I don't know whether to fuck it or hug it.
I'm liking the bushitler pic in your profile though.
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Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:34,
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thats one horny cow...
I spose you would be with a plug up your arse though...
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Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:31,
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I am strangely fixated on its undercarriage.
The cow in the background makes me want to shit. The lightning wants me to piss. The cow makes me hungry.
It's a very powerful image.
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Wed 8 Oct 2008, 5:38,
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It's a very powerful image.
Yaaaaaaay
for being under recomended kb!
Have you made all of these today, or are you some kind of weird animation bot?
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Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:51,
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Have you made all of these today, or are you some kind of weird animation bot?
weird animation bot
definitely am...got hooked when i saw my first jpeg move..how was it for you?
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Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:01,
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Painful at first, but
alright after a bit of utterly butterly.
on the animation front, I've done sod all since getting my new computer due to a lack of anim/photo shop...
and on that note... TO ISOHUNT.COM!
Edit : Don't spose anyone's got a nice simple way to acquire anim/photo shop without having to resort to torrents... or paying, for that matter?
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Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:03,
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on the animation front, I've done sod all since getting my new computer due to a lack of anim/photo shop...
and on that note... TO ISOHUNT.COM!
Edit : Don't spose anyone's got a nice simple way to acquire anim/photo shop without having to resort to torrents... or paying, for that matter?
Just seems that every
torrent i ever try to download of potatoshop manages to get stuck at 95%...
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Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:21,
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Haha
what's going on here then? Hmmmm have a *click* for your trouble.
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Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:22,
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Goodnight
Goodnight
Goodnight
Goodnight
Goodnight
Goodnight
Goodnight
Goodnight
Goodnight
Goodnight
Goodnight
Goodnight
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Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:47,
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Goodnight
Goodnight
Goodnight
Goodnight
Goodnight
Goodnight
Goodnight
Goodnight
Goodnight
Goodnight
Goodnight
I feel like joining in
*doesn't*
*contemplates*
*does!!!*
RAVE RAVE RAVE Big fish little fish Birdseye & chips
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Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:29,
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*contemplates*
*does!!!*
RAVE RAVE RAVE Big fish little fish Birdseye & chips
The Gillette advertising team instantly regretted inviting the bowling squad.
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Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:19,
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INDUSTRY RULE NUMBER FOUR THOUSAND AND EIGHTY:
RECORD COMPANY PEOPLE ARE SHAAAAAAAAADY
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Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:22,
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SO KIDS WATCH YOUR BACK CAUSE I THINK THEY SMOKE CRACK
(I WOULDN'T DOUBT IT, IT LOOK AT HOW THEY ACT)
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Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:23,
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Can I kick it to all the people who quest like a tribe does
Before this did you really know who I was
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Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:25,
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DANCING COCK IS DANCING
as my throat is beginning to feel like it's been briskly rubbed with coarse-grained sandpaper, i'm off to bed. g'night all.
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Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:34,
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WHY THE HELL NOT, DOC? SELL MEGADICK OR SELL NODICK, IT DON'T MEAN DICK.
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Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:01,
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*Kicks it Beastie Boys style*
Citizen rule number 2080,
Politicians are shady.
So people watch your back 'cause I think they smoke crack,
I donβt doubt it look at how they act.
In a world gone mad itβs hard to think right,
So much violence hate and spite,
Murder going on all day and night,
Due time we fight the non-violent fight.
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Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:29,
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Politicians are shady.
So people watch your back 'cause I think they smoke crack,
I donβt doubt it look at how they act.
In a world gone mad itβs hard to think right,
So much violence hate and spite,
Murder going on all day and night,
Due time we fight the non-violent fight.
Sportsmen have no respect for the safety of the general public
rakefuckers!
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Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:32,
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Strrrriiike!
At least he hasn't suffered the fate of Cactus Kid.
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7658136.stm
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Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:39,
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news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7658136.stm
"Viewers complained the adverts condoned teenage pregnancy and under-age sex. "
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
*breathe*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*snort*
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Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:45,
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
*breathe*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*snort*
OUR JOB IS TO PROTECT THE GENERAL PUBLIC!
Now what about this one...
...it was number five, wasn't it?
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Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:32,
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...it was number five, wasn't it?
i like this.
for some reason though, it makes me think of the first floor of a hotel on one of the levels of Hitman: Blood Money. o_O
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Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:14,
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They were overun by a more advanced tribe.
Exactly twice as advanced.
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Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:03,
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IF THE FROG JUMPS HALF THE DISTANCE EACH TIME
HE'LL NEVER GET THERE OMG OMG
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Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:04,
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i'm sure they appreciate it
i am presently drinking you hot for my sniffles and scratchy throat :(
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Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:58,
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You've been reading that wrong I'm afraid
It's supposed to be half a widow, not window.
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Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:09,
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i love aftershock
how about vodka? aussie white? pernod? absinthe? bailey's?
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Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:10,
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absinthe is the only one of those i like.
but i REALLY like it. i have a carafe and a posh slotted spoon and everything, woop.
what's aussie white?
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Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:13,
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what's aussie white?
it's a wine
it's nice. sweet and quite strong. i've got an absinthe multipack in my kitchen. i've drunk most of the yellow one, but i've still got the black(my favourite), blue, green and red ones.
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Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:15,
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:O :O :O
sounds like heresy to me. i like the proper absinthe, where you have to mix up a louche to drink it and it's pearlescent white by the time it settles. those coloured ready-to-drink spirits freak the hell outta me! but then i'm the only one in my flat NOT freaked out by drinking something that resembles hallucinogenic semen, so i suppose the rest of humanity wins again.
*sulks* ;)
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Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:17,
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*sulks* ;)
don't get me wrong, i love the real stuff
but when your friends bring you them home from spain as a gift, it's rather rude to turn your nose up at it, no?
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Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:20,
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oh god yeah, absolutely!
drink up! :)))))) *holds out empty glass*
i just HAVE to try this one day:
www.feeverte.net/guide/historic-absinthe-brands/edouard_pernod/
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Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:22,
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i just HAVE to try this one day:
www.feeverte.net/guide/historic-absinthe-brands/edouard_pernod/
*sings drinking song*
When the glass is full, drink up, drink up
This may be the last time we see this cup!
If god wanted us sober, he'd knock the glass over
So while it is full we drink up!
Yaaaaah da-dee...yaaaaah da-da...*hic*
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Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:27,
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This may be the last time we see this cup!
If god wanted us sober, he'd knock the glass over
So while it is full we drink up!
Yaaaaah da-dee...yaaaaah da-da...*hic*
heheh
the stuff i've got is meant to be 80%. it's very strong, but i doubt it really is 80%
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Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:29,
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Are they different flavours then?
Or just different colours to make vomit more fun? :P
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Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:18,
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different flavours
although most of them seem to involve citrus. the red one is pomegranate and the black one is blackberry.
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Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:21,
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hurr hurr hurr
drink it all up, bitch.
*bow-chickawacka-bow bo-bown-bo-bo-chickachicka*
/80's porno
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Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:01,
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*bow-chickawacka-bow bo-bown-bo-bo-chickachicka*
/80's porno
That is what I would say.
I dont think I would get very far as a porn star.
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Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:07,
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i didn't know
roseanne had done any silent films!
must have been a challenge for her, not being able to be heard.
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Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:22,
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must have been a challenge for her, not being able to be heard.
HAI!
I CAN SEE YOU'VE GOT EVERYTHING
UNDER CONTROL, CARRY ON. WOO!
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Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:41,
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UNDER CONTROL, CARRY ON. WOO!
hello
sorry, I went off to get ready for bed.
Now I am going to bed.
I heard you RAWKED the SAWKS at the weekend. Jolly good. I hope to be there next time to witness it, in fact, I think I've promised your ladyfriend. I have a feeling that means I have to come next time...
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Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:14,
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Now I am going to bed.
I heard you RAWKED the SAWKS at the weekend. Jolly good. I hope to be there next time to witness it, in fact, I think I've promised your ladyfriend. I have a feeling that means I have to come next time...
that was certainly unexpected
i didn't even know the face of bo had had sex with a quagaar warrior, never mind had a child with it!
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Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:52,
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that would be an awesome finale.
first we're gonna play all the crap off our shitty new album but then you can see JAMES BUMMED BY A REAL LIVE BEAR!
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Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:23,
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first we're gonna play all the crap off our shitty new album but then you can see JAMES BUMMED BY A REAL LIVE BEAR!
Well no, I think they've got a new awesome album...
But what do I know?
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Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:29,
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Hurrah, are you referring to fucking shitty magnets?
I'm reading themanwhofellasleep's book at the moment, it's making me smile
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Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:08,
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I saw British Sea Power on Sunday night
The last song featured a ten foot bear wandering on stage, and the band either fighting it off with their guitars or attempting to sellotape an owl to its head.
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Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:33,
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did they succeed in sellotaping the owl to its head?
i very much hope so.
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Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:35,
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sadly not, it kept falling off
the poor bear had to carry it around in his paws
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Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:38,
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is that the guy from metalika?
i don't like metalka. they are not good.
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Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:34,
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hahaha
I've listened to the new album half a dozen times now.
They are trying so hard to sound like themselves before the old METALLIFAIL systems kicked in, but I'm not quite getting it, and I have a feeling that neither are they. Although there are several above averageish tracks that are beginning to grow on me.
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Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:40,
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They are trying so hard to sound like themselves before the old METALLIFAIL systems kicked in, but I'm not quite getting it, and I have a feeling that neither are they. Although there are several above averageish tracks that are beginning to grow on me.
HAHHAHAH LOOK. JESUS IS BUMMING HER.
AHAHAHAHA.
www.deeptruths.com/letters/love.html
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Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:41,
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www.deeptruths.com/letters/love.html
I used to love metallica
but two words spring to mind about their new stuff....
1) spinal
2) tap
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Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:47,
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1) spinal
2) tap
no matter how hard i twiddle it
i just can't seem to pick up jazz f.m
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Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:19,
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I've been doodling...
work in progress (doubt i'll ever finish it... i'm good like that) camera phone missed out allotta details oh well
GOODNIGHT b3ta!
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Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:06,
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work in progress (doubt i'll ever finish it... i'm good like that) camera phone missed out allotta details oh well
GOODNIGHT b3ta!
tis only a doodle :p
only on a scrap o paper with naff HB pencil
If i ever get my desk cleared I'm gonna do some proper arts again :D (after I rebuilt my nitro 1:8 scale remote control car!)
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Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:13,
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If i ever get my desk cleared I'm gonna do some proper arts again :D (after I rebuilt my nitro 1:8 scale remote control car!)
childs?
...well i suppose everyone was a child once... i'm 27 but hey!
ta btw
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Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:15,
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ta btw
sung to gladiator theme?
goodnight b3ta and all that sail in her
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Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:20,
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Been awhile
Long time no see B3ta. Just trying to get my mojo back with some shops.
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:59,
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UNEXPECTED REVERSE SHOEHORN!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAH consider your self popped back out again.. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. a herm.
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Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:02,
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It is a wonderful movie
it has sat upon my Mac tower for ages now
In other news, I am watching a child on the television being abused by the religious nutters of parents, forced to preach some religious crap, which makes me detest all of the concept of religious belief with anger and a vengeance
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Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:09,
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In other news, I am watching a child on the television being abused by the religious nutters of parents, forced to preach some religious crap, which makes me detest all of the concept of religious belief with anger and a vengeance
I'm listening to a spokeswoman for the crazy god-hates-fags-church
ranting incoherently about the economy and trying to justify booing at soldier's funerals because america doesn't persecute gays.
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Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:11,
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Human beings should not have an automatic right to reproduce
it is as simple as that; we could be free of the Daily Mail and or the wankers reading the Red-tops in a generation
What a concept to hold, and hold to a dream! Sleepy tight :)
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Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:16,
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What a concept to hold, and hold to a dream! Sleepy tight :)
What do you get if you cross a crocodile and a kangaroo?
A SNAPPY JUMPER! hoho
Top 'shopping!
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:59,
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Top 'shopping!
Why thank you sir!
I've been struggling for a concept of which animals to splice, just saw these 2 and had to marry them up!
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Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:03,
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tastes like chicken.
kicks like a donkey and bites like a motherfucker.
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Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:02,
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pfft
They sting really badly. I imagine limb-loss would sting quite a lot.
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Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:08,
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Although...
I imagine the sting in your 5th limb may hurt the most!
'Night all.
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Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:10,
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'Night all.
Direct feed into the mind of a true Artist, Me, Sir Sand Goblin.
reception is a little blurry.
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:54,
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reception is a little blurry.
that weird bone-dog-type thing changes his expression every time i F5
:/
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:58,
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i have both!
i also have lashings of love for this image, and for your schtuffs in general. *click*
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:52,
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haven't they got that over and done with yet?
i'm bored of america on the news
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:55,
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don't know...
ps. fixed this for mr rattlehead:
b3ta.com/board/8813536
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:45,
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ps. fixed this for mr rattlehead:
b3ta.com/board/8813536
hahaha great work
on a similar theme...
To give it a bit of context, this refers to a news story about getting kids to sign a pledge of allegiance to the crown in an effort to stop terrorism.
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:46,
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To give it a bit of context, this refers to a news story about getting kids to sign a pledge of allegiance to the crown in an effort to stop terrorism.
Now we're talking
Is it house trained? The last prize I had like this made a terrible mess of the carpet.
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:55,
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Seamosaurus COOL knows what muthafukkin time it is.
Or so he claims.
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:59,
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it's me.
naked except for a strategically placed gherkin slice.
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:54,
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$1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 plz
fuck knows, i'm all pissed up on cider
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:40,
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fuck knows, i'm all pissed up on cider
that'd technically be slightly up
and about 50 miles west
/manc blog :P
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:42,
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/manc blog :P
manchester?
i was in macclesfield yesterday, it only takes an hour to get there
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:44,
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$1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000?
I presume you mean Icelandic dollars
*throws 50p*
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:41,
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*throws 50p*
NO
one million million million thousand American dollars or GTFO
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:43,
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"Here's five pounds."
"It's only a photograph!"
"Aaaah, but there's more where that came from."
/The Goons blog
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:51,
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"Aaaah, but there's more where that came from."
/The Goons blog
Is this one of those museums with the weird babies in formaldehyde?
If it is, I'm appropriately disgusted.
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:42,
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high cockalorum!
..I've been looking for an excuse to say that for a while now.. this happens to be where it's been unleashed.
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:44,
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i THINK that's technically used as a response to a woo/yay image,
but we'll let it slide since you were fit to bust... ;)
and since it's not actually a word
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:48,
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and since it's not actually a word
if it's good enough for the the water babies it's good enough for me :D
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:54,
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