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# Jawohl Herr Oberst !
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Why is Prince Harry hassling that poor woman?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Have you seen how she's dresed?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:45, archived)
# She's actually a Decepticon.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:45, archived)
# AAAAAAhahaha
real lol
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:49, archived)
# she walked onto the playground
WITHOUT SHOES !

ohmigod shoes
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:48, archived)
# liddlebittahpoliticsyesindeeeeeedlaydeezangenalmenmynamesbeneltonandI'vesoldmysoul...goodnight!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Risky business, baking...


Click for bigger (297KB)
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Yay for Fred :D
I have two of him in my kitchen :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:41, archived)
# two of him?

maybe you're drunk, put your hand over your left eye and look again
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Pfft!
Nah, I have two. One is a big mixing bowl thing, and the other is a flour shaker :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Hahaha
brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:41, archived)
# you are two days late
but woo- welcome
come in, pull up a flaming shithammer
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:41, archived)
# I thank you
!
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Graded Grains make finer Fire Power, muthafucker!
Edit: and by that, I mean that this is marvelous!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Hahaha, grand!
*breaks into the extensive Fred archives*

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Oh YES
This pleases me very much. Consider yourself cliked.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:42, archived)
# PUNS!
PUNSPUNSPUNSPUNSPUNSPUNSPUNSPUNSPUNSPUNSPUNSPUNSHOMPRIDEPUNSPUNSPUNSPUNSPUNSPUNSPUNSPUNSPUNSPUNSPUNSPUNSPUNS
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:42, archived)
# fred!
mr. ben's much fitter brother!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:43, archived)
# fine stuff
welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:43, archived)
# thank you all
this placed has been making me laugh a lot
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:46, archived)
# it won't last i promise
it'll turn to despair within a couple of weeks when you realise that you can no longer function in the real world and the only friends you have spend all day posting shit and making glib unhumorous comments on here. leave before it's too late.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)
# it's okay
I've disposed of my life in advance.
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Hahahaha
brilliant
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Yay for good n00bs!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Click.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:16, archived)
# What d'you mean?

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Nice hamster :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:37, archived)
# I was hoping for
beaver
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Mr. Face, meet Mr. Palm...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Well add it to your Christmas list:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Nice jacket
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
I wonder what her shoes are like?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Ugg boots:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Nah, manolos
Very very high ones
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Naaa. Cashshoez!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:51, archived)
# the best of all pub nibbles!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)
# ^ a fine answer, if I may say
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:39, archived)
#
He knows what we mean.

Exactly what we mean ;}
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Nice tits
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Well that's one hamster that won't need a cardy!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:39, archived)
# *jealous*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:39, archived)
# And you're the hamster, right? Because it's normal to draw yourself as a hamster. Totally normal.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:39, archived)
# I've got ham but I'm not a hamster.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:40, archived)
#
*...and falls off chair laughing*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Have you seen Tinselworm yet, lovely?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:42, archived)
# I think I'm going next week...
/brother got the tickets blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Oooooh! You lucky boy, I think you'll have a good time.
I did watching the DVD.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:46, archived)
# I'm going too, woop!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:49, archived)
# I was DISAPPOINTED with the DVD. There was so much live stuff that didn't make it, like the outro film, which was brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:42, archived)
# But what was on there was good, if a little slow to get going.
The last live comedy gig I was at the the Mighty frigging Boosh, so obviously I'd find someone slinging dead cats on the stage to a soundtrack of hard gabba cooking backwards funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:43, archived)
# SATAN'S FURRY JAM HATS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:45, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:45, archived)
# i like the boosh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:47, archived)
# So did I
the newest live show was so bad I got quite angry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:49, archived)
# i'm not overly enamoured of the live stuff myself
but, having just got the series 1 and 2 box set for my birthday(thank you, rollingcabbage), i spent a rather enjoyable weekend watching them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:53, archived)
# The first live show was ace, I thought
this one was fucking ludicrously poor.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)
# pity.
the last series was great, especially the power of the crimp and the crack fox episodes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:01, archived)
# ?
Edit: *shrugs* Fuck ye then. I don't have to know what the fuck you're all going on about.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Well I was waiting for him to answer.
Tinselworm, Bill Bailey's latest live effort.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:49, archived)
# oh, ok.
I recognised the ham/hamster joke from bill, but had otherwise no idea.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Ahhhh
it's good. *squirrels away for birthday/christmas list*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:53, archived)
# tits, for once.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Points for honesty though, fixation is the word.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)
# yeh
tits and little furry animals. if only little furry animals were a bit bigger, they wouldn't break during sex.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Fixation?
I wouldn't call it that! ;D
(BkBilly You see... what had happened was..., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:41, archived)
# stuck in the middle of you
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:44, archived)
# nice highlights
..
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:44, archived)
# fixated? i'm not fixated!
now, where is my sequentia art????
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:44, archived)
# I was sure it said Matron on the small version
oh dear my eyesight is going :S
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:17, archived)
# WOOT!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Its something you'll never see...
...on creature comforts.
(Wize, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 19:04, archived)
#
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Freaky!
:O/
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Argh the board is too fast...
Someone bring some goats!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:36, archived)
# I canna give ye any more goats or she's gonna blow!
I have proof
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:36, archived)
# sort me aht a goat sunshine? I'll give yer a pony for one
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Maximum volume yields maximum goats.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Hahaha
I love that show. Not for the show but the truncated form it appears on my Sky schedule is 'The Joy of Pain'.:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:36, archived)
# haha!
ditto, I remember thinking 'bloody hell its a bit early in the day for a BDSM show'. Imagine my dissapointment
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:41, archived)
# It's never too early really:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:42, archived)
# YES FUCKING YES!
*calms down*
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:36, archived)
# ahahaha
win
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:37, archived)
# an if yew tehw eneewan abaht awah little tree, ahw sowt ya awt good an propah
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:37, archived)
# You owe me some credibility, my lad
I've just had to say that out loud to make sense of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:39, archived)
# yeh... you might have to say it in my accent
I write cockney the way I would say it if I was trying to do my propah good cockney impression.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:41, archived)
# I can't do you doing a cockney accent
I can only just about do your accent on it's own.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:41, archived)
# you can't
no-one can do my accent. It's undoable.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:42, archived)
# You can't do mine either.
It's got too much class and cut glass and...arse for the likes of you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Dabbling in dabbles !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:37, archived)
# HAHAHAHAhahaha
I saw Steve Coogan a few nights ago and or he did was rip the shit out of Ross Kemp
(outofkey "iaaaaan! your mum's on the phone!", Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:38, archived)
# with a butcher's hook, I hope.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Ross Kemp on Gangs
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=e2_P5Aq8aB0
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Hahahahahahaahhahahahaaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:40, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:17, archived)
[challenge entry] God I'm shit at this...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:34, archived)
# You have made Phil Collins good!
Against all odds ;)

Don't worry about me getting my coat, there is No Jacket Required!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Phil Collins makes some good music.
No, I mean it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:36, archived)
# You are a Hip Hop artist!
AICMFP!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Spoken word, but close :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:38, archived)
# I've gone right off you
he is mediocre at best
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:39, archived)
# That's nowhere near as bad as my taste in music gets.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:40, archived)
# are you just trying be ironically perverse?
there are arenas for perversity* but music isn't one of them
*my dungeon is
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:43, archived)
# I'm not, I'm afraid.
I'm very eclectic. Favourite music acts include Type O Negative, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Stevie Wonder, Morbid Angel and Fleetwood Mac.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:45, archived)
# gotta love the Creedence and the Mac
Roy Harper?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Hmmm. Having googled...
British Folk Artist. Has he played with Fairport? Every other bugger has.

Favourite folky artists include Christy Moore and Richard Thompson.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:48, archived)
# oh he is so much better than Fairport and the rest
he's an Enlish Bob Dylan- mystical and poetic, not just whining about coal mines, harvests, and the king's shilling.
If you can get your hands on it, get the album "flat baroque and berserk"
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)
# My dad'll have it, if anyone does
Loves his folk, bless him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Flat Baroque is fucking a!
I hate the white man....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:04, archived)
# *gets out king-sized spanging pan*
*Spang* for the first one and
*Spang* for the second.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:36, archived)
# ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Ron Perlman's slightly dorky brother?
*scarpers for the hills* ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)
# ron perlman makes me giggle like a loon
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Makes me do other things.
Ooooh. He's a big lovely monkeyhead man. Mmm.

He's better as HB though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:37, archived)
# very much so
although i'd still bang him rotten as johner from alien resurrection
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:42, archived)
# you're getting confused there. There were no Alien films past Alien 3
... you hear me?... NONE!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Alien 3?
Surely you mean Aliens!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:47, archived)
# /Directors full cut of Alien 3 is superb
the extra 30 mins and re-editing improve the film tenfold
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:48, archived)
# ^this
i found it to be quite moving in a bleak kind of way
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)
# i admit it was shit
but i love bad films.

jaws 4 is the exzception to that, of course :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Cheeky...
...I'm not that ugly in real life...er...hang on! :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:38, archived)
# ... Welcome to b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Didn't you have more hair earlier?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)
# LEAVE NINJ'S (LACK OF) EARS ALONE
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:38, archived)
# I think you may mean pinnas.
THe ear is an internal organ:P

/lectured psycho-acoustics blog.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Clever use of the edit button, there.
You cheeky so and so.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:44, archived)
# But still you avoid your inaccuracy:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:45, archived)
# hahaha no you're not!
NONCESENSE
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)
# All my colleagues are Phil Collins too!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)
# *cuddles*
You're lully...

Edit: 51% and counting
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)
# *Cuddles back*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:39, archived)
# You, sir,
fucking rock! That's what you do!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)
# hahahaha!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:36, archived)
# New challenge?
*checks*
Oh. Weekful of RIS for me then :D
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Miow?


*edit* oooh - spooky woof followed by miow
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:32, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Oh Bless!!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:34, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Hahahaha
Did you use that new plug-in for CS4-

The Caninize Effect? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:34, archived)
# I did yes
it's making my job much easier


Have just downloaded the "make an image amusing for b3ta" plugin
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:39, archived)
# I need that too
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Which menu is that one under again?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:43, archived)
# K-9 was on tele yesterday
Jimmy Belushi really isn't as good as John. But he has done some good/mediocre stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)
# haha
damn, you stole my shine!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)
# *loves*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Velly
good.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Hahaha!
Yes!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:36, archived)
# nicely
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Like it.
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:43, archived)
# you are getting a click for that
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:18, archived)
# WOOF!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:32, archived)
# This isn't helping my childhood confusion
of thinking that cats were female and dogs were male. Dogs had sex with cats and cats gave birth to dogs and cats of varying numbers.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Aw, bless.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)
# This is undoubtibly true.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)
# I blame New Labour for hiding the truth from us all for so long
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:37, archived)
# I blame
everyone else.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:38, archived)
# SCIENCE(tm)!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:36, archived)
# How rare....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:34, archived)
# What the....
hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:37, archived)
# hahahaahahahahaah right on!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:37, archived)
# I was expecting that
about as much as I expected the Spanish Inquisition.

(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:37, archived)
# *runs*
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:32, archived)
# haha
nawty
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:32, archived)
# *gasps*
You're nawty!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:33, archived)
# appy polly loggies
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:36, archived)
# *doesn't want to laugh*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Ooooh naughty.
Naughty you, Naughty Gok.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:33, archived)
# I just realised what you did there.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:36, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:38, archived)
# ARGGH.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:34, archived)
# cue angry bloke from the other day
"u wana step outside (the internet) huh? you stepped over a line there..etc...etc"
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:34, archived)
# hahah
i'm sorry i missed that :(
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:45, archived)
# *tries hard not to laugh*
*fails miserably*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Hahahahahah
Needs more "It feels like one of me own - I've bin cryin all week"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:34, archived)
# hahahahhahahaha
i haven't read english press for aggggessss

but in gibraltar I picked up a copy of the sun in the hairdressers.. and about 6 pages were just on this.

There are worse things happening in the world!
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)
# haha exactly
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:36, archived)
# than killing babies?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:37, archived)
# errrr, name something worse than the systematic torture and murder of a 17 month old child
However I do take umbrage to the media's obsession with the aftermath.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:42, archived)
# John Sergeant leaving Strictly?
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Apart from that...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:46, archived)
# The indiscriminate murder of children in the name of peace and democracy?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:49, archived)
# have you not seen the rate of the pound to the euro?
tut tut

but srsly, in some countries around the world babies, kids.. whole families get wiped out everyday.
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:57, archived)
# *involuntary snigger*
to hull with you!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)
# indeed sir...
if one believes in hull.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Ha ha oh dear.
Howcome you don't get people calling you a cunt* like I did?

* Not in so many words.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:37, archived)
# i was expecting more 'cunts' to be honest.
turned out nice again...

but not for baby p :(
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:39, archived)
# ouch
*click
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Jings!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:39, archived)
# can't join in
(waxdart hello., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:04, archived)
# hull
do not pass go!
(I helped save b3ta! harribobs invented christmas on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Mao - the early years


Click for bigger (147KB)
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:31, archived)
# No wonder he was an arsehole
his head's on skew-whiff

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:32, archived)
# it was wasn't it
explains alot
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)
# at what point did he become chinese?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:33, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Mao is actually from Basingstoke
His real name is Phillip. He became chinese by accident when he fell into a bowl of hot chilli beef. He never forgot it and dedicated his life to fucking up the chinese.
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Churchill already had a baby face
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:40, archived)
# :)
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Hahaha
Nice blood spatter!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:31, archived)
# thanks...
but they're just photoshop brushes. very nice ones, but no effort required.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:38, archived)
# :D
I'm loving 'wheeze'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:31, archived)
# pfft
ran out of space, couldn't be bothered doing it again... and it was in-keeping with the badly drawn style.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)
# It's all lovely, pet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Hahaha
As long as he wasn't trying to get the gismed look.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:31, archived)
# jismed?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Nah, gsm'd.
GRAMS PER SQUARE METRE IS VERY IMPORTANT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Heh
What a tool.


Woo und yay!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Haha, nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Hahaha
They look like them velcro darts I used to have when I was a kid!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:33, archived)
# don't be dissin my chisels, foo
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:36, archived)
# I aint getting on no plane fooo!!
/wood related.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:38, archived)
# hahahahaha
fuck that took me too long to get.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:46, archived)
# I might have to do it later.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:46, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Houses of the Holy by Led Zeppelin


Click for bigger (391KB)

For Barbarossa. If you hate it, blame him. If you love it, it was all my idea :D

EDIT: Previously:
www.b3ta.com/board/8955945
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Gay Lego men!
Aw!

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:28, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:28, archived)
# I'll love it but I 'll hate him just for you!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:28, archived)
# *fondles*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:28, archived)
# OKaaaay.
You're back on my Christmas card list. I did get a Xmas card from Royal Mail yesterday. Although on the back it did say 'recycle now' so I chucked it in the bin unopened.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:31, archived)
# You should have sent it back to them
saying "You too"
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:32, archived)
# I got that too.
However, I opened it before I threw it in the bin....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:37, archived)
# You should! He has a ginger beard!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:28, archived)
#
So do I. But I'm just too lazy to shave
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
Epic win!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:28, archived)
# You're lucky I had so much yellow lego ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Ho yus
*clickety-click*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:28, archived)
# :D Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Everyone get back in the pile!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Yeah!
What? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)
# FILTH!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)
# THEY'RE ALL NAKED!
except the one in the grey kecks
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Yeah I know!
Blame Page and Plant! Filthy fuckers!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:30, archived)
# haha these lego creations are special
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Cheers dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Can I have a list of what you've done?
Woo to all that I have seen from you.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Now edited the original post :D
I have only done 2 so far.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Excellent
I was planning to hunt down my lego tonight too!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Tits, I was going to do that with my MASK men.
Yes. MASK.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Too slow missy! Too slow ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:33, archived)
# brilliant! especially since this was my first ever CD purchase :)
*click*
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Cheers :D
Nice first purchase! Mine was OutSpaced by Super Furry Animals.

EDIT: Also, Shit Compo? I beg to differ ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:34, archived)
# clear desk policy at work. I have a pen, a notepad and a banana... Velvet Underground and Nico has already been done :(
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:42, archived)
# i do like this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Thank you Smash :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Black Sabbath - Born Again
Was technically something around me 16 years ago.



edit: this isn't me.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:26, archived)
# You were still a looker even back then!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Holy Shit!
*Sends to The Sun with the heading "CHILD IN TROUBLE - PLEASE SAVE HIM"*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:27, archived)
# I've just googled for that and the original is seriously fucked up!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:27, archived)
# UM. You get +1 for using Sabbath.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Teeth sponsored by Shane McGowan?
:D WOo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:28, archived)
[challenge entry] The Beatles - A Hard Day's Night
(outofkey "iaaaaan! your mum's on the phone!", Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Genius!
But I think I preferred the slower version :¬/

Also, please edit, don't delete... ;)

EDIT: Also it needs to be less than half that size really - check out the FAQ.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:25, archived)
# zzz
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:31, archived)
# You've got some damn fine eyebrows.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Hahaha
The facial expressionas are priceless!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:26, archived)
# 1) That's as good now as it was the first time you posted it
2)I like your hair slightly less now
3)I'm taking back my woo you dirty deleter. Let us never speak of this again.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:26, archived)
# sorry everyone
i didnt realise you could change it
(outofkey "iaaaaan! your mum's on the phone!", Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:27, archived)
# It's OK
You may have your woo back.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:28, archived)
# any chance of this at a tad less than 880k?
it's lovely and all that, just a tad on the large side :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Right.
What's a tad? Being as I have no other reference point, the only thing I can think that it'd be is Tad from Neighbours, latterly Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Only Good When Johnny's In It.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)
# to define a tad, fetch a piece of string.
It's as long as that ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:30, archived)
# You mean twice the distance from the middle to the end?
It all becomes clear!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:31, archived)
# *science*!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:33, archived)
# *clutches head*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:32, archived)
# afternoon anyway m'dear, t'is good to see you back here
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Afternoon, Archie.
My annoyance has dissipated, for now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:36, archived)
# good, don't let the bastards grind you down.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:37, archived)
# whose?
and which one?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)
# My own.
If I know Archie, he's got a proper redhead somwhere about to set on me if I were to do either of the others.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:37, archived)
# I have cupboards full of 'em :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:38, archived)
# spoilsport!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Smidgin
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Perhaps a
soupçon?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:34, archived)
#
tad noun, colloq 1 a small amount • just a tad of milk in my tea. 2 a young lad.

2pints was not good at any time under any circumstances.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:33, archived)
# ^this man speaks many truths
the latter in particular
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Matter of opinion.
Sheridan Smith's front, Ralf Little in general, Whatsherfacecurly's general demeanous, Jambo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:34, archived)
# My mother-in-law would tan your hide for asking for a tad of milk.
You must ask for a "drop". I haven't fathomed why yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Your mother-in-law is correct
I almost didn't use this definition, from Chambers online, because of their poor example.

Milk can also come in smidgens.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:41, archived)
# bare with me
(outofkey "iaaaaan! your mum's on the phone!", Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)
# if it's all the same to you, I'll keep my clothes on, but cheers in advance for a smaller version :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:30, archived)
# is that better?
i'm still getting used to making gifs i usually stick to static images
(outofkey "iaaaaan! your mum's on the phone!", Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:34, archived)
# aye, cheers fella :)
/guidelines are to try and get animations under 400k these days, which you've easily done.
Cheers for that fella, and good work on all counts! :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Bon evening Archie :)
Busy much?
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:30, archived)
# sadly yes :(
/but in a 'not so bad' kinda way, fella.

good to see you :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)
# oooh im quite tired and this frightened my eyes
Its rather good though..
(i should have joined myspace, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:22, archived)
[challenge entry] At last!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:21, archived)
# not to be sniffed at
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Have the sparrows been marching through your devil's dandruff again?

Edit: AAAARGGGHHH! THREAD DELETERS! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:23, archived)
# SALT! As promised!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Nice!
TJ - Someone just posted something really good and then deleted it.

WHY GOD WHY???
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Things of pure beauty weren't made to last
Die young. Leave a beautiful corpse. SOmeone should have really explained it fully to Kurt Cobain.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:25, archived)
# I think he heard it as "Live Fast, Make medicore music, marry munter, Die young"
/Controversy Blog
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Ah you obviously don't understand the complexities of it.
It was meant to sound mediocre (but not vectored as well) it was what it was all about. They were all from background that were mediocre.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:30, archived)
# ...
You're both wrong
(Sir Cosmo Bonsor, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 6:43, archived)
# Brains all over the conservatory
Could there be a better way to go? (Apart from a post-coital smack overdose whilst covered in fluffy kitties).
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Because they have "edit-blindness"
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:26, archived)
# were you filming me last night?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Yup, I heard everything
"Gak will tear us apart, again..."
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:27, archived)
# *wipes nostrils*
you saw nothing!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:33, archived)
# lovely

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Ace!
But it's bindun!!
b3ta.com/board/8956557
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Absolutely fucking brilliant.
I'm clicking this into the middle of next week.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Been trying to get a wet effect (fnar fnar):


CFB

From original here
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:19, archived)
# *moistens*
Edit: Ashally, that's very good! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:20, archived)
# *dampens*
*edit*

yes, it's very puddly
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Have you tried using water?
/standard pedant b3ta reply blog.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:21, archived)
# What
BATTERY ACID NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YA EH?

OH! OH! OH! AREN'T WE JUST POSH, MISTER BLUMMIN WATER?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:23, archived)
# the umbrella helps :)
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Always
My friend wrote me an ace email one summer saying "It is 25 degrees celcius in our office; all the doors and windows are open, and, as I gaze into the clear blue sky and consider my lunchtime constitutional, my first thought (as an Englishman) is 'Should I take my umbrella?'"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Well...
...I'd say you nailed it, spot on *Clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Today is officially gay


I need to go home :(
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Is home that bad?
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Nope, but work is insanly dull
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:22, archived)
# arghnoo ohmg.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Rock out
with your cock out
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Hahaha
Must show this to m'colleague
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:25, archived)
# cripes!
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Gadzooks!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:19, archived)
# malarkey!
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Pray to the god of your choice that the lift doesn't break down and you're living on the top floor
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:21, archived)
# heh!
it looks wonky even though I know it isn't. Must remember to look away from the screen every few hours!
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:23, archived)
# this was my first ever B3ta post!!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:24, archived)
# haha I like :)
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:27, archived)
# wot you neddin is a eifel tower with a taj mahal on de top
the collected broadcasts of idi amin /blog.

edit/ got my original quote wrong sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Fatboy Slim - Better Living Through Chemistry
(I helped save b3ta! Hownumbsyabutt numbing things down, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Daddy was was it like before USB flash drives?
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:18, archived)
# we used USB carrier pigeons
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:24, archived)
# I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:31, archived)
# /hates to think where you plug 'em in blog
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Grrrrr
Was going to do this one!
(FunOnABun Smears lard on you!, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Vhere it all began...



(bin dun?)
(nom_nom_nom, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:13, archived)
# This is excellent
if I don't go for a cigarette I'm going to die.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:14, archived)
# If you do go for a cigarette now you will die a few seconds sooner :P
/reformed smoker annoying twat blog
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Yeah but think how cool everyone will say I am at the funeral.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:23, archived)
# *hands you a Lucky Strike*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:16, archived)
# i want one!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Oh, go on then!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:19, archived)
# yaaay!
*smokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:27, archived)
# PHWOAR
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:24, archived)
# That is fucking epic!
Woo to the power of Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Blakey!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:15, archived)
# I got ya this time Butlah!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:16, archived)
# hitler babies, they make our dreams come true
hitler babies, they'll do the same for you...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:16, archived)
# and I got blue hair! PAH!

Is everything alright in here?
Yes mein fuhrer!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:17, archived)
# the worst thing to watch
whilst stoned at 5.30a.m
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Ace!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:17, archived)
# nicely
brings back memories, the last fistycuffs i had was at about the age of 6 on clacton beach, some kid ran over and started giving me grief about me being an illegal immigrant, i have a slight tint although as a kid i was a tad more tinted, i hit the little fascist bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Quality!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:18, archived)
# the sad thing is the memory's stuck with me for 30 odd years.
in those days i got a lot of racist abuse but i'd generally laugh as the pink skinned little fuckers got fried when the sun came out.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:22, archived)
# hahaha
Zat iss all!
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Exquisite
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:26, archived)
[challenge entry] I drew this during my lunch hour
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Fan-fucking-tastic!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Thanks
I used 3 biros and a highlighter pen
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:10, archived)
# And some paper!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:10, archived)
# All of it office property
mwahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Should of stocked up on some postits while you were at it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:13, archived)
# or some other branded gummed paper squares...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:14, archived)
# I like the way you think
*runs back to store*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:16, archived)
# did you really use a biro, or some other ink-based writing implement
/don't annoy ril3y blog


Shit, I've just realised I've been here all day
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:11, archived)
# *looks at pen*
Bic Medium
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:12, archived)
# I just popped on for a bit and saw my compo come up.
I should really leave and actually take my last day off work!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:14, archived)
# A keyboard and mouse don't count
Yet a pen and paper do? For a Board Nazi you sure do have inconsistent standards.

(I do agree that it's good though)
(Cloudane, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Have you not ready the compo spec yet?
I can give you a hand with some of the bigger words if it helps.

Has he photoshopped it? No.
Was it done with things from around him? Yes.

*shakes head*

I know the spec of the compo as it was my fucking idea gimptard!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Yes thanks
And I accept that Photoshopped entries are excluded.

I just find it bizarre that you yell at people for the Photoshopped images but still accept an image that basically takes advantage of a loophole in the compo's wording. By that logic, if I use the mouse and keyboard (things around me) and The GIMP (not Photoshop)....
(Cloudane, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)
# I'm glad you like it
but I am within the comp guidelines
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:26, archived)
# If you're feeling kinda serious
if life is seriously mediocre
here's how to get that adrenaline flowing
just step aboard a boeing going hiiiiiiigh

We're living the high life
We're living it weeeeell
We're living the high life
Where everything's sweeeell
we're up in the sky, we're flying so high, oh my oh my
We're living the hiiiiiiigh liiiiiiife

The High Life

Edit: How rude. Much wooness to your drawing sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Och dearie dearie me
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:10, archived)
# LEGEND!!!!
i remeber that show!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Yay!
I'll stop looking for a reference on YouTube then :OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:12, archived)
# why so serious?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Oi you.
Who said you could have talent?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Ha!
I wont make a habit out of it
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:13, archived)
# That's ace!!
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Thanks
I was worried that some of the younger B3tards might think "who?...inxwhat?"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:17, archived)
# inxwhat?
*pretends to be young*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)

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