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[challenge entry] we will evolve into whatever our furry overlords deem handy

(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:18, archived)
# ...
You don't see one of those very often.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:20, archived)
# I do
but I did marry one
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:24, archived)
# you've obviously never been to Merthyr Tydfil
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:28, archived)
# I can't even pronounce Merthyr Tydfil!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:54, archived)
# now that's progress
much more convenient than this
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:22, archived)
# One Paw In The Grave
Aiiiii Don't believe it!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Baa baa baaa baa baaaaa baa baa baa....

(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Baaaahahahahahahaha
:D
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:20, archived)
# Haaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:20, archived)
# I like what ewe've done there
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:20, archived)
# that's a baaaaad pun
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Stop bleating on.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:23, archived)
# I wool
when you do
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:26, archived)
# These threads...
oh how I lambent.
No, that's shit, I should be lambasted.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:36, archived)
# you don't have to ram it don't our throats
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:43, archived)
# No other channel, other than five could get away with this
PS 920th in the queue, almost there.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:21, archived)
# hahahaha
brilliant jibbering anims!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:31, archived)
# And the winner is...
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Hahaha!
Awesome!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:12, archived)
# :D
^ Needs more Bore-Worms...

;-)
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Heheheh
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:13, archived)
# Hahahaha!!!
Morning Ninj!!!

How's you?

(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Mornin Moley!
Fine thank you sir, yourself?
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:19, archived)
# I'm super dandy today!
:D
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Hahahaha
*Can't wait for the final tonight*
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:29, archived)
# hooray!

(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:41, archived)
[challenge entry] sillyness
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:08, archived)
# well fuck a duck !!
she pulls a tache off rather nicely !!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:09, archived)
# is it wrong that I still would?
woo yay
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:09, archived)
# No that's fine - it appears to have retained all its ducky genitalia...
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:11, archived)
# *fingers the egg chute*
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Kill it with flaming spam hammers!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:11, archived)
# I've had her/it
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Bibelution 2 (the future)
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:07, archived)
# ohh controversial
edit your post so it's in the compo :)
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Cheers man
I just got bollocked at work for doing that
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:29, archived)
[challenge entry] heheh
have a compo pea. Stealth Zebra.

(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:09, archived)
# \o/ for stealth Zebra!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:11, archived)
# I like your thinking
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:14, archived)
# I went and bought a graphics tablet. Nothing spectacular but decided to practice on it.

Click for big -- original by Captain_Lambkin feedback welcome, etc. 
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:59, archived)
# So much violence in the world
why can't we be friends?!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:00, archived)
# close friends?
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Not too close
a couple of continents between us is just fine
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:14, archived)
# :( so sad. I wonder sometimes if people would think differently if they met me.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Don't be silly
you don't exist. B3ta and B3tans are just figments of my imagination
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Well then where is our big floppy magenta penis?
Edit: just spotted it, but that's hardly going to satisfy now is it?
Edit edit: Oh, and this is still woo by the way.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:01, archived)
# on the wall
look
*points*
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:01, archived)
# But it's a tiddler!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:03, archived)
# if I had a quid for every time I'd heard that
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Blummin hell that's absolutely ace.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Lambkin is a hell of an artist. Met him at a tiny manchester bash, saw his sketchbooks etc,
I'm only able to do basic colouring, but, learning!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:07, archived)
# top coloured and nice cdc.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Funny that I was colouring it in myself today.


Click for bigger (51 kb)


I out that cock on the wall to tempt some CDC fans

Top Tip:

If you have photo shop.. do this..
on the original image ctrl+a ctrl+c ctrl+v creates a duplicate layer**.
Change this layers mode to multiply.
Select the background layer again then ctrl+shift+n for a new layer.
Do the colouring in in this layer.

** I do it this way out of habit, it's so habitual it's quicker for me than doing it the quick way...
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:09, archived)
# um...why?
does it reduce seamyness? I've never been happy colouring my stuff.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Reason
if you do it this way when colouring underneath the line work. you will find its much easier and keeps the original line work untouched.

If your filling in the line work you get loads of issues with anti aliasing and white fringing around the image.

Sometimes I duplicate the linework so I can use the one underneath as a guide for filling and selecting regions.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:14, archived)
# ahh *learns*
I've always just set the colour layer beneath the lines, but I can see some advantages in your method.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:17, archived)
# I did that with the guy who's lost his glasses, then merged it by mistake.
I figured you'd be asleep at this time of the morning.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Two bars walk into a nun:


CFB
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:59, archived)
# pffft, that's awesome.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:00, archived)
# cheers!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:17, archived)
# why is it always..............in your pics?
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Because
he's a closet bladerunner fan
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Is that house on stilts?
Woo to the motherfuckin yay!

/ac
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Whah thayunk yew, ma'am!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Why is there always considerable precipitation in your images?
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:01, archived)
# I am always reigning.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:18, archived)
# that rain is too good
you're trying too hard
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:02, archived)
# This is prolly true.
The above took me about 3 hours.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:15, archived)
# you could have made sex
14 times, but this prolly made more people happy
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:20, archived)
# HAAAAhahahahaha!
Bastard.

*grumps*
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:23, archived)
# needs more lightning
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:03, archived)
# more rain please
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Oh I assure you
this will happen.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:19, archived)
[challenge entry] ....
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Pffft
Don't forget the Cif *shakes head*
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:39, archived)
# Snickers *sob*
BUT WE WON THE BATTLE FOR TWIX! RAIDER MY ARSE
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:41, archived)
# Is that an invitation?
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:42, archived)
# I have 'issues' in that area at the moment
prep H FTW

but feel free
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:43, archived)
# You're putting me off my breakfast of leeches fryed in cat urine.
:(
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:44, archived)
# *tries to imagine something that sounds worse*
*fails*
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Roadkilled eel and furry salad.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:51, archived)
# why would an aquatic animal such as the eel
be on a road?

(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:53, archived)
# It was his holiday. I feel really guilty about the whole thing.
On a side note, I enjoyed reading your profile.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:54, archived)
# haha
ta
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:54, archived)
# I've seen an eel on the road
They move about the place when it's raining.
There was one in my house once, but the cat had something to do with that I suspect.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Cockcheese on mouldy toast that's been used to mop up Cilla Black's vaginal sweat.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Regurgitated McDonalds cheeseburger on a platter of dead wasps.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:55, archived)
# I'd feel sorryer for the person that had to gurgitate it in the first place.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Good call.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:59, archived)
# the morning after bum explosion
of a lamb vindaloo and a bottle of red wine boiled up in a kettle with a jar of pickled onions.

served with a mint leaf garnish
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:09, archived)
# *raids*
ooh how rude of me!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:43, archived)
# oi! cock first
I'm not a slag
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:44, archived)
# ha haha!
I love Viz
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:45, archived)
# and coco pops
choco krispies my arse
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:43, archived)
# DON'T GET ME STARTED!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:44, archived)
# arf
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:40, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:40, archived)
# haha
she looks minxy in that!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Ayyyyy caramba!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:43, archived)
# hahaha
they only changed it to increase sponsership opportunities

(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Arf!
:)
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:40, archived)
# haha
cif
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:42, archived)
# pfft
ps I'm currently 6500th in line for Quake Live, should run like a bag of arse in the office lol
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:42, archived)
# whats the difference..
quake live and quake 3 ?

*not looked into it*
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:45, archived)
# not much
except Quake Live plays through IE and doesn't need to have anything dloaded (except for one applet plugin) :D
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:48, archived)
# eww
;)
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:48, archived)
# currently 4800 in the queue
takes a while :p
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:53, archived)
# My number is 14811
Can we swap tickets? I'm in a hurry.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:56, archived)
# sorry
3500 and waiting....
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:02, archived)
# your queue seems to be going down a lot faster than mine
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:03, archived)
# 3003rd now
Have been waiting since about 9:30am, plus I'm on a 35meg connection in the office too :p
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Evolution fact: it's called Olaz over here

Used to be called Ulay too
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Here they used to call it
Ulan

I'm wondering where did they call it Ulax?
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:52, archived)
# That's a whole different product.
"Rub it into your skin and it'll make you poop."
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:59, archived)
# your brain is working well
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:44, archived)
# That's the sexiest thing anyone has ever said to me
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:45, archived)
# maybe it wouldn't be
if you dressed a bit slutty once in a while
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Maybe if you bought me something nice once in a while...
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:59, archived)
# maybe if Topshop did clothes in your size
I would be able to
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:11, archived)
# hehe...
Like it, sir.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Nurse, the spanging pan...
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:25, archived)
# :D
I like this because it's good.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:28, archived)
# pffh :)
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:29, archived)
# I love Narwhals, especially since they're real
Here's how they were named:

Thar's a whale cap'n!
Thas na'r whale.
Aye, Narwhal.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:55, archived)
#

(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:29, archived)
# Hehe
I was gonna do one of these today, is everyone in my head or something?

:)
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:30, archived)
# *sets phasers for spang*
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:32, archived)
# *dons red shirt*
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:35, archived)
# You sure do love your Zappa. Yipes!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:37, archived)
# Hohohoho. Phaser! Zappa! Pew pew! Hohohoho.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Yeah, but that's also a bit winamps fault
it keeps randomly selecting one of the 5,000 tracks I have by him
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:46, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:21, archived)
# "hilarious"
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:22, archived)
# "great job?"
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:25, archived)
# ...
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:32, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:33, archived)
# LOL
oh he never learns.... :p
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:43, archived)
# But if Zoidberg fixes it, perhaps gifts!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:25, archived)
# woop woop woop woop woop!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:25, archived)
# NING
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:15, archived)
# Arf!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:15, archived)
# ooofh :)
nail+head
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:17, archived)
# And next year they'll change the flags
and send it around as the "Australian Made Expo"
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:18, archived)
# Fire Extinguishers
being a main attraction?
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:29, archived)
# certainly won't be underpants.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:30, archived)
# Glad to hear it
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:32, archived)
# where's the morris marina?
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:17, archived)
# Just under the labia majora
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:20, archived)
# god damnit!! ALL THE ANATOMY BOOKS!! WRONG!!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:22, archived)
# in the Ford Thames


probably
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:21, archived)
# heheheh
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:23, archived)
# ooh clever!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:34, archived)
# We can still be proud of our
Z-list Celebrity Manufacturing Industry, shirley?
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:18, archived)
# Superbly well done, sir
*clicks*
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:18, archived)
# YES
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:18, archived)
# Hahaha
Sad but true!!

'nings!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:18, archived)
# hahahahhah, that's brill :D
on a related, but also random note, I miss the old "computershopper shows". Used to pick up so much cheap hardware and software there.

Edit: I was really thinking about the huge ones that were at Olympia and Earls Court, although the smaller ones were damn cool too...
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:21, archived)
# Ah yes, the ones round the back of Centre Point?
hehe - I remember those.

Edit: *Takes it all back....*

;-)
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:30, archived)
# aw man they were so good.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:31, archived)
# Ha ha.
It's funny because it's true.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:21, archived)
# ouch :) *clicks*
Don't you realize, it's cheaper to be creative in an outsourced country, not here. By bother our little braincells when we can get others to do it for cheaper?
Stupid country is Britain :p
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:24, archived)
# haha!
satire!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:33, archived)
# Well, they've made some nice flags there
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:33, archived)
# ha ha ha
*sends to Gordon Brown*

Dear Gordon - I am working on bankrupting the company which employs me, I can haz £650,000 pa pensionz plz. Okay I love you bye bye.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:43, archived)
# I get it!
An exhibition of superb farts!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Hey at least is looks like we still make
Fine wooden flooring and exhibition signs.

(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:02, archived)
#
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:11, archived)
# :(
poor little bugger.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:11, archived)
# :(
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:12, archived)
# I block my drafts with Blu-Tac and pestilence.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:13, archived)
# hmmm
Now I'm never one to shy away from inappropriate humour. I've never said "too soon" in my life except in irony. But please explain how this is funny?
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:14, archived)
# Comedy Gold, that's what it is.
Pure comedy gold, right there.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:26, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:29, archived)
# well done for missing the irony.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:35, archived)
# oh contrare blackadder..
It was about as blatant as my post.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:41, archived)
# As long as we're clear.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:43, archived)
# crystal. :D
every now and then, its interesting to 'push the boundaries'.. and to see the reaction to this tragedy, apposed to say, jade goody, or the bush fires, or the plane crash - where more people have died..
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Sorry, didn't mean to flounce overly.
Just find it rather tragic.
Edit: Not because of who he *is*, more that he's lost his son.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:55, archived)
# No apology necessary.
I too find it tragic. But its a sad dark ugly world outside.. and if you don't make light of these things, we would all go mad.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:02, archived)
# I agree, that's a very good point.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:04, archived)
# harsh...

*titters guiltily*
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:15, archived)
# what is this
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:16, archived)
# an image
portraying the decease son of an UK politician being used as a draught excluder.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:17, archived)
# and why are people upset
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:20, archived)
# Because it's cruel without being funny.
At least that's my take on it. If the kid had a name that rhymed with draught excluder or door snake or something then I'd be laughing my arse off!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:23, archived)
# ^ This
Edit: * Evidently needs far more jokes about forest fires.
Edit: and cunts.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:23, archived)
# Now now, Paul.
Now now.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:38, archived)
# and pray tell, SAM, how exactly is this out of order?
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:39, archived)
# I'm very sensitive. Little things make me cry.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:49, archived)
# was the politician a good father
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:27, archived)
# very much so
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:31, archived)
# and what can be said of the mother
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:35, archived)
# very good too
the poor child needed 24 hour care, and got the best care they could provide by all accounts.

no leaving him alone while they ate tapas for this child
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:40, archived)
# Nicely put, sir
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:42, archived)
# thank you sir
sometimes you just know when things are right and things are wrong.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:46, archived)
# my pary are with the father. I am truley sorry for your lots.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:44, archived)
# gaps!
*needs more dead kids.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:18, archived)
# :(
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:19, archived)
# :(
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:19, archived)
# fucking hell
even I got limits man :(
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:25, archived)
# There are many shades of black humour..
This is probably as dark as you will get.. Though I have seen bucket loads of 'bad taste' gags on here.

Obviously in reality, nobody would ever use their dead baby, spasticated or not, to exclude a draft.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:45, archived)
# check my profile for b3ta truths #1 and #2
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Blimey ! You're spot on there !
Tis a curious place at times b3ta..
(I understand the irony, as I have just posted possibly one of the sickest images on here..)
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:58, archived)
# get over yourself...mongychops was doing it years before you
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:29, archived)
# ooh handbags ! lol
I haven't got a problem..though others have expressed a dislike to this image.
*shrugs*
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Normally 'black humour' has a humour element, though.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:59, archived)
# ^ This..
.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:04, archived)
# ok...so the fact that they are happier that the draft is gone rather than their son dying is not black humour?
hmmmm..
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:06, archived)
#
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:14, archived)
# :(
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:32, archived)
# Moaning, b0t3r.


This morning I am listening to Negativland. What can you hear?
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:01, archived)
# I can hear shit radio.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:02, archived)
# I like that! :)
I can hear people blabbering about adverts.

no music at w*rk :(
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:03, archived)
# Cheers, T.
Can't you stick in some earbuds or something?
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:04, archived)
# not sure yet..I shall look into this silly no music rule. :)
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:06, archived)
# We've got 6 Music
What's on? Rolling Stones. Might as well have stuck with R2.
Have this instead
www.haku.co.uk/Mistabishi-Printer_Jam.mp3
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:05, archived)
# the News on Radio 2
I am considering looking for some Sevendust on Youtube though...
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:03, archived)
# my dad trying to tutor my mum about the extremely convoluted
means of downloading on her computer
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:03, archived)
# Firstly you have to find an interboat client. The interboat ferries the information through the net, which like a sort of water.
Secondly you need tiny people to load/unload your download. These people are Protons. You'll need a fatherbyte and a motherbyte to use the Proton people.

It's pretty simple and logical.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:05, archived)
# Man, the Proton people are all dicks. Fuck the Protons.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:07, archived)
# she's now about to shout at him
he setup a download manager, that scheduled downloads for 4am in the morning. EVERY damn download. so if she wants a small file now she has to ask the download manager to get it now.

the fact that he doesn't have a fucking clue what the download manager is trying to do isn't helping at all.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:08, archived)
# Tell them you hate it when they fight then run away to the pub
They'll feel guilty when you come home pissed. EVERYBODY WINS
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:12, archived)
# I have a cold, I don't really want to go to the pub.
at least it didn't turn into a giant row.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:15, archived)
# I can see everything. I can hear every word.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:04, archived)
# The soothing sounds of Alan Hawkshaw
lulling me into a sleepy relaxed state.

(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:04, archived)
# Mastodon
I like your style
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:05, archived)
# Did you think much of the latest? I've heard mixed reviews, but personally I can't get into anything post-Remission.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:06, archived)
# I'm not sure yet, but I think I like the latest better than the one before

I believe I like Leviathan best. Iron Tusk ftw!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:13, archived)
# Do you use last.fm?
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:30, archived)
# Yes

linky in profile, if I'm not mistaken
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:34, archived)
# this is fantastic
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:09, archived)
# I can hear Prodigy right now.
top stuff, sir, and 'ningle's everyone!

it's a pain, but I have to ration my posts, so I can post something i'm working on for my 10k post :P
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:10, archived)
# O_O'
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:11, archived)
# 'ningles!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:14, archived)
# Nekkid antici........................................pation!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:19, archived)
# Computer fans and frogs in my left ear, car brakes and tinnitus in my right.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:15, archived)
# I can hear the phone not ringing
and not offering me jobs :(
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:17, archived)
# I'm only working exceptionally sporadically at the moment. I feel your pain. And your pancreas.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:23, archived)
# the only pain comes
when I look at the bank, I quite like being unemployed
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:36, archived)
# Plenty of backbone but no balls!
What is this no music malarky?

Nice pic...
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Cheers, Tan, you sweetheart.
I'm now listening to Neil Young.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:29, archived)
# Ween
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Ning!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 8:56, archived)
# haha arf!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 8:57, archived)
# Mornin Prod!
:D
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 8:59, archived)
# ning :)
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 8:59, archived)
# Hi, I'm just calling to say "so far, so good".
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 8:58, archived)
# hehehe.... nings Ninj!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 8:59, archived)
# Mornin Joe!
:D
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:09, archived)
# Is that my Rodin fp I see?
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:29, archived)
# SPANGO!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:00, archived)
# Good morning!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:04, archived)
# Morning pal...
Remember this guy/gal...

(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:06, archived)
# Hahahaha...Mornin pal?
Bostin! Wasn't He/She 'Tinker' in Lovejoy? :D
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:11, archived)
# hahaha
Yes, she/he is tinker isn't he/she! Nice new wig he has don't you think.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:30, archived)
# Although...
...judging by the pic He/She appears to be turning into Jon Pertwee! Onto the BBC, how??
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Ningles


ALSO: what the fuck's going on here this morning?
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 8:55, archived)
# Haha nice
Lots of deleted thread larks.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 8:55, archived)
# hehe who knows? :P
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 8:56, archived)
# We'll never know, Joe. We'll never know.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 8:59, archived)
# I don't know. I just got here.
What happened?
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 8:59, archived)
# something about robots and shitty ninjas..
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:00, archived)
# Good robots and shitty ninjas or bad robots and shitty ninjas?
On paper it sounds the former.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:03, archived)
# I think it was those bad robots
Those evil-natured robots
they're programmed to destroy us
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:05, archived)
[challenge entry] WORDZ!

'ning all
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 8:54, archived)
# good guy, good guy, good girl?, WANK, good guy!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 8:57, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:10, archived)
# Payback's a bitch

Haha :P Edit: Shit, didn't work. Should I delete it?
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 8:45, archived)
# *waits for it to animate*
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 8:47, archived)
# "from someone who can now not spit the dummy any time someone deletes a thread. "
I await the day you even try and tell me what I can and can't do..
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 8:55, archived)
# i just find the hypocrisy delicious
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:02, archived)
# and I find your snide remarks dull.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:03, archived)
# before you do
I'd just like to spend half an hour writing the funniest reponse ever posted on bthreeta dot com messageboards.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 8:48, archived)
# ^ What she said
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:30, archived)
# haha!
it fooled me
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 8:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Now you're just taking the piss!
So I get to post two threads in a row I guess.

*paradoxes*
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 8:27, archived)
# :D
OH YOU GUYS.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 8:28, archived)
# hahah what is with your profile?
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 8:29, archived)
# I'm Clansoul's father.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 8:32, archived)
# so like this bloke?

(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 8:38, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:20, archived)
# you're up early.
Milk Round finished?
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 8:38, archived)
# Now now, he knows he's Daddy's favourite mistake.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 8:44, archived)
# i still haven't cottoned on to which regular you are.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 8:46, archived)
# ^this
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 8:47, archived)
# oh no you can't do that that's surely that's naughty too.
attention seeking thread whore!!

just in case.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 8:29, archived)
# You love it!
:P
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 8:30, archived)
[challenge entry] can i repost this? it's vaguely evolutiony
www.glastonbridge.co.uk/flash/bots2.html

edit: as this appears to be staying for the moment, thanks everyone!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 8:29, archived)
# FUCK YES
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 8:32, archived)
# Shit yeah!
*clickclickclickclickclick*

Haha
"Guinness PLC is in no way affiliated with the apocalypse"
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 8:32, archived)
# epic
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 8:37, archived)
# that is full on WIN!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 8:38, archived)
# It's such a pity that this whole thread is about to be deleted
this was nice.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 8:39, archived)
# It is, isn't it.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 8:41, archived)
# it's not like i haven't posted it before though
if it's entertained a few folk of a morning, it's all good
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 8:44, archived)
# No more sunsets, Bela Lugosi's Dad. No more sunsets.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 8:44, archived)
# That was ridiculously good.
Clicks abound for you.

:)
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 8:51, archived)
# Lovely, squire.
And is that the elephant from Tiny Giraffe?
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 8:55, archived)
# it is indeed :)
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:07, archived)
# haha - brilliant - that is a wonderful animation!!!
Nice one *clicks*
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:14, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:32, archived)
# I think you should delete this thread to prove a point
Then repost it and delete it again
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 8:30, archived)
# people don't understand proof by contradiction.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 8:39, archived)
# I BET THEY DO
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 8:40, archived)
# trying to prove their point by contradicting it?
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 8:42, archived)
# I bought a lovely shirt today
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 8:47, archived)
# what sort of shirt?
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 8:47, archived)
# the loveliest kind
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 8:50, archived)

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