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[challenge entry] In the mid 90s my mate had a pager which you had to call a helpdesk to type out the message. Seemed silly.
Photobucket
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:43, archived)
# oh?
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:50, archived)
# I don't understand a word of what is going on there
I'm officially dead
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:56, archived)
# *sniff*
Dixon, who died on b3ta today, was probably a great bloke, but we'll never know...

*segues into that poem they did in 4 weddings and a funeral :

STOP ALL THE CLOGS, TURN DOWN THE TELEVISION
PREVENT THE DOG FROM BARKING BY BONING IT...
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 22:07, archived)
# everytime I phoned those the stupid twats would never give the right message out
so fuck them!

retrospectively
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Barry
"wow, teletext read my mind"
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 22:06, archived)
# GAZ IM ME

(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 22:08, archived)
# HELP!...
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:41, archived)
# Clarkson baby has rigor mortis and sunglasses
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:42, archived)
# LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR..........MONKEYGOOSE!
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:43, archived)
# save me monkey goose...
...i hate monkey geese!
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:44, archived)
# TO THE MONKEYGOOSEMOBILE!
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:45, archived)
# oh man...
...there's alot of shit in here!...Who's driving?
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:49, archived)
#
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:45, archived)
# I'M HEP TO THA JIVE
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:47, archived)
# Is he.....nevermind.
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You mental!
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Hahahaha
Yay!
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Oooooooh . . . geeeeeeeeeze . . . it's a long way down !
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:44, archived)
# fall forever!
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 22:20, archived)
# Gravity of the sichuashon !
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 22:25, archived)
# a poor-man's valin...
... :D
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 22:29, archived)
# Still . . . hot enough to trot !
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 22:34, archived)
# Marvellous


(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:45, archived)
# hahaha ... good one!
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:51, archived)
# months of planning went into this one*...
...*lies.
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:53, archived)
# Ha!
Brilliant..
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Found this on Facebook
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:37, archived)
# GTFO
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:38, archived)
# ayeeeeeees?
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:41, archived)
# D:
wh.....
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:38, archived)
# oh dear
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Indeed, man in background.
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:40, archived)
# INDEED
 

 
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Haha
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 22:41, archived)
# ._O
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:40, archived)
# That's nice dear.



(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:40, archived)
# This board is for stuff you've made yourself.
If you post other people's stuff, b3tans will be rude to you.

kthxbai
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:41, archived)
# I hear fail is the new black.
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:41, archived)
# -_-
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:42, archived)
#
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:46, archived)
# OMG
LOL
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:49, archived)
# What the fuddering shuck?!?


(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:50, archived)
# This is exactly why the Americans lost in Vietnam.
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:51, archived)
# this...
...funny.
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:52, archived)
# in case you missed it last time around the block
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:59, archived)
# YES!
It goes with everything..
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 22:03, archived)
# I found this on Facebook too

(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Yeah but I first saw that on FreeFreebaseBase
the free base for all your Freebase requirements.
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:52, archived)
# noway...
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:57, archived)
#
 

 
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 22:26, archived)
# it's the wtf is that, that completes the image
:D
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 22:01, archived)
# I made a silly...
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:31, archived)
# I am printing this and taking it in to Thomas Cook
And demanding to go there.
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Hahaha! What an excellent idea!
Podcast or it didn't happen! ;)
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Whaddaya mean you don't fly there, it's in the window!
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Hahaha!
And I wish to buy a wasp, too!
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 22:25, archived)
# woo
and yay
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:35, archived)
# But my wine bottle says 11.5%
Nice :)
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Wallpaper size!
WANT!
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Sorry but I usually do stuff on here the size it's posted as,
there's seldom a larger version and I'm afraid that's the case here...
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Well then I'm afraid you and I have a problem.
*begins sharpening my harpoon*
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:40, archived)
# INVERSE KABOOM!
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:35, archived)
# For whom the atoll tolls . . .
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:36, archived)
# this is very awesome :D
also, what the gentleman bastard said
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:36, archived)
# I can't decide whether this is the world's most awesome cocktail
or a nuke set off on Pluto, that instantly froze, but retained enough inner heat to generate the growth of matter
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:40, archived)
# I really can't figure out what's going on here
and I love it :D
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Oh god thats good Woo!
Thats one way for them to get off the island!
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:42, archived)
# a thing of beauty...
...really.
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Fantastic!
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:47, archived)
# wow.. nicely!
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:53, archived)
# Niiiice.
Biggerer?
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Nuclear, baby!
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 22:06, archived)
# I hear the southern coast of Bespin's Cloud City is lovely at this time of year
:)
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 0:36, archived)
# I say,
teletext this week, eh?
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:09, archived)
# What does Sir Snail make of that?
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:10, archived)
# Can't think of a thing
old chap.
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Are you going to join in Sir Snail?

/blank
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:13, archived)
# What ho, old bean!
Spiffing monocle!
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:17, archived)
# Yes
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:21, archived)
# WHATO!
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:21, archived)
#  
Ghastly business with those slugs, what what?
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:22, archived)
# indeed!
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:28, archived)
# Homeless buggers!
They need a job. Or an inhetirance! Nyah nyah nyah nyaaaaah!
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:35, archived)
# I have that pipe!
I believe :)
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:23, archived)
# nice
how does he light his pipe?
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:23, archived)
# Light his own pipe?
He rings for the butler.
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:26, archived)
# Hat up to you too !
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:29, archived)
# I like that snail.
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:48, archived)
# i like the cut of your jib.
and gin with tonic.
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 23:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Fun for all the family


He's a cheeky little scamp!!!
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:04, archived)
# Looks a lot like you've just added hair and a swastika to an image on this page
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:09, archived)
# 7/64?
Show me more!
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:12, archived)
# I wonder if any b3tans work for the teletext/ceefax people
They should add a page with the b3ta logo on 777 or something. They would then win this compo hands down.
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:15, archived)
# It would appear that way.
it was calling out for it..
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Although I am glad you posted this image
Because it has all of the possible teletext colours on it. Anyone who uses any others is cheating.

Unless their suggestion to save teletext is partly to add more colours.

Which would make sense.

So maybe they have a point.

Fair enough.
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:19, archived)
# I clicked.
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Hold on
Let me just plug my laptop into my 48" tv!
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:14, archived)
#  
HERE SHITLER
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:21, archived)
# He really IS a cheeky little scamp, you're right.
You can't stay angry with him.
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Let's Cook!

(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:02, archived)
# hahawhat
evenin all
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:03, archived)
# Hello up there ^
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:26, archived)
# That's about the size of it . . . I agree !
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Look around you!
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:57, archived)
# nice
but, when was April 04 September? :D
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:01, archived)
# it was on the noon of the twelth of octobberry
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:09, archived)
# actually
it was just after the thirty-second of jilember, before the half of wedtuesday. 6pm SHARP!
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Sep was the year
Oh what a year
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:16, archived)
# it must've dragged on a bit though
if that clock is anything to go by
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:26, archived)
# It was an leap year two !
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Pongtastic action !
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Same old jokes....
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:53, archived)
# 687 sux! Nyah nyah nyah!
;)
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:00, archived)
# 68...
or b&
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:02, archived)
# If only Ceefax had developed?
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:27, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:29, archived)
# lols
:0
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Hehe
When will you learn not to post at 5am proper time! :)
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Ceefax
Ceefax run
run Ceefax run
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:44, archived)
# STOP STEALING MY JOKES YOU CUNT
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:33, archived)
#
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:34, archived)
# They'd be feeling luckier . . .
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:51, archived)
[challenge entry] lovley twinkle
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:11, archived)
# It like when the weather is bad and teletext/ceefax goes all shit
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:13, archived)
# yeah not having a dish i suffer from that a lot, well used to, me dunst watch de tella anymorez
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:15, archived)
# we wont get digital here until they turn of the analogue
Don't watch enough to get sky or cable
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:20, archived)
# *puts on Air, Moon safari*
Teletext tha staaaarrrssss.........
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Yes . . . they all come out at night !
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Evening B3ta!
Sooooo Car crash last week, The house I'm living in has been sold and I have 3 weeks to move out and I got told today I may be made redundant........... I don;t want to be an ant...... That would suck!

On the upside I have some beer in the freezer :-)

Kettles going on soon anyone want a cuppa? Took the slaves ages to make enough to go around! :-)

(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:10, archived)
# HAAPY BERTDY
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:10, archived)
# Thanks :-)
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:12, archived)
# Sorry to hear the news - but closed doors/opened doors and all that
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Indeed!
It'll give me a chance to update my website for a start!
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Happy day!
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:11, archived)
# Ta Too!
:-)
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:12, archived)
# YOU'RE ON FIRE!
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:12, archived)
# It buuuuuurrrrrnnnnssssss!
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:15, archived)
# man that is mega shit news :(
woo the pic
happy candle day
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Meh could be worse!
I like to think of it as possible upcoming holiday......... With added ebaying of stuff :-)

Also, thanks! Wooo one year!
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:15, archived)
# I am doing a lot of ebaying and musicmagpie
if you have a job getting rid of some music/games/dvds try music magpie, you might not get a lot for some things but it does mean you get rid of it and make 100% monies on it
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Ooohhh cool, I'l have a shufty at that.
I've got some fairly rare stuff that I should probably flog before they all go blue ray and the price drops! :-)
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:25, archived)
# check it on musicmagpie first, they give you a price there and then, they might offer you more
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:27, archived)
# I dunno, got any Earl Grey?
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Always!
Do you put any milk in it?
*eyes suspicously*
*wonders about his spelling ability*
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Certainly not!
*can't spell either*
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:22, archived)
# No tea should have milk in it
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Earl Grey, hot
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:20, archived)
# at least you got your health
:D
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:19, archived)
# That's the spirit that man!
And it'll mean i can get back to my naturaul body clock of going to bed at 1am and waking up at 10am :-)
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Hotty b3ta fire day !
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:19, archived)
# lovely fire anim is lovely
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Ooohhh thanks for that
'tis rather spiffing!
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Happy candles
And what a splendid idea, I'm just off to put the kettle on meself.
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:57, archived)
# I get fed up with facebook ads...
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:45, archived)
# She' beeeoootifulll
The nineties were shit for music. Discuss.
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:46, archived)
# You're shit for music.

(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:46, archived)
# YOU'RE 90's
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:00, archived)
# it was the same as every decade for music
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:47, archived)
# Bah
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:00, archived)
# there was just more shite in front of the good stuff during the 90's
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:03, archived)
# The Javelin, a long pole that ancient greeks threw at eachother for limited personal amusement.
Discus.

:)
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:49, archived)
# They need to set it on fire or make it fire glitter as it flys
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:51, archived)
# such madness is the madness of epic hollywood realistic historical epics
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:51, archived)
# the classic one for hollywood epics is that everyone is so clean and every where is spotless
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:54, archived)
# that's because these people are heroic
but no, that doesn't mean they can emmigrate to the land of the free. :)
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:55, archived)
# but they do all get sweaty
Many of them have homosexual undertones to them
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:57, archived)
# yes.. the fight scenes
"YOU ARE AS STRONG AS AN OX"
"AHAH! YOU ARE WORTHY TO PUNCH MY FACE!"

and then they walk off into the sunset

ON FIRE
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:58, archived)
# The solders of the Spartan army were encouraged to have sex with each other, as it meant that they closer so they would fight better
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:02, archived)
# "GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY BOYFRIEND!!"
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:04, archived)
# indeed, this would be the reality of it
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:06, archived)
# they were also encouraged to do sexes with the kiddies who were freshly taken from the parents to be trained up to be big strong scary spartans
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:20, archived)
# all kinds of wrong
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:28, archived)
# /Graeme Garden blog
;-)
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:16, archived)
# indeed
This joke was supplied by Ye, Olde & Sons. Purveyors to musichall since 1885.
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:21, archived)
# Discuss
my arse!
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:56, archived)
# Sure, post a pic up
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:00, archived)
# yep, pretty awful
although use your illusion was '91 it hardly makes up for being the decade which saw gnr split up, iron maiden struggling, grunge appearing, and afaik sod all else happened in that decade.

the first 2 oasis albums are quite good though.

The only thing really that makes the 00s any better though are the people from the 80s making good albums again.
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:56, archived)
# I must admit I left the UK in 1993 so my view of music post '93 was through MTV Europe and dodgy German Radio stations
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:01, archived)
# WHAT IS LOVE?
BABY DON'T HURT ME
DON'T HURT ME
NO MORE
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:02, archived)
# OK, that is one reason why the 90's isn't totally shit
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:03, archived)
# I thought the nineties
were considerably better musically than the eighties.

I was just so sick of Kajagogo et al growing up.
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:07, archived)
# I thought most commercial music was crap during the nineties (there are lovely exceptions though)
But then learned to appreciate the eighties more as music became more and more poo.

I do a cracking karaoke "Too Shy" by the way.
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Agghhhhh hahaha
I agree most commercial music in the nineties was terrible, commercial pop became a serious industry then but the underground stuff was much more interesting than the Eighties' equivalent.

/worked in a record shop in the eighties so is possibly jaded blog.
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:19, archived)
# No way! With bands like Mondo Topless!
Butt Trumpet.
Ass Baboons of Venus.

You just weren't listening to the right stuff. The 90's were awesome! I've got them- ON TAPE!
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Who are you calling a Butt Trumpet, you Fanny Trombone?
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:19, archived)
# give him the full klunge tuba!
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:22, archived)
# You and your FLANNEL!
Their big big hit. Flannel in Seattle.

PS- Kill John Tesh!!!!!
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:22, archived)
# What about Bjork
and Beck and Boards of Canada and Plone and The Orb and Orbital and The Prodigy and Blur and Daft Punk and Portishead and Radiohead and Super Furry Animals and The Beta Band and Air and (I could go on for quite a while here) all the other amazing acts that weren't part of the mainstream media?
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Crap, all crap.
Well, ok, not, but I probably should have started the discussion in regards to commercial mainstream pop :D
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Well that being the case, yes,
it was all shit.
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Right.
Spacemen 3
Jesus and Mary Chain
Dinosaur Junior

Holy crap, the 90's were...well, I was kind of bonged out of my fucking goard. Which was nice.
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:44, archived)
# So you met a girl?
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:01, archived)
# If you don't behave, the pope will steal your eyeballs and juggle with them.
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:43, archived)
# *shits in the Pope's kettle*
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:44, archived)
# Keep your eyes on his hands!


Then he can't get you, man.
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:45, archived)
# I think I might be spending too much time on b3ta.
Flatmate just wandered in, topless (he's a boy, stop drooling). His arms and face are tanned dark brown, the rest of him is pasty white. Before I could stop myself, I said "What colour-matching algorithm did you use?"
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:46, archived)
# In your story, it's a boy.
but in mine, it's a hot chick whose totally hot.

:)
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:50, archived)
# The eyes have it !
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:17, archived)
# oo, hee hee!
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:37, archived)
[challenge entry] ebay

(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:34, archived)
# I want a shoe that pisses like that
*bids*

nicely done
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:36, archived)
# PISS SHOES FOR YOUR COCKFEET
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:36, archived)
# it does mean you get wet socks
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:37, archived)
# yeah man
that's got all the makings of a classy 1980's song

"COCK FEET"
"COCK FEET"
*guitar solo*
"COCK Feee-EEee-eEEEEEE-EEEt"
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:40, archived)
#
and that's neat
that's neat
that's neat
that's neat

I really love your piss cockfeet
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:41, archived)
# That actually isn't a bad idea

Also, nicely done
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:36, archived)
# I bet the buggers will still forget to leave feedback
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:38, archived)
# You don't want to see what your buying then?
;)
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:39, archived)
# To be honest, for most of eBay auctions you'd be better off without the pic
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:40, archived)
# Ok
That is true
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:41, archived)
# but I like those auctions where they find a random stock photo of the item
and list it in the style of "ORANGE FOR SALE. NOT PEAR/TOASTRACK ETC"

and item specifics: "ORANGE: Fruity, OTHER: TRUMPETS"

Does this include trumpets?

There are no trumpets, I listed trumpets because, trumpets....

oh, I suffer ebay rage due to auctions in that fucking style that make me want to stab people a lot. Bastard retard listers. DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE.

DIE.

ah, feel better now.

(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:48, archived)
# we all get a bit of ebay rage
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:50, archived)
# yes
grr!
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:51, archived)
# those who don't give you feedback annoy me
Even when you ask them nicely, after you have left it for a week (as they might be away or ill)
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:53, archived)
# When people used to bug me for feedback, they got some
Usually not the kind of feedback they wanted though
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:06, archived)
# i thought it was a picture of a mouse holding a crossbow in its mouth before reading the text.
Its nicely done though :D
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:39, archived)
# I crossed my eyes
AND I SAW IT!
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:41, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:52, archived)
[challenge entry] ;)
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:22, archived)
# Romancing the undead. Vector.

CFB (B=Blog)

I screwed up his eye so hastily covered it up with some hair. Shh, you'd never notice!
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:11, archived)
# Nice . . . soon there will be the silence of little zombie feet shuffling across the floor . . .
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:20, archived)
# The fact of his emo haircut is all too believable.
Woo! And possibly also yay!
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:29, archived)
# CDC squirrel?
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 18:44, archived)
# I clicked
'I would like to stab you in the cunt socket'
EDIT: Oh i can see the picture now :D *unclicks*
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 18:50, archived)
# Looks like a reasonably detailed cock
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 18:53, archived)
# Very tight sack, there
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:04, archived)
# he* just got out of the birdbath
*i'm assuming it is a 'he'
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:19, archived)
# magenta, check
thrice pubes per sack, check
japseye, check

Houston, we have a CDC
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:10, archived)
# Can I just slip this one in here?
Try typing "Fucking" into google earth!

(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:15, archived)
# hahaha
can you get a closeup?
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:18, archived)
# That's amazing
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:19, archived)
#
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:39, archived)
# well done
you are the first person on the internet to ever find this. ever.

I reward you with shit, Iran.



Which is in Iran.
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:41, archived)
#
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:13, archived)
#
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:19, archived)
# hurrah
thanking you. Is that bear?
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:22, archived)
# Happy burpday!
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Cheers dude!
*belch* Talking of which, I could do with a beer right now.
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Have a wank
Into a beer
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:25, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 18:29, archived)
# yes
:)
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 18:32, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 18:40, archived)
# Raucous !
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 18:46, archived)
# Way Ahead!
Hoya!

Little Computer People! How way ahead of their time Activision were with that game!!! Kids, this is history!!

Be funky

M A D
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:17, archived)
# *presses blue*
Oh for fuck sake!
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 18:33, archived)
# I keep getting green . . .
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 18:34, archived)
# Ha!
awesomes.
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Enter
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 18:11, archived)
# *Enters*
Very mysterious and sinister
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 18:20, archived)
# We could use your phone to call out . . .
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 18:21, archived)
# We seem to have driven everyone off :)
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 18:25, archived)
# boo!
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 18:26, archived)
# who ?
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 18:28, archived)
# Agha!
DON'T CREEP UP LIKE THAT!
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 18:29, archived)
# Something creepy about the word creep . . .
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 18:39, archived)
# We must have missed the "memo" . . .
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 18:49, archived)
# many dark energies bee speeeeeeening, SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEENING!
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 18:24, archived)
# I can hear the echo . . . echo . . .
echo . . . echo . . . echo . . . echo . . . echo . . . echo . . .
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 18:26, archived)
# So what's wrong with my colon?
- This is a bakery.
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 18:29, archived)
# Let's eat some pie then !
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 18:33, archived)
# WAKKA WAKKA
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 18:35, archived)
# DEEZY . . . so . . . DEEZY . . .
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 18:37, archived)
# I clicked on
'I like this'
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 18:35, archived)
# Well in that case . . . please enter at your own risk . . .
ta !
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 18:38, archived)
#
Midnight
one more night without sleepin' -
Watchin'
till the morning comes creepin'.
Grey whirling vortex door
what's that secret you're keepin'?

There's an old piano and
they play it hot behind the
Grey whirling vortex door (grey whirling vortex door)
Don't know what they're doin'
But they laugh a lot behind the grey whirling vortex door (ooh grey whirling vortex door).
Wish they'd let me in
So I could find out what's
behind the grey whirling vortex door (grey whirling vortex door).

Knocked once
tried to tell 'em I'd been there
Door slammed
hospitality's thin there.
Grey whirling vortex door
Wonder just what's goin' on in there.

Saw an eyeball peepin' through a smokey cloud
Behind the grey whirling vortex door (grey whirling vortex door)
When I said Joe sent me someone laughed out loud
behind the grey whirling vortex door (ooh grey whirling vortex door)
All I want to do is
join the happy crowd behind the
grey whirling vortex door (grey whirling vortex door).

Wish they'd let me in
So I could find out what's
behind the grey whirling vortex door (grey whirling vortex door).
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:07, archived)
# Bravo . . . magnificent !
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:17, archived)
# Thanuverrymurch
*hands back microphone and limps off stage*
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:20, archived)
#
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:22, archived)
# hahah
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:36, archived)
# Excellent - in a rather spooky, there's-something-outside-the-window, type of way..
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 22:14, archived)

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