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# rar
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:32, archived)
# I don't know whether to fuck it or hug it.
I'm liking the bushitler pic in your profile though.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:34, archived)
# RWARRR!
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:37, archived)
# Zoiks!
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:41, archived)
# "thaaat's BIIIIG."
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 4:22, archived)
# Behold, the future of electric cow technology
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:30, archived)
# Can it be milked?
ELECTRIC MILK FTW
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:30, archived)
# thats one horny cow...
I spose you would be with a plug up your arse though...
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:31, archived)
# Selfstampeding, bonus!
Arf!
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:34, archived)
# Reverse proding !
Eleclick !
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 3:11, archived)
# I am strangely fixated on its undercarriage.
The cow in the background makes me want to shit. The lightning wants me to piss. The cow makes me hungry.

It's a very powerful image.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 5:38, archived)
# i like mine well done...
...:D
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 6:11, archived)
#
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:15, archived)
# hahahaha
yes
yes
yes
yes
yes
yes
yes
yes
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:16, archived)
# greatness.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:18, archived)
# OH YES, OH YAY
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:20, archived)
# OH HELL YEAH
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:21, archived)
# AAAYTTB
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:28, archived)
# History proves a point......
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:36, archived)
# woo!
fabblatious :)
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:50, archived)
# the gayshift remix rules...
...excellent!
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 6:22, archived)
# he's gaggin' for it
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:47, archived)
# Yaaaaaaay
for being under recomended kb!

Have you made all of these today, or are you some kind of weird animation bot?
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:51, archived)
# weird animation bot
definitely am...got hooked when i saw my first jpeg move..how was it for you?
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:01, archived)
# gif surely?
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:03, archived)
# Painful at first, but
alright after a bit of utterly butterly.

on the animation front, I've done sod all since getting my new computer due to a lack of anim/photo shop...

and on that note... TO ISOHUNT.COM!

Edit : Don't spose anyone's got a nice simple way to acquire anim/photo shop without having to resort to torrents... or paying, for that matter?
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:03, archived)
# o.0
What could possibly be simpler than torrents or paying?
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:18, archived)
# Just seems that every
torrent i ever try to download of potatoshop manages to get stuck at 95%...
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:21, archived)
# photoshop
got version 9...you can have a copy and paradox
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:25, archived)
# Licks just keep getting harder to find . . .
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:51, archived)
# BUTTy HOLElly.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:54, archived)
# a-hey. a-hey. a-hey-hey.
 
PEGGY WOO, I LOVE YOU
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:21, archived)
# Haha
what's going on here then? Hmmmm have a *click* for your trouble.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:22, archived)
# Probably been done
Bird is the word
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:42, archived)
# I mostly dislike family guy
But I mostly like this. *click*
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:44, archived)
# Goodnight B3ta.
Goodnight B3ta.




Goodnight B3ta.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:44, archived)
# Goodnight!
I hope you dream of boobies...
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:46, archived)
# Suck a wonderful blessing....
Was that a Freudian tit?
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 5:45, archived)
#
Goodnight
Goodnight
Goodnight
Goodnight
Goodnight
Goodnight
Goodnight
Goodnight
Goodnight
Goodnight
Goodnight
Goodnight
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:47, archived)
# Bed? Good plan.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:48, archived)
# Looks like the batteries are wound up too tight . . .
;)
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:50, archived)
# massive fart attack oh shiiiiiit.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:53, archived)
# I feel like joining in
*doesn't*

*contemplates*

*does!!!*
RAVE RAVE RAVE Big fish little fish Birdseye & chips
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:29, archived)
# The Gillette advertising team instantly regretted inviting the bowling squad.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:19, archived)
# INDUSTRY RULE NUMBER FOUR THOUSAND AND EIGHTY:
RECORD COMPANY PEOPLE ARE SHAAAAAAAAADY
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:22, archived)
# SO KIDS WATCH YOUR BACK CAUSE I THINK THEY SMOKE CRACK
(I WOULDN'T DOUBT IT, IT LOOK AT HOW THEY ACT)
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:23, archived)
# erm... ok
(pst, I think your shift key is jammed)
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:25, archived)
# Can I kick it to all the people who quest like a tribe does
Before this did you really know who I was
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:25, archived)
# I'm going to disappear like Van Gogh's missing ear.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:34, archived)
# GAY SHIFT TIME. NORMAL SERVICE WILL RESUME SHORTLY.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:26, archived)
# YES IT IS.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:26, archived)
# I KNOW!
WAIT, WHAT?
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:27, archived)
# INCONSEQUENTIAL.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:28, archived)
# :O
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:30, archived)
# ARGH. ARGH. ARGH.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:32, archived)
# DANCING COCK IS DANCING
as my throat is beginning to feel like it's been briskly rubbed with coarse-grained sandpaper, i'm off to bed. g'night all.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:34, archived)
# I'm going to hide this down here,
and disguise it as a reply
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:18, archived)
# can i join in
?
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:42, archived)
# lets not make it shortly.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:54, archived)
# WHY THE HELL NOT, DOC? SELL MEGADICK OR SELL NODICK, IT DON'T MEAN DICK.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:01, archived)
# i love this thing.
i want one for my own.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 6:34, archived)
# *Kicks it Beastie Boys style*
Citizen rule number 2080,
Politicians are shady.
So people watch your back 'cause I think they smoke crack,
I don’t doubt it look at how they act.

In a world gone mad it’s hard to think right,
So much violence hate and spite,
Murder going on all day and night,
Due time we fight the non-violent fight.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:29, archived)
# Spare the strike and cut the face !
POP !
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:28, archived)
# Sportsmen have no respect for the safety of the general public
rakefuckers!
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:32, archived)
# Strrrriiike!
At least he hasn't suffered the fate of Cactus Kid.
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7658136.stm
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:39, archived)
# A little peyote juice can't be all that bad . . .
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:43, archived)
# BOOOOO! :(
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:43, archived)
#  
"Viewers complained the adverts condoned teenage pregnancy and under-age sex. "

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
*breathe*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*snort*
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:45, archived)
# 32 viewers?
A veritable typhoon of outrage.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:11, archived)
# THE ADVERTISING STANDARDS AUTHORITY KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT FUN
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:13, archived)
# OUR JOB IS TO PROTECT THE GENERAL PUBLIC!
Now what about this one...
...it was number five, wasn't it?
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:32, archived)
#
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:13, archived)
# i like this.
for some reason though, it makes me think of the first floor of a hotel on one of the levels of Hitman: Blood Money. o_O
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:14, archived)
# nice
donkey kong apartments
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:16, archived)
# Haha
I like the rat.

AND THE TINY WEE PEOPLE! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:20, archived)
# they are scared of the rat
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:23, archived)
# Incorrect.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:25, archived)
# i would be
it's fucking HUGE!
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:27, archived)
# Swipe feet before entering . . .
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:34, archived)
# GJM
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:40, archived)
# OH HAI THAR.

I AM BEING KIND TO THOSE WITH LESS INTERNETS.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:57, archived)
# win
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:58, archived)
# They were overun by a more advanced tribe.
Exactly twice as advanced.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:03, archived)
# IF THE FROG JUMPS HALF THE DISTANCE EACH TIME
HE'LL NEVER GET THERE OMG OMG
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:04, archived)
# ROFFLE NO WAI.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:05, archived)
# i'm sure they appreciate it
i am presently drinking you hot for my sniffles and scratchy throat :(
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:58, archived)
# put whisky in it
and ice cream and cigars
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:59, archived)
# 3 drops of kerosene and a marshmallow.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:01, archived)
# half a window and a jigger of pureed tiger chin
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:03, archived)
# 3/17ths of a pig and the nail clippings of Dave Gorman.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:05, archived)
# You've been reading that wrong I'm afraid
It's supposed to be half a widow, not window.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:09, archived)
# shitty biscuits. :/
DAMN, I'M OUT OF THEM TOO!
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:11, archived)
# GET MICROWAVE TO GET YOU SOME.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:12, archived)
# whisky? never!
*suppresses memories*
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:04, archived)
# Blue WKD
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:04, archived)
# sod that!
aftershock or bacardi
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:07, archived)
# ew. both.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:08, archived)
# i love aftershock
how about vodka? aussie white? pernod? absinthe? bailey's?
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:10, archived)
# absinthe is the only one of those i like.
but i REALLY like it. i have a carafe and a posh slotted spoon and everything, woop.

what's aussie white?
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:13, archived)
# it's a wine
it's nice. sweet and quite strong. i've got an absinthe multipack in my kitchen. i've drunk most of the yellow one, but i've still got the black(my favourite), blue, green and red ones.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:15, archived)
# :O :O :O
sounds like heresy to me. i like the proper absinthe, where you have to mix up a louche to drink it and it's pearlescent white by the time it settles. those coloured ready-to-drink spirits freak the hell outta me! but then i'm the only one in my flat NOT freaked out by drinking something that resembles hallucinogenic semen, so i suppose the rest of humanity wins again.

*sulks* ;)
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:17, archived)
# don't get me wrong, i love the real stuff
but when your friends bring you them home from spain as a gift, it's rather rude to turn your nose up at it, no?
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:20, archived)
# oh god yeah, absolutely!
drink up! :)))))) *holds out empty glass*

i just HAVE to try this one day:
www.feeverte.net/guide/historic-absinthe-brands/edouard_pernod/
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:22, archived)
# bloody hell!
i'd chase that green fairy all over!
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:25, archived)
# *sings drinking song*
When the glass is full, drink up, drink up
This may be the last time we see this cup!
If god wanted us sober, he'd knock the glass over
So while it is full we drink up!

Yaaaaah da-dee...yaaaaah da-da...*hic*
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:27, archived)
# heheh
the stuff i've got is meant to be 80%. it's very strong, but i doubt it really is 80%
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:29, archived)
# Are they different flavours then?
Or just different colours to make vomit more fun? :P
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:18, archived)
# different flavours
although most of them seem to involve citrus. the red one is pomegranate and the black one is blackberry.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:21, archived)
# The finest wines available to humanity.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:11, archived)
# indeed.
i deserve no less.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:16, archived)
# hurr hurr hurr
drink it all up, bitch.

*bow-chickawacka-bow bo-bown-bo-bo-chickachicka*

/80's porno
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:01, archived)
# oh, lemon, you're so big!
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:04, archived)
# UH. YEAH. YOU LIKE THAT? UHH.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:06, archived)
# BEHOLD MY EXQUISIT MOUSTACHE, WOMAN!
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:07, archived)
# That is what I would say.
I dont think I would get very far as a porn star.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:07, archived)
# *beholds*
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:08, archived)
# I put on my wizard robe and hat.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:23, archived)
# robe?
ooh, i thought you said wizard's sleeve...
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:26, archived)
# OH BABY, CREAM MY TEATS!
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:07, archived)
# PFFFFFThahahaha!
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:10, archived)
# aaaaww!
can i have one as a pet?
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:11, archived)
# ROLOLFEL
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:19, archived)
# i didn't know
roseanne had done any silent films!
must have been a challenge for her, not being able to be heard.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:22, archived)
# HAI!
I CAN SEE YOU'VE GOT EVERYTHING
UNDER CONTROL, CARRY ON. WOO!
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:41, archived)
# HAI. WTF? U HAVE ALMOST NO INTERNETS AT ALL!
STOP LOOKING!
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:46, archived)
# YES
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:23, archived)
# i sleep now
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:41, archived)
# well i wasn't expecting that.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Me neither...
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:53, archived)
# he's not happy with the FP.
he wants ALL TEH BOARDS. :O
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:54, archived)
# I hate that thing.
It makes me want to shit.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:45, archived)
# Hello bloke
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:53, archived)
# hello
sorry, I went off to get ready for bed.

Now I am going to bed.

I heard you RAWKED the SAWKS at the weekend. Jolly good. I hope to be there next time to witness it, in fact, I think I've promised your ladyfriend. I have a feeling that means I have to come next time...
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:14, archived)
# Golden Grahams have the same effect on me
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:54, archived)
# Hahaha
oh god yes.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:43, archived)
# That really annoys me
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:45, archived)
# This is not my turkey!
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:46, archived)
# That's.....um......it's........uh.............hmm

Couldn't think of a good pictorial
representation of a fatwa :(
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:49, archived)
# that was certainly unexpected
i didn't even know the face of bo had had sex with a quagaar warrior, never mind had a child with it!
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:52, archived)
# worse than that, he resides on the FP!
;)
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:54, archived)
# I DON'T LIKE THE NEW FRONT PAGE IT IS TOO WIDE
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:57, archived)
# THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
ROFLOLOLOL
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:57, archived)
# not too brown?
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:57, archived)
# prime real estate is so hard to find these days
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:57, archived)
# sexeh
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:51, archived)
# Ohh la la
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:33, archived)
# sexeh
she's gorgeous..how can i make her mine?
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 3:38, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahaha
fucking hell I fear that thing.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:25, archived)
# sleep now
lol everytime it sees me
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 4:27, archived)
# cumupance
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:17, archived)
# NEWSFLASH: BEARS SPUNK BLUE.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:18, archived)
# that would be an awesome finale.
 
first we're gonna play all the crap off our shitty new album but then you can see JAMES BUMMED BY A REAL LIVE BEAR!
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:23, archived)
# Shitty new album?
O_o
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:23, archived)
# A REAL LIVE BEAR, MAN!
 
WOOO-HOOOOOOO
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Haha
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:28, archived)
# they've got a new shitty album?
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Well no, I think they've got a new awesome album...
But what do I know?
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:29, archived)
# your address
and what side you dress on, presumably.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:32, archived)
# actually
i've never been sure of the latter
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Well yeah, but everyone knows that =)
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:39, archived)
# It contains magnets,
of course its fucking shitty.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Hurrah, are you referring to fucking shitty magnets?
I'm reading themanwhofellasleep's book at the moment, it's making me smile
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:08, archived)
# I saw British Sea Power on Sunday night
The last song featured a ten foot bear wandering on stage, and the band either fighting it off with their guitars or attempting to sellotape an owl to its head.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:33, archived)
# did they succeed in sellotaping the owl to its head?
i very much hope so.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:35, archived)
# sadly not, it kept falling off
the poor bear had to carry it around in his paws
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:38, archived)
# i would love to have seen them try
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:53, archived)
# I've heard they do stuff like that
Having foliage on stage and that.
Never seen them live before, I'm not a big fan.
Also: Evenin' b3ta.
Also also: new wallpaper I dun:

(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:39, archived)
# a poem.
dance for fun
prance with some
glance at bum
pance u cum
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:26, archived)
# is that the guy from metalika?
i don't like metalka. they are not good.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:34, archived)
# DOWNLOAD THEIR MUSIC FOR FREE
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:44, archived)
# just to piss them off?
sure.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:55, archived)
# hahaha
I've listened to the new album half a dozen times now.
They are trying so hard to sound like themselves before the old METALLIFAIL systems kicked in, but I'm not quite getting it, and I have a feeling that neither are they. Although there are several above averageish tracks that are beginning to grow on me.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:40, archived)
# HAHHAHAH LOOK. JESUS IS BUMMING HER.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:41, archived)
# looks like he's in quite deep.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:43, archived)
# I used to love metallica
but two words spring to mind about their new stuff....

1) spinal

2) tap
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:47, archived)
# Ars Gratia Artis
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:16, archived)
# no matter how hard i twiddle it
i just can't seem to pick up jazz f.m
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:19, archived)
# jazz fm
get her to lift her arms up for better reception..
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:28, archived)
# up where?
they'd never fit!

ooh, you mean up in the air...
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:31, archived)
# reception
do you mean jizz fm
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 3:41, archived)
# ha ha
*CLICK*
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:21, archived)
# I've been doodling...

work in progress (doubt i'll ever finish it... i'm good like that) camera phone missed out allotta details oh well

GOODNIGHT b3ta!
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:06, archived)
# looks great
goodnight
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:07, archived)
# thanks :)
just something i've been doodling on my lunch breaks
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:11, archived)
# doodling?
that's bloody great. SkUGosaurus 2.0!
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:07, archived)
# tis only a doodle :p
only on a scrap o paper with naff HB pencil
If i ever get my desk cleared I'm gonna do some proper arts again :D (after I rebuilt my nitro 1:8 scale remote control car!)
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:13, archived)
# SLEEPY TIGHT GEEZER!
I must do the same
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:11, archived)
# tattybye!
zzZzz
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:13, archived)
# skugosaurus is buff in doodle form
goodnight, lovely skuggles!
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:12, archived)
# *super happy fun hugs*
g'nite miss Smash Monkey ma'am
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Now there's lovely
Goodnight childs
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:13, archived)
# childs?
...well i suppose everyone was a child once... i'm 27 but hey!
ta btw
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:15, archived)
# As am I dear sir!
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:18, archived)
# reptar reptar gotta find that reptar
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:18, archived)
# you are tommy pickles
aicmfp
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:19, archived)
# sung to gladiator theme?
goodnight b3ta and all that sail in her
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Been awhile
Long time no see B3ta. Just trying to get my mojo back with some shops.

(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:59, archived)
# woop, ease yerself back in!
*eases self back in*
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:00, archived)
# UNEXPECTED REVERSE SHOEHORN!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAH consider your self popped back out again.. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. a herm.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:02, archived)
# ha, you were only watching the trouser-cock.
MORE FOOL YOU.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:04, archived)
# more fool for me!
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:06, archived)
# hmm
i must watch flash gordon again soon
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:01, archived)
# watch the original!
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:03, archived)
# yaaaaaaay!
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:04, archived)
# It is a wonderful movie
it has sat upon my Mac tower for ages now

In other news, I am watching a child on the television being abused by the religious nutters of parents, forced to preach some religious crap, which makes me detest all of the concept of religious belief with anger and a vengeance
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:09, archived)
# I'm listening to a spokeswoman for the crazy god-hates-fags-church
ranting incoherently about the economy and trying to justify booing at soldier's funerals because america doesn't persecute gays.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:11, archived)
# Human beings should not have an automatic right to reproduce
it is as simple as that; we could be free of the Daily Mail and or the wankers reading the Red-tops in a generation

What a concept to hold, and hold to a dream! Sleepy tight :)
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:16, archived)
# ah yes, I hope to dream of this myself
nighto.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:21, archived)
# baby bible bashers?
i hate parents like that
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:14, archived)
# haha nice
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:01, archived)
# going in dry, eh?
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:55, archived)
# Crossbreeding attempt #1
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:57, archived)
# Kangadile!
I like it. And fear it. All at once.
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:58, archived)
# fucking CRIKEY
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:58, archived)
# AAARRRRGRGGGHHHHHHH FUCK RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
 
woo!
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:58, archived)
# What do you get if you cross a crocodile and a kangaroo?
A SNAPPY JUMPER! hoho

Top 'shopping!
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:59, archived)
# Why thank you sir!
I've been struggling for a concept of which animals to splice, just saw these 2 and had to marry them up!
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:03, archived)
# ooh lordy :D
woompf!
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:00, archived)
# tastes like chicken.
kicks like a donkey and bites like a motherfucker.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:02, archived)
# floats like a crocodile
stings like a crocodile.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:04, archived)
# crocodiles don't sting
unless you try to piss one out.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:05, archived)
# pfft
They sting really badly. I imagine limb-loss would sting quite a lot.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Although...
I imagine the sting in your 5th limb may hurt the most!

'Night all.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:10, archived)
# that's the after-effects of the bite, not the crocodile itself
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:11, archived)
# That's too scary
Now kill it... please!!
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Excellent!
*clicks*
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:14, archived)
# *CLICK*
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:17, archived)
# They hunt in packs
clicked
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:42, archived)
# Direct feed into the mind of a true Artist, Me, Sir Sand Goblin.

reception is a little blurry.
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:54, archived)
# that weird bone-dog-type thing changes his expression every time i F5
:/
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:58, archived)
# he's got it gonig awn.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:00, archived)
# glorious.
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:59, archived)
# woo!
more i say!
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:31, archived)
#
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:50, archived)
# i have both!
i also have lashings of love for this image, and for your schtuffs in general. *click*
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:52, archived)
# but what's inside them?
woo :)

nice wall paper.
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:52, archived)
# I like this.
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:53, archived)
# ^
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:54, archived)
# can we choose which one we want?
this is lovely
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:53, archived)
# i am hollow like a drum :(
woo!
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:54, archived)
# I don't.
It's just masticated digestive biscuits and tea.
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Brill.
Great stuff. Woo.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Stigmata?
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:46, archived)
# haven't they got that over and done with yet?
i'm bored of america on the news
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Unfortunately not.. they always make a meal of it
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:01, archived)
# Top right = Britney Spears
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:03, archived)
# nah
bottom right
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:09, archived)
# nah
bottom of the barrel
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:17, archived)
# well that goes without saying
howzit?
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:23, archived)
# don't know...


ps. fixed this for mr rattlehead:
b3ta.com/board/8813536
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:45, archived)
# *frantically presses escape*
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:46, archived)
# wobbles.
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:46, archived)
# This baffles and scares me in nice ways
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Can I fuck your eyeballs now too please?
With my cock?
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:47, archived)
#
now i've broke the internets, i'm off
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:48, archived)
# ow my mind
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:56, archived)
# TUNNEL?
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Hart Simpson was always such a naughty child


Click for bigger (78KB)
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:44, archived)
# why must he stop?
all the cool kids are doing it
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:45, archived)
# This is strangely
enthralling.
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:45, archived)
# woo :D
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:45, archived)
# hahaha great work
on a similar theme...

To give it a bit of context, this refers to a news story about getting kids to sign a pledge of allegiance to the crown in an effort to stop terrorism.
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:46, archived)
# we're doomed
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:49, archived)
# i think you mean
"DOOOOOMMMMED"
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:53, archived)
# maybe I do
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:06, archived)
# dooOOOooomed?
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:51, archived)
# Great first post! You win the Tuesday n00b grand prix!
*prix*
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:47, archived)
# Woot!
Is the prize splendiferous?

(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:51, archived)
# YES.
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Now we're talking
Is it house trained? The last prize I had like this made a terrible mess of the carpet.
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Seamosaurus COOL knows what muthafukkin time it is.
Or so he claims.
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:59, archived)
# yes
i like mucho
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 4:10, archived)
# it's me.
naked except for a strategically placed gherkin slice.
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Over your elbow I hope
...elbows can be mighty provocative...
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:57, archived)
# indeed they can
*waggles elbow*
*provokes*
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:03, archived)
# *monocle pop*
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:57, archived)
# you know you love it
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:06, archived)
# haha! good newbies today!
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:49, archived)
# hart simpson
good good and good again
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 4:13, archived)
# $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 plz


fuck knows, i'm all pissed up on cider
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:40, archived)
# come down to liverpool
mongs are ten a penny here
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:41, archived)
# that'd technically be slightly up
and about 50 miles west

/manc blog :P
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:42, archived)
# manchester?
i was in macclesfield yesterday, it only takes an hour to get there
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:44, archived)
# i've heard it takes years to get out though
*fears*
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:48, archived)
# not if you go through knutsford
past the aga showroom
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:53, archived)
# $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000?
I presume you mean Icelandic dollars

*throws 50p*
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:41, archived)
# NO
one million million million thousand American dollars or GTFO
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:43, archived)
# "Here's five pounds."
"It's only a photograph!"

"Aaaah, but there's more where that came from."

/The Goons blog
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:51, archived)
# what what what what what what what what what?
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Is this one of those museums with the weird babies in formaldehyde?
If it is, I'm appropriately disgusted.
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:42, archived)
# no it's LiDL yesterday
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:44, archived)
# staff or customers, YOU decide
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:45, archived)
# haha
I thought the meat from LiDL tasted a bit mongy.
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:48, archived)
# high cockalorum!
..I've been looking for an excuse to say that for a while now.. this happens to be where it's been unleashed.
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:44, archived)
# i THINK that's technically used as a response to a woo/yay image,
but we'll let it slide since you were fit to bust... ;)

and since it's not actually a word
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:48, archived)
#
if it's good enough for the the water babies it's good enough for me :D
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:54, archived)
# lol fial
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:40, archived)

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