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# poor bustard..
(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)
# bustards are great looking birds
TJ:



I beg to fucking differ
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Zing!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)
# I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)
# hiya
what dont ye get abarit
(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)
# First shop I ever did for B3ta
was Bernard Matthews Bastard Turkeys.

Lost to the mists of time I'm afraid glad to say
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Well there you have it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)
# THIS IS FAR FROM MEDIOCRE
This is Science TM
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)
# STUPID STOAT BASTARD.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Hell yeah!

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Yay for the return of the seams :D


Well it seams to me, you lived your life like a dobber on a head!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Shopped px only plz
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)
# What seams to be the problem?
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)
# YES
Chase that bastard crab freebase! For the elephants!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)
# This is utterly wonderful.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)
# The major never smiles
But his coat is made of joy

Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)
[challenge entry]
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)
# yay for EJ :D

(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Just what he always wanted!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Wookiepedia explains everything
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Lamest attempt to cover up a stupid mistake ever.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)
# heeheehee
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Arf!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Stoatastic

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)
# you don't fuck with pedant stoat :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)
# 4. Profits.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)
# this deserves a comment, just for the sheer effort of headswapping
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)
# ?
You said that yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Hahaha
just don't cross the beams
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)
# I'll take ten!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Terminator Matrubaton
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Are you matrubating at the moment?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)
# No I'm at work
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Is matrubation good for health or not??
or it ll hav some negative effects
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)
# apparently it'll help prevent prostate cancer

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)
# I will never understand the appeal of amputee porn....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Masturbation.dat initialised.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)
# I don't care what evilscary says :P


As requested by Incredibly Ordinary Dave....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)
# THIS IS IN INCREDIBLY ORDINARY IMAGE
(I like it)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Thank you?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)
# You're welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)
# \m/
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)
# did you ever see my image
Lactation Lactation Lactation, it was a tad NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
No, I did not :D

Did it involve that woman what is in the programme?

If so, please post now :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)
# yes, and no, am at work
it was hot tho
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Oh man, TO THE SEARCH FUNCTION!
EDIT: Oh my....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)
# did it have Kirstie Allsopp in it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Haha, Yay! :D
I'm glad you don't care what EvilScary said. :p
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Any anger directed towards me,
will be forwarded to you :P
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)
# BUY HOUSE BEEP BEEP BEEP.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)
# I need your clothers, your boots and
your Home Information Pack!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Hasta la vista, equity
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)
#
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nice font matching ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)
# quick and dirty
:)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)
# im solly for its rubbishness
(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)
# RACIST!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Oh heck!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Scrans!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)
# OM NOM MYAM NAM
SLURP
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)
# OM NOM
www.csh.rit.edu/~dez/words/ation/
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Haha. Bonzer!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:27, archived)
# hahahaha
that's just ridiculous
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)
# "The first version
of Battlestar's Number 6 proved to be insufficiently arousing for the male audience..."

etc.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)
# "Wanna cyber?"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:33, archived)
# My god!
Camilla?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:33, archived)
# ^This, very much
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)
# haha
a little joyful touch on this one!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Don't do it! You wil rust!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:27, archived)
# QUENCH
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:27, archived)
# hahah - I love that font
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:27, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:28, archived)
# haha!
Is there a font matching algorythm?
I want to do "Terminator Californication" but can't be arsed to pootle!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)
# I might do Terminator Re-Patriation
with nazinick sending them back on a plane, but i seem to have misplaced my potatoshop
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)
# sorry...
(bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)
# ...you should be
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)
# :(
*sniff*
(bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)
# ruh-row. :S
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmotivational.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)
# lol
I'mSoBoredI'mSoBoredI'mSoBoredI'mSoBoredI'mSoBoredI'mSoBoredI'mSoBoredI'mSoBoredI'mSoBoredI'mSoBored
I'mSoBoredI'mSoBoredI'mSoBoredI'mSoBoredI'mSoBoredI'mSoBoredI'mSoBoredI'mSoBoredI'mSoBoredI'mSoBored
I'mSoBoredI'mSoBoredI'mSoBoredI'mSoBoredI'mSoBoredI'mSoBoredI'mSoBoredI'mSoBoredI'mSoBoredI'mSoBored
I'mSoBoredI'mSoBoredI'mSoBoredI'mSoBoredI'mSoBoredI'mSoBoredI'mSoBoredI'mSoBoredI'mSoBoredI'mSoBored
I'mSoBoredI'mSoBoredI'mSoBoredI'mSoBoredI'mSoBoredI'mSoBoredI'mSoBoredI'mSoBoredI'mSoBoredI'mSoBored
I'mSoBoredI'mSoBoredI'mSoBoredI'mSoBoredI'mSoBoredI'mSoBoredI'mSoBoredI'mSoBoredI'mSoBoredI'mSoBored
I'mSoBoredI'mSoBoredI'mSoBoredI'mSoBoredI'mSoBoredI'mSoBoredI'mSoBoredI'mSoBoredI'mSoBoredI'mSoBored
I'mSoBoredI'mSoBoredI'mSoBoredI'mSoBoredI'mSoBoredI'mSoBoredI'mSoBoredI'mSoBoredI'mSoBoredI'mSoBored
I'mSoBoredI'mSoBoredI'mSoBoredI'mSoBoredI'mSoBoredI'mSoBoredI'mSoBoredI'mSoBoredI'mSoBoredI'mSoBored
I'mSoBoredI'mSoBoredI'mSoBoredI'mSoBoredI'mSoBoredI'mSoBoredI'mSoBoredI'mSoBoredI'mSoBoredI'mSoBored
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)
# This is the first and last time i jump on this wagon
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Nice one
Let me get some action from the back section
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)
# COLD! (cold) Always breathe through your nose


you've got the snuf fles!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:53, archived)
# jesus christ freebs
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:53, archived)
# yes?
*edit three raccoons*

JACKPOT!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:55, archived)
# you win 5 leks
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:56, archived)
# in yorkshire
to "lek" is "to play"

"are you leking"

"aye lad, I'll just grab me coat"
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:57, archived)
# They play coats in Yorkshire?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:11, archived)
# yes?
It's a great game

Coat!

damn - your go

Coat!

damn - you win again!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)
# JACKET!
Ha! Beginner's luck!

knifey spoony anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)
# The work 'lek' in Yorkshire slang
Is a legacy of the Viking invasions - lek means play (or game) in Norweigan too.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)
# I lek
big butts and I cannot lie...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:55, archived)
# I found the picture
Whilst searching for "person with a cold"

does it diminish it that it isn't 'shopped?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:56, archived)
# this should have been the image challenge
change a classic 80s single title by one letter and do the approproiatte vinyl sleeve
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)
# someone's been listening to Radio 2 :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:04, archived)
# I have
It was just on wasn't it?

:)_

*edit* hahahaha - classic!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)
# I'd love to see Spandau Ballet reform with Gert Frobe on vocals
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)
# and Michael Collins for the English versions ;)
/the actor who dubbed him
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:08, archived)
# knowledge piss
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:10, archived)
# /Bondgeek
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)
# his voice was dubbed in goldfinger
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:08, archived)
# I'm not bothered about his voice
I just want to see him singing in Spandau Ballet

I don't ever want to *hear* Spandau Ballet again
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)
# marvellous.
Now do "Only when you sneeze"
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)
# So, my mother was not technically lying to me.


Vines are not trees.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:45, archived)
# I am proper rising here I am afraid....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:48, archived)
# It's not funny.
I just put balloons over grapes.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Oh,
ok then :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:50, archived)
# I find that I do not like the black one in the foreground.
So, in summary - very happy with all but the single most obvious one.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Racist?
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Why not?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:56, archived)
# baby hitler
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:03, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)
# You are Nick Griffin
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Gherkins grow on trees though

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:57, archived)
# What a grape idea
.
(trnk loves a pun, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Roderick Spode?

Appreciation ay require Jeeves & Wooster fanboyism.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:45, archived)
# the contingency is remote
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:47, archived)
# I replied here,
but it has gone.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Indeed Sir
Jeeves and Wooster for the Mother Fucking, Lesbian sucking, WIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Spode!
Spode! Spode! Spode!

i shall be shouting that all day. Please join me.

SPODE!


edit: and yes J&W! Tip toppedy top!
(DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)
# every dictator has a dark side...
Oh yes! The British knee ... is firm! The British knee ... is muscular!

And don't forget the right of every free born Englishman to grow your own potatoes.

And especially don't forget... Eulalie ;)
(treaclebriggs, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:58, archived)
[challenge entry] RonaLOLitics


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:44, archived)
# ;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:45, archived)
# hahaha!
Look at his silly melted face :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:46, archived)
# I spent ages melting his face
and it just looks like norma!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:47, archived)
# you've made Griffin look like Stephen Fry after a varnishing
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:46, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahaaAHaH
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:56, archived)
# * Unlurks

* Looks around

* Re-lurks

¬
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Hey you guys
He looks like Sloth
(I helped save b3ta! DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Swap Ronald McDonald for a robot
and you'll have "Terminator Repatriation"
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:33, archived)
# He looks so happy that the show went well....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:42, archived)
# *claps*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:43, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:45, archived)
# haha
*expects ovulation next*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Oh why did you put that thought out there ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:44, archived)
# ENOCORE!!!
(On second thoughts, don't bother.)
WHAT?!???!
2 more films.... ffs!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:45, archived)
# They're making more?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:49, archived)
# I'd quite like to see
Terminator: Relocation Relocation Relocation. :p
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:50, archived)
# haha
Terminator Coronation
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:53, archived)
# I'll be, I say I'll be back
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Hahahah
*applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:58, archived)
# YES!
hurray for this mini-compo
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:07, archived)
# TERMINATOR OVULATION
ON THE RAG
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)
# OH.MY.GOD.




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Updating a classic of my youth...
Not funny (despite eggy goodness) but heartfelt.



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(I helped save b3ta! calgacus Non sum qualis eram bonae sub regno Cynarae, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:41, archived)
# There's a fried egg on your dagger.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:42, archived)
# A pathetic attempt at levity
.
(I helped save b3ta! calgacus Non sum qualis eram bonae sub regno Cynarae, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:44, archived)
# you sure? Looks like a fried egg to me.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry to get all Voltaire on your arse,
but I am not sure that I agree with the vilification and unprovoked attacking of a minority or their legitimately elected representatives.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Agreed.
But for the most part, this compo is about poking fun, which is always fair game and a good way to deal with distasteful views.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Agreed.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:56, archived)
# "While I do not agree with your point of view...
... I will defend to the death your right to ... ooh, wait a minute, I suddenly appear to be in a concentration camp. How'd that happen?"
(I helped save b3ta! calgacus Non sum qualis eram bonae sub regno Cynarae, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Quite apart from the moral problems with deciding how you think the public should have voted,
throwing eggs at him will only give him more publicity and more ammunition to grow support.
No doubt the protesters were immigrants or immigrant supporters trying to shut him up because he's 'speaking the truth'.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Let's put 'them' in a concentration camp first?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Oh, let's leave New Labour out of this, shall we?
.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic the Hedgetrimmer doesn't care what you think, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Yes!! Kill the BNP
Nuke Yorkshire
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Again?
Look at what it did to the inhabitants last time? Foul mutated creatures...
(I helped save b3ta! calgacus Non sum qualis eram bonae sub regno Cynarae, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:52, archived)
# haha
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Can't we just saw the country in half and let them have the north of england? It's not like there's anything good there anyway.
Plus it would mean I don't have to put up with their CONSTANT FUCKING NOSTALGIA!
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:58, archived)
# you may well be on to something
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:02, archived)
# The Lakes are nice
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Yeah...THE RACIST LAKES!
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Seeing as the top half of the country is Scotland...
... I'm quite happy with your plan. You get the Nazis and stockbrokers and we get the hills and the whisky. Done!

(Not that there aren't bigots up here as well, sadly.)
(I helped save b3ta! calgacus Non sum qualis eram bonae sub regno Cynarae, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)
# The top half of the country....not the top half of the island.
I'm too old for all this not a country is a country parliaments shit.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Welll......
Of course, the country extends far beyond the main island all the way up to Shetland...

Yeesh, I'm boring even myself. Time to go to the pub.
(I helped save b3ta! calgacus Non sum qualis eram bonae sub regno Cynarae, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)
# only if you call the bottom half France.
..southern-puffs.com
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:41, archived)
# STOP FOR FRUIT
GO FOR FRUIT
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:42, archived)
# I found this in my garden
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Overdid it on the False Lash Effect mascara, methinks
Maybe it's Molebelline!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:39, archived)
# hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:39, archived)
# haha SPANG ahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Bring out the spang
:D
(Safety Hamster What happens in the future, stays in the future, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:42, archived)
# That's the new iMole.
Download the shovel app TODAY!!!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Shovels are so boring
Try Nick Knowles instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:46, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:16, archived)
# arf
I am sick to the high teeth of him

Now
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Hahaha
I didn't know he had that tattoo either!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Hahahahah...
*click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:31, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:32, archived)
# The resemblance is uncanny :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:34, archived)
# All of this is fantastic advertising for the BNP.
It's getting like Millwall.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Anyone For Tennis
(TomJoad, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:16, archived)
# The sun always shines on Nick Griffin's head
even on a cloudy day
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:28, archived)
[challenge entry] The Voice of the North West.
(tyrefire2001 Is it a fast ship?, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:10, archived)
# I'm done with this compo
...is there a mini compo somewhere? Or is that still the Terminator Salvation/Vacation/Relaxation/Dalmation one?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:11, archived)
# you aren't restricted by the image challenge you know
you can do other things
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Oh now you tell us!:O
WHat is it with useless politicians and fucked up eyes at the moment?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:13, archived)
# They get to turn a blind eye to the situation
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Terminator you say?

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:26, archived)
# I don't get this :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:28, archived)
# :(
He is holding a salt shaker :( Sal is french for salt :(

I am sorry :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:28, archived)
# oh I see ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Unfortunately, it is in no way funny but I thought it was....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:33, archived)
# I don't mean to be a pedant...
but isn't salt 'sel' in French...



actually... I do mean to be a pedant.
Sorry.

(Safety Hamster What happens in the future, stays in the future, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Quite blatently I was thinking of Spanish ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:44, archived)
# which is actually a bit more relevant for the whole terminator thing
"Viene tormenta."
(Safety Hamster What happens in the future, stays in the future, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:52, archived)
# ^this
though the verb is 'saler' so you can juuuust get away with 'Terminator sal'
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:45, archived)
# this now exceeds my knowledge of French.
Apart from the few words I learned at school, the only foreign I can speak is "I'd like to rent a cow please" in 6 different languages.
(Safety Hamster What happens in the future, stays in the future, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:50, archived)
# this ability will truly endear you to the residents of many countries
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:53, archived)
# it has done and will continue to do so
(Safety Hamster What happens in the future, stays in the future, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:55, archived)
# I dunno why he didn't just put "SALT" and have done with it
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:04, archived)
# V for Vendetta?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:13, archived)
# yeah. Lewis Prothero -
the voice of London
(tyrefire2001 Is it a fast ship?, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Personally I think under BBC regulations Nick Griffin should be forced to inhale helium before being broadcast on television
to detract credibility from his statement.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)
# It would make sense.
He does look a bit like Joe Pasquale after all....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:27, archived)
# More politicians should do this on Party Political Broadcasts
Also the Queen's Christmas message should be like this
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:32, archived)
[challenge entry] "Son, I'd vote for you if you pulled your policies out of a Baboon's Ass"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)
# brilliantly shopped
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)
# top shop
*clickifies*
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:05, archived)
# that face
it almost makes me feel sorry for him
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:06, archived)
# almost.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:08, archived)
# :D
nicely, Archie...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:08, archived)
# haha excellent :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:08, archived)
# hahahaha
Is it just me or does Nick Griffin look like one of those freaky old fashioned ventriloquist's dummies that either comes alive and kills people or is the psychotic projection for the otherwise mild mannered ventriloquist's split personality.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:11, archived)

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