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# AM I CONNORS YET?
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(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:06, archived)
# let's see..............
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Stop!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:10, archived)
# its like the playbus
but every stop is the beard stop.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Scary.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:43, archived)
# In the hood . . . with the brotherhood !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:12, archived)
# i must be pretty good
i have like 225 followers on tumblr
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:25, archived)
# they're all me under different accounts
what's tumblr?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:37, archived)
# some kind of service for people who wish to follow me
as a god or prophet presumably.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:42, archived)
# I only have two
one of which is you.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:42, archived)
# I assumed tumblr
was a social networking site for locksmiths.
I choose to continue to believe this.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 18:09, archived)
# no, no
that's keybo.com. this is for those who wish to network among the trampolining community.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 18:15, archived)
# nice
egg in a hoodie
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:37, archived)
# No.
But then again very few are.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 18:09, archived)
# It's finished! It's finished!
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:02, archived)
# That is a very pleasing thing.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:07, archived)
# :D
yaaa! can you make me one please!
(jlkgjsfhoj, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:09, archived)
# that is ace
i want one, please
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:10, archived)
# *yays*
Only one?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:10, archived)
# my dog wants to rip it to shreds...
...can he have it?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Its ultimate destiny is a Chinese lady
who will no doubt scrutinize every aspect of it on historical accuracy.
So that's basically the same thing!
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:32, archived)
# send her to me...
...i know how to handle the chinese ladies... (it may involve sex).
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Fantastic, how long did it take?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:11, archived)
# About a week :)
Started last saturday, added the final bits and bobs this afternoon.
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Turn him over
So we can see his bits and bobs!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Might post some detail pix on my flickr later :)
Family business to attend now.
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:37, archived)
# That's what he said:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:45, archived)
# can you make me
a homosexual ?
(doogle i've got maddy, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:18, archived)
# done.
.
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:22, archived)
# very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:36, archived)
# remove antlers + gray scale = Falcor the Luck Dragon!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 1 Nov 2008, 19:25, archived)
# BAPPACHUNG!!!...ME BAD!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Hail yeah . . . the gangs all hear !
Pop'em and drop'em !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Wow, we're really pulling out all the stops tonight
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:18, archived)
# would you care to elaborate on that?...
...(i have thick skin).
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:38, archived)
# It could have been worse!

(fat bloke, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Text On A Peado
(jlkgjsfhoj, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:13, archived)
# palin's pussy
(doogle i've got maddy, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Whatever you've done to this photo
is too subtle for me to spot.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Nabbed it from a 2006 gallery on wordpress
therefore it is all of the win :|
(I helped save b3ta! Tikoloshe, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 16:44, archived)
# are you saying, this is unshopped?...
...'fail' parade will soon follow.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Is that
My Chemical Romance's next album?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:06, archived)
# I don't know
why should we be keeping track of your chemical romance? surely that would be your responsibility.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:08, archived)
# When there's too much romance with chemicals
it gets very hard to keep track of anything, let alone albums. What else explains the 70s?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:19, archived)
# LIAF!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:10, archived)
# pussy's palin
(jlkgjsfhoj, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Yeah yeah you found the original:p
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:33, archived)
# yeah
wasn't too dificult. it's the first result on google image for 'michael palin cat'
(jlkgjsfhoj, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Ah the first Python to run for president.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:46, archived)
# you did all the work for him...
...now he'll steal this image and post it on another board.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:40, archived)
# oh yeah
didn't think of that. edited it now, that'll fuck him up!
(jlkgjsfhoj, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:51, archived)
# HAA HAA...
...fucked him up.... (he'll post it anyway!)... haa haa... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:56, archived)
# Whatever you've done to this photo

is too subtle for me to spot.
(empty head, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 18:53, archived)
# Whatever you've done to this post
is too subtle for me to spot.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 19:44, archived)
# 'Nother rainy day sketch dump

I promise I'll hold off for a while after this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Sat 1 Nov 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Dump
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Sat 1 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Woo!
Hahaha there's a film on Sky called, 'Fanny by Gaslight.'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)
# I believe it is a period drama
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 18:12, archived)
# a rainy day painting...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Say hello to Bob


An old character my friend drew many years ago on the left, my updated version of him on the right.

(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Hello Bob
He was a lot shorter before
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Hello to bob
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 16:25, archived)
[challenge entry] SPEECH!... SPEECH!...............(u so intellajint)...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Anyone else amazed by McCain leafleter Ashley Todd
who carved the letter B into her cheek backwards and claimed she was mugged by a Barack supporter?
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Sat 1 Nov 2008, 16:20, archived)
# And it's backwards, possibly because she did it while looking in a mirror!
(thanks, young turks)

edit: well, it's possible that she has mental problems, so that's a shame.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 16:27, archived)
# no no.
You see, the B was backwards for added realism, because that's how an illiterate black Democrat would do it!
(spazdor, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 23:27, archived)
# A dyslexic supported by the sound of it!
linkylinky?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 16:27, archived)
#
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Li2u10aOWAA
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)
# peter griffin has lost weight
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 16:48, archived)
# What worries me is that they think she's mentally disturbed with prior mental problems
but put her in jail. THat's not the place for her!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:14, archived)
# 2nd of 3 photos is injury
Ashley todd Hoax
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Sat 1 Nov 2008, 16:36, archived)
# haha
what a mentalist. pretty desperate attempt at a smear.
(jlkgjsfhoj, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Nice beard
;)
(thick as a brick I think a no, I mean a yes, but it's all wrong, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 16:21, archived)
# love your name!...
...:D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 18:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Erm, something about politics?
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Hahaha
winnah. That'll make the Mail for sure:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 16:03, archived)
# this really happened...
...!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 16:05, archived)
# that is what happens when kinky games go wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 16:08, archived)
# You say it's gone wrong,
but why does it feel so right.

Oh help me mommy!
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Sat 1 Nov 2008, 16:10, archived)
# This.
Is.
Ace.
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 16:34, archived)
# i'm far from ok.
woo for you?!
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Hey folks!

Rainy day drawings
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Num num.
(muckluks notsureyet, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:32, archived)
# I will eat it
to save us all

apart from you
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:35, archived)
# 'Every moment I live is agony. Blargghhhh!'
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:38, archived)
# hahaha, i love that bit
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:45, archived)
# You've just got a (chocolate) chip on your shoulder
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:42, archived)
# that pun was creaminal
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Is his favourite band Milli Vanilla?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:46, archived)
# No, Vanilla Ice.
Duh!
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:47, archived)
# You should go a wafer a while.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Don't get sorbet at me.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:48, archived)
# He has a bad temper.
It is the same with all Neapolitans!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:53, archived)
# How Dairy you!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:54, archived)
# these puns are getting conevoluted.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:57, archived)
# He'll calm down by sundae
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:55, archived)
# I think he's half baked, alaska psychiatrist
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Freezey does it,
that one was milking it a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Sat 1 Nov 2008, 16:00, archived)
# I know it was a bit cornish

(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 16:05, archived)
# I SCREAM
I SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:46, archived)
# ACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:47, archived)
# BOYEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Yays
Ah nought like a freshly re'mowed noggin.
RG's stupid question of the day: Guy comes into the hairdresser's and asks, 'Do you do haircuts?'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Maybe he thought they were an old-fashioned surgical barbers
"I went in to ask for a trim and he lopped me arms offs! Oh, how we laughed."
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Yes but they still cut hair:P
It would be much more impressive in he walked into the hairdressers with his arm in a LIDL's carrier bag and asked for a hair cut.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Best to be sure
I once got my hair cut very badly in what I think was actually a brothel.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:53, archived)
# I'm talking head hair
In a related whine; has anyone noticed that UKTV Gold has changed it's bame to G.O.L.D.?
Firstly 'gee oh el dee' is a lot longer to day than 'gold' and G.O.L.D. is meant to mean Go Laugh Daily! That's G.L.D. in my books!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:55, archived)
# If they were going to have an acronym replacement
it would be better to start fresh.

"C.R.A.P. - Constant Reruns, Adverts and Previews"
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Sat 1 Nov 2008, 16:09, archived)
# *applaudes lack of conjunction used in acronym*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Acronyms are a serious business,
as are most other -nyms.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Sat 1 Nov 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Yeah you don't dis' the nyms!!!
*looks scornfullty at the U.S.*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 16:26, archived)
# A guy in the supermarket today was insisting that the staff tell him the football scores.
They did try to tell him "we don't do that", but he wasn't listening.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Hahaha
I remember being in ASDA in Southampton in the mid-ninties and The Saints had a freak 6-1 victory against Man U.
Croaky voice breaking voices dubilantly shouts the result over the intercom and 20 seconds later another announcement, 'Could Kevin please come to the manager's office.'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 16:01, archived)
# good pen work
nicely hummused.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:51, archived)
# ta muchly,
Though I think hummus-flavoured ice cream is a bad idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Gutted.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:55, archived)
# i will serve him softly...
...since his head is in a swirl.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 16:00, archived)
# good old-fashioned family entertainment time
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:29, archived)
# aww
this did not get the attention it deserves
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 18:08, archived)
# Would you?
(jlkgjsfhoj, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:10, archived)
# I like the leggy models.
(muckluks notsureyet, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Beadle?
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:30, archived)
# You put your left leg in...
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:47, archived)
# ILYT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Nice dog
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:22, archived)
# GR&
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:40, archived)
#
In 1987, Yorke and his girlfriend were involved in a picnic. He was unharmed, but his girlfriend suffered from bee stings. This brought on Yorke's phobia of bees, which he later wrote about in Radiohead songs such as "Swatter", "Killer Bees", "Stupid Bee", and his solo track "The Buzzz".
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:22, archived)
# You have to admit though
Karma Bees is a great song.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:39, archived)
# I wonder if Thom Yorke and Lars Ulrich have ever met socially
due to music connections, and had a chat about filesharing. Or perhaps a fistfight.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:44, archived)
# A drunken punch-up, possibly.

ALSO: www.bash.org/?197845
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:46, archived)
# You've made Lars look like Michael Schumacher.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 16:36, archived)
# F1
i thought that was michael schumacher
(Mr Chicken, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:57, archived)
# Probably.
Lars is showbiz pals with Noel Gallagher so anything is possible.

It's lonely being top rock stars. They probably have a group where they can all support each other and discuss how hard it is to put up with the groupies etc.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 16:38, archived)
# VECTOR
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:37, archived)
# SHIRLEY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 1 Nov 2008, 16:13, archived)
# SCALAR
(what game are we playing?)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:42, archived)
# he's lovely
really
(evil_twin, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Phuc Hue Tu
(muckluks notsureyet, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:05, archived)
# I feel better ,now.
(muckluks notsureyet, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:05, archived)
# as i was saying previously
use the edit tab under your pic', there's a drop down box, normal post, challenge entry etc.
edit/ being a bit quick on the old delete button causes cancer in pygmy hippos.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Thanks. That would have been much faster.
(muckluks notsureyet, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Herpes.


CLICK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Yes, you are.
I especially like the attached photo.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:29, archived)
# cat is not herpes, dog is herpes!
if it's good, it will he(a)el
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Snakes are herpes, I think.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:30, archived)
# i think all this talk of herpes is sexist
you never hear anybody talking about hispes, do you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:32, archived)
# hello
I am going to be up your way this afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Ooh-er
and indeed, swit-swoo
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)
# COR!
*enhurgles*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:44, archived)
# *enjoys*
You all good sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:45, archived)
# I am alive
and not at w*rk today! How be thee?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Not too bad!
Though feeling a wee bit odd and odd about it.

I saw a pretty mental ex last night that I've not seen for about 5 years, after about 3 years of ongoing shit. He wanted to shake my hand o_0
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:48, archived)
# poke him with a spoon
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:52, archived)
# which end?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:54, archived)
# I murdered him and hid his body in the local pond
He'll be happier there
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Yays the new kids toy
Herpes the cat!

EDIT: I always liked the pets' names in Billy and Mandy.
Milkshake the Cat and Saliva the Dog.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:30, archived)
# i only watch that show because of mandy
i would have loved a role model like her as a young girl
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Mandy rocks!
/I'm Dracula. I scrape, then lick! blog:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:45, archived)
# heheh
jeff makes me laugh, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)
# My fave is Fred Fredburger.
It's spelt F as in Fred Fredburger, R as in Red Fredburger, E as in Ed Fredbuger...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Kitten thinks of nothing but murder all day
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Woah, nice cat :)
TJ: Is there an easy way to change a letter to a number (a=1, b=2 etc.) in Open Office/Excel? I can't for the life of me remember how.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Find and replace command?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Aah, I need to do it with formulae.
I'm writing something to decode things for me (so I just want to have to paste in the coded text at one end).
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Ah, yes I suspected as much
But thought I'd say anyway just incase it wasn't something that had occured to you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Haha thanks :)
It doesn't matter much. I'll probably just give up. I ought to be working now anyway ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:54, archived)
# BACON CAT
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)
# At least it's happy murder.
Sad murder is sad.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:52, archived)
# :)
Bowie cat
(I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:04, archived)
# yayaya
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:23, archived)
# you could at least cook the bacon...
...you savage!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 16:04, archived)
[challenge entry] I always found it suspicious how she came into the limelight so quickly!

*shuffles off to his cage to get his funny pills*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)
#
pffft
(I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Thank you one person:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:48, archived)
# ahh good
you got your name back
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Also a lot funnier in my head
I was on the train the other day and noticed that the 'lifehammer' (used to smash the windows in the event of an emergency) was itself behind a glass window.

What if you weren't strong enough to smash that either?

Hence this:

Click for bigger (83KB)


Click for bigger (83KB)
(I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:16, archived)
# patent applied for
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
win
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)
# if i had a hammer
i'd use it to club another passenger, then throw them through the window.
much easier than all that messing around.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:23, archived)
# If I had a hammer, I would hammer in the morning.
Also, the evening, and maybe, all over this town.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)
# STOP
Hammertime
(I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:26, archived)
# HALT
Hammerzeit
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:10, archived)
# i would hammer at 3 a.m
just to piss off my neighbour who likes to watch war films really loudly at silly o'clock
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:28, archived)
# I'm not sure where I was going with this, but I like it


(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:11, archived)
# I am afraid I am RIS on this :(
Right, I am off. See you all in a bit :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:13, archived)
# It was just a rip on some classic magician posters
e.g. www.magicgallery.com/Thur%201910%20Portrait.htm

Obama would have probably been a better one to do.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:14, archived)
# LOL HES CHIPS
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:16, archived)
# As always, it was much funnier in my head.


But hey, I got a new font out of it, and learnt how to install them :D

I feel I may turn this into a series, just to annoy you all ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 13:56, archived)
# does he beat women, just like the real one?
it is good, needs some work on it though
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Pfft.
I actually, whilst searching for the sourch pics, found this video :D

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=QIUAT5uNI44
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 13:59, archived)
# he is a twat
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:04, archived)
# You're not wrong :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:04, archived)
# that's why i like rich hall's fishing show
mike wilmot "shot" mccririck.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
That was aces :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:07, archived)
# i loved it when they got paul daniels
but they should have got his chinless wonder of a wife, too.
debbie mcgee and gail platt - separated at birth?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:10, archived)
# I know where he lives if you want to do it yourself
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:11, archived)
# that is soooo tempting
but i have terrible depth perception, there's a good change that i might bag an innocent passerby.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:15, archived)
# There are no innocents
Everyone's guilty of *something*, even if it's of being too boring to be guilty of anything.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:17, archived)
# this is true
time for a cull
*digs out 12-bore*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)
# here you are, the main batch of photos. Have a look, just going to sort them out, as flickr has done its usual gayness
www.flickr.com/photos/lord_otterby/sets/72157608556267088/
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Bookmarked as I have to go and
walk the dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:07, archived)
# an irritating little insect?
sounds about right.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Awww!
That's not fair, Jiminy was lovely :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:01, archived)
# he was a goody-goody
more interested in getting his fucking gold badge than anything else
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:05, archived)
# You're just jealous of his mad singing skills!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:07, archived)
# ahem
Lathom karaoke champion, 2 years running.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:09, archived)
# That is may as well be,
but were you in a Disney film? No, I didn't think so ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:11, archived)
# no
but i used to be a dead ringer for ursula ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:14, archived)
# have a seamhorse wallpaper as my token of gratitude


Click for 1024x768 wallpaper (136KB)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Wonderful!

See, my lack of talent is obviously benefitting people! If I lacked seams, you wouldn't have been able to post this :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:00, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:01, archived)
# At least someone liked it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:02, archived)
# i made me chuckle
i have the full disney fonts set somewhere if you want them.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:03, archived)
# It's ok,
I downloaded them for this :D

Cheers though :D And again, thanks for the Bad Manners cover :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:06, archived)
# my pleasure
as i'm being helpful some more handy fonts here, not disney.
www.typenow.net/themed.htm
agian woo! to the kind soul that orig' posted the link
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Oh Aces!
*bookmarked*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Cool link, thanks.
I often use dafont.com which is pretty good.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:12, archived)
# same here
this one's nice because it's easy to see what you're after, bit limited but handy none the less.
i've often thought it'd be good if we had a resources type page somewhere, lots of dead useful, tried and tested links get posted on here, you've just got to be lucky to spot them and i really do love horses.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Hahaha
Series!
Do it!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Your wish is my command :D
I already have an idea for a second ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:06, archived)

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