrade

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arrangedletters, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 2:46, archived)

You can achieve your goals

if you believe in yourself.

If it makes any difference, I believe in you, man.

*puts hand on shoulder*

I believe in you.

EDIT: P.S. Killerkitti is not mofaha. Witness teh science: www.b3ta.com/board/8605078

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struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 2:47, archived)

FUCK ME IT IS MISSY HIGGINS!!!

She's old enough for me to hit on her now!!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 3:01, archived)

YOU'RE A GREAT TROLL.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 2:48, archived)

Thanks and you are a delightful person too.

Am I a troll? Let me put it this way: the gronkpan series is the most reliable chatbot software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 2:55, archived)

would you like some toast?

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 2:57, archived)

If I had it what would I do with it?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 3:03, archived)

insert it into a breader

and restore it's breadiness.

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arrangedletters, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 3:25, archived)

We want no muffins,

no toast, no tea cakes, no buns, baps, baggets
or bagels. No croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes,
and no hot cross buns. And definitely no smegging flapjacks!

(SpacedustAddict, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 6:47, archived)

Hello Thanks and you are a delightful person too what would you like to chat about?

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Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 2:59, archived)

BUT YOU ARE A MOD

TROLLS ARE BAD

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 2:50, archived)

MMMKAY

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arrangedletters, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 2:52, archived)

I HAVE FRIENDED YOU

DON'T LET IT GO TO YOUR HEAD

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 2:57, archived)

i noticed

new feature i presume.

also gesture has been returned.

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arrangedletters, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 3:02, archived)

oh god.. it now tells me everything you post....

madness!

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arrangedletters, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 3:04, archived)

It's a hideous world

full of lurking malice and righteous self assurance

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 3:05, archived)

Not new, no. It only appears when someone adds you as a friend.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 3:05, archived)

...

*is lonely*

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arrangedletters, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 3:12, archived)

Gotta love trolls

though only the funny ones. Irritating trolls irritate me.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 3:02, archived)

Haha

I once returned to a board after 4 years just in time to see a new post saying what a cunt I was. Absolutely true story.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 3:03, archived)

how long have you been away his time?

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arrangedletters, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 3:05, archived)

Hmmm.

Honestly, I was a bit of a troll on this site I used to go on. I didn't start out that way, but that's how it ended up.
I'm glad I stopped, it's an unhealthy thing to do.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 3:10, archived)

i was wanting you to say a length of time

so i could call you a cunt after it..

you ruined my comedy set up and for that i despise you.

x

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arrangedletters, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 3:14, archived)

BEST. EVER.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 3:05, archived)

IT SOUNDS LIKE A VERY INTERSTING CONVERSATION, THOUGH

DOESN'T IT?

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 3:11, archived)

Well I erased the whole talk board for a few hours and then rob posted my e-mail address and my b3ta account password

luckily I got around the nawty stepping and was able to find that out and change my e-mail account password which was the same thing.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 3:09, archived)

wtf????

what do you mean erased the talk board?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 3:11, archived)

I spammed them with blank messages for a few hours

got banned and then used another account.

Or something.

It might have taken place over three days and on the third I knew I was pushing it but...

Anyway, I promised rob never to do it again and all was jake and jerry.

The whole point was how upset they got over the order of their text based message board being disrupted and also how much fun they were having trying to tell me I was a dick. Like they were incrediblly upset that I was fucking with their stupid internet ideas about order and they loved it too. The cunts.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 3:17, archived)

I think there were retaliatory strikes by /talkers on /board as they knew I was a /boarder

and then there was a whole debate on what to do with me and people were threatening to fuck my shit up. IT WAS INTENSE SON. ON THE INTERNET.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 3:20, archived)

hahaha

the publishing of the email is a bit rough

but that's pretty funny.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 3:23, archived)

every one loves a good flaming

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arrangedletters, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 3:22, archived)

Your beard had an odour.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 3:27, archived)

haha

it cleared up

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 3:28, archived)

only a few hours?

damn

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 3:16, archived)

how sweet of them that they were still thinking of you

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 3:10, archived)

haha!

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 6:47, archived)

no?

(

Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 2:14, archived)

filled fresh from a chinese river

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 2:24, archived)

Purdy Evening Sky

Click for bigger (88KB)

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 2:14, archived)

this

is luffly :D

also that moon needs be turned into the cheshire cat.

(

arrangedletters, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 2:15, archived)

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 2:18, archived)

smiley!

(

Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 2:29, archived)

COR *saves to porn folder*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 2:32, archived)

ha, i was having a conversation with a mate of mine

about this exact phenomena
bravo!

(

Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 2:49, archived)

Do you always express yourself that way?

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 2:18, archived)

What

Way?

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 2:53, archived)

Old as the hills

But then so am I - and the hills have eyes apparently.

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 2:04, archived)

haha

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 2:04, archived)

|:|

(

Shada, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 2:06, archived)

rip off from....

'Would I Lie To You'
BBC 1

(

PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 2:06, archived)

which is a rip off from an old schoolyard joke.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 2:29, archived)

IF THEY LOOK DOWN AND TO THE LEFT, THEY HAVE PREPARED THE LIE

IF THEY LOOK UP AND TO THE LEFT, THEY ARE MAKING IT UP AS THEY GO.

DOWN. AND TO THE LEFT.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 2:08, archived)

the magic bullet

would make a wonderful kids tv show

(

arrangedletters, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 2:10, archived)

Mr. Motivator

FOR EYES.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 2:23, archived)

Eyes don't lie . . .

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 2:25, archived)

(

HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 3:08, archived)

I just got back from making a sandwich.

I'm not a girl though, so feel free to call me a cunt.

(

mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 2:02, archived)

that looks lovely. What is on your sandwich?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 2:04, archived)

A few slices of self-righteousness and a dollop of look at me.

(

mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 2:06, archived)

mmmmmmmmm vanity is delicous.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 2:09, archived)

That's not self-righteousness.

That's lettuce.

(

notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 2:19, archived)

They're from the same genus.

(

mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 2:23, archived)

self-righteous lettuce

would be a good name for a band

(

notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 2:26, archived)

this seems like a perfectly valid place to mention that

the warped tour 2008 featured Jack's Mannequin, and therefore was probably good.

Whatever the fuck the warped tour is.

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 2:04, archived)

HAHAHA! FP THIS NOW!

_{Psst. Make it 280px.}

(

struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 2:07, archived)

did you make enough sandwich for everyone here?

(

Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 2:07, archived)

if I photoshop some sunburn on your sandwich can we have sex please?

(

Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 2:10, archived)

Only if it's cybersex and you remember to log yourself out afterwards this time.

(

mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 2:12, archived)

you sick fuck that sandwich is way too young

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 2:13, archived)

Your polite style is very nice. Try it.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 2:18, archived)

but I said please!

(

Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 2:35, archived)

sandwich burn

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 2:20, archived)

Only just? That's nice. I have a lot of likes and dislikes.

Oh I see you are NOT A girl though so feel free to call you a cunt.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 2:17, archived)

I want hotdogs :/

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 2:28, archived)

Some people call me two faced...

I am yet to work out why.

(

arrangedletters, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 2:02, archived)

It's because you have a second face on the back of your head.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 2:03, archived)

yay!

CLOSURE!

(

arrangedletters, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 2:06, archived)

Harvey Dent should have been done like this.

(

mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 2:03, archived)

Too faced !

;)

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 2:21, archived)

They tried to make me have surgery, I said...

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 2:43, archived)

well would you want to loose half of your faces?

(

arrangedletters, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 2:48, archived)

SON OF SHEEP.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 7:11, archived)

New Branson Jet

(

PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 2:00, archived)

I can see branson in his play room holding that thing and going

nnnnnnnnnnnnaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmm
voooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooooooooooommmm
:)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 2:12, archived)

CHARLES BARKLEY

CHARLES. BARKLEY.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:55, archived)

Got a light mate?

cheers.

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:56, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaw shit yeah.

(

d d, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:57, archived)

THIS PICTURE HAS BLOOD AND PEE.

ALL IT NEEDS IS ANAL.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:58, archived)

ALL ANYTHING NEEDS IS ANAL

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:59, archived)

HIS ASS!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 2:24, archived)

CHAAAAARLES. BAAAAAARKLEY.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:59, archived)

hhahahahahah.

i must play this game.

(

d d, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 2:04, archived)

I DIDN'T DO NO CHAOS DUNK

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 2:13, archived)

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU POSTED A PICTURE. IT'S THE END OF THE CHARADE.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:59, archived)

I POST PICTURES ALL THE TIME, WHERE DID THESE HORRIBLE HORRIBLE LIES COME FROM THAT I DON'T POST PICTURES.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 2:03, archived)

I HEARD RUMOURS FROM: OZ.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 2:05, archived)

what the hell?

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 7:28, archived)

I just got home from Warped Tour...

More muthafuckin' photos!!

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:02, archived)

and you still have a back?

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:03, archived)

No that's my sunburn.

EDIT: But yes, I do still have a back.

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:04, archived)

your

front is nicer :)

(

Kingtoke was shit at life on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:11, archived)

duck agrees...

(

PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:18, archived)

You shopped out the poor girl's bikini..!

How crude.

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:20, archived)

only one strap

anyway, censorship duck has it covered.

(

PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:22, archived)

KILLERKITTI

IS MISSY HIGGINS!

(

struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 2:43, archived)

...and your showing us how you got brutally raped by mongoloids with horrific tastses?

i see.

(

d d, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:05, archived)

...

YOU ARE MEAN DOCTOR.

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:08, archived)

see explination below and also realise that i am a jerk all the time.

lets be friends.

(

d d, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:10, archived)

YAY FRIENDS!

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:11, archived)

i always see how simular and yet how different the two of us are. last joke becuase i just uploaded it:

i know, i know.

not funny.

(

d d, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:13, archived)

Needs pee and blood!

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:15, archived)

: O

this is a shocked face above because i am so shocked that you would even say something like that. that is just sick, dude.

(

d d, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:17, archived)

[/;-)

That is my winking icon, as I like
making the eyes at the sexy ladies.

Also
Pelvic thrust

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:28, archived)

is that you in the animation then?

(

d d, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:36, archived)

Oh no, my legs are much longer.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:56, archived)

I hope you wore the protection and whatnot!

Don't want nasty peeling skin for the next two weeks.

(

Thinker, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:05, archived)

It was supposed to be cloudy but hot

so I didn't bother and I wore a bathing syit top (obviously). Now I'm burnt to fuck. :[

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:06, archived)

Oh, now you get the fun of shedding,

like a snake.

I always enjoy that part of the Summer.

(

Thinker, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:07, archived)

EEEEWewewewewew

That's the worst part. After Bamboozle 2007, people in school were peeling my sunburn. It's soooo gross. Dx

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:09, archived)

Protip: UV is not blocked by clouds.

Actually, it is and it isn't. It depends on
type of clouds and shit, but end result is "grayburn".

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:13, archived)

she was at the warped tour.

no one there uses protection, hence the flood of disgusting pig-children they birth out of their butthole.

(

d d, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:06, archived)

ah. im angry for no reason.

i hope it was fun.

(

d d, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:07, archived)

was it any good?

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:06, archived)

It's been better.

I mean, yeah it was alright. I lost my concert buddy for a while though. But hey, I met Bring Me The Horizon. :D

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:07, archived)

did Oli Sykes piss in your face by any chance?

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:09, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahah

Nooo. He signed my jeans. And gave me a thumbs up. But he didn't say anything to me. The one who I think is their drummer did, though. Did talk to me, I mean.

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:10, archived)

i wish he had pissed in your face.

are you going to keep wearing the jeans?

or mount them?

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:11, archived)

Oh, thanks.

Hahahah

Keep wearing them. They're on of the few pairs I have that still fit. I have a pair from Bamboozle and Warped 2007 that I have to mount. But these no. I gotta show 'em off, man. xD

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:12, archived)

YOU HAVE TO ADMIT THOUGH

OLI SYKES IS TOTALLY HAWT.

and is also a complete tosser :)

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:15, archived)

He's not as hot in person.

Probably because he was wearing funny glasses, and his hair had gone all sweaty and he had eyeliner running down his face.

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:16, archived)

i just came - what an attractive image you portrayed for me :)

he needs to stop wearing eyeliner, take some throat sweets or something, and stop pissing in peoples faces.

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:18, archived)

Yes on the first

no on the seoncd, yes on the last. :D

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:20, archived)

hahaha :)

right i need sleepytiems, bye board!

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:21, archived)

Okay you big sleepy head.

Goodnight. Sweet dreams.

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:22, archived)

cya

(

PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:23, archived)

i dont really

the sick grindcore voiced bastard.

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:13, archived)

Well their music is aces.

But yeah, do not want kthx Oli Sykes.

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:15, archived)

(

PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:07, archived)

i was thinking of doing this, but my eyes hurt.

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:08, archived)

You've duck!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:10, archived)

Puke.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:07, archived)

Dick.

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:09, archived)

Invalid.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:10, archived)

Ugly.

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:11, archived)

MY FEELINGS!

sniffle

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:13, archived)

YOU STARTED IT.

*offers hug*

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:14, archived)

How about a pat on the back?

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:17, archived)

To me?

Fuck no.

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:18, archived)

PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT

SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:20, archived)

It's like BCG day

all over again

(

Thinker, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:22, archived)

Big Cock Gay day?

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:27, archived)

*crumples into a little ball and cries silently*

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:23, archived)

Late night shopping.

It's fantastic.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:12, archived)

I will go and shop at tesco at 3am

:D

some time, but not today

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:15, archived)

What did you buy me?

Today I spent: lots of money on: lots of records.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:18, archived)

I burnt my neck the other day.

~~I didnt like it.~~

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:09, archived)

Had you gone to Paris?

(

sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:15, archived)

France ashally

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:17, archived)

France is in Paris.

I have read it in a book.

(

sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:21, archived)

oh dear, this is going to hurt a lot..

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:09, archived)

Yes. Muchly.

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:11, archived)

THAT'S NOT EVEN REAL SUNBURN.

FUCKING LIGHTWEIGHTS, THE LOT OF YOU.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:12, archived)

I don't get sunburn

I'm already frazzled to a crisp

A FUCKING CRISP!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:14, archived)

As someone that grew up under the hole in the ozone layer, I'd just like to say that you DON'T KNOW THE MEANING OF THE WORDS.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:16, archived)

I was raised by monks

at the south pole

but they all died of radiation and ice inhalation

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:19, archived)

redder?

(

PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:32, archived)

redex?

(

Kingtoke was shit at life on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 2:00, archived)

I just ate a ginger biscuit,

but you don't see me bragging.

(MooCow_Byter, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:12, archived)

Warped Tour

is waay better than a ginger biscuit.

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:13, archived)

i totally disagree.

and then there's this.

www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/warped-tour-2008.php

but i still hope it was fun.

(

d d, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:16, archived)

The bands were not as good as last year

unfortunately.

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:17, archived)

um. they wheren't good bands last year either.

i am a lezzzzzzbo pig fuckkkkkkkkkkr.

(

d d, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:21, archived)

YEAH THEY WERE!

I met Bring Me the Horizon this year. They signed my jeans.

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:23, archived)

seems they didn't enjoy it

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:20, archived)

I'm not so sure.

This was a pretty good biscuit.

Really the only thing that could have made it better would have been something to dip it in.

(MooCow_Byter, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:21, archived)

Ooooh.

You totally made me crave tea. Ooooh.

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:29, archived)

I see you.

Bragging.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:13, archived)

Well, maybe I'm bragging a bit.

But you don't see me.

(MooCow_Byter, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:16, archived)

why am i looking at your back?

also: there is a bit missing from your belt

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:12, archived)

You mean

that little circle thingy? That's so you can be cool and hang a chain from your belt. But you know...I use a belt to actually hold my pants up...so yeah.

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:16, archived)

ah ok

panic over!

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:17, archived)

Your underpants?

(

sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:17, archived)

No no,

I mean my trousers. xD

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:21, archived)

Ah, I love this Americanism confusion

(

Thinker, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:21, archived)

thats the end coming around again!

goddddd.

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:16, archived)

Whoever put on your sun tan lotion...

...forgot to rub it in

(

sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:14, archived)

inevitable image was inevitable!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:15, archived)

I am that shallow!

:-D

\o/

(

sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:16, archived)

haha

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:20, archived)

Nice to see you're back . . .

;)

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:17, archived)

Hahahahah

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:18, archived)

If you'll allow me to air my gay side for a moment:

Your hairstyle is fabulous. It really suits you.

(

B.T., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:23, archived)

Hahahahah

thank you. :D

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:24, archived)

curvy

pity about the height though :P

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:36, archived)

at least trains aren't judgemental

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:44, archived)

thanks, thanks a lot.

I mean if it wasn't Kk, I'd start up with 'would' a/s/l etc.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:50, archived)

haha

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 2:22, archived)

Jesus Christ.

RULES MOTHERFUCKER.
Shop It! Then Post It!

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:52, archived)

do you have two bum cracks?

(

Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:57, archived)

i hope you enjoyed all the corporate disco bands.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 6:04, archived)

duck move pls thx.

(

PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:43, archived)

ew.

asses.

(

d d, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:44, archived)

edit: !

(

PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:45, archived)

DIE YOU DUCK.

(

d d, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:47, archived)

SOMETHING

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:53, archived)

Now someone really needs to post it.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:54, archived)

Move pls duck now pls thx.

(

PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:54, archived)

"it seems I have fallen"

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:55, archived)

in love with a duck?

(

PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:55, archived)

Help!

I've fallen and I can't get up.
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/38/Lifecall-1.jpg

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:56, archived)

Btich be trippin', yo.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:00, archived)

Sadly SFW

(

Thinker, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:55, archived)

Down in fr unt . . .

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:57, archived)

my friend it feels like you do not understand the evils of pornography.

(

d d, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:59, archived)

mandatory hex response...

74 61 6c 6b 20 74 6f 20 74 68 65 20 64 75 63 6b

(

PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:02, archived)

TmlnZ2VyIG15IHNhdXNhZ2U=

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:03, archived)

woah there...

you done some racism just then a bit.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:05, archived)

you can eat porno with your butthole mr. pointlesscamel and shit it out your mouthheart.

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d d, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:08, archived)

i don't have a butthole

only a mancunt.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:09, archived)

she appears to have vagina anatina latebra

O_o

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:09, archived)

still would

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:13, archived)

Have a seat !

Down in rear !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:47, archived)

arse like a ducks arse

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:06, archived)

Morning

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:41, archived)

Schweeeeeeeeeeeeet lips !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:42, archived)

She would be ace on the Muppetshow.

Too bad they don't make them anymore.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:43, archived)

fuck a puppet.

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d d, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:44, archived)

Janice!

It hurts... Woo!

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:46, archived)

SHE HAS HEPATITIS

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:46, archived)

pff

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:14, archived)

I'll post this here so that you'se lot can edit it if you want

(LiL_Arsewipe licked your face on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:33, archived)

Needs Moar Burning Pier

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B.T., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:35, archived)

Here you go:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOhBOdxO6Hg

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P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:42, archived)

IN THE THAMES

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:44, archived)

Ahem

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:12, archived)

OH MY FUCKING GOD!

I think I left the iron on

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:16, archived)

Hahaha! Excellent!

Winnah! :D

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..wil, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:19, archived)

!!!
!!!!!!!!!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:23, archived)

probably

the hottest shop in the world. Love it!

probably

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johnselekta last posted something equally unfunny on or before, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:02, archived)

thrilling

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:35, archived)

Edit it yourself.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:36, archived)

i would but

1: i'm shit at that (look at all my other pics :P)

and 2: i can't think of anything to do to it.

(LiL_Arsewipe licked your face on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:37, archived)

You're not going to improve by getting other people to do it.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:39, archived)

Maybe he's working on his MANAGERIAL SKILLS.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:40, archived)

YOU'RE NOT EVEN REAL.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:41, archived)

B3ta is a place for people to test out their chatbots.

Nobody here is real.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:42, archived)

Ultimate Turing

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Thinker, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:44, archived)

I think B3ta is more than that.

That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:45, archived)

And chatbots.

Don't forget that.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:46, archived)

Ok I'll try not to do it too much.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:48, archived)

Would you recommend this action to a friend? Oh.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:53, archived)

When is ttssattsr not a real person?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:50, archived)

At the appropriate time, no sooner.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:55, archived)

When he's ajar.

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:59, archived)

Hello nobody here is real. I'm not sure.

Would you like to talk some more about B3ta is a place for people to test out their chatbots?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:45, archived)

No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.

Hello there. That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.

Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:48, archived)

Hello. Would you like to talk some more about make up your mind?

I agree rather sweeping generalization. Would you like to chat some more?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:50, archived)

~~edit~~ kick

*dies*

I should probably stick to /talk

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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:36, archived)

nah, be cross posting whore like me

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:37, archived)

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:36, archived)

much better.

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d d, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:38, archived)

hello doctor

how the fuck are you?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:38, archived)

I see nothing wrong with this post

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Thinker, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:37, archived)

*nonplussed face*

(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:38, archived)

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d d, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:38, archived)

genius

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:39, archived)

The bin died.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:39, archived)

MORE JAIL FOR YOU

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:40, archived)

I haven't had the jailtime in a longtime.

Where have you been?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:41, archived)

IN JAIL

well, on /talk mostly

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:43, archived)

You poor

sod.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:40, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:41, archived)

hahaha

that's really ace!

(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 2:11, archived)

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:44, archived)

AHH. SHIT ITS A SHARK.

DIE YOU DICK.

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d d, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:47, archived)

This is pure 100%

WIN!

(LiL_Arsewipe licked your face on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:48, archived)

impending danger.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:49, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:50, archived)

I love this!

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..wil, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:04, archived)

Thx. Managed to get two plays out of that sprite source.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:06, archived)

A shark with frickin lazers in it's frickin head!

Cool! :D

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..wil, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:11, archived)

That's better...

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..wil, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:03, archived)

HAHAHA!!

This is the aces : )

(LiL_Arsewipe licked your face on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:35, archived)

post apocalypse

when the aliens arrived in brighton, this was all they could save.

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:11, archived)

Caught in the act

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:30, archived)

hahaha

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:30, archived)

tee

hee

(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:31, archived)

Aww aww aww aww aww aww :)

*squeals at the fluffeh ducklings*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:32, archived)

Nice

but the feathers tend to get caught between ones teeth

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:34, archived)

Hmmm

Pie Tiem

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P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:32, archived)

quack quack

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:33, archived)

: )

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d d, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:33, archived)

yeh..

(Sir Drinkcelot Sticking It To The Man Since 1988, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:08, archived)

meh..

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:09, archived)

fleh..

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:09, archived)

*meh's hard in the bum*

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:26, archived)

I C P N I C U, U C I B P

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Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:10, archived)

"SPELL 'icup'."

"I-C-U-P."

"OH, LOLOLOLOL."

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:23, archived)

Through the blind . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:10, archived)

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d d, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:17, archived)

ellen degeneress is a tv boyfrienderson.

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d d, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:17, archived)

ellen does not deserve to take up 246.52 kB

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:19, archived)

yes but i do.

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d d, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:21, archived)

who sucks di.

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d d, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:20, archived)

You really are a re fucking prick

and not some ''comedy god' you fantasize yourself as being

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:25, archived)

winner!

i was waiting for someone to understand what this picture is about.

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d d, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:29, archived)

Seams

That This Is A Picture Of A Person I Hate For Being Crap.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:28, archived)

what has venus ever done to you?

and i do agree ellen is total shit.

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d d, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:32, archived)

She Beat All The Pretty

Ones At Wimbledon.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:41, archived)

your style really compliments botticelli's

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:30, archived)

he was a good painter guy but he drew ellen with really long pubes.

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d d, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:35, archived)

She is a lesbian.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:39, archived)

a gay lesbian.

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d d, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:41, archived)

Gay, lipstick and one-finger-only gay.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:42, archived)

Well, it is at least amongst my fave batches of LOLcats:

icanhascheezburger.com/2007/01/page/3/

There are some real corkers on that page!

*edit* tho this is my current fave of the new ones: icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/funny-pictures-hamster-has-the-happiest-nom-ever.jpg

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..wil, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:21, archived)

Awwwwww!

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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:27, archived)

I know, I'm a big soft bugger, but sometimes, you need a good AAaaw...

;)

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..wil, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:33, archived)

i'm a chikin lol

is my new fave!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:49, archived)

Plastination

RAWKS!
\m/

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struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:47, archived)

i just came :)

very good

(The_Queen_Is_Dead Scooter Is A Blonde Haired Fuck-monkey, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:51, archived)

Stax to the Max !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:52, archived)

Haha!

Doctor Gunther von Crazy should be knighted.

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:52, archived)

that is awesome, i like it.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:02, archived)

hehe

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Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:02, archived)

RAWKS OUT!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:04, archived)

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