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# rar
(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:32, archived)
# I don't know whether to fuck it or hug it.
I'm liking the bushitler pic in your profile though.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:34, archived)
# RWARRR!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:37, archived)
# Zoiks!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:41, archived)
# "thaaat's BIIIIG."
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 4:22, archived)
# Behold, the future of electric cow technology
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:30, archived)
# Can it be milked?
ELECTRIC MILK FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:30, archived)
# thats one horny cow...
I spose you would be with a plug up your arse though...
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:31, archived)
# Selfstampeding, bonus!
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:34, archived)
# Reverse proding !
Eleclick !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 3:11, archived)
# I am strangely fixated on its undercarriage.
The cow in the background makes me want to shit. The lightning wants me to piss. The cow makes me hungry.

It's a very powerful image.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 5:38, archived)
# i like mine well done...
...:D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 6:11, archived)
#


gayshift remix
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:15, archived)
# hahahaha
yes
yes
yes
yes
yes
yes
yes
yes
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:16, archived)
# greatness.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:18, archived)
# OH YES, OH YAY
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:20, archived)
# OH HELL YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:21, archived)
# AAAYTTB
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:28, archived)
# History proves a point......
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:36, archived)
# woo!
fabblatious :)
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:50, archived)
# the gayshift remix rules...
...excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 6:22, archived)
# he's gaggin' for it
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:47, archived)
# Yaaaaaaay
for being under recomended kb!

Have you made all of these today, or are you some kind of weird animation bot?
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:51, archived)
# weird animation bot
definitely am...got hooked when i saw my first jpeg move..how was it for you?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:01, archived)
# gif surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:03, archived)
# Painful at first, but
alright after a bit of utterly butterly.

on the animation front, I've done sod all since getting my new computer due to a lack of anim/photo shop...

and on that note... TO ISOHUNT.COM!

Edit : Don't spose anyone's got a nice simple way to acquire anim/photo shop without having to resort to torrents... or paying, for that matter?
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:03, archived)
# o.0
What could possibly be simpler than torrents or paying?
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:18, archived)
# Just seems that every
torrent i ever try to download of potatoshop manages to get stuck at 95%...
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:21, archived)
# photoshop
got version 9...you can have a copy and paradox
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:25, archived)
# Licks just keep getting harder to find . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:51, archived)
# BUTTy HOLElly.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:54, archived)
# a-hey. a-hey. a-hey-hey.
 
PEGGY WOO, I LOVE YOU
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:21, archived)
# Haha
what's going on here then? Hmmmm have a *click* for your trouble.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:22, archived)
# Probably been done
Bird is the word
(Fragger, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:42, archived)
# I mostly dislike family guy
But I mostly like this. *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:44, archived)
# Goodnight B3ta.
Goodnight B3ta.




Goodnight B3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:44, archived)
# Goodnight!
I hope you dream of boobies...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:46, archived)
# Suck a wonderful blessing....
Was that a Freudian tit?
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 5:45, archived)
#
Goodnight
Goodnight
Goodnight
Goodnight
Goodnight
Goodnight
Goodnight
Goodnight
Goodnight
Goodnight
Goodnight
Goodnight
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:47, archived)
# Bed? Good plan.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:48, archived)
# Looks like the batteries are wound up too tight . . .
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:50, archived)
# massive fart attack oh shiiiiiit.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:53, archived)
# I feel like joining in
*doesn't*

*contemplates*

*does!!!*
RAVE RAVE RAVE Big fish little fish Birdseye & chips
(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:29, archived)
# The Gillette advertising team instantly regretted inviting the bowling squad.
(Wize, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:19, archived)
# INDUSTRY RULE NUMBER FOUR THOUSAND AND EIGHTY:
RECORD COMPANY PEOPLE ARE SHAAAAAAAAADY
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:22, archived)
# SO KIDS WATCH YOUR BACK CAUSE I THINK THEY SMOKE CRACK
(I WOULDN'T DOUBT IT, IT LOOK AT HOW THEY ACT)
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:23, archived)
# erm... ok
(pst, I think your shift key is jammed)
(Wize, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:25, archived)
# Can I kick it to all the people who quest like a tribe does
Before this did you really know who I was
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:25, archived)
# I'm going to disappear like Van Gogh's missing ear.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:34, archived)
# GAY SHIFT TIME. NORMAL SERVICE WILL RESUME SHORTLY.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:26, archived)
# YES IT IS.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:26, archived)
# I KNOW!
WAIT, WHAT?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:27, archived)
# INCONSEQUENTIAL.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:28, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:30, archived)
# ARGH. ARGH. ARGH.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:32, archived)
# DANCING COCK IS DANCING
as my throat is beginning to feel like it's been briskly rubbed with coarse-grained sandpaper, i'm off to bed. g'night all.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:34, archived)
# I'm going to hide this down here,
and disguise it as a reply
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:18, archived)
# can i join in
?
(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:42, archived)
# lets not make it shortly.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:54, archived)
# WHY THE HELL NOT, DOC? SELL MEGADICK OR SELL NODICK, IT DON'T MEAN DICK.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:01, archived)
# i love this thing.
i want one for my own.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 6:34, archived)
# *Kicks it Beastie Boys style*
Citizen rule number 2080,
Politicians are shady.
So people watch your back 'cause I think they smoke crack,
I don’t doubt it look at how they act.

In a world gone mad it’s hard to think right,
So much violence hate and spite,
Murder going on all day and night,
Due time we fight the non-violent fight.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:29, archived)
# Spare the strike and cut the face !
POP !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:28, archived)
# Sportsmen have no respect for the safety of the general public
rakefuckers!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:32, archived)
# Strrrriiike!
At least he hasn't suffered the fate of Cactus Kid.
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7658136.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:39, archived)
# A little peyote juice can't be all that bad . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:43, archived)
# BOOOOO! :(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:43, archived)
#  
"Viewers complained the adverts condoned teenage pregnancy and under-age sex. "

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
*breathe*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*snort*
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:45, archived)
# 32 viewers?
A veritable typhoon of outrage.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:11, archived)
# THE ADVERTISING STANDARDS AUTHORITY KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT FUN
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:13, archived)
# OUR JOB IS TO PROTECT THE GENERAL PUBLIC!
Now what about this one...
...it was number five, wasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:13, archived)
# i like this.
for some reason though, it makes me think of the first floor of a hotel on one of the levels of Hitman: Blood Money. o_O
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:14, archived)
# nice
donkey kong apartments
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:16, archived)
# Haha
I like the rat.

AND THE TINY WEE PEOPLE! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:20, archived)
# they are scared of the rat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:23, archived)
# Incorrect.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:25, archived)
# i would be
it's fucking HUGE!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:27, archived)
# Swipe feet before entering . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:34, archived)
# GJM
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:40, archived)
# OH HAI THAR.

I AM BEING KIND TO THOSE WITH LESS INTERNETS.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:57, archived)
# win
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:58, archived)
# They were overun by a more advanced tribe.
Exactly twice as advanced.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:03, archived)
# IF THE FROG JUMPS HALF THE DISTANCE EACH TIME
HE'LL NEVER GET THERE OMG OMG
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:04, archived)
# ROFFLE NO WAI.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:05, archived)
# i'm sure they appreciate it
i am presently drinking you hot for my sniffles and scratchy throat :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:58, archived)
# put whisky in it
and ice cream and cigars
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:59, archived)
# 3 drops of kerosene and a marshmallow.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:01, archived)
# half a window and a jigger of pureed tiger chin
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:03, archived)
# 3/17ths of a pig and the nail clippings of Dave Gorman.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:05, archived)
# You've been reading that wrong I'm afraid
It's supposed to be half a widow, not window.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:09, archived)
# shitty biscuits. :/
DAMN, I'M OUT OF THEM TOO!
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:11, archived)
# GET MICROWAVE TO GET YOU SOME.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:12, archived)
# whisky? never!
*suppresses memories*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:04, archived)
# Blue WKD
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:04, archived)
# sod that!
aftershock or bacardi
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:07, archived)
# ew. both.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:08, archived)
# i love aftershock
how about vodka? aussie white? pernod? absinthe? bailey's?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:10, archived)
# absinthe is the only one of those i like.
but i REALLY like it. i have a carafe and a posh slotted spoon and everything, woop.

what's aussie white?
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:13, archived)
# it's a wine
it's nice. sweet and quite strong. i've got an absinthe multipack in my kitchen. i've drunk most of the yellow one, but i've still got the black(my favourite), blue, green and red ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:15, archived)
# :O :O :O
sounds like heresy to me. i like the proper absinthe, where you have to mix up a louche to drink it and it's pearlescent white by the time it settles. those coloured ready-to-drink spirits freak the hell outta me! but then i'm the only one in my flat NOT freaked out by drinking something that resembles hallucinogenic semen, so i suppose the rest of humanity wins again.

*sulks* ;)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:17, archived)
# don't get me wrong, i love the real stuff
but when your friends bring you them home from spain as a gift, it's rather rude to turn your nose up at it, no?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:20, archived)
# oh god yeah, absolutely!
drink up! :)))))) *holds out empty glass*

i just HAVE to try this one day:
www.feeverte.net/guide/historic-absinthe-brands/edouard_pernod/
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:22, archived)
# bloody hell!
i'd chase that green fairy all over!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:25, archived)
# *sings drinking song*
When the glass is full, drink up, drink up
This may be the last time we see this cup!
If god wanted us sober, he'd knock the glass over
So while it is full we drink up!

Yaaaaah da-dee...yaaaaah da-da...*hic*
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:27, archived)
# heheh
the stuff i've got is meant to be 80%. it's very strong, but i doubt it really is 80%
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:29, archived)
# Are they different flavours then?
Or just different colours to make vomit more fun? :P
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:18, archived)
# different flavours
although most of them seem to involve citrus. the red one is pomegranate and the black one is blackberry.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:21, archived)
# The finest wines available to humanity.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:11, archived)
# indeed.
i deserve no less.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:16, archived)
# hurr hurr hurr
drink it all up, bitch.

*bow-chickawacka-bow bo-bown-bo-bo-chickachicka*

/80's porno
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:01, archived)
# oh, lemon, you're so big!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:04, archived)
# UH. YEAH. YOU LIKE THAT? UHH.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:06, archived)
# BEHOLD MY EXQUISIT MOUSTACHE, WOMAN!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:07, archived)
# That is what I would say.
I dont think I would get very far as a porn star.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:07, archived)
# *beholds*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:08, archived)
# I put on my wizard robe and hat.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:23, archived)
# robe?
ooh, i thought you said wizard's sleeve...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:26, archived)
# OH BABY, CREAM MY TEATS!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:07, archived)
# PFFFFFThahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:10, archived)
# aaaaww!
can i have one as a pet?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:11, archived)
# ROLOLFEL
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:19, archived)
# i didn't know
roseanne had done any silent films!
must have been a challenge for her, not being able to be heard.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:22, archived)
# HAI!
I CAN SEE YOU'VE GOT EVERYTHING
UNDER CONTROL, CARRY ON. WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:41, archived)
# HAI. WTF? U HAVE ALMOST NO INTERNETS AT ALL!
STOP LOOKING!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:46, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:23, archived)
# i sleep now
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:41, archived)
# well i wasn't expecting that.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Me neither...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:53, archived)
# he's not happy with the FP.
he wants ALL TEH BOARDS. :O
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:54, archived)
# I hate that thing.
It makes me want to shit.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:45, archived)
# Hello bloke
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:53, archived)
# hello
sorry, I went off to get ready for bed.

Now I am going to bed.

I heard you RAWKED the SAWKS at the weekend. Jolly good. I hope to be there next time to witness it, in fact, I think I've promised your ladyfriend. I have a feeling that means I have to come next time...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:14, archived)
# Golden Grahams have the same effect on me
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:54, archived)
# Hahaha
oh god yes.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:43, archived)
# That really annoys me
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:45, archived)
# This is not my turkey!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:46, archived)
# That's.....um......it's........uh.............hmm

Couldn't think of a good pictorial
representation of a fatwa :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:49, archived)
# that was certainly unexpected
i didn't even know the face of bo had had sex with a quagaar warrior, never mind had a child with it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:52, archived)
# worse than that, he resides on the FP!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:54, archived)
# I DON'T LIKE THE NEW FRONT PAGE IT IS TOO WIDE
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# THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
ROFLOLOLOL
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:57, archived)
# not too brown?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:57, archived)
# prime real estate is so hard to find these days
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:57, archived)
# sexeh
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:51, archived)
# Ohh la la
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:33, archived)
# sexeh
she's gorgeous..how can i make her mine?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 3:38, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahaha
fucking hell I fear that thing.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:25, archived)
# sleep now
lol everytime it sees me
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 4:27, archived)
# cumupance
(I helped save b3ta! Geoffpeas All the cut, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:17, archived)
# NEWSFLASH: BEARS SPUNK BLUE.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:18, archived)
# that would be an awesome finale.
 
first we're gonna play all the crap off our shitty new album but then you can see JAMES BUMMED BY A REAL LIVE BEAR!
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# Shitty new album?
O_o
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:23, archived)
# A REAL LIVE BEAR, MAN!
 
WOOO-HOOOOOOO
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# Haha
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:28, archived)
# they've got a new shitty album?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Well no, I think they've got a new awesome album...
But what do I know?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:29, archived)
# your address
and what side you dress on, presumably.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:32, archived)
# actually
i've never been sure of the latter
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Well yeah, but everyone knows that =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:39, archived)
# It contains magnets,
of course its fucking shitty.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Hurrah, are you referring to fucking shitty magnets?
I'm reading themanwhofellasleep's book at the moment, it's making me smile
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:08, archived)
# I saw British Sea Power on Sunday night
The last song featured a ten foot bear wandering on stage, and the band either fighting it off with their guitars or attempting to sellotape an owl to its head.
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:33, archived)
# did they succeed in sellotaping the owl to its head?
i very much hope so.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:35, archived)
# sadly not, it kept falling off
the poor bear had to carry it around in his paws
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:38, archived)
# i would love to have seen them try
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:53, archived)
# I've heard they do stuff like that
Having foliage on stage and that.
Never seen them live before, I'm not a big fan.
Also: Evenin' b3ta.
Also also: new wallpaper I dun:

(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:39, archived)
# a poem.
dance for fun
prance with some
glance at bum
pance u cum
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:26, archived)
# is that the guy from metalika?
i don't like metalka. they are not good.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:34, archived)
# DOWNLOAD THEIR MUSIC FOR FREE
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# just to piss them off?
sure.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:55, archived)
# hahaha
I've listened to the new album half a dozen times now.
They are trying so hard to sound like themselves before the old METALLIFAIL systems kicked in, but I'm not quite getting it, and I have a feeling that neither are they. Although there are several above averageish tracks that are beginning to grow on me.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:40, archived)
# HAHHAHAH LOOK. JESUS IS BUMMING HER.
AHAHAHAHA.

www.deeptruths.com/letters/love.html
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:41, archived)
# looks like he's in quite deep.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:43, archived)
# I used to love metallica
but two words spring to mind about their new stuff....

1) spinal

2) tap
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:47, archived)
# Ars Gratia Artis
(I helped save b3ta! smutch, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:16, archived)
# no matter how hard i twiddle it
i just can't seem to pick up jazz f.m
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:19, archived)
# jazz fm
get her to lift her arms up for better reception..
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:28, archived)
# up where?
they'd never fit!

ooh, you mean up in the air...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:31, archived)
# reception
do you mean jizz fm
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 3:41, archived)
# ha ha
*CLICK*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:21, archived)
# I've been doodling...

work in progress (doubt i'll ever finish it... i'm good like that) camera phone missed out allotta details oh well

GOODNIGHT b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:06, archived)
# looks great
goodnight
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:07, archived)
# thanks :)
just something i've been doodling on my lunch breaks
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:11, archived)
# doodling?
that's bloody great. SkUGosaurus 2.0!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:07, archived)
# tis only a doodle :p
only on a scrap o paper with naff HB pencil
If i ever get my desk cleared I'm gonna do some proper arts again :D (after I rebuilt my nitro 1:8 scale remote control car!)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:13, archived)
# SLEEPY TIGHT GEEZER!
I must do the same
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:11, archived)
# tattybye!
zzZzz
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:13, archived)
# skugosaurus is buff in doodle form
goodnight, lovely skuggles!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:12, archived)
# *super happy fun hugs*
g'nite miss Smash Monkey ma'am
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Now there's lovely
Goodnight childs
(Jimmy Jangle, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:13, archived)
# childs?
...well i suppose everyone was a child once... i'm 27 but hey!
ta btw
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:15, archived)
# As am I dear sir!
(Jimmy Jangle, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:18, archived)
# reptar reptar gotta find that reptar
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:18, archived)
# you are tommy pickles
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:19, archived)
# sung to gladiator theme?
goodnight b3ta and all that sail in her
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Been awhile
Long time no see B3ta. Just trying to get my mojo back with some shops.

(I helped save b3ta! Poisoned Al R Tape loading error, 0:1, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:59, archived)
# woop, ease yerself back in!
*eases self back in*
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:00, archived)
# UNEXPECTED REVERSE SHOEHORN!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAH consider your self popped back out again.. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. a herm.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:02, archived)
# ha, you were only watching the trouser-cock.
MORE FOOL YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:04, archived)
# more fool for me!
double win
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:06, archived)
# hmm
i must watch flash gordon again soon
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:01, archived)
# watch the original!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:03, archived)
# yaaaaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:04, archived)
# It is a wonderful movie
it has sat upon my Mac tower for ages now

In other news, I am watching a child on the television being abused by the religious nutters of parents, forced to preach some religious crap, which makes me detest all of the concept of religious belief with anger and a vengeance
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:09, archived)
# I'm listening to a spokeswoman for the crazy god-hates-fags-church
ranting incoherently about the economy and trying to justify booing at soldier's funerals because america doesn't persecute gays.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:11, archived)
# Human beings should not have an automatic right to reproduce
it is as simple as that; we could be free of the Daily Mail and or the wankers reading the Red-tops in a generation

What a concept to hold, and hold to a dream! Sleepy tight :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:16, archived)
# ah yes, I hope to dream of this myself
nighto.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:21, archived)
# baby bible bashers?
i hate parents like that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:14, archived)
# haha nice
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:01, archived)
# going in dry, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:55, archived)
# Crossbreeding attempt #1
(Jimmy Jangle, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:57, archived)
# Kangadile!
I like it. And fear it. All at once.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:58, archived)
# fucking CRIKEY
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:58, archived)
# AAARRRRGRGGGHHHHHHH FUCK RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
 
woo!
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# What do you get if you cross a crocodile and a kangaroo?
A SNAPPY JUMPER! hoho

Top 'shopping!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:59, archived)
# Why thank you sir!
I've been struggling for a concept of which animals to splice, just saw these 2 and had to marry them up!
(Jimmy Jangle, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:03, archived)
# ooh lordy :D
woompf!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:00, archived)
# tastes like chicken.
kicks like a donkey and bites like a motherfucker.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:02, archived)
# floats like a crocodile
stings like a crocodile.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:04, archived)
# crocodiles don't sting
unless you try to piss one out.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:05, archived)
# pfft
They sting really badly. I imagine limb-loss would sting quite a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Although...
I imagine the sting in your 5th limb may hurt the most!

'Night all.
(Jimmy Jangle, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:10, archived)
# that's the after-effects of the bite, not the crocodile itself
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:11, archived)
# That's too scary
Now kill it... please!!
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Excellent!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:14, archived)
# *CLICK*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:17, archived)
# They hunt in packs
clicked
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:42, archived)
# Direct feed into the mind of a true Artist, Me, Sir Sand Goblin.

reception is a little blurry.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:54, archived)
# that weird bone-dog-type thing changes his expression every time i F5
:/
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:58, archived)
# he's got it gonig awn.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:00, archived)
# glorious.
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# woo!
more i say!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:31, archived)
#


www.coolbubble.com/pics/ghost_or_skeleton_1280.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:50, archived)
# i have both!
i also have lashings of love for this image, and for your schtuffs in general. *click*
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:52, archived)
# but what's inside them?
woo :)

nice wall paper.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:52, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:53, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:54, archived)
# can we choose which one we want?
this is lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:53, archived)
# i am hollow like a drum :(
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:54, archived)
# I don't.
It's just masticated digestive biscuits and tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Brill.
Great stuff. Woo.
(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Stigmata?
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:46, archived)
# haven't they got that over and done with yet?
i'm bored of america on the news
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Unfortunately not.. they always make a meal of it
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:01, archived)
# Top right = Britney Spears
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:03, archived)
# nah
bottom right
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:09, archived)
# nah
bottom of the barrel
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:17, archived)
# well that goes without saying
howzit?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:23, archived)
# don't know...


ps. fixed this for mr rattlehead:
b3ta.com/board/8813536
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:45, archived)
# *frantically presses escape*
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:46, archived)
# wobbles.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:46, archived)
# This baffles and scares me in nice ways
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Can I fuck your eyeballs now too please?
With my cock?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:47, archived)
#
now i've broke the internets, i'm off
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:48, archived)
# ow my mind
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:56, archived)
# TUNNEL?
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[challenge entry] Hart Simpson was always such a naughty child


Click for bigger (78KB)
(Mr. Flibble Mr. Flibble, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:44, archived)
# why must he stop?
all the cool kids are doing it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:45, archived)
# This is strangely
enthralling.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:45, archived)
# woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:45, archived)
# hahaha great work
on a similar theme...

To give it a bit of context, this refers to a news story about getting kids to sign a pledge of allegiance to the crown in an effort to stop terrorism.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:46, archived)
# we're doomed
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:49, archived)
# i think you mean
"DOOOOOMMMMED"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:53, archived)
# maybe I do
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:06, archived)
# dooOOOooomed?
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:51, archived)
# Great first post! You win the Tuesday n00b grand prix!
*prix*
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:47, archived)
# Woot!
Is the prize splendiferous?

(Mr. Flibble Mr. Flibble, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:51, archived)
# YES.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Now we're talking
Is it house trained? The last prize I had like this made a terrible mess of the carpet.
(Mr. Flibble Mr. Flibble, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Seamosaurus COOL knows what muthafukkin time it is.
Or so he claims.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:59, archived)
# yes
i like mucho
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 4:10, archived)
# it's me.
naked except for a strategically placed gherkin slice.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Over your elbow I hope
...elbows can be mighty provocative...
(Mr. Flibble Mr. Flibble, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:57, archived)
# indeed they can
*waggles elbow*
*provokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:03, archived)
# *monocle pop*
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:57, archived)
# you know you love it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:06, archived)
# haha! good newbies today!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:49, archived)
# hart simpson
good good and good again
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 4:13, archived)
# $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 plz


fuck knows, i'm all pissed up on cider
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:40, archived)
# come down to liverpool
mongs are ten a penny here
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:41, archived)
# that'd technically be slightly up
and about 50 miles west

/manc blog :P
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:42, archived)
# manchester?
i was in macclesfield yesterday, it only takes an hour to get there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:44, archived)
# i've heard it takes years to get out though
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:48, archived)
# not if you go through knutsford
past the aga showroom
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:53, archived)
# $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000?
I presume you mean Icelandic dollars

*throws 50p*
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:41, archived)
# NO
one million million million thousand American dollars or GTFO
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:43, archived)
# "Here's five pounds."
"It's only a photograph!"

"Aaaah, but there's more where that came from."

/The Goons blog
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:51, archived)
# what what what what what what what what what?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Is this one of those museums with the weird babies in formaldehyde?
If it is, I'm appropriately disgusted.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:42, archived)
# no it's LiDL yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:44, archived)
# staff or customers, YOU decide
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:45, archived)
# haha
I thought the meat from LiDL tasted a bit mongy.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:48, archived)
# high cockalorum!
..I've been looking for an excuse to say that for a while now.. this happens to be where it's been unleashed.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:44, archived)
# i THINK that's technically used as a response to a woo/yay image,
but we'll let it slide since you were fit to bust... ;)

and since it's not actually a word
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:48, archived)
#
if it's good enough for the the water babies it's good enough for me :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:54, archived)
# lol fial
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:40, archived)

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