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My brain told me to do it.
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Cawl ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:18,
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I watched Hannibal Rising last night :S
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:19,
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Will you always eat the cheeks now?
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Cawl ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:20,
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Nothing wrong with a bit of cheek
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:32,
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Oh, I like this.
:D
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:20,
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haha
delicious
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Shada ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:21,
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looks delicious!
mmm.... faces.
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Spunky McPunk not dead yet ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:22,
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brew?
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:24,
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SPANG!!
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..wil ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:27,
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Jewbrew :)
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:28,
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Haha!
I need to get one of those hats. How many proof-of-purchases do I need?
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Cawl ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:29,
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too many
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:34,
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I like this very much.
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fannycradock ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:31,
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Is this stuff already dead...
That's where I'd have put it anyway.
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Doogie Talons ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:13,
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What stuff? Explain this madness
Also: BOOBIES!
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:17,
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rob was scammed by a woman in a low cut top
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:18,
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Don't we all get scammed by women in low cut top..? That's called a relationship.
more details plz
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:25,
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yeah,
and they don't all let you take photos...
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Doogie Talons ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:27,
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Not all of us
*Not wanting a relationship dance*
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:33,
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fear it
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:38,
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Ha ha ha!
Mental wealth!
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Smallbrainfield ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:39,
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Lovely tits but dear god put the face away
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Victor Meldrew ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:28,
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I've 'seen' worse
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:31,
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:34,
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Oh no, not her.
Terrifying
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 16:03,
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Needs more...
Edit: With a 'tash she looks like Des Lynam.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:30,
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haha
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:31,
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ha yeh!
beatie ftw!
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dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time - ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 16:10,
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Always thought there was something not right
about that little chap.
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Ian Woosnam ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:13,
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Indeed
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:15,
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Are they by any chance related???
I know there's no Tattyshopping here, but thought it was a find worth sharing.
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Cocksure ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:08,
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Swap that phone for an iphone
Then you might have a contender AND it will soothe the arse pounding you will probably get for this
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:10,
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wow
thanks
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inexpressible started a joke on ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:10,
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Any chance you could add more white space please!
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:11,
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For Happy Gilmore, anything!
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:14,
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Hahahahahaha
You daft fuck ;)
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:15,
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Thank you.
Any chance of a touch more?
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:27,
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racist
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:29,
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LACIST!
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:37,
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Minor TJ
Has anybody read yon blog post of Robs on the front page? That picture screams image challenge. How would you scam Rob out of £10?
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Smallbrainfield ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:12,
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Yups!
And lets face it, if she'd looked like that, it wouldn't have happened, would it?
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..wil ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:14,
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job done!
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:12,
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....
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:18,
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Hahahaha!
WTF?
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:21,
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Hahaha
It's the smug club!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:21,
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FUCK! 3 smugs in one pic, its all too much
c'mon gis another
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:26,
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Smugs reunited
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Cocksure ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:28,
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Bond's not smug...he's suave!
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:31,
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Guess so...
There is a fine line though!
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Cocksure ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:33,
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too much
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:31,
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The chap down in the lower right hand corner is saying
"This Aussie red really is shit"
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:37,
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Agghhhhhh!!!
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Cocksure ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:42,
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ERROR 4354: SMUG OVERLOAD
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:37,
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fuck me
I think that the three of them together could outsmug paris hilton
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discomeats This canoe ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:37,
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yay!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:19,
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Well I for one would like to see them sharing that table!
Not that I can be arsed to make that... *edit* And lo! It was so! ^
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..wil ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:12,
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exactly what i thought, its close enough though
perhaps they are smug rivals, kinda like mr bean and his 3 wheeled nemesis
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:15,
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:16,
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Hugh Hitler
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Ninj ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:59,
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Cor, seamless.
Woo
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:00,
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Thank you sir
:)
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Ninj ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:01,
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Is it Lupus!?
Woo!
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..wil ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:01,
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That is a bit well done
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:04,
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Thankoo
:D
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Ninj ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:05,
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:O!
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Shada ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:07,
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Blimey!
Outstanding, sir. *clicks*
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:08,
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Thankyou JP
Are you well sir? \O/
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Ninj ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:09,
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the best of states, thanks!
Yourself?
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:17,
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Great ta sir!
Ready for the move yet? :)
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Ninj ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:24,
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Getting there...
slowly, but surely. ;-)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:27,
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He looks nearly as evil as me :D
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:10,
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You're not evil...
;)
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Ninj ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:11,
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Wow
really spot on.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 16:06,
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Godwarrior
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:36,
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Geen speld tussen te krijgen
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:37,
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Ken je de aflevering van de Godwarrior?
beetje oud, maar wel de moeite waard...
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:39,
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Godwarrior?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:40,
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Dit is het einde van de 'Trading Places'(jouw vrouw-mijn vrouw)episode, fucking psychowijf :S
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:42,
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Ooooh
Yeah! Die kende ik :) DORK SIDED
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:44,
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lol
god...dat je daar kinderen mee verwekt...:S
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:45,
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you've been tangoed
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:43,
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She's very angry ;)
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:43,
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Tan god?
I thought that was David Dickinson \edit Damn your ninja edit
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Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:44,
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he buys his fake tan by the trolley load
its cheap as chips
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:45,
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oh yeah, compo it mate
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:48,
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why? I didn't draw ...
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:49,
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i think the drawing part of it is out the window at this stage
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:01,
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Victor Meldrew ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:58,
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\o/
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:03,
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Nazi!
;)
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..wil ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:04,
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:)
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Ninj ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:23,
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*sings the 'I Knew It Was You' song*
:D
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:24,
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By The Crystal Method?
*breaks beats*
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:26,
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Nah - Shriekback.
Much better version. ;-) You well, chap?
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:27,
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I yam well. Looking forward to Friday.
How's you?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:28,
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Shirking from home \o/
and I have the first person round to view the flat today \o/ \o/
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:29,
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Fingers crossed they aren't timewasters
My parents are having a nightmare selling their house :(
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:37,
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For my sins, I have the most rotweiler-ish estate agents looking after things for me.
They'll weed out the numpties, I'm hoping.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:39,
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We were hoping that
The agents were told that they weren't even to show anyone around the house unless they had the money ready to make an immediate offer. Yet we've had people who haven't even put their houses on the market :S Don't want to buy a 5 bedroom house do you ;) It's very cheap
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:40,
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Is it in Birmingham?
and how cheap? ;-)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:42,
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North of Derby
And much cheaper than you would expect, £135k and it's detached.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:46,
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Bit too much of a commute into Brum, sadly.
Compared to a 2 bed flat in Islington, 5 bedrooms and a detached house seems almost other-worldly.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:48,
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You wouldn't want to live there anyway
Not at the moment, there are squatters in the abandoned house on the corner and they make quite a bit of noise.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:49,
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Eeeek!
Sounds scary.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:50,
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They have lots of sodium halide lamps in one room
And they had a fire a few weeks ago and wouldn't let the SMURFs in. No prizes for guessing what they're up to.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:53,
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hehehe...
Yeah, that's a bit of a giveaway, isn't it?
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:55,
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Moving to Birmingham? I was there this weekend.
I'm also moving to Coventry myself in a few months.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:52,
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Aha!
Yep, I'll be heading up in about 4 weeks.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:54,
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Blimey, that's a quick move
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:55,
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Not hanging around, no...
Hence I'm hoping the flat sells quickly, can't go on too long paying rent in one place and mortgage in the the other.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:56,
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Good luck with that.
Some areas are quite nice. My sister lives out in Cotteride which is pretty decent. My girlfriend lives in the city centre, which is less good.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:58,
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Ah, I was planning to head for the city centre...
Hmmm, may have to investigate further.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:09,
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There are nice parts, certainly.
However, my girlfriend is a poor student and doesn't live in one of them.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:09,
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Ha...Have a Arolf Harris
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Ninj ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:29,
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*digereedon'ts*
:)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:30,
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Hahaha
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Frogbeat ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:30,
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hahaha, i bet rolf is a right cunt off camera
Roll On the Laugh Flooring
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:32,
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my hair matching algorithm crashed
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:37,
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Ha ha ha ha ha!
It makes him look like Richard Briers!
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Smallbrainfield ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:29,
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he outta get that hole in the wall patched up
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:31,
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That must've taken ages
;)
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:36,
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Wow that's some serious painting skill right there
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Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:45,
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Rated PG. Pretty Gloves
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Frogbeat ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:21,
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Bindun I'm afraid, but still good
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:21,
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Shite
Edit: Bindun twice alreay. Ok 5034 line 'I should pay more attention'
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Frogbeat ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:21,
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*shudders*
why you go uni old man?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:21,
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Doing a degree in Multimedia and Digital Sytems!
Well, thats the plan
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Frogbeat ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:23,
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cor - new fangled stuff FTMFW
have you given up work to do this?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:24,
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Yes
I worked in a burger van! Not much to give up :D
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Frogbeat ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:26,
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and now you get to eat them for 3 or 4 years!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:28,
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Grubbs Burgers in Brighton....
nom nom nom**Well, they were very nom during 1990-93...
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:34,
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Sussex Uni is bloody great. Good for you, sir!
/alumni blog
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:28,
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Why thankyou
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Frogbeat ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:29,
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Someone beat your frog to it
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:45,
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Nice use of the gloves ;)
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:48,
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Hitler's Pizza
Sorry to spam the board, it's a bit slow today, isn't it? Click here for bigger.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:08,
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Pizza pizza pizza
I may make myself a pizza tonight, depending on how well I have done this week :D
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:10,
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haha *steals his packed lunch*
banana and crisp sandwiches!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:11,
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But he didn't have beef with the Italians did he?
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:11,
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only cheese afaik
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inexpressible started a joke on ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:15,
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Arf :)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:11,
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I like this!
Woo! Yay!
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wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:11,
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Shit hits the fan when Hitler's pizza is cold.
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cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:13,
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hah
DARK MEATS PEPPERONI IS CONTAINED WITHIN
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Victor Meldrew ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:13,
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Ah!
Dark pepperoni is worse than dark hams, because they are cured longer o_O
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:15,
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*annexes Domino's*
;-)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:14,
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Haha!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:18,
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You what?!
Hahahaha
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Frogbeat ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:21,
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nice style, kinda like a kids book
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:33,
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Hahaha lovely stuff
:D
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:36,
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Christ I'm old.
CFB Someone who's been here longer than me please tell me I haven't wasted my life? :) edited for BIGGER
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wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:00,
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1602 posts in seven years,
nah not completely wasted nice pic and happy b3taday
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:02,
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You missed my pun earlier
It was terrible
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:05,
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link me then...
noon btw
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:06,
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Noons
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:09,
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Now I know who stole my pun gland!!
also: ouch!!..oh and spang!!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:13,
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The slow board made me do it
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:14,
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The board has been slow for a few weeks now.
Even I can't speed it up with my top drawer puns!! ;P
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:16,
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I wouldn't say 'wasted'
'frittered' perhaps or maybe 'abandoned'
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:02,
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Frittered.
I'm going with frittered. Banana fritters, to be precise.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:06,
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meh
I prefer pineapple
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:06,
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Wrong!
Pineapple can only be tolerated in juice form. Nothing else is acceptable. As evidence, the prosecution would like to call this exhibit: 'The Hawaiian Pizza' My case rests, m'lud.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:09,
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I TOO USED TO BE INTOLERANT OF THE HAWAIIAN PIZZA
BUT I CHANGED MAN, I CHANGED YOU CAN TOO BROTHER
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:12,
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Never!
Anchovies, capers, even artichokes are allowed. Pineapple simply is not permitted.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:13,
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join us, join us, join us, join us, join us
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:15,
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*breaks out the emergency putanesca sauce*
I must resist....
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:16,
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Not even pineapple in hong kong style sweet and sour prawns?
It's only little tiny chunks
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:17,
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Now this complicates the issue.
I'm not much of a fan of pineapple in sweet and sour sauces, but it is delicious on pizzas.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:19,
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But pineapple is the ultimate sweet and sour delicacy!
Ripened just right it is both sweet and sour itself, so makes a perfect addition so such a sauce as each tiny bite is like tasting the essence of sweet and sour heaven.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:21,
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Unfortunately, they normally end up with sweet pineapple with not enough sour.
Making the whole thing rather too sweet and sickly.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:22,
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No, not even that, I'm afriad.
the chunks, no matter how small, have to be removed*. *so they can later be forced into the gullets of small songbirds, causing them to choke to death.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:20,
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So that's why there are so many pigeons in London
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:22,
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....and I will dispose of them ALL!
Mwahahahahahaha!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:23,
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I know brother, I know
the jalapeno, the anchovy, the olive and the peperoni are beautiful bedfellows on the pizza, BUT MAKE ROOM IN YOUR HEART (AND YOUR PIZZA) FOR THE PINEAPPLE. I BESEECH THEE BROTHER GRUNTFUTTOCK! THINK OF THE HAWAIIAN CHILDRENS WHO WILL BE BEATEN IF YOU DO NOT EAT THEIR PINEAPPLY PRODUCT
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:16,
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I just can't.
It's wrong, and not in a sordid 'wrong, but sort of right' way, either. *shudders*
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:17,
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The only thing wrong with hawaiian pizza
is the finite capacity of my stomach to entertain their delicious nourishing goodness.
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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:13,
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JOIN WITH ME AND WE CAN SPREAD THE WORD!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:14,
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*points at the wrong-doers*
Guards! Seize them!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:15,
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*Fends off guards easily thanks to hawaiian pizza-fueled super muscles*
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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:17,
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the benefits are numerous
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:21,
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Well, it keeps the sick-bag manufacturers in business, I suppose.
;-) I love pineapple really. Just not on pizza. They have this fab way of serving them in Vietnam, completely peeled and on a stick, like an ice cream. Absolutely gorgeous. *drools*
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:23,
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I like the way that Pineapple makes your teeth feel sharper
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:51,
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that's because they *are* sharper
You need to think dog-thoughts and they actually extend!
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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:56,
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your kind is outdated and unenlightened
there is only one way forward. it is the way of the pineapple JOIN THE BROTHERHOOD OF BROMLIACEAE
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:20,
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I will happily burn as a heretic
to maintain this (altogether correct) stance.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:22,
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we'll meet again gruntfuttock
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:26,
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:D
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:29,
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Epic!
congratumalations :)
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:02,
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yay!
I've been on here 6 years, 7 months and 6 days, and I assure you I am complete sane *loads shotgun whilst crying*
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:02,
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:<
*cries too** *not really
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wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:04,
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buttercup beats you hands down
b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=1 and god beats buttercup outrightb3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=3 bizzarly god is user number 3, not 0, or 1 or even -1 (truth) but the most regular poster who appears to win is Joelb3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=10
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:08,
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Arf!
longer, and less posts! *giggle*
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wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:10,
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you will need to use your big toe to fire it
or set up some kind of string and pulley system. or STAY WITH US!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:06,
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Not if you use a sawn off!
Or if you've got a cavernous mouth-hole, I suppose.
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wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:07,
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THAT'S JUST MALICIOUS GRAFFITI IN THE GENTS
I think sushi wrote it.
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:13,
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I look down on you with my 6 years, 9 months and 29 days
but I look up at him with his 7 years, 0 months and 0 days.=)
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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:09,
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hahaha
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:13,
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Pretend I've been here longer than you.
Of course you haven't wasted your life! All these years of love and laughter... and kittens... and poo. It's got to mean something, right? Of course! In celebration you should post some more absurdity and check back compulsively for the next eight years so you don't miss a single grin.
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AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:03,
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It's a SWAN!
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:04,
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Well observed!
You have a sticker, you clever boy!
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wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:04,
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Spongebob or a Goofy sticker?
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:15,
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You've got a good 6 months on me, you old bastard.
Happy b3taday.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:04,
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*shakes zimmer frame*
Bloody kids! No respect!
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wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:05,
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You've completely wasted your life
Even the bits that you thought were particularly rewarding counted for naught. Congrats, btw! Have a Pocki.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:06,
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Ha ha!
Happy b3taday. You're really upping your post count in this thread!
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Smallbrainfield ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:06,
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Have made more posts than that!
It's just that they were so long ago that they fell off the back of the internet :
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wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:08,
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Congrats!
But I'm afraid you may well have... ;-)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:07,
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Woo
Happy 7th
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Letum Your Ad here £2.40 ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:12,
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Happy 7th etc
Old?! A mere kitten.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:19,
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HOONK
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:37,
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Yay for B3ta days :)
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Big Ian has stopped changing his sig ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:45,
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Wasted is too strong a word,
lets say self abused...
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..wil ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:02,
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Dark Hams 4
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Smallbrainfield ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:05,
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DO NOT BUY THE DARK HAMS!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:06,
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:12,
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I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING HAMS
ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING ARK!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:16,
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SHE'S PULLING DOWN HIS Y-FRONTS
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:33,
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Indeed
SHE IS TOUCHING HIS HAM
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:37,
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HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM
LOVELY HAM , HAM HAM HAM HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:54,
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RACIST!
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:14,
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I AM NOT A RACIST!
I prefer to simply consider myself a racial purist ;)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:16,
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pfft
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:16,
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Great, now I'm aroused.
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Ttssattsr ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:06,
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Edible felt and CHEPS!
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. © ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:07,
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This is very strange
and I like it Edit: oh, that was my 777th post. I'd better draw a face on a plane then.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:10,
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:D
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fannycradock ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:44,
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Oh noes!
He has fuel line icing caused by Chinese refuellers not draining the water in the fuel tanks :(
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:00,
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Edible felts sound bloody awful!
I can already feel that "felty" texture on my tongue X(
(
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:10,
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:o
MMMMBL! DUNTCH!
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fannycradock ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:11,
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The Red hams
the horror!
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cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:12,
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Chocolate Ham
bam bam bam bam bam bam bam
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:13,
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hahaha! just read the other; brilliant stuff :D
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:13,
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just checked the blog
brill !
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:19,
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DUNTCH
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:21,
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:D
I want to see this animated on late night tv
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:23,
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I want to see MJ back...but Red Sushi has killed & eaten him :(
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:26,
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Michael Jackson? Christ - all that plastic packaging must have been a sod to get through
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:33,
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Jeah, he still shits glitters ;)
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:34,
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Silence of the Hams
Like it lots
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:32,
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*awards ham star*
woo yay!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:37,
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Time for a paradigm shift
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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:04,
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Serves them bloody well right too.
Woo!
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:06,
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Ronny Cox-tastic!
Cohagen-bulous!
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Smallbrainfield ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:06,
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Ha ha ha!
Needs more floppity MD though ;)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:06,
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He'll be back soon
but I spent a bit of time this weekend (AKA around 12 hours) working on the synopsis of my novel and polishing the first couple of chapters again... And now I've sent it to a literary agent. Eek! This is my first go at getting an agent, so I'm told to expect disappointment, but I was introduced via one of her clients so I'm completely inappropriately hopeful despite my actual chances of success.
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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:17,
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Well as I said the other day,
best of luck fella. I look forward to seeing you on Richard and Judy's Book Club before next year ;)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:19,
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And next on R&J we have the new book by Matazone...
Richard: I liked the bit where the guy gets a chisel through his skull. Judy: I thought the blistering flesh from the battery acid burns really created a sense of pathos...
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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:25,
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Ha ha ha!
Fuck yeah! Chuck in some references to booze and Judy would be certain to select it ;)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:26,
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Ooo, good plan.
Riches shall be mine!
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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:40,
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Hahahah! "Oxygen is for losers!"
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:09,
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afterning peeps
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:00,
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Meats
Gah, crappy cameraphone does not make for very good panoramic source
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:02,
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How attractive :)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:04,
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THE HILLS ARE ALIIIIIIIVE, WITH THE SOUND OF MAXIMINIMUUUUUSSSS....
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fannycradock ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:06,
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noons
Whats a HoS show?
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:12,
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Hero of Switzerland, my little drawing group :D
Somehow my top tips from our site made it into the newsletter this week, I have no idea how/why!
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fannycradock ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:14,
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Heroes of Switzerland.
God, everyone knows that man ;) Where is it Fanny?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:15,
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The Sassoon gallery in swanky Peckham
I'll be singing the details from the roof tops once I've got everything sorted :D We might be having a special musical guest, if I can use my charms correctly.. 'citing!
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fannycradock ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:19,
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Well I shall most certainly pop along to show my support :)
It's only 15 minutes on the train for me :S
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:20,
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YAYS :D
If you or anyone have any ideas of things I can do/things you want to see, I am open to offers - I'm a little frazzled for ideas at the moment.
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fannycradock ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:23,
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*thinks*
Acorns. I like Acorns.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:25,
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I will do an acorn, just for you.
I've even written it down in my special book.
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fannycradock ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:29,
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Yays :D
I just had a look through your blog, and anything like that will certainly make me happy to have visited your show. I like your Dogs KNobs, is that Giacometti inspired?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:32,
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Fanks :D
It wasn't purposely inspired by him, though I am a fan so I suppose subconsciously it was... most of my stuff is done in about three minutes without much thought!
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fannycradock ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:39,
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If I were down that way I would pop in
Sadly I'll be in the shires, where the cows are small and not far away. Edit: Just read that, I'm not calling anyone a cow, it was a Father Ted joke.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:23,
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Sad face.
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fannycradock ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:28,
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If you're using photoshop, you can balance the colour cast of two layers together using curves. Photoshop can also have a stab at this for panoramas itself using the auto-panoramic tool.
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NeoThermic Mon 9 Apr, 22:49, Fri 13 Apr, 16:28, Wed 19 May ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:09,
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Dont have photoshop at work
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:12,
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Travesty! I look forward to the shopped version when you get the time at home then :P
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NeoThermic Mon 9 Apr, 22:49, Fri 13 Apr, 16:28, Wed 19 May ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:16,
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I think I'll take my better camera with me next time
And remember to stitch it at home :P
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:20,
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autostitch is your friend for this :)
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richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:07,
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Haha
Minted lamb?
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Cloudane ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:02,
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*minces*
'Noons
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fannycradock ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:02,
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Ha ha ha!
What happens if you eat them before eight?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:03,
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you turn into a gremlin
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:04,
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Really?
*runs out to buy After Eights* *takes over a skyscraper*
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:11,
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Ha ha ha!
It's funny cos it's mince!
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:05,
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I approve of this kind of silliness
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:23,
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predator
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RBX13 the cake is not a lie ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:47,
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What the shuddering fuck?!??!!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:49,
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I don't think I would
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:49,
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bleurgh.
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fannycradock ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:52,
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:<
This terrifies the liviing bejeeesus out of me.
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wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:55,
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Candle!
Old boarder is old
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:57,
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Crivvens, so I am.
Almost a third of my life wasted spent on b3ta. I'm not sure if I feel proud, or if I'm feeling a big burning ball of shame.
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wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:59,
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happy b3taday wanky art student!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:58,
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happappapappy b3taday!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:00,
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Happy.
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Ttssattsr ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:00,
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Hap.
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fannycradock ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:00,
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:05,
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:'C
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Ttssattsr ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:58,
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Arrrgggghh!!! Kill it with torches and flaming pitchforks, right now!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:00,
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mustah !
if not why ?
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:38,
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I think they are related
they are/were both missing an organ from a pair too have a voo!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:40,
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Arf!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:40,
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Best one, winner...close the compo, stop the press, kill MJ, etc. etc. etc.
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:40,
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Firstly, it is not entered in the compo.
Secondly, it wouldn't fit the compo brief anyway. Thirdly, see below....
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:41,
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*hug*
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:44,
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You think you are going to mollify me that easily?
Never!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:46,
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*suck*
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Necroflange ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:59,
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*wank*
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:06,
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before MJ died he was very much alive and being interviewed by none other than House MD lookalike Hugh Laurie
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:42,
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yeah this is wonderous
(
Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:44,
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What? Michael Jackson...died?
When did this happen?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:46,
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I am going to come to Dutchland
and tattoo the date June 25th 2009 on your forehead so you never forget!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:47,
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In Comic Sans.
74pt.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:48,
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Hahaha
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:49,
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DO IT!
pffft
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:53,
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I would,
but after this, www.b3ta.com/board/9554248 , I am not sure that it will be possible to see it anyway....
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:55,
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Murderer!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:48,
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wasn't that the date that campaigning began for a legislative election in Iraqi Kurdistan?
an historic day
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:50,
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I was thinking more that it was the day
of the Fiesta of Santa Orosia, the Patron Saint of jaca.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:52,
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yes but that's taken for granted isn't it
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:53,
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Not by me!
*invokes protection and fertility of crops*
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:54,
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Fertility of crops?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:55,
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That would be the one :D
Once I didn't do it, and that is where Jaffa oranges come from!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:56,
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MJ KILLER!
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:02,
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silly mediocre
he's not dead - merely resting
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:49,
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I beg to differ....
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:50,
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you should have used a bigger dose
THE SURGEONS AND ACCOUNTANTS ARE REVIVING HIM AS WE SPEAK
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:51,
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Fuck!
I also noticed in the papers yesterday that Janet Jackson has finally noticed the $2 million I nicked.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:53,
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well you have been splashing it about
that diamond encrusted egg-whisk was just pure ostentatiousness
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:54,
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Ha,
I know, but it is so pretty!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:56,
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Hello sir!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:46,
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lol
:)
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:55,
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Excellent.
I like this and have clicked it. Hello, how's the pyromaniac musician?
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:50,
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i have a day off today, yay !
not set fire to anything in ages though.
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:55,
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This is no good
Go out now and find some flammable items and/or persons
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:57,
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ok,
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:02,
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Well done for the day off
pleased to see you are using it productively!
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:02,
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because he did
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RBX13 the cake is not a lie ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:22,
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You know there is a picture of him doing that for real right?
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Victor Meldrew ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:22,
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it's inebidible...
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:23,
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link?
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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:25,
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zelda?
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:28,
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I KNEW SOMEONE WOULD SAY THAT
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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:10,
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INEBIDIBLE! Christ open your fukin ears
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Victor Meldrew ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:30,
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:D
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:34,
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Whut?
Killed millions?
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:23,
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By sitting on their faces
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:31,
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pfft
pictures or it didn't happen!
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:32,
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Redsushi has them all
neatly tucked away in his 'special files'
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:34,
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next to the "I killed MJ" -files.
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:38,
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You do realise that if you keep talking,
you will be next.... All I have to do is send an amusing text to KittyVomit and that's it, you're dead!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:40,
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I'm protected by the 'God Warrior' she screams you to death
"Red Sushi doesn't believe in GOOOOOOOOOOOAAADDDDDDD"
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:41,
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I didn't until I saw Al Murray on tele at the weekend....
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:43,
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:44,
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You are useress to me froppy donkey!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:46,
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But I ruff ru!
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:10,
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:30,
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Oh no! I hope nothing sexy happened after the taking of that photograph
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:31,
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I dread what will become of this pic
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:35,
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HE COMES!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:45,
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:)
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:40,
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YOU ARE USERESS TO ME AREC BAWDRIN!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:42,
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hahaha
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:43,
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I was watching an interview with the aforementioned Arec Bawdrin,
and he was saying that when he takes his kids to school, all the other kids keep saying that to him :D
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:44,
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hahahahaha
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:53,
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i have to watch team america at some stage.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:49,
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You've not seen it?
It is terribly amusing.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:53,
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Adolf "Longnose" Hitler, at your service!!
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Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:08,
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Rightho
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:08,
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Lol what a nice drawing of hitler
here's my entry for this compo
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:09,
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Holy cockflowers!
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:10,
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I Drawed round his glasses...
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Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:11,
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There we go Board-Nazis :)
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Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:18,
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It's not a proper compo without nazis
especially a hitler compo
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:21,
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..the more nazis the better
Said Grampa, he was an explosives expert
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Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:22,
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yeah but
Just because people were in the German army back then, doesn't mean they were all nazi's or interested in fighting.
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:31,
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Ha! These grow in my garden
or they might just be daisies
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:13,
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COCKDAISIES
Brown ones
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:16,
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I saw a fox in my garden yesterday
little bastard was shitting on my cockdaisies and eyeing up my chickens
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:17,
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You have very sexy chickens....
I once raped a Chicken to death...
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:19,
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I'm not the least bit surprised
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:20,
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Nature can be cruel
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:21,
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lol
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:28,
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I can tell you've been practising
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:19,
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Ta!
;)
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:21,
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The detail
is incredible, down to the last hair on the ball (3 per ball, as set by B3ta's high standards)
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Tiffany Aching 's bowl of oatmeal tried to stare her down and won ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:26,
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As a member of the b3ta scrotehaircount committee, what else can I do?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:32,
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DEVITO!!!
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:20,
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:24,
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Not Pocoyo!
You bastardhead!
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:29,
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That's not me kicking him!
Rugby players are bastards!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:37,
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FISH
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:48,
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Rainbow Trouts are well gay!
It is all about the Brown Trout :P
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:49,
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Hahaha
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:33,
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The Evil Exclusives r watching u
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goatsy open wide ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:51,
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Rightho
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:55,
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That's nice, dear.
Tea?
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Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:58,
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Harry Potter and T
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:08,
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Well
that is something special
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:07,
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old sod
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:46,
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accessory to pedantry!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:50,
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Wankwankyuk
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:56,
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Who is that nice old man?
I bet he has some Werthers Originals in his pocket
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:56,
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haha
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Peter_G ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:58,
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We used to drink warm coco and do Nazi drills
and sing kill kill kill the jews but that's all over now
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:09,
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politcal correctness gone mad eh
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:12,
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yeah got fed up with it...jews are hard to find these days
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:13,
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try ebay?
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:15,
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Nah, only Jew ashes there....
maybe try Jew-R-us or Israel...but they fight back over there..
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:17,
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LOL
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:18,
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It was a simpler time
now it's all "iPhone" this and "racial tolerance" that
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:15,
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jeah...
Thank god we have Islam to fix that.
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:18,
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It's the religion of peace dontcha know
a piece of this and a piece of that
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:22,
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hey men
I give every religion that gives me the right to buy and exploit women below the age of 14 a chance.
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:30,
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Amen to that...err..I mean "Allah Ackbar" to that
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:36,
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And the profet knows best....
*pedo cough*
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:40,
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If there's profit in it count me in
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:41,
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he's got someone's hand sticking out of his pocket!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:14,
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Well when you're that old you often need a hand
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:16,
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