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[challenge entry] Marty, you forgot the board, Oh, his shaking keeps him moving over the water, nice
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Only six years left for people to invent hoverboards

Also, Marty looks about 55 years old in that picture.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 15:04, archived)
# and he appears to
have a moustache...

woo to the pic!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 15:06, archived)
# I read that hoverboards exist
and that they were withdrawn from sale due to complaints by 'concerned mothers'. It's bad enough they took away our guns and kinky porn - but taking away our hoverboards just burns me up.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Bit of a Henry frame of mind today...


EDIT - Quite a good little bloody enormous site for source pics of desolate abandoned areas, actually
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:59, archived)
# well, at least he gets to see the world
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 15:01, archived)
# or at least a big
deserted warehouse in Aldershot.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Texas, ashally
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 15:05, archived)
# I wonder what's in his bag
sandwiches?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Fireworks
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 15:07, archived)
# eek!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 15:08, archived)
# guns, lots of guns
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 15:09, archived)
# WMD?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 15:08, archived)
# yeah, theirs are
bigger, so I hear...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 15:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 15:04, archived)
# This ranks amongst the greatest things I have ever seen.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 15:26, archived)
# bandwagonz woo
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 15:06, archived)
[challenge entry] You have absolute power! Eerrp!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:49, archived)
# where's his chopper?
arf!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Fred Astaire Steals Child shocker!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Fred Astaire
Ate My Hamster...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Fred Astaire
Raped My Hamster With Meat
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Hahahahaha
ace.

Hey look peeps! This is a pic of real rain what I done!



CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:58, archived)
# that's really nice.
geddit?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 15:02, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:19, archived)
# hahaha
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:19, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Hahaha.
Nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:22, archived)
# I like this. Good job!
tenuos Kitten on a skateboard moment.
Edit: fuck it I'll post this one instead.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Hahaha
How sweet!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:34, archived)
# wEird
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:50, archived)
# I like the Robot Chicken parody of that scene
Luke... I am your father!
Noooooo! That's impossible!
It's true, and Princess Leia is your sister.
That's... improbable?
And the empire will be defeated by Ewoks!
That's... highly unlikely...

etc.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:53, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:54, archived)
# hahaha this is great
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:29, archived)
# obi-wan is welsh?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:33, archived)
# haha!
use the force, Luke you, boyo!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:35, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 15:00, archived)
# ooo!
clever!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 15:04, archived)
#
They all are, innit!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:36, archived)
# innit, but!
haha!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Hahaha that's pretty good

It also reminds me of this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpJOn5rgSFA
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:53, archived)
# your bakery products
are weak, old man...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Hahaha my thought exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:56, archived)
# hahaha :), I loves it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Happy February 14th you sexy whores. Have this:


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:14, archived)
# ooo!
that's very pretty! Why is it not raining in your pics any more? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Ah the rain's cleared :P
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:15, archived)
# The perfect place to dry out my dead hooker
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Very pretty
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Nice one

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Very nice
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Sorry...

Terrible gag out of my system now..I feel a bit better.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:13, archived)
# I'm sure dixon will be pleased.
:)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:16, archived)
# aha!
unintentional, Dixon old chap! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:17, archived)
# then why did you use his head?
:P
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:19, archived)
# damn!
too obvious? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Well, better out than in
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:17, archived)
# *soils self*
yep, definitely!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:18, archived)
# *films*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:19, archived)
# *fluffs*
*re-shoots*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:22, archived)
# *snuffs*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:27, archived)
# *huffs*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:29, archived)
# *guffs*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:32, archived)
# *spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:33, archived)
# hahah
i like this
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:17, archived)
# That guy
Is dead already. Look at those eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:19, archived)
# It's all clever use
of mascara. He knows his make-up.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:21, archived)
# are those prosthetic tits then?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:23, archived)
# No, no...
those are lovely DD naturals. Enjoy!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:25, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:31, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:33, archived)
# honk
a good deal tubby sure:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:34, archived)
# He'll throw in an old bra
to sweeten the deal... :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:37, archived)
# arf!!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:53, archived)
# hello, gorgeous!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Its safe to go in the water
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:03, archived)
# It's always safe to go in the water.

Except when it's not.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:07, archived)
# woo
well done :)
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Although it's bindun
yours is very nice - woo!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand

why she walked like a woman and talked like a man
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 13:43, archived)
# hahahahaha ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 13:44, archived)
# To be honest, she was pretty revolting before I edited her.
LOLO
LO LO LO LO LOLO
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 13:48, archived)
# who is it? it's not paris is it?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 13:51, archived)
# LOLO
Lo-lo-lo-lo lolo lo-lo-lo-lo lolo
Lolo lo-lo-lo-lo lolo lo-lo-lo-lo lolo
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 13:52, archived)
# is she the one who died because her boobs were too big
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 13:53, archived)
# YES
Well done that man
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 13:54, archived)
# oh it is actually someone called lola?
who's lola? or lo-lo?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 13:54, archived)
# she
was a showgirl.
(beemoh, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Eurotrash? PeePee et PooPoo?
54J? Suffocated on her own breasts?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 13:54, archived)
# sorry im aussie.
um deris linky?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Ah, that explains it.
Google 'lolo ferrari'.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 13:57, archived)
# ffs. That is really fucking stupid (her and her life).
*shakes head at world*

I do remember something about the ferrari court case but I don't remember reading about her snuffing it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Absolutely
It's a shame you guys never got Eurotrash though. It was pretty funny, in the most peurile way possible.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:03, archived)
# hahah, yeah it may also be too esoteric and dated if i download it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:05, archived)
# I'll summarise if for you so you don't feel left out.
It was presented by Antoine de Caunes and Jean-Paul Gaultier and consisted of a mixture of soft porn and european foolishness. Every week they would put Lolo on a bouncy castle or a trampoline or something so they could have camera close-ups of her wobbling breasts. Guest features included a nun who painted with female ejaculate, naked Germans and Mr Methane who put talcum powder up his bottom so you could see his farts.
It seemed pretty fucking funny at the time :-)

EDIT I was around 14 at the time
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:12, archived)
# hahah painted with female ejactulate?
I've heard of period painting but that one's new to me. Where did she get it (herself)?

I think i'll try and get an episode and see for myself.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:18, archived)
# I doubt you'll find any episodes
but good luck
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:22, archived)
# It has been known
to pop up on Paramount Comedy from time to time.
(beemoh, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 15:30, archived)
# THANKS!!!!!!! I was r-e-a-l-l-y enjoying that sandwich as well......
:-(
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 13:46, archived)
# I was considering buying a real doll
until I realised they weren't real and dead hookers are cheaper.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Yes but then you have to buy the carpet to wrap them up in.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Just use bin bags
they're cheap and and waterproof.

That's what I use, anyway. Don't skimp by buying supermarket 'value' brands though - they may be half the price but you end up needing to use twice as many, anyway. False economy, old chap.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 15:24, archived)
# My eyes! MY BEAUTIFUL EYES!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Quick, rub chilli sauce in!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:04, archived)
# hahaha!
nice abs!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Realtime Google Earth


Just downloaded it and it works a treat.
(Monkeys Uncle, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)
# DUMMY THAT'S WHERE THE BLOODY FLOODS ARE!!
This is what it looks like :P
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 13:39, archived)
# This is very informative
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 13:56, archived)
# and moderately accurate.
childrape is from a year or two ago, incest is rumours, and the west coast is where my bogan cousin lives.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 13:58, archived)
# I'm assuming it's missing 'baby eating dogs' somewhere


and fire, definitely fire
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:00, archived)
# oh fuck i forgot that. Replace "a rock"
with "A dingo took my baby" happened in the same place.

read the comments in this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMYLXcHI0Sk&feature=related

I feel like posting a comment to bag XXXcola but I have an in principle objection to commenting on youtube.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:01, archived)
# haha
youtube comments are full of gems though.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:13, archived)
# haha
I bring the fire, make it hot.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Have A Pearoast.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 13:44, archived)
# do you realise how much fuss that poster caused?
look at the little map between kidman and hugh. HUGE barney.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 13:45, archived)
# i don´t get it
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived)
# I see it..........tuned 90-o clockwise??
Edit: Australia turned 90 degrees clockwise, yeah?
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 13:48, archived)
# incest bit missing presumably?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 13:51, archived)
# yeah so funny. it was left off a choreographed map thing
at the opening ceremony of the Brisbane commonwealth games back in 1988. That still gets mentioned by tasmanian politicians every time it's left off.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 13:53, archived)
# oh tasmania isn't there. state government had a huge fit over it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Couldn't they have given Kidman an Adam's apple or something??
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 13:53, archived)
# paahhahahah.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 13:54, archived)
# I don't think you're supposed to say 'fit' in that context anymore.


*uber pc's*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 13:53, archived)
# oh noes, I was un-pc I will be B&
um, flounce? dummy spit? um blue? strop?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Shut up you spaz
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 13:57, archived)
# hahahaha.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Brace yourself, Agnes; it's that time of year again...
Agnes; it's that time of year again...
time for a pea roast in this case - (/board is slow though)
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 13:25, archived)
# HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA, I can finally say one of these is funny.
but naughty pearoaster.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)
# adelaide is full of crack headsd and heroin addicts right?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 13:33, archived)
# I dunno, what ever she fancys...
Never been to adelaide, I did get a uni offer there but knocked it back.

why do you ask? do you need a location for pisstaking purposes?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 13:34, archived)
# sort of. there's a new chef started at work from there
just wondering why my boss gives him so much stick
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 13:36, archived)
# simple people from adelaide are thickos!!
Your boss from Victoria or something?

Just tell him to eat a crow, and if he does something a bit think say, typical adelaide, half an hour behind the rest... (timezone thing)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 13:39, archived)
# my boss is from sydney,
and is a disgrace to all australians. he's more or less the stereotype of the aussie pillock
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 13:46, archived)
# hahaha. It seems that the all the dickheads tend to go to england.
The pillocks aren't too bad though, just sortof loud pisshead wankers. Bogans on the other hand:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RjC-vh06_c

(punchbowl is an area in western sydney)

and do you wanna be able to take the piss out of your boss...insider tips and tricks available free*

for the first instalment subsequently $3.50 per minute, higher from mobiles
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 13:50, archived)
# pearoast? pearoast?
fine! lets all pea roast

(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 13:34, archived)
# YEAH I LOVE A GOOD PEAROAST

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 13:37, archived)
# But It Wasn't A Rock!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 13:51, archived)
# I got a card!
Unfortunately it's a postcard from my Dad, who's on holiday in Madeira.

Bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Watch out, they have a nasty nip
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 13:14, archived)
# argh I hope we don't get them here.
topshop
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 13:17, archived)
# yays
Should have been on a snapdragon:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 13:17, archived)
# hah
yes!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Eep!

*protects bum*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 13:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Got an offer they couldn't refuse
(AnnaPhylaxis All fish and no aquarium, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Good one........Hope yez don't mind the repeat as not worth it's own Thread
*Click* for simplicity, comedy & originality.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Ha ha Rambo Jeebus kicks ass!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Think the SWEATBAND woulda been a nice touch??
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)
# But He's already got a sweatband...
A sweatband of thorns!

You can't much more macho than that!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Ok...............u GOT me there!!!!
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 13:30, archived)
# haha it's nothing but a chess peice now

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 13:14, archived)
# haha that's brill
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Haha brilliant
Nice satires.
(Cuthbert Annihilator, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:18, archived)
# Government cheese
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 12:46, archived)
# hahaha
Positively charming!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 12:57, archived)
# This Valentines..settle down with a good book !
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 12:22, archived)
# HaHaHaHa......*Clicky*
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Rrrrrrrockaaaaaayyyyyy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 12:41, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 12:15, archived)
# attack of the clown pencils
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 12:17, archived)
# That is a film I would gladly watch
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 12:18, archived)
# lets make it
we can do it if we draw upon our imaginations
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 12:21, archived)
# With our lack of funds I'm sure it would be pretty sketchy
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 12:22, archived)
# hmmm let me reth-ink this
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Yes, we'll have to paper over the cracks.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 12:52, archived)
# i think we'll have to pad the story out a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 13:24, archived)
# ashually
that's pretty good :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 12:19, archived)
# :D Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 12:21, archived)
# maybe I should of capitalized the ASH..
:P
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Ahhhhh! I'm not thinking clearly, as that didn't ring any (Camp)bells
:)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 12:54, archived)
# it did for me.. right up the octave from doe to ra mi
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Oh my god! That is too good, I was trying to think of one with his name, but couldn't.
*Doffs cap*

On that note, I am away for most of the day to watch various football and rugby, so laters /board :)

(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 13:02, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh
woo
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 12:21, archived)
# should be
evil graphite
(Timmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 12:30, archived)
# or
graphite of the living dead
(Timmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 12:30, archived)
# or
graphite of the living lead
(Timmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Thanks for the multiple responses, however:
the graphite stick contained within the wooden exterior of a pencil is called a lead and bears no relation to the metal.

See points 4 and 5 in the second section

Kthnxbai
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Ha
Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Ha
(The Artist Formerly Known As &c You can order curries ONLINE these days., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 13:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun???
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Yep
But that just means it were a good idea :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Ok......ta 4 the ecouragement bud.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 12:15, archived)
# No problem :D
I *click*ed
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 12:31, archived)
[challenge entry] i think someone requested more vietnam pictures
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Nearly...
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Hey...............I like yer clone stamp work, very nice.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 12:21, archived)
# woo...jazz christ
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 12:21, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 12:42, archived)
# haha fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 13:02, archived)
# There's a telegraphed right hook if I ever saw one.
Nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 12:59, archived)
[challenge entry] This could well be London 2012
(Kier Fox, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 12:07, archived)
# hahah well I like it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 12:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Moore is unhappy without his monocle
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 12:01, archived)
# SUMOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 12:03, archived)
# wax on wax off.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 12:11, archived)
# lolz1one mindpiss!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 11:47, archived)
# i was just about to do this
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Well now you don't have to :P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 11:48, archived)
# lolz1one
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 11:49, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 11:53, archived)
# factorial.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Damn it.
You and your fucking maths.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 12:03, archived)
# And stop killing kittens every time someone mentioned St Valentine's Day.
It's not their fault nobody wants your cock inside them.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 12:05, archived)
# you seem to have missed the point of humour.
but you bring up 150.

ed: further to your point (yes, I've bitten) that hasn't been the case, I've just kind of missed the point (on many occasions now) One of them gave me a bollocking after she found someone else. That made me sad. :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 12:12, archived)
# I think you're just using humor as an excuse
to go on and on about how you never get laid to get some kind of false sense of sympathy from a website full of people you've never met.

But maybe I'm way off.
To be perfectly honest, I'm just sick of hearing about your lack of sex life.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 12:17, archived)
# I've certainly cut down on bringing it up. It's others that pull it out first.
I don't expect sympathy, please rate my intellect higher would you.

I've been trying to reduce the posts of badly drawn kittens as well, which started as a joke. I'm just about down to counting them. (152)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 12:22, archived)
# And yet, you're only doing it because of your lonely penis.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 12:32, archived)
# I'm doing it cause I started it as a smart-arsed comment.
then because a few people expect me to do it. Jesus do you want a bit of the truth?

Truth is I could stop worrying get dress up go to a club and get laid, it's not that hard, fuckwits deadbeats and crackheads do it all the time. They get laid and then go home, simple.

I don't want to do that.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 12:38, archived)
# I didn't do that.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 12:55, archived)
# To be fair
he does have a very loving family dog.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 12:13, archived)
# I'd post a pic but it would get shopped to buggery.

title lolz.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 12:16, archived)
# how does it smell?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 12:20, archived)
# I hope you hovered.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 12:23, archived)
# lol! = lol * (lol -1) * (lol - 2) * ...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 12:09, archived)
# I'm gunna generalise:
&Gamma(lol)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Arf, you loon.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 11:50, archived)
# ha!

(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 12:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh, put it away.
(clut, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Also Bindun
Edit: Woo anyway!
(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 11:31, archived)
# think of it as a tribute
.
(clut, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 11:32, archived)

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