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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:47, archived)

Lovely!

That could genuinely confuse people! :D

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..wil, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:51, archived)

*click*

*click* *click*
My favorite so far :D

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Frogbeat, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:51, archived)

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:46, archived)

Ha!

nice!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:49, archived)

Not compo'd, obviously... but need to rid myself of the thought.

Source: farm4.static.flickr.com/3431/3199026588_39f0e57643.jpg

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:44, archived)

Pfft

but I like

clicks

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:45, archived)

Ta!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:51, archived)

"You'll never put a better bit of butter in your Wife"

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:45, archived)

Arf!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:46, archived)

Easily spreadable?

{;-)

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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:14, archived)

I take it this is the interior of Miss Hilton's bucket cludge, correct?

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:46, archived)

Good God, what a thought.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:48, archived)

Horrific an image as it is, it did spawn the phrase 'bucket cludge', which I'm rather pleased with.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:51, archived)

And so you should be!

Every cloud, 'n all...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:54, archived)

Cludge

is such a satisfying word/concept.

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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:15, archived)

fake, no bum sex

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:46, archived)

Oh, there is. Over there in the corner.

It's difficult to make out*, but there all the same.

*double entendre Pfft!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:48, archived)

pffft...

Did anyone else see that story of the guy who was 'shocked' to find Tango putting subliminal messages on his can?

www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2498935/Tango-can-spells-out-obscenity.html

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:47, archived)

I'm surprised he noticed inbetween his pie-consuming activities.

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:50, archived)

The 'O' makes it.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:53, archived)

Coincidence

yeah, right.
*imagines marketeers cackling*

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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:18, archived)

Also starring Gwynneth Paltrow

I can't let you post that in a new thread, Enzyme

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:47, archived)

hehehehe....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:55, archived)

Pure class!

*click* :)

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Ninj, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:02, archived)

Cheers, Ninj

everyone's been kind enough not to point out the blatant error, too

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:19, archived)

Pffft

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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:12, archived)

Pray for...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:44, archived)

Hahaha!

Gem!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:45, archived)

bless you

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:55, archived)

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:39, archived)

very nice indeed

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:42, archived)

Fantastische.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:43, archived)

i love that

its fantastic! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:43, archived)

That is rather superb!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:44, archived)

Wonderfully done.

*applauds*
*clicks*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:45, archived)

Splendid!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:48, archived)

Very good

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:50, archived)

Nice

Forgetting it's a merge jobby, I think it'd make a nice poster for a real Jurassic Park film.

(LokiMD, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 18:38, archived)

*Legs it*

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Ninj, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:37, archived)

pffffft, you loon ninj

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:38, archived)

hahah

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:43, archived)

All I'm seeing is Charles Hawtrey

that was you weren't it, Ninj?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:44, archived)

Yes sir...

...you can't beat a bit of Hawtrey :)

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Ninj, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)

I confess,

I used to get those two films confused.

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ClanSoul, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:45, archived)

Hahahaha

I did think about this on the way in this morning!

Damn you!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:49, archived)

Excellent.

He is the most eminently punchable person, however.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:52, archived)

After Ronaldo, shirley?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:56, archived)

Oh, he's way up the list.

Will Ferrell features quite prominently, too.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:57, archived)

Two words. Adam. Sandler.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:06, archived)

they don't like the blue steel sir

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 23:45, archived)

HAHA!

WINNER!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 19:00, archived)

Latest image of the Olympic Stadium published

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geekchic, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:21, archived)

Ring is around the wrong finger: back to the drawing board

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:27, archived)

Haha! You said 'ring'...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:28, archived)

Phwoar!!!

I bet that tastes salty!
:D

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ClanSoul, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:29, archived)

*licks*

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:30, archived)

*films*

*spluffs*

Profit!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:43, archived)

hmmmm, something vaguely circular.......

IT MUST BE GOATSE! OMGROFL!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:28, archived)

Quick! Open a can of seams

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:30, archived)

I can't believe you got the wedding ring not only on the wrong hand

but the wrong fucking finger, on the wrong fucking hand.

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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:30, archived)

kids today eh.

why are they not more familiar with the intricate details on their extreme anal gaping pics?

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:34, archived)

Olympics and Goatse?

Now where have I seen that before ages ago?

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:31, archived)

I think it was in the Thames.

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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:32, archived)

THESE ARE MY LAST SHOWS IN LONDON THIS REALLY IS IT

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:35, archived)

memoirs of a geisha/the silence of the lambs

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:09, archived)

COOL

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:11, archived)

this is rather nice

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:15, archived)

ooh nice

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:16, archived)

That's good

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ClanSoul, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:17, archived)

Nice one!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:18, archived)

very very cool :)

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:24, archived)

All of the goods.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:31, archived)

Freddy Does Elm Street

(McGeorge, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:01, archived)

Well THAT'S wrong!

*click*

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..wil, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:02, archived)

Your Snakes on an airplane was very nicely done :)

I wanted to do the snake joined in with the plane, but I am shit.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:08, archived)

Nice

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:02, archived)

Well, Ding Dong!

In other news : Just finished uploading more photos to a microstock site. Thinking up keywords is bloody tedious!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:02, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha

unchallengeentry it

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:09, archived)

*actual laugh*

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:09, archived)

hahaha

ewwtastic!

(Roxon, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:37, archived)

Slice up the rich, give the poor vengeance

(Uhmfhshhghd, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:56, archived)

Needs more Maid Marion in a yellow jumpsuit :)

Nice

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:01, archived)

That would be a little too on the "furry" side pour moi.

(Uhmfhshhghd, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:04, archived)

Well fair enough then :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:04, archived)

small cuts

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:54, archived)

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:54, archived)

hehehe

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:55, archived)

In my humble opinion, that is the best and most horrible thing you have ever done

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:55, archived)

i think your right!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:56, archived)

So er...need some cellotape?

nicely done sir...one of your best

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:57, archived)

hahaa

just a bit :) thanks

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:00, archived)

That's both horrible and brilliant at the same time.

Outstanding!

*clicks*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:58, archived)

woop

thank you sir!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:00, archived)

Thas horrible!

*click*

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..wil, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:58, archived)

yaya cheers!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:01, archived)

NIPPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, and you appear to have a paper cut or two

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:01, archived)

yaaaaaay

nipples :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:08, archived)

Whoa that's good

Assuming it's 'shopped and not actually a photo of a little incident at the morgue or something.
Shame it'll get buried by threadrush, it deserves to spend time on the page.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:03, archived)

hahah

yes slightly shopped :D i didnt realise it was new compo day or i'd have saved it :( never mind! :)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:09, archived)

Same thing [almost] happened to me.

I decided to fill the non-post void by making something for the compo :D

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ClanSoul, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:27, archived)

christ, that's proper grim

and very well done

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:04, archived)

thank you!

:) i'm trying to improve - i've gotten lazy! :)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:09, archived)

wow, thats fucking classic!

*click*

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:11, archived)

thank you!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:20, archived)

Holy Mcfuck

That's cocking brilliant.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:13, archived)

woop

cheers :)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:21, archived)

I've done that

it looked exactly like that

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:18, archived)

hahahaaa

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:21, archived)

fucking awesome #:)

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:24, archived)

woop thank you!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:41, archived)

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ClanSoul, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:26, archived)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:41, archived)

Beautiful, really like it.

Clean work there doc! How did you manage to cut through the bone and not some viens? *click*

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Q4nobody, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:27, archived)

hahah

i'm not 100% sure on that - let me get back to you! the way i see it - the arms been ripped apart (yeah that'll do! )

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:42, archived)

Brilliant surgical arts.

Stunningly grim.
*click*

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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:32, archived)

thank you!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:42, archived)

wrong way

it's along the vein not across it.....

(The Director of Directing, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:35, archived)

damn it

fundamental mistake! :

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:43, archived)

that'll be sore in the morning

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:43, archived)

hahhaa

just a tad!:D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:54, archived)

Wooo!

Brilliant work. Top notch!

(batboy ...is it beer o'clock yet??!, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:53, archived)

thank you!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:54, archived)

Amazing work sir

But can I Woo it?
Oh ok.... Woo! :D

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Frogbeat, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:55, archived)

thank you sir!

btw - did you add me on facebook??

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:58, archived)

Yes i tried!!

RJ!

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Frogbeat, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:10, archived)

ahhh

i thought it was - i shall add you :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:13, archived)

ooooooh

that rather a bit bloody good is say
*click*

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:05, archived)

thank

you :)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:07, archived)

This is awesome.

Reminds me of Dexter.

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zoldergoose, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:21, archived)

one day

i will have to watch that :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:22, archived)

brilliant!

*click*

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enceladus, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 21:08, archived)

thank you

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 8:05, archived)

Noongs

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:49, archived)

I read that as "A tale of wogs"

Lovely pickage

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:50, archived)

hahaha

although most models are snap together now so the mongs don't glue their hands to their eyes

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:51, archived)

oh you kids and your glue

...and your music

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:52, archived)

Hee =)

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:53, archived)

In other news: I just helped save a half dead cat that was stuck!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:55, archived)

well done

you're a hero!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:01, archived)

Saved it... for dinner

Waste not, want not.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:04, archived)

Yay

I'm sure if the situation was reversed, it would have severed your spinal cord with a claw and watched you slither around on your stomach for a while.

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fuscous, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:05, archived)

Heheh...they used up all the glue sticking to eachother

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:56, archived)

arf

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:01, archived)

Extra points for using Lewis "I used to win, you know" Hamilton's model kit.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:03, archived)

heh heh!

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:03, archived)

such depth of sadness :)

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:25, archived)

Dancing with the stars

style reference

(_ULu_, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:49, archived)

How gay is that poster?

Like SRSLY?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:49, archived)

The moon, a wolf, an indian , a lot of airbrush ... i'd say pretty gay

(_ULu_, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:51, archived)

I forgot to say that I rather like it

Nice one

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:52, archived)

th WOLF IS AWESM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:52, archived)

ya but dude hes like goin get me away from dese fags n shit, yeh? LOL

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:52, archived)

ROFL WOFS HAYT GAYZ

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:53, archived)

TRU DAT

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:54, archived)

It's very happy, isn't it....

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:52, archived)

I really want this t-shirt

stephandeprouw.tumblr.com/post/138304841/words-cannot-describe-how-cool-this-is

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:55, archived)

dude that tee is da shit

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:56, archived)

I NO

I need one

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:58, archived)

WTF!!???!!!

Unicorn Hippos?

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

*runs away screaming*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:05, archived)

You love it

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:11, archived)

That's rather fab!

this is the sort of thing I was expecting from the compo

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:51, archived)

That's no moon

oh wait......

(The Director of Directing, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:52, archived)

Hahahahahaha

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:52, archived)

haha

Didn't Bat For Lashes use the wolf/moon pic as their bacdrop at Glasto?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:54, archived)

One of those you get in your head and you HAVE to do it...

Original Elm Street Poster

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..wil, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:48, archived)

Ahaaaa

Clever :D

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ClanSoul, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:49, archived)

excellent :)

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:49, archived)

pea from the Extreme Panto Image Challenge

(1.618..., Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:38, archived)

still great

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:39, archived)

makes you wonder what's in the box

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:40, archived)

Love the above

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:47, archived)

What's in the box?

Courtesy of 'the hedgehog can never be buggered at all'

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:50, archived)

dayamn! that's ace :)

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:40, archived)

moving great

(NickBlinko Papas Adrianas, Papas Adrianas, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:40, archived)

that is ace

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:41, archived)

Nice but don't pea in a new thread :(

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ClanSoul, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:41, archived)

Excellent work

But as people have said, please don't start new threads with pee

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:45, archived)

'Noon Trelly!

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ClanSoul, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:47, archived)

Most courteous felicitations of the after noon to thee

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:48, archived)

How's it going? :]

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ClanSoul, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:50, archived)

Most braw

I have consumed soup and ice cream, and I now have coffee. And none of that instant rubbish.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:04, archived)

Very, very good indeed.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:31, archived)

i'll just add a pea of my own here...

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djol, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:59, archived)

Woo Yay Hoopla

Top FP!

One of the finest posts i've ever seen on b3ta to be honest

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:44, archived)

Nothing happens.

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ClanSoul, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:33, archived)

hehe, I love this

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:34, archived)

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ClanSoul, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:35, archived)

That film should have been called

TOMORROW2 for even more Emerich ridiculousness

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:35, archived)

OMG THE CGI FLAG HAS FROZEN SOLID

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:36, archived)

ZOMG IT HAPPENED IN LIKE 0.000002 SECONDZ

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:36, archived)

Seriously how can you supercool a flag?

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ClanSoul, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:37, archived)

THE TINY PARTICLES OF AWESOM CGNESS THAT HOLD IT TOGETHER CAN DO ANYTHING

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:38, archived)

ITS MUST BE LIKE SUPER COOLED AIR FROM SPACE OR SUMTHING

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:38, archived)

ONLY DENNIS QUAID WITH A SLEDGE CAN SAVE US NOW

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:39, archived)

SCRAPE THE TEARS FROM HIS FROZEN BEARD

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:39, archived)

and suck on them like life saving diamonds of awesome

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:40, archived)

Dude, they like totaly burnd teh books in the libree.

Those wolfs were awesom

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:42, archived)

books are only good for fuel man

wofs RUL!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:43, archived)

books are made of like wood an shit

books suck they shud of burnt teh bibel LOL

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:44, archived)

hehehehe

Two cack film smashed together

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:35, archived)

I enjoyed Groundhog Day.

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ClanSoul, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:37, archived)

how exactly is it shit young man?

I want an essay on my desk by home time

Your quick edit won't save you, you called it shit, no one calls Bill Murray's top turn in that film shit

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:38, archived)

I removed it because I can't actually remember much about it SO SHUSH HAPPYTOAST.

SHUSH.

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ClanSoul, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:39, archived)

I enjoyed Groundhog Day.

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4Q just lurking, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:38, archived)

I enjoyed Groundhog Day.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:39, archived)

Is it still Groundhog Day? I hadn't noticed

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:39, archived)

Groundhog day is rather ace

The other film on the other hand is a pile of shock-frozen dogshit.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:40, archived)

hahaha :D

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:41, archived)

Best line ever.

She's so sexy.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:42, archived)

That films irritates me in ways I find it hard to describe

I'm glad that big fat cunt died. GLAD, I TELL YA.

I do cry at the poem though.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:43, archived)

Oi! Groundhog day is is ace

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:37, archived)

seen it to many times

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:39, archived)

are you sure?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:41, archived)

yes

I wake up every day and it is playing

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:44, archived)

Groundhog day is rather ace

The other film on the other hand is a pile of shock-frozen dogshit.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:37, archived)

A WHITE hole?

edit: fuck you all then

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:41, archived)

the two together and Groundhog wins at being better

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:41, archived)

very cleverly done :D

and smashingly shopped :)

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:37, archived)

Cheers :]

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ClanSoul, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:40, archived)

huzzah

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:19, archived)

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:29, archived)

ooo,nicley

(im having major phtoshop block with this challenge)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:30, archived)

still wouldn't save it from being rubbish :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:30, archived)

true

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:32, archived)

not woth it's own thread

but have a gayshift pearoast of a garden-path zalgo:

Clicky for biggy

EDIT/ how rude...woosome pic btw.

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thiswasmyclone, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:31, archived)

Path pubes!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:33, archived)

oooh, lovely

we have grass like that in our garden

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:34, archived)

kill it now!

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thiswasmyclone, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:35, archived)

as it's now official....

I shall pea here

Click for wallpaper (138 kb)

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4Q just lurking, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:32, archived)

Excellent work

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:34, archived)

thanks

i was beginning to think i was on everyone's ignore list, what with the regrettable choice of user name...

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4Q just lurking, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:36, archived)

nice!

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:09, archived)

mmm... rings

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:20, archived)

Nicely done!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:21, archived)

hahaha

I would pay to see that!

I'm having ham, mustard and gherkins on ryvita. Yays!

What's everyone else having?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:21, archived)

A lovely time, thanks!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:23, archived)

You are in Bangor

AICMFP.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:24, archived)

Jesus Christ, no!

Don't even say that in jest!

*fears*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:25, archived)

*Wicker Mans*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:26, archived)

*cuddles with jack*

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:26, archived)

*opens bottle of cider*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:31, archived)

A cigarette and a nervous breakdown.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:23, archived)

That's a Smiths album isn't it?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:24, archived)

if they ask you if you want to go to the local nut house, tell them to fuck off

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:25, archived)

yeah, that's only for squirrels

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:26, archived)

Hahahaha best of all the teenage replies.

How's you, Sir?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:26, archived)

i'm ok, apart from the puking this morning

how are you, Sire?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:28, archived)

Yeah alright apart from going to w**k this morning

Having to earn a living - all of that gubbins.

I feel life owes me a living, and that I should be able to swan around and do as I please at someone else's expense.

Is that so wrong?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:37, archived)

Work is all kinds of wrong

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:38, archived)

Hahaha

I WORK for the local nut house.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:28, archived)

I got asked if I wanted to go to the Oxford nut house for my own safety, I told them no

The last place I wanted to be

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:30, archived)

MUSH

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:23, archived)

They not got you onto solids yet?:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:24, archived)

I've only just given up the teat

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:24, archived)

No you haven't :P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:27, archived)

Insincerity with a side order of condescending irony

All served with a glaringly cold smile.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:23, archived)

on ryvita?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:24, archived)

Naan.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:25, archived)

you're haning it on your nan?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:26, archived)

I'm sorry chap I'm not understanding your banter.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:27, archived)

*hands A Vagabond the special Riverghost 'translation glasses' *

here, these might help.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:30, archived)

erm

That's a penguin!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:37, archived)

hahaha!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:57, archived)

Oh my!

Those aren't glasses!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:38, archived)

having even:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:30, archived)

maybe her leg had just grow?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:32, archived)

yum

i've had some roast chicken sandwiches and a banana.

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:24, archived)

maybe some more dry toast

Because I was puking this morning

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:25, archived)

I just had a mars bar

to supplememnt my coffee and fags diet

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:26, archived)

veggie samosa

and a cheese sandwich :)

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:30, archived)

I'd put some pig in there if I were you!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:31, archived)

i was sorely tempted :)

i've been veggie during the week for a year now though, for climate change purposes :)

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:33, archived)

Well it's warmer now so you can!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:37, archived)

haha :D

*seeks pig*

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:46, archived)

Hahaha

Yes!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:22, archived)

Cracking stuff, Mr S!

*clicks*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:23, archived)

nicely done, sir!

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:23, archived)

awesome

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:24, archived)

niiiiiiice

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:24, archived)

This challenge

is full of WIN

(VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:25, archived)

I think you'll find it's called 'le WIN'

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:26, archived)

Hahaha,

nice one.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:25, archived)

spiffing!

jolly, jolly spiffing :)

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:32, archived)

Likes!

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..wil, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:00, archived)

Hahahah good one!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:03, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:19, archived)

Oh, this is great!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:20, archived)

Masterful sir!

*clicks* :D

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Ninj, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:23, archived)

The slut!

woo

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:23, archived)

fuck yeah :)

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:34, archived)

OH GOOD LORD!

Too much to click today!

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..wil, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:01, archived)

The 'Positives' to 'Swine Flu : Part 1:

(mr_mekon, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:10, archived)

COMPO IT

(__, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:11, archived)

Straight from the BBC news front page

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:11, archived)

Do the BBC use Size 16 font now?

(__, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:12, archived)

Do they proof read things before putting it on the site?

Yeah they do use size 16 font

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:17, archived)

sorry, can you circle the joke or clever shopping with a big red marker please

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:12, archived)

Pfft!

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:13, archived)

I'm just glad I haven't spent an hour crafting something

only to have it pushed down the page by some cut and paste job from the Daily Mail site

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:15, archived)

Yep.

I know exactly what you mean.

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:18, archived)

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:15, archived)

hahaha

snort

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:16, archived)

If I cared I would have gone on the bbc to find out myself

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Cae1, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:13, archived)

I don't quite know what to say to this, so I'm going to fart aggressively and hope for follow-through.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:15, archived)

*riffles through big bag o' images*

Aha! The original!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:19, archived)

one day I shall own one of those

and hang it on the wall

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:19, archived)

I'll get you a High-res version prepared.

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:20, archived)

Always a pleasure :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:30, archived)

1997 INTERNET NEWS STYLE REAPPEARS 12 YEARS LATER ON INTERNET

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:15, archived)

You've rather missed the point of this site, haven't you?

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:17, archived)

Fail

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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:19, archived)

Given the busy nature of the board

With peoples hard worked on compo entries, this new thread is off the mark.

Better luck next time. A good start would be to think of something funny and then make it in picture form.

(Uhmfhshhghd, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:20, archived)

hahaha

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:24, archived)

"Mildly famous woman has variant on flu that has so far killed a fraction of the number of people who die from normal flu every year... special report at 10pm"

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:25, archived)

Ooooooh, satire!

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:31, archived)

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