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Mr Nerdy-Speccy-FuckNuts Ouchy ouchy wa wa!,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:32,
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TOAP!
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:32,
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super
a very traditional compo entry
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:35,
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In An English Country Ga-a-a-arden.....
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Stashie is plotting against his blender on,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:17,
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Does it count towards your five a day?
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:25,
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did you hear about the man with five penises?
His pants fit like a glove
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The Coast Of Yemen,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:31,
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Hmmmmm.....
Hadn't thought of that....
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Stashie is plotting against his blender on,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:36,
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perhaps a bit more washing powder would help?
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stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:15,
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oh noes
comic sans font is shite, give it up
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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:18,
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In almost six years of being here
I have never grasped the whole anti-comic sans thing, it's just a typeface surely?
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Jahled Three shades of black,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:29,
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I think it's the standard TOAP text.
People think it's use makes something funny but also it's just people love shouting at a font.
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:31,
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Ah
People think it's use makes something funny but also it's just people love shouting at a font ;)
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Jahled Three shades of black,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:33,
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also
everyone knows that 'Impact' is the only ISO certified TOAP font.
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:41,
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Whatever font I use
someone complains...
I am a font novice, can anyone suggest some fonts that are OK to use?
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stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:43,
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:46,
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^that's a good start
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Jahled Three shades of black,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:47,
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This is my fave.
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:08,
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Oof!
Got me there :)
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Jahled Three shades of black,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:22,
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I don't like that font!
It's too brown!
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ClanSoul,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:50,
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There are two fonts you shouldn't use
Comic Sans.
Times New Roman.
Standard Type fonts are:
Verdana, Arial, Trebuchet, Helvetica
Other popular fonts are:
Courier New, Fixedsys, Garamond and Lucidia Console
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Canazza is mostly listening to Yes,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:53,
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Cheers
I shall add this advice to my profile for my and possibly others' future reference.
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stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:58,
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Palatino
My personal favourite and also a good choice.
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Jokel,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:27,
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It makes me think
of ladies in offices who have pictures of cats on their desk and like to print out the minutes of meetings in inappropriate typefaces.
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Mystery_Bob,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:50,
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Office memos written in Comic Sans
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:56,
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Haha Pictures of kittens..
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Jahled Three shades of black,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:59,
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THE SANS! THE SANS!
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:26,
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Possibly the closest I have ever got to making a valid challenge entry

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:09,
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I <3 HWNI SQWRL
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SSSSS,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:11,
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lol
www.jamnog.co.uk I have a little gallery of them for you to enjoy
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:13,
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that sideways fur is really jarring
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Shada,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:12,
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her left knee?
yes, but as I have so often been told, jokes are better than technique.
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:14,
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i find seams inherently funny
it's like being told a joke by vivian from the young ones
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spacefish bong!,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:20,
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I find this statement
true
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:30,
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Show us your hairy pics.
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SSSSS,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:24,
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OOERR
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Shada,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:25,
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Those racy squirrels
Quick TJ: Can someone copy and paste this into their browser and tell me if they see anything:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Kestrel.JPG#file
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Jahled Three shades of black,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:21,
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I see a kestrel that James Godwin created by himself
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Shada,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:24,
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Ooh thanks!
It worked then, now to try and imbed the image it to the kestrel page..
This may take all day
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Jahled Three shades of black,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:27,
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you sick pervert
you cant bed a kestrel that James Godwin created by himself
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:32,
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*Hides in wardrobe*
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Jahled Three shades of black,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:34,
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Can I right click and select open in new window instead?
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:25,
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i see
File:Kestrel.JPG
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:26,
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i forget where i was going with this
have it anyway...

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:09,
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SXEH HTLR!!!
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SSSSS,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:00,
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Yes.
Why are you doing this to yourself?
Also, I still have a hole in my ear!
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:01,
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Fuck off, hippy
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SSSSS,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:04,
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Ha ha! that's the spirit
:)
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:11,
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Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 13:49,
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animate it
hard
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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 13:55,
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animate it
hard
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 13:59,
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it hard, animate!
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The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:07,
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Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:08,
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haha
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The Coast Of Yemen,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:28,
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Better get it in before anyone else.
Happy New Year b3ta.

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Zuowan,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 13:46,
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Cor
I remember that from when I was a young girl.
I am going to drink lots of that now that you've reminded us.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:08,
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She was a lightweight.
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Zuowan,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:38,
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Aaah
so that's why I'm pissing all the time!
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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 22:43,
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Weasel Easel

New from JML.
Sorry for poor implementation, I has a braindead day. And I didn't even drink!
*reads compo* ooh, coincidence... let me see if I can get away with it...
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Whitepaw I write computer games for a living,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 13:39,
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woo
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Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 13:48,
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Yay, mouse with ear!
It ended up on the head of a small child, from what I remember. He was born with only one.
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Whitepaw I write computer games for a living,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 13:58,
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Sorry,
I am confused by the tag,
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:00,
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glad i'm not the only one
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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:14,
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There's a big commemoratives market.....
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funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 13:35,
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Hahahaha
But a glass suggests taking it orally?
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 13:37,
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good news
it's a suppository
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discomeats This canoe,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 13:37,
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bottom's up?...
...XD!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 13:43,
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So teh legend goes....
ewww.
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funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 13:38,
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Challenge eh?

I ought to do something original and not drugs related for once...
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stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit),
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 13:25,
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ahhh thease are a few of my my favorite
things
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 13:29,
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i had a trip once...
should have phoned claims4U
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polished turd 404 pixels wide,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 13:31,
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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 13:08,
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There's only 10 people who like jokes like this

and here they are!
:D
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discomeats This canoe,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 13:13,
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8 ?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 13:14,
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no, 10
there is no such thing as 8
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discomeats This canoe,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 13:16,
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Yes there is...
"I 8 too much fucking turkey over Christmas!"
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 13:20,
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maybe in communist china
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discomeats This canoe,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 13:24,
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lacist
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inexpressible started a joke on,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 13:43,
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How very octal
Are you an octal ocelot or actually octooidal?
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 13:18,
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I octad octagonally for a glass of octanol from the octant but an octaploid from octaploidies was feeling octastichous
have an octofid on the house, a gift from octavo, the octett played on.
O_o
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discomeats This canoe,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 13:23,
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those are not people...
... just lines and circles really.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 13:37,
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they are people with feelings
when you aren't watching them, they keep feeling
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discomeats This canoe,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:42,
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S P A N G !
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 13:14,
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*spang*
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 13:15,
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arf!!
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 13:16,
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THAT's a SPANG on you!
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 13:18,
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Woo!
Simple, clever, pun-ny and FUNNY!
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JazzCat To woo or not to woo. That is the question.,
Fri 2 Jan 2009, 1:07,
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hahah, top sloganizing
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 2 Jan 2009, 11:15,
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It's time to stand up and be counted.

You may spang when ready.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:55,
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i don't get it
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polished turd 404 pixels wide,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:56,
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not worth my two cents...
...*snicker*.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:57,
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I uses to know a girl called tuppence.
She was an idiot.
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 13:06,
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Did she join the police force
and become a copper?
Edit : Or did the penny drop, to coin a phrase?
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 13:11,
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*grrs*
*shakes grry fist*
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 13:24,
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I know a girl called tupp'ny.
She live in a horse stables (not in the actual stable).
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:02,
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i know an unstable girl
who thought she was a horse
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MrChimp previously Monsieur,
Fri 2 Jan 2009, 0:58,
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Change? Just say NO!
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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 13:13,
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They'd only go and put prices down to 19.98!
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 13:25,
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I will pass this inflation busting idea
on to the Chancellor!
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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 13:33,
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Ah still have him chained up in your basement huh.
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 13:35,
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*chokes*...
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:44,
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I want air.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:45,
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air, it is then...
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:48,
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yay air
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pdjpdj,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 13:15,
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Hahaha
Atomic Kitten:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 13:26,
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YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:46,
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hmmm...
...no air for you.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:50,
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:P
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:59,
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can i pre-order?
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polished turd 404 pixels wide,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:47,
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hurry...
... limited supply!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:51,
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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:38,
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Does it come with a white wine sauce?
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:40,
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tartare, surely
m=.
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mysticmurray,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:41,
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Can I put this here too, please?
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:41,
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bearded cock!
or at least that's what i read it as
SPEAKING of bearded cocks and bird's eye (God rest his soul)...

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:41,
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Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha....
(breaths)
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha ...
That is the funnest thing I have seen this year!
* This post may contain lies
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:42,
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minor tj:
who is this?

i'm pretty sure i seen it during the photoshop money challenge....
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polished turd 404 pixels wide,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:43,
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It is Elizabeth Windsor.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:44,
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oh, yes.
now, what about the top half?
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polished turd 404 pixels wide,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:45,
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It is folded over,
down the back.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:46,
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it's the queen
she appear on a lot of british money
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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:45,
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richard o'brien
?
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mysticmurray,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:45,
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:47,
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why am i looking at a list of my own shit pictures™?
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polished turd 404 pixels wide,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:55,
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what i meant was
is that a b3ta user, hiding behind half of the queen?
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polished turd 404 pixels wide,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:48,
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no you seen another b3tan post something similar
that was already all over the internet..
and so the circle is complete.
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:49,
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o right
wasn't sure if that was another image stolen from b3ta and used elsewhere, only not as good.
edit: thx, prodge, good to know that straight answers haven't been outlawed in 2009...
which reminds me, HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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polished turd 404 pixels wide,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:51,
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yup :)
happy new year
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:55,
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that's a rather small portion...
...(ha ha)!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:49,
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BOOOOTS
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Mr Nerdy-Speccy-FuckNuts Ouchy ouchy wa wa!,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:33,
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Oh oh....
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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:33,
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and for performing leap-frog on the /board?
HAPPY NEW YEAR ALL !!!
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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:34,
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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:31,
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i like 'em
:D
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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:36,
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hehehe!
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:39,
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instructions...
...i can't find the instructions!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:47,
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unlikely advert that may have been done already
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mysticmurray,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:28,
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a filthy compo pea from me as i'm too lazy to make a new one today
edit: haha 8th in the compo but only one reply! All afraid of being sent to Hull with me? :D
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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:29,
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There was a collection of Lego Concentration Camp sets
that some artist did a few years back, box art and everything. users.erols.com/kennrice/lego-kz.htm has some pics.
pretty controversial!
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tubaman,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 17:11,
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I want you
in my vagina.
When i get it.
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ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving,
Fri 2 Jan 2009, 21:50,
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And if you don't want to eat them
you can melt them down and make soap.
Move over... I'm coming to Hull with you!
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Flash_Bastard,
Sat 3 Jan 2009, 22:14,
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Happy New Yera b3ta
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:18,
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the mlp one made me choke on my coffee
woo!
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spacefish bong!,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:19,
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Velocoraptor paddock ftw!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:20,
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I want one of those MLP toys!
AND A WANT IT NOW!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:22,
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free postage
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:23,
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Hah
*Wants* the dream abattoir
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Jahled Three shades of black,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:22,
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i want the barbie
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k3b/-\b Peace man.,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:26,
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Are you a cabinet minister?
:)
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:27,
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no but i can try
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k3b/-\b Peace man.,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:30,
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Ha Ha
Excellent, and a Happy New Year to you :)
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Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:28,
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hahaha
dream abattoir FTW
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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:44,
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I actually think this is fucking brilliant
sorry but i just, do
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Fri 2 Jan 2009, 0:47,
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