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[challenge entry] Parallel Lines by Blondie


With great thanks to Flowerpot for suggesting this one :D

If any of you have any more suggestions, gaz me and I will try and do them....

EDIT: Previously:

www.b3ta.com/board/8956367
www.b3ta.com/board/8955945
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:15, archived)
# Hahaha
The frock! The frock!
Edit: How did you make the suits?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:16, archived)
# A few of them already had black suits on,
but the two on the left, I had a couple of plain lego men, used earlier in Houses of the Holy, and I just drew their suits on with a marker :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:20, archived)
# This is tons of win
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:17, archived)
# Cheers :D
It seems like you and Pot are the only ones who think so ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:23, archived)
# I do too
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:25, archived)
# Cheers G :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:33, archived)
# I warned you that this is the dead zone
People are travelling home from work or eating.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:30, archived)
# Yeah, but only after I had posted it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:34, archived)
# Haha do parklife
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Hahaha
I asked him to do this one and Parklife :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:29, archived)
# Ive got a stuffed dog door stop and are tempted to do parklife
But I have no camera or race track

This is the doorstop
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:31, archived)
# That's no greyhound!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:33, archived)
# Its still a dog tho, its the thought that counts
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:36, archived)
# Yeah, you're right I guess....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:39, archived)
# How lovely
That wouldn't last a minute in my house :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:34, archived)
# It wouldnt last a minute with one of my dogs, but she's 250 or so miles away at home
:(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:36, archived)
# This is more original than the original . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:27, archived)
# Is that a compliment?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:34, archived)
# Why of course it is !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:06, archived)
# "While ya down there R2!"
pffft
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:08, archived)
# "Insert your probe up my arse R2"
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:12, archived)
# SUCK IT YOU BASTARD
pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:09, archived)
# "Use some force Luke"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:17, archived)
# Blown . . . away !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:28, archived)
[challenge entry] This ISN'T It


Image challenge, my arse!

Click for bigger (127KB)
(champagnerocker, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:59, archived)
# Do you drive a BMW?

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:00, archived)
# Mmm nice knee
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:00, archived)
# I had this idea but couldn't bring myself to inflict my arse on the world.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:01, archived)
# I did a shit on your mum.
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:02, archived)
# Hahaha what?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:05, archived)
# sorry I needed to say something...
and I couldn't think of anything else.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:07, archived)
# why you have a womens hand
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:05, archived)
# I had a kind of similar idea about the compo


Mines a bit more unpleasent though...

It's one for the FAQs Nazis
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:09, archived)
# that is extreme
to the max :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:12, archived)
# NSFW
LINKY etc
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:13, archived)
# Well that kind of depends I do porn websites...
so for me it's business as usual.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:15, archived)
# smell the glove!
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:10, archived)
# SMELL MY THUMB.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:14, archived)
# My girlfriend once met the Strokes in a bar in Cardiff
And told them she really liked their new album, 'Smell the Glove'.

I suppose they got that a lot.
(davywavy, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:05, archived)
# I was considering doing this
but my arse is too hairy ;)

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Yer jammy barsteward, i had only just finished my more SWF version
(I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Hang on, is that...
a really butch arm, or just a butch leg?
(willmorgan, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:23, archived)
#
And a very lovely arse it is, too.
(TheWonderfulWombat It came to me in a dream., Sat 22 Nov 2008, 3:57, archived)
# smelly flies...
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:57, archived)
# I just now noticed this . . .
I guess I was peeking at the right time too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Another one for the two people that know the album...


Original here:
www.evandando.co.uk/discography/creator.htm
(dandelionburdock, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:55, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:18, archived)
# Innapropriate adverts on Yahoo


Anyone beat this?
(woopidstanker, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:54, archived)
# *I RUB CREAM INTO MY THIGHS AS I MOAN SOFTLY*
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:41, archived)
# haha
brilliant
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:41, archived)
# hehehe
I see that thread down there made the hummus flow
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmmmmm
good hummus. Also mmmmmmmmmmmm...

And with that rather predictable capbint response, I'm off home.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Night, pickle!
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:49, archived)
# *hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Soup herb.
Click
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:42, archived)
# it's like a lucky dip, but with pain and the prize is a disease
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:43, archived)
# heheh
you're so sharp, you'll prick yourself, miladdo
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Fire when ready !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:46, archived)
# from a while ago...
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:56, archived)
# Ha, very good.
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:06, archived)
# Melanie.

Click for bigger (125kb)
Other people I work (or used to work) with: Angelika | Nicola | Natalie | Charlotte | Rhiain
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:39, archived)
# She looks lovely and friendly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:40, archived)
# She is both of those things.
In fact, they all are.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:41, archived)
# For the last time, I'm not buying your women.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:44, archived)
# I do special discount rates in these times of Credit Crunch™.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:48, archived)
# *requests ratecard*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:50, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:44, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Nice eyes' !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:41, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:43, archived)
# nice colours, lovely
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:44, archived)
# I like these very much.
You work with such lovely smiley people.

I wish some of the feckers here would smile a bit more.
Then I wouldn't have to fire them!

mwahahhahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Kubrick Xander (from Buffy)'s torso + Kubrick Cordelia's head + toy car + that bobbly wire packing stuff =


(dandelionburdock, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:32, archived)
# that's pretty good
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:33, archived)
# excellent stuff
also still a favourite album of mine.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:38, archived)
# That's just splendid that is.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:39, archived)
# It's a less well known album
But I did a Lego take on the Lemonheads' Creator sleeve for another tribute album we put out a while back... I'll try and dig that out as well.
(dandelionburdock, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:40, archived)
# do Lick!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Have tried, many times
But it's really not easy trying to capture a cat licking a bald doll's head.

Will have to do it at some point, as we're putting together a tribute to Lick as well.
(dandelionburdock, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:44, archived)
# That's gorgeous
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Good deal !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:44, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Desktopable !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Are you my best friend?
He likes the Aquabats.
I think they are alright, but they're not my favourite.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:30, archived)
# whooo?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:31, archived)
# NO! Positive sea voyages!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:35, archived)
# When photoshop doesn't count...
It takes a genius to come up with "pen" and "paper".
Woo! Click! Aquabats!
(Captain Panic, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Been listening to Dreadzone ...

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:18, archived)
# I do not like this at all.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:19, archived)
# That's a shame
Because it fwaps about the very idea of you.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:19, archived)
# I find it disturbing.
I am not questioning the quality of your image, just describing the dread it instils in me.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:20, archived)
# at first i thought it was a back with a face
now i'm not sure what i'm seeing
*re-calibrates eyeballs*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:20, archived)
# i do like a drop of dreadzone
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Otherwise that massive marshmallow'll be dead angry and that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Pressing the glass . . .
Return of the Dread
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:23, archived)
# don't remember that one
ouch
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:34, archived)
[challenge entry] The White Albumen..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Hahaha
From now on I shall call you, 'Archie. The Waster of Heggles'!

And that no yolk!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Free Range,Organic or Tesco Value?

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Colombian Blacktail free Range Organic, sir - please....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Eggackley !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:20, archived)
# :D
yep, that's the one.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:20, archived)
# A) Doh!
B) Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:20, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmm, egg...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:21, archived)
# this is really making me want a nice fried egg on toats
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:41, archived)
# then my work here is done
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:43, archived)
# too much effort
I might just sit and think about it instead
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:46, archived)
# fried egg and bacon double decker
on extra buttery toats
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:49, archived)
# with slices of sausage
battered and deep fried
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:57, archived)
# yes.
i, on the other hand, am having a tiny-sized chippy meal
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:02, archived)
# I might have a slice of toats with a wee bit of marge on it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:06, archived)
# That had better be free range
or Hugh's Furry Writingstool will hunt you down.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:21, archived)
# hehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Standing ova-tion
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:26, archived)
# clearly photoshopped
and with an adobe file header

I had to check to decide if it was funny or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:27, archived)
# look out for the release of the new albumen!
it's out now!
(Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 19:18, archived)
# Look around you,
look around you, look around you, can you see what we are looking for.

(The Ear-Trumpet Addicting is NOT a word., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:43, archived)
# WITH A MELON!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:14, archived)
# MELON
MLON

MLLNLNNLMG

MLNLGLMGALNGLAMLGN

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:15, archived)
# I should have used a coin instead of a dollar bill.
'Change' and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:20, archived)
# at least you could melt the coin and make a useful metal object out of it
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:34, archived)
# hahahahaha
christ. I did one down there ages ago.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:16, archived)
# I had the largest problem getting the head right.
As you can see I opted for 'not bothering' in the end.

I perhaps should have not tried to use an actual picture of Obama as a baby and instead gone for just any old black baby with a pointy chin or Obama as an adult.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:18, archived)
# ^ Cock
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:19, archived)
# How can you say that when he is the ruler of the free world?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Baited breath . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:21, archived)
# oh dear
(2097, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:30, archived)
[challenge entry] 3rd time lucky
(I helped save b3ta! studlywonder, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:06, archived)
# booo thread deleter!



Nice image though!

I do quite like Toto
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Right, now hold on a second chap
See that button there marked edit? Use it instead of delete.

For the second time:

\o/ TOTO
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Yay!
I thought you'd run away! The board needs you.
*glee*
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:13, archived)
# I fail to see what for, it's still about.
But :D cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:15, archived)
# To maintain the Wow / not Wow ratio.
And to keep the hummus flowing.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:18, archived)
# :D what a compliment.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Erm, because you're fucking awesome and /board needs fucking awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Ahhhhh bless.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:20, archived)
# you have to stay!
we can't both go, who will arouse the menfolk?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:30, archived)
# From what I heard, that's more than covered.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Pffft!
easy, tiger...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:34, archived)
# fair enough
i'll just have to settle for teasing my local menfolk
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:34, archived)
# You'n me both it'd appear.
What is it with men you fancied years ago becoming interested 5 years after the fact?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:35, archived)
# i know
just as they've lost their looks and gained a gut
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Ah, see I just find men more attractive as they get older.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:40, archived)
# it depends on the man
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:42, archived)
# men are slow
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:39, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:40, archived)
# we're a bit slow, that's why
Edit: Gah! My point is proved!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:39, archived)
# I think it might have something to do with the 4ish stone I've lost....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:41, archived)
# i'm down by more than 6 now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Fucking hell, good girl!
Oh N, I'm dead proud.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:46, archived)
# *glees*
i'd lost 6 when i got weighed last month, i don't get weighed again till the 17th of december. it's murder having to wait! i'm down by 5 dress sizes, though
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:48, archived)
# Send me a gaz with pictures, you mysterious cow!
Really got to go though *hug* but I'm really proud of you, excellent work.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:49, archived)
# i'm waiting for my mate tom upload some recent pics
i'll gaz you a good one when he does.
'bye for now!
*re-hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:52, archived)
# *rains down in africa*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Do you miss them?
I do.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:10, archived)
# yes
i miss the 80's, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:11, archived)
# I do as well
because I was 6 at the end of them, and missed out on my favourite decade of pop music.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:11, archived)
# i was 6 at the start of them
you made me feel old :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:13, archived)
# You're only as old as the woman you feel.
Slap your paws on my busters and we'll call it quits.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:15, archived)
# I feel old now too
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:16, archived)
# You've already copped a feel.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:17, archived)
# sssh!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:20, archived)
# There's no point shushing now, middle of London in front of loads of people
hardly counts as a clandestine encounter, lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:22, archived)
# i'll have to warm them first
or your nipples will rip your rather smashing blouse
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:17, archived)
# :D SMASHING BLOUSE
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:17, archived)
# and a wazzo pair of jugs?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:22, archived)
# No, I want the real Kim Basinger.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:23, archived)
# her mouth is too wide
sorry, i meant good ev ening, your maaaaaaaam
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Squashed potatoes?
Yeah, I think I just sat down too quickly.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:26, archived)
# would you care to adjourn to the polo lounge?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:28, archived)
# YAY, BOTTOM. I have the season two DVD parked infront of my on my desk. Along with the Young Ones s1&2.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:30, archived)
# i've got hooligan's island and an arse oddity on dvd
hooligan's island rawks!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:31, archived)
# *looks blankly at nothing*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:33, archived)
# WATCH HOOLIGAN'S ISLAND.
i saw the weaqpons grade y-fronts tour live, it wasn't as good.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:40, archived)
# 0_0
I say!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:18, archived)
# pick up that monocle
and join in!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:22, archived)
# *lubes up*
Hello Ladies!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:24, archived)
# *watches her now rather shiny friend
skid past aforementioned ladies and headfirst into a cupboard*

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Feck!
Who left those rollerskates there?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:26, archived)
# whee!
do you really think you can handle us both?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:26, archived)
# *ahem*
One can but try.

It's one's duty, and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:27, archived)
# The man can deal with me with a hangover
without hitting me round the head.

He's got the gift, this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Comfy Seats in lovely quiet carriage
all the way back to London...

You even had the courtesy not to fall asleep!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:31, archived)
# I did put my head down a lot
it hurt to be in the light :-(

You've the patience of a saint. Several saints.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:34, archived)
# St Trinians, then?
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:36, archived)
# *pulls up stocking and scales school wall*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:38, archived)
# sounds like a keeper!
especially now my hangover is going!
is he slippery and pliant?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:33, archived)
# I'd prefer 'not that easy to pin down' rather than 'slippery'
if you don't mind.

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:35, archived)
# i like my men slippery
in a smooth and oiled sense
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Bring it on, baybeh!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:47, archived)
# *charges electrodes*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:51, archived)
# Goodness!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:54, archived)
# this has nothing to do with goodness
and everything to do with sexy, sexy naughtiness ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:56, archived)
# I'm going to hold you to that...
... and with that - He was gone!
*swirls cape and vanishes*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:07, archived)
# i have preempted you!
for i disappeared five minutes ago to have my tea!
'bye!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:09, archived)
# :D I feel strangely like you're a prospective buyer.
I should point out he's not mine to sell, I just hang around him like some sort of magnetic fruit bat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha!
and Nonsense!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:41, archived)
# i never buy men
i just rent them and send them back soiled
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:41, archived)
# sad
but remember, for every Phil Oakey, the was a Nick Haywood.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Some like both...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:27, archived)
# The 80s....
Hmmm, some very bad stuff happened in the 80s musically.

But on the the upside, we did get Win's "You've Got the Power", which was rather top.

Edit:
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:14, archived)
# i loved the 80's
the music rocked, the cxlothes were horrendous, but nobody cared!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:19, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Toto?
they were terrible, awful, big 80s AOR crap. Like The Cars, Chicago, Foreigner etc. Very little worth salvaging came from 80s production values.

Personally speaking, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Actually, I was referring to the rains.... etc etc etc
I would take exception to that list, though.

Candy-O was an excellent album. The title track especially.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:13, archived)
# oh, the rains
well yes, I miss them mainly because if they were doing their job we wouldn't have to suffer Bob Fucking Geldof.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:14, archived)
# i own this, i'm sorry
www.ponyinarope.com/images/cars_black.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Picture Discs!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:21, archived)
# oh yes
and coloured vinyl, the kids today are missing out on so much
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:22, archived)
# I got a scary lime green 12" last week and I'm young, fresh and 20.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:24, archived)
# I'm 23
and I've got motorhead and venom picture discs.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:26, archived)
# I tend to buy black vinyl over colour and picdiscs, but I do have a rather good Napalm Death - Harmony Corruption picture 12".
Highfives, dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:28, archived)
# I tend to buy motorhead and venom vinyl
it's alllllllll good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:29, archived)
# :) no one has heard of half my rekkids.
NOW PLAYING: Spaceboy - Searching the Stone Library for the Green Page of Illusion.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:31, archived)
# NOW PLAYING: shit all, I'm at bloody work.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:38, archived)
# I see your Spaceboy and the blah blah blah
and raise you a Gregory Hoskins & The Stickpeople, so there!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Yeah, neither of you are listening to Fathoms, are you?
*shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Actually, I'm currently listening to Ed Reardon's Week (Radio 4)
which is superb.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:43, archived)
# I read something about them the other day. *thumbs through copy of Rock-A-Rolla*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:44, archived)
# My first ever album was on blue vinyl.
a double album, no less, with 'blue' in the title, as it happens...

Jet Records...

no more clues...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:26, archived)
# I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW
out of the blue by ELO.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:30, archived)
# OK, you win.
Pressie arrives tomorrow...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:33, archived)
# \o/ I was right?!
Woohoo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Nice
fucking sight less painful too I'll bet.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Yes
But WAY less effort. I think you should win an award...
(I helped save b3ta! studlywonder, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:18, archived)
# hello everyone, what's going on
I am scared

*hides under blanky*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:11, archived)
# It sure is . . . I see a lump . . .
*kicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:22, archived)
# wese gotta country style lump kickin!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:35, archived)
[challenge entry] We want to be free, to do what we wanna do.
Even if that involves spending £5 on facepaints that sting to fuck,
contain no usable yellow, and result in abhorrences like this.

*sobs*
Screamadelica
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:06, archived)
# RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:06, archived)
# It's a great album
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:07, archived)
# And the album is?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Screamadelica
Primal Scream
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=1dv03SDIVD8

[edit] Oh Man..that was nearly 19 years ago :(
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Ah I see!
I know that album :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:09, archived)
# AHHHHHHHHH
KILL IT! KILL IT WITH NAPALM!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:06, archived)
# :D By crikey, there's a friendly and calming face.
You should work on reception for A&E. In the dark.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Haha
I just supply the prescriptions. And needles. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Oooh I need some hypodermic needles.
I think I'd find them really useful when cooking.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:09, archived)
# We have tons of spares.
Boxes that got crushed etc. Pefectly safe, just unpresentable.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:11, archived)
# *little miss grabby hands*
You lucky person. What do you do with them?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:12, archived)
# You can get free ones from most chemists in towns or cities of any size
they'll give you 10 or so at a time.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:15, archived)
# :O
That's possibly the greatest single piece of information anyone's ever given me.

*gets a t shirt made with 'NOT A SKAG ADDICT' across the front*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:16, archived)
# probably worth looking up who does and who doesn't before you go asking
the ones that do tend to offer a sealy bag for taking them away again.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:19, archived)
# There's a point
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Just reminded me of a 'shop I wanted to do
*needle exchanges*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:26, archived)
# He has a point.
Just turn up and say you need some clean works.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:17, archived)
# I do honestly want them for cooking.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:18, archived)
# I am useful for some things though.
I sent rob a pad of NHS breastfeeding post-its and some no-smoking pens for his corporate tat collection.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:19, archived)
# He collects corporate tat?
I didn't know this, he could have some letterhead or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:21, archived)
# It was in a newsletter, way back.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:25, archived)
# wow
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Hahahahaha
That's nothing like it!

Points for effort though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:09, archived)
# this arouses me strangely
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:09, archived)
# there's a bit of it about
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:10, archived)
# *rubs nipples*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:11, archived)
# you sad, sad fucker :)
turn off your computer and go outside please, i beg you.

edit/ might be as well to have a wash first though
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:09, archived)
# I just came back from work
I'm staying put :P
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:12, archived)
# that's a fine example of dedication to your art
* actually sits shaking head as he types
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Hahaha
I just thought, what the hey. How hard can it be?
I can still feel the sting.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:22, archived)
# totally photoshopped
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Wow!
5 extra points for effort
9 extra points for expression!
WYH!
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Now you'l be stuck like that !
Freaky !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:12, archived)
# top marks for effort
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Reamadelica, more like!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Superb.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:50, archived)
# You go girl !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Words can't quite express the combination of confusion and unease this gives me.....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:03, archived)
# I wanna die with you Wendy on the streets tonight in an everlasting kiss
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:04, archived)
# .....Wendy Richards?
You'll have to hurry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:06, archived)
# I know, I had the 'do I post that?' moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Always, pickle, always...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:08, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:09, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Right, two people still talking to me.
Thank goodness.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:14, archived)
# :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:19, archived)
# oh
it's almost dibs time
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:13, archived)
# and arousal, of course
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:05, archived)
# But of course, Mr Horrible's in the house.
Sorry, hizzouse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:06, archived)
# that usually lowers the arousalage of the populace
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Like I'm your average prole....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:10, archived)
# you make a very good point
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:14, archived)
# :D you'd better believe it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:23, archived)
# /ac
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:06, archived)
# its the twitching handed hoodie mouse in the background that alarms me.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Dinner dinner dinner dinner RAPEMOUSE
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Wowowowow, have you heard of a band called Cynic?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Probably, it's hard to keep track nowadays.
Genre?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Um. Well, spacey proggy metal-y.
They released an album back in 1993, and they've just released the follow up. Give them a listen on myspace or something when you can, it seems like the sort of thing you could enjoy, from what I think I know about your taste in music anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Label?
*toddles to google*

Oh! Season!

Ooooh that artwork's pretty fucking lush.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Seasons of Mist.
www.myspace.com/cyniconline

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Ooo this sounds/looks good

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:30, archived)
# I just rapidshared the album, it's up on the playlist next. I do so hope it's as fun sounding as the clips suggest.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Veil of Maya ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:13, archived)
# adjusting her man parts ?
wooful pic, as always
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:04, archived)
# ^
I can always tell a Valin™
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Ka- Ching . . . another 50/60 split !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Always knew that Minnie was a slag.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:04, archived)
# and she's fucking goofy
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Badum, tish.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Vaaaalin, tell me about your taste in music. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Electric guitar instrum mentals . . .
Like Gary Hoey and such !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Ah, he's not half bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Have you heard his version of . . . Money ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:11, archived)
# I haven't - but I shall have a looksee on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Found it on deezer
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:27, archived)
# this is so wrong
it has become right
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:06, archived)
# What happens on December the 13th?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:07, archived)
# i get cut off
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:09, archived)
# arghnoowhywhatdidyoudo?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:09, archived)
# i became poor
and told cable they could whistle for their money
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:13, archived)
# SNIFFLE :*(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:16, archived)
# aawww, don't cry!
i'll still look in whenever i can get near a puter
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:38, archived)
# What gets cut off and how much ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:10, archived)
# my nipples
enjoy them while you can!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:27, archived)
# I shall cherish them as if they were my own !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:29, archived)
# you'd better!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Samuel Finer's Cyclic Theory of B3ta...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:09, archived)
# ah, something thought-provoking!
i can always count on you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:16, archived)
# *hugs*
Bless you. :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:19, archived)
# nobody else will ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:24, archived)
# *disconnects your broadband*
:-P
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:29, archived)
# nooooooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:36, archived)
# the mouse at the back is making him/her do it!
Syler/
(waxdart hello., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:09, archived)
# What's going on with Mickey there?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:16, archived)
# He's gettin' itchy !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:18, archived)
# 'ternoon

was better in m' head.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:47, archived)
# My FX pedal is still alive! Yey!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:48, archived)
# You have only one?
Have you not heard that there are at least 2 FX now?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:49, archived)
# ah shit, ams I out of dates again?
poo.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Yes the second FX came in in 2005 and is called Jeff.
I hated doing GT for lazy 'artists' they always wanted you to do their FX for ya!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:53, archived)
# wait till christmas
there are always loads of the fuckers around that no-one wants to eat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)
# great out of context quote
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)
# heheh
the only good place for dates is in date and walnut cake
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Talking of which. I found my old Xmas post from last year earlier...


Although it's now under filesize limit:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:58, archived)
# thats why i got shit presents then :(
they where massive boxes with feck all in 'em :(
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Sounds like an unpopular Essex girl:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:59, archived)
# I love the backwards tag on Joseph.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Yeah I had the PC back to front:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:00, archived)
# MY BIRTHDAY'S ON A SUNDAY THIS YEAR
hooray, this means I've got dec 1 and 2nd off as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:00, archived)
# hello
How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Oooh sorry chap, didn't see this here
I'm alright. Tentative. You?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:11, archived)
# NOT ON A
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Nothing tops Rex the Runt!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:01, archived)
# nope
and it tends to be shown at christmas too

You sig is very true, people who use that word should die
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Chillax dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:05, archived)
# vince!
*loves*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Vince for PM
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:03, archived)
# yes.
make it so.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:05, archived)
# no it isn't
try again, noob
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:04, archived)
# "Although it's now under filesize limit:P"
Sorry?

No it's not.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:07, archived)
# are you suggesting that jesus is a noob?
*jihads*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:07, archived)
# oooh time for a sig change!
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)
[challenge entry] yep.
and for a crap repost for teh compo
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)
# I did actually manage to fix a Wah-wah at a live gig one using nothing but a roll up:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)
# well done
i've temporarily bodged the psu connection with silver foil and a bit of a swan filters packet.
soldering will have to wait until i can be arsed to go to maplins.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)
# I soldered with the roll up.
I heard that story back to me a stupid number of times. I even heard someone saying that they did it at the gig I worked:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:59, archived)
# you fucking macgyver hero.
i best it was unsmokable afterwards though.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:01, archived)
# I couldn't smoke for about a week after!
I even got disciplined for smoke on the rig afterwards! It really pissed me off as obviouslt all the FX were in series there was no gain coming out the the lead guitar at all!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:03, archived)
# :)
users1.ml.mindenkilapja.hu/users/poker-zenekar/uploads/product.BOSS-GT6.large.jpg

My one
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)
# oooh thats noice
*wants*
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)
# I went for the VOX ToneLab SE :)
And I still have my '91 Korg A6 which is perfectly serviceable.
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Mine bloody isn't.
Someone come and fix my delay plsthx.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)
# I like it!
and before Freebs gets there:


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:51, archived)
# aceness
you spotted the 2 additions aswell as the tower switch
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:53, archived)
# hahahaha!
too subtle for me, although now you've said.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)
# hehehehe!
did you see this
www.b3tards.com/u/976e0482d5f7b8a53847/dscf8397.jpg
a lovely chap, a tad messy with his dinner though
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Haha - I did indeed!
Great Anorak!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:00, archived)
# bless him
it's usually tied up with a bit of webbing, he's a great chap and i do feel a modicum of guilt posting his pic but....
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Tish and Pish, sir
It's the unsavoury stains on his jeans that set him up as a target.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:05, archived)
# oh pants
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)
# hehehe
'Quick 'Shop McGraw', that what they *never* call me.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:59, archived)
# I've just had a great idea
remind me tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:00, archived)
# *forgets to sets reminder to remind freebs*
/recurring Outlook hell loop
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Yay for moving stuff about!


(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)
# I love this :D
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)
# ooo bridges, i can stick this here then
You can drive your smartcar/bus/van/planes over this smartbridge

Its actually the Humber bridge circa 1980, before they made the river wider.


(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Might as well I suppose...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:28, archived)
# fake
no shark
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:43, archived)
# That Sydney harbour one is marvelous, sir
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Thanks!
I prefer the first one actually, but I did muck up the shadow.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:05, archived)
# They are both excellent, I just love that view of the bay, as it happens...

Edit: It's all the little boats whizzing around, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:08, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Yes I know...

...it's shopped, you try finding a pool and a Dollar at 4.55pm!
Edit: Bows down to mob ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:46, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:47, archived)
# epic
fail
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:47, archived)
# READ THE FACKIN BLURB YOU CAAAAAAAAANT!
/Riverghost

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Nice-*ducks thrown bottle* NIC-*shouts over angry mob*
NICELY SHOPPED.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Tsk, don't bow down to the mob. It's like the Daily Mail getting someone fired.
It'll only encourage them.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)
# its already bindun
without shoppery
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:48, archived)
# You could have posted it uncompoed
You're fired!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:48, archived)
# who's the bald bloke with the tiny cock?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:48, archived)
# /Unused Shaft lyrics blog.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)
# aww
mindpissed by riverghost!

*slashes wrists*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Poor lad, how's he going to play now?
Give them back.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:53, archived)
# I don't really understand what you mean.
Sorry, I need to go to bed, or blow my nose or something.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Slash's wrists.
I'm wasted on you, I really am.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:57, archived)
# ooooh, right
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:05, archived)
# not much to piss:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)
# my dad
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Ninj!
Y'daaaaaamn right...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)
# sometimes...
I do worry about you mate!
(webmeister is ready for the pub, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Is that Alan Sugar?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:49, archived)
# No its a penis.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)
# It'd be just as funny not compo'd
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:49, archived)
# i choose to post this kitten here
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)
# PFffft!
There should be a name for when a reply/pearoast is better than the orinal post. Suggestions?
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Thread-Trump?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:58, archived)
# perfect
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:19, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Coz the haven't dropped yet?:P
hahahaha. 'ningles fella.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:01, archived)
# i recognise that album
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Two cock Steve we called him, wanna guess why?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)
# he owned a small chicken farm
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:58, archived)
# You knew him then?
Nice bloke, Two Cock Steve.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:00, archived)

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