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#
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:24, archived)
# imagine the sight that poor mole must be getting
ARGH WHATS THAT COMING THROUGH THE FRONT DOOR ARGH MY HOUSE IS COVERED IN MANGRAVY
im assuming he is humping a mole house?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:25, archived)
# oh vic, I've fallen!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:25, archived)
# HaHaHa!
:D
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:30, archived)
# \o/
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:00, archived)
# My name is...
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:14, archived)
# ahahahaha
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:15, archived)
# shoefingers?
i see this is jacod dyer then.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:16, archived)
# bwahahaha
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:16, archived)
# There are 3 too many pictures of Dyer's face on this board
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:16, archived)
# I think he's quite pretty
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:16, archived)
# ^ I kinda find it sad


but hey if it makes you feel good about yourself...
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:19, archived)
# get off your soapbox ducky
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:20, archived)
# sorry big man!!....

I don't want you turning on me eh?


pffh

(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:22, archived)
# nice hat
as if I needed an excuse

(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:24, archived)
# *steals*
hhahahah

(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:26, archived)
#
yay
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:29, archived)
# I wonder...
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:30, archived)
#
I think perhaps my old zippy hat might work better
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:34, archived)
# lets have a look see
i can't log into my b3tards account :(
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:42, archived)
# I feel your pain
I lost mine a while back



(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:57, archived)
#
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:27, archived)
#
aww, I love thease hat things
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:29, archived)
# he's sure got a pretty mouth
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:20, archived)
# *shiver*
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:21, archived)
# SEXUAL SUBVERSION DOES NOT COMPUTE
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:22, archived)
# I like him.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:25, archived)
# i didnt like it
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:16, archived)
# waitwait, is it...
my neck is in bristol and I like my bear because it burns kids...oh fuck i can't remember it.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:16, archived)
# My name is John Crichton, an astronaut...i live in Bristol...it is a wormhole
Now I'm lost in some distant part of france on this ship -- a living ship -- it burnt my neck...i didnt like it
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:20, archived)
# neck touble i see.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:16, archived)
# JACOB!
did you ask his permission?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:17, archived)
# he's not gonna pull a 'prince' on us is he!?
'ning /board!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:19, archived)
# he wishes he could.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:19, archived)
# IT'S THE WEB SHERRIFF!! CHEESE IT YOU MELONS
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:20, archived)
# *slings his guns about*
*coughs and quickly rearranges fake beard*
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:22, archived)
# well its just abit rude
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Now that I like.
See board, more funny.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Wait Wildheart, I have it this time!


Hmmm? Hmmmmm? :-)
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:20, archived)
# I'm slightly chuckling this time.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:22, archived)
# i used to draw pictures like this in the backs of my exercise books at school
to freak my teachers out
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:06, archived)
# I think we scared him off
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:18, archived)
# bugger!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:19, archived)
# Heh!
:D
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:18, archived)
# I must admit, I quite like Jacob Dyer
He takes the fucking repetitive use of that quote every single time he shows his face with surprisingly good grace, both for his age AND for a human being with the accompanying patience that is inherently of a limited nature for most people.

The more I see of his posts and videos the more I come to realise that he's a pretty funny guy, and a true b3tan by nature
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Maybe it's the late hour
But I actually welled up a bit there...
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:31, archived)
# 'Cooking with Jacob' is particularly funny


edit: as is www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-s3EZiFXU0

great stuff Jacob, wherever you are
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:37, archived)
# Jacob Dyer!
:]
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Julia

Says good evening

EDIT: (she's a seamstress)
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:03, archived)
# I'd like the internet to permit me to get sweary.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Go on then
sweetie.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:04, archived)
# You're not allowed to be in the voting process.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:05, archived)
# I must recomend you to the burrough of swear filters and general internet mores
the number is 800-8335
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:08, archived)
# you may.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Where have the funny pictures gone.
Seriously, be more funny board.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:05, archived)
# *awaits your contribution*
:D
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:08, archived)
# You'll be waiting fucking ages then.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:10, archived)
# *waits f'king ages*
right wheres this picture then?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Keep waiting, I have a full calendar of wanking.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:16, archived)
# remind me not to buy that calander...
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:18, archived)
# I'm sending you a special copy, it imprints on your brain.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:23, archived)
# is that a padded envelopeeewwwwtf?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Okay then...


Is funny yes?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:09, archived)
# I'm not laughing
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:10, archived)
# LAUGH OR I FUCK YOU.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Seam cat.
I like seam cat.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:18, archived)
# He's no apple cat.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:21, archived)
# incredible
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:49, archived)
# this is magical
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:11, archived)
# Yes :)
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:10, archived)
# FUCK OFF YOU UTTER CUNT I WANT TO STAB YOUR MOTHER IN THE LOVE HOLE, MAKE YOU A BROTHER, GIVE YOU A CANCER THEN PERSUADE YOUR BROTHER NOT TO LET YOU USE HIS BONE MARROW
I don't mean the above.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:11, archived)
# I'm deeply distressed,
that happens to be exactly what my grandfather did before he died of asphyxywank fail
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Was it the asphyxiation
or the severe fwapping that killed him?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Hello Julia
Would you like some cake
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Please say yes . . .
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:10, archived)
# She's gonna blow!
In the bad way!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:14, archived)
# There's a bad way?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Just
Testing
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Well don't fucking test you shit fucking shit fucker.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:53, archived)
# fucking right
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:55, archived)
# I didn't fucking mean to swear so fucking much but fuck it,
I just can't fucking help shitting swearing.

Shortbread.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:56, archived)
# You see,
the mistake you have made here is being shit.

Stop it.

I SAID STOP IT.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Shoefingers.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:00, archived)
# you are unbelievably shit
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:55, archived)
# (N) :(
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:56, archived)
# You are UNBELIEVABLY shit.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:56, archived)
# did the test work?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:58, archived)
[challenge entry] hat aat bat cat
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:52, archived)
# must've took ages
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:53, archived)
# haha, this is inspired.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Shoefingers.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:54, archived)
# these three ^
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:55, archived)
# Shoe cake.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:56, archived)
# wat
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:56, archived)
# You missed a bit
*points*
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:56, archived)
# cap
cannon
bat
feline
dvd player
tiny novelty meal
jason donavan
gun
wheel chair
plane
beyoncee
troll
multimat
bath
seeds
some guy in glasses
water cress
mouse
words
body graffiti
some guy with dirt on his face
anal fisting
"wat"
msn messenger
boat
wii fishing?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Wat indeed.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Hahahahahahah!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:08, archived)
[challenge entry] I want to believe...
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Conclusive proof...

AICMFP
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:51, archived)
#
TJ: Can anyone deRIS 'Jacob Dyer' for me, please?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:53, archived)
# "my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it."
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:56, archived)
# my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:00, archived)
# "my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it."
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:02, archived)
#
my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:04, archived)
# "my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it."
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:05, archived)
# that ^
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:10, archived)
# that guy there is jacob
he is famous on the internet
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Thanks.
:)
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:21, archived)
# mr horrible and a few others flamed the living crap out of him, one very boring saturday/ sunday years ago
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:18, archived)
# Ta.
:D
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:21, archived)
#
I like this.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Thanks.
:)
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:53, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Thanks.
:D
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:54, archived)
# You gave him a bigger smile than me.
Bastard.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:56, archived)
# Sorry.
Have two...
:D
:D
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:00, archived)
# *sticks tongue out at prodigy*
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:01, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:50, archived)
# OVER MY HEAD
LOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOILUIBUKG KFGCXCRDE
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:51, archived)
# My Grandad calls homosexuals 'Brown Hatters'.
Are you referencing my Grandad?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:52, archived)
# He did the historical research
:)
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:54, archived)
# I made you a new one, but it's not very good
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Yay!
Hickory dickory dock
*clunk*
The mousetrap was in the clock
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:55, archived)
# hahaha nice!~
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:03, archived)
# I had to look up "brown hat".
I giggled.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:54, archived)
# is that what i think it is in the reflection?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Yes
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:09, archived)
# *rips eyes from skull*
my poor fragile mind
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:13, archived)
#
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:41, archived)
#
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:42, archived)
# So that's how he lost his leg!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:42, archived)
# That's what you think...
...It grew back.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:44, archived)
#
my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.

(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:45, archived)
# dear jacob
how did this story once occur into meme status?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:46, archived)
# I really don't know.
*Cries*
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:49, archived)
# I blame mr horrible
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:49, archived)
# I started it. I thought it was funny.
two years later it's still going.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:49, archived)
# HELLO YOU ARE AN INTERNET FAMOUS
*hug*
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:52, archived)
# hello Tom
*hugs*
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Gerry ^_^
*hug*
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:54, archived)
# DON'T YOU REALISE HOW POPULAR I AM ON THE INTERNET?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:53, archived)
# I am popular on the internet.
I put up a new video under an hour ago, and it's already got triple figure views.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:55, archived)
# you are such a needy little nob
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:56, archived)
# hexy the nonce would love this fame
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:55, archived)
# There is nothing to cry about
A lot of people would love what they say to achieve meme status.
It's all your fault anyway for saying things that might tickle Mr H's funnybone.
Now just pull yourself together or we will set French kids onto you.
And you won't like that.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:55, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:00, archived)
# it's my fault
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:49, archived)
#
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:47, archived)
# AHAHAHAHA!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Haha christ
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:52, archived)
# nicely done/
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:59, archived)
# maybe
his leg had just grow
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Pew
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:42, archived)
# ..Pew Lasers!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Innit
I GOTS RASPBERRIES
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:45, archived)
# microwave rulez.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:43, archived)
# ^this
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:44, archived)
# i'll cut you so fast your blood will bleed blue
*scene 2*
ow my leg
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:44, archived)
# prolly bindun?
behold:
Chavros!



i know it's shit but i'm working with MS Paint and the alignment on my mouse is borked and i have no idea how to fix it
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:38, archived)
# HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:39, archived)
# glad i amuse you
=P
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:40, archived)
# very much so
:D
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:41, archived)
# good good
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:49, archived)
# ^
wonderful!~
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:42, archived)
# slim did it
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:40, archived)
# heh yes..but it still makes me chuckle
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:40, archived)
# cursor options is on your control panel, and it depends what system your using
but you may have to float a balloon in a straight line.

everyone uses that hat :)
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Just something that's been in my head for a while...
Big thanks for my friend, Tay Perry, for making it a reality.
He gave me permission to put this up here.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:34, archived)
# BIGGER!!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:35, archived)
# FASTER!!!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:38, archived)
# HARDER!!!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:39, archived)
# STRONGER!!!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:40, archived)
# LONGER!!!!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:45, archived)
# hahahahaha are you Jacob Dyer
I remember when you got the fuck flamed out of you :D


good times
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:36, archived)
# It made me cry.
Thanks.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:38, archived)
# yaay!!
but you came back though...you love it :)
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:39, archived)
# I came back...
For you.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:41, archived)
# girlfriend?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:43, archived)
# do not bite your nails
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:44, archived)
# or somebody elses
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:44, archived)
# sometimes i feel the urge to bite my nails
then i look at them and think, nah they've been in my shoe and my feet dissolve odour eaters!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:46, archived)
# what's with the giant knitting needle?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:45, archived)
# I have a theory.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:50, archived)
# that's the first
story from haunted right?

edit: yup, and not even the sickest story in that book. although the reference is good
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Mhmm.
Fantastic start to a fantastic book.

The Baroness Frostbite one was worse though. It made my skin crawl.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:01, archived)
# i love the epilogue
where he tells about all the people who fainted. can't wait for choke to be released over here, the director/screenplay writer's a massive fan of the book so i'm feeling good about it,

i took a while to get into rant, but once everything started to click into place it was fantastic, and i love the dust jacket on the (UK) hard back edition
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:03, archived)
# I've only read Fight Club, Haunted, Choke and Lullaby.
I can't seem to find many of the others any more. I can't wait to see what happens with Choke though.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:05, archived)
# borders
normally has them, waterstones is starting to piss me off these days though, used to prefer it, but since they start re-designing stores and varying their stock between cities i'm not a fan (although the 20% discount is nice)
think his next one's out end of this year or start of next
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:17, archived)
# You fucker.
I guess nothing is safe...
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:46, archived)
# haaaaa ha ha haa.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:47, archived)
#
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:48, archived)
# my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol, it is fantastic, i sound like barnaby bear, i like barnaby bear, one time he went to france, i went to france, but some kid burnt my neck, i didnt like it.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:50, archived)
# ok please tell me you do not own those glasses....
thora hird is all I can say
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:50, archived)
# he might be a twat...but there's no need for that
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:48, archived)
# this is b3ta
i want to see her tits now
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:49, archived)
# tits or it didnt happen!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:50, archived)
# hahaha you're like my brain....but without the filter
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:51, archived)
#
really?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:50, archived)
# he posted the url, so it's fair game
or am I missing something here?

*kicks sarcasm detector*
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:50, archived)
# his girlfriend is kinda cute...but no need
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:52, archived)
#
*replaces batteries in sarcasm detector*
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:55, archived)
# really?
shit man, I never intended that.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:43, archived)
# pffffffffttttttttttt
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:45, archived)
# i don't like it
it sounds like barney bear.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:36, archived)
#
my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:37, archived)
# my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol, it is fantastic, i sound like barnaby bear, i like barnaby bear, one time he went to france, i went to france, but some kid burnt my neck, i didnt like it.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:39, archived)
#
my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol, it is fantastic, i sound like barnaby bear, i like barnaby bear, one time he went to france, i went to france, but some kid burnt my neck, i didnt like it.

(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:44, archived)
#
my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:38, archived)
# I think I speak for /board when I say,
"my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it."
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:38, archived)
# My name is Henry Dyer. I eat the dead. I fuck old ladies well after they've dried up and been husked out by worms. I watch my penis dive into their mummy quims and reemerg in the vacant spaces above their pelvises.
I once got caught by a grave digger. He made me pay him $50 a week to keep quiet. I didn't like it. So I killed him.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Is.....is it really you?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:39, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:39, archived)
# <3's
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Huzzah!!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:40, archived)
# :)))
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:40, archived)
# I fucking love it.
You have my love.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:40, archived)
# the song was brilliant
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:42, archived)
# I don't like the bit at the end.
Listen to it. Calls me a cunt.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:42, archived)
# but it's funny
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:44, archived)
# ah but frank. is a horrible cunt.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:46, archived)
# The Butters/Gilgamesh combo animation was the awesomest
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Hell yeah.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:51, archived)
#
my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:00, archived)
# my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol, it is fantastic, i sound like barnaby bear, i like barnaby bear, one time he went to france, i went to france, but some kid burnt my neck, i didnt like it.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:41, archived)
# my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:42, archived)
# my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol, it is fantastic, i sound like barnaby bear, i like barnaby bear, one time he went to france, i went to france, but some kid burnt my neck, i didnt like it.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:41, archived)
# my name is smeg and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like smeg bear. i like smeg bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid smegged my neck. i didnt like it.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:44, archived)
[challenge entry] mmmmm mince!!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:32, archived)
# INJECTED WITH A GUBBINS!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:35, archived)
#
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Mince passport?
What is this nonsense?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:40, archived)
# heh ^_^
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:41, archived)
# super
i unshopped for a present for him:
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:44, archived)
# mmmmm lard pie!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:55, archived)
# I thought the book said
"Cooking with minge"
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 16:33, archived)
# possibly too quick to be anything other than shit


inspired by Trib's post below.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:30, archived)
# *squints*
*chortles*
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:31, archived)
# *squits*
*changes underkeks*
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Surprise find by Mars Rover


oft
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:20, archived)
#
ok. i just had my latest idea for a front page lol. morrissey is walking through a building site carrying a large rectangular object made of bits of bacon and steak. the subject line. ‘meat is girder’
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:24, archived)
# IT'S A WINNER
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:25, archived)
# we'll have to wait till happy toast makes it though
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:26, archived)
# its following on from my 1995 idea
b3ta.com/board/5048263

which i cant believe is still in the archives. someone made the image.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:27, archived)
# lol >.<
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:28, archived)
# People were so jolly and helpful back then
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:33, archived)
# indeed :)
it was all eclectech and sunshine elephants back then
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:34, archived)
# yep
I miss reckless rik as well
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:35, archived)
# SHOVE IT UP YOUR ARSE!!


;)
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Ha. Yeah,
hes got a bit of a monopoly going there hanst he?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:28, archived)
# morrisey is meat.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:26, archived)
# Ya mother was a snow blower!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:26, archived)
# Rabbit hutches !
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:26, archived)
# Google Earth and Google Street View were originally set up in the early 20th century


Historical fact. I read it somewhere.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:15, archived)
# hahaha
this is fantastic!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:16, archived)
# what happened to speed cameras through the ages?
i like these
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:18, archived)
#
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:20, archived)
# arfage!~
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:28, archived)
[challenge entry] I say!
Jolly good, squire!

I hope you don't mind me slipping a hat pun in here.

(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:18, archived)
# great find! :D
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:21, archived)
# When all they world was any colour you wanted . . .
as long as it was black and grey . . .
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Brilliant!
Made me think of this though.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:32, archived)
# No they weren't
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Everything she wants, is everything she sees. It's just a matter of time..
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:13, archived)
# i don't like this one.
it sucks.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Old Detroit has a cancer, the cancer is crime.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Yamaka helmets will protect you when the sky is doing droppings !
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Yamaha Hell met.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:22, archived)
# yah
terry gilliam looks like ross kemp in iraq/afghanistan.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Ross Kemp is Dr Evil.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:24, archived)
# and viceversa
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:27, archived)
# ahhaHAHAHAA
There's a rainbow inside your miiIIiiind.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:28, archived)
[challenge entry] And
a twat
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:20, archived)
# just because.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:08, archived)
# I've woken up
and it's 1983.....again!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:11, archived)
# only had 1.11 gigawatts.
failed.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:12, archived)
# you've got to play
the next 25 levelsyears all over again
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Now wouldn't that
be marvellous?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:14, archived)
# atic attack!! :D

god that's a blast from the past
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Yes,
and Daley Thompson's Decathlon was groundbreaking
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:13, archived)
#
ground finger
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:15, archived)
#
ground finger keyboard
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:16, archived)
# I've never seen such wanking skills been used
to waggle a kempston joystick left and right to make him run...
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:15, archived)
# I couldn't leave my kempston alone
for the larger part of my teenage years
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:17, archived)
# I don't like analogue interfaces for games
give me BUTTONS or KEYS
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Yes,
Oh and btw, I agree Lifeson/Lee/Peart are very, very talented, especially Peart ;)
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:27, archived)
# RAWKS OUT!!!
Yeah... they're cover band in Classic Rock this month BTW (UK)
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:31, archived)
# *checks*
I saw them on the Hold your Fire tour and was utterly blown away. Really rather disappointed that I missed them last year tbh.

Did you see them?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Snakes and Arrows
and R30

was annoyed ta the time that Vapour Trails didn't come over here but at least we got Rush In Rio DVD to console ourselves with eh...?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Rush in Rio
Really nailed it.. top marks!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:40, archived)
# FUCK YEAH
I mapped that game on graph paper with my girlfriend and finished it. Married her after that.

The ending was a bit of a disappointment (of the game, not the wedding day). (Although my wife might have agreed. I'd had a lot of cheap champers).

EDIT: Check this: maps.speccy.cz/map.php?id=AticAtac&sort=4&part=8&ath=
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:26, archived)
# pffft
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:28, archived)
# Maps???
dedication to that. We were supposed to map in D+D too.

If I couldn't remember it then I got bored.. not diligent enough to map as I went. Sabre Wulf, Palace of Magic, I reckon I could still do 'em with an afternoon's refreshment of memory....
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Sabre Wulf was an easy one to hold in the head
But Atic Atac was a bit of a bugger.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Good
enough reason to marry someone I suppose.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:43, archived)
[challenge entry] The Battle of the Little Bighorn, 1976.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:05, archived)
# this is the best picture.
stupid indians.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:11, archived)
[challenge entry] ADD A BIT OF CLASS,& THIS IS WHAT YOU GET!!!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:01, archived)
# OH HAI DOCTOR DYSLEXIA.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:03, archived)
# is not i.
but i do like it.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:10, archived)
# i like you.
actually we may aswell go out, because we're basically a couple anyway.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:16, archived)
# padeo file.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:18, archived)
# gorgans tits!
turns special brew to stone.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Haha, oh christ
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:03, archived)
# BEARDSLEY!!!
you sexy mo fo!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:04, archived)
# I went to school with someone who looked like Beardsley
We called him Chinny
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Gorgons with tits!!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:06, archived)
# gok with tins!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:08, archived)
# GOK GOK GOK GOK GOK GOK GOK
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:06, archived)
#
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:08, archived)
# ouch
I suffer from gok wan. That trip to Thailand was bad news alround.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Isn't there something a bit odd about David 'Steve' Millaband?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Let's be fair
that's damn good, but far too highbrow for here. If you wer BBD'or you could have pulled it off perhaps, alas at this time of the night your audience prefers Jacob Dyer...
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:04, archived)
[challenge entry] repost
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Hamtoucher
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:00, archived)
# have my amoebas.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:02, archived)
# is it so hard to make a new image that contains a hat?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:06, archived)

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