(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:22,
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well its just abit rude
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:21,
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Now that I like.
See board, more funny.
(Wildheart Baby.Drunken Mess In A Good Way,
Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:17,
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Wait Wildheart, I have it this time!
Hmmm? Hmmmmm? :-)
(EastAnglianswinecan see your willy,
Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:20,
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I'm slightly chuckling this time.
(Wildheart Baby.Drunken Mess In A Good Way,
Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:22,
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i used to draw pictures like this in the backs of my exercise books at school
to freak my teachers out
(urbane legendi have known the inexorable sadness of pencils,
Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:06,
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I think we scared him off
(FlowerpotNo longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:18,
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bugger!
(M3Essentialand The Essentials. LIVE!,
Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:19,
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Heh!
:D
(LeightonJimbohas remembered his password!,
Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:18,
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I must admit, I quite like Jacob Dyer
He takes the fucking repetitive use of that quote every single time he shows his face with surprisingly good grace, both for his age AND for a human being with the accompanying patience that is inherently of a limited nature for most people.
The more I see of his posts and videos the more I come to realise that he's a pretty funny guy, and a true b3tan by nature
(asciifaceofbobbob bob bob bob bob bob bob,
Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:49,
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this is magical
(urbane legendi have known the inexorable sadness of pencils,
Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:11,
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Yes :)
(FlowerpotNo longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:10,
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FUCK OFF YOU UTTER CUNT I WANT TO STAB YOUR MOTHER IN THE LOVE HOLE, MAKE YOU A BROTHER, GIVE YOU A CANCER THEN PERSUADE YOUR BROTHER NOT TO LET YOU USE HIS BONE MARROW
I don't mean the above.
(Master Of Turnips.Only gays and morons believe in ghosts.,
Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:11,
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I'm deeply distressed,
that happens to be exactly what my grandfather did before he died of asphyxywank fail
(EastAnglianswinecan see your willy,
Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:12,
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(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:56,
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wat
(the RAND corporationa.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha,
Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:56,
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You missed a bit
*points*
(FlowerpotNo longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:56,
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cap
cannon bat feline dvd player tiny novelty meal jason donavan gun wheel chair plane beyoncee troll multimat bath seeds some guy in glasses water cress mouse words body graffiti some guy with dirt on his face anal fisting "wat" msn messenger boat wii fishing?
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:57,
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Wat indeed.
(MrPineapple.co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:57,
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(LeightonJimbohas remembered his password!,
Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:51,
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Conclusive proof...
AICMFP
(LeightonJimbohas remembered his password!,
Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:51,
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TJ: Can anyone deRIS 'Jacob Dyer' for me, please?
(LeightonJimbohas remembered his password!,
Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:53,
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"my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it."
(Wildheart Baby.Drunken Mess In A Good Way,
Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:56,
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my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
(hexachordalla la la la la,
Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:00,
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"my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it."
(Wildheart Baby.Drunken Mess In A Good Way,
Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:02,
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my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
"my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it."
(Wildheart Baby.Drunken Mess In A Good Way,
Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:05,
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that ^
(the RAND corporationa.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha,
Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:10,
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that guy there is jacob
he is famous on the internet
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:12,
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Thanks.
:)
(LeightonJimbohas remembered his password!,
Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:21,
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mr horrible and a few others flamed the living crap out of him, one very boring saturday/ sunday years ago
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:18,
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Ta.
:D
(LeightonJimbohas remembered his password!,
Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:21,
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my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:45,
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dear jacob
how did this story once occur into meme status?
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:46,
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A lot of people would love what they say to achieve meme status. It's all your fault anyway for saying things that might tickle Mr H's funnybone. Now just pull yourself together or we will set French kids onto you. And you won't like that.
(FlowerpotNo longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:55,
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hahaha
(hexachordalla la la la la,
Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:00,
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(MrPineapple.co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:50,
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that's the first
story from haunted right?
edit: yup, and not even the sickest story in that book. although the reference is good
(cs192is sucking on a Koala at,
Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:59,
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Mhmm.
Fantastic start to a fantastic book.
The Baroness Frostbite one was worse though. It made my skin crawl.
(MrPineapple.co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:01,
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i love the epilogue
where he tells about all the people who fainted. can't wait for choke to be released over here, the director/screenplay writer's a massive fan of the book so i'm feeling good about it,
i took a while to get into rant, but once everything started to click into place it was fantastic, and i love the dust jacket on the (UK) hard back edition
(cs192is sucking on a Koala at,
Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:03,
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I've only read Fight Club, Haunted, Choke and Lullaby.
I can't seem to find many of the others any more. I can't wait to see what happens with Choke though.
(MrPineapple.co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:05,
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borders
normally has them, waterstones is starting to piss me off these days though, used to prefer it, but since they start re-designing stores and varying their stock between cities i'm not a fan (although the 20% discount is nice) think his next one's out end of this year or start of next
(cs192is sucking on a Koala at,
Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:17,
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(M3Essentialand The Essentials. LIVE!,
Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:48,
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my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol, it is fantastic, i sound like barnaby bear, i like barnaby bear, one time he went to france, i went to france, but some kid burnt my neck, i didnt like it.
(M3Essentialand The Essentials. LIVE!,
Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:45,
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i don't like it
it sounds like barney bear.
(Thor_sonofodinhas done things, terrible things on,
Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:36,
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my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol, it is fantastic, i sound like barnaby bear, i like barnaby bear, one time he went to france, i went to france, but some kid burnt my neck, i didnt like it.
my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol, it is fantastic, i sound like barnaby bear, i like barnaby bear, one time he went to france, i went to france, but some kid burnt my neck, i didnt like it.
(JamnogSardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:44,
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my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
"my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it."
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:38,
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My name is Henry Dyer. I eat the dead. I fuck old ladies well after they've dried up and been husked out by worms. I watch my penis dive into their mummy quims and reemerg in the vacant spaces above their pelvises.
I once got caught by a grave digger. He made me pay him $50 a week to keep quiet. I didn't like it. So I killed him.
(hankemurphy, I'm a mess,
Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:38,
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Is.....is it really you?
(We are the lemonirked your craw on,
Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:39,
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:D
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:39,
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<3's
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:40,
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The Butters/Gilgamesh combo animation was the awesomest
(We are the lemonirked your craw on,
Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:45,
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Hell yeah.
(MrPineapple.co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:51,
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my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
(DrZaarlonWitchspace To Ra!,
Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:00,
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my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol, it is fantastic, i sound like barnaby bear, i like barnaby bear, one time he went to france, i went to france, but some kid burnt my neck, i didnt like it.
my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol, it is fantastic, i sound like barnaby bear, i like barnaby bear, one time he went to france, i went to france, but some kid burnt my neck, i didnt like it.
my name is smeg and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like smeg bear. i like smeg bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid smegged my neck. i didnt like it.
(M3Essentialand The Essentials. LIVE!,
Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:34,
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Surprise find by Mars Rover
oft
(KateCalit's the wind...the wind.....,
Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:20,
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ok. i just had my latest idea for a front page lol. morrissey is walking through a building site carrying a large rectangular object made of bits of bacon and steak. the subject line. ‘meat is girder’
(asciifaceofbobbob bob bob bob bob bob bob,
Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:28,
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Maps???
dedication to that. We were supposed to map in D+D too.
If I couldn't remember it then I got bored.. not diligent enough to map as I went. Sabre Wulf, Palace of Magic, I reckon I could still do 'em with an afternoon's refreshment of memory....
(Rotating Wobbly HatThat's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:33,
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that's damn good, but far too highbrow for here. If you wer BBD'or you could have pulled it off perhaps, alas at this time of the night your audience prefers Jacob Dyer...
(Waisted FredI say who Sir, you Sir?,
Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:04,
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