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# one of those days when you realise how your mind just fails you with age

and you wonder what, if anything you can do about it
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:51, archived)
# You can't.

Top stuff, sir.
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:52, archived)
# It's the second time I've clearly noticed it
when I was about 28 I was suddenly aware of my hands not being as clearly connected to what I was thinking as they once were.
And then today I realised that I've been feeling more an more like there is a barrier of cotton wool between "me" and my body.

Oh well, at least my legs haven't fallen off yet
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:55, archived)
# I think I know the feeling.

I'm 34 and my legs are off on vacation in Barbados.
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:58, archived)
# that sun tan's going to be hard to explain
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 21:01, archived)
# I'll just wear a skirt and people don't even start wondering about the legs anymore

(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 21:09, archived)
# It's happening right now to us all
fucksocks.

/woo
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:52, archived)
# :-(
SadToast is sad

I like this
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:53, archived)
# i hear ya...
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:53, archived)
# brain munch spit woo
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:56, archived)
# Ha!
But that bits the best for you!
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Good job microw...
Ooops sorry
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 21:16, archived)
# My mind fails constantly
and you are? where am I?
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:53, archived)
# Yay
And not much ;)
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:55, archived)
# That's right . . . a mind of it's own has a mind of it's own !
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:56, archived)
# I just wish it had left a forwarding address to send thoughts to
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:57, archived)
# So . . . you keep getting return to sender too . . .
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:59, archived)
# go watch Zombieland, like I did.
It was a good and funny flick.
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:58, archived)
# not out over until next week over here
looking forward to it though
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 21:00, archived)
# Sadly true
all you can do is keep using it.
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 21:18, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:46, archived)
# Funny . . . that's the way I always looked as it as . . .
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:52, archived)
# this one slipped right through your fingers.
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Your shredded wheat are showing
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:42, archived)
# get your 'bix out
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Oh, right
Shredded wheat, that well-known film.

Plus, that's well NSFW.
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Shut up you pedantic cunt
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:44, archived)
# No! You shut up!
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:46, archived)
# I learned something about Kelloggs today
That Corn Flakes were meant so people wouldn't masterbate as Mr Kelloggs was like a purist or something and thought that if you had a decent breakfast you wouldnt want to masterbate.
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:46, archived)
# rofl porn flakes
'runs'
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:47, archived)
# see The Road to Welville
He was properly off his gourd.
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:48, archived)
# No! You see The Road to Welville!
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Take existing films, books, video games, whatever and remake them as porn movies.
Your right its an advert how very perceptive of you.
also no rude bits showing so sfw
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:46, archived)
# NSFW isn't just about rude bits actually showing or not though

(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:51, archived)
# is where i work
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Isn't on this board.

(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:53, archived)
# Im sure the amount of bollocks on display would be far more offensive
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:59, archived)
# We're not saying others are not. We're saying yours is.

Now I'm tired of this shit.
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 21:10, archived)
# There's nothing in the rules about it having to be a film
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:47, archived)
# Piss off, noone cares
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:47, archived)
# No! You piss off!
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:48, archived)
# No! You Fuck off!
:D
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:50, archived)
[challenge entry] PISS
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Way to ruin my childhood memories
of urinals
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:50, archived)
# You fucker

I just spat on my monitor while laughing
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:53, archived)
# OMG, you fucking pervert
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:53, archived)
# Hahahaha!!!
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 21:08, archived)
# \o/
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Well, shit.
My apologies.
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:48, archived)
# needs milk...
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:47, archived)
[challenge entry] I wasn't sure whether to go with this....
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:41, archived)
[challenge entry] or this
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:41, archived)
# i like the bottom one.
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Haha
I like this one!

Well, I like them both, but... you know
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Animations win every time
even if they only have 2 frames
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Right on BubaMan !
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:55, archived)
# Pickin' up good ones }}}{{{
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:51, archived)
# You're giving me excitations
;-)
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:53, archived)
# This is my rifle... this is my gun...

(thanks Tahkcalb)... :D
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahaha
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:40, archived)
# ha ha...that's crazy.
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Remember which one you use the bore cleaner on !
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:46, archived)
# eenie, meanie, miney,...hey Moe!
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Hahaha! Ace.
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 21:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Humm Baby !
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:30, archived)
# haha
she's either having a stroke or she's on her multiple orgasm :)
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:34, archived)
# Or all three !
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:35, archived)
# lol n1
I was about to do left 4 head
NEVER GOOGLE FOR ZOE
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:35, archived)
# I'll take your advice !
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:36, archived)
# you nasty boy...
...go stand in the corner.
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:41, archived)
# I have to . . . I've painted myself in there . . .
` ╟
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:43, archived)
# better watch your step.
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Yeah . . . it's always the last one that gets the wet paint . . .
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:54, archived)
# you should've watched the paint dry.
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:56, archived)
# My watch stopped . . .
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:57, archived)
# Time to get a new one.
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 21:02, archived)
# :D Helloz U Peepals!
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Oh God
*SPANG*
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Nurse, the frying pan please.
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:17, archived)
# What am I...a mind reader?
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:20, archived)
# That's the spirit :D
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Head will roll !
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Yes they intend to play football later
"On the head, son!"
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:26, archived)
# At least somebody is listening . . .
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:29, archived)
# these must take you ages to animate
so much going on there :)
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:32, archived)
# They are fun . . . I'm kind of on a Film Noir kick . . .
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:37, archived)
# keep up the good work
film noir is great
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:38, archived)
# this is the best thing you ever did...
...besides fudge.
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Thanx BIG GUY . . . always room for improvement !
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Truly fantastic
one of your best yet!
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 21:05, archived)
# Mercy Boo Coups !
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 21:42, archived)
# hahahha
:)
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Oh shit

haha
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Ouch!
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:11, archived)
[challenge entry] This strikes me as being more than a little NSFW
Anyway, I see your extremely unpleasant picture and raise you.
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:15, archived)
# 2 wrongs don't make a right
and this is both wrong and not right!

;)
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:17, archived)
# yes it does
if we follow this simple mathematical formula

Wrong =1
Right =2
1 + 1 = 2

Therefore two wrongs make a right

Its science
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:45, archived)
# I see your visual psychosis and raise you this
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:17, archived)
# I fold :-(
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:17, archived)
# oh fuck...two more...
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:22, archived)
# hehe these are good
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Oh fudge !
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:38, archived)
# definitely two wrongs...
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:19, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Oh for fudge sakes !
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:38, archived)
# :(((

(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:54, archived)
# This entire thread is totally NSFW
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:22, archived)
# hahahahaha
:)
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 22:42, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:07, archived)
# ;-0
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:08, archived)
# All holes full,
by the looks on their faces!
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:16, archived)
# it made me 'chuckle'.
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:11, archived)
# Welcome to Bloop Park

CFB


CFB

Just because I saw this post and was bored/hungover this afternoon.



(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 19:57, archived)
# Woo!
*buys eleventy tickets*
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 19:57, archived)
# menace factor = 0
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:06, archived)
# Much better than Spielbergs effort.
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:08, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:14, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:16, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:59, archived)
# :D
I love this
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 11:42, archived)
#
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 19:46, archived)
# but how does it smell
;D
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 19:47, archived)
# Shmoo?
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 19:51, archived)
# The New Shmoo! :D

^yes
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:15, archived)
# no problem...
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:00, archived)
# An improvement

(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:40, archived)
# am it cat teim yet?
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 19:43, archived)
# Yes, it certainly am.
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 19:45, archived)
# YES

(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:40, archived)
# \o/
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 19:46, archived)
# \o/
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 19:49, archived)
# Wonderful fluff
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 19:52, archived)
# wegotthafunk.
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:05, archived)
# oh Hai popular cat!
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 19:47, archived)
# Cats, you say? I'm in!
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 19:55, archived)
#
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 19:55, archived)
# ahahahhahahaha
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 19:58, archived)
# discodiscodiscodiscodiscodiscodiscodiscodiscodisco
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 19:59, archived)
#
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 19:59, archived)
# *.*
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:03, archived)
#
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:05, archived)
# mmmmophffaaahhhht....
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:11, archived)
# Shocking display of lack of discipline!

Military Kitty is shocked and appalled.
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:18, archived)
#

(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:13, archived)
#
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:30, archived)
# SCORES!... :D
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Ee Gadds!
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 19:16, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 19:43, archived)
[challenge entry] dunbin?
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 19:15, archived)
# Hahahaha
Not that I've seen
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 19:17, archived)
# brilliant
[clicks]
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 19:52, archived)
# haha :)
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:22, archived)
# lol.
I await red sushis inspired Ayrton Senna-related wall post.

:-)
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 19:17, archived)
# is it anything like this
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Indeed
it amuses me in all the wrong places :-)
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Cunt.
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 19:38, archived)
# Bring on the Wahl!
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 19:40, archived)
# Hello you lot, sorry I haven't been around lately
Life is busy.
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 19:03, archived)
# I say, I say, what's all this then?
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 19:04, archived)
# I do a regular comic book
called Amateur Lovemaking Monthly. This is one of the strips from the third edition, which I'm working on now. :D
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 19:05, archived)
# This is really good
but does remind me of going to the dentist.
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 19:05, archived)
# This can only be a good thing.
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 19:07, archived)
# Oh man.
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 19:25, archived)
[challenge entry] She needs a good slapping
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 18:52, archived)
# 50ft Woman Pleaser!

(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 18:59, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun?
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 18:38, archived)
# Haha
but yeah, Mr. Veitch of rathergood fame did something like this years and years ago
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 18:39, archived)
# and got threatened with court action if he didn't remove it.
i remember it very well.
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 18:42, archived)
# haha
link? mirror?
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 18:42, archived)
#
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 18:45, archived)
# Couldn't he just have called parody?
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 18:54, archived)
# ^this
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 18:57, archived)
#
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 18:58, archived)
# Ahahah
Edit: also that .swf won't load on one click. I have to shove a question mark on the end to get it to play.
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Gosh,
I almost feel bad after reading that letter. Bummer. I hope this passes.
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 19:11, archived)
# There is no such thing as any 'fair use' doctrine in the UK regarding parody.
That's America.
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 19:00, archived)
# Oh.
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 19:02, archived)
# arf!
but bin dun before.

mind you it's a licencing winner if you ask me.
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 18:41, archived)
# well i'd fuck it
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 18:41, archived)
# :)

(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 18:41, archived)
# !
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 18:57, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 19:04, archived)
# Excellent!
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:31, archived)
# ha ha
should get along nicely with

(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 18:59, archived)
#
i think the fleshlightyness of this one makes it more delicious however. delectible in fact.
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 17:17, archived)
# ha this is superb
i want one
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 4:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Spunk rock..

(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 18:31, archived)
# ye ar kung fu spunk.
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 18:38, archived)
# *clicks*
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 18:39, archived)
# ha ha
reminds me of:
"what's white and glides across the dance floor?"

"cum dancing"
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 19:01, archived)
# hahha
this is the best post this compo yet , have a click
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 19:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Yiff!

EDIT: Have just discovered this syncs up well with "I Remember" by Deadmau5 and Kaskade
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 18:22, archived)
# that's very disturbing in many ways
*click*
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 18:23, archived)
# hahaha
sexy avian yiff tiem.

*fwaps*
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 18:23, archived)
# Ha ha!
Jolly Jack would be proud :D
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 18:36, archived)
# it's the
nonchalant blink that turns me on
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 18:39, archived)
# NO
:(
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 19:12, archived)
# Hahaha
This deserves to win, just for the sheer audacity of it :)
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 10:20, archived)

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