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[challenge entry] tonights film is sponsored by...
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 13:22, archived)
# In space... no one can see the cream....
Love this!
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 13:23, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Looks rather familiar but I will suspend my cynical suspicion that this is a repost and simply enjoy it for what it is.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 13:24, archived)
# lol
Sorry but bindun by TGA.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 13:25, archived)
# That explains my niggles...
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 13:26, archived)
# rascialist!
:O
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 13:29, archived)
# YES
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 13:25, archived)
# arf, nicely shopped :)
nicely shopped :)
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 13:26, archived)
[challenge entry] My compo effort for the week.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 13:10, archived)
# HAHA
clicks
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Perfect
It's just enough to give the kids a treat.

Clicky finger is clicking.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 13:13, archived)
# pffft...
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Haha
Nicely
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 13:12, archived)
# hahaha
clicks
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 13:15, archived)
# See
That's product placement.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Where exactly...
is that product getting placed?

Don't answer that.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 13:20, archived)
# I will anyway
Finger of fudge.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 13:21, archived)
# It's just enough

(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 13:26, archived)
# To make your skids smell sweet.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 13:32, archived)
# win
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 13:24, archived)
# nicely "packed" in there..
..does that make you a fudge packer? ;-)
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Titters
And Guffaws
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 21:10, archived)
#
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 13:10, archived)
# no idea... but I larfed
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 13:13, archived)
# me neither
I was going to have the Chicken yell back

"Apple!"

but that was too weird
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 13:25, archived)
[challenge entry] He needs a big helmet
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 13:05, archived)
# yes...
wasn't really worth it the first time either

EDIT: my cunt mode is turned up to 9 today, sorry
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Hur hur hur.
You said "helmet."
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 13:06, archived)
# pfft
helmet
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 13:18, archived)
# lol
'hemlet'
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 13:30, archived)
# I've got the results for the next three Grands Prix if anyone's interested
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 13:07, archived)
#
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 13:08, archived)
# And reposted
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 13:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh noes!
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Haha
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:59, archived)
# needs more no more nails
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 13:00, archived)
# There's a new one now with a very edgy advert
called "Sticks Like Shit"

farm4.static.flickr.com/3079/2907173984_69b115fb5e.jpg

In my experience shit doesn't stick as well as adhesive
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 13:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahaha. I recognise that source. Sorta compo pea.



EDIT Dave27m you dirty thread deleter!
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Hee hee hee!
It's funny cos he gets tortured to death!
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 13:04, archived)
# ROFLMAO!
That'll teach him to be the son of God
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 13:05, archived)
# needs unneeded golf sale
dont know why
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 13:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Eventually, Corbett just needed the cash
Corbett just needed the cash
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:57, archived)
# It's Big Mac from him
and it's filet o fish from me

goodnight
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:58, archived)
# hahaha.. this is good!
.. and not just an advertising poster.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 13:04, archived)
# you mean
i actually followed the 'rules'.

My anarchist friends will be so disappointed in me
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Hahaha! Poor Ronnie.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 13:09, archived)
# That was the cover of an LP
could have picked a picture where he was smiling!
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Less plausible.
Anyone forced to sell his soul to McDonalds should be in floods of tears, or perhaps be stabbing himself in the eye with a rusty spoon wailing "what have I done?"
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 13:15, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:57, archived)
[challenge entry] HAHA
mind if I park this here?

(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:58, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 13:05, archived)
# pffft
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 13:07, archived)
[challenge entry] hehe, and in a similar vein:

(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 13:09, archived)
# oooh... Dexter's sister
and pffft too
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Fab
This^
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 21:18, archived)
# oooh, topical!
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Nice!
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:06, archived)
[challenge entry] More Tea vicar?
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 13:00, archived)
# ha ha
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:06, archived)
# He's been doing the rounds longer than you'd think...
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:52, archived)
# seams fine
Is that a young Jimmy Krankie?
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:54, archived)
# You mean Jimmy Krankie is old?
and not a small school child?
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Laser beams!
:D
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Under sniper fire even before heading up the secret service!
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Frankie Boyle?
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:56, archived)
# It's the bear!!!!
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Hopefully this one is a bit better
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Seams alright to me ;)
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Heh heh :)
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 13:05, archived)
[challenge entry] One more film still and then I'm off for lunch
It gets back its own feel good silhouette or else it gets the hose again
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:49, archived)
# couldn't this have gone in the one directly underneath?
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:50, archived)
# I could've done a two-frame pic
but I didn't think of it until I'd uploaded the first
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Sponsored by Chianti Classico
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Well I think between us we broke the board...
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:50, archived)
# What do we win?
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:52, archived)
# A cup of minestrone soup and a cream cheese bagel.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Can you arrange it
so that Melanie Sykes presents it?
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 13:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Yah yah another film - so sue me ;p
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:37, archived)
# *sues*
Also, phwoar!
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 13:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Helps one arrive in style
cum again mam

(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Hahaha
Mmmm bee lube!

ALSO: Yays My SA II book arrived today!:D
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:21, archived)
# What is a SA II book?
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Sequential Art, book two.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Ah!
My Arca Swiss ballhead arrived this morning, which is a bit mental given it only apparently left the States yesterday

I'm still scratching my chin

Edit:

Click for bigger (152 kb)
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:30, archived)
# What company delivered it?
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:31, archived)
# UPS
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:33, archived)
# It's possible it was only sent yesterday
UPS do a worldwide overnight service. Very pricey but I'm guessing your new equipment is quite expensive.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Guess so
Just need the lens plates now; maybe they to are being chauffeured in a police escort through London as I type :)
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:38, archived)
# monoball
hmmm, that's one of my nicknames
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:41, archived)
# *remembers 80's show 'The Tripods*
*fears*
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:44, archived)
# is that something
Theodolite Paphitis sits on ?
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Sequential Art 2
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Rabbits and Rayguns:)
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Is this a sex shop?
One will have 5 quid's worth please!
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Oh the the mental images from the open sign:P
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:24, archived)
# I'm quite disturbed by the fact that this "sex shop" looks more like a newsagents
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Classic joke right there :D
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:30, archived)
# That's a fantastic shop
Woo!
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:26, archived)
# pfft
frequent it regular do we?:D:D
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Ahem!
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Hahahahahahahha! reminds me of that old "Halls" mentho-sweets advert :D
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Ooh, satirical


(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:08, archived)
#
ffs
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:10, archived)
# this
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:10, archived)
# hiya joliet dear wondergirl dear dear
how are you my dear?
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:15, archived)
# she's really a bloke
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:18, archived)
# with cracking tits
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:19, archived)
# aye pet


have you been hitting them with hammers again?
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Uh-huh
I've heard flat boobs are in this year
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:23, archived)
# I'll be staying in all year then
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Yeah you don't want all those unfashionable boys chasing you.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:42, archived)
# I am most marvellous, et toi?
have just realised it's Rob's candleday.

Who brought the cake?
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Bought it
pinched it
Ate it
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:25, archived)
# And you didn't leave a sneaky piece for me?!
:O(
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:30, archived)
# always keep a piece for you sweetie
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Funnily enough
I recently argued with a Chav who spent his life watching this shite.

He said that he was really smart and could easily be a member of Mencap.

I pissed myself right there and then.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:10, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Haha
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Haaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha
I sometimes deliberately boast that I'm intelligenter than someone else, and get the raging horn when I'm corrected.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:12, archived)
# I get the horn with little encouragement
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Ah but is it a RAGING horn?
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Alas
I can only claim a standard vanilla horn.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:16, archived)
# I am always the most intelligenterist when I am in the room*


*An empty room
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahaaaaa!
Sorry, I felt a bit left out
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:12, archived)
# hahahahahhahahaha!
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Hahahaha wonderful fuckwittery
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:32, archived)
# *something about Honda Accords*
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Again
Not a product placement!
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Oh god
Imagine my embarrassment.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:21, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:23, archived)
# *imagines*
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Ahhh, b3ta pedants...
...you have to love them.



Otherwise it would become incredibly tedious spending any time here.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:02, archived)
# But we need to know the Pantones!
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Pfft
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Too bloody right
and there was even a superfluous comma in the instructions.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:06, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:03, archived)
#
looks slightly less dull than the DISNEY MARVEL MASHUP challenge
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:05, archived)
# you're showing you're a modorator, there
none of us regular folk get that 'mod' option.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Balls
I thought I had edited all that stuff out.

At least I hid the bit where it shows everyone's home address and bank account details.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:07, archived)
# It's the spying on me through my webcam
that troubles me.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:09, archived)
# *wanks*
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:12, archived)
# stealth mod fail
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Nice 'outing' action there.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Since I used to do the image challenge every week
for a couple of years, I thought it was pretty obvious anyway.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:13, archived)
# I haven't been watching that closely.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Buzz's image entry has the wrong border colour also ;)
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:09, archived)
# haha!
good point well made.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Hahaha! Great stuff!
:D
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:40, archived)
# haha!
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 13:38, archived)
# pffft, nice one :)
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Well said :)
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Sweet Baby James

allegedly
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 11:50, archived)
# he's gay?
but he likes cars?!
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 11:52, archived)
# he cooks, so he must be gay
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Maybe he's a cannibal
And that's his cookbook.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 11:56, archived)
# maybe
if he plans on roasting teh cock
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 11:59, archived)
# I eat cannibals
feed on animal
Your love is so edible to me,
I eat cannibals,
I eat cannibals,
it's incredible
You bring out the animal in me,
I eat cannibals
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 11:59, archived)
# I think not
he has a string of ladies in his wake
most notable of whom... Babara Broccolli
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 11:52, archived)
# It was the weirdest funeral I've ever been to.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 11:53, archived)
# HAHA HA HAHAH he's gay hAHHAHA


ehm...so what?
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 11:55, archived)
# The Bicycle Times might have been better
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 11:55, archived)
# The Bicycle Times
sounds like a really twee 80s band
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 11:58, archived)
# ... all served up on a bed of wild RIS
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 11:58, archived)
# James Martin is apparently gay
having dated Barbara Broccoli and Miss England for long spells.

He just hasn't met me yet.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:14, archived)
# ahhh, so are you a hypnotherapist? Faith healer? ;D
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Yep
At least that's what I'm going to tell him :O)
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Would
HARD!
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:08, archived)
# gaylover!
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:17, archived)
# He wouldn't be gay for much longer
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:18, archived)
# I asked lady S about this the other week
What do women see in him?

I know he's 'buff' (i believe that's the phrase), but he's so ordinary looking.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Tubby (i.e. not muscle man so there's something to grab)
can cook (desserts a speciality!)
blue eyes
Odd little smile that says he knows more than he's letting on
a collection of awesome cars (and some shit ones)

If he were mute he'd be perfect

Edit: However, I can tell that when he's an old man he's going to have ears that take over the sides of his face. They're already drooping
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Damn, tubby?
so I've actually got to gain weight?!
More beer then.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Is this the bloke who drove some people on bikes into a hedge?
Something to do with the Daily Mail?
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:10, archived)
# a hedge - thats all he'll be entering
stays well clear of bush
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:14, archived)
# smoking gun?
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Yep
going to have to go for lunch before I come over all unecessary
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:25, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Hoho
ho, merry christmas
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 11:47, archived)
# pffh :)
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 11:50, archived)

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