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# I promised myself I wouldn't, but...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Hahaha!
I did wonder whether or not he would be buried or Flambéed :D
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 15:18, archived)
# put on a spit and rotated, being marinated in wine
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 15:19, archived)
# has he karked it?
edit: :(

he's in heaven now, hope he's getting pissed up with the angles

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Along with the whale in the Thames :(
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 15:20, archived)
# the thames, it's like some kind of mystical whale burial ground
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 15:23, archived)
# I think he's gone to the other place...
and is knocking up some hors d'oeuvres with Jimi and Elvis.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 15:21, archived)
# you know, I think either'd make him happy
as long as he got to cook stuff :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Yes. Keith Allen made a documentary about him. It was aired last night, Floyd watched it and had a heart attack.
Sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 15:24, archived)
# really?
It was actually the documentary that made him have a heart attack?!

Shit...!

Hope his family dont sue them to smithereens!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 15:25, archived)
# that's sad
have a zombie elvis robot flickr photostream as a reward.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 15:26, archived)
# That is fudging ace
why cant i find things like that lying around the street?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 15:21, archived)
# gasmark lols
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Pffft!
marvelous
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 16:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Take regular breaks between games...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 15:13, archived)
# I'm not sure I like the sound of wii sweat...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 15:14, archived)
# But, if it's FREE count me in.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Me neither...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 15:15, archived)
# what about
Pocari Sweat?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 15:15, archived)
# YAYS
i get to drink that til it comes out my nose in a few weeks. Ill be in japan for all of october n_______n

LOLJAPAN
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 15:16, archived)
# yay!
try not to get murdered by japans "low crime rate" gangland shootouts

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 15:17, archived)
# ill get a drive by bowing
or walk down a dark alley and get a brutal gang-tidying.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Ill bring back a 4 pack of veiny tits for you from akihabara's many pr0n shops.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 15:19, archived)
# you can probably get a set that can perform various household tasks too
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 15:20, archived)
# heheh
i can just imagine that throbbing veiny tit wobbling around the floor, vacuming as it goes along. The angry red nipple can be like a flashing light to indicate when it is operative.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 15:22, archived)
# if I had the knowledge to make this
I would make it

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 15:24, archived)
#
In the background i can imagine that bit in the matrix 3 where neo flies through the city to rescue trinity when she's falling. Whipping cars up in his wake and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 15:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Bit obvious really.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Arf!
Also, that Jeremy Horse is a right annoying cunt....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Yes
He has posted and deleted that image a couple of times now
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Aye, I keep replying too :(
www.b3ta.com/board/9694182

www.b3ta.com/board/9694506
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 15:10, archived)
# There was another one too
www.b3ta.com/board/9694518
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Ah, I thought so,
but wasn't sure whether I had one of those other windows open.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Hahaha!
Is that really Jeremy? I didn't know he could use a computer.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 15:13, archived)
# At least the pictures he keeps deleting are actually within b3ta's strictly enforced size limits
Unlike every image featuring him. Jus' sayin'.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 15:09, archived)
# *handbags*
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Hehe. It really doesn't bother me at all, but usually it seems to bother some people quite a lot.
Maybe once you've been here a couple of years it's okay, I dunno.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 15:16, archived)
# I'm not bothered by 50kb really.
It is when people post a half meg still picture that pisses me off.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Hahaha! Silly!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 15:05, archived)
# There's a sequel due out soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Marveloos you loon!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 15:19, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Paul's house!?!
Great Scott! Unbelievable, that Jeremy could have chosen that particular place to do a poo. It could mean that that toilet inherently contains some sort of cosmic significance. Almost as if it were the temporal junction point for the entire space-poo continuum. On the other hand, it could just be an amazing coincidence.
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Libyans!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:44, archived)
# I need a poo!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Paul's ---------->
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:48, archived)
# CHEVRON >>>>>
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:53, archived)
# WOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:54, archived)
# hmm
slow chevron
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 15:00, archived)
# pauls house
pauls house

oh yeah

pauls house

SHIT EVERYWHERE AT PAULS HOUSE

shit.

shit shist shitlsthist !!! !dsfl weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

edit: meanwhile, top freecycle action

just had a phone call asking me to ask if anyone has a working hoover they no longer need as theirs has just ate a rug!! (im not laughing)
thanks
suzanne


What kind of hentai hoover is that
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I do love some of the freecycle posts.

A couple of weeks back, someone asked for a HD Ready LCD TV. Cheeky fucks!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:55, archived)
# hahaha
don't ask don't get! But yeah, that's some wishful thinking.

Always worth keeping an eye on.

Some folk at my uni got a piano, rather than release it back onto freecycle they burnt it on the beach. They thought it was funny and blogged it, they got flamed for being ass hats.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Pfft!
Aye, some cracking things do occasionally come up, but the utter cheek of the requesters is mad sometimes!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:59, archived)
# I've seen some really really good stuff
that I want

that I simply couldn't have got because I don't have a car anymore

:/

I need a 28" 4:3 crt for my old computers and tv games

and the damn things grow on trees! People are binning them like crazy

:(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 15:08, archived)
# pianos are immensely difficult to get rid of
i'd love to have heard it going sproooiiiing under intense heat
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 15:05, archived)
# you can play a game though
leave the piano in the street

and see how far it travels, how many bits it gets smashed into as it travels and how long it takes to get to the end of the street

the result (and amount of fire) will vary depending upon locality
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 15:22, archived)
# 1.21!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:48, archived)
# To fulfil the chevron prophecy...
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:54, archived)
# C'est le bon!
He wants to be careful there in France: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Chevaline_Pezenas.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
`
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Or should I say,
Haw hee haw!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Love the cake!!!! Brilliant *Waits for Jeremy Annual* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:47, archived)
# I feel sick!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:51, archived)
# why would they give him a cake in which he is pictured wearing gimp straps and a gag?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Animals love dressing up and doing the sexy.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 15:10, archived)
# hahahaha - something sexy happened!
this pic is bizarre and sexeh at the same time. Care to explain the source?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Hah hah. All kinds of wrong in a right way.
I'm trying to work out which bits you've photoshopped...
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 15:18, archived)
# dunno if anyone is still lingering around here, but....
www.joeydevilla.com/2007/07/26/now-i-know-what-the-vaccuming-the-kitty-photo-is-all-about/
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 15:43, archived)
# well done La Shinda it seems
wtf!!!!!!aaaah the gag
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 16:27, archived)
# quelle q'un cheval bette!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Poor guy has gone to Paris to celebrate his birthday and is being dubbed annoying just because he didn't know there was a surprise party on?
Harsh.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:52, archived)
# win
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:53, archived)
# he did know
secretly
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:54, archived)
# dont they eat horses in france?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:57, archived)
# ;)
www.b3ta.com/board/9694471
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:59, archived)
# those murdering cheese and horse eating surrender monkey's
Strange that jeremy clarkson says that now. The power of classic simpsons!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 15:08, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Well his so-called friends aren't very understanding.
I think Paul is the annoying one - presumably he was in on the party and he still let Jeremy go?

If anything Jeremy appears to have got the idea to go to Paris at Paul's house - did Paul find a good deal on Eurostar tickets and completely forget he's supposed to be escorting Jeremy to his birthday surprise?

Fuck you, Paul.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 15:01, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 15:06, archived)
# le hilarious!
(some fucker eat lead | shit bullets | wipe with brie, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Bye Mum!

(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Epic win!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Hurrah!
You knows I likes 'em big! Oo er missus!

EDIT: And Happy B3taDay!
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:39, archived)
# 'noon Sushi!
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Hahaha!
/Fatha Beans
/Chianti
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:43, archived)
# "I WANT TO GO TO SOMEONE ELSES HOUSE TO SHIT"
OH MY GOD *phones psychologist* "WHAT THE FUCK! WHERE HAVE I GONE WRONG WITH MY CHILD!"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:47, archived)
# yaaaaaaay!
yaaaaaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:49, archived)
# 1st post for aaaaaages
arbitrage shanks
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Taking the piss.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:36, archived)
# MERRY CANDLING DAAAAAAY
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Frohliche Kerzetag!
I speeka da good german, si?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:39, archived)
# naturalich
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Oh you :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:37, archived)
[challenge entry] No It's OK Susan - I Fold.................. (again)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Folded like an Icelandic bank.
Folded like a Chinese hospital in an earthquake.

They used to make me say these over and over again when I was playing poker in Switzerland. Even after a few months, they never tired of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Folded like a cheap hooker who's just been punched in the stomach by her pimp.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:27, archived)
# *bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Needs more Patrick Swayrasor
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:26, archived)
# The only winning move is not to play
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:28, archived)
# That's not true.
I gambled on horsies on Saturday, Sunday and yesterday, and won 3 times! one of which was 33-1 innit!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Did you fall over the winning ticket and break a bone?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Nope :D
I collected my monies and went boozing! Woot!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:37, archived)
# You should have put some of those winnings on the lottery
It was clearly a lucky day!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:40, archived)
# I don't need to worry about the lottery now.
I have kidnapped 24 people and they have chosen the numbers for me!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Also, do you think my name is Earl?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:40, archived)
# I do?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:47, archived)
# *flops*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:28, archived)
# I see yours and raise you



(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Damn!
I can't match those stakes :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Eurgh
It's like I'm looking in a mirror
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:31, archived)
# haha
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Mmmmmm... sultry....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:44, archived)
# I don't know if it's bad form to do this
but I did do a bit of shoppery on it...



Thanks everyone! (and thanks to those in the other message, too!)
Just saw this film tonight. Awesomeness.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Happy b3rthday Mr Australian man.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:21, archived)
# happy b3taday :)

D-9's a great film
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:21, archived)
#
So going to see it would be better than going to see Inglorious Basterds? My OH and I can't decide what to go to see at the flicks tonight!
(camomile, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Happy birthday Colonel!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:22, archived)
# I liked the film
I loved the whole turning action genre upside down a little, with the typical action-hero being the evil cunt for parts of the film.

However it seems many of my friends hated it.

Also, happy b3taday! I also quite like the shoppage, and no humans allowed sounds about right for this place.
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Well I think you should get some different friends.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:25, archived)
# It could've done with a liiiittle less action for me, though
Though I liked the bit about him supposedly transforming due to too much sexual contact, showing up the ignorance about the consequences sexual contact amongst many South Africans.

It's okay, I keep a book on all of my friends, so that when I kill them I can plead insanity, so shouldn't be too hard to get new ones.
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Yeah
Nice to have a hero that started out a bit of a plonker. Not sure what I thought of the film yet, certainly a bit different and I do fancy playing with the splatter guns they used.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Ooh, the typical Afrikaans South African
Little bit dim, ind inly with thi viwil 'i'.

But I was referring more to the Colonel, typical action hero, what with the walking through all the smoke nearer the end, but a total cunt from someone else's perspective.
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:33, archived)
# I have walked through smoke.
And on rare occasions been a cunt, but never an action hero.
Still time, though.
Oh. That Colonel...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:36, archived)
# nice
happy b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:28, archived)
# I quite want to see that film
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Bday
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Is that ...
... a squiggel?

(I helped save b3ta! jamiem, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 23:26, archived)
# In the news...
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Overpaid thug stamps on overpaid rapist (allegedly)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I forgot he was a rapist!




Allegedly....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:19, archived)
# FOOTLOLS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Dirty Desecration
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:07, archived)
# nobody puts baby in the corn..
oh wait, you just did. :)
(I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:09, archived)
#
nobody puts baby in the coroner
(UTB, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:09, archived)
# I didn't
some sick yob vandals did, I expect.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:13, archived)
#
Paddy Swayze
was a dancer
he got lazy
died of cancer
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Rip Michael Swayzson
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Critics poo-poo'd the idea of a bunch of school kids leading the resistance against the Soviet invasion of the mid-west.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:16, archived)
# I'm serious as cancer
When I say Patrick Swayze was a dancer
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:17, archived)
# No reason for this other than it's Tuesday...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:05, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:08, archived)
# hehe!
is it wrong that i saw the tomato top and thought it was a ganja leaf?

god, i need to get on with my homework
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:10, archived)
# shouldn't cocks be magenta?
he's too brown
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Hate crime!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:22, archived)
# fun
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Ace cockage!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:25, archived)
# More randomness
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:35, archived)
# yeah Jeff
y'eejit
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:37, archived)
# He's not an eejit he has a serious mental illness
Please don't be so insensitive
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:38, archived)
# sorry Jeff
I didn't mean that you were an eejit, I was just saying



/works every time excuse blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:40, archived)
# hahaha....two outta three ain't bad
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Not a bad throw
For an animal with no elbows.
(MrMcGroin Sharp as a Marble, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:38, archived)
# he's such a cunt :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Take that!
You Anas platyrhynchos, you.


In the immortal words of Cartman "It's mah birthday, mah bir-bir-bir-birthday"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:47, archived)
# *RED MEGAMANS*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:50, archived)
# happyday for you
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Happy B3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:52, archived)
# have a drink on me
surely you mean "mallard":)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:57, archived)
# A bloke with a rabbit and carrot in his arms tried to cadge spare change off me yesterday evening.
True story.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:50, archived)
# You should have told him that he doesn't need your change
because the rabbit and carrots would make a lovely broth
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Damn.
Never the snappy riposte when it's needed...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:02, archived)
# :-( I would have given him the money for this reason.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Yes but I'm evil and vindictive
and not to mention an utter bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:07, archived)
# There is little/no point to this
But clicking makes it shiny.

(MrMcGroin Sharp as a Marble, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:29, archived)
# *standing ovation*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:30, archived)
# haahahaha
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:32, archived)
# 100% hatstand, love it :)
Also:*Wants*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Very good!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:33, archived)
# arf
'twas a classic sketch
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Ha!
*tries to avoid a 'trifling' based pun*
Jelly good.
Kill me.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:34, archived)
# But who will do the twirling then?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Hahahaha
clicked
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Hahahahhaahhahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:38, archived)
# clicking
nicely nice!
(some fucker eat lead | shit bullets | wipe with brie, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:49, archived)
# I like your username
best of all the usernames
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:50, archived)
# thanking you
if i was random i'd be a random fucker but i'm only one some of the time
(some fucker eat lead | shit bullets | wipe with brie, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:32, archived)
# hahaha
great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Hahahahaha
front page material no doubt
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:41, archived)
# Whoops! Wrong Ghost :)

really sad
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Aww.
Tonight I plan to down a couple of bottles of wine, burn myself cooking, throw a mardy and smash something. I'll then stagger up to Hampstead Heath, perform some dance moves in the lake with the aid of a couple of willing ducks and/or a gay, come back home and make a pot with the food leftovers and shards of broken kitchenware scattered around my flat, all whilst dressed as Whoopi Goldberg.

Who died?
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Hahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:30, archived)
# :)
a fitting tribute
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:31, archived)
# so much for
'red wine is good for you'

(well, in those quantities...)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:29, archived)
# don't forget the whisky
and, well, living for a few decades. damn these meat machines!
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:31, archived)
# oh yeah.
'meat machine' ... ron jeremy?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Excellent Meme-mashing there!
 
I think a big glass of red tonight... :-(
 
(SenorPlankton is finding silly things to do ..., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:13, archived)
# whythankyouverymuch
when we're back in Blighty we shall host you and we shall have a Floyd night. Food. Wine. er... the usual then :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:31, archived)
# marvellous
i do like that
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 15:07, archived)
# haha
excellent sauce
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 15:31, archived)
[challenge entry] country bumpkin ecclesiarchy
(injektilo smoking the weed that killed elvis, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:21, archived)
# That's rilly rilly big...
Good, like, but huge.

Resize to 400px wide and get the file size down by half and we've the makings of a cracking post ;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:22, archived)
# urgh
What a fucking waste of time my journey into tv land was.

They didn't even turn the camera on me when I was talking. CUNTS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:25, archived)
# pfft
try radio:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:36, archived)
# So anyway
they asked me to start a rumour

I said that to fight windows 7, apple were releasing snow leopard to work on pcs.

Apparently they're running with it. I'd rather not be associated with it so feel free to link here if anyone from gizmodo comes up with that shit over the next few days.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:38, archived)
# It probably will anyway
I have OSX running on my netbook. Never really use it though.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:43, archived)
# i almost read that as
'dwayne dibley'

"i got my thermos, "etc
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:25, archived)
# needs more pixels
she's really FAT (and unfunny)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Wrong ingredients, Keith.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:12, archived)
# oh hai, popular poison bottle
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Arf.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:15, archived)
# pfft....wrong colour
he'll be white now:(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:21, archived)
# wrong dead guy
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:26, archived)
# It would have cooked through ok
the problem was that he drank it all
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:28, archived)
# SCIENCE!


And a big cat.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Excellent
This cannot end well :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:05, archived)
# i wonder what will happen next...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:05, archived)
# MEGABUG!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:06, archived)
# ooooh, marvelous stuff!
"Attack of the 50 foot Ladybird"

:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:08, archived)
# How do you draw these things?
Do you get real cat women and trace around them?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:08, archived)
# I was sure they were going to make something crazy to make the tree to grow faster
But I thought more of a gigantic device
(VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Fun, techy stuff comes later :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Yay !
(VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:42, archived)
# OZ?
? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 15:15, archived)
# I do that grin when I am about to cause disasterous mutations too.
Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Why is it always raining on your big cat?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:35, archived)
# supa!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 15:13, archived)

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