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Geddit?

*gets coat*

(Peter_G, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 2:32, archived)

Go to bed, spotty!

(national anthem plays)

Think I might turn this into a woo/yay

Edit: A little more info... Since I heard the original of this was done with a parabolic mirror, I thought I'd try and reproduce it. This is fully ray-traced (The land on the globe is an image map though).

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 2:27, archived)

pfff

it's a telescope with a mouse in it!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 2:28, archived)

I loikes that!

I also want Rick Astley as the b3ta anthem!

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..wil, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 2:30, archived)

Viv, eat the telly!

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 2:33, archived)

Good go!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 2:57, archived)

nah, I'm gonna stay up a bit longer and watch the dot

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 3:01, archived)

My compo entry

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 2:12, archived)

EEEEWWWWWWW

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 2:19, archived)

With a nod to Taters

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..wil, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 2:07, archived)

in my nightmares

is the only place i have seen such horror

(whowotme nipple clamps, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 2:11, archived)

Aaargh, for a second there I thought I saw ladygarden

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 2:12, archived)

I think I was forced to eat one of those in the south of France nine years ago.

They called it 'fwee duh mair', and served it with a straight face.

I ate it.

The crunch was really, really horrible.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 2:14, archived)

le plat de fruits de mer

is quite delicious, with the exception of the sea urchin, which i really don't like.
the oysters, however, are yummy.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 2:18, archived)

The evidence of YOUR senses is not valid.

Because you dismissed the picture of a handsome man earlier on as 'not that handsome'.

Hmph.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 2:24, archived)

i define handsome

as someone who makes my nethers twinge. he looked too much like my brother.
*shudders*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 2:27, archived)

Sorry, sis.

Didn't realise you were a b3tan too.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 2:32, archived)

heheh

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 2:37, archived)

hehhehheh

yes

I have an expression for that

"ball-achingly cute"

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 3:46, archived)

I've seen actual alive things being swallowed there,

I'll try most things but to eat an animal live just seems rude...

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..wil, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 2:21, archived)

again

oysters

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 2:28, archived)

Based on a less extreme version that actually happened to me:

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Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:40, archived)

this amuses me

and is very true.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:41, archived)

How the hell do you know?

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 2:06, archived)

got followed by one

he asked me where i was going. i said "home". he told me i was lying and i didn't live there. what a prick. he changed his tune when my mum opened the door and screamed at him for harassing me ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 2:16, archived)

Mine wasn't quite as bad

When everyone was drinking on the local meadows on the last day of 6th form, plod came up, tapped my bag with his foot and asked what was in it. I (obviously drunk - I was swaying in the non-existant breeze) replied "Alcohol. Lots of alcohol. Here you go, see: vodka, sambuca, oh and wine too".

He just let me go with an utterly confused expression as he hadn't seen me drinking it and I was over 18.

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Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 2:21, archived)

they are utter tossers

got stoned with a plain-clothes bloke once. nice bloke, proved that there's an exception to most rules.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 2:30, archived)

yeah, I've had that before

in my younger, scruffier days
walking to a friend's house late at night
stopped by the fuzz and they're like where are you going eh?
and I said "there" and sauntered up the drive

dicks

I was in possession of contraband at the time, however

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 2:22, archived)

i'm usually with someone

who possesses the contraband. i'm not stupid enough to hold it myself, i'd blow myself up!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 2:32, archived)

I got pulled over parking in front of my house recently

Which was awkward because I was already parked and they didn't put their lights on. They just kind of parked behind me.

They didn't believe I lived there. They thought I was trying to buy heroin. Not because I was white because there's plenty of white people around.

I just look like a junkie some how.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 2:38, archived)

ahhhhahhhahhah

YES

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:43, archived)

pffft!

: D ha ha

well I'm off to bed...

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--- ---, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 2:06, archived)

Sorry

(yeknom 's usual account has locked him out, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:31, archived)

*guilty smirk*

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:32, archived)

its the plink plink fizz

that helps you jizz.

(waxdart hello., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:32, archived)

keep your fucking camera

out of my handbag!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:33, archived)

Ha ha

: D

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--- ---, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:37, archived)

ooof

That took my tired eyes too long.

Very good

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:40, archived)

I don't know who or what he is....

but he's outside right now!!.... with a vengeance.

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--- ---, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:26, archived)

YAY!

ITS TITS O CLOCK!

:D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:26, archived)

haha fuck

is it HORROR NIGHT on b3ta?

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Shada, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:26, archived)

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:30, archived)

nice!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:31, archived)

newsgrab?

what happened to good ol' fashioned Photoshopping?

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 2:00, archived)

HE COULDN'T FIGURE OUT WHY

HE HADN'T HAD MUSHROOMS IN AT LEAST A WEEK

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 3:42, archived)

Get out ya cocks, rock the block, its

TITS O CLOCK!
TITS O CLOCK!
TITS O CLOCK!
TITS O CLOCK!
TITS O CLOCK!
TITS O CLOOOOOOOOCK!
'Lectro shock!

Is that slimer with legs?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:28, archived)

I don't kbow who he is.....

...as I said! : D

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--- ---, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:37, archived)

WELL ASK HIM THEN PLEASE

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:39, archived)

I found that genuinely creepy with a touch of charming

and of course my usual respect for your excellent talent! ;)

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..wil, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:28, archived)

TITS O'CLOCK

my clock has stopped

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:29, archived)

Late 2dayam a bit slow, have a cold.

: )

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--- ---, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:39, archived)

no thanks

just had one :)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:40, archived)

That's just some poor under-nourished bloke on Stilnox

Wooooooooooooooooo!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:31, archived)

\o/

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:34, archived)

gah!

that's creepier than most horror movies I've seen lately

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:36, archived)

NOOOOOOO!!!!

Gee thanks! I just started solo night shift, in a warehouse situated in an an empty part of an industrial city.

Now if I go out for a smoke I'll probably crap myself.

(Snathi Doing the unthinkable, with gusto!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 4:07, archived)

Same source, different shop

Sauce:
stefanogiovannini.com/maxfishprints/photos/littlehaiti_yard_hangout_gold_teeth080131_005_16x20.jpg

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:16, archived)

FUCK!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:16, archived)

is the correct answer!

I blame the silent hill 5 soundtrack i am currently listening to.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:18, archived)

Listen to the 28 days/weeks soundtrack, it's awesome :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:19, archived)

my last miscarriage looked a lot like that

happy days

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Shlvng, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:18, archived)

*chunders*

*feels awkward*

*hugs*

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:19, archived)

s'alright

I bloody hate kids, I was only doing it for the Child Support benefits

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Shlvng, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:23, archived)

This made me laugh like a loon:

The IPOD "Baby Shaker" app!

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 2:04, archived)

is this some bizarre mating 'twixt woman and frog?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:20, archived)

it actually reminds me of some smug actor i saw in a film

but i cant put my finger on him.

Could it be him?
lh3.ggpht.com/brookebryand/SLXEaUis75I/AAAAAAAALso/nGlf6UGTDAI/s400/herve1.jpg

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:24, archived)

the plane, boss, the plane!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:25, archived)

that is...

unholy

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:22, archived)

y'know what

if i can be arsed over the weekend, i think ill try mapping this onto polygons and animate it being all creepy. The creative powers of Happytoast compels me!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:22, archived)

make it a thing with creepy long legs

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Shada, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:27, archived)

not legs

i cant animate those. Too ruddy fiddly!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:29, archived)

MAKE IT. A THING. WITH CREEPY LONG LEGS.

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Shada, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:29, archived)

wheels

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:30, archived)

Hahahah

Fuck yes

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:33, archived)

or caterpillar tracks

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:34, archived)

: O

!!
: D

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--- ---, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:27, archived)

*fears*

Thats a good 'shop Taters. Well done!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:31, archived)

happy red 'i' day

do i get a candle when its my b3taday, or do you have to donate?

Whats the average donation 'mongst you lot? Your earthly souls? £5?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:35, archived)

Thanks!

I'm not really sure. You should get a candle on your b3taday tho'

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:40, archived)

This pleases me.

(yeknom 's usual account has locked him out, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:32, archived)

PlayRadioPlay!

Based on a photo I took at last year's Bamboozle (as I gear up to hopefully go this year).

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:12, archived)

HE LOOKS LIKE A FAT GIRL

AND I SEE A PLANE/BIRD THING IN THE CROWD

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:13, archived)

MAMA CASS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:17, archived)

sadly missed

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:19, archived)

NOT BY ME

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:57, archived)

i rather like

the mamas and the papas. my mother played their music when i was a kid.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 2:01, archived)

But he's a very thin boy...

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:20, archived)

LOOKS LIKE A FATTY LIKE YOU LOLOLOL!!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:22, archived)

:'[

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:24, archived)

>:(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:25, archived)

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:26, archived)

Bamboozle??

HE/SHE DOES NOT LOOK LIKE BAMBER BOOZLER

De RIS:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bamboozle

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:17, archived)

BAMBER GASCOIGNE?!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:18, archived)

No, no.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bamboozle

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:20, archived)

YOU CANNOT ESCAPE THE FLYING LAZER POLICE

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Shlvng, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:20, archived)

*runs*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:20, archived)

See, they're trying!

single to Hull pleze...

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..wil, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:03, archived)

Hahaha very well done, sir.

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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:07, archived)

arf

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:07, archived)

pffffft

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:08, archived)

Lets all be nice to the Palace?

and you dropped a ' ;)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:08, archived)

Hahaha!

Superb.

Should've waited for the dayshift if you wanted mass appreciation, though.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:08, archived)

I know, you'd think I'd bother to get my timing right by now,

but as I never have a clue whether what I do is diamonds or diarrhoea I usually just post 'em as I make 'em...

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..wil, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:27, archived)

That's a very punk rock attitude.

(I approve, btw)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 2:05, archived)

pff!

he never left the documents on a bus - FAKE.

also, nice taggage.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:11, archived)

Pffft!

As if!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:12, archived)

My first entry ever! Yay me!

Click for bigger (197 kb)

(Grimsleeper, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:00, archived)

All of those coppers are in the fart position

Death by Methane

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:01, archived)

Many Happy B3tan Returns Bargy!

may your day be filled with No-Hands, Furtive, T.O.A.P. and the occasional hastily scrawled magenta cock!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:25, archived)

BEGGING FOR SPITERAPE

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Shlvng, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:03, archived)

you called?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:04, archived)

SMASH, SPITERAPE DEM BEGGING COPPERS

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Shlvng, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:06, archived)

WOO HOO!

*breaks out the strap-on truncheon*
COME ON, BOYS, I'M GONNA TAKE DOWN YOUR PARTICULARS!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:09, archived)

O HAI THAR

HP sauce:
stefanogiovannini.com/maxfishprints/photos/littlehaiti_yard_hangout_gold_teeth080131_005_16x20.jpg

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:50, archived)

FUCK!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:51, archived)

OH SHIT

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:51, archived)

YOIKS!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:52, archived)

whatever the fuck this is

flaming hammers aren't going to be enough

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:52, archived)

nothing strikes fear into fellow man like close ups of

sheeps eyes and gums

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:53, archived)

I AM NO MAN

*stabs witchking in the face*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:55, archived)

It's the polymorph looking in the mirror at the very start of the episode, that's what it is.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:53, archived)

hahahahaha!

fuck, it looks like it, too!
except the polymorph had little flippery hand things

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:56, archived)

I swear there's a bit where he covers his eyes with the flippery hands, which is what I saw the nails as, couldn't find a picture though.

www.ganymede.tv/images/indepth/top51/20-p.jpg

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:58, archived)

i know exactly what you mean

i love polymorph, but not as much as quarantine.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:01, archived)

I can't decide between Quarantine or White Hole as an all-time favourite

Justice was pretty damn funny
and Legion is rather special
and Terrorform
and I'm a sucker for Ace Rimmer and Dwayne Dibbley

ah shit
NO ALL-TIME FAVOURITES

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:22, archived)

All of series 1 and 2 are my favourites.

It went a bit too spacey and silly after that, never quite replicated the first two series.

Plus the original themetune and intro was great.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:25, archived)

quarantine

back to reality
dimension jump
body swap

in that order.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:25, archived)

I CAN'T DECIDE

the only thing I can say is the final series were a bit pants
but I only watched them once or twice, unlike the first five, which I watched obsessively

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:38, archived)

I DONE TAPED THEM OFF THE TELLY AND EVERYTHING

actually I got series four from an Australian friend where it screened before we even saw it here..

fuck I need the DVDs

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:39, archived)

i've got the lot on DVD

the smeg-ups and smeg-outs, too.
plus can't smeg, won't smeg with ainsley harriott.
it's my b3taday in fortnight, i want someone talented to do me a rimmer/mr. flibble pic.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:44, archived)

there is.

exactly as you recall, when it sees itself, it covers its eyes.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:20, archived)

SILLY MAN

MOUTH IS NOT BANK

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:53, archived)

holy fucking shit

*slams laptop*
*smashes laptop with hammer*

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:54, archived)

It's Goldie Hawn!

Wooooo

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:54, archived)

GET IT AWAY FROM ME

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Shlvng, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:55, archived)

This is what adblock was invented for.

Well actually no it's not at all.

/ac

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zoldergoose, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:55, archived)

what

the:)

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:11, archived)

RssKmpBt

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:32, archived)

ROSS KEMP AS PIXEL

/ac

OH HAI LEMONS

HOW IS YOUR PHONE LOLOLOL!?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:33, archived)

STILL STOLEN :( LOLOLOL

3 are being superawesome and sending me an early upgrade despite me not having any insurance.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:35, archived)

Oh that's nice of them

Im with o2 and my phone is old, I'd happily have it stolen for a new one

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:36, archived)

That can be... arranged.

I know a guy with a hatchet. Very convincing. Very realistic.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:37, archived)

Is he chinese?

actually I'll need it for a bit first.
I need to chase up a company for not calling me when they said they would :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:39, archived)

I thought you were joking about that.

Who the hell mugs someone at hatchet point? An 18th century butcher?

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:42, archived)

Unfortunately not.

I was expecting a gun or something. The hatchet kind of threw me a bit.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:44, archived)

Did you have a backpack on.

You totally should have slowly unzipped it, thrown the entire thing in the air. Then when he was distracted run up and backflip off a nearby parked car, landing crouched on the pavement straining and shouting massively like you're charging up your special move.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:47, archived)

The thought had crossed my mind

but as he was chinese I knew his power rating would be well over 9000.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:50, archived)

Could you have not just baffled his kung fu by doing the english thing of shouting and spinning your arms?

That generally scares everyone, the more potentially dangerous the opponent the more mental you seem doing it.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:52, archived)

I didnt want to accidentally get hit with an axe.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:54, archived)

POOF

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Shlvng, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:06, archived)

HAHA YES!

Good Lord, I love the gay shift.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:33, archived)

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:37, archived)

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:39, archived)

YAY!! SHOUTY TIME!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:41, archived)

RIGHT HAND LITTLE FINGER WORKOUT.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:42, archived)

WHAT? I ALWAYS USE MY LEFT HAND'S PINKY, IT'S A PAIN USING PUNCTUATION MIND

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:43, archived)

CLEARLY THE RIGHT SHIFT IS SUPERIOR.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:44, archived)

I'M WITH YOU. IF IT'S NOT CAPS THEN IT'S RIGHT SHIFT.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:46, archived)

RIGHT SHIFT JUST FEELS WRONG

IT MIGHT BE DUE TO MY CACKHANDEDNESS

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:47, archived)

I THINK WE CAN ALL AGREE THAT EITHER SHIFT IS BETTER THAN CAPSLOCK AT LEAST.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:48, archived)

YES, FOR SURE MR LEMONS

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:49, archived)

UNDOUBTEDLY

IT GIVES ADDED FEELING

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Shlvng, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:51, archived)

AGREED

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:55, archived)

EH? YOU USE YOUR RIGHT PINKY FOR SHOUTYSHOUTY?

NO! LEFT PINKY IS SHOUTYSHOUTY PINKY

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Shlvng, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:44, archived)

INCORRECT.

I THINK YOU NEED TO USE THE GEL OR SOMETHING.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:45, archived)

PEOPLE ASK ME FOR GEL, I AM QUEEN OF GEL

I THINK YOU NEED A SEALY POSTUREPEDIC®

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Shlvng, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:50, archived)

I AM RIGHT HANDED BUT I ALWAYS USE MY LEFT PINKY ON THE SHIFT KEY

DAMN STRAIGHT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:23, archived)

THE GAY SHIFT IS MANY THINGS TO MANY MEN.

CAPS LOCK IS ONE THING TO THIS MAN.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:42, archived)

CAPS LOCK \o/

NOOOOOO SHIFT KEY! :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:44, archived)

I LIKE ITS GREEN GLOW.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:45, archived)

sometimes i put numlock on

just for the hell of it

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:58, archived)

THAT IS DANGEROUS

YOU SHOULD REFRAIN FROM IT

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Shlvng, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:10, archived)

I AM GAYSHIFT - OF LEGENDS.

I KNOW MANY GAYS OF MANY LEGENDS

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:44, archived)

THE GAY SHIFT RULES!

It's the probably the only time the former British colonies are all on the board talking about utter crap! I love it.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:47, archived)

I can't bear /board during the day anymore.

HAPPY B3TADAY.
I made you this over a year ago.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:49, archived)

hahaha - Thanks!

I remember it too. It'd go well with a double shot latté!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:53, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:49, archived)

Yay!

Thank you Mr Blackhat!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:53, archived)

HAPPYDAY

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:53, archived)

Cheers!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:55, archived)

for fuck's sake!

you can't go a single day anymore without someone bursting into flames!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:54, archived)

NEXT ON SKY ONE: ROSS KEMP ON ROBOTS.

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zoldergoose, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:33, archived)

ROSS KEMP ON FIRE

i'd watch it.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:37, archived)

ROSS KEMP ON HEMP

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:39, archived)

ROSS KEMP ON JESUS

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:39, archived)

This is your Ross Kemp.

This your Ross Kemp on drugs.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:41, archived)

But not in a Vietnamese monk way. In a OH FUCK I'M ON FIRE AND SOMEONE HAS DISCONNECTED ALL THE TAPS AND HIDDEN EVERYTHING I COULD USE TO EXTINGUISH IT, OH IS THIS SOME WATER OH NO IT WAS LIGHTER FLUID sort of way.

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zoldergoose, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:40, archived)

this is the best kind of ON FIRE

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Shlvng, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:42, archived)

yes.

make it so.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:43, archived)

hahaha YES!

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:36, archived)

SCROTUMPIG

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:39, archived)

BEST OF ALL THE GENITO-PORCINE HYBRIDS

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Shlvng, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:43, archived)

wh.....

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:57, archived)

hahaha YES!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:42, archived)

i don't know what he's meant to be

but he looks better than usual

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:37, archived)

KEMPBOT

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:41, archived)

tis is good.

i hope his batteries will soon run out and that replacements will be impossible to find.
i mean, seriously, what's wrong with the women who fancy him? he looks like a fucking gruff potato.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:44, archived)

Kill it with hammers!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:39, archived)

WHAT HAVE YOU ALL GOT AGAINST MR. KEMP FFS?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:47, archived)

I want him dead because I am in love with him

and it's interfering with my life!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:57, archived)

HE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING SPUD!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:04, archived)

How very confusing.

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Shlvng, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:09, archived)

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Woo!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:45, archived)

HAPPY ROSS KEMP ON CANDLES DAY

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:51, archived)

Cheers!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:54, archived)

haha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:45, archived)

fuuuuuuu

UUUUUUUUUCK
:D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:50, archived)

OMG!!!

KILL HIM.....KILL HIM HARD!
: D nice

(

--- ---, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:29, archived)

No reason

other than I haven't posted for a while

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:26, archived)

GREAT COCKS OF FIRE!

EDIT: HAHA WHAT HAVE I STARTED!!!!?!?!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:27, archived)

BLUE SUEDE COCKS

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:27, archived)

JAILHOUSE COCK

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:27, archived)

^ This one

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:28, archived)

I can't think of any more elvis songs :(

I feel ashamed

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:28, archived)

Don't be.

Elvis was a hero to most
But he never meant shit to me you see
Straight up racist that sucker was
Simple and plain

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:30, archived)

ELVIS IS DEAD

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:31, archived)

ELVIS WAS A SUCKER.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:32, archived)

Elvis never died he just went home

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zoldergoose, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:32, archived)

alright, K

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:38, archived)

WHERE DO YOU PEOPLE GET YOUR MUSIC FROM?!

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:36, archived)

YEAAAAAHHH BOOYY!

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:40, archived)

MUSIC ZONE

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:45, archived)

I tape the top 40 on a sunday evening

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Shlvng, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:56, archived)

So I am safe to hate him

for something besides bad music?

YAY!

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 2:08, archived)

HUNKA HUNKA BURNIN COCK

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Shlvng, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:28, archived)

YOU AIN'T NOTHINGBUT A HOUND COCK?

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BusinessCat has a can of beans, a can of beans has he, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:28, archived)

HAHA YES!

Good Lord, I love the gay shift.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:29, archived)

COCK ME TENDER

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:29, archived)

A LITTLE LESS COCKVERSATION

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:30, archived)

LONG TALL COCK

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:31, archived)

YOU ARE ALWAYS ON MY COCK

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Shlvng, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:31, archived)

aaaaahahahahahahaha

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:32, archived)

Hahahahaha yes!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:32, archived)

THE FIRST TIME I EVER SAW YOUR COCK

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:31, archived)

ARE YOU COCKSOME TONIGHT

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BusinessCat has a can of beans, a can of beans has he, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:31, archived)

IN THE COCKO

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:31, archived)

I'LL BE HOME FOR COCKMUS

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:31, archived)

SHAKE RATTLE AND COCK

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:32, archived)

haha

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BusinessCat has a can of beans, a can of beans has he, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:34, archived)

WEAR MY COCK AROUND YOUR NECK

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:32, archived)

CAN'T HELP FALLING IN COCK

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Shlvng, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:33, archived)

HA HA!

(I'M FINALLY READING SOME OF THESE)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:44, archived)

MAGETNTA ON MY MIND

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:33, archived)

BRIDGE OVER TROUBLED COCK

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BusinessCat has a can of beans, a can of beans has he, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:33, archived)

COCK SALAD ANNIE

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:34, archived)

YOU DONT HAVE TO SAY YOU LOVE COCK

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:34, archived)

THAT'S ALRIGHT, COCK

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:34, archived)

SUSPICIOUS COCKS

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:34, archived)

YOU'VE LOST THAT LOVING COCK

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:34, archived)

YOU'VE HAD YOUR SHARE NOW, STOP.

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:37, archived)

IM STOPPING NOW (is it PP? I really can't tell)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:37, archived)

pp?

HUH?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:39, archived)

Stopping or stoping........oh ok, now not in caps pp looks right....

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:40, archived)

PP ALWAYS LOKKS RIGHT

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:41, archived)

A BIG HUNK O' COCK.

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zoldergoose, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:35, archived)

MYSTERY COCK

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:35, archived)

Four magnets and a magnet

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:35, archived)

NO NO NO >:(

You've ruined a good thing

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:37, archived)

HA HA!

/cockweasle

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:57, archived)

COCK SHOOK UP

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:36, archived)

GOOD COCKING TONIGHT

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:37, archived)

PLEASE DON'T STOP COCKING ME

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:37, archived)

I'VE GOT TO FIND MY COCK

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BusinessCat has a can of beans, a can of beans has he, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:38, archived)

COCKS KEEP FALLING ON MY HEAD

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:38, archived)

Buy a helmet then.

*snigger*

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:40, archived)

silly Sniggers

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BusinessCat has a can of beans, a can of beans has he, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:41, archived)

THE WONDER OF COCK

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:40, archived)

TRYING TO COCK YOU

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:41, archived)

I hope this thread contributes to Random Quotes.

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zoldergoose, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:42, archived)

I CAN'T COME UP WITH AN ELVIS SONG TITLE COCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:42, archived)

I'M SURE MOST OF THEM ARE COMING FROM HERE

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Elvis_Presley_songs

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:45, archived)

gah

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:48, archived)

Try this:

Go to en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Elvis_Presley_songs and choose one title from the list.
Then replace a word from the title with the word 'COCK'.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:47, archived)

IM SORRY 2 CAN CHUNDER :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:48, archived)

WHY ARE YOU SORRY?

AND WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING AT ME?

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:50, archived)

FOR STARTING THIS NONSENSE WHEN A SIMPLE WOO WOULD HAVE DONE

IT'S THE GAYSHIFT SHOUTY SHOUT SHOUT SHOUT!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:52, archived)

I HAD FUN

MY EARS HURT NOW THOUGH

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:58, archived)

ELVIS!

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:54, archived)

I ATE A CHEESEB URGER AND DIED ON A TOILET COCK!!11

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:45, archived)

WOODEN COCK

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:47, archived)

WHO KILLED COCK ROBIN?

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:48, archived)

COCKDLES!!!!!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:49, archived)

VAGINA FALCON

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:57, archived)

West midlands police be the mackinest, y'all

WESTSIDE

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:23, archived)

MC BENNY HILL

FUCK FUCK FUCK THE POLICE

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Shlvng, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:25, archived)

i thought he looked a bit Hilltacular when i finished him too

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:26, archived)

Da-nana nanananana WOAH nanananana WOAH nanananana WOAH nanana AH YEAAAH

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:28, archived)

(one time)

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Shlvng, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:46, archived)

can it beat my magpikey?

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BusinessCat has a can of beans, a can of beans has he, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:26, archived)

by 'eck, lad

that's some reet gradely bling

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:27, archived)

HAH!

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BusinessCat has a can of beans, a can of beans has he, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:18, archived)

isnt it Goody?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:19, archived)

sorry

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BusinessCat has a can of beans, a can of beans has he, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:21, archived)

RST IN PESE JANE GUDDY UR OUR ANGLE XXXXXXCXXX

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:21, archived)

SHE IZ WIV DE ANGELZZ XXOOXOOXOXOX

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:22, archived)

did you hear about the play they're doing about her life?

i reckon it's going to be pretty short

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BusinessCat has a can of beans, a can of beans has he, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:23, archived)

Im looking forwards to the education chapters

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:23, archived)

Does it star Richard O'Brien?

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Jinxy13 is hating the S key, right about now., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:20, archived)

SHE IS WIV BABBY P IN DAT BIG TABLOID IN THA SKY

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:23, archived)

PFFFFFFFFFFF

hahaha

(Astrid, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:35, archived)

Not very

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nick the greek, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:22, archived)

what's that?

threadwaste repost time you say?

Click for bigger (48 kb)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:23, archived)

WOW

that is something special

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Shlvng, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:26, archived)

Let off some steam Bennett....

(JoePesky, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:16, archived)

Let go of my testicles, bennett...

CHENNY!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:20, archived)

i dont need my balls . john !

(JoePesky, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:21, archived)

im gonna stick a cock in you!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:22, archived)

john , im not gonna shoot you in between the eyes

im gonna shoot you in between the bawwwwls!!

(JoePesky, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:24, archived)

Is that the guy from that Arnie film?...

Commando?

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:30, archived)

aye

the one and only bennett !

(JoePesky, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:30, archived)

Fuck I'm honestly surprised I managed to recall that.

Though I could obviously remember the epic phrase "LED OFF A LIDDLE STEAM"

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:32, archived)

hehe theres a site called commandofans

that worship him ! he even does a little recent video for them ! tis funny

(JoePesky, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:34, archived)

he`s special

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floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:01, archived)

It does look a little bit like his mate there has a chainsaw attached to his helmet

And the mental guy is attempting to wield his colleague as a weapon.

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zoldergoose, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:06, archived)

Hahaha.

"CONSTABLE CARNAGE, I CHOOSE YOU!"

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:09, archived)

the above picture

and these two comments
are making me laugh like a twat :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:25, archived)

he looks fun

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:07, archived)

No smashy, not every man is for sexing! :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:07, archived)

true

some of them are related to me.

fuck, i've been back a week and i'm top of the stats board.
i have no life.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:10, archived)

Poor smashy
making up for lost time! :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:11, archived)

indeed.

also trying to take my mind off smoking.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:13, archived)

SMOKING CAUSES DEATH

DON'T DO IT
IT'S NOT BIG AND IT'S NOT CLEVER

DRINK TEA AND EAT CAYKE, FAR MORE COOL!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:14, archived)

SMOKE CAKE

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:16, archived)

Hmmmmmm smokey bacon cake

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:18, archived)

i'm drinking coffee

and eating my fucking fingernails :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:16, archived)

Well go sleep then, that'll take your mind off eating fags

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:17, archived)

can't sleep. too much caffeine.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:20, archived)

Have a cigarette.

I find that takes my mind off the craving...for a while.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:14, archived)

LOL YOU GOT NO CANDLE!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:15, archived)

I'll live.

candle day is for others to feel good about themselves anyway. I had no idea it was happening until I was compelled to argue or berate someone ( I forget which, it would have been one or the other ) earlier today. That very same post was my 19k too. Shows the level of interest I have in these things.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:18, archived)

You grumpy old cunt. celebrate your needless celebration day!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:19, archived)

I did celebrate

with 8 cans of finest golden throat reformer and a bottle of Chardonnay. Like every night ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:22, archived)

>:(

I get money on saturday :D

Praise the ~~Lord~~ Student Loans company :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:22, archived)

YOU GRUMPY OLD FUCK

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Shlvng, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:22, archived)

haha. You have no idea.

I am seriously one of the cheeriest guys you will ever meet. Plus the best sex you never had*

*May not be true, I'm not as virile as I was.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:26, archived)

i wish!

i threw out everything smoking-related

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:17, archived)

YOU NEED HYPNOSIS

*does swirly eyes thing*

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:15, archived)

hypnosis would be perfect

i could use it to pick up men

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:19, archived)

I have yet to pick up anyone other than weird people on the internet who want me to make them do gratitious things and call me master.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:22, archived)

i know a bloke like that

he looks better in heels than i do

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:27, archived)

FIGHT IT GIRLFRIEND

I'm still in the final stages of nicotine withdrawal ( using patches ) and also trying REALLY FUCKING HARD not to balloon to 300 stone.
I'm walking a lot.

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Shlvng, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:21, archived)

i'm ok with the eating thing

but i'm getting more than a bit tetchy. i can't use patches, they make me hyper and weird. the gum is nasty, too, so i'm going cold turkey.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:30, archived)

Brave lady, I wish you well.

Keep up the good work and if you feel the need to SPITERAPE then do so.

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Shlvng, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:37, archived)

i always feel the need to SPITERAPE

but i'm cursed with apathy.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:42, archived)

APATHY is the enemy of SPITERAPE

SPITERAPE can help APATHY (as part of a rape-controlled diet)

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Shlvng, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:02, archived)

IS IT TITS 'O CLOCK YET??

good old poo splattered ash

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:07, archived)

He is late

:`{

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Shlvng, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:11, archived)

: (

: D there now : D

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--- ---, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:31, archived)

This has to get an FP for the ning crowd

clicks and woooos

(waxdart hello., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:09, archived)

"SPECIAL"

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Shlvng, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:12, archived)

haha

the crazy bastard!

(JoePesky, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:16, archived)

BRUCE!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:35, archived)

g'night all

..nothing to see here.

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:27, archived)

Yay!

A limp wristed copper

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:28, archived)

Limp wristed copper you say?

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:30, archived)

Ian and Iain Bent are brot....no I can't do that again.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:31, archived)

Hehehe

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:31, archived)

Have a proppa coppa.

(Photograph by the sorely-missed Evil Stevie. Where's he gone?)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:45, archived)

Hang on a sec.

Where's the traditional swarm of b3tagirls demanding to know who that handsome man is?

It's been nearly 15 minutes now.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:59, archived)

he's not that handsome

plus, that's one uniform that doesn't float my boat.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:05, archived)

correct. You

much prefer a balding man in a British army uniform ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:15, archived)

i'd actually prefer

a sexy man in leather

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:22, archived)

I'm afraid I have hit the fail barrier then ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:27, archived)

It's Jamie, obviously.

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zoldergoose, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:07, archived)

He reminds me of Pasanonic

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Shlvng, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:08, archived)

What? I have 20X more handsome in my genes

and quite a bit in my jeans.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:16, archived)

Ah. All the b3tagirls have buggered off to bed, or to /talk.

Fair enough.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:31, archived)

you are wrong

he is not attractive to us, try Hi5 or something

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Shlvng, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:13, archived)

is that

the double rimmer?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:28, archived)

That sounds like a cocktail

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:29, archived)

that would be a bloody mavis

or a slow, comfortable fist up the arse.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:31, archived)

Haha

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Frogbeat, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:29, archived)

Haha

I can just imagine him flinging that guy in front of the bus.

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zoldergoose, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:30, archived)

You big silly

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:30, archived)

He just needs one for his head and he'd be a heliCOPter

Woo

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:31, archived)

You are under arrest. You do not have to say anything and it will harm your defence if you continue punning.

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zoldergoose, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:33, archived)

i logged on

i groaned
how could you bargy?

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:43, archived)

GETINTHEBACKOFTHEVAN

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:00, archived)

HAH!

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BusinessCat has a can of beans, a can of beans has he, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:08, archived)

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