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# My brain told me to do it.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:18, archived)
# I watched Hannibal Rising last night :S
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Will you always eat the cheeks now?
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Nothing wrong with a bit of cheek
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Oh, I like this.
:D
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:20, archived)
# haha
delicious
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:21, archived)
# looks delicious!
mmm.... faces.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:22, archived)
# brew?
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:24, archived)
# SPANG!!
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Jewbrew :)
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Haha!
I need to get one of those hats.
How many proof-of-purchases do I need?
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:29, archived)
# too many
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:34, archived)
# I like this very much.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Is this stuff already dead...




That's where I'd have put it anyway.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:13, archived)
# What stuff? Explain this madness
Also: BOOBIES!
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:17, archived)
# rob was scammed by a woman in a low cut top
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Don't we all get scammed by women in low cut top..? That's called a relationship.
more details plz
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:25, archived)
# yeah,
and they don't all let you take photos...
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Not all of us
*Not wanting a relationship dance*
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:33, archived)
# fear it
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Mental wealth!
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Lovely tits but dear god put the face away
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:28, archived)
# I've 'seen' worse
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:31, archived)
#
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Oh no, not her.
Terrifying
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Needs more...

Edit: With a 'tash she looks like Des Lynam.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:30, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:31, archived)
# ha yeh!
beatie ftw!
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 16:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Always thought there was something not right
about that little chap.

(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Indeed
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Are they by any chance related???
I know there's no Tattyshopping here, but thought it was a find worth sharing.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Swap that phone for an iphone
Then you might have a contender AND it will soothe the arse pounding you will probably get for this
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:10, archived)
# wow
thanks
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Any chance you could add more white space please!
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:11, archived)
# For Happy Gilmore, anything!


(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Hahahahahaha

You daft fuck ;)
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Thank you.
Any chance of a touch more?
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:27, archived)
# racist
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:29, archived)
# LACIST!
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Minor TJ

Has anybody read yon blog post of Robs on the front page?
That picture screams image challenge. How would you scam Rob out of £10?
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Yups!
And lets face it, if she'd looked like that, it wouldn't have happened, would it?
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:14, archived)
# job done!
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:12, archived)
# ....
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Hahahaha!
WTF?
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Hahaha
It's the smug club!
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:21, archived)
# FUCK! 3 smugs in one pic, its all too much
c'mon gis another
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Smugs reunited
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Bond's not smug...he's suave!
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Guess so...
There is a fine line though!
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:33, archived)
# too much
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:31, archived)
# The chap down in the lower right hand corner is saying
"This Aussie red really is shit"
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Agghhhhhh!!!
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:42, archived)
# ERROR 4354: SMUG OVERLOAD
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:37, archived)
# fuck me
I think that the three of them together could outsmug paris hilton

(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:37, archived)
# yay!
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Well I for one would like to see them sharing that table!
Not that I can be arsed to make that...

*edit* And lo! It was so! ^
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:12, archived)
# exactly what i thought, its close enough though
perhaps they are smug rivals, kinda like mr bean and his 3 wheeled nemesis
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:15, archived)
#
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Hugh Hitler
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Cor, seamless.
Woo
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Thank you sir
:)
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Is it Lupus!?
Woo!
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:01, archived)
# That is a bit well done
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Thankoo
:D
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:05, archived)
# :O!
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Blimey!
Outstanding, sir.
*clicks*
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Thankyou JP
Are you well sir? \O/
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:09, archived)
# the best of states, thanks!
Yourself?
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Great ta sir!
Ready for the move yet? :)
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Getting there...
slowly, but surely.

;-)
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:27, archived)
# He looks nearly as evil as me :D
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:10, archived)
# You're not evil...
;)
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Wow
really spot on.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Godwarrior
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Geen speld tussen te krijgen
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Ken je de aflevering van de Godwarrior?
beetje oud, maar wel de moeite waard...
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Godwarrior?
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Dit is het einde van de 'Trading Places'(jouw vrouw-mijn vrouw)episode, fucking psychowijf :S
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Ooooh
Yeah! Die kende ik :)

DORK SIDED
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:44, archived)
# lol
god...dat je daar kinderen mee verwekt...:S
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:45, archived)
# you've been tangoed
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:43, archived)
# She's very angry ;)
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Tan god?
I thought that was David Dickinson

\edit Damn your ninja edit
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:44, archived)
# he buys his fake tan by the trolley load
its cheap as chips
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:45, archived)
# oh yeah, compo it mate
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:48, archived)
# why? I didn't draw ...
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:49, archived)
# i think the drawing part of it is out the window at this stage
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:01, archived)
#
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:58, archived)
# \o/
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Nazi!
;)
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:04, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:23, archived)
# *sings the 'I Knew It Was You' song*
:D
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:24, archived)
# By The Crystal Method?
*breaks beats*
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Nah - Shriekback.
Much better version.

;-)

You well, chap?
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:27, archived)
# I yam well. Looking forward to Friday.
How's you?
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Shirking from home \o/
and I have the first person round to view the flat today \o/ \o/
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Fingers crossed they aren't timewasters
My parents are having a nightmare selling their house :(
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:37, archived)
# For my sins, I have the most rotweiler-ish estate agents looking after things for me.
They'll weed out the numpties, I'm hoping.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:39, archived)
# We were hoping that
The agents were told that they weren't even to show anyone around the house unless they had the money ready to make an immediate offer. Yet we've had people who haven't even put their houses on the market :S

Don't want to buy a 5 bedroom house do you ;) It's very cheap
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Is it in Birmingham?
and how cheap?

;-)
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:42, archived)
# North of Derby
And much cheaper than you would expect, £135k and it's detached.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Bit too much of a commute into Brum, sadly.
Compared to a 2 bed flat in Islington, 5 bedrooms and a detached house seems almost other-worldly.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:48, archived)
# You wouldn't want to live there anyway
Not at the moment, there are squatters in the abandoned house on the corner and they make quite a bit of noise.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Eeeek!
Sounds scary.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:50, archived)
# They have lots of sodium halide lamps in one room
And they had a fire a few weeks ago and wouldn't let the SMURFs in.

No prizes for guessing what they're up to.

(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:53, archived)
# hehehe...
Yeah, that's a bit of a giveaway, isn't it?
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Moving to Birmingham? I was there this weekend.
I'm also moving to Coventry myself in a few months.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Aha!
Yep, I'll be heading up in about 4 weeks.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Blimey, that's a quick move
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Not hanging around, no...
Hence I'm hoping the flat sells quickly, can't go on too long paying rent in one place and mortgage in the the other.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Good luck with that.
Some areas are quite nice. My sister lives out in Cotteride which is pretty decent.
My girlfriend lives in the city centre, which is less good.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Ah, I was planning to head for the city centre...
Hmmm, may have to investigate further.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:09, archived)
# There are nice parts, certainly.
However, my girlfriend is a poor student and doesn't live in one of them.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Ha...Have a Arolf Harris
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:29, archived)
# *digereedon'ts*
:)
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:30, archived)
# hahaha, i bet rolf is a right cunt off camera
Roll On the Laugh Flooring
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:32, archived)
# my hair matching algorithm crashed
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
It makes him look like Richard Briers!
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:29, archived)
# he outta get that hole in the wall patched up
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:31, archived)
# That must've taken ages

;)
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Wow that's some serious painting skill right there
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Rated PG. Pretty Gloves
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Bindun I'm afraid, but still good
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Shite

Edit: Bindun twice alreay. Ok 5034 line 'I should pay more attention'
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:21, archived)
# *shudders*
why you go uni old man?
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Doing a degree in Multimedia and Digital Sytems!
Well, thats the plan
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:23, archived)
# cor - new fangled stuff FTMFW
have you given up work to do this?
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Yes
I worked in a burger van! Not much to give up :D
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:26, archived)
# and now you get to eat them for 3 or 4 years!
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Grubbs Burgers in Brighton....
nom nom nom*

*Well, they were very nom during 1990-93...
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Sussex Uni is bloody great. Good for you, sir!
/alumni blog
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Why thankyou
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Someone beat your frog to it
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Nice use of the gloves ;)
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Hitler's Pizza

Sorry to spam the board, it's a bit slow today, isn't it?
Click here for bigger.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Pizza pizza pizza
I may make myself a pizza tonight, depending on how well I have done this week :D
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:10, archived)
# haha *steals his packed lunch*
banana and crisp sandwiches!
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:11, archived)
# But he didn't have beef with the Italians did he?
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:11, archived)
# only cheese afaik
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Arf :)
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:11, archived)
# I like this!
Woo! Yay!
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:11, archived)
#
Shit hits the fan when Hitler's pizza is cold.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:13, archived)
# hah
DARK MEATS PEPPERONI IS CONTAINED WITHIN
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Ah!
Dark pepperoni is worse than dark hams, because they are cured longer o_O
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:15, archived)
# *annexes Domino's*
;-)
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Haha!



(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:18, archived)
# You what?!
Hahahaha
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:21, archived)
# nice style, kinda like a kids book
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Hahaha lovely stuff
:D
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Christ I'm old.

CFB

Someone who's been here longer than me please tell me I haven't wasted my life? :)

edited for BIGGER
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:00, archived)
# 1602 posts in seven years,
nah not completely wasted

nice pic

and happy b3taday
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:02, archived)
# You missed my pun earlier
It was terrible
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:05, archived)
# link me then...
noon btw
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Noons
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Now I know who stole my pun gland!!
also: ouch!!..oh and spang!!
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:13, archived)
# The slow board made me do it
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:14, archived)
# The board has been slow for a few weeks now.
Even I can't speed it up with my top drawer puns!! ;P
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:16, archived)
# I wouldn't say 'wasted'
'frittered' perhaps or maybe 'abandoned'
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Frittered.
I'm going with frittered.

Banana fritters, to be precise.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:06, archived)
# meh
I prefer pineapple
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Wrong!
Pineapple can only be tolerated in juice form. Nothing else is acceptable.

As evidence, the prosecution would like to call this exhibit:

'The Hawaiian Pizza'

My case rests, m'lud.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:09, archived)
# I TOO USED TO BE INTOLERANT OF THE HAWAIIAN PIZZA
BUT I CHANGED MAN, I CHANGED

YOU CAN TOO BROTHER
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Never!
Anchovies, capers, even artichokes are allowed. Pineapple simply is not permitted.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:13, archived)
#
join us, join us, join us, join us, join us
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:15, archived)
# *breaks out the emergency putanesca sauce*
I must resist....
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Not even pineapple in hong kong style sweet and sour prawns?
It's only little tiny chunks
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Now this complicates the issue.
I'm not much of a fan of pineapple in sweet and sour sauces, but it is delicious on pizzas.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:19, archived)
# But pineapple is the ultimate sweet and sour delicacy!
Ripened just right it is both sweet and sour itself, so makes a perfect addition so such a sauce as each tiny bite is like tasting the essence of sweet and sour heaven.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Unfortunately, they normally end up with sweet pineapple with not enough sour.
Making the whole thing rather too sweet and sickly.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:22, archived)
# No, not even that, I'm afriad.
the chunks, no matter how small, have to be removed*.

*so they can later be forced into the gullets of small songbirds, causing them to choke to death.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:20, archived)
# So that's why there are so many pigeons in London
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:22, archived)
# ....and I will dispose of them ALL!
Mwahahahahahaha!
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:23, archived)
# I know brother, I know
the jalapeno, the anchovy, the olive and the peperoni are beautiful bedfellows on the pizza, BUT MAKE ROOM IN YOUR HEART (AND YOUR PIZZA) FOR THE PINEAPPLE. I BESEECH THEE BROTHER GRUNTFUTTOCK! THINK OF THE HAWAIIAN CHILDRENS WHO WILL BE BEATEN IF YOU DO NOT EAT THEIR PINEAPPLY PRODUCT
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:16, archived)
# I just can't.
It's wrong, and not in a sordid 'wrong, but sort of right' way, either.

*shudders*
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:17, archived)
# The only thing wrong with hawaiian pizza
is the finite capacity of my stomach to entertain their delicious nourishing goodness.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:13, archived)
# JOIN WITH ME AND WE CAN SPREAD THE WORD!
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:14, archived)
# *points at the wrong-doers*
Guards! Seize them!
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:15, archived)
# *Fends off guards easily thanks to hawaiian pizza-fueled super muscles*
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:17, archived)
# the benefits are numerous
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Well, it keeps the sick-bag manufacturers in business, I suppose.
;-)

I love pineapple really. Just not on pizza.
They have this fab way of serving them in Vietnam, completely peeled and on a stick, like an ice cream. Absolutely gorgeous.

*drools*
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:23, archived)
# I like the way that Pineapple makes your teeth feel sharper
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:51, archived)
# that's because they *are* sharper
You need to think dog-thoughts and they actually extend!
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:56, archived)
# your kind is outdated and unenlightened
there is only one way forward. it is the way of the pineapple

JOIN THE BROTHERHOOD OF BROMLIACEAE
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:20, archived)
# I will happily burn as a heretic
to maintain this (altogether correct) stance.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:22, archived)
# we'll meet again gruntfuttock
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:26, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Epic!
congratumalations :)
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:02, archived)
# yay!
I've been on here 6 years, 7 months and 6 days, and I assure you I am complete sane

*loads shotgun whilst crying*
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:02, archived)
# :<
*cries too**

*not really
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:04, archived)
# buttercup beats you hands down
b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=1

and god beats buttercup outright

b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=3

bizzarly god is user number 3, not 0, or 1 or even -1 (truth)

but the most regular poster who appears to win is Joel
b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=10
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Arf!
longer, and less posts!

*giggle*
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:10, archived)
# you will need to use your big toe to fire it
or set up some kind of string and pulley system.
or STAY WITH US!
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Not if you use a sawn off!
Or if you've got a cavernous mouth-hole, I suppose.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:07, archived)
# THAT'S JUST MALICIOUS GRAFFITI IN THE GENTS
I think sushi wrote it.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:13, archived)
# I look down on you with my 6 years, 9 months and 29 days
but I look up at him with his 7 years, 0 months and 0 days.


=)
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:09, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Pretend I've been here longer than you.
Of course you haven't wasted your life! All these years of love and laughter... and kittens... and poo. It's got to mean something, right? Of course! In celebration you should post some more absurdity and check back compulsively for the next eight years so you don't miss a single grin.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:03, archived)
# It's a SWAN!
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Well observed!
You have a sticker, you clever boy!
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Spongebob or a Goofy sticker?
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:15, archived)
# You've got a good 6 months on me, you old bastard.
Happy b3taday.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:04, archived)
# *shakes zimmer frame*
Bloody kids! No respect!
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:05, archived)
# You've completely wasted your life
Even the bits that you thought were particularly rewarding counted for naught.

Congrats, btw! Have a Pocki.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Ha ha!
Happy b3taday. You're really upping your post count in this thread!
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Have made more posts than that!
It's just that they were so long ago that they fell off the back of the internet :
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Congrats!
But I'm afraid you may well have...

;-)
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Woo
Happy 7th
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Happy 7th etc
Old?! A mere kitten.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:19, archived)
# HOONK
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Yay for B3ta days :)
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Wasted is too strong a word,
lets say self abused...
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Dark Hams 4

Previous episodes on my blog.
Last one for a bit this one.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:05, archived)
# DO NOT BUY THE DARK HAMS!
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:06, archived)
#
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:12, archived)
# I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING HAMS
ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING ARK!
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:16, archived)
# SHE'S PULLING DOWN HIS Y-FRONTS
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Indeed
SHE IS TOUCHING HIS HAM
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:37, archived)
# HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM
LOVELY HAM , HAM HAM HAM HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:54, archived)
# RACIST!
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:14, archived)
# I AM NOT A RACIST!
I prefer to simply consider myself a racial purist ;)
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:16, archived)
# pfft
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Great, now I'm aroused.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Edible felt and CHEPS!
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:07, archived)
# This is very strange
and I like it

Edit: oh, that was my 777th post. I'd better draw a face on a plane then.
Photobucket
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:10, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Oh noes!
He has fuel line icing caused by Chinese refuellers not draining the water in the fuel tanks :(
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Edible felts sound bloody awful!
I can already feel that "felty" texture on my tongue X(
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:10, archived)
# :o
MMMMBL!
DUNTCH!
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:11, archived)
# The Red hams
the horror!
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Chocolate Ham
bam bam bam bam bam bam bam
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:13, archived)
# hahaha! just read the other; brilliant stuff :D
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:13, archived)
# just checked the blog
brill !
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:19, archived)
# DUNTCH
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:21, archived)
# :D
I want to see this animated on late night tv
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:23, archived)
# I want to see MJ back...but Red Sushi has killed & eaten him :(
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Michael Jackson? Christ - all that plastic packaging must have been a sod to get through
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Jeah, he still shits glitters ;)
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Silence of the Hams
Like it lots
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:32, archived)
# *awards ham star*

woo yay!
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Time for a paradigm shift
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Serves them bloody well right too.
Woo!
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Ronny Cox-tastic!
Cohagen-bulous!
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Needs more floppity MD though ;)
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:06, archived)
# He'll be back soon
but I spent a bit of time this weekend (AKA around 12 hours) working on the synopsis of my novel and polishing the first couple of chapters again... And now I've sent it to a literary agent. Eek! This is my first go at getting an agent, so I'm told to expect disappointment, but I was introduced via one of her clients so I'm completely inappropriately hopeful despite my actual chances of success.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Well as I said the other day,
best of luck fella. I look forward to seeing you on Richard and Judy's Book Club before next year ;)
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:19, archived)
# And next on R&J we have the new book by Matazone...
Richard: I liked the bit where the guy gets a chisel through his skull.
Judy: I thought the blistering flesh from the battery acid burns really created a sense of pathos...
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Fuck yeah!

Chuck in some references to booze and Judy would be certain to select it ;)
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Ooo, good plan.
Riches shall be mine!
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Hahahah! "Oxygen is for losers!"
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:09, archived)
# afterning peeps
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Meats
Gah, crappy cameraphone does not make for very good panoramic source
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:02, archived)
# How attractive :)
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:04, archived)
# THE HILLS ARE ALIIIIIIIVE, WITH THE SOUND OF MAXIMINIMUUUUUSSSS....
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:06, archived)
# noons
Whats a HoS show?
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Hero of Switzerland, my little drawing group :D
Somehow my top tips from our site made it into the newsletter this week, I have no idea how/why!
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Heroes of Switzerland.
God, everyone knows that man ;)

Where is it Fanny?
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:15, archived)
# The Sassoon gallery in swanky Peckham
I'll be singing the details from the roof tops once I've got everything sorted :D We might be having a special musical guest, if I can use my charms correctly.. 'citing!
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Well I shall most certainly pop along to show my support :)
It's only 15 minutes on the train for me :S
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:20, archived)
# YAYS :D
If you or anyone have any ideas of things I can do/things you want to see, I am open to offers - I'm a little frazzled for ideas at the moment.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:23, archived)
# *thinks*
Acorns. I like Acorns.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:25, archived)
# I will do an acorn, just for you.
I've even written it down in my special book.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Yays :D
I just had a look through your blog, and anything like that will certainly make me happy to have visited your show.

I like your Dogs KNobs, is that Giacometti inspired?
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Fanks :D
It wasn't purposely inspired by him, though I am a fan so I suppose subconsciously it was... most of my stuff is done in about three minutes without much thought!
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:39, archived)
# If I were down that way I would pop in
Sadly I'll be in the shires, where the cows are small and not far away.

Edit: Just read that, I'm not calling anyone a cow, it was a Father Ted joke.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Sad face.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:28, archived)
#
If you're using photoshop, you can balance the colour cast of two layers together using curves. Photoshop can also have a stab at this for panoramas itself using the auto-panoramic tool.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Dont have photoshop at work
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:12, archived)
#
Travesty! I look forward to the shopped version when you get the time at home then :P
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:16, archived)
# I think I'll take my better camera with me next time
And remember to stitch it at home :P
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:20, archived)
# autostitch is your friend for this :)
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Haha
Minted lamb?
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:02, archived)
# *minces*
'Noons
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
What happens if you eat them before eight?
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:03, archived)
# you turn into a gremlin
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Really?
*runs out to buy After Eights*

*takes over a skyscraper*
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
It's funny cos it's mince!
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:05, archived)
# I approve of this kind of silliness
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:23, archived)
# predator
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:47, archived)
# What the shuddering fuck?!??!!
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:49, archived)
# I don't think I would
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:49, archived)
# bleurgh.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:52, archived)
# :<
This terrifies the liviing bejeeesus out of me.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Candle!

Old boarder is old
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Crivvens, so I am.
Almost a third of my life wasted spent on b3ta. I'm not sure if I feel proud, or if I'm feeling a big burning ball of shame.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:59, archived)
# happy b3taday wanky art student!
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:58, archived)
# happappapappy b3taday!
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Happy.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Hap.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:00, archived)
#
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:05, archived)
# :'C
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Arrrgggghh!!! Kill it with torches and flaming pitchforks, right now!
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:00, archived)
[challenge entry] mustah !

if not why ?
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:38, archived)
# I think they are related
they are/were both missing an organ from a pair too

have a voo!
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Arf!
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Best one, winner...close the compo, stop the press, kill MJ, etc. etc. etc.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Firstly, it is not entered in the compo.
Secondly, it wouldn't fit the compo brief anyway.
Thirdly, see below....
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:41, archived)
# *hug*
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:44, archived)
# You think you are going to mollify me that easily?
Never!
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:46, archived)
# *suck*
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:59, archived)
# *wank*
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:06, archived)
# before MJ died he was very much alive and being interviewed by none other than House MD lookalike Hugh Laurie
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:42, archived)
# yeah this is wonderous
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:44, archived)
# What? Michael Jackson...died?

When did this happen?
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:46, archived)
# I am going to come to Dutchland
and tattoo the date June 25th 2009 on your forehead so you never forget!
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:47, archived)
# In Comic Sans.
74pt.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:49, archived)
# DO IT!
pffft
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:53, archived)
# I would,
but after this, www.b3ta.com/board/9554248 , I am not sure that it will be possible to see it anyway....
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Murderer!
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:48, archived)
# wasn't that the date that campaigning began for a legislative election in Iraqi Kurdistan?
an historic day
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:50, archived)
# I was thinking more that it was the day
of the Fiesta of Santa Orosia, the Patron Saint of jaca.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:52, archived)
# yes but that's taken for granted isn't it
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Not by me!
*invokes protection and fertility of crops*
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Fertility of crops?
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:55, archived)
# That would be the one :D
Once I didn't do it, and that is where Jaffa oranges come from!
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:56, archived)
# MJ KILLER!
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:02, archived)
# silly mediocre
he's not dead - merely resting
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:49, archived)
# I beg to differ....
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:50, archived)
# you should have used a bigger dose
THE SURGEONS AND ACCOUNTANTS ARE REVIVING HIM AS WE SPEAK
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Fuck!
I also noticed in the papers yesterday that Janet Jackson has finally noticed the $2 million I nicked.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:53, archived)
# well you have been splashing it about
that diamond encrusted egg-whisk was just pure ostentatiousness
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Ha,
I know, but it is so pretty!
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Hello sir!
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:46, archived)
# lol
:)
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Excellent.
I like this and have clicked it. Hello, how's the pyromaniac musician?
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:50, archived)
# i have a day off today, yay !
not set fire to anything in ages though.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:55, archived)
# This is no good

Go out now and find some flammable items and/or persons
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:57, archived)
# ok,
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Well done for the day off
pleased to see you are using it productively!
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:02, archived)
# because he did
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:22, archived)
# You know there is a picture of him doing that for real right?
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:22, archived)
# it's inebidible...
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:23, archived)
# link?
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:25, archived)
# zelda?
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:28, archived)
# I KNEW SOMEONE WOULD SAY THAT
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:10, archived)
# INEBIDIBLE! Christ open your fukin ears
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:30, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Whut?
Killed millions?
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:23, archived)
# By sitting on their faces
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:31, archived)
# pfft
pictures or it didn't happen!
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Redsushi has them all

neatly tucked away in his 'special files'
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:34, archived)
# next to the "I killed MJ" -files.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:38, archived)
# You do realise that if you keep talking,
you will be next....

All I have to do is send an amusing text to KittyVomit and that's it, you're dead!
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:40, archived)
# I'm protected by the 'God Warrior' she screams you to death
"Red Sushi doesn't believe in GOOOOOOOOOOOAAADDDDDDD"
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:41, archived)
# I didn't until I saw Al Murray on tele at the weekend....
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:43, archived)
#
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:44, archived)
# You are useress to me froppy donkey!
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:46, archived)
# But I ruff ru!
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:10, archived)
#
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Oh no! I hope nothing sexy happened after the taking of that photograph
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:31, archived)
# I dread what will become of this pic
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:35, archived)
# HE COMES!
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:45, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:40, archived)
# YOU ARE USERESS TO ME AREC BAWDRIN!
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:42, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:43, archived)
# I was watching an interview with the aforementioned Arec Bawdrin,
and he was saying that when he takes his kids to school, all the other kids keep saying that to him :D
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:44, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:53, archived)
# i have to watch team america at some stage.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:49, archived)
# You've not seen it?
It is terribly amusing.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Adolf "Longnose" Hitler, at your service!!
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Rightho
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Lol what a nice drawing of hitler

here's my entry for this compo
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Holy cockflowers!
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:10, archived)
# I Drawed round his glasses...
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:11, archived)
[challenge entry] There we go Board-Nazis :)
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:18, archived)
# It's not a proper compo without nazis

especially a hitler compo
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:21, archived)
# ..the more nazis the better
Said Grampa, he was an explosives expert
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:22, archived)
# yeah but
Just because people were in the German army back then, doesn't mean they were all nazi's or interested in fighting.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Ha! These grow in my garden
or they might just be daisies
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:13, archived)
# COCKDAISIES

Brown ones
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:16, archived)
# I saw a fox in my garden yesterday
little bastard was shitting on my cockdaisies and eyeing up my chickens
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:17, archived)
# You have very sexy chickens....
I once raped a Chicken to death...
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:19, archived)
# I'm not the least bit surprised
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Nature can be cruel
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:21, archived)
# lol
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:28, archived)
# I can tell you've been practising
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Ta!

;)
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:21, archived)
# The detail
is incredible, down to the last hair on the ball (3 per ball, as set by B3ta's high standards)
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:26, archived)
# As a member of the b3ta scrotehaircount committee, what else can I do?

(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:32, archived)
# DEVITO!!!
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:20, archived)
#
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Not Pocoyo!
You bastardhead!
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:29, archived)
# That's not me kicking him!
Rugby players are bastards!

(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:37, archived)
# FISH
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Rainbow Trouts are well gay!
It is all about the Brown Trout :P
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Hahaha

(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:33, archived)
# The Evil Exclusives r watching u
Photobucket
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Rightho
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:55, archived)
# That's nice, dear.
Tea?
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Harry Potter and T
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Well

that is something special
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:07, archived)
# old sod
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:46, archived)
# accessory to pedantry!
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Wankwankyuk
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Who is that nice old man?
I bet he has some Werthers Originals in his pocket
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:56, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:58, archived)
# We used to drink warm coco and do Nazi drills
and sing kill kill kill the jews

but that's all over now
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:09, archived)
# politcal correctness gone mad eh
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:12, archived)
# yeah got fed up with it...jews are hard to find these days
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:13, archived)
# try ebay?
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Nah, only Jew ashes there....
maybe try Jew-R-us or Israel...but they fight back over there..
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:17, archived)
# LOL
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:18, archived)
# It was a simpler time
now it's all "iPhone" this and "racial tolerance" that
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:15, archived)
# jeah...
Thank god we have Islam to fix that.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:18, archived)
# It's the religion of peace dontcha know
a piece of this and a piece of that
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:22, archived)
# hey men
I give every religion that gives me the right to buy and exploit women below the age of 14 a chance.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Amen to that...err..I mean "Allah Ackbar" to that
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:36, archived)
# And the profet knows best....
*pedo cough*
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:40, archived)
# If there's profit in it count me in
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:41, archived)
# he's got someone's hand sticking out of his pocket!
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Well when you're that old you often need a hand
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:16, archived)

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