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#
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:28, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:28, archived)
# You enjoying these then?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:31, archived)
# LEAVE JAKE ALONE etc...
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
If only he wasn't in the right pose....
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Jake really is a cute doggie dog, we mean no harm :)
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:41, archived)
# I do ;)
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:41, archived)
# LEAVE JAKE ALONE etc...
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:43, archived)
# He's a lully wee thing
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:44, archived)
# he is, isnt he
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:45, archived)
# THAT IS A LOVELY FUCKING DOG
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:46, archived)
# SERIOUSLY, THAT IS A FUCKING COOL DOG
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:47, archived)
# HES FRESH ISNT HE
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:47, archived)
# ITS A REALLY NICE LOOKING DOG
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:48, archived)
# HE IS MY BABY
well not in the literal sense, but hes loverly
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:49, archived)
# HE FUCKING LOOKS IT
BE EXCELLENT TO THIS DOG OR I WILL FIND YOU BECAUSE ITS AN AWESOME LOOKING DOG
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:49, archived)
# YOU ARE NOT HAVING HIM
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:55, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I heard his mum was a right bitch!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:50, archived)
# Hahahah oh dear
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:28, archived)
# SERIOUS FRESH
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:28, archived)
# this is all getting a bit silly!
i love it
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:28, archived)
# haha this^
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:29, archived)
# Damn I was going to bed but you made me pfft!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:29, archived)
# hahaha
too true
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:29, archived)
# GUINAN, ENGAGE!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:35, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:36, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahah
Winnar!!!!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:36, archived)
# fresh mutha ftw
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
This registers a million on the win scale!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:42, archived)
# FUNTASTIC PAPER
that´s what she says!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:43, archived)
# Are we doing this again?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:46, archived)
# I fucking well hope so
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:46, archived)
# Good good
Nothing wrong with a bandwagon if it makes people smile
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:51, archived)
# Bindun?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:27, archived)
# I don't get it.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:27, archived)
# I
don't want to hear about your sex life
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:28, archived)
# Hurrrp duuurp.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:29, archived)
# TO BEL AIR
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:28, archived)
# lots of times
but not recently :)
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Aww shucks, I thought I was onto a winner there :(
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:38, archived)
# I could be wrong
I usually am
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:41, archived)
# Well I'm off to bed but I will leave you with a Celtic Design I made
I'm thinking I might go to a bespoke jewelers to have it made into a pendant but I've no idea how much that would cost



It's a Celtic Knot BTW supposely denotes the endless cyclic path of life and death.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:20, archived)
# It should be red if it's a cycle path,
but I like it anyway.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:22, archived)
# lulz
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Well isnt that lovely!
Night lady!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Its good
but its not FRESH
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Your mission should you choose to accept it is to
make it "fresh" this reply will self-destruct in 10 seconds
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:23, archived)
# 9 seconds
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# 8 seconds
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# 7 seconds
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# 6 seconds
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# 5 seconds
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# 4 seconds
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# 3 seconds
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:25, archived)
# 2 seconds
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:25, archived)
# Bum
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:25, archived)
# 1 seconds
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:25, archived)
# err sorry the fuse must be wet
night night ;)
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:26, archived)
# OK
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Prince of Bell End
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:26, archived)
# hehs
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:27, archived)
# hahahah
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:29, archived)
# You do know
That it says not to steal his pic on his profile?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Oh noes!
*fears the websheriff*
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Well fair enough if people nicked it and 'shopped it before I put that there,
but I shouldn't have to live in fear of having my edited mug plastered across the internet.
I put up that message in the hopes that people would stop and move on, but obviously not :/

I shouldn't need to get rid of it.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:37, archived)
# are you his mum?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:34, archived)
# No!
I am!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:38, archived)
# Gay lover, actually.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:39, archived)
# ^This
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:40, archived)
# PREMATURE EJACULATION
dammit, i was too late... ironic
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:25, archived)
# i don't think throwing stars are legal

even if made by a bespoke jeweler
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:24, archived)
# That's real purdy. I like the middle one best.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:25, archived)
# very nice
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:25, archived)
# It looks like it would make a nice pattern for a branding iron . . .
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:25, archived)
# funky
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:38, archived)
# LET THE BANDWAGON ROLL!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:07, archived)
# The first rule of Fresh Club
is off to BelAir!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:08, archived)
# :D
How do Missy?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Heyho Crimson Raw Fish
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:09, archived)
# The second rule of Fresh Club
is off to BelAir!

Edit: this is my only fresh b3ta.com/board/8942896
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:09, archived)
# NO!

EDIT: i mean yes!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:10, archived)
#
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:12, archived)
# that's not the best depth of field fakery I've seen
nice giant capybara though
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Haha, the origional was shopped by Pedro Hin
I just addded the toap
He also defaced my dog tho :(
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:16, archived)
# i didn't deface your dog
he got turned into a draq queen :D
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:18, archived)
# >:(
DEFACED!

ITS NOT HIS FAULT HE HAS NO TESTICLES
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:19, archived)
# now now now i had nothin' to do with the testicle thing.
he just said he wanted to get in touch with his feminine side
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:22, archived)
# :( My poor baby :(
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:27, archived)
# I don't get it
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:11, archived)
# have you tried dating sites?

maybe believe in yourself a little more

buy some cologne and go for it
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:15, archived)
# And get advice from Kebab.
Whatever he says, do the opposite!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:16, archived)
# mainly, I try touching ladies' bottoms in Chinese restaurants
that, and indecent exposure
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:17, archived)
# i can't see where the problem is then?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:26, archived)
# fArEEESH
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:12, archived)
#
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:12, archived)
# fresh
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:16, archived)
#
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:13, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Brilliant!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Hahah fresh!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Hurrah!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:15, archived)
# AHHHHHHHHHAhah!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:16, archived)
#
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:22, archived)
#
[]
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Hypnoticia
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:08, archived)
# This reminds me of the 'The Fountain' website screensavers.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:09, archived)
# whoaaaaa
:)
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Mind molt in molt mind . . . .
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:16, archived)
# That's rather good
Does it come in any other colours?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:17, archived)
# my eyes!
noice
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:24, archived)
#
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:58, archived)
# I agree strongly
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:59, archived)
# CHICAGO JONES VS. THE RZA
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:02, archived)
# KEEP AWAY FROM ME
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Introducing, the Ghostface Kiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllllllllerrrrrrrrrrrr!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:05, archived)
# I saw a ghost last night.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:07, archived)
# THE DEBBLE!?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:09, archived)
# No, but I really do think I saw one :P
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:10, archived)
# CHICAGO JONES, TEMPLE A GHOULIES
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:13, archived)
# Indeed!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:15, archived)
# I'LL BRIE BACK
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:00, archived)
# chedda the devil you know..
:/
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:02, archived)
# kylie?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:05, archived)
# KIll E. Devilfist
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Toad style is immensely strong, and immune to nearly any weapon
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:01, archived)
# AHGAHGA, MY SCREAMING-MONKEY STYLE SHALL TEACH YOU THE WAYS OF THE WEEPING SIMIAN
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Unnecessary comma!!!
Noooooooo!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:03, archived)
# YOU'RE THE LIFE OF THE PARTY!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Hahaha
You're right, I am very bored. *sigh*
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Oo noeses unexpected punctuation!
"Nobody expects the, unexpected punctuation!"
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:07, archived)
# lovely*
*may be drunk
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:03, archived)
# WU-TANG, WU-TANG!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:06, archived)
# too, drunk, to understand
wu tang clan? sobering, up, so, very, difficult
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:09, archived)
# Watch
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:11, archived)
# great
now feck off with the shite music
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:21, archived)
# I'm sorry I keep thinking that the Japanese Warrior should be
saying "Boss! Da Plane, da plane!"
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:04, archived)
# UNHOLY-MIDGET III - The Smallening
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:07, archived)
# The road to chess is paved with cheese . . . follow it !
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Sing along now
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Thug pizza fo dinna . . ova heya . . . jiggy jiggy jive jive . . .
Noooooooooooogalayeda !
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:24, archived)
# DIS CHIL' GOTS DA DEBBLE IN 'IM!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Gitjo heet own !
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:30, archived)
# ...you must think first, before you move!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Raw I'm a give it to ya
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:24, archived)
# mmmmmmmm...protect and serve
much appeal
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:57, archived)
# Matt Damon!

Matt Damon, Matt Damon.
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:57, archived)
# The total score still says 19.
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:58, archived)
# Thats the clock
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:59, archived)
# I should know more about family fortunes.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:00, archived)
# don't watch the new one
it's not a patch
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:47, archived)
# MATT DAMON!
hahahahahahahaha that was probably one of the funniest parts of Team America I was in fits of giggles with that.
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:59, archived)
# Me too.
Apparently, it was never part of the movie but when they got the puppets in from the makers, they thought the puppet looked so retarded that they had to have the character act like that.

Sheer brilliance!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Matt Daamong
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:59, archived)
# i love you
now im going to save that and pass it on to at least 2 of my friends :P
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:26, archived)
# I'm much happier with this out of my head.
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:57, archived)
# yum
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:59, archived)
# Why did it take a few seconds to realise what this was...
Oh my.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:01, archived)
# never saw it coming
badum tish
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:01, archived)
# I admire your spunk, young man
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:04, archived)
# :((
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:02, archived)
# just having a go at this pic :D
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Now that is scary!
None of this red food dye, horror shite :D
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:43, archived)
# red food dye
just cut yourself and let it bleed! :D or dont either way is good for me! :D
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Hate to tell you
it was actually real pigs blood..... real blood doesnt look all that real in pics....
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:49, archived)
# it goes brown
easily! :D you should try adding corn flower and maybe a bit of tomato/dye to it - makes it thicker and darker! :D
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Loooove remover! Looove remover machiiine.
YOU MADE THIS SCARY AND I AM GOING TO HIDE AMONGST MANY COTTONBUDS :(
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:44, archived)
# hehehee
cottonbus or babygays as they were originally known! :D
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:45, archived)
# >:( No, you are.
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:48, archived)
# i am
that is true! :D
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Teehee!
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Excellent : )
inevitable 'still would'
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:45, archived)
# hahaha
but i would to! :D
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:46, archived)
# wooyay
definitely needed the Rev.Jesse. treatment
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:45, archived)
# well it was only
a quick go - your one took more skillzor
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Nah! simple duplicate picture layer
Pen Tool - Select the heart thing she was eating and delete... insert hamster in-between layers and Ctrl-Select hamster and erase the unseen parts of it's head on the duplicate picture layer - easypeaselemonpartysqueezy
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:49, archived)
# more than
a few adjustment layers and a bit of masking
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:50, archived)
# It's not the technique it's the end results that matter
which is what I tell my husband all the time, alledgly.
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:56, archived)
# hahaha
:) i know his pain! :D
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:57, archived)
# I never mentioned anything about pain
*hides whip*
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:58, archived)
# :O
OMG first thing I see after coming from the cold. A nice warm bloody heart to help keep the covers warm
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:46, archived)
# heart is nice
and tastes good in pies! :D
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:46, archived)
# OH CUSTARD!
You are trouble!
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:47, archived)
# mwahahahaha
well i havent done one in ages! :D
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:47, archived)
# :)
night night everyone.
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Hello bye
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:49, archived)
# 'Night Gramma!
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:49, archived)
# night ma!
:)
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:52, archived)
# Wonderful! :D
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:50, archived)
# cheers sir!
:)
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:52, archived)
# WOW THATS BETTER THEN MY ATTEMPT
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:50, archived)
# Indeed.
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:51, archived)
# ffs,
Nick.
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Im actually not even sorry
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:52, archived)
# You better fucking not be! :D
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Yay To BelAir!
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:51, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Epi
You have out-skillzed me....
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:52, archived)
# I didnt try
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:55, archived)
# to bell-air!
thats ace that is! :D
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:52, archived)
# TIGER BELL AIR!!!
:D
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:55, archived)
# tiger bell-end!
:D sorry
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:58, archived)
# :(
You've ruined a good thing now jesse :(
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:58, archived)
# FRESH
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:58, archived)
# HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:59, archived)
# FRESH
I love this!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:01, archived)
# haha
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Haha!
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:57, archived)
# There are some zombies zombies cant buy, for everything else theres zombie card
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:50, archived)
# hahhaa
:)
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Damn fine work Reverend
have a WOOOOOO
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:50, archived)
# heheh
cheers - sorry to ruin your work :D
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Num, nums
:D
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:53, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:55, archived)
# now she looks much more suitable!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:00, archived)
[challenge entry] dated mail


sorry put this in general early in the week! still learning the site (and the rules! ;o)

(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Have I not seen this somewhere
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Don't repost.
Ever.
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:56, archived)
# you've said that before
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:58, archived)
# No
I never believe my middle class.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:08, archived)
# i've seen your work and it reminds me....
... of the time i could sit down. Piles the doc said. one brick, a strong beer and a slap from wife and it was all sorted. something tells me we'll need more to deal with your type.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 23:02, archived)
# My Hamster ran over your Karma
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:33, archived)
# PHWOAR!
NOW SHES EVEN MORE ATTRACTIVE!
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:34, archived)
# I am now watching Fight Club.
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:35, archived)
# PUNCHY PUNCHY!
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:35, archived)
# I must agree!!!!!!
back in a bit, retiring to the toilet to "contemplate"
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:36, archived)
#
contemplate HAVE A SHANK

its a wank while having a shit
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:37, archived)
# Silly Epi!
It is known as a sexy poo!
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:37, archived)
# No its a shank
And a shower wank could also be called a shank aswell
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:38, archived)
# A shank and a dirty shank
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Silly northerners!
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:39, archived)
# IM FROM KENT!
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Are you?
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Yes
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Well in that case you are forgiven!
Big up those from, and born in, Kent!

Where abouts?
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Near folkestone
But I wasnt born there, I was born in cuckfield, but I have no idea where that is, sussex or something i think
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Ah I see.
Well big up the Kent massive :D
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:43, archived)
# KENTS!
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:52, archived)
# Cuckfield is about 5 minutes up the road from where I live
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:43, archived)
# And now you are in sheffield
What are the chances!
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:51, archived)
# I was born in Cuckfield too. I'm in West Sussex now.
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:50, archived)
# YAY FOR CUCKFIELD
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:51, archived)
# In West Sussex, born and raised
in the countryside is where I spent most of my days.
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:52, archived)
# Haha
Just as I post a fresh picture aswell :D
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Yayyyyyyyy
I l;earnz muchly new things from this site.....
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Hwo old is she?
Edit: And why is is the more I look at her, the more she looks like the creature from Teh Abyss?
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:37, archived)
# 18
Never actually got round to seeing the abyss......
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Aww. She's giving him a little hug. Because he's scared. Because he's self-concious about his body and he doesn't like being photographed naked.
ANALYSIS.
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:34, archived)
# Awwwwwww!
:D
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:34, archived)
# Oh Noes!!!!!!!!!!
You cant do that to Hamsters.....

Nice editing BTW!!!!!
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Dharma !
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:35, archived)
# RUBY, DONT EAT YOUR HAMSTER TO TOWN
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Do hamsters
make good tampons ?
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:37, archived)
# No their paws are too small to handle the cotton wadding
plus it's illegal to use hamsters in a tampon factory - allegdly
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
Fucking hell, I'm in hysterics! xD
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:40, archived)
# ^This
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Hamsters are bad workers.
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:40, archived)
# I'm not sure why I felt that was a necessary comment.
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Yes it was a Daily Mail moment for you
"Trotskyist Hamsters call Strike Action at Tampon Factory - damn lazy red hamsters!"
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Red hamsters are FOREIGN. Oh gross gross eww eww.
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:50, archived)
# Hahahahaa
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:41, archived)
# is that legal ?
..
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:38, archived)
# I had a book about caring for your first hamster that said NEVER KISS YOUR HAMSTER
It never stopped me
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:39, archived)
# I used to kiss my hamsters all the time.
Hamsters are so fucking adorable :3
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:41, archived)
# I like the smell of them
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:41, archived)
# ARMAGEDDON!
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Oh fuck not while I'm eating!
:D
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Felching session gone seriously wrong.
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:45, archived)
# I know what it is.
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:50, archived)
# what's this about?
Nice hamster.
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:42, archived)
# this, gmos...
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:46, archived)
# would
(the hamster)

;D
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:46, archived)
# yay
ace! :D
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:47, archived)
# still more culture
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:31, archived)
# None of this Fubar bollocks
from the last couple of days makes any sense to me.

Much like your pics.
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:32, archived)
# oh
thats ok, i dont get them either
dustin hoffman, scene from rainman, autistic piano concerto
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:39, archived)
# A man with a 10 inch penis walks into a piano
A genie asks why is i forgot the joke
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Why is I forgot the joke?
;)
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Is that
Bryan Robson?
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Ahahhhhhhhhh
Its a preview of "Rammsteins" new album
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:34, archived)
# His hand is out of toon . . .
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:34, archived)
# [Bedtime Doodle.]


(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:23, archived)
# But is it art?
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Not worth its own thread....
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:27, archived)
# That is terrible
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:27, archived)
# I know :(
It started off so well, as all my pics do, but a lack of concentration and caring soon take over ;)
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:28, archived)
# No, you are just shit :P
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Damn, busted.
Although I thought my Jaffa pic earlier wasn't badly shopped!
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:31, archived)
# I didnt get it, I thought it was a stargate sg-1 reference
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Me? Sci Fi?
No chance!

A Jaffa is someone who is firing blanks downstairs.
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:33, archived)
# LOLS
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:34, archived)
# I AM JACKS COLON
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Just about the only real safe thing to do at this time . . .
E N T E R T H E Z O N E . . .
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Remember kiddies, eating Animals is bad for your Karma


Click for bigger (442KB)

Plus Cannibalism is cheaper.......
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:19, archived)
# TITS
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:20, archived)
# 34 EE
if memory serves me correctly....... not that i ever noticed.. ;P
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:22, archived)
# They dont look that big
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Trust me.....
They are i went Lingerie shopping with her a few times...
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:25, archived)
# From that angle I'd say 34D max
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Well
I was standing on a chair to get that shot....
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:27, archived)
# She has a seductive slutty look in her eyes
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:30, archived)
# What kind of photographer are you?
You always get the model on her fucking knees.
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Gonzo FTW! ;)
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Lies.
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Your Karma ran over my Dogma or something like that
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:20, archived)
# That made me chuckle for some reason
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:23, archived)
# TIGERS
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:22, archived)
# Heeeeerrrrreeeeee Kitty
Its actually leopard print..... for some reason Hot Gothic chicks like it....
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Tigers is the cool slang for cool, man. Man, be cool, dude. Guy, be cool, man.
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Ahhhhhh my apologies.....
My name is Tony Stark and I`ve been stuck in a cave for a bit....
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Hello, my name is Mike Gallagher and I got trapped in the airing cupboard a few times.
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:34, archived)
# Why am I looking at some tits
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:22, archived)
# Supply and demand, dude.
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:23, archived)
# Capitalism ROCKS!
*high fives and beers*
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:24, archived)
# my karma ran over your dogma
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:23, archived)
# My karma ran over your dogma
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:23, archived)
# my korma ran over jacob dyer
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:24, archived)
# DONT SAY HIS NAME OR HE WILL APPEAR!
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:24, archived)
# CANDYMAN
OH SHIT WHAT HAVE I UNLEASED
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:25, archived)
# You`re okay.....
According to the book you have to say it 13 times
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:29, archived)
# NOOOOO!
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:44, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Tony Todd is gonna get all killed again..... (has that guy survived anything he`s ever appeared in?)
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:48, archived)
# My Burryani
Buried your Jalfrezi
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:25, archived)
# why am i looking at your dogma, splattered all over the road?
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:25, archived)
# My kar, ma, ran over your dog, Ma
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:25, archived)
# My kar, Ma, ran over your dog, Ma.
Sorry Ma :(
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Care to retrieve the piss from your mind?
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:26, archived)
# You piss in my mind, I shit in your tea.
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:27, archived)
# That's most uncouth
Why would one do that to one's beverage of choice?
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:29, archived)
# You started it :(
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:31, archived)
# goodness!
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Dun dun dun
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:14, archived)
# FRESH!
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:15, archived)
# MAX HEADROOM!
YEAH!
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:15, archived)
#
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Gettin' jiggy with it !
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:28, archived)
# dana, na na na na, na
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Fingers crossed my poor html skills will hold up here...
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:03, archived)
# What's with the hyper-80's
hairdos?
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:05, archived)
# What's wrong with the eighties?
No really, the one on the right was supposed to be modelled after 60s folk singer Donovan and the one on the left was supposed to just be normal, but it went a bit wrong and I have yet to change it
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:06, archived)
# it was just a little startling
like being mugged by Seinfeld and Rick Astley
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:08, archived)
# haha fair enough
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Brilliant!
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:06, archived)
# compo it
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:06, archived)
# I don't think it's relevant enough
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:07, archived)
# who cares!
this is the best one so far
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:09, archived)
# if you say so then
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:10, archived)
# this better win now
or there will be trouble!
goodnight b3ta!
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:07, archived)
# 'congas'
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Get in line dude !
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Madness! Madness I tells ya!
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Hahahaha
Excellent
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:03, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Real fun time fun !
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:08, archived)
# What's truly hatstand about that
is how you've put the images together.
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Superb silliness.
*clicks*
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:22, archived)
# hahahah
win!
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:51, archived)
# man
how fucking numb do they think we all are
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:53, archived)
# GAME!
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Haha
Badger!
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Snake eyes FTW ?
I like new board games !
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Its a Badger,Badger,Badger,Badger,Badger,Badger,Badger,Badger,Badger,Badger,Badger,
Mushroom, Mushroom!!!!!!

Its a Badger,Badger,Badger,Badger,Badger,Badger,Badger,Badger,Badger,Badger,Badger,
Mushrooms, Mushrooms

SNake, Snake IIIIIIIIttttttttsssss a SNAAAAKKKKKEEEE
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:05, archived)
# We told Jimmy.
NOT to tease those pelicans...

Now he has to live with the eternal guilt.

Don't tease the pelicans, Jimmy!

For the optimal killer-pelican experience download the 4.8 MB Dolby surround version.

This took me far too long: But the thought of killer-pelicans HAD to be explored ;)
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 22:44, archived)
# ha ha
i was about to ask what have you shopped in that video... then woo!
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 22:46, archived)
# that's gotta hurt
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 22:46, archived)
# good stuff :)
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 22:47, archived)
# In FACTS! it is stated that 72.35% of all teased pelicans
will bite your head off. hehe nicely done.
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Last second woo!
The suspense.
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Yum. Girl face is a pelican delicacy.
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 22:55, archived)
# Why are you looking at blackpool and not watching fight club on channel 4?
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 22:57, archived)
# The first rule of fight club is that you pretend to be looking at Blackpool
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:01, archived)
# The third rule of robot club is no smoking
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Why do they put films on on a Sunday night
Honestly.
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Because the rights are cheaper?
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Pfft!
Firstly, I didn't know it was on, secondly, I haven't been able to watch it since I was at college due to watching it about 50 times in 2 months :(
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:07, archived)
# Yeah but its still an awesome cinematic adventure
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Pickin' on Pelicans . . .
title of the new CD !
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Oh hell yeah!
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Jesus, that scared the shit out of me.
Therefore it is good.
(, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:15, archived)

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