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# can't think of a witty comment to put here
so here's just what i did

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Paintmash, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 3:59, archived)
# why does some old fat cunt with a crooked tash get women and I can't?
WHY?????????????
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 4:01, archived)
# that fat old cunt is me!
the crooked tash is what gets 'em
(I helped save b3ta! Paintmash, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 4:05, archived)
# I was going to trim mine today, but I won't I will let it get long and crooked!
:D
YAAAAAAAY
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 4:13, archived)
# you should trim your fat old cunt
it'll work wonders

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:26, archived)
# She's stroking his first penis.
The second is clearly tucked down his left trouser leg.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 4:04, archived)
# i can't think of a witty comment and i didn't draw anything.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 4:25, archived)
[challenge entry] ...robots burned witches in Salem...........................................true fact!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 3:54, archived)
# I would*
*a tiresome and misogynistic comment according to the faq.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 4:01, archived)
# not if you're referring to the robot.
as most nerds would be.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 4:27, archived)
# hahah!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 4:30, archived)
# female carbon-based unit is aflame. female carbon-based unit therefore not witch.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 4:26, archived)
# Quick and dirty


And probably bindun countless times.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 3:50, archived)
# LOLZ


...just kidding, I was looking for a poor excuse to post my crap too :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 3:54, archived)
# I wonder what happened to that pigeon/dove/whatever it is
going by the stance of the moggies, his future looks quite bleak.
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 4:08, archived)
# HAHAHAH I like it.
That's quite funny.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 4:00, archived)
# epic fail...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 4:00, archived)
# why is this fail?
because it's toap?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 4:02, archived)
# This is peurile and silly
so it made me laugh. Have a click.
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 4:07, archived)
# uWhat?

/BONUS EDIT
(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 2:48, archived)
# blee hims
yakkada floon
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 2:59, archived)
#
probably
(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 5:28, archived)
# *This is cool*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 3:00, archived)
#
iCool :D
(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 3:07, archived)
# "Pro" only costs your first born.
And unlocks your other eyeball and tongue.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 3:03, archived)
# SOLD
I'll tick it, or steal a kid
(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 3:09, archived)
# flashy flashy.
edit: also, one of those fingertips looks like it's his tunacan cock.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 3:11, archived)
# BONUS
(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 3:15, archived)
[challenge entry] ...and that's why he's smiling
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 2:06, archived)
# Happycandlage!
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 2:08, archived)
# Woo!
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# Mussolini?
Sucker.

*EDIT* Oh, and happy b3taday to morethanoneofyou, you stout persistent perfidious oleaginous bastads ye!

The Queen sez: "Giz it some."
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 2:09, archived)
# Mussolini plunger weenie
now it doesn't work


...or something like that
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 2:10, archived)
# I am thanking your person :]
And now: sleep, goodnight everyone!
Thanks for the happys :D

(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 2:17, archived)
# I am making a pretend-modest saluting gesture.
And imagining some kind of winking emoticon.

{¬!^

(NB: there are no mirrors in this building and I have to go up into the loft with a torch and look at all 17 of my sisters to try to gauge what a face looks like and then try to do it on a keyboard... I must admit, italics would've come in handy)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 2:24, archived)
# HTML code: <i></i>
Hahahaha :D
Loft sisters
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 2:26, archived)
# Hang on a sec...
*screams are heard around the village, wise old women bolt the shutters, keen young researcher from the Ministry is kept distracted*


{¬!^

(ohgodmysistersaregonnakillme)

(even though it was only the eyebrows and 'tache wot ghat bent)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 2:39, archived)
# Hahaha!
Sucktion-cock will eat suck you out. D:
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 2:09, archived)
# HED-RECEPTOR, ENGAGED.
Ed: Nappy Kandle Noodles
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 2:22, archived)
# Yay!
Minor TJ, I hope you don't mind.
Does anyone remember the photos of the girl with a different friend in every shot, and her face is the same in every photo?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 2:37, archived)
# Yes, I remember them.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 2:40, archived)
# I do too.
I used to have a copy but I have no idea where it is now.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 2:48, archived)
# I found it!
www.luckykazoo.com/media/2005/05/expressionless-girl.html
I'm pretty sure this is a b3tan's site but I can't remember who.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 2:55, archived)
# I recognise the site...
didn't he do the Cillit Bang remix or something?
edit: ah, yes. and with that- good night.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 2:59, archived)
# night-night.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 3:13, archived)
# Botoxgirl.
Did you need one of her?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 2:50, archived)
# oh you bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 2:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 2:55, archived)
# nyah, mine had a link.
so there.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 3:04, archived)
# Oh yeah? Well, I could have "pea'd on topic" if it had been attended by a picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 3:11, archived)
# yeah well i was asleep having sex and eating dinner in a foreign country and i still found the link.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 3:12, archived)
# botox girl.
www.b3ta.com/board/8400098
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 2:52, archived)
# Ah
that's actually the one I remember. The one I found just now is a bit different, not so smooth.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 2:56, archived)
# yeah, tbl's was great.
i must remember to stick it on someone's computer as wallpaper.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 3:05, archived)
# Excellent.
*Saved for prosperity*
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 2:59, archived)
# haha, just now saw the lower plunger.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 3:53, archived)
# ha ha...
...made me laugh!...:D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 4:02, archived)
# Miaow
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# Aces.
Looks like a model in the science museum where you can make a metal disclevitate inside.
You should make a working model.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 2:07, archived)
# FIERCE CAT HOTEL
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 2:07, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 2:08, archived)
# Rawr.
BUT MORE SERIOUSLY: WIN! :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 2:09, archived)
# Chernobyl cat returns!
WHAT HAVE I CREATED?!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 2:11, archived)
# Pfft.
You planted a seed in my mind with those two words.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Bob Todd whee, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 2:15, archived)
# Phwoar!
I planted my seed in you.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 2:15, archived)
# Fondue Cat is Fnnuurrghmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 2:13, archived)
# Tastes nice with bread.
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# Hollow-Cat is hongree.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 2:28, archived)
# aaaaaa :D
I want to see this in S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 2:44, archived)
# looks like
an even more surreal version of the catbus from totoro
(genesis, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 2:54, archived)
# ^my thoughts exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 3:14, archived)
# SEWITUPSEWITUPSEWITUP D:
Wooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 3:27, archived)
# Salvador aproves it
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 3:51, archived)
# ARGH!!
Nurse, its happening again!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 9:19, archived)
# MIND THE GAP
And the slight bigness D:


(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:53, archived)
# HALP, I IZ STUK IN DA GAPE!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:55, archived)
# Lololol
*adds goatse hands*
Please don't D:
Those hands make me want to vomit out my insides
And I like having my insides inside me.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:56, archived)
# nAPPY kANDLE noODLEs
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:57, archived)
# Lol tanx
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:57, archived)
# TANK CHOO!
I shall make you something, using my eyez.
What would u lick?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:58, archived)
# I'd lick a snail, were they tasty.
A ROBOT SNAIL THAT TASTES NICE PLS :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:59, archived)
# A robot-snail, is that it?
Would you like to fone a fiend?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 2:00, archived)
# No
My friends are cunts and would tell me to get a fist-shaped toothbrush D:
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 2:01, archived)
# You shall has a ROBO-SNAIL.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 2:03, archived)
# YAY :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 2:09, archived)
# MANGO-SNALE
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 2:19, archived)
# FUCKING YES :D
I WILL SAVOUR IT FOREVER
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 2:20, archived)
# mMMmMm, mANGO-sNALE
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 2:22, archived)
# Who said it was an I/eye?
ROlolFEL
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:59, archived)
# Putting that link in your sig highlights you as a cunt.
I just realised. I feel awkward.
Edit: and dirty, it wont wash off.
Edit 2: Cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 2:00, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 2:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Slight advantage ?
.

.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:40, archived)
# Is that a robot cat
that I'm not aware of?
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:41, archived)
# GO NINJA, GO NINJA, GO!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:41, archived)
# Christ.
And that church in the background hasn't even lowered and aimed its long-range laser cannon yet.

It'll be carnidge.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:48, archived)
# Yo
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:21, archived)
# lol napalm kids
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:22, archived)
# Also 'God' is a fat cunt who can't get it up, proof;

www.b3ta.com/talk/5351370
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:24, archived)
# nae luck
i've seen it. it's not very nice, but suspiciously incredible.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:29, archived)
# It's quite oblique.
Oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:32, archived)
# Of course.
And not the fact you're an ass clown, fuck face.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:31, archived)
# Cunt-candle.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:34, archived)
# Someone say candle? :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:55, archived)
# I rated 5 kittens, expecting something shocking each time the page reloaded,
before I reaslised theat God changed the link.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:36, archived)
# That's because he's impotent.
Most flaccid you see.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:37, archived)
# The link board rules
are pretty clear about not posting shock sites. You are not the first to be stepped for doing it. In fact, you are not even the first person to be stepped for posting that site.

There are plenty of other places on the internet for sharing that kind of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:40, archived)
# He hasn't had an erection since '82.
I have proof.

GO, NINJA, GO!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:42, archived)
# Yeah
but you being a cunt about it is not really going to help.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:51, archived)
# It's all japes.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:52, archived)
# No, it isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 2:04, archived)
# You simply shouldn't have posted that horrible link.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:49, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:51, archived)
# ^Quench
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:52, archived)
# ^ zoa
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:53, archived)
# CA-CA-CA-COMBO BREAKER!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:57, archived)
# ):
I really don't like that source image. I'm all for wrongness shopped onto an innocent image, but that image is so wrong and sad to begin with. Nothing personal, but I'm going to hide this post.

I can't even imagine how you could photograph that.
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# C+
or B-
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:24, archived)
# Too many Neins!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:26, archived)
# On refection.
And based purely on the excellent mouth.. A-
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:28, archived)
# Oh hang on, I just reflected again.
and based on C&VG issue 243 D+
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:30, archived)
# *collects tokens*
Oooh, Yoda key-ring.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:36, archived)
# I just reflected again.
You're a cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 2:13, archived)
# >>DEKIONPLEXIS INVOKES: ULTIMATE SHITSTORM
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:25, archived)
# Cock-Level 11
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:26, archived)
# haha dude
even for you, that pics low ;-)

*adblocks*

how was the naughty step?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:40, archived)
# I watched Nacho Libre while I waited.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:44, archived)
# Mindpiss?
I was going to post this after that big furore the other day about the source, but the thread was dead by the time i got around to uploading it ...




(I didn't shop in the robots)
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:27, archived)
# I didn't see the furore but I like Star Wars.
WIND IT UP!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:28, archived)
# Run Kim, run!
LEGO Indy in the back is an excellent touch.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phan_Thị_Kim_Phúc
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:30, archived)
# As long as they're all dead now, I'm happy.
Ahahhaa, PHUC PHACE
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:31, archived)
# She's not dead yet.
Happy will just have to wait. [/;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:37, archived)
# Oh, we'll see about that that..
- Hello, is this China.
Yees...
- Cool, kill the bitch.
Whaa...
- HAhahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:38, archived)
# Utterly Nathan Barley.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:44, archived)
# Utterly Butterly more like.
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# Demon found a sticky
Bigger (150kb)

'Ning.
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# superb!
I like your demons. Especially when I have food and bier.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:11, archived)
# Ta.
Oo, what kind of food?
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# I have
rolls with meats and creme cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:13, archived)
# Oooh, I like that shade of green.
He reminds me of one of the goblins from the White Goblin.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:11, archived)
# I've not seen/read that.
What is it - film, game, book?
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# wow, you have nice eyes.
now let us never speak of this again
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:15, archived)
# can haz groom too plz?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:16, archived)
# ur beard is surerior to the guy from
flight of the concordes.
let us not speak of this
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:17, archived)
# can i silently celebrate?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:18, archived)
#
celebr masterb

Of course.

God I'm bored.
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:22, archived)
# I like the cheek detail.
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:11, archived)
# Thank you. (:
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# What's it taste like?
Hehehe. Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:14, archived)
# I dunno;
I think he's weighing up whether to try eating it.
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# Is he confused
by his first orgasm?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:14, archived)
# Pfffft!
I have no idea what the sticky thing is, so you can decide.
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# I was jost worried
about the claws in that situation.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:17, archived)
# surely that is normal, but ultimately the begining of the end.?
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:16, archived)
# :D
you're right good at the ol' demon drawin' business
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:19, archived)
# :D
Oo, I'm well chuffed now. Ta muchly.
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# but can you draw... a cat?
demon? a cat demon?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:26, archived)
# Yes. (:
www.b3ta.com/board/8630905
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# hell yeah radioaktivna
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:29, archived)
# I like this.
It brightened my drunken state.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:30, archived)
# Hoorj!
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# Silly cruddy thing with sheeps



may or may not tile...ish..havent tried..
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:01, archived)
# boing boing boing boing
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:02, archived)
# late night clicking i
i feel so ashamed *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:04, archived)
# may as well try



edit: not quite..
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:05, archived)
# \o/ \o/ \o/ etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:06, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:06, archived)
# hahaha
this alone is worth the admission fee.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:11, archived)
# Hoorj!
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# did someone order a wooly jumper?
/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:05, archived)
# id like to jump those woolies
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 2:06, archived)
# I will reply positively.
Mainly because SPROING!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:08, archived)
# can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:26, archived)
# it depends...
...can you get them to stay still long enough to try?
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:31, archived)
# I had a sheep's milk ice cream once.
It was way nicer than cows' milk ice cream.
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# this is really rather b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:53, archived)
# heh, nice tiling there.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 3:22, archived)
[challenge entry] BEN-der-HUR
(I helped save b3ta! the ghost of last tuesday, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:54, archived)
# A+
A good effort, well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:55, archived)
# im going to knock him down to a B+ at best
its chuffing huge ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:00, archived)
# In light of the moderator..
B+
Make it smaller to enable retake mode.
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:02, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll stop pea'ing this one when it stops fitting.

I have entered in like six or more by now, LOL.

Nice view point to chose, Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:03, archived)
# looks a bit more Last Tango in Paris to me
but, certainly gets clicked.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:12, archived)
# Thx.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:13, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:15, archived)
# could have just been "BEN-DUR" as"BEN-der-HUR" sounds kind of retarded.
like the "HUR" is a gasp of piss breath.

(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:03, archived)
# Yeah
I could've. But, like, didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! the ghost of last tuesday, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:06, archived)
# I like this
I cant say it like I mean it because i am so self absorbed at the moment i mean it all boils down to me at the end of the day. oh gin wallows *clicks* *clicks again*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:03, archived)
# Where did i leave my shoes?!!
*Calls out: "SHOES! WHERE ARE YOU?!"

Click for the full animation (600k!)
(Andaba Is Team GB Olympic Colouring Competitor, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:53, archived)
# shoetastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:56, archived)
# WOo
Me likes
Edit: Fred: Log in to your own account dammit!
(Andaba Is Team GB Olympic Colouring Competitor, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 2:30, archived)
# I would if you logged out fo yours on my pc.
Dammit it was drunk and didnt realise!
(Arsonist burns pubic hair for a living, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Semi-first stab at vector
I've doodled this Duck a million times, but this is probably the third time in my life I've added colour. So it looks a bit unnatural to me, but I'm pleased with how the vectoring worked out. Any tips?

Click for bigger (68KB)
(Cruising Capacity, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:52, archived)
# looks good
xara?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:54, archived)
# ...
xara?
(Cruising Capacity, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:03, archived)
# i was wondering if that was the software used
guess not
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:04, archived)
# Ah, I figured it was either that or
you knew some person named Xara who also draws ducks all the time... and you thought I was her.

I used Fireworks.
(Cruising Capacity, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:12, archived)
# I thought the bowtie was his feets
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:59, archived)
# I think it's cool, looks like an alco Donald Duck.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:12, archived)
# Yes, I have a tip.
I've been watching this film for nearly an hour now and frankly, while I was initially excited by the sheer graphical quality of the production, my attention has started to wander.
Mr Disney found a way... I can't really explain it... of somehow bringing these pictures to life.

woo btw
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:54, archived)
# hel
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# whaaat!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:41, archived)
# I don't know what's going on but I like it.
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# This:
Is pure fantastic :)
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:43, archived)
# Happy Candleday.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:52, archived)
# Thanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:59, archived)
# pfft show off...
woo btw
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:43, archived)
# I want that
in fact I want two of that
fixed to my chest

that will bring all the boys to my yard
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:44, archived)
# Damn right
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:46, archived)
# SPONG!?
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:47, archived)
# yes it may do the job
but can you prove that it's yours?

(nicely done, btw)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:47, archived)
# I had milkshake
but i drunk it
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:48, archived)
# Did it bring all the boys to the yard?
Then make them go 'What the fuck, there's no milkshake here'?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:52, archived)
# You're damn right, you vag discharge.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:55, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:53, archived)
# Wow thats awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:48, archived)
# still love that :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:49, archived)
# hel
lo.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:42, archived)
#
i would like a farm of affectionants
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:43, archived)
# the government gives you one if you can maintain a weight of 213 lbs.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:47, archived)
# <+>_<+>
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:43, archived)
# hahaha
I've not seen that before. Superb.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:43, archived)
# Cheers!
:()7
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:44, archived)
# hahaha
aceness
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:47, archived)
# hahaha
catchphrasetastic
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:49, archived)
# It looks like Stephen Fry's arm is merging into Tony Robinson's body,
like he has some kind of Blackadder related growth.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:53, archived)
# You're a Blackadder related growth.
GEEZ!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:55, archived)
# A blackadder related growth which looks like a thingy?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:57, archived)
# funny you should mention that ...
/ac
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:58, archived)
# Hahaha :D
I love that man.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:44, archived)
# Wikipedia is full of cunts

A shower of cunts, in fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:59, archived)
#

and now to bed. Goodnight b3ta.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 2:45, archived)
# hey!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:43, archived)
# is he made of hams or udders?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:44, archived)
# 100% chin
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:45, archived)
# Chin

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:46, archived)
#
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:55, archived)
# fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:47, archived)
# Lol wut :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:44, archived)
# heheheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:46, archived)
# funny...
...funny!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 4:06, archived)
[challenge entry] The Ruins Of Pompeii Yield One More Secret
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:38, archived)
# pffft nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:39, archived)
# it's sad when robots die in childbirth.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:40, archived)
# funnily enough I felt squeamish about using the source picture
even after nearly 2000 years it all seems a bit too vivid :(
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:41, archived)
# all that gristly robot placenta gone to waste.
i don't want to think about it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:43, archived)
# the robot source comes from some very funny sculptures
by a chappy called Clayton Bailey

I won't direct link to his site because it will probably smash his bandwidth, but still. The robots in his gallery might make for a refreshing change from the onslaught of Terminator and f*cking Star Wars ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:46, archived)
# thanks. i'll look for it later.
time to be a busy person.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:49, archived)
# goodnight all
bedtime in blighty
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:50, archived)
# Not yet.
oh no.
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:01, archived)
# It's sad when childs die in robotbirth D:
Actually I mean it's fucking awesome: killer robots :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:42, archived)
# killer robots that target pregnant females. mmmmm.
nice candle.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:50, archived)
# Thank you :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Hahaha :D
Shhh! The government don't want us knowing! I don't know why not, probably money!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:41, archived)
# nice job
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:42, archived)
# :D
Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Mystery solved.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Happy B3taday, chum! :D
Also: hahahah :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:25, archived)
# Ta very much!
Only just realised :)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:26, archived)
# oh, not you too
is there something about aug 23rd that drives people to sign up?
(happy b3taday)
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:28, archived)
# Desperation
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:30, archived)
# happy b3taday
you fine specimen of a man
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:26, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Hahhahaha
and happy cake day matey :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Yay!
Will Gary still be interested now that I'm 3?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:28, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHHAA
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:29, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Arf x]
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Hahhaa
send it a postcard, i'm sure you'll get a reply of sorts
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Hehehe
Yay!

Happy 3rd!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Raises glass!
glass can spliff
:D
all of the above
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:30, archived)
# I haven't three arms :(
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:30, archived)
# I haven't any spliffs
:(
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:34, archived)
# I haven't much left
:(
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:35, archived)
# I should be getting some soon
the guy keeps sending me info about it and saying at the end to get in touch if I still want some.

Then not replying for days.

Despite the fact that I've said that I fucking want some.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Haha
It's getting too expensive over here, where I am anyway.
It sucks donkeys.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:39, archived)
# fucking pricey here, and only for brown :(
what the fuck is wrong with the world today?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:43, archived)
# For a while all we could get was vietnamese grown stuff
It was so bad loads of people gave up now some people are charging thirties for a decent bit, it's a joke.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:00, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:34, archived)
# heh.

happy day (now with added cake).
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:30, archived)
# :)
/edit *scoffs*
Ta very much!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:31, archived)
# happy b3ta day!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:42, archived)
# *waves drunkenly in general direction*
sheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:46, archived)
# This took me like 18 hours.
(Syncupoof Warning: Author likes to eat shit, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:21, archived)
# well, this should prove entertaining for ten minutes.
nice profile.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:23, archived)
# whut?
oh right, it's not her.

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:23, archived)
# It's like she's had account hacked.
:/
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:29, archived)
# but not
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:29, archived)
# looks like b3ta usernames are case sensitive
thus 3 ppl can call themselves
killerkitti
Killerkitti
KillerKitti
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:24, archived)
# Ah, I was close.

The lower-l and the upper-i look the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:27, archived)
# Worth every second :D


(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:23, archived)
# Hahahaha!
My friend knows someone with no bellybutton because their guts fell out of it when they were born.
DO NOT PRESS THE BELLY BUTTON
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:24, archived)
# happy b3taday!
*presses furiously*
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:25, archived)
# Oh no! D:
The amount of times your press your belly button is the number of hours it is from the first press untill your guts fall out.
DON'T STOP PRESSING D:
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:27, archived)
# pahahahahahahhahahah!
Cider keyboard incident right there :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:25, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:25, archived)
# This picture made the troll worthwhile.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:27, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:27, archived)
# I smell troll.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Errrm
WTF?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:26, archived)
# it's some troll
pretending to be killerkitty
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:29, archived)
#
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:28, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:29, archived)
# My dad once saw a chimp shit into its hand.
Then it ate the shit, puked it up, then offered the shitty puke to a baby chimp. Chimps rock.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Bob Todd whee, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:29, archived)
# then someone filmed it
sent the video to a food manufacturer, who in turn invented the microwavable burgers that can be found in petrol stations.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:33, archived)
# I have the Chimp Shit Anti-Defamation League on line 1 for you...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:35, archived)
# :S
My dad once saw a chimp shit into its hand.
Then it ate the shit, puked it up, then offered the shitty puke to a baby chimp. Chimps rock.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:35, archived)
# this should be on the front page forever.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:34, archived)
# We should petition Rob IMMEDIATELY!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:40, archived)
# i'll hold him down, you make the chimp squat.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:41, archived)
# hahahhaa!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:35, archived)
# haha
:D

meanwhile, wtf is going on?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:46, archived)
# hhahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:29, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Nice to see you trying something other than anime.
I'd recommend that you find a program that has anti-aliasing, though -- whatever you're using isn't doing you any favours.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Bob Todd whee, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:38, archived)
# At least my stuff sells.
(Syncupoof Warning: Author likes to eat shit, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:39, archived)
# Your mum doesn't count as a customer.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Bob Todd whee, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:40, archived)
# OMG that's so mean.
I'm going to get my internet stepdad to sue you, over the internet.
(Syncupoof Warning: Author likes to eat shit, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:41, archived)
# Again?

(Syl, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:42, archived)
# if i gaz you a tracing of robert smith will you show me your hymen?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:47, archived)
# oooh, step daddy won't like that.
(Syl, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:49, archived)
# Good quality toilet paper is not to be sniffed at.

(Syl, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:41, archived)
# Unless it's been used, then it's better.
(Syncupoof Warning: Author likes to eat shit, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:41, archived)
# Lol, that's great, you're really improving!

(Syl, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:40, archived)
# Heh
You've obviously got some funny, there must be better targets than this though.

/chris de fucking burgh blog
(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Robot the Bruce (or is it Robert the Box?)
Photobucket
(thanatos, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:18, archived)
# roberts got a hot box oh baby i would like to finger that slot grrrrl.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Clansoul take off that mask ;)
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:20, archived)
# he has a creepy little face below his nose
!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:23, archived)
# A post earlier down made me think of this



It's probably been done but I've never posted before and I thought I'd see if I could. It's about as funny as Keeping Up Appearances, but hey...
(vicarius, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:15, archived)
# NO U!
NO LV 4 U
GO WAY LOL9000
:D
Good first post!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:16, archived)
# ;-)
THO U WR CARFUL SO I NO HEAR U
CEILING CAT SEES UR LIPZ MOVE!!111
(vicarius, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:22, archived)
# "gary glitter".
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:20, archived)
# This is funny because I know a girl called Daisy :D
However she is a teen so a bit too old for Mr Glitter D:
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:22, archived)
#
K THX BI
(thanatos, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:22, archived)
[challenge entry] tenuous compo pearost time did you say?
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:40, archived)

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