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[challenge entry] Obama '73
Meh
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 8:50, archived)
# hhahaha fro teh win!!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 8:51, archived)
# that was an afrocious pun :P
woo to the picture as well
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 8:56, archived)
# ain't no thing like a chicken wing :)
fo sho'
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 8:58, archived)
# Booooooooob the Plumber...
woo and 'ningles you lovely bunch of cunts=D
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 9:07, archived)
# Hello shitheels :)
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Wotcha skidpants
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Japanese Traffic Hazards
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 8:47, archived)
# Banzai!!!
Nicely
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 8:50, archived)
# thatnks
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 8:53, archived)
# that and the bad drivers.... :)
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 8:53, archived)
# indeed
but they are an ever present threat where ever you go :(
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 8:55, archived)
# top draw
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 8:56, archived)
# :)
Ta
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 8:57, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 8:41, archived)
# Bay-JeeBus
What the Eff is going on there?
How?

Me no know!

But I like....


*clicks*
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 8:43, archived)
# who is number 1? :)
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 8:46, archived)
#
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 8:49, archived)
# HE'S NOT A NUMBER!
HE'S A FREE MAN!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 8:49, archived)
# Clever/nice!
Compo it
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 8:48, archived)
# does it qualify?
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 8:53, archived)
# is it a depiction of a famous person distingushed in art, letters science or pollydigs?
(if i had to take a guess it looks like hugh laurie)
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 8:55, archived)
# it is...
*compofied*
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 8:56, archived)
# nicely
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 9:00, archived)
# nice one
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 8:48, archived)
# Its early so I can get away with this shit
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 8:16, archived)
# Hehehe
"I don't know how I survived without it". Like it :OD
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 8:18, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 8:20, archived)
# I do it like this
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 8:25, archived)
# need more incisive comments
from Mr S. Forbrains in your future work i think
hahahahaha
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 8:27, archived)
# heh
cool
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 8:49, archived)
# Damnit, my copy is missing the last page
What's after "inhale"?
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Hahaha
It will cost you for me to check!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 11:52, archived)
# dancing...with crumbs in my eyes

(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 8:16, archived)
# Heh
White biscuits can't dance, they don't have the groove of a bourbon.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 8:18, archived)
# dunno about that
have met some funky fondant fancies in my time
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 8:23, archived)
# chocolate ones I bet
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 8:23, archived)
# nah....its them pink ones that always win
the strictly crumb dancing shows i think you'll find
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 8:32, archived)
# that just takes the biscuit
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 8:34, archived)
# Battenburg Dance Floor!
Woo!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 8:18, archived)
# and battenburg lights
i'll have you know
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 8:33, archived)
# top stuff
*raves*
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 8:49, archived)
# Hurrah!
Disco biscuits!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 9:37, archived)
# I bet you look on the battenburg dance floor.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 9:39, archived)
# cockhands!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 10:32, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm your Private Dancer, a dancer for money, do what you want me to do...
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 7:14, archived)
# looks like im the only person on b3ta.com/board
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 7:39, archived)
# they should call it www.b3ta.com/IM BORED!!!!!!!!!!!
amirit?
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 7:40, archived)
# well fuck you too
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 7:40, archived)
# HIYA SEXY FANCY A ROUND OR TWO ON MY WILLY??? WOOOOOOF!!!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 7:43, archived)
# You two need to lay off that Cocaine
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 7:44, archived)
# cocaine...
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 7:45, archived)
#
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 7:45, archived)
# ...is a hell of a drug.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 7:45, archived)
# BNP member
I see.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 7:43, archived)
# I've never been a member of anything
I just thought Ms. Turner had hair like an Orangutan!
You PC fool...

(Plus there's an under lining of 'Papa Lazarou' from 'The League of Gentlemen' in this) :-)
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 7:46, archived)
# I think you're mistaken
about not being a member of some sort.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 7:50, archived)
# Oh yeah......this place
Pfft....you got me there
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 7:51, archived)
# Actually, I was calling you a prick
but your being too thick to pick that up is completely understandable.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 8:37, archived)
# Really?
Why am I a Prick?

There's a reason why I'm called Darklord!
Both my parents are from the west indies, I'm dark, they're dark, and so is Tina!
But she just has ginger hair!

So, CUNTO! Your point and insult is?

(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 9:03, archived)
# Hahahahaha
You just corrected his politicalness (gone mad)
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 11:52, archived)
# haha still would
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 7:47, archived)
# "American Express will do nicely thankyou"
(co'mon, sing along)

Let me loosen up your collar
Tell me do you wanna see me do the shimmy again...

Im your private dancer
A dancer for money
I'll do what you want me to do
Im your private dancer
A dancer money
Any old music will do
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 7:54, archived)
# *puts on Ernie the Fastest Milkman in the West*
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 8:02, archived)
# Dons milkmans hat. MY NAME IS ERNIE!!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 8:04, archived)
# So I've heard*



*hasn't heard anything really
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 8:06, archived)
# my name isn't ernie. It's ever so slightly uncommon, begins with a D and has a famous aussie song named after it.
and i don't have a milkman's hat.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 8:09, archived)
# DMatilda?
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 8:11, archived)
# ever see Billy Connelly's tour of Oz?
he was standing in La Parouse (morthern bit of Botany Bay) with a wash board singing Waltzing Matilda in French.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 8:13, archived)
# Really?
Missed that one. I'd imagine Waltzing Matilda sounds odd sung in anything other than an Aussie accent.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 8:17, archived)
# even i can't manage that... :( i feel so unaustralia i think ill have beef on australia day.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 8:21, archived)
# Fucking hahahaha!
That's awesome!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 8:25, archived)
# people took acception to the term 'pot smoking hippy vegetarian' :(
but Sam Kekovich has done those ranty adds every January for the past 3 or 4 years now. they're all great.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 8:28, archived)
# Well. He's done his job
I'm off out to buy lamb chops in time for Australia day.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 8:37, archived)
# Damn!
I was just getting into the velvet tones of Tina!

You made me loose my semi!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 8:07, archived)
# S'alright
k3b/-\b will fluff it back up for you
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 8:11, archived)
# Too late
It's all about the moment....
And it's gone!

Now you've got me searching for Ernie on youtube!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 8:15, archived)
# You want to get the raging horn to Ernie on YouTube?
You filthy beast!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 8:19, archived)
# Haha...
No, I've now got that eFFing song in my head, I had to go find it...

EDIT:
Oh noes, I forgot about the sad bit

'Two Ton Ted from Teddington' was an evil man...

*cries*


(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 8:27, archived)
# *fluffs back up*
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 8:11, archived)
# Jesus!
This is good!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 8:02, archived)
[challenge entry] will this do?

is not very good (my second attempt at one of these)
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:58, archived)
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(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 5:03, archived)
# ahhh the fear
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 6:25, archived)
# well i lold
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 5:06, archived)
# As long as you don't mention the war, yes.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 5:09, archived)
# allaboard!

(not worth own thread)
er...own thread anything
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 5:22, archived)
# dont be so down on yourself man
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 6:26, archived)
# Slipknot.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
EDIT: Goooooodnight, b3ta. Sleep well, lovelies. *tucks everyone in*
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:53, archived)
# Is this about wanking?
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:53, archived)
# No...
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:54, archived)
# the first one is about drunken tattoos and the other one is about bashing out some knucklekiddies.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:55, archived)
# Hahahahah
Not quite. x]
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:56, archived)
# knucklekiddies
*remembers for future use
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:57, archived)
# bashing out some knucklekiddies?
So it *is* about wanking?
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:59, archived)
# *whispers*
Is that what that means? I don't wanna ask him and look stupid.





;]
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 5:00, archived)
# when an a man wants to cuddle a woman very very much, but ...
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 5:07, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahah
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 5:09, archived)
# *is having late night philosophicals
if the Pro Lifers get thier way and ban abortions....will they come after men that fwap next.....i mean...we happily send millions to their deaths everyday/hour/minute.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 5:05, archived)
# isn't the alternative to leave them in there
and condemn them to their fate having never seen the outside world? Surely we're doing the unborn millions a favour.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 12:19, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeeemmmmmmmmmmmmmmooooooooooooooo
4chan
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:56, archived)
# I am NOT an emo!
>:[
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:56, archived)
# *nods
*winks
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:58, archived)
# Hahahahah
:p
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:58, archived)
# get back to where you belong
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:58, archived)
# *sniffle sniffle*
*trudges into dark corner*
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:58, archived)
# The second hand is better than the first hand
Much in the same way that their second album was better than their first album.

OMG
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 5:05, archived)
# this is stupid
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 5:48, archived)
#
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:33, archived)
# hello god
i clicked this wonderfull
.
.
.
.TO CHINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:34, archived)
# I wondered when we'd see it.
Woo
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:34, archived)
#
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:35, archived)
#
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:41, archived)
# The codespace is a wonderful finishing to this.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:44, archived)
# go on, bring out the woo yay machine
 
ALSO: THE RAPE BIRD
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:47, archived)
# ahhahhah
this one's still on your server:

www.stickfigureninja.com/temp/combover2.gif
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:50, archived)
# Most of it's around somewhere, my temp directory is fucking massive
I really do need to update my website at some point.
I should probably rebuild it too, I've never been entirely happy with the current design.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:53, archived)
# Five pound time machine!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:51, archived)
# I'll do the one

(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:51, archived)
# this is unbelieveable
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 7:05, archived)
# Hi cockalorum!!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 9:21, archived)
# WHY SO SAD, MONKEY? YOU HAVE A CIGAR
 
woo
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:43, archived)
# Y SO SRS?
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:47, archived)
# lung cancer
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:48, archived)
# CHEER UP MONKEY, SMOKE SOME FUCKING METH
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:50, archived)
# Mnng Tiem?
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:51, archived)
# METH IS HARD TO MAKE!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 5:02, archived)
# MAKE THAT MONKEY WORK FOR HIS METH
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 5:11, archived)
# CIGAR MONKEY
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:47, archived)
# THE FUNKY MONKEY
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:49, archived)
# MUD MONKEY
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:52, archived)
[challenge entry] this is probably the closest i'm gonna get to a compo (re)post this week
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# bless :)
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 8:58, archived)
# 3.4 Earthquake right under my house in LA
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:08, archived)
# do you even feel a 3.4 in LA?
that's nothing.

Unless that's 3.4 on the Imperial scale.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:10, archived)
# When it's right under your house
you tend to notice it. Thought it was a major explosion.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:13, archived)
# awesome....hope your pants are insured for stainage!
*wants to experience an earthquake...minus the the possible death ...which may occur
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:11, archived)
# Unfortunately, there's a deductible.
Maybe I"ll sell them on craigslist.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:14, archived)
# Sounds like a get rich quick scheme to me.
*writes idea down for future reference.....SHitty pants, the way forward
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:17, archived)
# what a time to get your period.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:16, archived)
# hhahhhahhhahhahhhahhhahhh
*enough enough
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:19, archived)
# ^this is what I thought.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:24, archived)
# *thinks do i or don't i?*
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:28, archived)
# Do you or don't you what?
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:29, archived)
# FWAP
*is drunk.....................again
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.*soz
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:32, archived)
# simple fact of the matter is, there's a million crude jokes I could make right now.
some of which are possibly inappropriate, so I'm not only censoring myself but leaving the joke up to the reader.

hummel has the right idea.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:38, archived)
# its the ultimate solution to everything
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:41, archived)
# the solution is left as an exercise for the reader.
/maths textbook
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:43, archived)
# i was told there would be no maths
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:46, archived)
# Sadly,
there is always maths.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:47, archived)
# yes, indeed
good to see you again, its been a whiles.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:51, archived)
# Yes, it has been.
How goes it?
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:54, archived)
# Oooooooh.
Hahahah, okay.

Shoulda figured. XD
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:46, archived)
# Aftershocks?
Or just the one snapper?
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:20, archived)
# So far, just the Big One.
Usually a quake feels like a strong rumble. This one was very sharp.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:23, archived)
# like cheddar?
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:29, archived)
# Like cheddar fresh from the freezer.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:30, archived)
# Why do you keep cheddar in your freezer?
That's weird.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:31, archived)
# Can't sharpen warm cheese.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:33, archived)
# But it can be sculpted.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:35, archived)
# Because I keep my dog in the refirgerator section.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:34, archived)
# Oh.
That's strange
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:35, archived)
# It's not weird from the cheese's perspective.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:36, archived)
# Oh.
Okay.
:]
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:36, archived)
# *is hungry now
Cheese ice cream...PATENT THIS NOW!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:33, archived)
# Ummm. A nice warm runny Brie and chilled white wine.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:35, archived)
# *thinks about waking wifey up to make cheese on toats....
*remembers with a wince the last kick in the tezzies
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:39, archived)
# "winces at the mere thought."
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:42, archived)
# Of course I knew this lad who liked getting kicked in the tezzies
by a lady wearing pointy shoes.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:47, archived)
# I guess he's a politician now?
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# Ahh!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 5:26, archived)
# GRILL YOUR OWN DAMN CHEESE
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# ^this
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# DRILL YOUR OWN HOLE
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 5:06, archived)
# Piker!
My car was flung about during the Loma Pritea quake, and a good friend was the last one off the Bay Bridge before it broke - he saw it falling behind him!

Now THAT was a quake!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 5:34, archived)
# anpshoes in 2009
Welcome to anpshoes company?Chope we do you save time and money.
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welcome to visit our SHOP: www.anpshoes.com. any inquiry will be apprecited.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:00, archived)
# What type of shoe would you recommend for me?
I want to look stylish and approachable, but I also want to be able to run away from penguins.

Edit: wate, it says 2009 on the subject line but 2008 in the text. THOSE ARE LAST YEAR'S PENGUIN-EVASION FOOTWARE ITEMS MISTER
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:03, archived)
# Ahaha
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:15, archived)
# Do you have any shoes for a Grandma?
or possibly, squishing mimes?
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:05, archived)
# OH NO
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# holy shit
its like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain.

Is that GMOS? er apparently not.
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# No dress. Can't be.
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# Hahahahahah
Nope. I think it's probably a b3tan, though.
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# I need big clown shoes.
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# FP THIS RIGHT NOW
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:09, archived)
# TELL HIM WHAT TYPE OF SHOES YOU NEED
SO HE CAN SERVE YOU BETTER
(Your message may be recorded for training purposes.)
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:10, archived)
# I'm a quadruple amputee you cunt.
Got any scarves?
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:10, archived)
# Hahaha
SOOOO close to clicking "I like this!"
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:12, archived)
# me too... but I've got an excuse
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:13, archived)
# that insured my click
how much for a stump-job?
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:17, archived)
# I prefer to call it a "Phantom Wank"
It's yours if you take me to the toilet after.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:19, archived)
# bwahahhhahhh...again...bwahhahhhhahhhahhahhhhhhhahhhaha
*tries to breath.,...can.t
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.bwahhhahhhahhhahhhahhhhhahhhhahhhha
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.*is dead
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.reminds me of jokelet...."what do you get a man with no arms and legs for Christmas?"
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:13, archived)
# haha, glad it had such an effect...
is the answer "cancer"?
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:23, archived)
# all the luck
t shirt & KNICKERS
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:30, archived)
# pfft
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# I have an inquiry:
Due to a birth defect I have a third leg (Jacque de Pegg syndrome), it's located in between the other two where my vagina should be.

The interesting thing is that it is neither a right foot or a left foot, it is straight. Would it be possible for you to supply a triplet of shoes that suit my needs?

Many thanks,
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# ah, Jake the Peg brings back many a happy memory.
I dressed up as him one halloween, with real-looking third leg.
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# rofl is all the awesome
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# haha, just watched it, but cheers
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:29, archived)
# *makes note...k3 used to have a vagina

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.*thinks
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.*fwaps furiously
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# it would be nice.
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# ONE DAY, ALL MEN WILL BE BORN THIS WAY
*would have lower cased for the above but is too pissed/drunk/lazy to edit
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:32, archived)
#
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# or this?
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 5:41, archived)
# DEEDLE EEDLE DEEDLE DUM
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# FUCKING SHOES ARE FUCKING TOO FUCKING OLD!!! YOU FUCKING SELL FUCKING DICK FUCKING NOW!
MAKE FUCKING MONEY FUCKING FAST!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:22, archived)
# you sound like my inbox
its you, its you!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:24, archived)
# MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE

about 7x5"
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 3:53, archived)
# Squidgy.
That gets a yay out of me.

AND...he's back! The crazy greek guy with a radio show.

hrbinc-low.streamguys.net
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 3:54, archived)
# If that is a tree...
...it is a really big monster.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 3:57, archived)
# Awww
fantastic.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 3:59, archived)
# rough day at the office
servers going down like $2 whores. but, i feel better now. Although i'm starting to sober up. i'll probably redo this guy another day. But I like what i got out of it.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:03, archived)
# Lots of grain and texture on this one.
I like that.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:11, archived)
# yeah
took a wire brush to the right side, and under it's hands. nice way to raise the grain to lighten up some areas.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:18, archived)
# nice work
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# That gives me the fluffy.
Big time.

It's Awwwwww-some.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:19, archived)
# awwwwwww
 
that's delightful!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:44, archived)
# this makes me think of bubble bobble
a bit
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 8:55, archived)
# No Joke
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 3:05, archived)
# WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY SO FUCKING SERIOUS!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 3:09, archived)
# u r obvious
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 3:09, archived)
# omg hau dare u
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 3:09, archived)
# gtfo
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# kl bld sf yh
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# plol
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 3:12, archived)
# Hay how's ur xbox lol?
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#
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# i keep getting something similar...
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#
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# ah. nonsense. this should go unnoticed...


and 'ning
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# pfffft
See, Im laughing at this, Im not contacting the guardian to provide a counter-opinion.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 3:32, archived)
# HAH!
loves that i do
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:06, archived)
# ENOUGH OF THIS RACIST FLIM-FLAM.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 3:50, archived)
# PS, I HAVE HAD SOME BOOZE.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 3:51, archived)
# i's been playin about in space i 'ave

not finished, but i'm liking where it's going :)
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 2:47, archived)
# Boob!
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# would i get away with globes of joy?
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 2:52, archived)
# Nipple!
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# No no...
space nipple!
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# "Nonipple"?
Your on drugs.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 2:57, archived)
# no no, no no no no,
no no no no,
no no there's no nipple.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 3:00, archived)
# >:(
NIPPLE!
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# Tit!
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# Glowy areola!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 2:50, archived)
# AHAHHA THE MOON HAS AN ERECTION!
..again

:/
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 2:51, archived)
# breast!!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 2:53, archived)
# That's very
spacey.

I just finished my picture but I'm not posting it now otherwise I'll want to be a filthy reposter in the morning. But I'm very proud of it, now the bastard is done.
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# It's SHIT
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 2:59, archived)
# Fucking
fucking fucking monitor, I just can't get right with it, sRGB or non-sRGB it's not working for me. So, I'm going to return it and if that's a problem I'm going to ebay it, and I've ordered a new one. And I went a bit over the fucking top with it. It's a 24" widescreen. I'm not even sure it will fit on my desk. But it's got awesome specification and every review I've seen has been superpositive.
THIS BETTER FUCKING WORK OUT THIS TIME
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 3:30, archived)
# If you raped your son's ginger bollocks, do not reply.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 3:01, archived)
# I'll just sit here and wait
for what will undoubtedly be a modern masterpiece.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 3:55, archived)
# Do you not make pictures any more?
Or have you just stopped posting them here?
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:00, archived)
# NORK!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 3:14, archived)
# Shirt potato!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 3:31, archived)
# FUCK!


BOLLOCKS SHITTING FUCKING XBOX! :(
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 2:26, archived)
# I get that from time to time..I turn it off..then on again..
and it's fine..

those fucks.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 2:27, archived)
# It says contact support got a system error.
Balls :(
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 2:29, archived)
# On the plus side, at least they recognise the problem and will fix it no questions asked
Trying to get the battery changed in my ipod (it kept suddenly losing all its power when it was fully charged) was a fucking nightmare.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 2:32, archived)
# Yeah its still in warrenty, but it will be sad not having it for a few weeks
Good job I finished fallout 3 tonight before it died
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 2:33, archived)
# Who knows what you'd have done otherwise.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 2:35, archived)
# Probably some revision,
or work towards my research project...
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 2:37, archived)
# Tragic times.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 2:40, archived)
# I need to get back into fallout 3
I bought mass effect on the cheap and forgot all about fallout.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 2:40, archived)
# Im sorta glad I finished it
I missed loads on this play through, but it was taking over my life.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 2:42, archived)
# Mine's spewed all kinds of shit, it came up in Chinese once, lololol
Turn it off, then on again, it works.

SCIENCE!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 2:32, archived)
# Ive turned it off about 10 times and on again
Still the same old shit
Theres some chinese there, amoungst other languages
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 2:32, archived)
# OH FUCKING SHIT
:/

(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 2:33, archived)
# Its one red light, that is BAD
:(
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 2:34, archived)
# It fucking sucks alright.
I've been lucky with mine up to now.

Those skeezers.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 2:35, archived)
# I thought I was lucky, turns out I wasnt :(
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 2:39, archived)
# It sucks dude.
I got nothin for ya..except..

(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 2:43, archived)
# It happened to my brother's
He phoned Microsoft and they paid to ship it to Frankfurt, fix it for him and post it back. Took about a week.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 2:29, archived)
# Im trying to request a repair on their site, but I keep getting error messages
Stupid microsoft!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 2:30, archived)
# Stupid-sounding but absolutely serious comment:
try using IE if you're not already doing so. Some sections of MS's site will only work properly on IE
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 3:34, archived)
# thats the unhappy light
thats unhappy news
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 2:30, archived)
# I am very unhappy
I wanted to shoot americans, but now I cant :(
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 2:31, archived)
# I'm yet to have this problem
which is nice
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 2:30, archived)
# I only got it last april, so it will be able to be fixed fine
its just a pain in the arse
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 2:31, archived)
# RED RING OF DEATH!
LOL
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 2:35, archived)
# DONT YOU START >:(
IM NOT HAPPY
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 2:37, archived)
# SORRY EPIPHANY!
*HUGS*
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 3:12, archived)
# OH YOU WILL BE >:(
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 3:12, archived)
# IS THAT A THREAT?
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 3:37, archived)
# Geeks seem to like adding "of death" to the end of descriptions to emphasise their gravity.
Red ring, ping, hard drive click, blue screen.

Bit too dramatic; tone it down, geeks.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 2:39, archived)
# Indiana Geek and the Integral transform of DEATH!!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 2:43, archived)
# i figured the Red Ring Of Death wasnt that geeks liked adding "of death" to things
but more due to it being the replacement/follow-up for the Blue Screen Of Death, with both products being MS.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 2:45, archived)
# Probably.
I'm a bit too tired to think this through logically.

But in both cases not many people have died.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 2:46, archived)
# Maybe small bits of their souls have died
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 2:49, archived)
# LOL OF DEATH
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 3:12, archived)
# First one out of the box, replaced
second whilst watching Bourne Identity, repaired
third whilst playing Gears Of War, replaced
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 2:37, archived)
# Lol, they break alot!
I just dont wanna wait for it to come back :(
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 2:38, archived)
# consider yourself lucky, the second time was right when they announced the three year warranty
so they had a massive backlog, took fecking ages to get back. I directly blame that for me playing WoW again.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 2:40, archived)
# At least they'll do it for free
which is good I spose.
But I'll miss out on lots of COD4 time :(

And my laptop is too shite to run any for of game so I'll have to find new ways to amuse myself
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 2:41, archived)
# Get Desert Strike.
Ace game and I bet your phone could handle it.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 2:43, archived)
# My phone is a shit aswell
my contract runs out in a couple of weeks, but I dont know whether to upgrade or go on a just sim one as that isnt 18 months minimum and I dont know what I'll be doing come june once I graduate
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 2:45, archived)
# Got a job lined up?
Glad I'm not graduating this year, rough times.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 2:47, archived)
# No I havent
Im tempted by a phd (easy option)
But my look abroad for one, and an 18 month contract then would be useless.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 2:49, archived)
# What about
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 2:43, archived)
# That will probably work
But I could really do with a format as every single thing I do results in 100% processor usage
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 2:44, archived)
# If it runs, try it
it's pretty surprisingly great.
I have the soundtrack playing right this moment
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 2:45, archived)
# I fear that that would do the same to me as fallout 3 has done this week
EAT MY LIFE! :D
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 2:48, archived)
# Well, you can burn through the basic game in no time
depends if you get hooked going for the tougher OCD conditions for each level.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 2:52, archived)
# I probably would get hooked
im strangely arsey about things like that
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 2:53, archived)
# Ooh, I've got that
it's not bad.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 3:39, archived)
# buying a microsoft product and expecting it to work?
miiiiiiistaaaaaake!!

miiiiiiistaaaaaake!!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 2:38, archived)
# sssshhh
I didnt wanna pay over the odds for a ps3 and their lack of cheaper games
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 2:39, archived)
# MIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 2:42, archived)
# Did you manage to get to sleep earlier? or still drunk>
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 2:42, archived)
# got about four or five hours on the back of a bit of scotch.
and i'm sober now, just being an arse :)
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 2:43, archived)
# Lol arse!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 2:46, archived)
# The thing with the PS3, the only game i want to play on it is
Valkyria Chronicles
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 2:48, archived)
# The controllers are too light
and I prefer the way the analogue sticks are on the 360 controller
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 2:50, archived)
#
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# haahaha
I had an awesome pepperoni and mushroom, pizza is wins.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 2:46, archived)
# Haha
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 2:46, archived)
# Ive genuinely only had one case of the gremlins in my 360 experience and thats with it for some reason insisting on opening the CD tray at random intervals.
Never had the infamous red ring. which I guess I should thank my considerate boyfriend for using lube for
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 3:13, archived)
# Then you are a lucky then
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 3:16, archived)
# So Ive been told.
Im never sure whether to reguard the reports of 360 crashes as a terrible inevitability that i have avoided or crazy sony propaganda
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 3:17, archived)
# I was thinking that, until it happened to me
Now I am sad :(
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 3:18, archived)
[challenge entry] JAPES! - FP this shit
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 1:58, archived)
# SILLY DEK', STRANGE FRUIT IS NOT FEEESH!!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 2:02, archived)
# HEEMS BEE LOOKIN FOR SOME CHANGE-FROOTS
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 2:03, archived)
# NO CHANGE FOR FROOT OR WIMIN.
Couple items were encouraging today, tho.

edit: And a sorta on the latter, but given the
over the top previous stance, not a big deal.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 2:07, archived)
# ..i took too much, too much..too much..
How goes the vineyard?
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 2:08, archived)
# Plucking like mad.
I will have most things off my desk in a couple
of weeks. Plus or minus a day or so. Lizards Rule.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 2:10, archived)
# I suggest you buy a bigger desk.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 2:11, archived)
# Madness!
My coffee cup would get agoraphobic.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 2:18, archived)
# Creamer Vs Creamer
LOLOLOOLOLOL
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 2:21, archived)
# TITTY BUCKETS
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 2:03, archived)
# Couple of months, they'll be wanting this.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 2:04, archived)
# HE'S GOING TO TURN AMERICA INTO A GIANT WATERMELON
PRISONPLANT TELLS ME SO
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 2:07, archived)
# I heard he wants to make fisting legal.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 2:07, archived)
# DON'T FORGET THE GYOOOOS!
ALSO
POLAND
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 2:09, archived)
# That is so fake
he's not wearing a suit.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 2:10, archived)
# Tis in the woods.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 2:11, archived)
# ha ha!!
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 13:10, archived)
#

(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 2:41, archived)
# LOVE IN AN ELEVATOR
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 2:56, archived)
# Where is the "I do not like this" button?
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:29, archived)
# You're almost as funny
as that stabby Belgian goth bicyclist.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 7:44, archived)
# no idea
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 1:43, archived)
# woof woof meow meow
woo woo
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 1:44, archived)
# Breeding pair.
NOW!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 2:03, archived)
# I just don't know
...it's tasting me with it's eyes
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 2:07, archived)
# this one's for skug


edit: NSFW sauce pic

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(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 1:32, archived)
# Mmmm thinkmeat
Grey or white meat?
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 1:34, archived)
# Sweatermeat, no?
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 1:40, archived)
#
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 1:54, archived)
# the nose knows !!
hold the anchovies
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 1:59, archived)
# A chorus of yums.
Except for Jr.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 2:04, archived)
# For kids
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 1:31, archived)
# remember kids
if you are going to do it properly its down the road not across the street.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 1:33, archived)
# hahahhahahhahaa
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 1:35, archived)
# hahaha brill
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 1:50, archived)
# Balls
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 1:28, archived)
# ummm
wellll

that has put me off my stroke
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 1:30, archived)
# Your danglies appear to have metamorphosed into Eddie Murphy
I recommend you consult a doctor.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 1:33, archived)
# I thought they were yours?
Oh, no...

*ahem*
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 1:35, archived)

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