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In the mid 90s my mate had a pager which you had to call a helpdesk to type out the message. Seemed silly.
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Northern Lovely ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:43,
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oh?
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:50,
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I don't understand a word of what is going on there
I'm officially dead
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:56,
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*sniff*
Dixon, who died on b3ta today, was probably a great bloke, but we'll never know... *segues into that poem they did in 4 weddings and a funeral : STOP ALL THE CLOGS, TURN DOWN THE TELEVISION PREVENT THE DOG FROM BARKING BY BONING IT...
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 22:07,
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everytime I phoned those the stupid twats would never give the right message out
so fuck them! retrospectively
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 22:00,
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Barry
"wow, teletext read my mind"
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gtfomh ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 22:06,
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GAZ IM ME
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 22:08,
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HELP!...
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:41,
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Clarkson baby has rigor mortis and sunglasses
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zoldergoose ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:42,
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LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR..........MONKEYGOOSE!
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:43,
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save me monkey goose...
...i hate monkey geese!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:44,
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TO THE MONKEYGOOSEMOBILE!
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:45,
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oh man...
...there's alot of shit in here!...Who's driving?
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:49,
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:45,
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I'M HEP TO THA JIVE
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:47,
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Is he.....nevermind.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:49,
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Ha ha ha!
You mental!
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:43,
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Hahahaha
Yay!
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:44,
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Oooooooh . . . geeeeeeeeeze . . . it's a long way down !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:44,
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fall forever!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 22:20,
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Gravity of the sichuashon !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 22:25,
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a poor-man's valin...
... :D
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 22:29,
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Still . . . hot enough to trot !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 22:34,
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Marvellous
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:45,
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hahaha ... good one!
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elbow ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:51,
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months of planning went into this one*...
...*lies.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:53,
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Ha!
Brilliant..
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Captain Howdy ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 22:00,
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Found this on Facebook
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Brain Licker Follow me, I'm right behind you. ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:37,
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GTFO
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richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:38,
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ayeeeeeees?
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gtfomh ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:41,
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D:
wh.....
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:38,
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oh dear
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:39,
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Indeed, man in background.
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zoldergoose ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:40,
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INDEED
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 22:24,
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Haha
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 22:41,
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._O
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Frogbeat ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:40,
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That's nice dear.
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:40,
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This board is for stuff you've made yourself.
If you post other people's stuff, b3tans will be rude to you. kthxbai
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:41,
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I hear fail is the new black.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:41,
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-_-
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:42,
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:46,
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OMG
LOL
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Frogbeat ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:49,
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What the fuddering shuck?!?
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:50,
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This is exactly why the Americans lost in Vietnam.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:51,
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this...
...funny.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:52,
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in case you missed it last time around the block
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tubaman ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:59,
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YES!
It goes with everything..
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Captain Howdy ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 22:03,
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I found this on Facebook too
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Frogbeat ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:49,
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Yeah but I first saw that on FreeFreebaseBase
the free base for all your Freebase requirements.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:52,
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noway...
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:57,
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 22:26,
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it's the wtf is that, that completes the image
:D
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 22:01,
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I made a silly...
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..wil ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:31,
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I am printing this and taking it in to Thomas Cook
And demanding to go there.
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zoldergoose ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:32,
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Hahaha! What an excellent idea!
Podcast or it didn't happen! ;)
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..wil ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:33,
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Whaddaya mean you don't fly there, it's in the window!
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zoldergoose ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:39,
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Hahaha!
And I wish to buy a wasp, too!
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..wil ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 22:25,
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woo
and yay
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littlefish I like cheese ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:35,
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But my wine bottle says 11.5%
Nice :)
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:33,
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Wallpaper size!
WANT!
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. © ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:34,
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Sorry but I usually do stuff on here the size it's posted as,
there's seldom a larger version and I'm afraid that's the case here...
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..wil ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:36,
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Well then I'm afraid you and I have a problem.
*begins sharpening my harpoon*
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. © ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:40,
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INVERSE KABOOM!
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:35,
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For whom the atoll tolls . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:36,
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this is very awesome :D
also, what the gentleman bastard said
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:36,
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I can't decide whether this is the world's most awesome cocktail
or a nuke set off on Pluto, that instantly froze, but retained enough inner heat to generate the growth of matter
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:40,
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I really can't figure out what's going on here
and I love it :D
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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:40,
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Oh god thats good Woo!
Thats one way for them to get off the island!
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Frogbeat ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:42,
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a thing of beauty...
...really.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:43,
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Fantastic!
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:47,
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wow.. nicely!
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elbow ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:53,
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Niiiice.
Biggerer?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 22:05,
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Nuclear, baby!
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Captain Howdy ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 22:06,
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I hear the southern coast of Bespin's Cloud City is lovely at this time of year
:)
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Rico ,
Fri 31 Jul 2009, 0:36,
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I say,
teletext this week, eh?
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littlefish I like cheese ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:09,
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What does Sir Snail make of that?
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zoldergoose ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:10,
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Can't think of a thing
old chap.
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littlefish I like cheese ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:12,
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Are you going to join in Sir Snail?
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Frogbeat ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:13,
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What ho, old bean!
Spiffing monocle!
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:17,
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Yes
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:21,
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WHATO!
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:21,
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Ghastly business with those slugs, what what?
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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:22,
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indeed!
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littlefish I like cheese ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:28,
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Homeless buggers!
They need a job. Or an inhetirance! Nyah nyah nyah nyaaaaah!
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:35,
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I have that pipe!
I believe :)
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:23,
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nice
how does he light his pipe?
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polished turd 404 pixels wide ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:23,
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Light his own pipe?
He rings for the butler.
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littlefish I like cheese ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:26,
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Hat up to you too !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:29,
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I like that snail.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:48,
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i like the cut of your jib.
and gin with tonic.
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littlefish I like cheese ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 23:04,
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Fun for all the family
He's a cheeky little scamp!!!
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fishermanash ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:04,
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Looks a lot like you've just added hair and a swastika to an image on this page
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zoldergoose ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:09,
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7/64?
Show me more!
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Bob the mul Don't look at me that way ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:12,
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I wonder if any b3tans work for the teletext/ceefax people
They should add a page with the b3ta logo on 777 or something. They would then win this compo hands down.
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zoldergoose ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:15,
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It would appear that way.
it was calling out for it..
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fishermanash ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:18,
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Although I am glad you posted this image
Because it has all of the possible teletext colours on it. Anyone who uses any others is cheating. Unless their suggestion to save teletext is partly to add more colours. Which would make sense. So maybe they have a point. Fair enough.
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zoldergoose ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:19,
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I clicked.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:50,
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Hold on
Let me just plug my laptop into my 48" tv!
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Frogbeat ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:14,
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HERE SHITLER
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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:21,
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He really IS a cheeky little scamp, you're right.
You can't stay angry with him.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:49,
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Let's Cook!
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dalliard daily guff @ dalliard.com ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:02,
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hahawhat
evenin all
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polished turd 404 pixels wide ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:03,
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Hello up there ^
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:26,
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That's about the size of it . . . I agree !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:25,
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Look around you!
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bugdozer - going to the sound of the trumpets ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:57,
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nice
but, when was April 04 September? :D
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gtfomh ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:01,
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it was on the noon of the twelth of octobberry
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:09,
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actually
it was just after the thirty-second of jilember, before the half of wedtuesday. 6pm SHARP!
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polished turd 404 pixels wide ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:18,
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Sep was the year
Oh what a year
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Frogbeat ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:16,
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it must've dragged on a bit though
if that clock is anything to go by
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gtfomh ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:26,
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It was an leap year two !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:30,
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Pongtastic action !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:31,
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Same old jokes....
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rogue pieman ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:53,
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687 sux! Nyah nyah nyah!
;)
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:00,
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68...
or b&
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gtfomh ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:02,
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If only Ceefax had developed?
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:27,
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:)
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:29,
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lols
:0
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:32,
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Hehe
When will you learn not to post at 5am proper time! :)
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zoldergoose ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:41,
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Ceefax
Ceefax run run Ceefax run
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:44,
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STOP STEALING MY JOKES YOU CUNT
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:33,
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:34,
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They'd be feeling luckier . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:51,
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lovley twinkle
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:11,
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It like when the weather is bad and teletext/ceefax goes all shit
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:13,
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yeah not having a dish i suffer from that a lot, well used to, me dunst watch de tella anymorez
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:15,
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we wont get digital here until they turn of the analogue
Don't watch enough to get sky or cable
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:20,
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*puts on Air, Moon safari*
Teletext tha staaaarrrssss.........
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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2 ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:14,
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Yes . . . they all come out at night !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:20,
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Evening B3ta!
Sooooo Car crash last week, The house I'm living in has been sold and I have 3 weeks to move out and I got told today I may be made redundant........... I don;t want to be an ant...... That would suck! On the upside I have some beer in the freezer :-) Kettles going on soon anyone want a cuppa? Took the slaves ages to make enough to go around! :-)
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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2 ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:10,
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HAAPY BERTDY
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:10,
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Thanks :-)
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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2 ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:12,
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Sorry to hear the news - but closed doors/opened doors and all that
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:16,
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Indeed!
It'll give me a chance to update my website for a start!
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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2 ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:20,
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Happy day!
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:11,
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Ta Too!
:-)
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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2 ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:12,
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YOU'RE ON FIRE!
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:12,
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It buuuuuurrrrrnnnnssssss!
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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2 ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:15,
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man that is mega shit news :(
woo the pic happy candle day
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:13,
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Meh could be worse!
I like to think of it as possible upcoming holiday......... With added ebaying of stuff :-) Also, thanks! Wooo one year!
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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2 ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:15,
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I am doing a lot of ebaying and musicmagpie
if you have a job getting rid of some music/games/dvds try music magpie, you might not get a lot for some things but it does mean you get rid of it and make 100% monies on it
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:18,
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Ooohhh cool, I'l have a shufty at that.
I've got some fairly rare stuff that I should probably flog before they all go blue ray and the price drops! :-)
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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2 ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:25,
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check it on musicmagpie first, they give you a price there and then, they might offer you more
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:27,
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I dunno, got any Earl Grey?
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:18,
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Always!
Do you put any milk in it? *eyes suspicously* *wonders about his spelling ability*
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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2 ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:20,
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Certainly not!
*can't spell either*
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:22,
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No tea should have milk in it
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:23,
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Earl Grey, hot
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:20,
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at least you got your health
:D
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:19,
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That's the spirit that man!
And it'll mean i can get back to my naturaul body clock of going to bed at 1am and waking up at 10am :-)
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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2 ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:23,
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Hotty b3ta fire day !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:19,
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lovely fire anim is lovely
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:20,
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Ooohhh thanks for that
'tis rather spiffing!
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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2 ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:23,
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Happy candles
And what a splendid idea, I'm just off to put the kettle on meself.
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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:57,
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I get fed up with facebook ads...
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Pandemonium in my underpants ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:45,
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She' beeeoootifulll
The nineties were shit for music. Discuss.
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:46,
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You're shit for music.
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King Baby Duck more than a ceiling ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:46,
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YOU'RE 90's
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:00,
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it was the same as every decade for music
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:47,
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Bah
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:00,
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there was just more shite in front of the good stuff during the 90's
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:03,
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The Javelin, a long pole that ancient greeks threw at eachother for limited personal amusement.
Discus. :)
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:49,
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They need to set it on fire or make it fire glitter as it flys
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:51,
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such madness is the madness of epic hollywood realistic historical epics
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:51,
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the classic one for hollywood epics is that everyone is so clean and every where is spotless
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:54,
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that's because these people are heroic
but no, that doesn't mean they can emmigrate to the land of the free. :)
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:55,
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but they do all get sweaty
Many of them have homosexual undertones to them
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:57,
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yes.. the fight scenes
"YOU ARE AS STRONG AS AN OX" "AHAH! YOU ARE WORTHY TO PUNCH MY FACE!" and then they walk off into the sunset ON FIRE
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:58,
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The solders of the Spartan army were encouraged to have sex with each other, as it meant that they closer so they would fight better
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:02,
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"GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY BOYFRIEND!!"
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:04,
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indeed, this would be the reality of it
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:06,
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they were also encouraged to do sexes with the kiddies who were freshly taken from the parents to be trained up to be big strong scary spartans
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:20,
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all kinds of wrong
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:28,
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/Graeme Garden blog
;-)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:16,
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indeed
This joke was supplied by Ye, Olde & Sons. Purveyors to musichall since 1885.
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:21,
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Discuss
my arse!
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Kingfiisher speaks with forked tongue ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:56,
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Sure, post a pic up
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:00,
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yep, pretty awful
although use your illusion was '91 it hardly makes up for being the decade which saw gnr split up, iron maiden struggling, grunge appearing, and afaik sod all else happened in that decade. the first 2 oasis albums are quite good though. The only thing really that makes the 00s any better though are the people from the 80s making good albums again.
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gtfomh ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:56,
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I must admit I left the UK in 1993 so my view of music post '93 was through MTV Europe and dodgy German Radio stations
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:01,
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WHAT IS LOVE?
BABY DON'T HURT ME DON'T HURT ME NO MORE
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:02,
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OK, that is one reason why the 90's isn't totally shit
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:03,
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I thought the nineties
were considerably better musically than the eighties. I was just so sick of Kajagogo et al growing up.
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asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:07,
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I thought most commercial music was crap during the nineties (there are lovely exceptions though)
But then learned to appreciate the eighties more as music became more and more poo. I do a cracking karaoke "Too Shy" by the way.
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:09,
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Agghhhhh hahaha
I agree most commercial music in the nineties was terrible, commercial pop became a serious industry then but the underground stuff was much more interesting than the Eighties' equivalent. /worked in a record shop in the eighties so is possibly jaded blog.
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asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:19,
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No way! With bands like Mondo Topless!
Butt Trumpet. Ass Baboons of Venus. You just weren't listening to the right stuff. The 90's were awesome! I've got them- ON TAPE!
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:16,
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Who are you calling a Butt Trumpet, you Fanny Trombone?
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:19,
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give him the full klunge tuba!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:22,
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You and your FLANNEL!
Their big big hit. Flannel in Seattle. PS- Kill John Tesh!!!!!
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:22,
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What about Bjork
and Beck and Boards of Canada and Plone and The Orb and Orbital and The Prodigy and Blur and Daft Punk and Portishead and Radiohead and Super Furry Animals and The Beta Band and Air and (I could go on for quite a while here) all the other amazing acts that weren't part of the mainstream media?
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Cakie Rose from the dead on ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:23,
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Crap, all crap.
Well, ok, not, but I probably should have started the discussion in regards to commercial mainstream pop :D
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:31,
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Well that being the case, yes,
it was all shit.
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Cakie Rose from the dead on ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:32,
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Right.
Spacemen 3 Jesus and Mary Chain Dinosaur Junior Holy crap, the 90's were...well, I was kind of bonged out of my fucking goard. Which was nice.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:44,
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So you met a girl?
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:01,
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If you don't behave, the pope will steal your eyeballs and juggle with them.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:43,
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*shits in the Pope's kettle*
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:44,
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Keep your eyes on his hands!
Then he can't get you, man.
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:45,
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I think I might be spending too much time on b3ta.
Flatmate just wandered in, topless (he's a boy, stop drooling). His arms and face are tanned dark brown, the rest of him is pasty white. Before I could stop myself, I said "What colour-matching algorithm did you use?"
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:46,
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In your story, it's a boy.
but in mine, it's a hot chick whose totally hot. :)
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:50,
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The eyes have it !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:17,
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oo, hee hee!
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:37,
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ebay
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chrisy may have been stored with nut-based products ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:34,
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I want a shoe that pisses like that
*bids* nicely done
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:36,
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PISS SHOES FOR YOUR COCKFEET
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:36,
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it does mean you get wet socks
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:37,
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yeah man
that's got all the makings of a classy 1980's song "COCK FEET" "COCK FEET" *guitar solo* "COCK Feee-EEee-eEEEEEE-EEEt"
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:40,
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and that's neat that's neat that's neat that's neat I really love your piss cockfeet
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:41,
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That actually isn't a bad idea
Also, nicely done
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:36,
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I bet the buggers will still forget to leave feedback
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:38,
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You don't want to see what your buying then?
;)
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Frogbeat ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:39,
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To be honest, for most of eBay auctions you'd be better off without the pic
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:40,
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Ok
That is true
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Frogbeat ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:41,
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but I like those auctions where they find a random stock photo of the item
and list it in the style of "ORANGE FOR SALE. NOT PEAR/TOASTRACK ETC" and item specifics: "ORANGE: Fruity, OTHER: TRUMPETS"Does this include trumpets? There are no trumpets, I listed trumpets because, trumpets.... oh, I suffer ebay rage due to auctions in that fucking style that make me want to stab people a lot. Bastard retard listers. DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE. DIE. ah, feel better now.
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:48,
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we all get a bit of ebay rage
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:50,
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yes
grr!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:51,
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those who don't give you feedback annoy me
Even when you ask them nicely, after you have left it for a week (as they might be away or ill)
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:53,
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When people used to bug me for feedback, they got some
Usually not the kind of feedback they wanted though
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:06,
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i thought it was a picture of a mouse holding a crossbow in its mouth before reading the text.
Its nicely done though :D
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Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really. ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:39,
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I crossed my eyes
AND I SAW IT!
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Frogbeat ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:41,
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:D
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Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really. ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:52,
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;)
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait.... ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:22,
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Romancing the undead. Vector.
CFB (B=Blog) I screwed up his eye so hastily covered it up with some hair. Shh, you'd never notice!
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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:11,
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Nice . . . soon there will be the silence of little zombie feet shuffling across the floor . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:20,
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The fact of his emo haircut is all too believable.
Woo! And possibly also yay!
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:29,
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CDC squirrel?
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TimWestwoodIsAPleb ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 18:44,
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I clicked
'I would like to stab you in the cunt socket' EDIT: Oh i can see the picture now :D *unclicks*
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Frogbeat ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 18:50,
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Looks like a reasonably detailed cock
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asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 18:53,
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Very tight sack, there
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:04,
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he* just got out of the birdbath
*i'm assuming it is a 'he'
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:19,
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magenta, check
thrice pubes per sack, check japseye, check Houston, we have a CDC
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:10,
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Can I just slip this one in here?
Try typing "Fucking" into google earth!
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delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997! ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:15,
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hahaha
can you get a closeup?
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:18,
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That's amazing
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:19,
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Have some of these then :-)
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Stashie is plotting against his blender on ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:29,
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:39,
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well done
you are the first person on the internet to ever find this. ever. I reward you with shit, Iran. Which is in Iran.
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:41,
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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:13,
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:19,
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hurrah
thanking you. Is that bear?
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:22,
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Happy burpday!
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:20,
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Cheers dude!
*belch* Talking of which, I could do with a beer right now.
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:23,
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Have a wank
Into a beer
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TimWestwoodIsAPleb ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:25,
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gtfomh ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 18:29,
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yes
:)
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g0atchild Is back and has been away since ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 18:32,
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ourharbours \.\..|_/\-\__\| ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 18:40,
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Raucous !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 18:46,
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Way Ahead!
Hoya! Little Computer People! How way ahead of their time Activision were with that game!!! Kids, this is history!! Be funky M A D
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MAD Life -The Best Antidote To Happiness ,
Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:17,
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*presses blue*
Oh for fuck sake!
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Frogbeat ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 18:33,
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I keep getting green . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 18:34,
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Ha!
awesomes.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:31,
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Enter
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 18:11,
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*Enters*
Very mysterious and sinister
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 18:20,
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We could use your phone to call out . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 18:21,
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We seem to have driven everyone off :)
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 18:25,
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boo!
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inexpressible started a joke on ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 18:26,
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who ?
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 18:28,
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Agha!
DON'T CREEP UP LIKE THAT!
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 18:29,
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Something creepy about the word creep . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 18:39,
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We must have missed the "memo" . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 18:49,
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many dark energies bee speeeeeeening, SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEENING!
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 18:24,
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I can hear the echo . . . echo . . .
echo . . . echo . . . echo . . . echo . . . echo . . . echo . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 18:26,
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So what's wrong with my colon?
- This is a bakery.
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 18:29,
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Let's eat some pie then !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 18:33,
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WAKKA WAKKA
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 18:35,
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DEEZY . . . so . . . DEEZY . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 18:37,
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I clicked on
'I like this'
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Frogbeat ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 18:35,
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Well in that case . . . please enter at your own risk . . .
ta !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 18:38,
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Midnight one more night without sleepin' - Watchin' till the morning comes creepin'. Grey whirling vortex door what's that secret you're keepin'? There's an old piano and they play it hot behind the Grey whirling vortex door (grey whirling vortex door) Don't know what they're doin' But they laugh a lot behind the grey whirling vortex door (ooh grey whirling vortex door). Wish they'd let me in So I could find out what's behind the grey whirling vortex door (grey whirling vortex door). Knocked once tried to tell 'em I'd been there Door slammed hospitality's thin there. Grey whirling vortex door Wonder just what's goin' on in there. Saw an eyeball peepin' through a smokey cloud Behind the grey whirling vortex door (grey whirling vortex door) When I said Joe sent me someone laughed out loud behind the grey whirling vortex door (ooh grey whirling vortex door) All I want to do is join the happy crowd behind the grey whirling vortex door (grey whirling vortex door). Wish they'd let me in So I could find out what's behind the grey whirling vortex door (grey whirling vortex door).
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:07,
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Bravo . . . magnificent !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:17,
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Thanuverrymurch
*hands back microphone and limps off stage*
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:20,
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:22,
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hahah
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:36,
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Excellent - in a rather spooky, there's-something-outside-the-window, type of way..
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Captain Howdy ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 22:14,
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