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Almost there

Just one turn.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 5:39, archived)

is it a

gash or a tash ?

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dogfish, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 5:41, archived)

pfffft.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 5:41, archived)

Ack!

Arf!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 5:47, archived)

is that in the solved position or unsolved?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 5:52, archived)

that'll show those little eight year old smartasses.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 5:54, archived)

You have a piece in the wrong place!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 5:56, archived)

also, his cube isn't done.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 6:13, archived)

haha!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 6:03, archived)

Obviously its...

Rubik's Pube

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Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 8:36, archived)

It's Rubik's Pubic Cube, ackshully

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 8:38, archived)

I've a looong way to go...

(Dr Frank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 8:41, archived)

One eyed whale 'ning!!!

Click for bigger (181 kb)

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 5:29, archived)

HELLO

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 5:33, archived)

ZOUNDS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 5:34, archived)

Lovely colours

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 5:35, archived)

nice. yay for the tiger shark.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 5:37, archived)

WHALE!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 5:37, archived)

HAND ME MY HARPOON

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 5:38, archived)

HAND ME THE NORI!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 6:06, archived)

Lovely!

Ning Lambo

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 5:38, archived)

Lovely!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 5:41, archived)

Flufah monster! :P

(Fly Projector, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 5:25, archived)

awww, it wants to be friends.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 5:26, archived)

uh oh snakehead.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 5:37, archived)

Is it too late for heavy bananas?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 4:41, archived)

HAHAHA - It's never too late

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 4:42, archived)

HE GOTS BANANAS

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 4:48, archived)

they're pretty heavy

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 5:09, archived)

also I did a search for hamfisted brotards today and was left without fruit

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 4:48, archived)

OH HAI

I herd u liek Mudkips

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 5:08, archived)

"8,411 deviants said Llamas and mudkips"

THAT IS FUCKING BULLSHIT, IT DOES NOT EVEN FEATURE ANYTHING CLOSE TO A FUCKING MUDKIP

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 5:17, archived)

this is nice

annaj.deviantart.com/art/Mudkip-9232509

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 5:19, archived)

WHY THIS IS RANKED SO HIGHLY I DO NOT REALLY WANT TO KNOW

14-bis.deviantart.com/art/Sexy-Mudkip-81607695

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 5:20, archived)

I just realised there's a whole bunch of new seasons of shows I like

so I can't get many pages to load while I download them

MAYBE I CAN LOOK AT SEXY MUDKIPS LATER

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 5:24, archived)

I'm sure you've seen it.

what shows?
I'm so fucking behind the times I just wait for shit to come down on terrestrial broadcast

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 5:27, archived)

Tim & Eric Awesome Show, Great Job

Xavier: Renegade Angel

Also robot chicken if I get desperate

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 5:32, archived)

Tim & Eric didn't do it for me.

We're currently watching the first season of Flight of the Conchords. I'm really enjoying it.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 5:35, archived)

read some books,you illiterate, uncultured buffoons.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 5:36, archived)

Recommend something decent.

I've got nothing.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 5:37, archived)

READ THIS:

WISH BOOK.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 7:04, archived)

I READ THREE BOOKS THIS WEEKEND AND THEY DIDN'T EVEN HAVE ANY PICTURES

okay one of them had some plates which is like a classy word for old pictures and stuff

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 5:38, archived)

one of them was Margaret Atwood's "Moral Disorder", that was pretty good.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 5:48, archived)

Marg' rules.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 5:53, archived)

i was loaned that two months ago and haven't picked it up yet.

busy busy busy.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 6:14, archived)

Books don't have any strobes in them

I need strobes to grab my attention.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 5:39, archived)

They can be a bit hit & miss but when they're doing it right I fucking love them.

I like the songs in flight of the conchords a whole lot more than I like the rest of the show.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 5:41, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 5:36, archived)

Yeah I've been disappointed so far

but I'm going to make a special page about it and that might help.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 5:10, archived)

LIFT!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 4:50, archived)

DAMN DESE BANANAS IS TOO DAMN HEAVY

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 4:53, archived)

B-A-N-A-N-A-ANAS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 5:00, archived)

B-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-S

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 5:04, archived)

actually the source pic here is pretty interesting in its own right

www.tableheads.com/

but you've probably seen it already, it is on the first page in google images for bananas

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 5:05, archived)

I don't remember seeing this at all

How rare.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 5:16, archived)

NINE INCH NAILS TONIGHT

WOOOOHHHOOO FUCKING HOOOOOOOOO

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 5:21, archived)

I HOPE I DON'T GET TOO BADLY "HURT" IN THE MOSH

THOUGH I AM WEARING CONTACTS SO AS NOT TO GET MY GLASSES "BROKEN"

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 5:25, archived)

Don't forget to tell them that later

in the "ambulance".

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 5:36, archived)

I'LL JUST TRY TO KEEP MY "HEAD DOWN"

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 5:43, archived)

even the new stuff is pretty good.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7EsX-oJe6s

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 5:59, archived)

HAVE SOME FUN

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 6:30, archived)

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNANAS

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 5:13, archived)

fruit's a lad!

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 5:55, archived)

is that you, mohaha?

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 5:38, archived)

Hahaha

I'm just out of shot, talking to flickr girl. She says "yes" a lot.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 5:41, archived)

you need to post more flickr pics or i'll start leaving comments on your old ones.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 5:52, archived)

yes

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:24, archived)

ok last one for a while, i promise

/floodingboardwithshitegasm

(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 3:22, archived)

DO.. THE MANTA RAY?

DO.. THE MANTA RAY.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 3:27, archived)

yeah I know that's a frill-necked lizard but it made me think of this.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnaPepTGcNU

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 3:40, archived)

AAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL RRRRRRRRRIGHT!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 5:10, archived)

roast that pea GOOD

mmmhhmmm.. hooray for bad celebrity puns!

(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 3:30, archived)

alpacapone?

spangs etc

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 3:33, archived)

alpacacino

worse somehow.

(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 3:33, archived)

Say halo to mah LLama friend!

(Fly Projector, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 3:47, archived)

llama's llama tastes of llama?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 3:48, archived)

er...woo?

also, mind if i park this here?

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 3:32, archived)

THAT IS HOW TO ROLL.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 3:41, archived)

NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL A HYBRID CAR!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 3:43, archived)

pimp my charabanc

if westwood had a wheelbarrow..

(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 3:54, archived)

herro!

Click for bigger (126 kb)
he sees u.

(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 3:13, archived)

I like this

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 3:14, archived)

Fluffyworld is a world of fluff.

Woo.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 3:16, archived)

indeed it is

edit: oops! time for some colour calibration on the laptop methinks.. my owlcat is moldy in the face.

(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 3:20, archived)

A diet of moldy mice will do that. Also: frirds

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 3:24, archived)

that is CLEARLY a Brog.

AICMFP

(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 3:26, archived)

HA!

That's what i was gonna type

(Fly Projector, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 3:49, archived)

IT'S A FLUFF EXPLOSION

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 3:26, archived)

ahhhahhhah I was looking for a clip of the Regurgitator song "Corpse Explosion" from 2001's "Eduardo and Rodriguez Wage War on T-Wrecks"

and it turns out there's a warcraft spell of the same name

laaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmme

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 3:53, archived)

AND PEOPLE PAY FOR BOTH

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 4:27, archived)

MEM

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 4:31, archived)

A MEMRISTOR IS WHEN YOU DIE HAVING A WANK IN THE BATH

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 4:49, archived)

that's exactly what happened to Jim Morrison.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 5:01, archived)

FUCK YOU ORANGE SLUG, YOU SHIT. BLUE SLUG IS HAPPY. WHY CANT YOU BE LIKE BLUE SLOUG, ORNAGE SLURG?

Why has my mouse suddenly decided to spazz about like a drunken ink covered spider? I DO NOT WANT WOBBLY LINES THANKYOU VERY MUCH MR. MOUSE.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:17, archived)

him pupils misplaced but him happy

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Shada, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:19, archived)

HIM NOT BEEN WANTING NO PUPILS. HIM HAPPY.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:21, archived)

now him pupils got

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Shada, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:23, archived)

PUPILS CONTAIN RAGE.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:25, archived)

He needs pupils

or else he bumps into things.

(Tony Macaroni hello, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:35, archived)

Bumpo the Slug

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:59, archived)

i bet his belly's full, too.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:21, archived)

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT...

/caps lock

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:21, archived)

MEMEMASTER 6000X.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:22, archived)

VIMOD DIAMOND QUALITY ASSESSING MACHINERY.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:22, archived)

this looks the same to me

sorry. but my eyes do not lie.

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arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:22, archived)

COMPARE SAUCE

www.recidivism.org/images/2006/02/WOPR.JPG

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:23, archived)

I meant to the slug.

EDIT: also the sauce doesn't want to be hotlinked to.

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arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:24, archived)

hmm. it lets google link to it.

www.b3tards.com/u/4f3e520a1ba01b78eff9/wopr.jpg
^sauce. now with added sauce

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:35, archived)

stilllooks like slug

not different at all.

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arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:47, archived)

CAPS LOCK?!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:24, archived)

CENTIPEDES? IN MY CAPSLOCK?

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:28, archived)

HE FUCKING SAID IT, DIDN'T HE

POLISHED TURD, I'M NOT SURE HOW LONG THIS FRIENDSHIP WILL LAST WITH THAT KIND OF TALK.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:30, archived)

what?

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:32, archived)

SHIFT KEY IS THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE TOOL.

CAPSLOCKS IS A MINIVAN TO A RACECAR.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:36, archived)

i know

i forgot to un-press it after gimpimng with it.
and couldn't be arsed to go back and re-write it.
so instead i will waste all these keypresses to explain my laziness. suck my minivan.

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:38, archived)

I CAN'T BELIEVE ITS NOT BUTTER!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:31, archived)

welcome to vimod's lab

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 3:09, archived)

HIS EYES ARE THE BALLOONS

blue slug is a freak and should not be happy.

I curse him and his dispicable appearances.

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arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:23, archived)

STOP SAYING MEME EVERYONE

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:25, archived)

"stop saying meme" is now a meme

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Shada, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:25, archived)

ANNOUNCING MEMES IS NOW A MEME, AS ARE £5 COINS.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:26, archived)

recognizing the announcement of a meme as a meme is now a meme

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:29, archived)

You didn't mention the £5 coins

maybe they're not a meme.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:32, archived)

I sometimes get confused by the definition of "meme".

From what I've read it's supposed to be a unit of measurement but I've never heard something described as "2.5 memes".

EVERYONE STOP SAYING IT PLEASE

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:40, archived)

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:42, archived)

The word unit appears 128 times in The Selfish Gene, but the word measurement zero times.

There are lots of occurrences of "genetic unit", "sub-unit", "basic unit", "working unit", and so on. I think it's mostly used to identify things that don't consist of smaller parts that compete among themselves. (Or, maybe they could do, but are unlikely to, because variations make the thing break. Or something. I'm just making this up.)
Meme: "a unit of cultural transmission, or a unit of imitation."

Nobody's sure where a gene starts and ends, anyway, it's arbitrary.

　　　"So far I have talked of memes as though
it was obvious what a single unit-meme consisted of. But of course it is
far from obvious. I have said a tune is one meme, but what about a
symphony: how many memes is that? Is each movement one meme, each
recognizable phrase of melody, each bar, each chord, or what?
I appeal to the same verbal trick as I used in Chapter 3. There I divided
the 'gene complex' into large and small genetic units, and units within
units. The 'gene' was defined, not in a rigid all-or-none way, but as a unit
of convenience, a length of chromosome with just sufficient copying fidelity
to serve as a viable unit of natural selection."

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:59, archived)

The part I have trouble getting my head around is that by this definition a cd or a movie or even a dance could be called a meme

none of these things are described as such, yet "SO I HERD YOU LIEK MUDKIPS" is.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 3:18, archived)

And your small-text has appeared now

I can see where he's coming from but I'd rather the word 'gene' get quantified instead of applying the same ambiguities to a new word.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 3:27, archived)

Not likely, most of his argument(s) falls to shit if you do.

He's a pseudo scientific fraud. Not to say his critics are any better.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 3:32, archived)

Genes have a semi-existence, depending on the extent of their success in an unmodified state.

Identifying their limits means predicting what form they will survive in, which is a thing best established by waiting (forever) to find out. Besides, they'll mostly only be stable for a while, and then be superseded. So it's a necessary word for a thing that definitely exists as a (semi-)coherent entity but can't be precisely delineated.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 3:34, archived)

Semi-existence? FUCK ME!

*urge to kill grows*

It's(genes) a convention for discussion and
has no basis in reality, FFS. Semi my ass.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 3:39, archived)

These are my annoying words, BTW, not Dawkins'.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 3:42, archived)

ARRRRGH!! He's got your mind bent.

PLSFIXKTHX! Sorry, but that is silly talk.

Hit the biochemistry books. You'll hurt
yourself thinking like that. Timecubes hoooo!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 3:46, archived)

I do actually regret saying "semi-existence"

it's not very objective of me.
Some things are briefly stable - windspeeds, orbits - and it's a subjective judgment whether or not a particular one is stable enough to be declared to exist. I suppose the thing to do with a gene or a meme is to declare some arbitrary context, the same way that you might say windspeed as measured over the course of a minute, which would be different from the speed measured over an hour. Either could be used when talking about the speed "now". Stable states definitely exist in an objective way, but they exist as part of a continuum. The pockets of stability aren't just in our imaginations, but the limits of the pockets are. Come to think of it, most things are like this a bit. Objects, for instance. We just have a lot of very customary conventions for assuming where edges go.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 3:51, archived)

Noted.

Don't take my over the top reactions as more than that.
Sloppy language of that sort can get me ranting for hours. [/;-D

on edit: Much better and more useful. That's more like tool making, not assigning the screwdriver as hammer and nail.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 3:54, archived)

That's alright.

I apologise for doing all my writing in the form of edits, it's a compulsion.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 4:00, archived)

As is mine to jump at false premisses.

My apologies if I upset you in any way.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 4:24, archived)

genes are just strings of amino acids

at what length of string a noticeable characteristic occurs should be pretty measurable, even if some are much longer than others.

As long as you've got a point of reference (for example, how the celsius scale has 0 degrees as the freezing point of water) then I can't see why it would be difficult.

I was working in a forensic lab when the human genome got released and sat around with my boss (who located the gene that causes alzheimers when he was younger) and we got pissed and read out pages to each other "G, C, T, G, G, A, G" etc. Yes, we're funny funny guys. Anyway, surely some number of amino acids could be used as a standard form of measurement?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 3:46, archived)

If you wish to weigh potatoes perhaps.

You used that "gene that causes alzheimers" bit just to
watch my head explode didn't you? ARGH FUCK KILL!!!!!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 3:51, archived)

FINE

"Locus that highlights a predisposition to alzheimer's disease"

What the fuck would I know anyway? I was the admin manager and I was only a year or two out of high school.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 4:00, archived)

Exactly why you were told it the first way. (a guess, but from long experience)

Won't beat up on your second revision, even though it is still in error.

I AM NOT A CUNT, REALLY, THEY ARE MAKING ME THIS WAY!!!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 4:05, archived)

I think it's a part of that whole "remaining conversational" thing.

You know, like not saying meme.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 4:15, archived)

I have not used it this eve... yet.

I might not, as I also find it a rather meaningless term.

edit: SHIT DUDE, I did, but from a lyric that goes "Me me..."
www.b3ta.com/board/9193353

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 4:16, archived)

Fair point.

Our internet text memes and image memes and link memes are trivial little things that breed rampantly. They're a new type of joke. We spread them semi-deliberately, as well. Spreading them is part of the fun. The ones that it seems like the greatest exploit to spread will be very successful, although that's tempered by part the challenge being to popularise things that really ought to be unpopular, e.g. Rick Astley.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 3:29, archived)

He says it quite a lot

in the Blind Watchmaker as well.
I heartily agree with this neologism and condone its use in and out of context.

(

Fitznicely into a thimble, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 3:18, archived)

He says it quite a lot

IS NOW A MEME

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 3:28, archived)

Quote : "...sufficient copying fidelity to serve as a viable unit of natural selection."

Translation: "I am talking out my ass."

Unit of natural selection, my fuck that boy is such shit.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 3:36, archived)

MEM = WATER = DEATH

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 3:42, archived)

DON'T GO SWIMEM AT 3AM

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 3:49, archived)

IT WAS ALREADY A MEME

NOW YOU JUST LOOK LIKE A CLUELESS JERK

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 3:32, archived)

this is making me want to say it more

or is your plan some evil reverse psychology.

STOP TOYING WITH MY MINDSES

(

arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:26, archived)

(

connor, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:33, archived)

(

Shada, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:33, archived)

Brown Slug

is equally happy:

(Tony Macaroni hello, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:50, archived)

errr

ERRRRR

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:51, archived)

I'm both awed by it size and disgusted that he's holding it

it wouldn't be any smaller if you left it in the toilet bowl.

(

arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 3:09, archived)

HALP! HALP! MY SLUG IS SAD. AND ORANGE. OH LORDY WHAT A PREDICAMENT I FIND MYSELF IN YET AGAIN.

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:58, archived)

HE'S SAD BECAUSE HE IS UGLY.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:00, archived)

SHHH I NEVER TOLD HIM TO SPARE HIS FEELINGS.

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:03, archived)

I'M SRY LITTUL SLOOG.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:05, archived)

He needs a friend.

(muckluks notsureyet, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:10, archived)

Not when it's merely a raindrop posing as a tadpole

they don't.

(

Fitznicely into a thimble, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:11, archived)

More pole?

(muckluks notsureyet, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:17, archived)

miss morepole solves crimes and has lots of sex.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:23, archived)

especially paedophile toads

(

arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:12, archived)

In fact i've just found that little fuckers true identity:

www.lifebook.cz/english/Prazdninova_kniha/images/port2.jpg
Alternatively:
farm4.static.flickr.com/3082/2700119018_ecdd4093f8.jpg?v=0
Alternatively:
www.pbase.com/agostinho/image/74196375

Turns out his real name is Gil. The big blue cunt.

(

Fitznicely into a thimble, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:13, archived)

CASE CLOSED

imposter tadpole is an imposter and,most importantly NOT a tadpole.

no love for you .. faker.

(

arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:14, archived)

ALIEN REPTILE TINTIN.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:16, archived)

it's the film spielberg wants to make.

(

arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:17, archived)

it's the film spielberg wants to ~~make~~ruin.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:21, archived)

who above all MUST BE OBEYED!

(

Fitznicely into a thimble, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:19, archived)

KILL IT KILL IT!!!

(muckluks notsureyet, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:18, archived)

No wait-

Lets see if we can milk it first.

(

Fitznicely into a thimble, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:19, archived)

no wonder it's sad

you have tied it's eyses to little white balloonses.

(

arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:00, archived)

WELL WHAT ELSE AM I TO DO WITH AN ORANGE SLUG I ASK YOU.

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:01, archived)

feed it no more carrots or sunny D

other wise it could be the end of allthings.

OF ALLTHINGS!

(

arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:02, archived)

And

it seems to have an incorrect number of antenna thingies. He is truly a slug worthy of our pity.

(

Fitznicely into a thimble, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:04, archived)

him pupils fell out

(

Shada, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:00, archived)

real men don't have pupils

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:02, archived)

REAL MEN DONT HAVE PUBES

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:03, archived)

dialate this,

motherfucker.

(

arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:03, archived)

ITS OK I TIED THEM ON WITH STRING

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:02, archived)

SAD SLUG

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:01, archived)

He's sad

because he's mutating into a chicken leg

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:02, archived)

NOMNOMNOM

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:04, archived)

Poor slug

*proffers salted peanuts*

(

Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:03, archived)

he looks perturbed, not sad.

you misread your slug.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:04, archived)

ARGH NO I HAVE FAILED MY SLUGKEEPERS MAIL DEGREES.

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:05, archived)

CALL A SLUG PSYCHOLOGIST.

CALL NOW. LINES ARE OPEN.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:14, archived)

I need a slug psychic

I'm being haunted by phantom lettuces.

(

arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:16, archived)

easy fix: pour salt in your ears.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:22, archived)

job done.

thank you postbear's psychic slug company

(

arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:27, archived)

we also repair clocks at a resonable rate.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:29, archived)

HERE IS A MATE FOR YOUR SAD LONELY SLUG

(

Shlvng, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:05, archived)

argh argha rhg

does not want

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:05, archived)

slugmate is offended

he will shit on your espadrilles

(

Shlvng, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:08, archived)

i just saw that dude while googling bananas

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:13, archived)

So did I

(

Shlvng, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:22, archived)

:(((

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:05, archived)

BANNED NANAS

(

Shada, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:07, archived)

Hahahaha!

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:07, archived)

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:13, archived)

HAHAHA

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:16, archived)

Found out about his transfer to the salt-mines, no doubt.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:05, archived)

oh boo hoo hoo

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:06, archived)

IT'S SAD BECAUSE EVERYONE KEEPS SAYING THE WORD MEME ALL THE TIME

STOP SAYING MEME EVERYONE YOU ALL SOUND LIKE TOSSERS

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:07, archived)

HAHA THAT ME-ME IS SO RANDOM

(

Shada, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:09, archived)

GRONKMEME IS MEMEGRY.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:10, archived)

Four memes and a meme

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:16, archived)

meme floyd's dark meme of the meme.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:19, archived)

The hound of the memervilles.

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:21, archived)

meme 2: the memeing.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:26, archived)

Meme on the beach.

Likely only you(perhaps one or two others) will get that.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:39, archived)

i scanned the horizon, seems like it's just me(me).

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:49, archived)

And me.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 3:18, archived)

but you just said it twice

teeheehee

(

arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:16, archived)

twice? that makes it a meme.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:30, archived)

here's a pea for company

(Tony Macaroni hello, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:10, archived)

ARGH SHIT NO UR ORANGE SLUG IS WELL HAPPY. ARGH,

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:20, archived)

HIS DIET HAS A LACK OF SALT

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:17, archived)

It's Mondrian without Marilyn

(

Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:55, archived)

tic tac tones.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:56, archived)

silly puromycin it's Tuesday without Marilyn

woo :)

(

arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:56, archived)

Tuedrian

I should have realised :)

(

Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:58, archived)

it's okay.

it's only just changed.

I currently hate my dad.. I was all asleep and everythign then he came in and told me something.. so I assuemed it was proper morning morning and got out of bed and dressed ready for work.. and it was 1am. Bah and Humbug!

(

arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:02, archived)

Hehehe!

that wasn't your dad
*sniggers*

(

Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:04, archived)

damn you and your needles 1am information about MOT forms

why couldn't the fact you'd found it wait untill like.. 6 or something.

(

arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:11, archived)

6AM you say?

*fills lubrication dispenser*
*prepares "special" underpants*

(

Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:16, archived)

Tuesday without Marilyn

sounds like an emo band.

(

Shiksa, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:01, archived)

*copyrights*

*profits*

(

arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:04, archived)

do you like this freebase?

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:59, archived)

*waits for animation*

/parkinsons blog

(

Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:01, archived)

haha

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:02, archived)

STOP POSTING COLOURS THAT DON'T EXIST

www.biotele.com/magenta.html

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:00, archived)

TWADDLE!!!

Subtractive vs Reflective vs Emissive. People like
this should be beaten with a magenta cock. HARD!

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:22, archived)

Will this suffice?

*delivers*

(

Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:26, archived)

Not big enough! Pseudo science by lettered wankers! TRY THIS ONE...

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:29, archived)

WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?

/autocomplete

What's the source of this? Who is screaming? Kaori or the magenta cock? The word bubble has a tint of reddish hue...

(

Ratsta, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 4:35, archived)

To unpack that one is rather long chain of layers.

Colour is used with a purpose and ref. The origin is
Gyo, the panel accompanies the part that is used for
"get in the car" and other (word that gronkpan has b&) pics.
It is a shark (with legs), I use a shark as alternate icon to hat,
generally in a anti-anti chain. Which a silly pair use(d) in
a web comic and was aped into a another. Add the local
idiomatic CDC and several other refs too long to list here.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 5:11, archived)

HMMMM. OHSHITIFORGOTTHEBANANA

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:37, archived)

CLANSOUL?!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:38, archived)

Always,

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:40, archived)

Fake. No hat.

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:41, archived)

It's as if he's been Neville'd.

(

Shiksa, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:41, archived)

HE'S SAYIN' WHAT WE ALL THINKIN'

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:51, archived)

Is it a trap?

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:39, archived)

Always.

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:40, archived)

This

(

Fitznicely into a thimble, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:46, archived)

I DON'T LIKE HIS EYES.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:41, archived)

I DON'T LIKE YOUR EYES

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:43, archived)

I DON'T EYE YOUR LIKES

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:45, archived)

GOOD COS THAT WOULD BE WEIRD

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:45, archived)

I DON'T EYK YOUR LIES!!

(

Fitznicely into a thimble, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:48, archived)

You don't eke my lies?

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:49, archived)

I don't skyie your elk

(

arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:52, archived)

its said EYK

RAE YUO BILND WMOAN?!

(

Fitznicely into a thimble, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:55, archived)

Sorry sir...

*shuffles feet*

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:56, archived)

Your feet shuffling has satisfied me

and you are hereby forgiven for your elementary error.
May Vimod be with you my child.

(

Fitznicely into a thimble, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:02, archived)

That wasn't nice. I'm going to cry myself into a FUCKING COMA.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:57, archived)

I ONCE PISSED A DOG INTO A COMA WITH MY POWERFUL WEE WEE JET.

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:59, archived)

LIKE A YELLOW CABLE.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:00, archived)

Awww

I'M SORRY!! *hugggg*

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:01, archived)

OH GROSS. PESTILENCE IS BETTER THAN THIS.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:05, archived)

BLEE BLEE BLEE.

BLEE.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:42, archived)

fuckshitdamnpisshell

(

Shiksa, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:43, archived)

you potty-mouthed motherfucker.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:57, archived)

where the hell did you learn to fucking curse like that.

(

Shiksa, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:02, archived)

from my goddamned grandmother.

she was as crazy as a cunt full of bumblebees.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:03, archived)

WOAH

I don't even know if that's rude or not

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:44, archived)

HAY RAPITNUI

I HAVE BEEN WATCHING FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS. I LIKE IT, RAPITINUI.

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:47, archived)

heheheh

I can't take any credit for it whatsoever but I do agree they are very very good.
What sucks is they had to go overseas to get any support (outside of the live comedy scene, which is understandably small) and now everyone is so proud.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:50, archived)

Aw man

you shoulda taken some credit. I probably would have believed you. XD
Why does it suck that everyone is proud? I'm always proud when a band from NJ makes it big... :]

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:53, archived)

oh no, quite right to celebrate them as local heroes

what sucks is they couldn't get funding here to make a TV show but they got it from HBO.
Like John Clarke before them, hugely underappreciated in their own country.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:06, archived)

they did do the lovely doc type thing on the sxsw festival

that was of the humourouses too.

(

arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:53, archived)

they are a good thing to like..

I aint checked out the second season yet.

(

arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:50, archived)

We just torrented the first

though I've seen a bunch of them already. And I figure we'll the get the 2nd one soon.

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:53, archived)

the internet provides wonder

and joy to all that purvey it's many delicious goods

(

arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:58, archived)

Hahahah

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:02, archived)

the source was called 'something_happend_to_this_mans_penis'.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:56, archived)

pussy pouch :(

pussy pouches scare me.

(

arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:59, archived)

*swallows back a mouthful of hot vom*

(

Fitznicely into a thimble, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:44, archived)

share with everyone, please.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:58, archived)

is any part of that yours?

(

arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:45, archived)

no, but I'm sure you can rent the whole sorry affair on craigslist

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:47, archived)

craigslist; satan's lovefilm

(

arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:49, archived)

craigslist: where i hang.

who is ready?

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:10, archived)

I am dready

canadian money looks like monopoly money

(

arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:14, archived)

only if you live in a place that uses tinted photocopies for bills.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:32, archived)

LUMBER LADIES?

(

deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:23, archived)

i have no idea.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 3:51, archived)

JUST ONE OF THE HAIRS AND THE PERSONALITY.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:50, archived)

I fear it more now.

I AM NOT EINSTEINS.

DO NOT WEE ON ME.

(

arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:55, archived)

My word

(

Shlvng, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:48, archived)

for the day is 'scrotum'.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:58, archived)

MINE IS

pamphlet

(

Shlvng, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:06, archived)

Fuckkkkkk!

*hides*

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:44, archived)

AARGH

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:45, archived)

º-º

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:49, archived)

HE MUST BE FROM PATAGONIA

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:51, archived)

Shuffles up in an embarassed manner, taps you on the shoulder...

"I was wondering if you could explain Vimod and/or Toap to me. I'm new round here."

(Tony Macaroni hello, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:37, archived)

TOAP = text on a picture

VIMOD = hell if I know. I probably should know.

Also, first person who says "Read the FAQ" gets the mother of all fuck-cunting. I'm sick of that shit.

(

Shiksa, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:38, archived)

Ah.

Seems obvious now. Thanks.

(Tony Macaroni hello, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:39, archived)

*Sets fuck to cunting mode*

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:39, archived)

READ THE FAQ

What what what?
What?

(

Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:40, archived)

Vimod is not Vinod Balakrishnan.

Vimod dreams of zamboni.
Vimod is not gronkpan.
Vimod will ban you so fucking fast your fucking head will fucking spin.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:41, archived)

FROM THE ICE RINK

(

Shiksa, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:42, archived)

VIMOD IS A MYTH

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:44, archived)

VIMOD IS NO MYTH!!!

I've felt his presents. He B& me to within an inch of my life. I felt fucking honoured.

(

Fitznicely into a thimble, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:51, archived)

Presence or Christmas presents?

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:57, archived)

The latter!

I wanted to know what was in them because they were all wrapped up. It was for THIS I was b&.

But it wasn't Christmas it was his birthday.

(

Fitznicely into a thimble, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:00, archived)

read the faq

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:49, archived)

I will if you make me a picture or something.

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:38, archived)

What

would you like a picture of?

(Tony Macaroni hello, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:41, archived)

Butcher's knob sausage riot

(

Shlvng, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:51, archived)

SQUIRREL WITH TITS!

Or
Sexy dead nun with pinwheel.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:53, archived)

A ZAMBONI

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:54, archived)

Bees, please.

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:57, archived)

HOW WILL HE DO THAT WHEN HE JUST GOT HIS PHOTOSHOP CS4 LICENSE REVOKED.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:52, archived)

The "reply" button was right there.

Remember that, so you don´t waste any more threads.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:39, archived)

But...

I wasn't replying to anything.
Are new threads expensive?

(Tony Macaroni hello, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:43, archived)

you were replying to every fiber of vimod's being

this thread is nothing but disrespect for the one true vimod

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:45, archived)

^^^^^^^^

THIS!

(

Fitznicely into a thimble, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:52, archived)

http://www.b3ta.com/board/9193108

(

Shiksa, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:46, archived)

Yes.

They push other people's works off the main page.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:46, archived)

I see. Sorry.

(Tony Macaroni hello, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:49, archived)

no worries, you're new. it's good to learn.

toap has been explained - vimod is a meme here lately, some memes persist, many are very temporary. vimod is gronkpan's uncle, he owns a business selling bundles of cloth used to mop up faeces.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:01, archived)

new threads without pics kill kittens

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:47, archived)

you just pushed someone's pic off the bottom of the page

bad form. 2 minutes in the penalty box.

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:48, archived)

I'll shit on you.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:40, archived)

For the usual fee?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:41, archived)

Four dollars and a pint of gravy.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:41, archived)

He asked you for your fee

not what you're going to shit on him.

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Shiksa, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:43, archived)

there's a hotline you can call, it explains everything.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:43, archived)

UNderhill 7-5309?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:46, archived)

that was sold on ebay a while ago, wasn't it?

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:13, archived)

text on a picture

simply putting text on an other unshopped picture is usually considered poor form because there's no real skill or thought behind it except for slapping some text on a picture. Consider how long it took for the person below you to create what they posted -- and you're going to push them down because some cat wants his fucking cheesburger? LOLTHATSTHEFUNNY.

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:45, archived)

OK THIS THREAD IS ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT YOU GOTS BANANAS.

DO YOU GOTS BANANAS? POST IN THIS THREAD.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:23, archived)

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:25, archived)

THIS BEAUTIFUL LADY GOTS BANANAS TOO

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:26, archived)

I GOT BANANAS

EDIBLE ONES

but i dont got proof :(

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Shada, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:26, archived)

YAAAAAAAY YOU GOTS BANANAS

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:28, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:26, archived)

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:27, archived)

Hahahaha well done

I actually loled

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:30, archived)

DUH! THEY'RE WORTH THEIR WEIGHT IN BANANAS!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:34, archived)

hungry

(spiggytopes, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:34, archived)

YES

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:51, archived)

yes ! we have none

banana of doooooooooooom

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:36, archived)

YES

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:50, archived)

YES, I HAVE NO BANANAS

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Shiksa, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:37, archived)

just give me some stringbeans then

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:43, archived)

I MADE THESE ROTTEN BANANAS INTO A DELICIOUS CAKE AND GAVE IT TO MY FAMILY AND WE ATE IT ON THE BEACH AND WE ALL AGREED IT WAS VERY DELICIOUS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:38, archived)

WE ATE SOME AFTER WE WATCHED MY GRANDMOTHERS REMAINS SWIRLING AWAY ON THE OUTGOING TIDE AND THE REST WE HAD LATER ALTHOUGH THERE WAS A BIT OVER SO I LET THEM KEEP IT FOR LATER.

AND WE ALL AGREED IT WAS VERY DELICIOUS.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:46, archived)

THIS SOUNDS LIKE A PRECURSOR FOR MORE BANANACAKE

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:54, archived)

YOUR BANANS, I HAZ KILLED AND EATED THEMS.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:41, archived)

If you insist

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:51, archived)

I'm fucking dead...

(clut, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:11, archived)

a click

before you die

(Tony Macaroni hello, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:14, archived)

MAY A THOUSAND FLEAS FROM A THOUSAND CAMELS INFEST YOUR ARMPITS!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:18, archived)

*Waits in vain for anim...*

Oh i get it. Tee hee.

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Fitznicely into a thimble, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:32, archived)

HELLO I AM BARRY. I AM A SPAZZFALCON. RAWWR.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:56, archived)

Beep beep beep. I don't scary things.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:58, archived)

It looks tasty.

Can it be milked?

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Fitznicely into a thimble, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:02, archived)

TOASTBIRD.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:59, archived)

Hey Barry . . . what do you want to eat ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:59, archived)

BEANS PLS.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:01, archived)

Prepare for . . . liiiiiiiiiiiiift offffffffffffffffffff !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:02, archived)

SOMETIMES EAGLES NEED A PUSH!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:06, archived)

hello barry

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:09, archived)

FUHHHHHHH

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Shada, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:17, archived)

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:51, archived)

Oh hell yeah :D

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Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:53, archived)

STIGMATA ATTACK

KA-POW!

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:55, archived)

The whirlpool lines on your palm show that there will be a swirl in the future . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:57, archived)

You are a very talented man.

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Zuowan, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:58, archived)

FFFUHHHHH!

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Shada, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:17, archived)

YES!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:24, archived)

quick sketchup

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:34, archived)

needs more tomato;)

Nice

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:36, archived)

Nice

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:42, archived)

F6+Enter is the new F5.

ALSO I LIKE THIS. THE FACE NEEDS MORE WORK THOUGH.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:51, archived)

Kinda like it like that

i liked the simplicity to it.

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:02, archived)

:) fair enough.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:06, archived)

that is very good indeed

great stuff

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:52, archived)

Pretty . . . very pretty !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:58, archived)

Lovely.

WY
edit: Had to do it.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:20, archived)

Oh YES!

That really brings it to life - lovely colouring used there :)

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:53, archived)

seamtastic

Click for bigger (119 kb)

in the current economic climate, we fight with the weapons we have at hand...

(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:28, archived)

Hey, Danbo.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:28, archived)

waht?

ehnow?

(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:31, archived)

images.google.co.uk/images?source=ig&hl=en&rlz=1G1GGLQ_ENUK248&=&q=danbo&lr=&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi

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Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:32, archived)

HI DANBO

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:31, archived)

ah getcha

i take it it's a done to death meme then.
face+palm
i was bored and tinkering.

(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:34, archived)

OH HAI DANBO

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:35, archived)

: )

so great

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d d, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:36, archived)

cardboard box robots!

FUCK YEAH

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:53, archived)

this is...

magnificent.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:54, archived)

last one before bed...

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BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:24, archived)

hoverfish!

what batteries does it take?

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:26, archived)

message!

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:08, archived)

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Hellzapoppin, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:09, archived)

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OneOfSome, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:10, archived)

winners don't lose drugs

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:12, archived)

Hahahaha, I like this and may have to steal it.

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:21, archived)

consider it stolen

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:25, archived)

On that kind note I am fleeing. G'nite!

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:34, archived)

sometimes

no means yes.

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enceladus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:11, archived)

Hey, did you try and pick a fight with me the other week?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:14, archived)

i posted a link though

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:15, archived)

So does that mean you like me?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:16, archived)

IF WOMEN LIKE THEM LIKE MEN LIKE THOSE, WHY DON'T WOMEN LIKE ME?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:18, archived)

drugs are bad, m'kay

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:19, archived)

Does this mean we're friends now?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:31, archived)

NARC PARTY.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:23, archived)

what that third one said

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:15, archived)

No No NO

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:16, archived)

My friends I am concerned that the wonder of vimod may wear thin if he is always making his presence known like this

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:18, archived)

presence?

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:20, archived)

HIDE DRUG

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:25, archived)

haha

sometimes drugs don't take no for an answer

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:57, archived)

*Adopts David Mitchell's nasally, trustworthy voice*

If you ask him THIS is what he'll say...
(Because one in the morning is as good as any for a good ol' fashioned toap. Even if it is done in paint)

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Fitznicely into a thimble, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:18, archived)

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