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# i drew this earlier

go here and click the pic to see it full size.
(I helped save b3ta! homelesssmith www.homelesssmith.com, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:54, archived)
# Something about it's eye giving it away.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:55, archived)
# Also, you have far too much talent, please go away.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:55, archived)
# BBC SciFi is bad M'kay
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zrhi0fCI-hk
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:10, archived)
# Oh dear.
But also, EEP!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:14, archived)
# Fuck yeah that's rad.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:56, archived)
# nice one
(I helped save b3ta! homelesssmith www.homelesssmith.com, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:57, archived)
# You can stop being so skilled too, you're showing the rest of us up.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:58, archived)
# AND BY THE REST OF US I MEAN ME!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:58, archived)
# Mue are you going to draw something for me tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:02, archived)
# Sure.
Whadya want?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:05, archived)
# I'd like a duckzeppelin.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:06, archived)
# You just said some beautiful words right there.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:11, archived)
# Fucking hell, that sounds like a Double room full o' fun!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:26, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZZgdzBm2R8
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:59, archived)
# Hah hah hah.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=C57fwihNz_w
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:01, archived)
#
us s o
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:03, archived)
# *falls off chair*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:06, archived)
# Can we see Eagle Study 1?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:16, archived)
#
holy eagle !!!
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:18, archived)
# No because it's not very good.
:3
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:18, archived)
# Claim you found it in a skip, thought it was shit and wanted to improve upon it
Then post it. Our secret.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:20, archived)
# I'm shy.
I've plenty of other garbage though.

dogpuking.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:21, archived)
# You should register a website and just tile every animalpuking.gif you've made on there
I'd make it my homepage.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:23, archived)
# Does it look anything like this?
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:27, archived)
# Haha!


(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:33, archived)
# My favourite thing about this is the bits of carrot.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:36, archived)
# FUCK YOUR DRAWING SKILLS TTSSATTSR!
GIVE US MORE MISSHAPEN BLOBS OF ORANGE
& GREEN WHICH REPRESENT VARIOUS
UNDIGESTED VEGETABLES!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:41, archived)
# I MIGHT DRAW SOMETHING ELSE PUKING.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:43, archived)
# please do,
I love things puking. I love Martin Creed's 'Sick Film'
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:46, archived)
# Ttssoarlikeabird, this is lovely.
I am awfully impressed by it.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:10, archived)
# Back when I used to try, I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:12, archived)
# Still, not as good as this
www.b3ta.com/board/9577773
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:14, archived)
# fucking hell man, that is wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:12, archived)
# You're fucking class too!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:25, archived)
# Coo, this is lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:02, archived)
# I also like this eagle it is a frendly eagl
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:18, archived)
# That's bloody lovely, really.
I drew this earlier, but haven't cleaned it up:
High
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:24, archived)
# Oh damn this is classy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:32, archived)
# wow
Did you draw this from life/reference?
Or was this done freestyle?
Gorgeous
(Oobla, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Itsa total giveaway.
(Piddins Drinking Double Dutch since, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:42, archived)
# Chew got gum !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:30, archived)
# Maskticating freaks!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:31, archived)
# Chew right !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:32, archived)
# Looks like anudda case for
DA GREEN BASTARD
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:31, archived)
# With his trusty sidekick
CUNTHEAD
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:32, archived)
# Cunning head is always besides himself . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:33, archived)
# Cunting McFavvanash
The Early Years
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:34, archived)
# Learning from mistakes is never easy to repeat . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:38, archived)
# Brea-kin up, is haaaard, tooo doo
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipzh4_W1KQ0
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:44, archived)
# You nose it !
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hf_U5yiFEK0&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:46, archived)
# DRAAAAAAAGO
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:48, archived)
# the green bastard
is the best wrestler. ever
(JoePesky, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:48, archived)
#
(JoePesky, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:00, archived)
# He does look like one bad green so and so !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:04, archived)
# Y E S !
to this and then some!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 2:09, archived)
# WOAH!..the thick plottens.....
lovely convincing chew ya got:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:33, archived)
# Nothing like breaking in a new set of chompers !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:37, archived)
# CHEW CHEW CHEW
Where's Chewbacca?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:46, archived)
# In her mouth . . . wait till she spits !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:50, archived)
# Strangely sexual...
*fwap*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:04, archived)
# Enticement . . . is the flavour of choice !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:23, archived)
# 'Knickers, knackers, knockers'
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:19, archived)
# hahaha brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:19, archived)
# He looks like he's sweating like hell in that picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Haha!
Is the kid in front on drugs?
Don't let him drive fro fuck's sake!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:20, archived)
#
katie holmes looks hot
and that other one

the bloke having a spasm
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:21, archived)
# :D...that face:)))everytime

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:22, archived)
# YES YES YES
fuck yes
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:23, archived)
# ahaha
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:23, archived)
# Hahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:23, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Bowling buddies in their spare time !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:27, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:23, archived)
# Back off from the plexiglass !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:26, archived)
# this delights me
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:32, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 9:43, archived)
[challenge entry] One girl One Goatsidge
(ruff secks R.I.P. uncle Jim :(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:13, archived)
# this always happens to me
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:15, archived)
# Top sourcing skills.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:15, archived)
# I like my stats quote.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:18, archived)
# well bugger me.
edit: also i heard something of a glasses swap picture
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:16, archived)
# Step on it little fella!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:16, archived)
# tickle me larynx
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:18, archived)
# hahahahaha
*speechless*..:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:19, archived)
# Zounds!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:19, archived)
# great band
1 2 3 go
I got an ego
It won't let me go
Wot am I going to do?
(ruff secks R.I.P. uncle Jim :(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:32, archived)
# Dig yer heels in !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:20, archived)
# gahh!! no more grotuesque tongues tonight plz :P
**CLICK**
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:44, archived)
# goddamn! you really tore that word up didn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:49, archived)
#
I like it!
It's a nice corruption.
(ruff secks R.I.P. uncle Jim :(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:51, archived)
# ahhhahhhhah shit
 
I have been perusing your profile
liking your stuff here
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:50, archived)
#
cheers bud :)
(ruff secks R.I.P. uncle Jim :(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:52, archived)
# omg stalkerboi
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:54, archived)
# I LIKE YOUR NEW WALLPAPER, SHIKSA
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:32, archived)
# I GOT IT JUST FOR YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:50, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:51, archived)
# unfuckingreal!
woo yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 6:27, archived)
# You are one sick mo' fo'...
...me likey!

[click], [click], [click]...
(minimalist ..., Wed 26 Aug 2009, 16:08, archived)
# winner
(Mr Chicken, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:57, archived)
# back to school quentin


Click for bigger (54 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:09, archived)
# Don't let him drive for fuck's sake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:10, archived)
# That's the other 'wagon, silleh!!


Also Woo to Mr Jones
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:13, archived)
# Would you get into a car Tarantino was driving?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:15, archived)
# Yes!
Damn straight I would.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:17, archived)
# Then I humbly and respectfully retract my statement.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:22, archived)
# Unless he was on drugs!
Apparently you can tell by the eyes!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:24, archived)
# This is THE PURSUIT OF HAPPyNESS
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:15, archived)
# Nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:28, archived)
#
danke
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:34, archived)
# looking well, isn't he
 


I am told this is a goodfilm I will go see it
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:48, archived)
# Crack wasp
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:08, archived)
# Don't let him drive for fuck's sake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:09, archived)
# Evil little things.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:10, archived)
# The police can tell your on drugs by the way you hold you syringe
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:11, archived)
# :D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:06, archived)
# a-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:07, archived)
# HYUCK-HYUCK-HYUCK-HYUCK-HYUCK-HYUCK-HYUCK-HYUCK-HYUCK-HYUCK-HYUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:08, archived)
# Don't let him drive for fuck's sake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:08, archived)
# this zoo i would visit
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:09, archived)
# Slip a tenner Jahled's way and you just might get a chance.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:13, archived)
# E=MuSmokage
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:09, archived)
# puff puff puff
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:16, archived)
# That'll stunt it in the neck !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:18, archived)
# heh heh heh....weed-emu...
loves teh weed:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Lovely stoned emu is lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:29, archived)
# ...


ah, bandwagons
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:57, archived)
# 3 points.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:58, archived)
# WOO YAY
Got you all in check
:P
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:59, archived)
# Busta . . . move !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:00, archived)
# Ha.
Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Hahaha!
Wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:04, archived)
# :)
the meme is in the air tonight...
and bravo on yours, too.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:08, archived)
# Ta matey.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:10, archived)
# OH YEAH!
BLINGMASTER:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:28, archived)
# yeah!
Sweetly!
(SenorPlankton is finding silly things to do ..., Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:53, archived)
# eye can smell dogs

enter sandman
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:50, archived)
# Suddenly the whole world makes sense again....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:50, archived)
# mit jazz
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:00, archived)
#
That's quality that is!
(Mr Jay, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:52, archived)
# needs more jazzm mit hogis

that i made
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:01, archived)
# here is your phone call
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:52, archived)
# yes,..yes..ahah..
BULLET MOTHER
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:01, archived)
# I knew someone who saw a dog, once.
She died shortly after.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:53, archived)
# The dog or the person?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:54, archived)
# Who knows?
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:55, archived)
#
now it makes sense...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:56, archived)
# his name was Moses
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:02, archived)
# How do you devise your pictures, Dekionplexis 808?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:55, archived)
# i go with the flow
like QOTSA

now i have to listen to that
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:57, archived)
# Fucking hell! !Shocker!!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:55, archived)
# FINGA LICKIN GOOOOOOOOOD
@:{p
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:03, archived)
# thanks all
Kenco is fine coffee

mit doobage

smoke if yagotem!


YAGOTEM

Yagotem
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:56, archived)
# agreed
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:02, archived)
# YGTM
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:07, archived)
# ya
YA!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:08, archived)
# oh yes.
Say your prayers little one
Dont forget, my son
To include everyone

(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:57, archived)
# exxxxxxxxxxiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit liiiiiiiiiight
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:59, archived)
# enter nigigight!
take my hand.
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:00, archived)
# OFF TO NEVER-NEVER LAND





oOOH
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:04, archived)
# dung der der dung
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:04, archived)
# YEAHR!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:06, archived)
# Newt, re: rants . . .
The totality of the above said determination is all that is needed to enhance the feasibility of all said possibilities !

Regent
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:59, archived)
# 17
and not yet a woman
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:02, archived)
# The probability of this scenario is -n to the poowa of Jape.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:05, archived)
# Mann von sand pferd von fiiiiiiiiiisch
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:09, archived)
# Ah, zee cheeldren of zee feeeeeesh.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:10, archived)
# My German is such shit that it actually might mean a horse made of out of feeeeesh.
Or as you say, bred from feeeeeeesh. LÖL

edit: HAHA! Tutu funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:18, archived)
# BREAD FEESH
3 krax a punnet
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:26, archived)
# SHAZZAM!!!!!!!!!!!!
"like being tazered"....:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:31, archived)
# NUGET BRED
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:37, archived)
# The most offensive movie never made...


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(Mr Jay, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:46, archived)
# Poor Joey and Josef and Freddie :(
I really don't "get" this....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:47, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
the awful thing is, i know of this movie...
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:47, archived)
#
Yeah... it was one of the banned video nasties, pretty poor and needed spicing up a bit. Think I may have over-done it though...!
(Mr Jay, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:51, archived)
# i know far far too much about video nasties...faaaaaaaaaar too much.
and for the second time today i can pea this


(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:52, archived)
#
Rock on, Tommy!
(Mr Jay, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:53, archived)
# thoes two need shooting.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:54, archived)
# Wrong!
Unless your only memory of them is the feature film "The boys in blue", then your statement stands
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:57, archived)
# hahahaha!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:56, archived)
# I like gravy, me
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:34, archived)
# Heh heh heh
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:35, archived)
# Oh fuck
oh fucking fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:36, archived)
# Ha! I hate you so much!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:37, archived)
# LOL!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:38, archived)
# Northern boys love gravy!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEAPVTOPFHs
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:44, archived)
# OH MAN!!!!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:45, archived)
# On a wall in my school someone had written "Mr [some teacher] is a barsrald"
So your mispelling does not shock me, Tarantino, I've seen worse.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:37, archived)
# Top smugging!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:37, archived)
# *clicks*
matches ya sig.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:37, archived)
# If it wasn't for my sig i wouldn't have a subject line!!!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:39, archived)
# and once again i'm too intoxicated to notice the blindingly obvious
:(
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:40, archived)
# Aah Bisto !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:37, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:47, archived)
# Hah! Awesome.
(Tuesday Lobsang Rampa has got all pig iron, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:49, archived)
# that's cuntingly good
*clicks accordingly*
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:49, archived)
# Ooh! Ta!
Cuntingly!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:58, archived)
# ha ha ha ha !
noice.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:15, archived)
# Forgot about this....
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:18, archived)
# The dogtor aint gonna like mending those :( That;s why he's sad....

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:19, archived)
# On that note, i was rummaging through archive the other day for...
...a funny little phot-comic style post where a doctor is talking to a patient and it goes something like this, if you know where it is let me know:

Doctor: Im afraid its bad news?
Patient: Is it serious?

Doctor: As serious as cancer.
Patient: Is there a cure?

Doctor: Yes I have the power
Patient: YOUR JUST QUOTING SNAP LYRICS! IM GONNA REPORT YOU

Doctor:Please! Stay off my back, or i will attack and you dont want that!

If you can locate this i might be willing to perform sexual favours.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:22, archived)
# How old is it roughly?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Thats the thing, I havn't a clue!
Was probably over a year ago at least.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:24, archived)
# Sounds like something smallbrainfield may have done.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:29, archived)
# And thanks to the fella below,
I was right :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:26, archived)
# Pfft.
*swaps battery for terminal 3 of manchester airport*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:26, archived)
# This one?
Not mine at all in the slightest, but it tickled me also so I had it saved...

(Jonny Googs, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:32, archived)
# I pretty sure if he wants it reposted
he can do it himself.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:37, archived)
# Nicely man, very nicely.
This one is going around the office tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:50, archived)
# Dogtor is sad as he has hands and not paws
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Erm, who would rather have paws than hands?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Dogtor.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:25, archived)
# No he wouldn't.
Imagine how hard surgery would be with paws?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Imagine how easy it would be with claws!
Apendectomy? Sure thing, I'll book you into thea- *SWIPE* DONE!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:29, archived)
# Sewing up again though?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:29, archived)
# My dog had a vet's finger up her anus today :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:30, archived)
# o_0
Poor dog. Was he even ill?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:31, archived)
# SHE hadnt pooped in about 36 hours
and was acting strange
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:32, archived)
# Oh noes :(
Is it anything serious?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:37, archived)
# Hope not
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:42, archived)
# When will you know?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:50, archived)
# Hopefully she'll poop in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Let someone else do that, Dogtor is too busy humping the nurse.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:30, archived)
# That's a job for Nurse Sewing Needle.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:31, archived)
# I remember it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:33, archived)
# only unclean people repost in new threads
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:46, archived)
[challenge entry] This is its maiden flight


and 'Ning All
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Ha
Nice Qantas logo alteration :)
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:00, archived)
# I like this flight !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Best airline EVER
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:06, archived)
# Shame that the passengers are always all gay men, thinking that the name means something else.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:08, archived)
# You may be on to some thing
I shall cower towards the back, like I always do, and find my demands for lots of ale, are strangely met, given the usual state of terror I find my self in, upon planes
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:16, archived)
#
mmm, sausage
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Marvelllous!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:08, archived)
# FLY YOU FUCKER FLY!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:12, archived)
# lovely
I was going to make a picture of a sausage with cutaways to show the inside of a plane or submarine, I'm not sure why but the humour/difficulty ratio was very low so I gave up.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:15, archived)
# No sausage is too difficult!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:17, archived)
# I will sell you my idea for 20 sausages
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:17, archived)
# I was stating the ideal!
In my case pretty much everything is too difficult.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Don't give up.
That'd be ace!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:17, archived)
# worry not
Mue has assured me his version is going to be great :D
I don't have time.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:24, archived)
# HERRO!..YOU LIKE FRY SAUSSAIR?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Shazam
(nraphael, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 1:29, archived)
# Hello, I'm new...

...and I like weevils, amongst other things. Now you know. :)
(Tuesday Lobsang Rampa has got all pig iron, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:47, archived)
# Nice one Valin....
Oh, wait!

Hello n00b :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:48, archived)
#
/wave
(Tuesday Lobsang Rampa has got all pig iron, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:49, archived)
# xXxwaves backxXx
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:52, archived)
# It does have the twitch down pat !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:52, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9660293
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:49, archived)
# Yay!
Fablious!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:49, archived)
# This has to be the most sinister invertebrate I have ever seen
*forwards to experts*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:51, archived)
#
haha
(Tuesday Lobsang Rampa has got all pig iron, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:53, archived)
# It's a
long nosed weevil
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Silly Jahled!
Bettle's is not Invertebrates!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Do beetles have spines?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:55, archived)
#
when you place them on cocktail sticks yes
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Yeah, they do.
Don't they?

*goes out to the garden to find a beetle to dissect*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:57, archived)
# No, they're anthropods.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:59, archived)
# So are we.
Being a vertebrate or invertebrate is the subphylum innit ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:01, archived)
# arthopods*
thus.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:02, archived)
# I fucking hate Biology :P
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:03, archived)
# I skimmed the thingi and assumed it said anthropod because that was a word I knew.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:04, archived)
# :)
Chemistry? Yeah, blowing things up is cool.
Physics? Yeah, knowing how things blowing up will work out is cool.
Biology? Fuck off ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:06, archived)
# Yeah, bloody biologists
They call monosaccharides "simple sugars!" I ask you!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:09, archived)
# Well, monosaccharides are usually C6H12O6, which as organic chemicals go isn't that complex.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:11, archived)
# There was a time in my life when I could draw that.
No longer.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:12, archived)
# It involves a hexagon with bits coming off it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:13, archived)
# I managed to forget A level chemistry in four days - a record
Fortunately it was the four days following the exam.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Or there's an alternate representation where you have the main carbon chain going up and down
and the OH and H groups are off to the left and right.

like this www.olemiss.edu/courses/chem222/CH.24-Notes/CH.%2024-CHEM%2022221.gif
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Are you an actual alchemist?
Do you try all day to turn lead into gold?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Yes.
No, I do this : gilleain.blogspot.com
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Whoa! I like the pictures.
But rarely have I seen so many words I don't understand.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Kevlar, for example, now that's a complex chemical.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Hmmm. Looks like a protein with the alpha carbons replaced by phenyl groups.
Proteins, now THERE's a complex chemical.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:19, archived)
# Yeah, but kevlar can stop bullets.
And it's a polymer, not a protein.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:21, archived)
# This is true. I expect that some sort of exoskeleton made from protein and metal ions might do so too.
Or maybe just chitin.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:26, archived)
# *Nods and smiles*
Exoskeleton, fuck yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:28, archived)
# Are you a proper scientist, Crystal Meth?
Tell me Science.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Meh.
My mum is a Molecular Bioligist. It bores me.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:13, archived)
# Keep people comfy on fluffy green sofas
Is about the only thing I remember from biology.
(kingdom, phylum, class, order, family, genus, species)
AKA Kinky penguins can only f*ck going sideways.

(Hello Mr Waters! I'm a Dr now!)
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:16, archived)
# *googles*
You ain't seen nothing, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:00, archived)
# The beetle page of wikipedia just linked me to
THIS article.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:57, archived)
#
#cockchafer
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:59, archived)
# *single tear*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:01, archived)
# You need more than a single tear if you want it to be an active ingredient in your poetry ink
Semen, hair dye and blood may not be enough.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:04, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9660130
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:05, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9660142
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Touché
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:09, archived)
# *shoves a dozen down his pants*
Yeah, they do chafe a bit....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Good grief!
IF I SAY IT"S AN INSECT,TAKE MY WORD FOR IT*

Is this some form of insubordination?

*I do not have a zoological PHD, I may just take lots of photographs on behalf of people who do
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:06, archived)
# Damn right bitch ;)
Although I was being stupid. Those things confuse with their lazy exoskeletons.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:09, archived)
# Hello . . . meat to please you !
Buguys !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:53, archived)
# What a curious name you have, Mr Rampa
And what a curious bug.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:54, archived)
# hello weevil
that's a nice person
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:16, archived)
# the wonderment of weevils
woo:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:34, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:38, archived)
# Awww yay :D
"In 1986, The Dutch Inventor Mediocre got a job at Nasa.

"I had been watching Button Moon on my Telly box and that Mr Spoon was really getting on my nerves, the freakish little nutter!"

"So I built this rocket ship out of some old fruitellas and a cigar case and went up there. Turns out that they aren't real, and all I found in space was loads of fucking Clangers and Bucky O'Hare. I was well pissed off. Which is why I turned Bucky green, and ripped out those little Clanger bastards voiceboxes, replacing them with the thistle whistles I had nicked Angus and Elspeth in Scotland the week before!" the demented Edam molesting Clog hopper said."
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:39, archived)
# Every time you're rude to a Dutchman
a marijuana plant dies.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:44, archived)
# Good, drugs are bad!
The Dutch Inventor Mediocre is unable to see the colour blue due to an extremely unfortunate radish picking incident.

In fact, if he sees someone riding a blue bicycle, he actually thinks they are floating.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Which led to his next great invention...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:46, archived)
# This is true.
In 1429, The Dutch Inventor Mediocre invented Spoons.

"I am shit at the guitar and the piano, so I invented the spoons so I had an instrument I could play. Next time, I will tell you about the time I invented television aerials...." said the psychotic dutchman.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:47, archived)
#
thinks of mr spoon
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:40, archived)
# The stars are out . . . the moon is high . . . and so shall I be . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:43, archived)
# thankyou
:D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:46, archived)
# Domo-Button Moon Mashup
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:08, archived)
# Lets see you get through that one
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:29, archived)
# Mmm, gloryholes...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Please everybody ignore the above post
I really dont want to see venessa feltz in any sexual position
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:32, archived)
# That's Vanessa??
No wonder there's a tin foil shortage!!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:34, archived)
# You don't have to see her, you'd be on the other side of the wall.
Just imagine how eager the sex starved lass would be.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:34, archived)
# preston supports palestine.
..how far off is the hole? I bet she could get her head through.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:33, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:33, archived)
# I have just recieved a gaz.
By mentioning it I invalidate the point of the pm system, but I'm excited, I never get gazes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Who was it from?
Post it in full here, maybe add a couple of embarrassing sentences
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:40, archived)
#
re: Ee-jah as they call it.
Ha, oh dear, does your computer not render the characters? Hm... probly gonna be unreadable :) I'll send off the same one just in case.
I love you Muey, no one ever made me cum like that before.
zeltergiset, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:44
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Ahh, the allen keys investigation, I remember that
And our night of passion.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:47, archived)
# <font color=blue> showed so much promise in the preview.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Odd name for a string of anal beads
And they didn't even touch the sides.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:50, archived)
# It was a good job really, I'd already milked you dry thrice.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Radio gaga


I can't stop!
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:27, archived)
# DRUG DRIVING
Your musical taste gives you away
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Shut up and listen.
La la la....
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:29, archived)
# :-/ oh no

(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:24, archived)
# What a great idea for an image challenge!
*ducks*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:27, archived)
# ducks!
I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:28, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:30, archived)
# We did ducks the other week!
I'm with Dixon!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:30, archived)
# dey do do
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:34, archived)
# hehe
i would eat soylent green, but not if it is made of whoopi goldberg
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:35, archived)
# whoopi goldberger
is people
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Ah, democracy...


www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6809329.ece
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/politics/7694646.stm

PS sorry but I still can't figure out what exactly these Vote For Change folks are trying to achieve. Is it armed revolt?
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:17, archived)
# As each day goes by, the more I see him,
the more I develop fear of him.

Every time I look at him I feel like the news are playing that super low frequency noise that imparts fear instantly.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:20, archived)
# I wonder why :)
farm4.static.flickr.com/3229/2297272408_73e6d61eaa.jpg

I quite like the bloke, he does stuff like knock the ideological shit out of politicians I disagree with, in a completely unashamed manor
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:31, archived)
# I always imagine him as elongating his s's.
Yesssssssss! Jusssssssssssst what I thought!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:33, archived)
# Him dissolving the House of Commons would be the final chuckle
having put our worthless working class into national service as sailors on the UK's glorious new fleet of fifty destroyers, or the as expendable Stormtroopers

One can only dream
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:41, archived)
#
here it is
(Peter_G, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:36, archived)
# 0_o
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:42, archived)
#
it's not that bad
(Peter_G, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:45, archived)
# ?
I don't get the connection
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:50, archived)
#
they are in an office block and people are jumping out the window - people jumping out of world trade centers

Come to think of it I see why they took it down.
(Peter_G, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:54, archived)
# ha ha!
for truly he is the Lord of Darkness.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:37, archived)
# I just saw an advert for District 9. It made me go "awwww" when the alien said it just wanted to go home.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:20, archived)
# That looks fucking stunning!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:21, archived)
# It did look good, I didn't expect it to make me go "awwww" out loud though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:22, archived)
# it got to #37 on imdb.
It looks like a 'we are the real monsters' type film.
Apparently in "I Am Legend" in the original ending, the vampires are revealed to be thinking, benevolent creatures who were merely attempting to rescue a vampire that Neville had captured earlier - yet another test audience ruins what could have been a good film.
(Peter_G, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:29, archived)
# I watched I Am Legend not long ago. It was started good, but the ending was stupid and pointless.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:33, archived)
# All of the Americans are raving about it, and unusually I think that's a good think.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:24, archived)
# I've seen it. It is.
The bloke in it grows an alien arm. I fucking want one. Now, if possible thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:24, archived)
# There are actually, for the first time in a while,
a lot of films that I really want to go to the cinema and see.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Is it out now somewhere?
Not that I'm going to try and find it somewhere on an illegal streaming website... no...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Ah, I went to a London screening freebie for media wankers 'cos I'm a media wanker.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:29, archived)
# Oh, I'll have a shuftie about anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:30, archived)
# There's that chap who for some reason has been handed the country
when are they going to start putting up posters of him everywhere

so we can worship him, the way god intends

:(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:24, archived)
#
worship him stab him repeatedly through the eyes

Edit: hey, why strike tags no workee?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:28, archived)
# I hope you're a light sleeper in a house with a wallpaper of cameras
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:29, archived)
# try <s>worship him</s>
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:38, archived)
# I thought that it had something to do with the exchange rate . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:25, archived)

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