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# Happy 100th Birthday to the London Transport Roundel

cfb
(Q-Target, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Damn right
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Hello hello hello...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:31, archived)
# pfft
haven't you heard?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:32, archived)
# heard what?
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)
# He Has Risen.
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:36, archived)
# A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word

/family guy
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Summat from the news that's not financial doom...


originally...

EDIT God that's poorly shopped. I thought by cropping it down a bit it might have concealed my nightmare hacking but nooo...

Ah well...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Nice ass
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Hahaha
'Donkeys are very companionable and just love being with people,' said Jackie Ferrier, 42,

I love life :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:26, archived)
# As well as munching on fruit they love French toast.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)
# I now have a weird mash of Smug bastard and a donkey in my head
eating breakfast, being smug
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Good
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:54, archived)
# This reminds me
I photographed an Isle of Horses

it wasn't situated west of Alda Animals though.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:27, archived)
# I think you should photoshop that in map form...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:51, archived)
# It's already bindun

I forgot whodunnit, but it was one of the awesomest things on here in years as far as I'm concerned
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Huuuuuraay!
Al hail the donkey!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Hahaha
I want a house donkey!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:35, archived)
# I LOVE ASSES
would have been the better headline
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:36, archived)
# and I cannot lie
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:42, archived)
# i meant in the paper
not your post which is most woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Haha overly kind...
stretching the joke/technique balance to its limit methinks...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)
# It doesn't look like he's heard
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:27, archived)
#
e
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)
# ooh nice;y
if a little gruesome
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Yeah
(Cybernetics luls, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)
# yeah
'noon all.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)
# 'ningles Mr. Fluffy.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)
# hello thar
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)
# noonles mr horrible
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:19, archived)
# hullo sexy
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Text on a Background, LOL.
Not worth a new thread.

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Would.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Has anyone else noticed how his arms look unnaturally long?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)
# well it's not a natural thing:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Well you'd have thought with pioneering surgery they'd have gone to the
trouble of measuring the arms first.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Yes but that's coz when it all healed he'll be fighting crime as
SUPER LONG REACHY MAAAAAAAN!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Could be a side effect
of having someone elses arms stiched onto your stumps, perhaps???
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Holy Shitting Cuttlefish™!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:49, archived)
# I'm glad it's lunch time.
So I can go hide in the bunker.

Anyone care to join me? Tea and biccies?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)
# I still have wine tounge and lips, so it'll taste a bit poo.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Best way to bolster the nation


and you could charge for tickets - profits go towards the economy.
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)
# I'd pay for a ticket to this
I'd spend lots of my rapidly devaluing pounds for a ticket.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:14, archived)
# that will be
1,000,000,000,000,000,000 pounds.
(waxdart hello., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Pounds don't exist anymore...
The new national currency is the quatloo.
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Pffft.
This time next week, you wont be able to buy an apple for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)
# i for one long for hyperinflation.
Get the mortgage paid off quick!
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:23, archived)
# He should have gone for the next model up...

Only £250 extra!
(Virulent, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)
# *orders*
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)
# *disorders*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)
# what kind of penis do you have?!
omg...:-0
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Was thinking the same.
Also, why does a man getting a new arm inspire so many wank jokes?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:10, archived)
# It's got something to do with 'the stranger'
sitting on your hand to get it numb, and wank...
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:14, archived)
# That sorta makes sense ackchewally...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Because
Were all a bunch of w*nkers
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:14, archived)
# It'll never compete with George Alagiah
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Can I be on top tonight Alistair darling?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Gah!
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Ugh!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:01, archived)
# POKOCHA TEN STYL!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)
# doin' it right now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)
# hahaha
I love Alistair's face there!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)
# HAHAH!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)
# hahahahah! I was so waiting for that to be 'shopped :D
and now, I shall go get some lunch....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:04, archived)
# WASPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorriblllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllle!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:23, archived)
# ugh
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Ewww
OK I have to ask....Is Men's Health a gay mag? I have never really understood which slice of the demographic reads it, and every time you see a cover it usually has some buffed chap in a speedo...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:04, archived)
# I don't think it's either.
I think it's for chaps who are into being healthy/fit/buff.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)
# i don't think it is directly
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:08, archived)
# I gues the whole "Mens Lifestyle" format is a tricky one to walk
I always imagine health and sports types wanting something either A: more "Sporty" or B: more scientific...

not just arty pictures of ripped gents.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Deep down, men are generally quite shallow.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)
# :)
Damn those deep and meaningful women...they beat us everytime..
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)
# I know I am
you pretty little thing
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)
# *flutters eyelashes*
Lawks, Sir! You do know how to charm a girl an no mistake!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:19, archived)
# I bet you like the taste of strawberries don't you!
I have a whole punnet of strawberries up in my room...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)
# No but after a gallon of scrumpy I'll suck you off better than your mum can
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:23, archived)
# I did thumb thru a straight mates supposed body building mag once,
and it was SOOOO gay it couldn't possibly have been accidental.

Unfortunately I can't now recall the title but I've never seen so many ads for pouches and thongs...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)
[challenge entry] ...diversify to accumulate... or something
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)
# + Barry's Knives and Clifftop Emporium
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)
# I got bored and made a silly:

what they lack in timing they make up for with enthusiasm
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:49, archived)
# boing boing boing boing
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:50, archived)
# could watch that all day
*does just that*
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:50, archived)
# *Boing* *Boing* *Boing*
*Click* *Click* *Click*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Bouncing baby bears burp best behatted.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)
# This makes me smile.

In other news: HELLO EVERYONE!
's been a week or three.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)
# hello my leetle dutch pumpkin
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Helllo Meds
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Hello!
:-) welcome back!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Where you been hiding?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)
# costa rica
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Nawty medi! you have a responsiblity to attend /board meetings everyday.
a b3ta membership is not just for christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Yay!
Got lots of pictures?

I've just been showing the Great Architect around the zoo with Mrs Architect
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)
# hell yes ;)
lots of animals over there

Nice one! I hope the lions get a better housing now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)
# *rushes in*
HELLO

\o

*rushes out again*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:15, archived)
# *waves*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)
# bouncy bears
meanwhile, in Fucking Science?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:56, archived)
#
fucking science!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)
# 2 girls + 1 cup =
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)
# i've met the author. who i would like to shag.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)
# let's science!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)
# *sciences roughly from behind*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)
# OMG, WZ u alien? LOL, PuT A dONk on iT!!!11!!
And it makes me sad that the most powerful radio telecsope they can do it on is a 45 year old rapidly failing ex Communist rusting hulk in the arse end of the Ukraine...Go British science...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)
# I like the way that the pictures get converted into binary
which is "essentially" a stream of 1's and 0's

it's nice to know that the fucking population of the galaxy has representatives of the JPEG committee in their locales...
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Jpgs are from Mars
Bitmaps from Uranus
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)
# LOL heLLo ALienz YOUR ALL GAY LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)
# YU ALIENZ IS ALL LIEBARRELS AND U IS COMIN TO AMERIKCA AND TAKIN OUR JOBS
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)
# so when is Rob going to put all the icon donation money into building/buying an intergalactic transmitter dish so we can send CDCs to alien lifeforms?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)
# I think you'll find The Wrong Door has beat you to it
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:01, archived)
# shame, that show was too hit and miss (with slightly more miss than hit....)
perhaps I expected way too much from it :(
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)
# My feeling is great idea, well executed,
just needs better writing.

It's just not funny enough to have weird shit happening, some of it needs to have a point and actual jokes.

The unknowingly sexually offensive aliens for instance were comedy gold!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:10, archived)
# that is exactly it....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:48, archived)
# we should make a huge CDC rocket!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Lightning quick cane throwing LOVE IT :)
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Haha!
I could easily have kept the cane in one hand, but it's sorta trad not to!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Woo for ursoid enthusiasm!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Quick and lazy, but it gets the point across...
(plkrtn, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:46, archived)
# SEAMS!
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:46, archived)
# WHERE?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:50, archived)
# *points*
THERE!
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)
# WHERE ON THE STAIR?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:52, archived)
# RIGHT THERE!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)
# A LITTLE SEAM WITH FROGS ON? WELL I DECLARE!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Pah.
Cricket's a stupid game anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Yes
Their legs always fall off.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Fucking weak-hipped cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)
# I can't be the only one who's slightly worried by this...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Tom Seleck's looking well.
Etc
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Hahaha
Cyberdyne, ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:47, archived)
# hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Were being flooded
by an "ARM"y of pictures of this guy.
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Wristicly speaking, we're not.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:49, archived)
# you have your finger on the situation
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)
# So
I think its time to give these puns the elbow !?
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:54, archived)
# I think you should knuckle down to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Don't try to palm me off.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:54, archived)
# It would seam
That you are ARM'D with puns !
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:56, archived)
# *ding!*
Repetition
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Looks
Almost like he has one of those flesh lights on his arm.
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Loans till payday?

(Virulent, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)
# He won't get much for that battered old case!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Oh, my Darling...

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Would more dead hookers perk up the economy?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:48, archived)
# how much did you pay her for the tag?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:49, archived)
# pay? "Rohypnol discount" I would imagine
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:52, archived)
# from jml?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)
# a biro, a pin
and a pint of chloroform
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)
# ooooh, going up market, huh? :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:01, archived)
[challenge entry] B3ta has finally broken what I have left of my soul:
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)
# I actually see that the other day
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)
# is absorbed cos it been a dog?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Que?
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Ask kebab - he started it.
*hangs head and looks at shoes*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:47, archived)
# HEY KEBAB!
what does he mean??

*waits*
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:49, archived)
# nooooooooo i didn't start it. I popularised it
www.b3ta.com/board/8805071
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Ahh
www.b3ta.com/board/8805000
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:23, archived)
[challenge entry] apples and pears, avin a barclays
(Knutsack, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)
# a good hard bank
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Didn't Barclays fund Mugabe, or something?
I remember at my very leftie uni there was this huge list of brands you weren't 'suppossed' to use because of dodgy dealings
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:46, archived)
# unless it was reported in the Sunday sport
i wouldn't know
(Knutsack, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:49, archived)
# They have branches all over Africa
When I was tiny, the problem was that they weren't boycottin Sout' Afrike.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:49, archived)
# I wonder how many of these lefty students
are living off daddies cash and go straight into a job at the city
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Probably about the same number
that spout tired, overused stereotypes at every opportunity.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:57, archived)
# so 1 in 6?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)
#

filename ftw
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Quick! Fend it off with an alan key!!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:36, archived)
# How about a keith pick?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Fuck him.
He's a cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Mong table?
'nings!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:38, archived)
# and ning to you!
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:44, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Dribbling table
every house should have one...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)
# houses would be quite slippery then
so - yes, every house should have one
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)
# would offset my twitching armchair and my
spasmodic bookcase
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)
# OH FUCKING FUCK!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)
# tits
(I helped save b3ta! octopus footwear raaa, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Phoar!
WOULD!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Wahay!
Nice one Mr Boot.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Why does that like a young David Icke?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)
# because he's nice?
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:35, archived)
# I was behind he once in an ATM queue.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)
# I bet you were
I bet you were!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Yeah
His wad was bigger than mine:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:38, archived)
# why won't you reptilians leave him alone
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)
#
nice sexy
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)
# I once attended a conference during which I met a chap who was a great follower of his...
The conversation I had with him in the bar rates as one of the oddest things I have ever heard in my life.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:47, archived)
# SENNACOT Xtra
for quick relief from constipation.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)
[challenge entry] A Solution to rising food costs...
(Virulent, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:25, archived)
# But
When they finish the Horse meat would he shoot the dog ?
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)
# yes
then his kids then his wife then he'll slowly start to eat him self.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)
# If he could eat himself...
why did he bother to get a wife?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Vive la viande chevaline
\\o/


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)
# this seems like a pretty armless bandwaggon
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Oh Dear !
...
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:35, archived)
# looks delicious
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)
# All we hear is . . .






(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:24, archived)
# ha ha ha
very good

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:26, archived)
# *checks friends activity to see if he clicked*
EDIT: Bah! YAY! Arf!

C];0p


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:28, archived)
# :S
www.b3ta.com/board/8817931
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)
# I prefer fat bottomed girls
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-D99n9f3vU4
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)
# so does everyone else apparently . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)
# what, like Rick Astley?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:36, archived)
# haHA!
the post and the link are different!

god im so clever at rickrolling ahahhahah!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)
# *gleeeeeeeeeee*
It was worth spending an hour on this nonsense to get a sock repost! C]:0D


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:39, archived)
[challenge entry] HMM


Click for bigger (219KB)
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Yo Fool!
I ain't puttin in no PIN !
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:22, archived)
# haha you crazy fo'!!
i don't think BA ever said 'i pity the fool'
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:23, archived)
# it's a rocky quote
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:25, archived)
# I don't hate him
I pity the fool!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:26, archived)
# and BA wasn't in rocky.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Rocky 3
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)
# crikey Im being pedantic and all i get is more pedantry!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Mr. T was
and Mr. T pretends to be BA when he's being paid to be in the A Team.

Hence the potential for confusion.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)
# HAHAHA!! i love that pretends to be...
not high on acting talent then...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)
# I don't really get how actors are elevated to teh highest status in society...
they pretend for a living... they play at portraying things which happen to real people.

...some of them are sexy, are we collectively seem to place a lot of importance on this; but still...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)
# you should watch the Rocky films
they're good...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Rocky!
AAAAAAaaaaaaaddddddddrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiannnnnnnnn !
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)

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