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# Have something to help make the goatse go away.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 3:15, archived)
# Oh I like this, I like this a lot :)
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 3:16, archived)
# I have those headphones...
Sony MDR-XD200's?
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 3:17, archived)
# Haha shit, good eye
My Beyerdynamic DT-100s didnt have enough pizazz when drawn
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 3:19, archived)
# I prefer the look of the oldies
not these though
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 3:23, archived)
# Haha, what the fuck is going on there
Looks like someone tied a belt around some chromed jet engines
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 3:32, archived)
# I bet they sound great too,
Like the squishy discs in your back compressing under the weight.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 3:34, archived)
# that's some badass fucking chrome man
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 3:42, archived)
# Those have ceramic magnets, no doubt.
The days of truly fucking shitty magnets.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 3:44, archived)
# Nice
and thanks for the warning
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 4:54, archived)
# yays
but I'd like to point out as an audio engineer I don't think that'd work. I'd need at least two kittens.

'ningles all.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 7:41, archived)
# Based on a true story.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 1:45, archived)
# SUDDENLY: BFFS.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 1:46, archived)
# This
has made my night :D
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 1:49, archived)
# Squeeeee!
How lovely :)
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 1:50, archived)
# He clearly doesn't know he's got a frog on his head.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 2:01, archived)
# MISUNDERSTANDING ENSUES.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 2:18, archived)
# ahhhhahhhah yeah I was kind of expecting the pig to explode
 
but more like a balloon and less like a pig carcass
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 2:27, archived)
# He didn't explode, the frog fucked him up and ate his internal organs.
Frogz R Deadly.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 2:29, archived)
# Frogs fuck grannies.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 2:33, archived)
# GRAMMIES.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 2:34, archived)
# you get your froggy little dick outta my victrola goddamn
 

 
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 3:24, archived)
#
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 8:36, archived)
# Mmmmm, pig!
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 2:27, archived)
# WHAT A CUNT FROG.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 2:28, archived)
# This settles my appetite.
:D
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 2:29, archived)
# A tasty misunderstanding.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 2:36, archived)
# now I am in the mood...
for ribbit riblets!!
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 2:40, archived)
# Yay!
ADVENTURES BEGIN!
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 2:02, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 2:15, archived)
# Goddamn your arts rock.
Do another journey, do another journey.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 1:47, archived)
# I was considering continuing this one, but the only thing I could think of was that the frog found a jetpack.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 1:48, archived)
# I'd click that.
I think in the second image the pig is full of helium and the frog is going to regret befriending him or her. Amirite?
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 1:49, archived)
# He is just skipping, the frog is being lazy.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 1:50, archived)
# The frog becomes Superfrog
The pig becomes bacon.

An epic tale.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 2:08, archived)
# The frog becomes a detective with his own prime-time slot on NBC
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 2:09, archived)
# BEAVER, BEAVER, LAS VEGAS!
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 2:14, archived)
# oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD !!!!!
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 2:59, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!!!!
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 3:09, archived)
# ahhhhahhhhahhhahh that is fucking great
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 3:09, archived)
# as are some of the other videos there
edit: here is the full poodle workout video by Nagi Noda, much better than the short clip
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdX_OBUeHb4
 
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 3:34, archived)
# fuck picisunrelated or WTF or whatever the fuck
fucking cunts stealing content and slapping tags on it and shit, just like ebaums fucking shitballs
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 4:30, archived)
# Hahahahahaha fuck, I was about to to go to bed and nearly missed this
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 3:13, archived)
# ULTIMATE MUSCLE ROLLER LEGEND
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 4:26, archived)
# Good hunting.
Failing to follow tractor safety rules will be punished by baby-head laser blasts.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 4:33, archived)
# ahh, a feature length one?
yikes
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 4:45, archived)
# O_o
I believe your comments completely sum up this video. XD

...can't stop watching the occurence at 0:18 - is there something wrong with me? ;)
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 3:37, archived)
# Well, I've just got home...
And this thread has made me *Glee!* more than is medically good for me! ^-^ Top work Pineapple-y fella! \o/

*enclickens in a most enthusiastic manner*
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 3:20, archived)
#
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 0:36, archived)
# pfffffffffffffffffffft.
 
OH, I BELIEVE
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 0:41, archived)
# pfffft!
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 0:42, archived)
# Well

(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 0:52, archived)
# Throbbing pulsated orb at the centre of the...um......er.....
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 0:53, archived)
# don't think about it, just eat it
it's good for you!

it contains msg!
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 0:54, archived)
#
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 0:53, archived)
# PLANETARY RINGMENT!

(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 0:57, archived)
# Mmm, what a nice thread to come home to !
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 0:56, archived)
# If it's that kind of thread...
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 1:03, archived)
# HEY EVERYONE
YOU NEED TO GET THIS STUCK IN YOUR HEAD:

www.b3ta.com/links/GET_DOWN_GOBLIN
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 1:21, archived)
# I am so down with this shit mother fuck
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 2:16, archived)
# "Rock 'n' Roll Santa" is better though
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 2:26, archived)
# featuring Santa, as himself.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 2:28, archived)
# I feel quite ashamed of myself now
Photobucket
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 1:29, archived)
# Hehehe
I never tire of Goatse humor. Makes me wonder, will doing that to my ass bring me extreme pleasure? Am I missing something? Have I really lived?

*Logs off*


*Opens vegetable drawer in fridge*




*Finds large squash*
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 1:32, archived)
# Pics or it didn't ha...
On second thoughts, never mind.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 1:39, archived)
# hahahaha
fantastic
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:10, archived)
# I'm gonna learn how to fly...
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 0:12, archived)
# sums up my feelings about the movie ...
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 0:15, archived)
# The original or the remake?
Because combined they are Super MechaLame!
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 0:19, archived)
# I have been strenuously avoiding it, not having been a fan of the series
 
HOWEVER I MAY HAVE WATCHED SNAKES ON A PLANE ON THE TELLY LAST NIGHT SO REALLY MY TASTES ARE IRRELEVANT
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 0:42, archived)
# wow....
.....just fucking wow

*facepalms*
*sighs*
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 0:47, archived)
# it was everything I expected, but no more, nor less.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 0:49, archived)
# yeah, I've never actually seen it
I bet it would still be a decent Sunday afternoon rental/cable flick
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 1:03, archived)
# if you read it as a comedy you can get a few giggles
(though I can't see how else you could read it)
and they don't fuck around for too long before the snakes come out

not just snakes on a plane but a snake BOMB on a fucking plane
lots of things that aren't physically possible but hey

needed more graphic violence in my opinion
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 1:24, archived)
# also: do NOT rent it.
 
Do not spend ANY money on this piece of trash, EVER.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 2:32, archived)
# aww....
darn.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 2:47, archived)
# well you can if you like but you may regret it.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 2:56, archived)
# I just want to see some monkey fightin' snakes on a Monday to Friday plane
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 3:08, archived)
# it is what it is
it aint muthafucking shakespeare
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 3:40, archived)
# yep - no more, no less.
 
we did laugh.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 3:43, archived)
# we did cry
we did hurl
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 3:49, archived)
# here, this is a must see
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 0:48, archived)
# I'll pass, thanks.
 
after all I bought Balls of Fury on DVD and haven't even watched it yet
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 0:50, archived)
# I'VE WATCHED THAT.
Seriously. No foolies.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 0:52, archived)
# oh fuck
That was showing on a plane I was stuck in. My laptop battery had died and my ipod was about to run out but I still wasn't bored enough to sit through that.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 1:02, archived)
# Snakes on a cane?
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 1:04, archived)
# I like this!
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 0:56, archived)
# This is my boomstick!
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 23:58, archived)
# i'm glad i'm not a primitive screwhead
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 0:00, archived)
# Well hello Mister Fancypants
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 0:01, archived)
# i may be bad
but i feel good
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 0:03, archived)
# you're little goody two-shoes!
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 0:10, archived)
#
 

 
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 0:44, archived)
# Buy Smart. Buy S-Mart!
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 0:01, archived)
# *ahem*shop*ahem*
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 0:02, archived)
#
whatevah :)
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 0:07, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaannnndd
i'm off to bed.
g'night all!
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 0:12, archived)
# hey who saw Drag Me To Hell?
apart from the seance scene my favourite line was "my parents have a little cabin in the woods.."
 
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 0:48, archived)
# spoiler: they never make it to the cabin
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 0:56, archived)
# saw it a while ago
actually not that bad on the whole.

big muthafucking hole all the way down to HELL
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 3:38, archived)
# Although in the UK it would be Asda.
Okay, so that's Walmart, but S-Mart doesn't exist and K-mart don't trade in this country.

Maybe T K Maxx will start selling boomsticks.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Well I can safely describe this as super, but it's not very market.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 0:04, archived)
# Not even Albert Square market?
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 0:07, archived)
# yes!!
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 0:35, archived)
# Groovy.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 0:43, archived)
# rratatatatatatatatat

ed: cheers peeps
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 23:40, archived)
# silly arm joint!
cat fighting is not dog fighting!
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 23:41, archived)
# FUCK. YES.
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 23:42, archived)
# Yes!
Dakadakadakadakadaka!
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 23:45, archived)
# Fly High . . . Fly Free . . .
Great strafing run │┤╡╢
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 23:47, archived)
# I'M COMING TO GET YOU BASTARDS
 
woo!
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 23:48, archived)
# he's a derek
AND DEREKS DON'T RUN!
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 23:51, archived)
# awesome.
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 23:48, archived)
# Also it looks like the world is about to end outside
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 23:52, archived)
# It's the start of the rapture, man.
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 23:54, archived)
# fuck!
there wasn't that much dust when they cremated pavarotti!
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 23:54, archived)
# Whoa
It wasn't that dusty when we were there in June...
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 23:58, archived)
# Spaceship landin'
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 0:00, archived)
# Quite the storm.
I hope the shit-rags found shelter.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Shitrags block has been demolished and so has the building next door.
they're digging a big hole there, possibly in the search for treasure.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 0:03, archived)
# The conspiracy thickens.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 0:09, archived)
# a dash
of Mr Muscle or Cillit Bang will sort it out
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 0:02, archived)
# clit bang?
damn, you got my hopes up then!
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 0:03, archived)
# I'M BARRY SCOTT,
AND THIS IS A WOODEN FLOOR.

AND I'M STAMPING ON IT!!
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 0:08, archived)
# pfff
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 0:11, archived)
# it'll probably be a good sunset over here soon
it is when the bush fires are big over there
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 0:03, archived)
# dust in the wind...
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 1:42, archived)
# What are you doing in a plane, cat?
You are a cat. You don't even have hands.
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 23:49, archived)
# hahaha
go cat go...hit those durdy japs
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 23:54, archived)
# A cat flying a plane for the navy and wearing a hat
incredulous, yet very woosome =)
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 23:57, archived)
# A cat doing two of those three things would be mundane and common-place, however.


(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 0:21, archived)
# Eeeeeeeeowwwww.
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 23:58, archived)
# Ooohh
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 0:01, archived)
# Cool video.
My favourite video of recentish is and remains:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-r8HWri41s
Liars - Plaster Casts of Everything.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 0:09, archived)
# FUCK, YEAH!
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 0:25, archived)
# Fan......
..........tastic.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 0:49, archived)
# Solo Break
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 23:24, archived)
# phwoar
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 23:25, archived)
# She sure knows how to bend . . . strings !
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 23:27, archived)
# She
can bend my string any day.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 0:46, archived)
# I'm having difficulty hearing
over all the noise.
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Precisely !
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 23:27, archived)
# her arms are too skinny!
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Right you are . . . she needs to do more heavy pumping !
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 23:28, archived)
# i know what you're thinking
and you should be ashamed of yourself!
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 23:32, archived)
# That's right . . . heavy mental !
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 23:35, archived)
# riiiiight
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 23:37, archived)
# ambidextrous
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 23:39, archived)
# i'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 23:41, archived)
# Outrageous . . . it doesn't get much better than that !
You win again !
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 23:45, archived)
# of course
*awards self medal*
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 23:47, archived)
# I'm thinking it's a bloke
the pectoral, large feet, muscley wanking arm.
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 23:31, archived)
# tits like spaniel's ears
you could be right!
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 23:32, archived)
# horrible taste in
guitar, and those heels with that outfit!?!
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 23:34, archived)
# a les paul sunburst
and a decent pair of jimmy choos.
sorted.
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 23:37, archived)
# I blame these people . . .
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 23:44, archived)
# fuck the guitars
there's a pair of pants on there i'd kill for!
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 23:46, archived)
# You've got yourself a deal !
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 23:48, archived)
# great!
who do i have to kill?
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 23:50, archived)
# Take your pick and send me the bill !
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 23:54, archived)
# 0_0
*googles kerry katona's address*
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 23:55, archived)
# I see what you mean !
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 0:03, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*bleaches eyeballs and brain in cleansing double whammy*
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Oh, CLASSY.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 0:46, archived)
# Uh oh, she broke the whole world.
WOMEN, HUH, VALIN? HUH? WOMEN!
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Great name for the lead track on her new CD !
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 23:33, archived)
# she's whippin'up a storm there
decibel-ends are-a-throbbin'!!!!!:)
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 23:30, archived)
# She's knobbed up to over eleventy !
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 23:34, archived)
# next week, some questionably placed product in a tv show (or other medium)
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 23:23, archived)
# haha
I remember this game, there was a cheat were you could make their pants fall down. that is all.
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 23:25, archived)
# That was great,
The world would be a better place if every game had a "drop trousers" feature.
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 23:26, archived)
# With the exception
of Rock Band: Susan Boyle
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 23:28, archived)
# Ironically
that's the only game that actually does. In fact, that is the only feature in the game. Every button makes her drop trow.
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 23:55, archived)
# if I remember correctly
it was pressing 'T'.

Great game though.
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Definitely bound to be a hit . . . got my own joystick too !
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 23:26, archived)
# Wahhhhhhhhh
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 23:31, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Hahaha
nicely!
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 23:00, archived)
# cheers
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 23:03, archived)
# you're welcome
and g'nite!
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 23:22, archived)
# The Chas e is on !
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 23:15, archived)
# *click*
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 23:16, archived)
# no reason
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:51, archived)
# I don't think that needs a reason
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:52, archived)
# *filenames*
*groans*
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:53, archived)
# this is why i keep coming back to
b3ta
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 23:28, archived)
# I DEMAND A FULL DECK OF STAR TREK CARDS!
but there is no way in hell that worf would be an ace!
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:54, archived)
# oooooh
the punds the punds
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Haven't we all shouted Motorhead songs
at the top of our lungs while holding a Worf-imprinted ace of spades?
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Picard, any card.
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:55, archived)
# *spangs*
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:57, archived)
# *chases*

(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 23:04, archived)
# *falls down*
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 23:08, archived)
# You're a card !
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 23:13, archived)
# But will Jean Luc?
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 23:24, archived)
# what's the worf that could happen
:D
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 23:42, archived)
# He could Crush'er
Which would b'Rik'er bones.

If at first you don't succeed, Troi, Troi, and Troi again...

Yar baby!
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 23:49, archived)
# Data lot of puns.
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 23:59, archived)
# I'm not Guinan a lot of brownie points here, am I?
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 0:09, archived)
# join the Q, man
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 0:34, archived)
# Maybe I'lla Forge the documents
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 1:06, archived)
# same here:)

(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 23:00, archived)
# Wahay too funny . . . I've had that mouth before !
Edit : and it was in my mouth . . . that's a keeper !
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 23:10, archived)
# heh heh...keep still-I'm trying to lip-read:D
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 23:18, archived)
# There certainly are many interpretations . . . even to a lip reader !
Edit : Thanks for voting for message 9706833!
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 23:21, archived)
# They both are !
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 23:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Mums gone to Grannys' Again (Or is it 'Niceland' ?)
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:39, archived)
# *purchases large quantities*
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Large quantities?
Just the one Katona, then?
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:44, archived)
# arf!
hate the bitch. had the chance to punch her once, but i couldn't :(
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:48, archived)
# My sister once saw Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen in Tesco.
"Excuse me sir, do you have the time?"
"Yeah, it's-"
"Oh my God you're that guy I don't like!"
Just for kicks ;D
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:50, archived)
# hahaha!
i hate him, too! she was being really snotty and chavvy when i met her, but my mate was there in an official capacity, so i had to be on my best behaviour :(
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:52, archived)
# :(
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:56, archived)
# my teeth were practically curling up on themselves
just looking at her!

the clothes airer just fell over, i nearly soiled my kecks
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:59, archived)
# HAHA brilliant.
Something happened the other day that scared me but I don't remember what it was.
Sorry.
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 23:10, archived)
# pff
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 23:18, archived)
# Hahahaha
that's given me the best laugh of the night
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 23:12, archived)
# that kitchen is fucking awful
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:42, archived)
# not after half a box of the green stuff
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:43, archived)
# creme de menthe?
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:44, archived)
# you don't get creme de menthe in boxes
unless it's gone badly wrong
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:49, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:45, archived)
# my eyes started bleeding after trying to read that
but fucking top work with the shadow
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:46, archived)
# The dropshadow from hell.
Serious font abuse all over that, you can almost hear the letters screaming.
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:51, archived)
# GREAT minds think alike.....eh? ;-D

(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:45, archived)
# hehe...
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Thats alllll me money gone in
one shop, probably end uplike this



cfb

(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:45, archived)
# that's lovely
stick a face on the ballon, and it'd be a 'connor'
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:46, archived)
# I just cant get to his
level of subtle
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:49, archived)
# Your pics are ace
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:49, archived)
# That balloon looks like a testacle.
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:49, archived)
# Its hitlers
disdended runaway
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Funnily enough
even though Hitler had two intact testacles, Chairman Mao actually really did only have one.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 0:17, archived)
# AAU
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:52, archived)
# Nija Edited
Would Wouldn't Would
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:51, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:38, archived)
# Top left. at least I know what you're on about :)
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Secret agent man is the best track....
*shames*
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 23:46, archived)
# New Sugababe Announced
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:24, archived)
# are any of the original sugarbabes still around?
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:26, archived)
# I liked the ginger one.
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:26, archived)
# I second that!
She was (Neoooowwdalllowdalowdo...) Foxy!
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:29, archived)
# I meant Chas.
;)
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:35, archived)
# I just tried face swapping a pic of them from the early 70's
it made no obvious difference.
What a fucking waste of time that was!
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:37, archived)
# hehe
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Oh darlin'
There ain't no pleasin' you!
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:44, archived)
# not at all
she popularised that horrible above-the-lip-Monroe-piercing that idiots get.

(But yeah y'would)
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:44, archived)
# *raises hands*
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:28, archived)
# *tickles armpits*
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:29, archived)
# *giggles and writhes*
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:30, archived)
# i've been elbowed in the face in similar circumstances
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Haven't we all
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:31, archived)
# this is the best fucking picture i've ever done
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:27, archived)
# we know
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:27, archived)
# mmm more like shergarbabes
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:39, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Didja Know?
Didja know that Filipinos have a gland in their cheeks that help them spit fire?
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 0:00, archived)
# Life after dave..

(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:21, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:22, archived)
# two spangworthy threads in a row
oh b3ta, you tease
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Hello, Chaz, your lathe is shit.
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:23, archived)
# it may be shit
but it's eco-friendly
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:24, archived)
# My carbon footprint is of gargantuan proportions.
I'm a robot.
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:26, archived)
# i have carbon feet
i'm FUCKED
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:27, archived)
# All the women want to touch your carbon feet.
"OOOHHH MICKYBOY", they say, "I WANT TO TOUCH YOUR CARBON EXTREMITIES".
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:30, archived)
# It's true
We do
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:31, archived)
# How large a sacrifice do you usually make?
Child, bear, tiny pony?
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Well, a giraffe if we can get one
They have the height thing going for them (and sexy lips), but the ponies have the 'aww' factor.
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:35, archived)
# ...it's a bit like a guy sacrificing his season ticket
we all dream of having ponies as little girls, of course
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:36, archived)
# i didn't
i don't like horses
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:37, archived)
# shhh ;)

I never wanted a pony. It's a stereotype, innit?
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:40, archived)
# yup :)
i always preferred lego
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:43, archived)
# I did like the 'My little Pony' toys ALOT
but I never associated them with actual ponies. Those and my lego were my favourite toys by miles. I have a rather large lego collection again these days :D
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:45, archived)
# my mate had TONS of my little ponies
i was more into books than toys. she got married at 18 and took a bin bag full of barbies with her
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:51, archived)
# don't forget the 10inch tongue
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:36, archived)
# You fucking sicken me.
GIRAFFES ARE PEOPLE TOO
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 23:12, archived)
# Is carbon fibre...
A breakfast serial??
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:30, archived)
# yes
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:31, archived)
# pffft
also:
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:23, archived)
# haha quality
conversely that reminds me of this I did yonks ago but never posted

(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:29, archived)
# hahahah
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:30, archived)
# HAHAHA
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:31, archived)
# wood
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:26, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:20, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:20, archived)
# Hello, Feeling Lucky.
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:21, archived)
# Hello, Sam.
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:21, archived)
# hahaha oh dear god
: D
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:21, archived)
# Looks nothing like Charlie Luciano
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:21, archived)
# ;D
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:22, archived)
# hahaha
you silly fucker.
;)
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:21, archived)
# oh ffs
you daft fucker :D
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Smaaaaaaaaaaaaash
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:31, archived)
# claaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:32, archived)
# How're you?
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:35, archived)
# fine
i has a shiny new tooth
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:36, archived)
# Ooh.
Did the tooth fairy pay for it?
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:43, archived)
# if by tooth fairy you mean the NHS
then yes.
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:53, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:57, archived)
# I decided the cat had to go

\o/
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:11, archived)
# BOOMKITTY!
\o/
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:13, archived)
# This is tragic.
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:14, archived)
# about time, too
the yellowness would seem to indicate that he's no longer exactly fresh
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:15, archived)
# *waves*
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:17, archived)
# *waves back*
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:20, archived)
# You all good?


Are you making it to the Derby bash this year? *crosses everything*
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:21, archived)
# probably not
i'm trying to get a last-minute to spain
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:23, archived)
# I can't promise to try not to cry
but I promise to try to try not to :(
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:25, archived)
# well, that's good enough for me :)
my parents are paying, so i get a free holiday!
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Ooh, yay for free holidays!
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:29, archived)
# they just want me to bring back ciggies
and it's cheaper to send me that for the two of them to go. the hotel is all-inclusive though, so i won't need much money!
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:31, archived)
# surely it would be cheaper to just buy cheaper fags
than go to spain to get them
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:36, archived)
# don't give them ideas!
i want free holidays!
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:38, archived)
# poor little mite was on his last legs anyway
it's for the best
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:18, archived)
# you get to explode him
and be humane at the same time
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:21, archived)
# Nice Sig
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:17, archived)
# I'm going to have nightmares now
reverse it (it is photoshop after all)
:-)
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:18, archived)
# reverse, you say?
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:19, archived)
# me sis'n'law's cat attacked my 2yr old daughter this afternoon
*clicks as it out-run my boot*
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:18, archived)
# It's this kind of expectation that makes this video amazing
each and every time I watch it

www.collegehumor.com/video:1921391
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:20, archived)
# : D
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Shattered_Cat.gif
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:20, archived)
#
BOMB DOG CAT CHAOS
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:20, archived)
# All I can see is a huge
cat shaped yellow Smartie. I want chocolate now and its too late for the shops :-(
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 1:56, archived)
# erm....
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:00, archived)
# SHYAAAAAADAAAAAAP!!
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:04, archived)
# lovely boy
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:04, archived)
# *plays "onward, christian soldiers" on the tabla*
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Mmm, satire...

Clever clever satire... :)
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 21:56, archived)
# Arf :)
I'm starting to think that this compo is a prank.
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 21:58, archived)
# mmm leaky
:)
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Nothing like
a good seepage :)
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Clever, clever :)
This is very good.
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 21:59, archived)
# ninja
woo
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Retired ninja
yay!
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:00, archived)
# aaarrgghhhh! garbage water!
this is rather good
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:00, archived)
# In a fresh
minty green and all...

Thanks :)
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Clever satyr
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Pfft!
Nice punnage!
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:24, archived)
# hehhehheh
 
top style
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 23:47, archived)
# My first animal mashup and go with cs4
Be kind :)
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 21:25, archived)
# i like this
i can see it in plastic form, clutching a pencil.
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 21:28, archived)
#
*sells*


*goes broke*
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 21:29, archived)
# it pays to advertise!
you didn't advertise!

also, vote for my Floyd-related image challenge suggestion
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 21:32, archived)
# loverly!
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 21:30, archived)
# haha
thats amazing :D woo
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Jesus
I still use version 7 of Photoshop.
Edit: My manners are shot today. Woo to the pic!
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Woo! I've seen that source pic before...

(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:19, archived)
#
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 21:22, archived)
# Can't resist...must...nod.......along...
*hums the tune my mind assumes they're listening to*
Probably some kind of psy-trance.
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 21:26, archived)
# ...got mine and me daughter's fluffeh vote
:D
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 21:29, archived)
# Hahaha!
Nicely :)
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 22:14, archived)

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