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# The wife is watching period dramas again :(
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 15:35, archived)
# poor guyq
*pats scrotum*
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 15:36, archived)
# I HAD DISTEMPER
LIKE MY JEALOUS EEL,
TOO HOT TOO GREASY!!
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Would.
I'd do Kate Bush too.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 15:37, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 15:38, archived)
# period dramas? yuk
bad enough having the 'Always' adverts lets alone dramatising their monthly issues
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Poldark on mopeds
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 15:41, archived)
# if only I had f5'ed instead of posting just after you
*opens umbrella*
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Period Dramas are so bloody!
:p
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 15:40, archived)
# *badadish*
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 15:51, archived)
# I drew Sid :]
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Haha, awww.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 15:34, archived)
# That's lovely
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 15:38, archived)
# I like Sid very much
but that white carrot doesn't line up at all
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 16:12, archived)
# It doesn't line up in the original either.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Awww, I'm a bit disappointed now, I thought Sid was your own creation.
Nevertheless, good drawage skills there young fella-me-lad.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 16:45, archived)
# zalgo
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Welcome to the internet, you must be new or stupid.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 15:28, archived)
# or both ?
 
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 15:29, archived)
# LEWK WHAT I AM CAN DO:
!
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 15:29, archived)
# OMG TTSSOATTSTER YOU ARE THE MEME KING
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 15:35, archived)
# I've done a fuck and I feel guilty now.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 15:37, archived)
# As well you should.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 16:04, archived)
# STOP SAYING MEME YOU FUCKS
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Not again
He comes too much
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Il mio hovercraft è pieno di anguille
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 15:29, archived)
# I miei capezzoli esplodono di gioia
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 15:30, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Didn't someone post this earlier?
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 15:29, archived)
# I don't get it
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 15:32, archived)
# hmmmm...bins at the ready..

(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 15:37, archived)
# What exactly am I looking at?

(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 15:39, archived)
# :P
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 15:40, archived)
# COR that's big and clever
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 15:54, archived)
# That mickey mouse pic reminded me
I drew Wolverine the other day.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Hello, Cenaris.
I'm going to write my opinion here:
My opinion is that this would be better if your lines were thinner.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 15:29, archived)
# I was thinking that when I finished it
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 15:29, archived)
# I have a trick for that
in firefox you can hold down the right mouse button and use the scroll wheel to shrink the image
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 15:31, archived)
# You just gave my router spyware.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 15:32, archived)
# double click your dns so it triplicates your bios
then do a boot disk but put in a spare computer (your phone can probably do it these days) and push it in wirelessly.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 15:35, archived)
# I'm using FreeBSD, is this an issue?
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 15:37, archived)
# It could be, did you filezilla your BSoD or was it just a BSD IOIOIOI?
Microsoft have been trying to scare users into doing a UNIX on their hard drives, be really really wary of it. Let me know if you feel scammed at any point here, help me out.

edit: sorry, I hit a capital L instead of a capital I in the subject bar to reperestentd the binaries
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Your tech supportings are througly helpfel. 10 points ***** bets anser.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Top news

and top idea for an Image Challenge
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post510404
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 15:04, archived)
# He's the best at what he does
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 15:05, archived)
# No I don't like this idea. I'm very sorry.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 15:07, archived)
# you don't like any of the ideas though
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 15:09, archived)
# This isn't true - I like some.
I just don't really care about comics.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 15:15, archived)
# no, we know
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Do you want to listen to other things I do not like?
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 15:25, archived)
# i do...
...i do...!
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Is there not a danger that the Disney Lawyers will decend on b3ta
for mass copyright misuse - I say let's do it!
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Yay!
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 15:08, archived)
# I think Disney and all comics would be better
Because it'd inevitably happen anyway, and at least this way there won't be hundreds of ACTUALLY THIS IS DC NOT MARVEL pedant posts all day.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 15:14, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 15:22, archived)
# There is a set number of mashups which is probably lower than the set number of expected posts.
this doesn't mean it's a bad concept, it just means it's a bad idea for an image challenge on a messageboard that invites this many posts.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 15:21, archived)
# more options available than
"sausage" I would say ;)
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 15:25, archived)
# not really
i mean a sausage could be applied to a number of things that couldn't be calculated, whereas the total number of marvel heroes versus the total number of dc heroes would give a number.

Sure, if you include every hero ever presented in both comics then you will get a huge number, but when you just choose the popular ones I'd say there are about 256 possiblities.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 15:33, archived)
# according to the bbc there are 5000 marvel characters
I don't know how many Disney films and characters there are, but I'm thinking that's a huuuuuuuuge amount of variation, especially when you start thinking of the different styles of film Disney have done, i.e. black and white cartoons like Steamboat Willy, live action like Mary Poppins, Fantasy like Dragonslayer, sci fi like Tron, shed loads of options
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 15:38, archived)
# and as i said, if you include them all then yes there is a huge number.
if you just include the popular ones, then whittle them down to the funny combinations, you have about 12 hours for such a populous idea to get boring.

I think it would be a fantastic thread though, it's a great concept with a good number of ideas for that. I'd do my best to join in, because it would be fun.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 15:42, archived)
# hey, maybe if you worked "obscure" into the title it would work better
so that people felt challenged to go for the less obvious heroes or something.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 16:00, archived)
# No
I cant draw so I feel inadequate and left out. And them I self loathe and finally end it all. Its not a good idea*





*prob is a great idea but I still cant draw
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 15:28, archived)
# I bet you can draw. I bet you just doubt yourself. Draw a cat.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 15:31, archived)
# perhaps ill draw cats waterskiing on merangues
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 15:34, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 15:35, archived)
# It worries me.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Disney gets enough exposure...
...FUCK 'EM!
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Even more reason to hate Disney, now..
X(
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 16:21, archived)
# pope horse
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 14:59, archived)
# heh heh...watch out!....he's about to stampede
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Must be all those long sermons
that's making a him a little hoarse.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 15:05, archived)
# special commemorative issue.........(they should have switched cars I reckon)....:(

(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 14:56, archived)
# nicely done :)
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Haha.
I like this. Especially the steering wheel action :)
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 15:25, archived)
# heh heh....if only Henri had used a bit more of it on the night.............
:)
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 15:44, archived)
# technocolor faces...
...way ahead of it's time!
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 15:42, archived)
# 3 of 'em would soon be grey.....:(((
one survivor:)
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 15:49, archived)
# So they loaded up the truck and . . . the rest is history . . .
♫ ♪ ♫ ♪
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 17:35, archived)
# :(

...and bless mediocre and redsushi and...
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Flying cabbage gods
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 14:44, archived)
# CABBAGE LORD.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 14:46, archived)
# you never bless me
*stamps foot and cries*
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Salad Grace in the Sky
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 14:48, archived)
# lettuce not forget
...teh bacon to go with it:D NOM NOM
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Lettuce eat...
...a steak!
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 14:51, archived)
# GET OUT OF MY HOUSE
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 14:49, archived)
# I bloody love lettuce.
Current favourite : little gem. My snales prefer it too.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 14:53, archived)
# How are your TINY SNAYELS?
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 14:55, archived)
# TINY SNALES IS AGROWIN
NOT VERY FAST.

they love carrot and burrowing

one day I saw them mutually mount each other. I was agog.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Do you have crops? Snadles like to ate your crops so plese be aspecialy carful.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 15:03, archived)
# I am growing a crop in the SNALETANK
leafy crop for feed to snale for cheap
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 15:43, archived)
# It is a good idea for someone who eats a lot of meat to have a few leaves of lettuce first
lettuce is a fantastic digestive for carnivores.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 14:57, archived)
# It is a good idea for someone who eats a lot of lettuce to have a few leaves of lettuce first
lettuce is a fantastic digestive for lettivores.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 15:00, archived)
# no really those people need to eat something else. A diet of only leaves creates a sloth or maybe a koala.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 15:02, archived)
# or snales
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Let us alone !
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 17:40, archived)
# 'noon

(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 14:40, archived)
# you are a nonsense :)
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 14:46, archived)
# I did these too, but I think what I probably really wanted was
an animated gif for the last frame of him moving around like the new Schmoo :D

(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 15:13, archived)
# telminatol 5
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 14:46, archived)
# this is pule lacism!
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 14:48, archived)
# how strange! :D

(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 16:03, archived)
# EWCOMICS75 - Accident 1


Thought i'd try a story arch, so tune in next week for the thrilling continuation :O
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 13:50, archived)
# *ppaaaaampaaampaaaaam*
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 13:55, archived)
# It's a story ARC, bro.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Arch
as in short for Archibald?

edit: Gah!
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 14:00, archived)
# On that note
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Zolderguts, what music are you listening to today? Do tell.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Today I have mostly been listening to IMA Robot, The Faint and Brand New
Partly because they are excellent bands, but also because they are fun to play in Audiosurf. Are you familiar with it?

www.audio-surf.com/

What are you listening to today, Tartstuffer? And where have you been for the last few days?
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 14:34, archived)
# 1) Hello I do know Audiosurf well. I tend to find the longest, fastest tracks to play and go endurance stylee.
2) Shostakovich, Bohren & der club of Gore and Lungfish.
3) Steampunk is fucking lame, so I've not felt the need to visit.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 14:37, archived)
# I will investigate these mysterious bands I suspect you may have made up
And yeah, Steampunk is rather dull but fortunately there's only about five genuine Steampunk entries into the competition.

Trotsalter, draw the nice people of b3ta something with vomit in.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 14:40, archived)
# I might draw something puking. I still have an idea in my head from a while back, but I'm not feeling so enthused about drawing it.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 14:42, archived)
# I did a Formula 1 picture when you weren't here
And you like Formula 1.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Link me.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 14:53, archived)
#
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 14:58, archived)
# I'm sorry this picture appears to be outdated.
:D
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Deep down, were you expecting another lol massa got hit by a spring post?
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 15:19, archived)
# I was dreading it :C
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Try again.
:D ding ding ding ding.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 14:01, archived)
# AUTOMATIC RE-HO CHAMBERS
GUESS WHAT RE-HO MEANS
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Restoring Houses.
RENT OR ING HOW IS.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 14:33, archived)
# ok maybe i can allow that because you are close but right now i would like to give you a second chance to get the PERFECT ANSWER
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Re Horakhty.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 14:37, archived)
# ok sorry
I didn't see this before my below answer i can see you are completely "with grips" to the cogent storyline.

Please don't hate me because i expect so much from you
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Should I REFRIEND you now or did I ruin it?
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 14:40, archived)
# I think the entire board should know this:
I unfriend everyone each day. Not because I think I'm cool, not because I think I deserve to be entertained, because I HATE EVERYONE.

Also man don't make me doubleunfriend you twice tomorrow because that really fucks with my system
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Systems have graphs. I highly doubt you have a graph. I believe your system isn't real.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 14:46, archived)
# the visionary does not create the graph, the analyst creates the graph so that the visionarys ideals may be remembered.
the analyst does not stand in the path of the visionary, they observe the wake so that future generations may understand.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 14:49, archived)
# TOO SLOW
the correct answer was "arc".

SEe, arc is like a part of a circle and a story goes full circle. why did you say arc when you celarly know what it means it's like you're trying to act smart or something.

i'm so intelligent
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 14:39, archived)
# I'm UNFRIENDING you.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 14:39, archived)
# You remember that time we were FRIENDS? That time ended today.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 14:40, archived)
# man you should try doing this from my end
it's like i'm some dude you never met but maybe it's awkward because you're probably a cool dude but we'll probably never meet anyway.

I UNFRIENDED YOU TO ABOID THE HURT
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 14:46, archived)
# THIS ISN'T OVER.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 14:50, archived)
# NOTHING IS OVER UNTIL ONE OF US DIES
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 15:00, archived)
# OH MAN MY FINGER IS SO CLOASE TO THAT BUTTON DON'T MAKE ME DO IT MAN
I THOUGHT WE WERE COOL
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Ooops
my bad D:
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 16:29, archived)
# CRASH! BANG! WALLOP! WHAT A VIDEO
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Halle Berry's wild ride
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 14:01, archived)
# FUCKIN' BANG!
im hooked - more, more more!
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 14:42, archived)
# The Queen has been using too much Mr Sheen
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Would
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 13:41, archived)
# .
Have
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Liar!
It said I was the only one.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Haha, 'It'
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 13:59, archived)
# ha ha
reminds me of adam buxton for some reason
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Even if b3ta never existed
I would still have a soft spot for Charlie. Ever since he was "whild thing" in that baseball game i can't remember because it was my cousin's 35th this afternoon. Major league? Major league 2?
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 14:34, archived)
# WORSHIPS!
hahahahaha *click*
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 14:43, archived)
# I'm amazed it never affected the sales.........
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Diana will be your dawg
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Right...., sir I suggest you go stand in the corner and think of what you did.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 13:11, archived)
# I see dead people
*fears*
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Two blacks one ex
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 13:12, archived)
# she used to be black?
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Yes
5000 years ago, we were all black
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 13:35, archived)
# But the world is only 6000 years old.
and the bible I have shows Adam and Eve as being white.

I'm so confused now
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 13:39, archived)
# they were black from the future
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 13:40, archived)
# was she being driven at 88 mph ?
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 14:02, archived)
# die di die!
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Needs more Monarchism
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 13:15, archived)
# hahahaha
THIS
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 13:41, archived)
# hahahha
nicely
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 13:30, archived)
# We tried that once for NL ...to suggest something for a huge advertiser
I googled it, but google sez 'no'
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 13:31, archived)
#
Photobucket
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 13:34, archived)
# hahahaha
fricking hell
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 13:35, archived)
# I should like to say that 'The paps are still following us' were in session with John Peel that night
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 13:41, archived)
# There's something a bit Fear & Loathing about this
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 13:40, archived)
# three's something Free Willy about this
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 13:41, archived)
# HAHAHA
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 13:47, archived)
# I love you Whale Pope
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Christ im bored!
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Hey hey
:D
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 12:55, archived)
# The power of the seam is strong in you
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 12:59, archived)
# have a seam chef
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 13:08, archived)
# No, I don't want it.
Send it back
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 13:13, archived)
# IT'S GOING TO RISE IN HIS OVEN AND BECOME "ROCK" HARD
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 13:14, archived)
# can you smell what the cock is cooking
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 13:17, archived)
# yes
HE IS COOKING A MECHANICAL CHICKEN
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 13:18, archived)
# NICE PLUMP
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 14:06, archived)
# know your rolls
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Nice
but those are apes, not monkeys...
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 13:02, archived)
# response 1: HEY! i'll have you know i blurred this!
response 2: FECKING GOOGLE LET ME DOWN AGAIN!
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 13:03, archived)
# delete response 2
replace for common sense/knowledge
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 13:04, archived)
# NO! i refuse
the internet is always 100% right, Jacko is alive and well, we are sheople and JFK is a black guy living with elvis!
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 13:07, archived)
# besides
I put "monkeys" into google, i blame google not my lack of knowledge of primates!
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 13:08, archived)
# HANG ON!
I've just realised, its not lack of knowledge, the text is a pun (of sorts) ha ha ha? anyone?
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 13:11, archived)
# stay of the Ice man...you're losing it.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 13:12, archived)
# I cant help it, its too smooth
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Humor
you're doing it wrong
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 13:16, archived)
# So are 'u'.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Touche!
(only saying that for not wanting a rant war)
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 13:28, archived)
# I'd rather do bad humor than cyber bullying!
*sob*
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 13:18, archived)
# this any better?

Awaits the replacement of awards with penis-es!
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Didn't mean to be a bully dear sir.
"ICE" is another word for Chrystal Meth...nasty shit that makes you go lady gaga.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 13:26, archived)
# LMAO!
i know mate dont worry, i just like tugging heart strings!

Ahhh emotional blackmail... works everytime! ;-)
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Here you go
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 13:26, archived)
# BEST POST EVAR
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 13:27, archived)
# *blushes*
I dunno, I think some of the ones that other people post with actual pictures in are better.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 13:33, archived)
# *awards*
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 13:06, archived)
# *bows*
I feel honoured that my pointless pedantry has been recognised with this pretty blue GIF.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Your board sig reminds me that I've run out of gin
:'-(
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 13:11, archived)
# i didn't know liam and noel were members
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 13:06, archived)
# arf...and people say we monkey around..
:D
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Aww, look at the baby polar bears
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Awww! :D
(Do you have wallpaper size? :o )
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Nope, I'm afraid not.
You could get a tiny little monitor though, then it might work.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Heh
Good call
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 13:03, archived)
# It's looking lovely on my tiny monitor :-)
9" netbook.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 13:04, archived)
# "Mam, Dad......how did you get to be so small??"
"We're not small son, we're actually standing very far away!!"
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 13:12, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 13:15, archived)
# que the "would" comments
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 12:44, archived)
# BLOOD TEARS
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 12:46, archived)
# event horizon has a lot to answer too
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 12:47, archived)
# REDSHIFT TEARS
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Tiltshift tears?
"Ooh, it looks like a model!"
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 12:53, archived)
# :-)
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 12:50, archived)
# ....


(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 12:09, archived)
# *sigh*
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Last frame lols
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Hahahahha
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Oh fuck!
Ha!
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Also, have a flukey 3-in-1 photo.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 12:45, archived)
# haha wtf!

(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 12:20, archived)
# LMFAO!
Needs more Piper!
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 12:23, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Haha
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 12:29, archived)
# genius
:)
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 12:47, archived)
# What became of old Zalgo?
Ed: WHAT THE....
Anyone else getting something rather strange when googling "ZALGO" ?
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 12:33, archived)
# hahaha
lots of easter eggs on google search :)
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Ohhh! It turns out just to be clever HTML from the results
Zalgo; he comes.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 12:40, archived)
# HE COMES
Zalgo; he comes.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 12:43, archived)
#
۩IT IS◊EATINGhe comes.MYSOUL} ~
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 12:46, archived)
# He comes!
ZALGO
He who wÃ¥itṡ bḙhind th walḷ.
He will sin th sõng thḁẗ ends tḣè worlḑ.
He comes
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Haha
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 12:36, archived)
# also genius
:)
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Haha!
That got the lols out of me
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Haha!
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Haha!
That's brightened up my afternoon.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Hahahahahahaaa oh dear........
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Challenge !!!


Today's Google icon has not been modified to reflect the sad passing of Lady Di (and two others). I think Google should commemorate this. Don't you???................................
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 12:05, archived)
# No.
I don't give a damn about Diana anymore.
My grandad's dead but I don't commemorate that.

Edit: Not that I ever gave a damn.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Cheer up matey
It's a bank holiday
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Haha I don't have plans outside my pc for much of this summer.
Bank holidays mean nothing to me :D
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 12:13, archived)
# issit? what it's called?
St Paddysmackmydaddy's day?
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 12:14, archived)
# you stopped giving a damn when she didn't got you a Furby for your 54th birthday.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 12:13, archived)
# The bitch :'[
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 12:13, archived)
# *instert wall*
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Gloryhole
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Like this.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 12:07, archived)
# who the hell is Lady Di some kind of chinese gangster?
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 12:08, archived)
# That's him
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Herion smugglin' was the case...right up the cunter
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 12:15, archived)
# she dead innit!

(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 12:19, archived)
# um
a pisse[ deleted ] and there was even a comment on qotw about her.

who cares :)
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 12:32, archived)
# :)
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 11:59, archived)
# GLORY TO THE HYPNOBAMA
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 12:00, archived)
# one day he will crash into the planet
and obliterate the dinosaurs....
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 12:04, archived)
# :D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 12:04, archived)
# ACIIIIIIIIIIIIIID! :D

(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 12:07, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 12:12, archived)
# haha...superbly done
not that ads ever make me buy though:D
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Needs more lasers!
Loving the bobbly Obamas
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 12:20, archived)
# NIGHT!!
now is the hour...:)
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Has been a while....hope it's not bindun...?
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Hahaha!
Happy b3taday blokey.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 11:35, archived)
# thank you
matey
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 11:37, archived)
# :]
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 11:37, archived)
# happy b3taday :)
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 11:37, archived)
# ugh, round and round teh tentacle goes, where it ends up, nobody knows...
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 11:41, archived)
# I always preferred that version of Annie.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Ok I couldn't resist
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 12:41, archived)
# hmmm
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Happy B3taday Hat man!
yeah for tentacles, too
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Have you seen The Machine Girl yet?
It's like a cross between Power Rangers and Battle Royale :-)
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 11:54, archived)
# I have not.
*makes note*
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 12:01, archived)
# had me in stitches on accasion
the good kind, not the suture-y kind.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 12:04, archived)
# ^___^
Happy b3taday?
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Chars,
5 years eh, can get less for manslaughter
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 11:42, archived)
# What was it about Princess Diana Death Day
that made you want to sign up?
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 11:48, archived)
# We should have a one day challenge - what should the google front page have for Princess Di's death day????
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Something Frankie Boyle-esque
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 11:52, archived)
# :-)
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Thank you me old pecker :-)
is that my Morning Wood?
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 11:44, archived)
# in all its glory !!!
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 11:47, archived)
# I know him :D
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 12:06, archived)
# DAY
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 12:01, archived)
# WORD
ta!
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 12:05, archived)
# lol!

(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 12:08, archived)
# top wrongness :-)
(dry heaves...)
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 12:16, archived)
# The eyes have it . . . Happy Hotty b3taday !
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 17:47, archived)
# Offensive t-shirts are nothing new.


inspired by this t-shirt I saw in TK Maxx. Am I alone in being horrified?
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 10:45, archived)
# I mushroom cloud japan
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 10:46, archived)
# I mushroom cloud you
*winks*
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Oh you!
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Oh, that was the T-shirt
*retracts laugh from epiphany and directs towards t-shirt*
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 10:50, archived)
# But I wanted that :(
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 10:50, archived)
# haha at your pic
but fucking hell, I'm also a bit shocked.

Do they have any humourous Cambodian massacre t-shirts... "I'm Pol Potty"... or perhaps some nice 9/11 shirts? "I *EXPLODE* THE WORLD TRADE CENTER LOL"
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 10:51, archived)
# *Overly amused by the last one*
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 10:51, archived)
# I have a feeling it has been done.
if not...
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 10:54, archived)
# send your t-shirt design to TK-Maxx
you could get a commission to do your own range. You could see your fashion gracing the spotty backs of endless chav cunts.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 10:56, archived)
# We could all club together some bribe money to get them to put some anthrax in the shirts.
Mass chav exodus and some funny offensive t-shirts in one go, not bad.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 11:41, archived)
# here you go.


Again I'm less offended by this, though I am a hypocrite.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 11:11, archived)
# pfft
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Ha ha its alright!
They were mainly evil white capitalists as opposed to lullabble POW huggin' Japs so I believe that makes it a bit less politically incorrect! ;D
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 11:52, archived)
# similar
if less explicit. Though, I'm pretty sure my design has also bindun.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Printing onto a transfer AS YOU READ!
Three washes and thats it, but it will be worth it!
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 12:21, archived)
# I guess it's similar
to wearing a cross if you're a Christian.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWl1XG8PFnY
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 10:53, archived)
# haha
yes. I was just thinking about that earlier this morning. Stop stealing my thoughts about Bill.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 10:55, archived)
# I too am shocked
I mean - who goes into TK Max?
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 10:55, archived)
# I've been in there...once
But it was to purchase cheap ski goggles
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 10:59, archived)
# plus you often get a free stabbing knife with stuff
:D
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 11:04, archived)
# actually I go in a lot
but I always take a Waitrose bag with me :-)
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 11:05, archived)
# in tkmaxx not even the middle class power of a waitrose bag will protect you
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 11:09, archived)
# I like TK Maxx
I like not paying over the top for stuff.
Though am infuriated by the signs that say 'always up to 60% off!' That means fuck all! Grrr.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 11:18, archived)
# I have got to get one of those!
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 10:51, archived)
#
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 10:55, archived)
# needs more
mushroom cloud.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 10:56, archived)
# I love UHF!
That joke is a big part of that love.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 11:16, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 11:39, archived)
# And who can forget
Conan The Librarian!
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Wow, I think your image is less offensive than that t shirt
I cant believe that such a big company would sell that!
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Wow, that's really quite horrible!
Edit: theirs, not yours because satire or something :P
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 10:59, archived)
# ok that was unexpected
I laughed

to hull with me


edit: did you check to see if that tshirt was made in china?

:D
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 11:05, archived)
# I didn't
and I didn't check which company was responsible.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 11:09, archived)
# haha your pic and the gas cloud has a smiley face on it
Fuck sakes at TK Maxx, bunch of twats
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 11:07, archived)
# gas cloud?
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 11:11, archived)
# yeah, that would be the one
I am still asleep :)
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 11:13, archived)
# INTerroBAng!
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 11:38, archived)

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