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5th December - Golf Course

I've only got about a month and a half left on this one a day lark, get your requests in quick

(PagettyPol something something something, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:04, archived)

sea side fishing town thingy

:D

how rude of me!

that is all of the lullys

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:04, archived)

that's very pretty :)

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:04, archived)

Requests?

The Chilterns, as seen from Coombe Hill, if you're really up for requests. I think it'd suit your style*, and it's beautiful.

*or at least, I'd like to see it in your style, see what you could do with it.

Also, this is lovely stuff.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:04, archived)

that's lully:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:05, archived)

this is very lovely

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:07, archived)

lully! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:17, archived)

this are very nice

can you do a view of Suilven from Lochinver?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:17, archived)

nice

most serene

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:38, archived)

LOL

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:59, archived)

LOL

also...YOU LOSE THE GAME

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:59, archived)

pffft

KIDNAPLOL

She looks kind of like Darth Vader without his helmet

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:59, archived)

Why is rob being arrested?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:59, archived)

ahaha

turns out he's he's a member of the benefits class

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:00, archived)

Or "the unknown underclass" as jeremy Vine called them

They probably are unknown if you live a £2 million penthouse apratment Vine, you cunt

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:03, archived)

If they're unknown

how does he know about them? If they are unknown, does his knowledge of them cause them spontaniously cease to exist?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:05, archived)

now Karen is a member of the incarcerated class, where she will continue to sponge off the rest of us. Eventually she'll be released, and will start claiming benefits and spawning criminals again.

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:11, archived)

kidnapped maddy

to give b3ta a mime/bandwagon

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:01, archived)

I was thinking that

Rob had better days...

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:11, archived)

BWAHAHAHAHA!

And with that, A Vagabond fell back in love with B3ta

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:00, archived)

*snort*

I do like the odd lolcat, lolfish, lolparent.

Some wanker said I looked like her yesterday. Like shit do I.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:00, archived)

THAT'S SO UNTRUE!

You don't have that jacket!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:01, archived)

:-(

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:01, archived)

*obliges*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:01, archived)

:D good work

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:02, archived)

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:10, archived)

i fucking love whelks

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:29, archived)

should have kidnaped them ><

(munzor in the jungle, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:02, archived)

How much reward money would be offered for a Watford peasant in their mid 20s.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:02, archived)

12p?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:02, archived)

Is it worth it?

Plus then I'd have to house the cunt.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:03, archived)

If it's any consolation, now that I've grown a goatee

I was told "Yeah you've always reminded me of Gary Glitter" hahahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:05, archived)

Ooooooh, that's a bit harsh.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:08, archived)

Hey!

I can hear you talking about me!

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Joliet, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:06, archived)

Not in the slightest

you know better than to accuse me of looking like Karen Matthews.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:08, archived)

True

I'll sneak over to his house and cunt him in the fuck for you x

*Tools up to hunt down mid-twentyites in Watford town centre on a Friday night - and finds she has her work cut out*

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Joliet, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:09, archived)

Wear gloves, he's a Herts chav

in the awfullest sense.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:10, archived)

I've seen them, as I live there.

It's a freakshow and no mistake.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:15, archived)

*gets out sniper rifle*

Tell me who said that.

They won't be bothering you again, honey.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:05, archived)

I don't know his name, but he's temping for us.

Dick. Not you, him.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:07, archived)

arf!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:03, archived)

sadtrombone.com/

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:08, archived)

Hah hah hah hah hah

Fucking ace

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:09, archived)

Dear God

She looks like the emperor from Star Wars!!!

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Rico, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:20, archived)

Great to see...

...TV's Leslie Ash reprising her role as a copper, there.

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:46, archived)

This actually did make me LOL

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:56, archived)

It's truely true!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:50, archived)

hehehehe :)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:51, archived)

hahaha

i thought that was going to be a bumming joke

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:51, archived)

THat's the other way they made vegemite:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:52, archived)

'Marmite factory' is a euphemism as far as I'm concerned.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:51, archived)

For what?

*innocents*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:52, archived)

*sings* aaaaaaanuuuuuuus

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:55, archived)

What a lovely song!

;-)

Edit: "Everybody needs good Aaaannnus...."

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:57, archived)

*does a little twirl and sings it again*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:57, archived)

And then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like "BIG AAANUS"

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:00, archived)

yeah, that'd probably do it...

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:03, archived)

Pffftft!

*runs around shouting*

ANUS! ANUS! ANUS! ANUS! ANUS! ANUS!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:57, archived)

Someone call Jahled....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:58, archived)

R to tha I to tha muthafukkin S?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:58, archived)

Access to tranquiliser guns.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:59, archived)

Is now the right time to point out that an anagram of Santa Claus is La Scat Anus?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:59, archived)

I don't think there's a better time...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:59, archived)

Do you have a special attachment for the manwife?:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:53, archived)

Yes, it's called "Riverghost"

Ankle-clutching time again!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:54, archived)

You said that was hair gel!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:59, archived)

I don't bum him, you know.

I've barely bummed anyone, really.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:56, archived)

I can't see it due to stupid work internet filter.

Describe it to me.

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:52, archived)

Well, there's loads of kittens

and it's all sunny and everything!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:53, archived)

Could you see it in jpg form?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:53, archived)

Na, not if it's hosted on b3tards.

b3tards is blocked because it is 'Web Communiactions"

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:57, archived)

OK I've changed it

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:58, archived)

Braw!

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:03, archived)

it extols the virtue of vegemite and says marmite is rubbish.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:54, archived)

Not even the internet could convey such lunacy!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:02, archived)

it's a picture of riverghost's mum

and she's right dirty

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:56, archived)

Hot stuff!

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:57, archived)

Verily, sir.

102% truth.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:54, archived)

haha :)

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:54, archived)

Hohohoho!

Splendid!

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:03, archived)

Jebus!

You must see next to no images!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:06, archived)

That's right, pretty much nothing but words and letters and stuff.

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:16, archived)

Hater of Lidl

(Spaff_Quaffer Wise fwom your gwave., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:46, archived)

lidle peanut m&m's

are better than the real thing

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:47, archived)

really?

*takes notes*

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:49, archived)

indeed

that's the only recommendatino i can think of at the minute
the rest of their stock is so variable

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:51, archived)

a recommendatino is an italian recommendation

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:52, archived)

pfft! - numpty

EDIT/ and is lidle their French brand?

Oh, I thought it was peanut butter

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:58, archived)

Hahahaha!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:47, archived)

ACENESS!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:47, archived)

hahaha

"Mein Fuhrer, ve haff captured der 'Curious Albanian Flavoured Vodka' aisle"

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:48, archived)

What do Albanians taste like anyway?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:50, archived)

Polish.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:52, archived)

hahaha

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:18, archived)

whehehe

nicey!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:52, archived)

Lidls is one of my favourite shops

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:53, archived)

Their 75% cocoa Ecuadoran single plantation chocolate (the red one)

is the finest chocolate in the UK at this moment.

103.7% of FACT.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:02, archived)

Hmmm

(bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:46, archived)

TURBO DUCK!!!

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:47, archived)

Rubber duck keeps bouncin bouncin

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:48, archived)

HOVERDUCK IS HOVERIN

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:48, archived)

somebody show that duck where the toilets are!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:49, archived)

*insert weak Toilet Duck joke here*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:50, archived)

He never goes anywhere without it...

man purse

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:43, archived)

if thats shopped.........

...fuck me

thats good!

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:45, archived)

You can tell it is shopped...

the shadows are all wrong

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:46, archived)

then

top shop sir!

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:47, archived)

Opposing light sources etc.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:48, archived)

Piss of the mind!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:49, archived)

Opposing light sauces

Moon landing shadows

etc

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:48, archived)

I always wondered where he left his clothes

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:46, archived)

Not Shopped

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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:38, archived)

normally i turn into a raging-bummer-nazi at this point

but thats quite funny :-)

where was it?

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:38, archived)

I thought I posted this

on the main board.

My first entry.

It is not an anagram

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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:07, archived)

Then please replace with a shopped. Have you read the FAQ?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:38, archived)

*peers at username*

Your name's not Burt Reynolds, is it?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:39, archived)

no donation icon

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:40, archived)

i like shops

i get to buy things

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:39, archived)

What's the anagram, love?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:39, archived)

vole

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:40, archived)

how shrewd

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:41, archived)

*hurts with pointy things*

in a nice way.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:42, archived)

heheh

did you see this nonsense from earlier?
www.b3ta.com/board/8998145

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:41, archived)

hahahaha

*fucks glove full of sick*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:47, archived)

weirdo

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:48, archived)

hehe

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:50, archived)

why not - it's Friday!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:49, archived)

surely...

wait, I am confused on all fronts now

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:40, archived)

woopdeedoo

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:42, archived)

more of this

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:44, archived)

something photo?

ok i give up, only because I don't know if it is actually an anagram or not...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:44, archived)

Say whaaaat, motherfucker?

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:44, archived)

someone had too..

sorry bout size anyone give me pointers on making smaller?

(pancakes_n_ham, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:01, archived)

Yep.

Make it smaller.

Then when you're posting it you include width = "desired width" in your html to biggen it back up

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:07, archived)

why thank you

good sir

(pancakes_n_ham, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:11, archived)

This:

CFB

EDIT: Is it so bad to be a rapist?

EDIT EDIT: And you're all a shower of cunts hahahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:33, archived)

is that from watchmen

or are you a rapist?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:34, archived)

Haha

Dr Manhandle

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:35, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:36, archived)

are you a rapist?

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:34, archived)

see, I like these a lot

but they remind me that Slough high street is only 3 minutes away - or are you a rapist?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:35, archived)

Arf!

I love the fact that 3 different people have come to the same conclusion.

Edit: Make that 6 and counting...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:38, archived)

Are you a rapist?

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:36, archived)

are you a rapist?

ARE YOU?

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:37, archived)

are you a therapist?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:38, archived)

*joins in*

So, are you a rapist?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:39, archived)

Do you play the theramin?

^{Also: I likes it.}

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:43, archived)

Cheers

and no - I'm a drummer not a musician.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:46, archived)

Since there seems to be and emo thread afoot...

Also ningles and long time etc...

(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:28, archived)

aww you made Emos look cute

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:29, archived)

I think

he's trying to look angry... but he is, after all, an emo pussy... :)

(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:31, archived)

that's what is making him look cute :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:32, archived)

emos want to look cute

that's the whole point, it is the practice of being miserable and wearing black in order to impress emo women.

Goths, however, tend to be genuinely miserable.

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:33, archived)

other way round in my experience

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:34, archived)

Most goths I know (and that'd be a few, seeing as I'm a bit of a lapsed one)

are all really upbeat. Me especially. I was a bit of a cheery goff.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:36, archived)

i need to see you in stripy tights

and boots

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:37, archived)

There'll be photos somewhere.

all corsets and fake ID, I was. Ah, memories.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:38, archived)

*bongles*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:40, archived)

Yerwhat?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:42, archived)

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bongle

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:49, archived)

Fabulous!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:57, archived)

boots is open late tonight

3 for 2 on No7 cosmetics

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:38, archived)

true

I'll rephrase that - They tend to be miserable, but in a nice, friendly way!

I think South Park explains it best:

www.southparkzone.com/episodes/1214/The-Ungroundable.html

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:38, archived)

I was a happy goth

until I cut all my hair off

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:37, archived)

you can have my badge as well...

www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/63724/1226574749/emobadge.png

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:32, archived)

Yay

...i'm feeling shame now...

(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:57, archived)

Aherm....

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Ninj, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:28, archived)

O_O

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:28, archived)

hahaha

sparta lives!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:29, archived)

hehehe

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:29, archived)

\o/

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:29, archived)

bandwagon a-ho!

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:32, archived)

Bless him, couldn't even make it to a decent armourers....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:41, archived)

Do 'im up the slap :)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:17, archived)

would

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:17, archived)

but only if he promises to be angry throughout.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:18, archived)

:D Angry and shackled

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:20, archived)

GRRAAAAAAAR

yep. That'd be top. Then a nice, mildly drunk and annoyed Danny Dyer.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:21, archived)

oh fuck.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:22, archived)

He was on Nevermind the Buzzcocks recently over here.

You must download it, he's got even better. Even more London as well, if that's even possible.

Back in a mo, must get some Joe. (hurrah for rhyming)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:23, archived)

Oh, must have missed it

I saw him on Alan Carr's quiz show looking very self-concious and having his leg waxed

*rubs thighs*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:25, archived)

Download iiiiiiiit

it's too good, and I think there's a fairly tight check shirt involved.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:35, archived)

joe cocker?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:26, archived)

She can leave her hat on.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:27, archived)

I don't like him

he gives me the fear - every time I see him on the telly I think he's going to have a heart attack

makes me nervous

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:33, archived)

Hot Town Summer in the City

YEEUUUUEEAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:34, archived)

this will happen one day

you mark my words

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:36, archived)

Joe....coffee.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:34, archived)

nevereardofim

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:36, archived)

He's delicious.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:37, archived)

/ac answer

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:18, archived)

You calling me a slaaaag??

http://www.b3ta.com/board/8998186

:)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:21, archived)

Never!

and Phwoar!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:21, archived)

is that a cdc owl behind his back?

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:18, archived)

no, but there should be more of these in the world

I for one welcome our new-found CDC friends.

PS it's a kestrel.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:19, archived)

I thought it was a sort of cross between a cobra and a Roman vase.

Although my eyes aren't properly awake yet, I've only had two coffees.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:19, archived)

AFGHANISTAN'S FIGHTYEST NONCES!

woo yay

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:21, archived)

GRand!

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:23, archived)

'ning

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:11, archived)

Gnocchi?

THIS

IS

PASTAAAAAAA!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:12, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:13, archived)

hahahahaha

brill and ningles

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:14, archived)

this is the best of these

well done that man :)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:17, archived)

lol!

Quite possibly the worst person to have in the Samaritans, along with Russel Brand, anyone from Coldplay or Gordon Brown.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:18, archived)

Or Grey Bloke.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:25, archived)

Or the drummer from Radiohead.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:32, archived)

My favourite of all the 300 pics

Nice work

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Q4nobody, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:54, archived)

Picky bitch, he won't get scraps talking like that in MY kitchen.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:14, archived)

THIS

IS

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:14, archived)

TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:15, archived)

Country and Western?

DOLLY PAAAAARRRRTON!

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:23, archived)

let me just slip this in here...

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:24, archived)

WHEHEHE

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:29, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:34, archived)

Bloody Emo Snack Films...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:01, archived)

Hahaha

I love that marmite yet again appears over a vegemite post:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:02, archived)

you eat twigs?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:04, archived)

I'm more partial to the lets though.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:04, archived)

As, indeed, it should be...

Vegemite, I ask you - from a country that honestly thinks VB is a beer, for gods sake....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:04, archived)

does anyone ever think of the good things that come out of australia?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:06, archived)

*falls off chair laughing*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:07, archived)

racist.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:07, archived)

That's not racism!

That's just going for an easy target!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)

Quite so.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)

The Australians are a race?

well they fucking lost that one, in that case.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)

we won more americas cups than you did

in less attempts from memory...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:11, archived)

I didn't know you sailed?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:12, archived)

i was talking on behalf of australia.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:12, archived)

I see

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:13, archived)

I'm sure he was elected to the position.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:14, archived)

Shirley they could have elected a better spokesman?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:15, archived)

being a loud opinionated shit is all part of being australian.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:17, archived)

I think you'll find that's more of a personal thing.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:19, archived)

im surprisingly quiet in person.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:21, archived)

'You' meaning English / British?

in which case FAIL.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:12, archived)

No he meant you personally

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:13, archived)

Can't argue with that.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:13, archived)

you're not a pommie bastard then?

bugger.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:15, archived)

http://www.b3ta.com/board/8998391

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:20, archived)

then why have the most fancy of oxford type names?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:23, archived)

Oxford Type Names?????

Radio History, you oaf!
Round The Horne? A Kenneth Williams character from that show?

C'mon - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Round_the_Horne

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:27, archived)

ah the oxford slang is from that...ooops, well i did read the dictionary entry a while ago...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:35, archived)

fewer

... I don't mean to be a cunt - it just happens

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:12, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/America's_Cup

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:15, archived)

He was correcting your grammar

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:15, archived)

oh. oops.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:16, archived)

Evidently not an Antipodean achievement

to be boasted of.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:17, archived)

english as a language is barely taught in highschool here

there was a bit of an outcry recently when it was suggested that spelling, grammar and punctuation should be introduced into the syallabus at the expense of watching films like bladerunner.

so yeah, point agreed...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:20, archived)

erm...

skin cancer research?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:07, archived)

it's usefull isn't it? penicillin purifaction

cervical cancer virus vaccine. there is a fairly decent contribution to medicine from aus.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)

indeed - the Australian Englightenment period

has contributed much to the way we live our lives today...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:12, archived)

Yes we do!

How would anyone get served in a bar and there's also the sterling work they do in stopping West London from being empty!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:07, archived)

what would become of daytime television?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)

and bad pop?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)

and the hot pant industry

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:19, archived)

haha, it's almost the inverse here, just swap west london for bondi beach and we're done.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)

Except with the advantage that they can spend three or four pounds and buy a house.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:12, archived)

True

Barry Humphries and Rolf Harris are demigods

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)

barry humphries was born in england.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)

hmm. one demigod then.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:13, archived)

nings

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:06, archived)

Hello you!

*impromptu snogs*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:07, archived)

woo! :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:15, archived)

ha ha ha

*cracks open a tinny*
*decanters it into a thimble...*

mmmm - not satisfying.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:07, archived)

I bloody love twiglets, my profile confims this too

woo!

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:03, archived)

*checks

*confirms

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:04, archived)

Yes. Yes it does.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:06, archived)

I'd actually watch that over Twilight.

I'm off to the pub tonight, our local rock haunt. It's always overrun by kids (of which I was myself one once, in that very pub) and I bet this'll be the topic of conversation for those with their half of coke topped up with illicit Tesco cheap booze.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:04, archived)

I'd rather rub a heady cocktail of ground glass and shit in my eyes

than suffer this emo crap.

Still, I bet the cb3tans love it.

Anyway, how are you, lovely? *hugs*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:06, archived)

*biiiig hug*

I'm alright, it's Friday! Plus I watched one of my favourite films last night, and another good one so I am happy. You?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)

Oh, rumbling along.

and....

Off to San Francisco in 10 days!

\o/

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:16, archived)

Oooooh!

Most swish. Don't fall down a hill....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:17, archived)

"~~a hill~~ roaring drunk" would be better advice.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:19, archived)

Don't do that either

and if you do, be British and charmingly drunk. Imagine yourself at all times in a smoking jacket.

Right, coffee time.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:22, archived)

Hahaha.

this is brilliant.

(Maynard Human After All., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:04, archived)

Thank 'ee

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:21, archived)

what's this now?

... you've confused me

also - morning.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:05, archived)

Morning, sir!

A dangerous foray for me, popular culture.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:06, archived)

*sits down*

well - don't make a habit of it or the butler will be instructed to ensure you are no longer permitted admittance to the club.

*consumes opium seeds*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)

I do apologise.

*is chastened*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:11, archived)

I know where you can get them.

My old rented house has white poppies outside it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:12, archived)

hahaha

my student diet consisted almost exclusively of twiglets, wine gums & strawberry milkshake

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:05, archived)

A fine combination, if I may say

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)

Smashing!

Twiglets aren't as popular now as they used to be back in the days.

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)

Hello!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:18, archived)

Top of the day to you

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:25, archived)

Are you back into active b3ta service then?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:29, archived)

I'm trying to

but I have a new job that involves me having to do actual proper work, which makes b3taing quite difficult at the moment.

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:51, archived)

We should start a Facebook petition!

or then again, perhaps not....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:23, archived)

THAT's...

A) Bloody well done
B) Bloody clever....
C) Err...oh that's it...you're smashing
D) I *click*

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Ninj, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)

Bless you, sir

btw, did you see the second attempt?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:13, archived)

Ooh, no...

...I think I missed that, be a luv and give me a link ;-)

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Ninj, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:29, archived)

ere ya go...

www.b3ta.com/board/8996596

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:31, archived)

Oof my word...

That is fantastic, as per usual sir!! :D

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Ninj, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:33, archived)

Ha ha bloody brilliant.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:11, archived)

Cheers, sir!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:18, archived)

better get this out then...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:12, archived)

hahahaha!

`He's the New Orlando Bloom apparently.

Is that a good thing?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:20, archived)

Hmmm....

doubtful. ;-)

In other news: 'Ning!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:24, archived)

NINGS!!!!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:39, archived)

Probably bindun...

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hYpe is as puzzled as the oyster, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:01, archived)

Report to the headmaster for a spanging, good sir.

*waits for Enter the Dragon*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:03, archived)

hahaha

it goes well with yesterday's 'Escape from New York'

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:04, archived)

And this...

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hYpe is as puzzled as the oyster, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:07, archived)

yes

EDIT:

Now do "The Empire clicks back"

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:04, archived)

was going to be my next one...

The Empire Strikes Backspace

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hYpe is as puzzled as the oyster, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:21, archived)

Oh lord

I like yout Turner At-At and all

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:06, archived)

*megaspang*

oh darn, all my autocompletes are gone again

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:06, archived)

YES...Wait. NO.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:11, archived)

hahaha!

'nearly'

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:15, archived)

hahaha!

sci-fi: check
computers: check

i feast on your geekiness

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spacefish bong!, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:20, archived)

Lilac Meat

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:00, archived)

I'm not awake enough to be able to handle Lars' face.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:04, archived)

Who is?

Natural gnops that man

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:05, archived)

Kirk's looking good though. Beautiful little Kirk.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)

I think I'm never awake enough

'lo captain!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)

Hello lovely!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:11, archived)

all excellent?

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:13, archived)

Aye, it's Friday, that's good enough for me.

You?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:15, archived)

Yay!

I just came back from Cuba. Mighty fine country to drive around in. Visited some friends, bought some cigars and rum. Went diving. Awesome stuff.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:20, archived)

CIGARS! \o/

Glad you had fun, lovely.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:24, archived)

I bought a $500 box of them

in 'the circuit' for about $50

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:30, archived)

thanks to finite for the idea

and to all those in bazzas thread www.b3ta.com/board/8998207

go spin on a dick ;)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:00, archived)

hahaha

It's amazing what imagination can do!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:02, archived)

mine or finites?

although it seems im going to be crushed in a threadrush.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:02, archived)

Yours

And yet again vegemite is under marmite:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:02, archived)

I have no opinion about either of these products

so I'm going to keep quiet

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:03, archived)

suit yourself.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:05, archived)

Vegemite is just like Marmite that hasn't been well

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:03, archived)

marmite is too sweet.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:04, archived)

HAHAHAHA

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:20, archived)

Feels good man.

Everyone good this morning?

(Maynard Human After All., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:51, archived)

All the better for seeing you and Sexy Eamonn.

(this is his name, for a girl I went to school with was OBSESSED with him.)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:52, archived)

I take it she sought help?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:53, archived)

To be fair to her, I fancy Lemmy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:54, archived)

It's understandable.

(Maynard Human After All., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:54, archived)

He's a bit lovely.

Are you named after the slapheaded purveyor of beautiful pretention?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:56, archived)

No.

I like wine gums.

(Maynard Human After All., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:00, archived)

Bah.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:01, archived)

I had a dream once

where I painted Lemmy's big wart red and wrote 'Turbo Boost' on it

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:55, archived)

That. Sounds. Awesome.

I could use that in the bedroom.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:56, archived)

hahaha

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:57, archived)

This needs to be made real.

Not real real. Photship real. Unless you have real real Lemmy at your disposal. Which you might do I don't know.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:59, archived)

If he's withholding Kilmister I will fist him to oblivion.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:59, archived)

cor

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:04, archived)

to OBLIVION.

I hope you've got a foal ready for me, otherwise it'll just be your lunch.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)

nasty bit of slippage there

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:53, archived)

It's ok

those make-up girls can work wonders

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:53, archived)

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:54, archived)

What have you done to it?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:55, archived)

given it a wonky hand

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:55, archived)

Ah ok

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:58, archived)

Ant McPartlin

AICMFP

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:56, archived)

Mmmm

I am jet lagged and I think I have sinusitis

yourself?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:05, archived)

Didn't anybody bother to look in the wardrobe in the room?

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:51, archived)

She's got Del Toro face.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:51, archived)

Looks like she got what she deserved

I would like to spang clipped English-accented child actors hard.
Going on about venison and lemonade - grr!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:56, archived)

:-( that was me.

Not on telly, like. Stage and that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:59, archived)

Aye well - lucky I wasn't around with my huge spanging pan

heheh

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:03, archived)

Flat face has got a big flat face....

Anyone else find Tumnus unspeakably creepy?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:51, archived)

I find him WRONG, if that's what you mean.

He's not Mr Tumnus.

www.thelionscall.com/art/tumnus_images/tumnus_bbc.gif

THAT'S Mr Tumnus.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:54, archived)

Oh, heartily agree

But for some reason he was sweet and not WRONG. The recent one was brimming with WRONGABILITY

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:55, archived)

Ooooh, well I've not seen it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:57, archived)

And I don't know WHY either

Maybe I just find the actor creepy.

Right, I'm off to take Trellis TNG to baby group. See y'all later :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:59, archived)

Have fun, Trellymum.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:01, archived)

All the Narnia people should sound Like Michael Holden if you ask me:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:57, archived)

The thing I could never figure about the BBC adaptation...

was how they managed to get the fat face of the kid who played Lucy into something as small as a wardrobe.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:02, archived)

Apart from the fact that he hands round small children wearing only a scarf?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:57, archived)

Yes I do

I think it's the unsolicited nipplage!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:57, archived)

I don't know

I cant get a torrent that works.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:00, archived)

Hahahaha

I recognise that image

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:52, archived)

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:53, archived)

Aaaaaaargh!

Aaaaaaargh!
*scrubs mind*
It didn't work!
Aaaaaaargh!

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:58, archived)

I'll just pop this here...

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Ninj, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:44, archived)

That is truely terrifying!

If I give you a woo will they leave me alone?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:44, archived)

I'll make it so...

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Ninj, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:46, archived)

How very Jean-Luc Picard of you:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:47, archived)

Who was the b3tan behind the excellent post from years ago?

Jean-luc's sewing machine repairs - Make It Sew!

One of my fave pics form the early days of b3ta..

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:49, archived)

Sounds like the sort of crap Reckless Rik would come out with

/tee hee

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:50, archived)

I did this one, will it do?

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Ninj, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:51, archived)

at a pinch ;)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:53, archived)

It's bindun lots

This is the first example I can find...

www.b3ta.com/board/91797

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:53, archived)

It's a goodie, but not the one I was thinking of.

It must have been done before I registered 'cos it's not on any of my clicked pics...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:58, archived)

*Desperately thinks of Jean-Luc anagram*

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Ninj, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:49, archived)

Rancid cape jul?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:52, archived)

hehe :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:45, archived)

hahah - it's quads!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:45, archived)

Haha genius!

Not often I get an actual chuckle from the brothers...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:46, archived)

AHHHHHHH *puts ant spray all over the doors and windows*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:46, archived)

Hehehe

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:47, archived)

*scares*

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:50, archived)

chuckle.ytmnd.com/

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:51, archived)

I must say, I totally avoided the chuckle brothers due to my emigration

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:51, archived)

Just for k3b/-\b

Seams? What seams?

EDIT where the feck is he then? He moans and moans and then I invest seven precious minutes of my life in putting this together and he's nowhere to be seen! There's gratitude.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:38, archived)

You spelled "desperate" wrong

pfft

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:39, archived)

Ba, and indeed, zing.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:41, archived)

pfffft

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:46, archived)

I find Chris Rock a bit hit & miss as a stand-up

but he made me chuckle when he said thay should change the name of
'Desperate Housewives' to 'Ungrateful Bitches'.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:46, archived)

Cable-necked Menopause Barbies

that's what I'd call them.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:47, archived)

HAHAHAHA. Isn't he!

EDIT: Hahaha we've got the same girl in the middle! (ooer)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:42, archived)

Schlayg.

Bit of London for you there.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:44, archived)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:45, archived)

YEW FAHKIN SCHLAYG

does that help?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:45, archived)

SHAAAAAAHT IT!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:46, archived)

DJOO WANT A FAHKIN SCHLAYP?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:48, archived)

RICKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:50, archived)

You Caaaaaah!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:48, archived)

By George, I think he's got it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:49, archived)

Toppah tha mornin' to ya Mary Poppins.

Damn. That was Australia.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:55, archived)

Bit saucy for this time on a Friday morning...

But I'll go with it.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:44, archived)

sorry, i was making a picture (yes, i will be starting a thread soon...)

and I like this :)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:57, archived)

My pleasure...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:03, archived)

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