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# Somali pirates


Now that those b3tards have finally pulled their finger out and fixed their image upload thingie I can post this. Just in time for the pirates compo... NOT!
(protocoldroid, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 0:25, archived)
# yay! i'm drunk!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 0:30, archived)
# BUUUUUUUUURp
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 0:32, archived)
# ernd
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 0:34, archived)
# ernst & julio gallo ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 0:34, archived)
# fnern
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 0:39, archived)
# snarn
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 0:41, archived)
# umnlm
THIS IS COMMUNICATION OF THE HIGHEST DEGREE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 0:42, archived)
# COMUNICATN IS GOOD
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 0:43, archived)
# i am eatng soup
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 0:46, archived)
# Blue string soup?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 0:47, archived)
# peewack soup
if ypu are a scouser you lnow what this is
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 0:51, archived)
# ERHM ERTEN NERTHFN
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 1:02, archived)
# ypou make no sense toaster
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 1:04, archived)
# gratz
I just ran out of hieniken :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 0:39, archived)
# poor you
i have neen i n mycousins drinking rose
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 0:40, archived)
# well the upshot of all this is
you get your
anditisdone10
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 0:47, archived)
# ^ clickage
Pirate compo over
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 0:48, archived)
# i like this
it doesn't ake me feel sick
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 0:52, archived)
# hmm I think ... oh great now im gonna be sick
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 0:58, archived)
# sick ios good
it makes more room for beer
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 0:59, archived)
# Needs Ross Kemp (27% more Kemp)
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 0:31, archived)
# I like ross kemp on gangs
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 0:32, archived)
# i like ross kemp on toast
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 0:35, archived)
# Happy Toast getting it back door style from the Ross Kemp man.....?
sick
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 0:37, archived)
# any hole is a goal
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Your typing is too coherent to be drunk
try again later
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 0:37, archived)
# i am drunk
but not quite hammered
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 0:38, archived)
# You don't think they were playing up for the camera?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 0:36, archived)
# A fair bit
But it makes for interesting viewing
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 0:36, archived)
# There was a pirate compo?????
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 0:38, archived)
[challenge entry] hurrrrrrrrrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Now THAT'S CHAINS I CAN BELIEVE IN!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Hooooo....... Haaaaaaa
That's the sound of the men working on the chain gang... dum dum de dum
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 0:17, archived)
# Chain chain chain . . . chain of fools . . .
♫ ♪ ♫
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 0:46, archived)
[challenge entry] I think i'm going to win.

I haven't posted in quite a long time. And have just been lurking for a while admiring everyone's work.
I was surprised to find this challenge up. For I thought B3ta was a place to post images people had worked on and wanted to share with other people.
I didn't realise it was some kind of political vehicle.
I should point out that i have no problem with individuals posting their own political pictures but that I do feel unnerved by politically sponsored competitions (even though they aren't mainstream).
(jonjonjon, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Whatever your polarised point of view, I disagree with it, because it's wrong.
I also disagree completely with myself, because I'm wrong too!

hah!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 23:34, archived)
# My political opinion is more correct than your political opinion because it is mine and I make lots of FP images
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 23:36, archived)
# I strongly support and decry your opinion
and look forward to campaigning to release you from prison once I have demonstrated effectively that you need to be in there!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 23:53, archived)
# You are a cunt for not accepting my opinion as correct
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 23:55, archived)
# you have an opinion?
oh my!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 23:58, archived)
# oh, sorry, I have onions
Do you want one?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 23:58, archived)
# Onions are a mere myth put out by the liberals who hate our freedom!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 23:59, archived)
# no man i totally seen one with my own eyes i even got to touch it
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 0:00, archived)
# ANIAN
ENIEN
INIIN
ONION
UNIUN
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 0:07, archived)
# WE GOT THE VOWELS FOR YOUR BOWELS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 0:08, archived)
# What you saw, was a COMMUNIST AGITATOR
and once you blink.. THAT'S IT YOU GOT NO MORE FREEDOM!

:(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 0:07, archived)
# man as long as i can get a back of chips i'm happy
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 0:08, archived)
# yeah, me too comrade
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 0:14, archived)
# :-/
fucking liberals
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 0:10, archived)
# In my part of the world the Liberal party is the conservative party
I sometimes get confused when I see people bitching about Liberals as though they want communism.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 0:11, archived)
# I saw a quote just the other day
100 years ago, american conservatives were opening national parks and liberals wanted factories everywhere :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 0:15, archived)
# I have to admit that I was surprised to hear that the Republicans are perceived as the common people's party while the Democrats are percieved as the rich and educated people's party
I mean has nobody been paying attention?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 0:28, archived)
# people don't pay attention
because like OMG A BIRD

or something
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 1:20, archived)
# well I think liberals are the opposite
to the party in power and the opposition which makes them a difficult non entity
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 0:32, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 0:01, archived)
# and those bloody scapegoats!
always coming over here or leaving on some kind of basis!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 0:01, archived)
# That's harsh, he's a decent bowler.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 0:04, archived)
# And then the pigeons come
will you be ready?

will anyone be ready?

no, nobody will be ready.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 0:06, archived)
# I politics and so you can't even tell me I'm wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 23:44, archived)
# some thing
stuff

other thing

thing

LOOK AT THE BIRD

£kerching
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 23:59, archived)
# OMFG$44$$$$!!!¬¬¬!!€444$€€4!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 0:03, archived)
# We live in an age of political consensus.
Sorry, but that's just the way it is. If you want something a bit different I hear the British National Party have some radical ideas for immigration reforms...
(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 23:40, archived)
# well
I think its probably a bit of cash on the side for rob at the end of the day. I'm not sure anyone is taking it seriously apart from the professionals.
Its about more than a laptop for some guys, might get them noticed by some pricks in suits.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 23:40, archived)
# I agree
at the end of the day it's not Rob's job to please us. If anything we owe him for a well made, fun and well-run website and if he wants/needs a sponsored challenge then he bloody well have one.
(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 23:44, archived)
# I doudbt he could keep this place going on icons
and I would think this might make for a bit of an advert for some of the talent here I just hope cockweasle comes back to visit us when he is making benaton adds and snorting coke
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 23:50, archived)
# indeed this is his site
and we do not have a right to it

despite what some folk might think

and that includes folk that donate

innit

I wonder how much it actually costs to keep this thing alive, man
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 0:03, archived)
# perhaps £30 a year
I dunno, but keeping rob alive must be more than that
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 0:06, archived)
# the amount of traffic this site gets?
a lot more than that I think
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 0:07, archived)
# just think of all those f5s!
(gtfomh, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 0:32, archived)
# hmm perhaps i should do some investigations
ok well softlayer can handle it for uhmm $1,650.00 a month I think
ok maybe 30 quid was not so far off the mark
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 0:33, archived)
# I would say that's a fair enough comment to make to be honest
but forgive us for being completely fucking outraged with our money being outrageously spent on MP's moats, duck houses, 'second homes' hanging fucking baskets, or whatever; just a hint even the docile public realize they have been treated like mugs before these 'expenses' were made public

But those Conservative MEP's exclaiming the NHS is shite really sums all this up; vote for that if you think Brown is a wanker; or stay the course and have a little faith; these were troubled times for anyone to be in charge; i'm not convinced he is the best man for it, but conservatives certainly aren't
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 23:46, archived)
# That MEP had a very far right view
I doubt most Tories agree with him. The NHS isn't going anywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 23:50, archived)
# "The NHS isn't going anywhere"
Well it's going further than lots of American humans who can't afford insurance cover in the States; which is a pathetic spectacle to behold a nation that can afford twelve nuclear powered aircraft carriers, and have to rely on the charity of medical staff working as volunteers

Such a society seriously sickens me
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 0:01, archived)
# That's the USA, I'm talking Britain here
(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Cool
Completely misread your point, sorry about that mate ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 0:14, archived)
# fuck that
i'd much rather have a squad of f-22's keeping me safe from aliens than having decent health care for my family. YOU JUST DON'T GET AMERIKA DO YOU?????
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 0:12, archived)
# Hahaha
My mum had a lodger who was the daughter of a CIA operative

life seemed quite exciting in the ninetees
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 0:20, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 0:31, archived)
# People who start boycotts
because petrol went over a buck a gallon don't deserve free health care.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 10:43, archived)
# I in no way endorse the behavior of the majority of MP's recently, I'm as outraged as the next man at the manipulation of the system by those at the top.
I would be equally annoyed if I saw a competition put up by say the conservatives criticising the labour party and I imagine that that wouldn't be greeted so well by users. I liked to look at this site as anymans place for posting what they like.
I saw the competitions as people's opportunity to think of something funny on a specific issue rather than a sponsored platform to push one spicific political idea.
Though to St's and jamnogs points i understand if the makers want to cash in a bit as it's probably not the most profit generating websites. It is his right to do what he likes with the site but i feel that one of the reasons I like to visit this site has been tarnished. Don't get me wrong I'm not leaving yet, just feel slightly saddened.
(jonjonjon, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 0:03, archived)
# What are you on about dude?
Rob's making some cash, cool

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 0:10, archived)
# It's all about the Benjamins?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 0:16, archived)
# Bizzenjamins.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 0:17, archived)
# Biscuits and Jimmy Jamms
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 0:21, archived)
# I see your point
but finding a new image challenge is, I'm sure, never easy (i rarely enter because I'm not funny); so this is a new angle because there is a prize. I don't think it is the way B3ta is going: it is a one off for fun. I'd hate a Sponsered Comp every week: but that won't happen.

I hope.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 1:11, archived)
# It's quite funny watching the reaction
to the comments about the NHS, from the other side of the channel. Hannan didn't say he wanted to do away with universal healthcare, he just said that the NHS isn't the best model. Anyone thinking the NHS is the best model hasn't experienced continental healthcare standards and probably doesn't realise what they're missing. No offence to the doctors and nurses of the NHS, as it is not their fault that they are underresourced and suffering from too much bureaucracy. Nothing wil change, though, because it's being handled the same like immigration, debate is stifled by immediate misrepresentation and polarisation of any negative views.
(RockCakeKing nomnomnom, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 9:48, archived)
# The funny part is that the Sun will have already nicked the winners and printed them, so when people get them in their mailbox they will have already seen the pictures.
IN THE SUN.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 23:48, archived)
# link or it didnt happen
(Peter_G, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 23:50, archived)
# It's in the Newsletter
Scroll down to the bottom
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 23:52, archived)
# ha, I hope someone from here has given them a bollocking.
and I'm obviously not good enough to be in the Sun :(

*loads up gimp*
(Peter_G, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 23:58, archived)
# it's a badge of honour to have an image stolen
if no images have been stolen, it means we suck :(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 0:27, archived)
# really?
thats not like them :O
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 23:51, archived)
# my twopence worth
keep the change:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 23:52, archived)
# I'll vote for that
it sound constructive :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 23:54, archived)
# sho tits plz
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 0:11, archived)
#
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 23:28, archived)
# you're going to get bummed, man
in the bummule
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 23:33, archived)
#
BUMPOD BUMPOD BUMPOD BUMPOD BUMPOD BUMPOD BUMPOD
BUMPOD BUMPOD BUMPOD BUMPOD BUMPOD BUMPOD BUMPOD
BUMPOD BUMPOD BUMPOD BUMPOD BUMPOD BUMPOD BUMPOD
BUMPOD BUMPOD BUMPOD BUMPOD BUMPOD BUMPOD BUMPOD
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 23:54, archived)
# OH MY GOD
NOW AVAILABLE FROM JML!

Take that RONCO!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 23:58, archived)
# JML
Its still alive in home base spent 10 minuets staring at a jml vid today
I used to watch them in wool worths.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 0:02, archived)
# HAHAAHAHAHA
I love this
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 23:55, archived)
# I'm BACK!!
grr2_84856

edit : source www.b3ta.com/board/9642185
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 23:18, archived)
# and no I still havent learned how to use photopaints
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 23:18, archived)
# Hahahahhahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 23:19, archived)
# No more squirrels?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 23:28, archived)
# hmm well this was sort of a one off
Jahled posted a picture of fur and I figured i would see if i still had da skillz. I made a few but even I got sick of them after a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 23:46, archived)
# Oh eew.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 23:24, archived)
# goaway
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 23:25, archived)
# That's one fine feline fur piece !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 23:48, archived)
# I still think i didnt spend long enough on the chest
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 23:52, archived)
# Good idea . . . get back on it and rub some fur around . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 0:09, archived)
#
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 23:01, archived)
# To be fair,
that sign needs no doctoring.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 23:03, archived)
# hamtoucher
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 23:14, archived)
# WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 23:19, archived)
# :)))
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 22:44, archived)
# Why have you shopped out the number 10?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 22:51, archived)
# I rather like Everton
although I am not really a follower of teams, but do enjoy good play.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 23:01, archived)
#
I'm gutted to see my team go down 6-. But arsenal will win fuck all this year, as always.
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You're still gonna miss out on Champs League ;)

Also, WOOT!

news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_div_2/8200486.stm

Also, More4+1 right now! Will Ferrell's 2 hour show ripping the shit out of George W Bush. Woot!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Hmm
news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_div_2/8200474.stm

Not too bad a start in a new league.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 23:04, archived)
# Norwich are fucking pathetic.
Sacking your manager after 2 games, one of which he won, is fucking disgraceful.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 23:13, archived)
# norwich f u c king shit :))
norwich SHITTTTTTTTTTT
(herman:D, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 23:16, archived)
# That was alrite.... not amazing, but pretty lol in places
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 23:14, archived)
# are you saying it's full of twat?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 23:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 22:09, archived)
# hahaha :)
I can't stand that film
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 22:12, archived)
# hahahaha
lol
(herman:D, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 23:41, archived)
# *snorts*
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 22:13, archived)
# I've never seen that film . . .
I do get the feeling however . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Great film, but it's no Batteries not included!

Also, I just watched The Usual Suspects again. That is still a fucking amazing film!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 22:46, archived)
# batteries is wank
and suspects is great
even if you know it's all bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 22:48, archived)
# The thing is, I have seen Suspects dozens of times,
and even knowing the outcome, it still gets me.

Also, you're wrong about batteries.

WRONG I TELL YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 22:51, archived)
# hahahah
Today's best
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 23:59, archived)
# Feeling just a bit fidgety . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 22:00, archived)
# I don't know where to start...
Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 22:04, archived)
# Might I suggest a leg ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Is it wrong that I want to put her cig out 1st?
In my defense, they do say that the worst non-smoker is an ex-smoker
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 22:10, archived)
# Perfectly normal . . . smoke her instead !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 22:14, archived)
# I'm not sure that's where I'd start.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Might I suggest a breast ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 22:08, archived)
# I'm not sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 22:15, archived)
# That's OK . . . take your time . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 22:17, archived)
# I'm too drunk to not be a little bit scared by this ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 22:18, archived)
# crikey
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 22:09, archived)
# You said it . . .
kinda goes with yours up there ^
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 22:12, archived)
# hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 22:10, archived)
# No wonder his knees are all scuffled up like . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 22:13, archived)
# :d
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 22:11, archived)
# More fun than a barrel of . . . well . . . you know . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Cor blimey!!!!




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 22:13, archived)
# Have at it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 22:15, archived)
# wish me luck Jim...
I'm goin'in:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 22:15, archived)
# The transporter room has your coordinates . . . blink twice if you need assistance !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 22:19, archived)
# hahah :D brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Get a leg up !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Crikey Pt 2
Possibly would but will she eat me after mating?
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 23:26, archived)
# If there is anything left . . . just deserts . . . you know !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 23:50, archived)
# Is this what I've come to
'just deserts.' I Think she would rather an Artic Roll while I sneak out the cat flap.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 1:08, archived)
# Very well then . . . you call the shots !
There's plenty to go roundaroundaround . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 3:33, archived)
# ...

sorry - it's been in my head all day and it had to come out
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Oh FFS
*Spangs good and proper*

Nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 21:37, archived)
# <deservedly accepts spanging>
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 21:41, archived)
# I like your sulu.
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 21:38, archived)
# ...."just not this"?
;-)

Edit: Loving your ROFLCOPTER btw!
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 21:42, archived)
# sulu has more geek.
thats the win for me
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 21:47, archived)
# It's frightening...
when I look at the percentage of Star Trek & Star Wars posts I've put here.

...and I work in IT.
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 21:55, archived)
# crikey
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 21:45, archived)
# heh heh..they're like farts....better out than in:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 21:48, archived)
# TooT TooT
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 21:51, archived)
# oh god
i had to filename as well, which is impressively difficult in google chrome without opening the thing in a new window

i feel stupid :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 21:52, archived)
# If you feel stupid,
install Firefox instead
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 22:01, archived)
# no way
i installed this thing to get away from firefox!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 22:03, archived)
# It does seem to be pretty damn fast.
Looking forward to the Mac version so I can try it out. And then revert to Safari.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 22:05, archived)
# I've got Safari . . . no filenames . . . is that the way ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 22:07, archived)
# I just open the image in a new tab to see the filename.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 22:16, archived)
# all the cool kids do this :)
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 22:27, archived)
# I'm in !
c________________o____________________o___________________L
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 22:29, archived)
# it's quite nice
the only thing i like about firefox is being able to use noscript and adblock plus. otherwise it just seems slow.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 22:10, archived)
# hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 21:57, archived)
#
(The Prince formerly known as Artist is feeling upsidedownsey, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 21:15, archived)
# I'm not sure that I get this entirely, but I like your username.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 21:17, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 21:17, archived)
# He is captain dick of the good ship dick heading for dick island
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 21:20, archived)
# Careful that they don't get stuck in your neck !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Caps Lock
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 21:19, archived)
# I'll be honest I've had a few beers, but i don't really get this?
de-ris?
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 21:20, archived)
# ON HIS WEBPAGE KANYE ALWAYS TYPES IN CAPS
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 21:22, archived)
# TA FOR THE KANYE KNOWLEDGE,
MAYBE NO I CAN ENTER THE KANYE UNIVERSECITY
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 21:28, archived)
# YOU CAN ONLY ATTENT IF U HAZ NIKE AIR YEEZYS
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 21:35, archived)
# NO WAYS. SHIZZLE ME BIZZLE I ONLY HAZ THE REEBOKS
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 21:37, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 21:41, archived)
# That's what I was thinking ...
Get me another beer?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 21:23, archived)
# kanye west will bust a cap?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 21:21, archived)
#
say what you see
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 21:22, archived)
# Broked!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 21:23, archived)
# refresh
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 21:24, archived)
# It's telling you off for hotlinking ...
' Copy link' seems to have done the trick, again.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 21:25, archived)
# Windows key?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 21:37, archived)
[challenge entry] First (not past the) post !


Click for bigger (382 kb)
(phoenixbbs, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 21:12, archived)
# There's a whaley in the thames

Thar he blows (our taxes)
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 21:17, archived)
# lol-that took you a while it seems
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 21:20, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm spend more time on this but i'm fed up of it now.

Clicky for biggy / readabley
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 20:49, archived)
# also
did anyone see this?

href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1206444/Boy-gets-exam-certificate-catching-bus.html
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Looks like his neck might have been burnt
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 20:54, archived)
# i want to punch the writer of that article in the face
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 20:54, archived)
# I'd quite like to do that too.
The comments (admittedly I scanned one of them) seem to be going off on one as if he'd been knighted for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 20:55, archived)
# i stopped reading it
well before then
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 20:56, archived)
# more than you want to punch AQA?
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 20:55, archived)
# i have no issues with the AQA
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 20:56, archived)
# even though they enjoy giving certificates out for getting on buses?
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 20:58, archived)
# they don't
this story is bullshit
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 20:59, archived)
# I want to set fire to Daily Mail HQ.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 21:00, archived)
# all you've done is demonstrate that the original copy has been poorly subbed by the nationals
that's clearly the same article
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 21:04, archived)
# Bobby McHale doesn't even exist, that's just a puppet
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 21:11, archived)
# LOOK AT THE SHADOWS, SHEEPLE!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 21:12, archived)
# I'll be honest I didn't read it, just googled for similar articles.
I'll work harder in future, promise.
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 21:12, archived)
# sorry for coming across like a grumpy cunt
but this sort of thing gets my dander up
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 21:13, archived)
# thats fine,
I couldn't careless about anything today after seeing my team get spanked 6-1 :(
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 21:17, archived)
# try being an aberdeen fan
8-1 on aggregate to a pack of cunts no-one's ever heard of before
then 3-1 at home to bloody celtic

fuck em
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 21:20, archived)
# there is still time, we've got some crazy greek team on thursday.
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 21:25, archived)
# with us it was sigma olomouc
5-1 at home, 3-0 away

but at least today wasn't a shock. the old firm these days is just asking for your arse to be handed back to you on a plate. covered in old firm jizz.

still time to at least finish top six...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 21:29, archived)
# the key here is the qoute
"The 15 year-old got the certificate from exam board AQA after attending a three week holiday scheme run by Bury Youth Services earlier in the summer."

there are a large range of awards available and these sort of things are aimed towards people of mixed abilities, If someone is severely disabled then reaching a point in their life where they are able to perform day to day tasks is a massive achivement. It also helps carers judge the ability of the individual to look after themselves and how much care is needed in certain situations.

What they fail to mention in this article is the background to him getting the certificate, He could well have been on the holiday scheme with some mixed abilities and the whole group was entered for awards.
Or they could simply have ballsed up and awarded the certificates to this group instead of another group who were attending a scheme next week or the week before.
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 21:09, archived)
# this^
also the kid's dad runs a fucking marketing firm, so is well aware of how to spin this non-story
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 21:11, archived)
# fair play.
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 21:12, archived)
# BONKERS BRITAIN
THIS COUNTRY IS GOIN T' DOGS
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 21:02, archived)
# For what?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 20:58, archived)
# I notice the work "underclass" used on that site.
I've seen a couple of people on here using it recently.
There's a similar word/concept that used to be used a lot in Germany, "Untermenschen". You don't hear it so much these days.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Given we all seem to hate and scorn that publication so much
it sure gets some linking around here, indicating it is being read

Or is that us ever dumbstruck on a daily basis with it's stupidity?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 20:58, archived)
# I would hope so, but I think the more likely truth is that some people actually read the damn thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 20:59, archived)
# I had a glance at the thing on the tube not so long ago coming back from work, given there was one lying around
the thing that struck me was quite how many 'columnists' they have basically having full page rants about things in life they may or may not have understood

It's as if they go off on some rant without pausing for a moment to reflect for a moment on stuff that on the surface may seem unjust, but has greater depth, like the rest of us tend to do; or to put it more simply never progress from getting out of bed feeling grumpy

Even other right-wing papers like the Times and the Torygraph attempt something resembling a reasoned argument the intelligent have a least food for thought to reflect upon
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 21:06, archived)
# christ
don't fancy yours much
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 21:08, archived)
# or yours
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1206629/What-Baby-Ps-mother-Tracey-Connelly-wicked.html
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 21:08, archived)
# what the fuck's happened to their faces?
www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1206526/Now-Katherine-Jenkinss-turn-dazzle-Victoria-Beckham-dress--shes-pulled-best-look-yet.html
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 21:09, archived)
# looking at that top pic
gives me vertigo, the angles are all wrong
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 21:16, archived)
# hahaha, bob foc
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 21:13, archived)
# gah!
just another bint-they're obsessed wi'this kinda shit splashed everywhere:(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 21:15, archived)
# PINGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 20:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 20:35, archived)
# That's only R-19!!!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 20:36, archived)
# *googles*
*is educated*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 20:37, archived)
# hahaha
hull!

now!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 20:36, archived)
# i've been
i don't want to go again
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 20:37, archived)
# yeah, it's fucking shite
doubt it's improved since I was there briefly about 14 years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Ha.
But it needs more Mediocre.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 20:38, archived)
# TJ: Beer beer beer beer beer.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 20:38, archived)
# only two more to go
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 20:40, archived)
# ... Until?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 20:40, archived)
# i've finished your list
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Aah okay.
I'm only on my third really. I'd feel a bit of a loser if I carried on now that I've left company ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 20:44, archived)
# drinking alone is best
as you don't have to share
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 20:45, archived)
# It makes drunken fumbling slightly less fun though.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 20:46, archived)
# i can put away 12 pints and still make love to myself
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Aah but wouldn't four pints and a lovely lady be more fun (and cheaper*)?
*Providing she's not pay-per-view ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha
I will be unable to look at my loft hatch in the same way again, for fear of Liam peering at me
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 20:38, archived)
# ceiling Liam is watching you masturbate
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 20:45, archived)
# It is a fearful scenario
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 20:46, archived)
# So is his acting
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Aww, I quite the bloke to be honest
I was at work this afternoon, and can't resist sharing this:


Click for bigger (233 kb)
These little guys are simply adorable :)

Straight through metal bars to boot!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 20:55, archived)
# I am quite immeasurably jealous of your job.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 20:56, archived)
# mmmmm, cub on a stick, yummy
Cute little bugger

Watch Rob Roy for Liam at his best
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 20:57, archived)
# Oh all right
that was rather weak ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 20:59, archived)
# I'm sorry for turning this image into some thing purile
edit : I mean im sorry in advance for turning this image into a fur woman
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 21:54, archived)
# you don't want fiber glass, you want celotexs
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 20:43, archived)
# no i don't
i want fellatio
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 20:44, archived)
# He is a good boy that fellatio, cousin of Nelson I believe
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 20:46, archived)
# Life of the party.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 20:47, archived)
# hahaha... Liam's loft "extention"
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 20:47, archived)
# pirates of the caribbean 4 has been re-cast
I prefer the new line up

(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 19:58, archived)
# Poorates.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 19:58, archived)
# poo poo poo
juicy poo

juicy juicy poo

poo poo poo

oh yeah

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Discpoomeats.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 20:03, archived)
# Ttsshitsr
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 20:04, archived)
# :(
I'm hungry
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 20:05, archived)
# Oh hey, bro.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 20:07, archived)
# Needs more mediocre.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 20:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Doris
(I helped save b3ta! zozamaroo, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 19:19, archived)
[challenge entry]
(cornishbob is going to hell on, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 19:14, archived)
# shut the fuck up you fucking ignorant dick cheese.
He runs it because he is a member of the labour party, who the country voted for in 1997. He's not an imbecile, he's the guy stuck with a whole lot of shit that he wasn't responsible for. He's the patsy here.

However, more importantly for the ignorant masses, he also can't play the media game to well which is apparently far more important.

edit: I mean HAHAHAHGORDON CLOWN MORE LIKE!!!!1
(interference, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 19:22, archived)
# flaccid
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 19:23, archived)
# dribbling
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 19:25, archived)
# HFl. acid
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 19:26, archived)
# Traditional Florida Acid
edit: ninjas noticed.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 19:27, archived)
# Oooh good noobpoint (despite the trolling)
He also kickstarted elimination of third world debt which people tend not to remember.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 19:25, archived)
# penis brie
I think its safe to say as Chancellor of the Exchequer and then PM, he is more than a little responsible for the banking circle jerk that dumped us in this current shit pile.
(cornishbob is going to hell on, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 19:26, archived)
# No he isn't
He didn't invent sub-prime mortgage lending.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 19:28, archived)
# He was happy to sit back and enjoy the resultant house price boom though.
It's not all his fault and hindsight is fantastic, but I certainly wouldn't call him blameless.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 19:36, archived)
# AS one eyed gits who cocked up our economy long before he ended up being in charge to "save the world" hes doing SHITE!
The bloke is a caretaker primeminsiter, he wont be remembered for a thing! he's a complete none entity who won't calll a general election because he knows he will be out on his arse!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 19:29, archived)
# wtf are you babbling on about
why the fuck should he call an election just because you want him to.
(gtfomh, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 19:39, archived)
# There's certainly an argument for calling an election so the winners can deal with various problems while thinking about beyond a years time.
Fuck all incentive for him to call it though, because his party is likely to get mauled.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 19:41, archived)
# IT s not becaue i want him to, its because i believe in DEMOCRACY!
He will probably be our only prime minister to both gain and loose the status without a single public vote, and that is just WRONG!

P.S. babble implies something incomprehensible and senseless! there is rhyme and reason to my point, babble sir is what you are doing in your mothers knickers in a corner rocking back and forth forever sucking your thumb!......... wow thats from a dark page in my mind! lol! I HATE EVERYONE EQUALY!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Did you vote for Tony Blair as Prime Minister then?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 20:34, archived)
# No but i did vote for labour with him in place as the leader of the party,
however i have since changed aligiance
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 20:37, archived)
# As a result of Gordon Brown being leader of the party?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 20:38, archived)
# no it was before that during the build up to the gulf conflict
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Oh ok.
So your issue is not with Gordon Brown, it is with Tony Blair.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 20:50, archived)
# No,
My issues is with a party that has dragged us into a needless war, dug us into debt and at the momement is borrowing for a quick fix that will leave the next elected party with massive national debt, please dont make assumtions without the facts... Remember Brown is responsible for the current financial fall out form 3 disasterous budgets.... A lot of people forget that the mess he is cleaning up he created himself on an awfull lot of fronts.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 20:55, archived)
# you're just inventing things to be angry about.
It is normal for the government to choose when to call an election, and it would be pretty fucking stupid to call it when everyone is being all pissy 'because your smile is a bit funny like.' This is what I meant by 'you wanting him to.' You clearly dont want him in the job despite the fact that there is nothing wrong with it no matter what you think, and seem to think it would be somehow "right" for him to deliberately call an election at a bad time for the labour party, so that your favourite but inept and hypocritical tory party can have a few years in and fuck up the country good and proper.

What's funny/sad&pathetic is, there are essentially 2 broad groups of things that gordon brown has taken heavy flak for from the tory party. The most flak has been taken for the policies that are actually closest to what the fecking tories would have done themselves, but they bitch about it just because it wasnt them doing it and they realise people are too dull to realise this and will love to have a go. The other category are things that either needed to be done, or where actually just good ideas, that were practical solutions to difficult problems and were better than anyone else had come up with, not just in britain but other countries too. For these ideas he was mocked simply for being a bit awkward in some unrelated incidents that happened at around the same time.

As for not making assumptions without facts, are you in the cabinet or high up in the security services or something? You appear pretty confident claiming the government dragged us into a needless war. I think it's a bit different when you're the guy who has to make a decision like that. Further I would hardly call the current borrowing a quick fix, and nobody, including the tories had a better idea. Finally, stop being so small minded referring to how the 'next elected party' will be in debt like it is all some kind of game. I strongly suspect Gordon Brown is more concerned with the debt the COUNTRY will be in than how much debt cameron will have to work with.
(gtfomh, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 1:27, archived)
# Very bold and forthright
You tell us
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 20:45, archived)
#
the irony of having a grammatical error in an image accusing someone of being an imbecile is not lost on me...



(cornishbob is going to hell on, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Missing comma, also, "an".
Also, another missing comma.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Boogie with Bogey !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 19:07, archived)
# BRING THE NOIZE
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 19:07, archived)
#
♪ ♫ ♫ ♪ ♪ ♫ ♫ ♪
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 19:14, archived)
# rockin' wiv da "HUMPH"
chortles
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 19:11, archived)
# Of all the juke joints in Texas . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 19:15, archived)
# LOL I AM DRY HUMPIN UR INTERNETS
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 18:47, archived)
# oh dear!
where's that screenwipe...
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# geckospunk
I think I just invented a german word
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 18:50, archived)
# jizzard maybe?
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# nah thanks, i'm spent
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 18:52, archived)
# Ya . . .
Eidechse Saft
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 18:53, archived)
# i need to do something with my day
i just realised ive been watching this since you posted it
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# You will watch all of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Need special goggles to see that . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 18:55, archived)
# SUPEREXTRADRYHUMPVISION
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 19:01, archived)
# i cant look away either
I was supposed to go see 'District 9', but I think I will just stay behind and watch this
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 19:00, archived)
# No you should see that
And give us a full report on how good it is/isn't
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 19:03, archived)
# not seen it. sounds good though
tonight im having a romantic evening watching Saw V with ms. valoukh. ive heard its shit
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# lol-i iz havin a seezure
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 19:01, archived)
# stupid google not linking properly
go to 104 Queensway

outside Bella Italia
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 19:06, archived)
# prnt scrn?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 19:07, archived)
# oh my!
this?
s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/42654/1250359610/108queensway.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 19:07, archived)
# Shame her legs are disappearing into a quantum singularity
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 19:10, archived)
# yea you kinda lose the flow when you see that
then i banged my head on the monitor
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# still would
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 19:13, archived)
# how about this dilemma?
goops.lafinjack.net/unorganized/10031_full.jpg

edit: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH: goops.lafinjack.net/unorganized/6283_full.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 19:16, archived)
# Hahahaha
That is gold
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 19:27, archived)
# hahahaha
whaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Maybe her legs had just ______ !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 19:16, archived)
# you know, there's easier ways to find porn on the internet
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 19:25, archived)
# yeh but you get far more exercise this way
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 19:34, archived)
# that's what they want you to think
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 19:46, archived)
# Oh wow.
How is she still in there?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 20:43, archived)
# My Daughter's first anim... made with no help !
.

.
BE NICE !!!
.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 18:40, archived)
# This is fab
That's a big cat you have :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 18:41, archived)
# i thought it was a small trampoline
no i didnt
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# WHAT THE FUCK
THAT CAT IS BOUNCING YET THE TRAMPLINE DOESN'T MOVE

DOES YOUR DAUGHTER KNOW NOTHING ABOUT NEWTON'S LAWS OF MOTION N THAT?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 18:43, archived)
# you are just jealous
...jealous that the cat knows some quantum laws of the universe that you will NEVER understand.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 18:44, archived)
# I had always suspected that the felines are the true masters
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 18:45, archived)
# She's got the right idea . . . is the cat's name tramp ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 18:44, archived)
# I always think of Windowlene when I hear the word Trampoline
I suspect there is a joke in that somewhere, but I'm fucked if I can find it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 18:47, archived)
# Think . . . bounce to the ounce . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 18:50, archived)
# energetic cat!
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# this is a fine animation
your daughter should be proud of it, and you of her sir.

don't listen to that cunt up there.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 18:44, archived)
# Nice one that daughter!
Top work! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 18:48, archived)
# W.T.K.W.I.T.?
WHAT I THINK IS, i think you made it. And i think you need to be proud and stand up and say it.
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# I ought to pass all my 'work' off as my 6yo daughter's
I might get sympathy clicks for it then!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 18:54, archived)
# *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 18:56, archived)
# *dances*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 18:57, archived)
# I like this
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# I like you
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 19:10, archived)
# *click*
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# Let's be honest
the work of a 6yo would probably be too mature for most of us.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 18:59, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 19:06, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 19:10, archived)
# No no no
I can assure you my friend that my 11yo daughter made it :D
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 19:08, archived)
# Yay :)
It's very cool.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 18:58, archived)
# supurb!
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 19:03, archived)

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