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(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:32, archived)
# TOAP!
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:32, archived)
# super
a very traditional compo entry
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:35, archived)
[challenge entry] In An English Country Ga-a-a-arden.....
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Does it count towards your five a day?
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:25, archived)
# did you hear about the man with five penises?
His pants fit like a glove
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Hmmmmm.....
Hadn't thought of that....
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:36, archived)
[challenge entry] perhaps a bit more washing powder would help?
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:15, archived)
# oh noes
comic sans font is shite, give it up
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:18, archived)
# In almost six years of being here
I have never grasped the whole anti-comic sans thing, it's just a typeface surely?
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:29, archived)
# I think it's the standard TOAP text.
People think it's use makes something funny but also it's just people love shouting at a font.
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Ah
People think it's use makes something funny but also it's just people love shouting at a font ;)
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:33, archived)
# also
everyone knows that 'Impact' is the only ISO certified TOAP font.
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Whatever font I use
someone complains...

I am a font novice, can anyone suggest some fonts that are OK to use?
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:43, archived)
#
www.1001fonts.com is your friend!
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:46, archived)
# ^that's a good start
google is your friend :)

ie: www.linotype.com/2255/moviefonts.html

Edit: This place looks good as well betterfonts.com/a.php?p=2&l=a

(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:47, archived)
# This is my fave.
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Oof!
Got me there :)
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:22, archived)
# I don't like that font!
It's too brown!
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:50, archived)
# There are two fonts you shouldn't use
Comic Sans.
Times New Roman.

Standard Type fonts are:
Verdana, Arial, Trebuchet, Helvetica

Other popular fonts are:
Courier New, Fixedsys, Garamond and Lucidia Console

(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Cheers
I shall add this advice to my profile for my and possibly others' future reference.
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Palatino
My personal favourite and also a good choice.
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:27, archived)
# It makes me think
of ladies in offices who have pictures of cats on their desk and like to print out the minutes of meetings in inappropriate typefaces.
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Office memos written in Comic Sans
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Haha Pictures of kittens..

(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:59, archived)
# THE SANS! THE SANS!
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Possibly the closest I have ever got to making a valid challenge entry


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(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:09, archived)
# I <3 HWNI SQWRL
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:11, archived)
# lol
www.jamnog.co.uk I have a little gallery of them for you to enjoy
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:13, archived)
# that sideways fur is really jarring
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:12, archived)
# her left knee?
yes, but as I have so often been told, jokes are better than technique.
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:14, archived)
# i find seams inherently funny
it's like being told a joke by vivian from the young ones
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:20, archived)
# I find this statement
true
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Show us your hairy pics.
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:24, archived)
# OOERR
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Those racy squirrels
Quick TJ: Can someone copy and paste this into their browser and tell me if they see anything:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Kestrel.JPG#file
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:21, archived)
# I see a kestrel that James Godwin created by himself
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Ooh thanks!
It worked then, now to try and imbed the image it to the kestrel page..

This may take all day
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:27, archived)
# you sick pervert
you cant bed a kestrel that James Godwin created by himself
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:32, archived)
# *Hides in wardrobe*
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Can I right click and select open in new window instead?
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:25, archived)
# i see
File:Kestrel.JPG
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:26, archived)
[challenge entry] i forget where i was going with this
have it anyway...
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:09, archived)
[challenge entry] SXEH HTLR!!!
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Yes.
Why are you doing this to yourself?

Also, I still have a hole in my ear!
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Fuck off, hippy
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Ha ha! that's the spirit
:)
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:11, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 13:49, archived)
# animate it
hard
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 13:55, archived)
# animate it
hard
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 13:59, archived)
# it hard, animate!
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:07, archived)
#
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:08, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Better get it in before anyone else.
Happy New Year b3ta.

(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Cor
I remember that from when I was a young girl.
I am going to drink lots of that now that you've reminded us.
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:08, archived)
# She was a lightweight.
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Aaah
so that's why I'm pissing all the time!
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 22:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Weasel Easel

New from JML.

Sorry for poor implementation, I has a braindead day. And I didn't even drink!

*reads compo* ooh, coincidence... let me see if I can get away with it...
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 13:39, archived)
# woo
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Yay, mouse with ear!
It ended up on the head of a small child, from what I remember. He was born with only one.
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Sorry,
I am confused by the tag,
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:00, archived)
# glad i'm not the only one
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:14, archived)
[challenge entry] There's a big commemoratives market.....
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Hahahaha
But a glass suggests taking it orally?
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 13:37, archived)
# good news
it's a suppository
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 13:37, archived)
# bottom's up?...
...XD!
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 13:43, archived)
# So teh legend goes....
ewww.
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 13:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Challenge eh?


I ought to do something original and not drugs related for once...
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 13:25, archived)
# ahhh thease are a few of my my favorite
things
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 13:29, archived)
# i had a trip once...
should have phoned claims4U
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 13:31, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 13:08, archived)
# There's only 10 people who like jokes like this


and here they are!

:D
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 13:13, archived)
# 8 ?
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 13:14, archived)
# no, 10
there is no such thing as 8
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Yes there is...
"I 8 too much fucking turkey over Christmas!"
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 13:20, archived)
# maybe in communist china
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 13:24, archived)
# lacist
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 13:43, archived)
# How very octal
Are you an octal ocelot or actually octooidal?
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 13:18, archived)
# I octad octagonally for a glass of octanol from the octant but an octaploid from octaploidies was feeling octastichous
have an octofid on the house, a gift from octavo, the octett played on.


O_o
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 13:23, archived)
# those are not people...
... just lines and circles really.
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 13:37, archived)
# they are people with feelings
when you aren't watching them, they keep feeling
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:42, archived)
# S P A N G !
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 13:14, archived)
# *spang*
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 13:15, archived)
# arf!!
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 13:16, archived)
# THAT's a SPANG on you!
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Woo!
Simple, clever, pun-ny and FUNNY!
(, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 1:07, archived)
# hahah, top sloganizing
(, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 11:15, archived)
[challenge entry] It's time to stand up and be counted.

You may spang when ready.
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:55, archived)
# i don't get it
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:56, archived)
# not worth my two cents...
...*snicker*.
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:57, archived)
# I uses to know a girl called tuppence.
She was an idiot.
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Did she join the police force
and become a copper?
Edit : Or did the penny drop, to coin a phrase?
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 13:11, archived)
# *grrs*
*shakes grry fist*
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 13:24, archived)
# I know a girl called tupp'ny.
She live in a horse stables (not in the actual stable).
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:02, archived)
# i know an unstable girl
who thought she was a horse
(, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 0:58, archived)
# Change? Just say NO!
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 13:13, archived)
# They'd only go and put prices down to 19.98!
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 13:25, archived)
# I will pass this inflation busting idea
on to the Chancellor!
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Ah still have him chained up in your basement huh.
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 13:35, archived)
[challenge entry] *chokes*...
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:44, archived)
# I want air.
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:45, archived)
# air, it is then...
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:48, archived)
# yay air
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Hahaha
Atomic Kitten:P
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 13:26, archived)
# YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:46, archived)
# hmmm...
...no air for you.
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:50, archived)
# :P
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:59, archived)
# can i pre-order?
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:47, archived)
# hurry...
... limited supply!
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:51, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Does it come with a white wine sauce?
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:40, archived)
# tartare, surely
m=.
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Can I put this here too, please?
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:41, archived)
# bearded cock!
or at least that's what i read it as
SPEAKING of bearded cocks and bird's eye (God rest his soul)...
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha....
(breaths)
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha ...

That is the funnest thing I have seen this year!

* This post may contain lies
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:42, archived)
# minor tj:
who is this?

i'm pretty sure i seen it during the photoshop money challenge....
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:43, archived)
# It is Elizabeth Windsor.
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:44, archived)
# oh, yes.
now, what about the top half?
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:45, archived)
# It is folded over,
down the back.
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:46, archived)
# it's the queen
she appear on a lot of british money
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:45, archived)
# richard o'brien
?
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:45, archived)
#
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:47, archived)
#
why am i looking at a list of my own shit pictures™?
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:55, archived)
# what i meant was
is that a b3ta user, hiding behind half of the queen?
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:48, archived)
# no you seen another b3tan post something similar
that was already all over the internet..


and so the circle is complete.
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:49, archived)
# o right
wasn't sure if that was another image stolen from b3ta and used elsewhere, only not as good.

edit: thx, prodge, good to know that straight answers haven't been outlawed in 2009...

which reminds me, HAPPY NEW YEAR!
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:51, archived)
# yup :)

happy new year
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:55, archived)
# that's a rather small portion...
...(ha ha)!
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:49, archived)
[challenge entry] BOOOOTS
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Oh oh....
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:33, archived)
# and for performing leap-frog on the /board?
HAPPY NEW YEAR ALL !!!
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:34, archived)
#
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:31, archived)
# i like 'em
:D
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:36, archived)
# hehehe!
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:39, archived)
# instructions...
...i can't find the instructions!
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:47, archived)
[challenge entry] unlikely advert that may have been done already
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:28, archived)
[challenge entry]


a filthy compo pea from me as i'm too lazy to make a new one today

edit: haha 8th in the compo but only one reply! All afraid of being sent to Hull with me? :D
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:29, archived)
# There was a collection of Lego Concentration Camp sets
that some artist did a few years back, box art and everything. users.erols.com/kennrice/lego-kz.htm has some pics.

pretty controversial!
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 17:11, archived)
# I want you
in my vagina.

When i get it.
(, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 21:50, archived)
# And if you don't want to eat them
you can melt them down and make soap.



Move over... I'm coming to Hull with you!
(, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 22:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Happy New Yera b3ta
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:18, archived)
# the mlp one made me choke on my coffee
woo!
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Velocoraptor paddock ftw!
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:20, archived)
# I want one of those MLP toys!

AND A WANT IT NOW!
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:22, archived)
# free postage
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Hah
*Wants* the dream abattoir
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:22, archived)
# i want the barbie
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Are you a cabinet minister?
:)
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:27, archived)
# no but i can try
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Ha Ha
Excellent, and a Happy New Year to you :)
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:28, archived)
# hahaha
dream abattoir FTW
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:44, archived)
# I actually think this is fucking brilliant
sorry but i just, do
(, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 0:47, archived)

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