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# the arm donors identity is still unknown...


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(hamchicken&peas, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:18, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:19, archived)
# hahahahaha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Hahahahah
Click!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:19, archived)
# ah, it's just a bit of 'armless fun
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:22, archived)
# hahah
ace
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Brilliant!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)
# *chokes from laughing so hard*
WooYay!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 18:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Together, we can boost the morale of entire countries
Maybe we can start with Iceland.

The Happy Poster Project is back online as of 2 minutes ago.



I haven't looked at it for ages, so have only just noticed that it's currently 6th in Google (UK) for 'happy':
www.bloggerheads.com/happy/
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Still waiting for Julie Moult signage to dominate google image search...
They take their time, don't they?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Google was distracted
by all those b3ta signatures. I remain confident that relevance will prevail.

but it's nice to know that - should the occasion call for it - b3ta acting as a community could dominate almost any image search result within a week.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:23, archived)
# think I'm gonna remake my got kitten poster when I get a chance :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:19, archived)
# YAY
Love Alan Alda ! Legend !
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:21, archived)
# i'd forgotten all about that
I made a poster ages ago, I'll have to see if I can find it
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Could it be you?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Well
You have to be in it to win it !
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:12, archived)
# great stuff sir
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:12, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Nicely *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:15, archived)
# If we all (b3ta members) pooled our cash together
I reckon we should / form or buy a bank.

THE B3ta BANK Home of the magenta mortgage...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:15, archived)
# and what about the b3ta mambers?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Special Rates
And Special Sauce !
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:16, archived)
# we'd all get new icons!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:17, archived)
# Gaaah
I thought I had got away with it?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:17, archived)
# If it were a B3ta bank
The pens would be covered in superglue and their chains on superpowered recoil systems.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:20, archived)
# and dr dyslexia would make the bank pamphlets
that's a scary thought
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)
# I think safely locked away would be better:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)
# wouldn't it simply be "B4nk", shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:18, archived)
# ha ha ^this
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:18, archived)
# hahahah! spot on, put money in, get nothing out :D
TJ: I just learnt that you can't read funny posts on here and answer the phone at the same time: "Hello, this is St... hahahah, errr, hello!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:16, archived)
# hahaha!!
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:16, archived)
# .


cfb
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:06, archived)
# all because the lady loves meat tray.
coincidently my prize meat tray is still in the freezer at uni
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:08, archived)
# DO NOT WASTE THE MEAT
perhaps woo a lady with the size of your massive sausage?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:11, archived)
# the sausages aren't exactly massive.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:13, archived)
# That's what she said!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:17, archived)
# no not she, not he. noone has said it.
:(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Well I tell ya what
whip the old fella out in 190 odd messages time and you'll get people saying it by the truck load.
;)
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:24, archived)
# that's why i havent got him out for all the other milestones
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:36, archived)
# How long before it disappears?
I know that food in uni kitchens is like. I used to have to initial the peas!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:11, archived)
# it's got my name on it. and hopefully everyone realises that im going to be steaming if someone pinches it
no one wants me steaming. and that fridge is pretty honest.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:13, archived)
# hehe
I miss the old meat raffles in Oz. Nothing quite like winning a whole tray of meat that's been sitting at room temperature for an hour or so.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:17, archived)
# gotta love the good old dead and disected carcass raffles.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:21, archived)
# i love meat tray
*waits for ninja delivery*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)
# I'll give you one.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Tiny Jews!
Also, may I drop this here...




(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:08, archived)
# hehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:10, archived)
# excellent
stuff
(Zoidaroid, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:10, archived)
# hahah
good grief!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Hooray for tiny jews!
Mini-meshugeh
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:09, archived)
# hahaha!
took me too long
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:10, archived)
# went pretty well considering....

ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5hd257tzqFDy77juZgmSnkBmqjA1QD93MB2S00
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:00, archived)
# oops!! haha
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Hahaha!
I would pay to see him clap!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Seeing as though it'll take two years for the nerves to function, he's in for some fucking awesome wanks.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Lmao
You jelous ?
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Fuck off.
I'm wanking at semi-pro level myself by now.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Wow
Does someone then like asses the level at which you do this ? Are there awards and Medals ?
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:08, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:18, archived)
# first one then the other
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Hahaha
Wasn't just me that thought that too.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:07, archived)
# i''m guessing he's been doing all right up til now
no nerves=feels like someone else is doing it.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:07, archived)
# with them having just been reattached, and not fully grown intot he surrounding tissue, it would be interesting if he had to be rushed back in after a particularly energetic time-
- just imagine the doc's notes: patient wanked so hard, his arms fell off
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Proper office giggle there
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:10, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:12, archived)
# hahahah!
I have to say that an acident with teh havester sounds a little, unpleasant
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:06, archived)
# lol *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:06, archived)
# God his first wank is going to be weird!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:06, archived)
# I bet it feels like someone else isn't doing it!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Have something Edward Hopper-inspired:


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:52, archived)
# cor mister!
thats ace!
'nings all!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Merci mon sewer!
How's tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:55, archived)
# watch this...
*pulls weasel out of trousers*
tadaa!
keyboard weasel!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:56, archived)
# \o/
*pulls drum kit out of jacket pocket*

badum-tish!

No jacket required!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:58, archived)
# reminds me of sin city :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Brilliant!
I likes muchly!

...Though it does remind me of my morning commute, which isn't as nice.
(I helped save b3ta! theswirly, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Something like this?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:56, archived)
# *whistles Dr Who theme*
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Yeah sorry about that
It is my local station hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Mine's Helsby
(It's in the bollock end of Cheshire, between Chester and delightful Runcorn)
(I helped save b3ta! theswirly, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:05, archived)
# blimey, that's a bit too good!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Lovely atmos there! :D
Very noir!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Best of all the atmospheres
Rain makes everything romantic.

Except perhaps hypothermia.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:01, archived)
# I esp like rains/sleets/hails when indoors with warm drinks
best of all!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Oh man
On Sunday, Mrs Vagabond and I singularly failed to to our weekly shop, as, lidderally five mins out the door and we were soaked to the skin. I turned to her, rain dripping from my nose, and invoked the three Ts - tea, toast and telly.

The best way to spend an afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:10, archived)
# These are great
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Cheers my man.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:00, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:51, archived)
# im sure we'll all be out in the gutter soon.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:07, archived)
[challenge entry] The only solution


(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:51, archived)
# nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:53, archived)
# hahahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:54, archived)
# hahah
very good
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:58, archived)
# nicely sir
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:02, archived)
# very
good work
(Zoidaroid, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:10, archived)
# ey up !
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Nice action!
(I helped save b3ta! My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Spaaaaaaaace Monkey!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Nice!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Cor!
That's ACE especially the background! Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:53, archived)
# ey up mate
don't let me forget, I've got something for you to take when I see you later...

I can't see your animation from here but I bet it's smashing!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:55, archived)
# all monkeys should be issued with rocket boards!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:56, archived)
# WAHEY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:58, archived)
# BOOBIES
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:00, archived)
# BAZONKAS, HELL YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:02, archived)
# TIGERS
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:04, archived)
# very nice indeedy
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Yay! Rocket surfing monkey!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Deeply immature. But I feel so much better for it.
(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Winnar!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Pish toap
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:41, archived)
# SWEET
I likes
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:42, archived)
# I like this! And him, he's good! Also:


Inspired by: www.b3ta.com/board/8817266
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:45, archived)
# I could probably pea this for the compo
or maybe not as everyone has forgotten what it's all about...

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Well Africa made shitloads out of it
(Knutsack, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:38, archived)
# hahahahaha!
very good.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:40, archived)
# Hahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:42, archived)
# hehehe! nice
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:42, archived)
# hahah
smashing
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:43, archived)
# *gives £2 for Gordon Brown to bathe in a bath full of beans*
*gives £3 for Dawn French to eat the entire contents of the bath*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:44, archived)
# *Gives £4 for Lenny Henry to eat Dawn French*
(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:50, archived)
# id certainly eat her out any day
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:52, archived)
# *sells as porn £50 per dvd*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:51, archived)
# Hahaha
splendid!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:58, archived)
# "im gonna buy the biggest pond in the world,quack quack motherfuckers!"
Image Hosting
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Yay ducks!
Loved that image challenge a while back!
(I helped save b3ta! theswirly, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:27, archived)
# yays!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:28, archived)
# The Blues Ducks
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:40, archived)
# Happy Christmas to me!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:54, archived)
# i want one of them
swish morning jackets
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Sometimes the angles can be very unkind.


(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:20, archived)
# hahaha! Ace :D
Do you think he dyes those eyebrows?

I wonder if they give him special powers...

Perhaps they arn't eybrows, and are symbiotic or parasitic lifeforms, maybe like a gongchong (kudos to anyone who gets THAT reference!)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:23, archived)
# hahahah
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Sweet! :D
My blog of real ones
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Haha!
The first is my fave! Inspired!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:47, archived)
# I like the Blog, and the Aphex Twin track.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Treasury 419

And it worked as well. (click for bigger)
(Randy Homemaker Going nowhere at his own pace on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:18, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Ha! Derling.
It wasn't even for him! Fool.
(LLPaulJ 's momma said knock you out, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:21, archived)
# good stuff
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Reminds me of Fonejacker
"Gooooooood afternoon, I would like to speak to you about transfering some monies"
(I helped save b3ta! theswirly, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:29, archived)
# That was the joke
Congratulations on spotting it and pointing out the bleeding obvious.
(I helped save b3ta! RonnieBint This is no umbrella to take into the wind!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:49, archived)
# I don't think it was.
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:54, archived)
# No problem
Glad I can be of service!
(I helped save b3ta! theswirly, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:54, archived)
# nice one
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:41, archived)
[challenge entry] If this hasn't bindun I'll rotate an elephant, so let's just get this over with 'cos it's all I've got:
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Get your Dorset here! Three quid!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Naaaaah guvnor
I can get half a Cornwall for £1.28 from that bloke down the road. And he said he would chuck in a channel Island for free!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:13, archived)
# If it's the Polperro half you've been done
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:13, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:14, archived)
# bloody hell, come quick!
there's a bloke in the pub selling East Anglia for 50p!

He's got Swindon and Bradford for a two for one deal too!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:16, archived)
# I'll have East Anglia
He can keep the other two
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Done!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:18, archived)
[challenge entry] DC Comics cash in with their new crisis
I'll put this pearoast here!

(I helped save b3ta! Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:17, archived)
# now, Crisis was an ace comic
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crisis_(comic)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Heroes will Live, Heroes Will Die
God.. I get that, I need to hide my geeky head in shame. I also understand what Grant Morrison's trying to do in Final Crisis more than I understand finance.
(skitster, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)
[challenge entry] dodd'll do it
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:06, archived)
# How seamy I am!! :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:07, archived)
# it's NOT seams
he's obviously backlit
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)
# haha!!
opposing light sources!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Ken Dodd has to be one of the most over rated, and unfunny people this country has produced.
Still, he's better than Catherine Tata, I guess
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Perhaps.
But there's a painting of him in the National Portrait Gallery that's just amazing. It actually made me feel quite affectionate for the guy.

Well worth a look...


Oh: NING, ALL!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:28, archived)
# 'ning E
I might have to check that out....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:30, archived)
# For your viewing pleasure...
www.npg.org.uk/live/search/portrait.asp?LinkID=mp59278&rNo=1&role=sit
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)
# he looks like he's frozen
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Aherm...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)
# I have an equation that predicts the stock market!
dx/dt = -cx + s dW/dt

what a natty gnat! :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)
# that equation predicts that there will be a stock market?
WRONG!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:02, archived)
# that thing goes to zero exponentially fast.
so, no it doesn't predict a stock market in the long run
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)
# okay then
So W, x and s are what then?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)
# *rasberries*
x=some state of the stock market ie it's value
t=time
W=wiener process, some random noise fluctation
c=jolly large positive constant
s= small noise constant

it doesn't reach zero it will sortof fluctuate around zero.
Disclaimer: this doesn't actually describe the stock market. I just made it up.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:09, archived)
# W x and s are not raspberries
...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)
# you edited that in after i did the rasberries.
on purpose i suspect.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:13, archived)
# no
not on purpose

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:17, archived)
# here's a numerical realisation of the equation
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:20, archived)
# :D
learning is fun
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Loves it
Clicks I like, Knarly Gnat!
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Nicked
See popular Viz t-shirt from the 80s for the same joke1 But just as funny second time round!
(Mungo Shuntbox says 'bumtitwilly' when it's, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Well, this is about my entry level I reckon:

*edit* de-ris: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/7658908.stm
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:54, archived)
# has iceland gone broke yet?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:56, archived)
# BRAAAAHHHN FOOD!
I see that cloth-faced bint Coleen Nolan is on the Iceland ads now - she can fuck right off
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Oh is that who that is?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)
# yeah
she's got a column in Woman's Own (or similar)

which just says things like "I really like shoes and shopping, but I don't like blacks or socialists. Did I mention I like shoes?"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:02, archived)
# reading that sounds about as much fun as watching that "loose women" talk show shite....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
fuck that is THE most horrible show on TV ever. FACT! 100% thereof.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)
# hahah yeah, bunch of screeching harpies
Woman's Own has a column written by its readers - called BLOG - the contents of which can usually be summarised in three words

"I am 40"
"I am female"
"Men are shit"
"I love chips"
etc

I've got it in for Woman's Own today
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)
# bwahaha
i like the cut of her jib, she's got spunk......and shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:07, archived)
# I'M IN THE MOOD FOR ICE CREAM,
FROZEN BREAM AND SOME CHICKENNY NUGGETS OH YEAH!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)
# I am going to admit
There is ONE thing I like from Iceland, They do ths Big sized Chicargo Town Pizza's and they are lush and that is the only reason I ever enter one as no other supermarket seam to do them only the small ones :(
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:59, archived)
# "Big-sized?"
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Uh Huh
Yup !
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Meh, I get my party nibbles from there,
they do these finger food things like mini pizzas or an Indian selection that you just shove in the oven for 20 then turn it all out onto the table, they're perfect for parties 'cos once everyone's pissed who gives a fuck about the dodgy ingredients.

Lets face it, if you'll consider a kebab at that point, you'll eat Iceland food! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)
# SCUM
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:09, archived)
# *takes a bow*
And whilst in this position I shall now re-enact the famous scene from the movie! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:13, archived)
# hahahahaha
no....no.....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-wait a sec, is that Danny John-Jules? i fuckin loved you in red dwarf-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*buggered*
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:16, archived)
# hahahahah, it'll always be "Bejams" to me.....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:59, archived)
# or Budgins
:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:03, archived)
# I hadn't realised until recently
That Iceland was Icelandic owned. I thought it was just a pun.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)
# It is!?
So did I...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Wasn't it that joke from someone on b3ta the other week?
Kerry Katona's gone bankrupt, so "That's why mum works at Iceland" :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:06, archived)
# I hope they keep track of her fag breaks
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:09, archived)
# She's gone bankrupt!?
How the hell does a celeb who eats at Iceland manage that!? Too many faaaaags?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)
[challenge entry] piece of piss
(Knutsack, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:48, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:49, archived)
# *phones HBOS*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:50, archived)
# is that actually prof uc?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:51, archived)
# yup
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:54, archived)
# in all honesty?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:54, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:55, archived)
# nice tie.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:56, archived)
# thanks... I washed my hair...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)
# which one?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)
# both of them...
sometimes I put shampoo in my beards and it all foams up and goes up my nose and tingles... those are the good times.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Ahhhh . . . .
*remenisces* I remember shampoo . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:09, archived)
# uh-oh, we're in trouble
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)
# ha ha ha
they were good

:@)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:14, archived)
# my hair is over a foot long.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)
# my hair used to be 2 foot long
fact!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:18, archived)
# If True
Im glad my load was approved yesterday :D
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:53, archived)
# I do not approve of your load
not one bit.

'Ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:54, archived)
# who approved your load?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:55, archived)
# a trucker
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Long Distance Clara?
(she goes all the way!)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Never trust a man with a bow tie
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:55, archived)
# HEY
I mostly only wear it when I'm naked
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:56, archived)
# Especially when it's all they wear
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:59, archived)
# aw man
I thought it was dignified... it accentuates physical stature
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:03, archived)
# HMMPH!
I am currently wearing a natty pink and electric blue bow tie whic goes rather well with my navy blue patterned shirt!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:07, archived)
# :D
you silly sausage... although I think I'm right... I think (doubtless I'm not)

(I wish I'd listened harder in Economics)

if I am right then, in essence, the bank will be paying you to borrow the money... which is what makes me unsure of myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)
# oh hi darling
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 9:51, archived)

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