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[challenge entry] of all the gins joints....
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:20, archived)
# There were 3 hues of black & white fillums
Pink, green & brown. This is pink.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:27, archived)
# So anyway, your mum rang, right - yeah - your MUM, mate
And she told me that you were gay.

(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:19, archived)
# she told me she'd keep it secret!
BITCH

*minces*
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Really?
That doesn't sound like Wendy at all.

Nice fruitage.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:30, archived)
# space pineapple
The Sea Yeti wants a pineapple slurpee! That's the real reason for the Dolphin evacuation. They are merely his minions.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 17:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Bream me up, Scotty!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:14, archived)
# There's something fishy about this.
/ac
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Don't tell me you haven't heard of the Transporter Bream?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:24, archived)
# this has given me the glees

(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Lovely! He's bordering on looking like Ewan McGregor there! *clicks*
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Thanks ninj! :)
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Erm...
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:09, archived)
# you're behind the times..
GILF's are all the rage these days..
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Or even WILFs I hear...
(Wilko's shopper I'd like to ....)
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:12, archived)
# BWAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
stunner..absolute stunner!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Soon it will be Great GILFs
.

(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:15, archived)
# already is
if you've got a stutter

G-Gilfs
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:27, archived)
# What not Kate McCann?
Oh yes - there she is.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:20, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:02, archived)
# arf
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:03, archived)
# I used to write poetry to Sigourney Weaver...
let's run away together
baby
you and me for ever
baby
running through the heather
baby
discarding underwear

let's forget these bastards,
baby,
focus on what matters,
baby,
spend time getting fatter,
baby,
with flowers in our hair.

We'll neglect to pay our taxes,
baby,
get in a lot of practice,
baby,
at ruining our mattress,
baby,
then throw it out for the bin men to worry about
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:04, archived)
# *sniffs*
thats beautiful...
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:05, archived)
# v nice!
did it get you any where?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:05, archived)
# not with her
but the current Mrs. UnderCover is putty in my hands because of this stuff :)
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:09, archived)
# cor
and in the midnight sun
we'll take our clothes off an run
to the garden of eden,where in it we'll see
that the work of the bear is unlike the bee
and inside the grape which is nestled within
you'll see all the pears from under my chin
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:06, archived)
# :D
you're a freaking genius :)
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:10, archived)
# ;)
I thank thee good sir
for it seems you've uncovered my lair
The Weasel and Stoat within you have found
will nibble your homework for only a pound
of flesh that you'll find tucked into the niche
which only appears to the fine nouveau riche
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:13, archived)
# That's not how you attract Hollywood actresses
piss poor attempts at president assassinations are the way forward.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:07, archived)
# And he'd have got away with it too
if it wasn't for those meddling Secret Service agents!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:08, archived)
# I'm not sure I know what you're talking about
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:11, archived)
# John Hinckley, 1981
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reagan_assassination_attempt#Motivation

btw, anyone seen the musical "Assassins" by Stephen Sondheim? It's rather good (depending on the company performing it).
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:14, archived)
# It was a member of the public that jumped on the shooter
The secret service were all focused on the pres when they should have been watching the crowd.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:13, archived)
# hahahahah, awesomeness!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:05, archived)
# photoshopped entries only, please
...:)
yes, it took me a moment
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:05, archived)
# that is all the ace!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:06, archived)
# hahaha!
woo :D
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Neither she nor the alien are wearing fluorescent safety vests
which is a clear breach of health and safety regulations.

Woo!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Brilliant brilliant brilliant
This = unlimited win.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 17:07, archived)
[challenge entry] It can't be stopped, it can't be reasoned with...


and with that... I'm off...
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:57, archived)
# West world is a great film
Westwood is a 50yr old twat
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Westworld is a brilliant film!
Woo!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Westwood is a brilliant radio 1 DJ
and presenter of pimp my ride
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:59, archived)
# you seem to have added
the word brilliant instead of fucking shit
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:00, archived)
# indeed
please correct your statement and try again
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:03, archived)
# ^this
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:11, archived)
# your opinions are skewed by Westwood's PR
both radio 1 and pimp my ride are rather staid and self important examples of media programming
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:02, archived)
# I agree 100% with the above comments
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:59, archived)
# wait
... what?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Palpatine hated his original 'baddie' outfit
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Yeah, he much preferred the uniform
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:57, archived)
# hell yes!
:D
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:03, archived)
# that has FP written all over it
superb
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:10, archived)
# That looks like Bob Uecker...
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 19:09, archived)
# That is super
Francis bacon tastic
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Ooooh you bitch!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 17:09, archived)
# It's not big, it's not clever...
Who wants to munch on my Pussi?


Sorry.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:49, archived)
# /links is the best place for this sort of thing, really
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:50, archived)
# no he shopped it
its blatantly only a 300g bag
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Hahaha
Fair enough.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Well, it was a toss up
Since it's more a picture than a link, my inner pedant told me to post here.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:00, archived)
# horible mental images.
a puss filled pu..........

i think i'll leave it at that actually.....

*bokes*
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:50, archived)
# While we're being daft, and in a similar vein
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Hmmmm
Sour cream and onion Megapussi?





I think I know her.




/coat
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:53, archived)
# she's the new bond girl
Bond is back, in 'A Quaver of Salted!'
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:55, archived)
#
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:57, archived)
# I like mine jussi
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:10, archived)
# I wonder
If they do a MegaJussiPussi?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:50, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:36, archived)
# is he sitting in Kitt... naked?
I hope he mops down those seats with some anti-bacterial wipes when he's done....
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:38, archived)
# would have been better without the Hoff
nice though
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:42, archived)
# LIES!
i can't think of a single scenario where that sentence could be true. ;)
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:43, archived)
#
how about a scenario where the hoff fathered a child in the early 80's but refused to acknowledge him. Now, aged 25 the child has grown up bitter and has turned to a life of terrorism... he has attached a nuclear bomb to himself and has chained himself to the movie studio where the new knightrider movie is being filmed. He says he will blow himself and most of hollywood up if he sees the hoff anywhere near that film.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:46, archived)
# hmmmmmmmm plaaaaaaaaausible.
*rolls eyes*
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:48, archived)
# totally agree,
it's clear that a nuclear bomb would not just blow up "most" of hollywood, but would in fact blow "all" of hollywood straight off the map, along with the surrounding areas.....
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:50, archived)
# cant believe you read that
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:52, archived)
# loved it.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:53, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:42, archived)
# i just had a hof-back looking at that
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:52, archived)
# that's fuckin with my face maaaaaaaaan
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:53, archived)
# woo yeah
*trips out*
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:06, archived)
# i think i like this one best.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:35, archived)
# hahahahahaha
this calls for an increase or a decrease in ones medication - Woo yeah!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:38, archived)
# that's my new desktop sorted
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:39, archived)
# good call
*prints out*

*cuts out*

*puts computer on it*

*breaks computer*

bugger.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:42, archived)
# haha!
you loon!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:50, archived)
# spasms.com
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:40, archived)
# win
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:40, archived)
# i dont think it has enough faces
why do people say things like "you're pushing work off the board!" when the troll posts are the ones that get the most replies anyway?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:40, archived)
# We're too busy basking in the wonderfulness of good pictures to talk.
This kind of crap awakens and angers us.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:43, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
do something more constructive with your time if a couple of MS Paint pictures Awaken and Anger you.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:45, archived)
# I have been.
Look when I last posted.

It's amusing you are telling me to be more constructive.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:46, archived)
# nah thats ok.
I understand. Downloading pornographic material is more constructive then this.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Exactly.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:47, archived)
# I am being constructive.
I'm creating amazing artwork. You wouldn't believe how much people enjoy my pictures.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:49, archived)
# i just wanked.
on a.







goat.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:54, archived)
#
twice.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:54, archived)
# goodnight kids
i'll be back one day. with more eyegasms.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:41, archived)
# I'd recommend doing it under a different username, or you'll be playing alone.
Again.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:42, archived)
# nah
there are a select few who do appreciate my work. And the others appreciate it to. but for other reasons. makes them feel superior for once.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:44, archived)
# haha, i 'famously' love trolls.
you're alright by me. :P
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:44, archived)
# excellent
we'll get along just nicely then my friend.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:46, archived)
# my new clubnight flyer
yes, its a shoddy job. yes, it's obvious and predictable. but so what? I suck at photoshop.



Click for bigger (157KB)
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:34, archived)
# yay
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:38, archived)
# aceeeeeeed
surely?

(but yes, very nice :)
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:42, archived)
# I gave one of those away
a few years before Acid House took off and they were selling for thousands. I still haven't completely got over it.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:44, archived)
# cool
heres one for my band *shameless plug*



Click for bigger (183KB)
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:45, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaand another


no click for big im afriad
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:47, archived)
# isn't the point of posters that people can read them
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:00, archived)
# ha
think I'm coming to this, too
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Shirley?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Crabtree
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Big Daddy rules!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:32, archived)
# face face face inverted
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Are there no moderators here anymore?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:31, archived)
# ^this this this
someone needs to jam is face into the naughty step and then stamp on his head.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:32, archived)
#
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:31, archived)
# haha i think you missed his point
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Right. Stop that. It's silly.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:33, archived)
# LOL
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:33, archived)
# tis a bit boring this.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:33, archived)
# afternoon all!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Roswell 28 A.D.?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:29, archived)
# it's jesus!
28 days later
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:30, archived)
# face face face
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:26, archived)
# stick it up your fucking arse
deep and far... to the elbow
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:27, archived)
# *ignores*
(again)
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:28, archived)
# my god you're boring
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:29, archived)
# I've tried to be patient
But you are knocking some really good stuff off the board by keeping on doing this.

Can't you post your stuff in the same thread?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:29, archived)
# ..
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:29, archived)
# I've never put anyone on ignore before...
I will have in a sec, though...


And this from someone who likes Doctor Dyslexia's crap.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Ignore still doesn't stop the good posts disappearing from the first page on the board
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:33, archived)
# This is true.
And I do enjoy being a spectator at the flamings.


I appear to have torpedoed my own boat.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:35, archived)
# never heard it called that before
.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:44, archived)
#
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:24, archived)
# ooooh I like this microwave
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:25, archived)
# cool!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:25, archived)
# there is something about that, I really like... great stuff!
was there any follow up to the letters about the pictures you wwere putting up? I may have missed some instalments of the saga....
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Nope
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:54, archived)
# I like this
However there is not enough carnage.

Is this the new style of your door pictures?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:41, archived)
# microwave
this gives me the Fear.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 17:45, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:22, archived)
# haha, nice :)
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Buck Rogers in the 21st Century
hmmm ,Wilma....
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:21, archived)
# gleeeeeeeeeeeeee!



(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:31, archived)
# I love this
And I can't stop saying bidibidibidi
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:38, archived)
[challenge entry] spot the cameo..
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:20, archived)
# hahahaha!!!
ace!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:21, archived)
# No sorry
can't see a red codpiece there at all ;)
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:22, archived)
# the rock?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Woo!
this is very very good...
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:33, archived)
# LOOK.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:17, archived)
# yes
this should exist
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:17, archived)
# eat shit?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:18, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:18, archived)
# do girls do poos?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:20, archived)
# 2 girls, 1 fry-up.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:21, archived)
# *spys cup full of "brown"*
...
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:22, archived)
# I wish I hadn't asked the question now
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:23, archived)
# To quote a foreign freind
"This is Daddy's Sauce? Daddy is a sick man..."
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:41, archived)
# mine won't
despite me prodding it with a stick.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:55, archived)
# does exactly what it says on the door.
=D
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:20, archived)
#
let's run away together,
baby,
you and me for ever,
baby,
running through the heather,
baby,
discarding underwear.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:22, archived)
#
let's forget these bastards,
baby,
focus on what matters,
baby,
spend time getting fatter,
baby,
with flowers in our hair.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:26, archived)
# hAHAHA!
Woo!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:34, archived)
# hahahahahaha
two girls, one full breakfast!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:50, archived)

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