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# Fed up with all this easter religious rubbish


...especially those people on facebook that keep on saying this phrase.
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:35, archived)
# he comes...
!!
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:35, archived)
# I shall put this here
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Eva is not impressed hehe
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:47, archived)
# haha
boinggg!
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Hehehe
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:54, archived)
# I like the shading
it makes it look real :D
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Give thanks to the risen Lord
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Give praise to his name!
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:36, archived)
# cock christ?
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:38, archived)
# No, Barry Christ
I have changed his name by deed poll
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Good choice of name
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:40, archived)
# To right, just think how funny it would be to shout Barry Christ instead of Jesus Christ
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:42, archived)
# 6/10
You forgot the uniform 3 pubes per ball.
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:37, archived)
# I hope that's not a crusty loaf
.
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:37, archived)
# He does jokes too!
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Also, you can put a space in the bottom box instead of a .
.
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:43, archived)
# thanks for the tip
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:44, archived)
# the dot has a certain inate charm
.
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:45, archived)
# He's a good one
and fresh too. Very very fresh
*licks lips*
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:46, archived)
# GROOMER!!!




(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Just because you no longer have access to my sweetie jar
you get nasty.
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Sorry 'pot!
So sorry...Sorry...*grovels* sorry...
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:55, archived)
# ZALGO!
Emu vs Parkinson: LOL!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fZvtdJ3uN8
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Aryabhata died for your sines
/maths thing
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Yeah, fucking religious people
celebrating religious festivals.
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:38, archived)
# day of the spaghetti monster
is allmost apron us we must all consume noodles or spaghetti on (I'm not sure wich day it is... but I think it coincides with a bank holiday)

edit : I might have dreamed it up as I find no reference to it
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:47, archived)
# cockbread


(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:39, archived)
# with knobcheese?
as for pickle..
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Weather..
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:33, archived)
# That was my one, bitch
:)
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Well if you want to own up,
that's your business.
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Moist
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:34, archived)
# haha Stan's Pun Powrs return
have a spang
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:35, archived)
# only because I gave him that one
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Haha!
But the idea was Earl's
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:36, archived)
# >:(
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:35, archived)
# oh you
have you got the source for this without any text?
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Indeed
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:44, archived)
# cheers!
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:55, archived)
# Helloze
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:26, archived)
# This works more the longer I look at it.
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:27, archived)
# *GLEE*
i like this
welcome to b3ta :D
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:27, archived)
# he he :D good noob :)
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:27, archived)
# ^
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# ^
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# ^
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# v
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# ^
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# >
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# <
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# V
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# <^>
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# <=>
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# <#>
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# 8====>~~
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# >.<
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# >>>
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# >>>
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# >>>
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# >>>
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# >>>
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# >>>
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# >>>
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# >>>
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# ^
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# <
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# Hai!
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:28, archived)
# what a smashing entrance
welcome along
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:29, archived)
# chortle
:)
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:29, archived)
# Oh dear christ, she's from the BEANO!
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:32, archived)
# stop stealing photos from my family album
by which i mean 'hello, haha and well done!'
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:32, archived)
# hahaha Brill.
Pull up a chair, shop a chimp and a dog...oh you have!
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Lovely, you nice, fresh N00b
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:33, archived)
# splendid!~
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:34, archived)
# They called me NOOB
*blush*

Thanks you guys
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:36, archived)
# \o/
see, this is how it's done!

:D
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:37, archived)
# hahahah fucking excellent
welcome an that
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:44, archived)
# haha
helloze to you
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:55, archived)
# we're having tea parties here again...

this might be why...
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:24, archived)
# Lolmerica.
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:26, archived)
# ameica isn't real
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:27, archived)
# america is merely a liebarrel conspiracy!
:D
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:28, archived)
# I wish to buy your get out of debt free card
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:28, archived)
# it'll cost you
900 bazillion US dollars... and a duck.
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:29, archived)
# Damn!
I just ate my last duck!

Just my luck!
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:31, archived)
# I like how your Conservatives are using the verb "to teabag" a lot with no knowledge of its modern connotations.
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:28, archived)
# dude, they are conservatives!
of course they know what it means

:)
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:36, archived)
# omg I love this
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:56, archived)
# yay!
lol, we'll be in debt, they won't!! Outrageous!
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't worry lil' lady...
Ambulance cat is here!

(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:22, archived)
# Don't mind the teeth in your bum
all part of the service
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:23, archived)
# It was probably on its way to our bash.
Personally, I would have taken the bus.
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:24, archived)
# not long now xD
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:26, archived)
# Indeed.
It will be a corker.
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:29, archived)
[challenge entry] brakes, BRAKES!
BRAKES!
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:22, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:23, archived)
# You just can't stop being damn good can you?
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:23, archived)
# I can't tell you how much I giggled while making this!
Do ya think I should speed it up or as a fake CCTV feed is it acceptable that it's slower than real?
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:27, archived)
# I wouldn't change a thing
You can actually see what's going on.
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:29, archived)
# Fairy Muff,
seems to be liked as is an'all! ;D

*edit* In the end I decided to compromise and speed it up a teensy bit so it runs about 15% faster...
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Hahaha!
Oh noes!

*click*
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:23, archived)
# HAHA!!!
ACENESS! *clicks
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:23, archived)
# hahahahah!
Top stuff.
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:23, archived)
# yhey!
:D
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:24, archived)
# hahaha
you can has click
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:24, archived)
# Wootastic!
Kittens don't have brakes

*click*
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:24, archived)
# hahaha :D
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:25, archived)
# Hahah!
Have a *click* for making me giggle!
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:25, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:25, archived)
# This is glorious.
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:26, archived)
# umm I just used the phrase smashing entrance
so I will stick to woo yay clickla
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:30, archived)
# ha ha ha!
*enclickens*
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:33, archived)
# hahaha
top animation lovely
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:33, archived)
# ha ah!
click
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:36, archived)
# woo!
click
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:48, archived)
# bravo!!
bravo!!

it's bound to be on bravo

Worlds Scariest Cat Entries!
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:13, archived)
#
Thats as funny as fuck times fourteen.
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:30, archived)
# HAHA! YES.
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:42, archived)
# That is so fucking YES!
YES YES i say :D
*click woo 'n yay*
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:54, archived)
# fucking brilliant
cat + cctv crash = WIN!
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 2:42, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 7:29, archived)
# HAHAHA!
First laugh of the day goes to you!
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 8:14, archived)
# Fucking hell,
What is it with you people and cats?
(, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:10, archived)
# Hot Toddy.
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:14, archived)
# Nipples!
Foxy furry!
Nipples!
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:15, archived)
# Bloody furries.
Nice drawing.
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:16, archived)
# Boy Furry!
Nice hat
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:16, archived)
# TORSOFACE
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:16, archived)
#
Twenty outrageously rabid stoats of fear are quite curiously energetic?
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Where did I get q from?
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:19, archived)
# maybe you stood in line to get it?
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:23, archived)
# YIFF YIFF GRRR MEOW
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:17, archived)
# Cat in a hat and stripey tights
seems to have the Lynx Effect ;)
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Vroom Vroom!
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:18, archived)
# haha! wtf is it?
I did on of these, sorry!

(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:19, archived)
# 'treacherous'
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:20, archived)
# *treaclelous*
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:21, archived)
# *lecherous
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:22, archived)
# Leech rush.
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:23, archived)
# oh shit, thanks
bloody google and dictionary! prehaps i have used the merkin spelling... god forbid.

Some very nice vector ladies coming from your direction recently btw well done
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:23, archived)
# ta :)
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:25, archived)
# Edward Teacherous?
That would make me stay indoors ;)
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:24, archived)
# Holy fuck!!!
how many were done???
I've saved about 25!
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:21, archived)
# oh god, stans powers have leaked on to the internets
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:22, archived)
# It reached bandwagon critical mass last Thursday


(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:23, archived)
# I fear it will never end
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:25, archived)
# Not seen, or indeed made any this week


(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:26, archived)
# i should have put it in a new thread
that would have been er, fun... :)
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:28, archived)
# I... well ok here it is again
obsessed1
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:28, archived)
# Ace!

I am saving all I see, in a "tribute" folder.
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:31, archived)
# You could do like what i done did and put them all in your profile?
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:33, archived)
# I'll put them on "her" facebook.




(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:34, archived)
# It's an honour
however I think squirrels don't really do face book. but you have me itching to sign up and see.
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:43, archived)
# I am the stupidest person in the entire world.
I need pictures to accompany a satirical article about drama cutbacks, so I did a google image search for "Crap play". Oh God.
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Yeah, that's going to be your excuse to the wife is it?
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:20, archived)
# Thought I'd try it out on you lot first.
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:21, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Can I have his hat?
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:21, archived)
[challenge entry] hoping he was in the will ....
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:13, archived)
# Oof!
I watched and enjoyed the emu programmes as a child but when I turned about 12 they started to scare the shit out of me
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:16, archived)
# grotbags:
best kid's show villain EVER

and sometimes i still skip to the door, singing 'there's somebody at the door, there's somebody at the door'
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:18, archived)
# She rocked!
Even as a child I noticed how lovely and clear her skin was even though it was green

Edit: Glad I'm not the only one who does that
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:19, archived)
# re: edit. Is that where that's from? fucking hell...
what have I been teaching the young 'uns
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:21, archived)
# i saw grotbags once
she used to live down the road from me in essex :D
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:22, archived)
# Rod Hull
Caused many a child's nightmare
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:18, archived)
# and then some!
he was brilliant, when he kept giving that fat dog sausages! remember? wait, i'll find it!
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:31, archived)
# aye, it's a callous bastard that thinks to take a photograph in such an instance as this
In other news, have a read of 'Out Backward' by Ross Raisin. It too is nice and sadistic.
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:19, archived)
# aeriel nah areel nah oh bugga Parkie
That is your fate if you dare to put a choke hold on Sir Michael
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:04, archived)
# ...
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# Perfect expression for the guy on the right in the second frame!
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:09, archived)
# ^this :D
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:10, archived)
# thanks!
:D
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:10, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:10, archived)
# Nicely :D
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# haha
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:15, archived)
# Coming to a disco near you soon
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:04, archived)
# Hammerman
Hammer
Hammerman
Hammer
Hammerman
Hammer

/early 90s cartoon blog
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:06, archived)
# Was that the one with his magic shoes?
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# Oh yes!
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:08, archived)
# Ha!
That really was terrible :D

This FTW! www.youtube.com/watch?v=825KNWG3rjY
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:10, archived)
# wow
:D i rmeember that :D
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:12, archived)
# It was aces :D
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:15, archived)
# Awesome!
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:17, archived)
# I just saw your mention of Californian Raisins :D
I can't find a video of the cartoon :(
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:18, archived)
# I used to watch that everymorning
detectives of the sea! (even if it was on at about 6am!)

edit : don't forget "galaxy high" too!
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Ha!
Same here, 6:25 to be precise though ;)

I used to enjoy watching this when The Big Breakfast started too :D

www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiMs0MHDi1c&feature=related
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:20, archived)
# oh god
what about "snork" or whatever it was... the thing that had a yellow head with a spout? like the raccoons... was an alien or something...
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:22, archived)
# The Snorks :D
They were aces!
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:24, archived)
# Do you remember doc croc and round the bend?
what about gilbert?
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:30, archived)
# And Chicken Minute
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:34, archived)
# umm
you'll have to refresh my mammaries memory - whuuutnow?
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:37, archived)
# A chicken, a fox and an alligator living on a swamp/bayou
with a swamp monster as the main "baddie".

Puppets who sing songs.
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:44, archived)
# you mean the chicken from the swedish chef?
i can't remember that at all - then again i didn't watch much tv
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Round the Twist was win!
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:36, archived)
# The one where they find the old clown costumes
and they dress a scarecrow in the man's costume and the girl dressed in the woman's costume. The scarecrow came to life and chased the woman around the lighthouse has shit me up for the rest of my life.
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:39, archived)
# yeah!
and eirie indiana!
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:41, archived)
# I know of none of theses!!


(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Sorry Grandad,
maybe this is more your era....

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctA-bRZg2Bs
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:21, archived)
# I used to watch that too!
he's a horse of course!
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:24, archived)
# Not available on DVD
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:14, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:16, archived)
# FTMFW!
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:15, archived)
# I just wanted to check out who provided the voice and
went to it's Wiki. It seems it was basically an advertisement for a clothing range. I did not know that.
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:17, archived)
# Neither did I
Obviously a failed advertisement!
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:22, archived)
# I think mainly I didn't realise
being 4 at the time :D
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:27, archived)
# I remember that
I don't want to, but I do
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:08, archived)
# Almost as good as the California Raisins
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:09, archived)
# I miss crap cartoons on a weekend morning on channel 4
Do you remember the Bluffers
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:12, archived)
# I didn't until I youtubed it
Then it all came flooding back!
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:15, archived)
# Hungarian animation on a sunday morning, best way to start the day
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:16, archived)
# It used to be
A battle between channel 4 and BBC2 at 6pm on a weekday

At the weekend from about 7am until god knows when was all childrens trashy cartoons.

Them were the days

Although Hullaballoo was shit and only a stop gap before the New Kids on the Block cartoon started
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:18, archived)
# STOP
hammer time
i36.tinypic.com/24cgmsl.gif *dances*
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:06, archived)
# Great, nightmares now.
Cheers.
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:07, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:07, archived)
#
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:08, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You silly man :D
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:08, archived)
# hahaha!
Marvellous

(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:09, archived)
# Heheh
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:08, archived)
# maximum security shuffle:)
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Kitty sez no runninz!
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:59, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nice :D
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:59, archived)
# Haha
Cute and hard as nails.
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:00, archived)
# "NO RUNNING! NO STANDING! AND NOTHING INBETWEEN"
:D
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:00, archived)
# NO!, JUST NO!!!
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:11, archived)
# That just about sums London up
kitty, balancing on one paw, pointing a gun and wearing a policehat and the woman behind it ignores it and carries on talking on her phone
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:01, archived)
# best way, don't involved in it
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:03, archived)
# "don't look at them innit, they get suzpizzious"
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:05, archived)
# I'd at least get a video for youtube
All hush, hush, wink, wink, like!
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:05, archived)
# Kittin hates them Brazilians
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:04, archived)
# I was wondering the other day when I was on tube
Why they have that emergency telephone number on the trains, when there is no phone signal
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:05, archived)
# In ur toobz blastin ur brazzilins


Woo
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:07, archived)
# OMG WTF??????
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:08, archived)
# haha!~
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:20, archived)
# Cossack.
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Nice style
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:00, archived)
# He scares me
Jolly nice.
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:00, archived)
# Aw, he looks sad
but awesome
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:02, archived)
# Lovely arts
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:07, archived)
# i never understand it when beautiful and genuine art
such as this can get so little attention on here. I think its fab. *clicks*
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:02, archived)
[challenge entry] hi ho
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Where they went wrong is
they should have broken step when marching across
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:48, archived)
# your right-i always do that meself....
..just in case:)
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:53, archived)
# I march in time on purpose
ANARCHY! :D
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:54, archived)
# SYNCHRONY!
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:04, archived)
#
Hi We Ho Ho Work Hi We Ho Ho Go Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Off Hi To It's?
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:54, archived)
# That's the brother from another mother
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:55, archived)
# haha
I saw that theory tested on MythBusters they were undecided.
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:54, archived)
# If it's good enough for the Romans
it's good enough for me
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Mostly because they screwed up royally
Still, gotta love the mythbusters
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:55, archived)
# It's sound in principle
Resonance and all that.
Speaking of forces :

Glasgow has Jedi police. Kick ass.
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:59, archived)
# Gwan angry copper!
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:03, archived)
# But cover your number first!
/biting satire
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:04, archived)
# *bites*
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:07, archived)
# *nibbles*
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:08, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
MOTHMAN PROPHECIES!
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:48, archived)
# "high ho high ho!
crack's what makes her go
for 50 bucks she'll give a fuck
for 20 she'll just blow"

traditional

(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
*types on a text message*
*sends to entire phonebook*
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:52, archived)
# \o/
glee!
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:52, archived)
# high ho high ho!
It's off to work we go
with a packet of fags
and a porno mag

or

hight ho high ho
it's of to work we go
with a bottle of rum
and a dirty bum
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:56, archived)
# bucket and spade and a hand grenade
etc etc
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:58, archived)
# if only they had used the right box sections
That is what you get for using people who have to work of ladders
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Not fluffy, but I'm lacking inspiration for this compo
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:41, archived)
# hahaha :D
Never seen Bob looking so happy
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Ha!
I'll tell you what, they like their advertising do the Wests....

(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:42, archived)
# I don't leave home without mine
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:43, archived)
# You are a lady after my own heart :D
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Well
pigs hearts just aren't the same. Need to get the real deal
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:46, archived)
# True dat!
Silly corn syrup and food colouring :D
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:46, archived)
# Hahah
Ace!
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Thankee :D
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:44, archived)
# WORDS ON WORDS OR SOMETHING
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Sorry, I keep forgetting you can't read :(
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:44, archived)
#
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:48, archived)
# You scientists and your silly spreadsheets!
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:49, archived)
# It's too big :(
That's just one page of it
and I only have 21 days left to do 50 pages of stuff :(
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Surely you can do a lot of copypasting in the middle 30 pages or so.
No one will read them.
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:51, archived)
# It's worth 40 credits, I think it will get read thoroughly
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Is it about bombs
I think that's what we've collectively decided chemical engineering means.
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:54, archived)
# >:(
*angers*
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:55, archived)
# Go on, tell us the title.
Hurt my brain
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:56, archived)
# Of my final year research project?
Mapping the evolution of the nucleation of lactose granules using Kollidon 30 binder
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:02, archived)
# Huh.
*melts*
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:03, archived)
# That sounds like a funky bomb you're making!
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:09, archived)
# That sucks!
A friend of mine sent me her final paper for her Biochemistry degree because she couldn't label the photos of cultures properly in Word. It made my head hurt :(
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Ha!
Mine is going to be fun when I get round to stop distracting myself
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:53, archived)
# TOAAG


(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:45, archived)
# I think you will find that I shopped the mallet into the
Timmy Mallet picture ;)
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:47, archived)
# AG?
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Animated Gif foo'!
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Yes.
AG
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Aggravated Gorrilla
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Hahaha
nice!
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:42, archived)
# haha I always knew Vic was dodgy
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Aye,
You can't be that mental without being err...mental.
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:44, archived)
# hahahahaha!




(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:44, archived)
# What happens when you try to gnops a car?.......
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Proper mini!
none of this BMW shite!
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Made in Oxford from locally stolen parts
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Nice to see them keep it in the community
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:41, archived)
# knowing where the factory is, what I said could be 100% true
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Reduce. Reuse. Recycle
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Steal, Set fire to, Riot
Is more like it
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:46, archived)
# Anarchy!
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:47, archived)
# You speak the truth
bmw mini are awful, same as that remake of the beetle too! and that fiat 500
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:40, archived)
# The remakes make me angry
The point of the Beetle, 500 and Mini were that they were small, utilitarian, cars. Not mahoosive gas guzzlers!
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:45, archived)
# The new mini is good because it looses very little value over time.
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:47, archived)
# yeah but its full of crap thats gonna go wrong
electrical this, electircal that, in 20 years - unlike the proper mini, you're not gonna be able to get spares for it guaranteed!
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Thing is
you'll still pay a fortune for an original mini in good nick
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:53, archived)
# Still i wouldn't buy one
not for all the bananas in the world
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:55, archived)
# My sister came visiting recently
in a company car which was a new Fiat 500 Abarth.
www.fiat.co.uk/500abarth/ ( she works for Ducati Corse, owned by Fiat )
I tell you what, it might be a Noddy car but by christ was it fun to drive.
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Not as much fun as driving the original
There's some serious skill in doing that. Most of which is fitting in the car in the fist place
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:51, archived)
# The trouble with nostalgia is
that it's not as good as it used to be. I've driven a 500 original and when I was 17 my girlfriend had a 1275GT mini and looking back now, with the benefit of old age they really were shit cars.
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:54, archived)
# I'd still bite your hand off
for a Morris Traveller.

If it's good enough for Clint Eastwood, it's good enough for me
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:58, archived)
# sell ya a triumph herald?
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:05, archived)
# I'm going to ignore that
as the beardedwife would bite your hand off for that.

But he's been nawty so he's not allowed to buy his dream car
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:08, archived)
# aww goawn
its taxed but MOT expired, in lovely sunny south west wales... come on you need a holiday/restoration project?
I have a vitesse convertible too? (recon chassis)
my new toy (1954 84" Series 1 Land Rover) needs more room to breathe :D
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:27, archived)
# I would be amused by seeing a pair of seriously obese people getting into a fiat 500
and driving it around in circles

this would make me happy
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:54, archived)
# fiats ARE fun to drive!
though part of the fun is identifying what each component is on the trail of parts they leave on the roadside behind you

and yet I'd still have another one

/misses his fiat blog
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:52, archived)
# I miss my Fiat Panda
sold it to a mate of mine who knew I loved that car and then he sold it on without telling me. I'd have bought it back off him!
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:56, archived)
# We bought a new Grande Punto
in December. I can tell you that it's a lot of car for not a lot of money. Very well made. They ain't what they used to be. ( had a 131 mirafiori in my youth. Christ that spent more time in the garage than the mechanic ).
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:56, archived)
# had an old style fiat croma
it was a bit of an abortion but if I drove a ford escort the way I drove that thing I would have been a stain on the road :D

and on motorways you could almost sit back and go to sleep, it was so smooth no matter how fast you went unlike the juddering shitfest that some of the things I've had were like
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:04, archived)
# my top speed is 55mph
yeah!
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:29, archived)
# Nothing?
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:38, archived)
# It looks the same
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Not quite...
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:41, archived)
# its the same
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Of course
I'm not gonna shop a different car!!
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:46, archived)
# Nicely done :D
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:48, archived)
# 2nd post - there is a theme forming
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:37, archived)
# *pats head*
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:38, archived)
# i take it you're not reading this?
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Ah, what?
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:41, archived)
# What a bastard!
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:01, archived)
# You sir, are a mighty strange'un.
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:41, archived)
# eh?...got wood?...
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Bad moley.
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:33, archived)
# He says he's sorry
but he's not really sorry
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Hahaha
I was wondering where one of the little buggers had got to.
www.b3ta.com/board/9348523
Could you send him back to his day job once he's done ;)
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:59, archived)
# I know I know but what could I do? ;)
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:32, archived)
# owww...
...my feet are burning!
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Wow Jimmy Savelli!
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Yay to spuds!
I just ate a huge dish of mash that was topped with cheese and breadcrumbs (of the type used for schnitzel), with paprika on the top of that and cooked in the over for 15 minutes.
Nyom nyom nyom.

edit: whoever that is on the potato, they are the bastard love child of Jimmy saville and Dick van Dyke, a la Diagnosis Murder.
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:34, archived)
# I just read that as "I just ate a huge fish magnet"
I think I'm losing it
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:55, archived)
# Quite alright, old chap.
*help!*
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:02, archived)
# Yay for Dick van Dyke
Anyone with the initials DVD is good.
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Ah.
I recant what I said above...
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Gimme back my pun powers!!


Most woo.
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:36, archived)
# see, I told you she had taken your powers
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:38, archived)
# *salutes*
Woo sirrah!
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:37, archived)
# hahaha :D
*glomps*
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:37, archived)
# *glomps*
Hey Scott
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:38, archived)
# arf
can i haz cheese on?
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:46, archived)
# See if Dick haz cheeze?
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:47, archived)
# hrm
I made a frock!

It's quite NSFW. But isn't it cute?
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:28, archived)
# OH FUCK.... THAT IS.... ERR..... SOMETHING
Actually for having the ability to do that without throwing up all over your computer, you can have a click
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:29, archived)
# OH GOD
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:29, archived)
# holy moly!
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:29, archived)
# Heh. Gracious.
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:30, archived)
# At least you had the manners to link it
:)
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:30, archived)
# heh yeah
First time I made myself a little bit sick while photoshopping
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:30, archived)
# cliching
genuwine lol
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:30, archived)
# VEINY!
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:30, archived)
# FP???????...
...ha ha!!!
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:32, archived)
# *boke*
Oh god, that is odd.
nice shoppage, though.
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:32, archived)
# There me thinking you was dress maker
how wrong I was.
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:33, archived)
# polo-neck pffts
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:33, archived)
# ..
Ribbit... For her pleasure
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:33, archived)
# that's better ;)
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:39, archived)
# ;)
thanks again!
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:41, archived)
# conflicted...
that's grim, but also fantastically well done.
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 23:06, archived)
[challenge entry] My first go - a little rough........
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:26, archived)
# no
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:26, archived)
# *deploys fuckwit service*
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:27, archived)
# Hello this is clearly NSFW (not suitable for work - who cares what time it is) - please remove " <img src=" (leave this bit) "> from your post by using the edit button
for more information on how to use this site
please click the helpful L next to your name
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:29, archived)
# I did not know learner plates link to the FAQ
That's clever.
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:30, archived)
# clever huh?
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:32, archived)
# You're none-too-bright, are you.
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:29, archived)
# oh dear
never mind, maybe you can get a refund
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:29, archived)
# oops!...
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:31, archived)
# I clicked "Hide"
Everybody deserves a 2nd chance.
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:31, archived)
# for sure
edit-13 minutes later...that was probably it..
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:39, archived)
# "OH FAILLYTREE"
"OH FAILLYTREE"
"Why do you keep on dissapointing me?"
"You start off bad"
"and then get worse"
"it's so tragic"
"it's caused this verse"
"oh failly tree"
"oh failly tree"
"what the fuck? no re-ally?"
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:57, archived)
# Awful
gives us learners a bad name.
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:00, archived)
# you tell him big chief!
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:06, archived)
# reply
sure, that is why there is a hide button????
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:44, archived)

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