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(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?


Has it worked for anyone?

(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:39, archived)
# I don't want to fuck any of my old school friends.
I had very few friends at school, and they're all hairy men. The rest of my school was a cunt factory.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Tragic.
Some of my fellow pupils were stunners. And that was just the blokes! Hoo yeah!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:42, archived)
# I had fellow pupils who were attractive ladies.
But they weren't my friends. Apparently one had to be a fat rugby player who punches the intelligent in order to make friends at my school.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:44, archived)
# You mean no one appreciated all your hard work as president of the Model Railway Club?

(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:45, archived)
# haha
I didn't belong to any clubs, just hung around with geeks like me. Which obviously made us all gay for each other and deserving of unprovoked violence.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:49, archived)
# I expect you are exagerating
due to having watched too many American teen movies. I was a nerd at school. I have never seen a nerd get beat up. The only fights that took place at school were between two individuals who consented to fight one another.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:50, archived)
# I'm afraid not
although "beaten up" is not what I meant. But getting punched, kicked, kneed in the side of the thigh (which hurts like fuck) for absolutely no reason was a common occurrence for me and my friends. We weren't all that nerdy really, just not "cool".
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:54, archived)
# A vicious nudging in the lunch queue
that sort of thing.

(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:56, archived)
# I think you're mistaking "your own experience"
with "other people's experience"

I have no reason to lie. Your unwillingness to accept that people may have had a bad time at school is rather odd.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:58, archived)
# What I'm doing is basing my understanding of the world on my experience of it.
Just like every single human being alive, or who has ever lived, or who will ever live in the future, does/has done/will do. I simply don't believe that your experiences were as bad as you make out. Deal with it.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:03, archived)
# I prefer to base my understanding of the world on knowledge and an openness to expanding my knowledge,
rather than simply accepting what I believe about a subject I have limited practical experience of.

I do not believe that every single human being alive, or who has ever lived, or who will ever live in the future has the same outlook as you, otherwise there would be no reason for anyone to develop an informed opinion.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:08, archived)
# I'm sure that that's what your experience has taught you to believe.

(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Sounds like you've read
too many Dickens novels.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:56, archived)
# HAVEATYE CHEESEWRIGHT
*glove-slaps*
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Assuming your consent
raise your dukes, you rummy sort
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Not walking away
is giving consent
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:05, archived)
# cunts
one person who took the piss at school cos i had a train set has recently spunked about a grand on stuff for his currenty layout, according to facebook update.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:07, archived)
# There are train sets
and then there are train sets
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:18, archived)
# that pretty much sounds like MY old school
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:53, archived)
# me for also

(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Someone I went to school with
is trying to organise a reunion on FriendsReunited... failing to realise that (a) no one uses that site anymore and (b) everyone hated her

All the attractive girls at my school were absolute cows
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:44, archived)
# That's often the case...
...but you don't put your dick in a bad personality, do you?
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:47, archived)
# quote
of the day! :D
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:54, archived)
# hahaha
I keep getting friend requests from complete pricks I remember from school. I can think of no reason whatsoever why I would want to add them or them add me. I don't add anyone that I don't already know and/or like. Maybe they're just internet-lonely.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Which is why I'm not on facebook...
used to get that all the time on FR. One time I was visiting my mum, and bumoped into someone I hadn't replied to on there, and they just launched into what a cunt I was.

Thus justifying my not replying to them
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:49, archived)
# use an alias
to date i have 4 accounts on the go, don't use any of them that much
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:24, archived)
# ME SO INTRENET RONERY!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:49, archived)
# I normally add them then say absolutely nothing...
Yes? You added me? Now what?
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:59, archived)
# I think that's pretty much a defining characteristic of attractive girls at school age...
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:47, archived)
# All the attractive girls at my school were cows.
They never talked to me. They didn't actually do anything to hassle me though. Nor did anyone else. But they insisted on being friends with people they liked. It's horrible the way they only talked to their friends and other people who shared similar interests to them. Bitches.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Ha ha
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:50, archived)
# loltire
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Zagag
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:53, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Are you Prodge under an assumed name?
I didn't say they were cows because they weren't my friends, I said they were cows. As in rude, abusive, up their arse and so on.

Sorry I'll draw a diagram next time
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Oh I got that.
I just don't believe you.

I went to a normal school. No one got beat up. No one got their heads flushed down the toilet. Nerds didn't get invited to cool parties, but nor were they interfered with by the cool kids. I think deep down you know that school was nothing like as bad as you are pretending it was.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Your logic is fucking retarded
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:56, archived)
# haha this-is-my-experience-so-it-must-apply-to-everyone-else
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:57, archived)
# lol Grange Hill

(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Well, fucking bully for you
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Go back in time and tell that to me
while I'm tied to a tree with a fire being set between my feet.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Youthful japes.
All in fun.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Did you go to Harrow?
EVERYONE got into some kind of shit at school,... and having been to the All-boys kind it generally involved massive amounts of pent-up testosterone housed in what can only be termed 'human rhinos' t'was not pretty
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Yes.
People gave me verbal abuse. I gave it back. We fought. That's life. That's not the same as being beaten up. No one who just walked away ever got a kicking. They may have been called a pussy, but if you are such a delicate flower that being called names bothers you, then perhaps this world is not for you.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:05, archived)
# No one who just walked away ever got a kicking.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

I think you'll find they did. And probably twice as bad
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Did you go to school in borstal or something?

(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Grange Hill
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:10, archived)
# you may simply need to accept
that there are schools that are rougher than the one you went to.

Now let's talk about something else.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Yeah, but this thread has been hilarious.
The lesson here is not to post anything that hints at something in your past that may be exploited to make you emotional.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:14, archived)
# I'm not emotional about my past at all.
I was simply rather irked by your nonsensical manner.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Irk is the best emotion of all

(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Irksome, that's what you are

(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:21, archived)
# In every way
I prefer to think of myself as vexing though
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:22, archived)
# *vexes*

(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Har har
You were one of the head-kickers, weren't you.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Nope.
I actually was in the Model Railway Club.

(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Torturing the poor imaginary passengers with terrible staged crashes and disasters,
I'll bet. You sicko.

(How am I doing?)

Winding people up isn't "a lesson". Anyone who cares about anything, and expresses that care, is open to it. Big deal. Like any community, b3ta relies on a certain amount of trust. Like any trust, you can "exploit" it for kicks. That doesn't mean trust is laughable or naive. Have you "won"? What have you won?

Edit: God I'm getting my serious on. More than enough, already.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Dude.
Seriously. People are posting images again. We've moved on.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:37, archived)
# he who runs away
lives to run away another day

/more pratchett
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Allow me
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:57, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
oh fuck. that made me laugh a lot.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:59, archived)
# I have to say I was giggling like a loon as I was uploading it.
I know it's poor form to laugh at your own jokes but that one got me rather :D
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:02, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Incidentally,
what's it like being in a cunt factory? I've always wondered how they were made.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:48, archived)
# You'll need to speak to someone who works in advertising
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:50, archived)
# that's a lovely can of worms you've got there
best not open it or ... aw fuck.
:)

and no, none of the people i went to school with are in my friends list on fb
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:23, archived)
# I couldn't help it
I was just thinking really hard and then *pop* and it exploded.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:32, archived)
[challenge entry] couple more on the HD.




(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:38, archived)
[challenge entry] BONG!

[edit] weirdly topical and i didn't even realise;
news.uk.msn.com/uk/article.aspx?cp-documentid=150386016
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Bong!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:38, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:39, archived)
# BBC Breakfast "news"
shirley?

:OD
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:40, archived)
# *phones Trading Standards*
They should just rename it the Scrticly Update Daily mail Reader baiting Fun Hour and be done
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:46, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:55, archived)
# With Sir Trevor
McDonald Duck ;)
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:08, archived)
#
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:32, archived)
# All it needs is Snoop Dog to tap it
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:33, archived)
# queeny
scrubs up well!

Same can't be said about the Moob of Edinburger...
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:33, archived)
# I say!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:35, archived)
# More Queenie! More Queenie!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:35, archived)
# ^
seconded
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:37, archived)
# cheeky
:D
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:36, archived)
# *drops monocle*
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:37, archived)
# My word!
Strangely compelling.... *blinks*
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Her Royal Flyness
strangely arousing
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:41, archived)
#
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:47, archived)
# netting is hard to shop.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Is NOTHING SACRED...?
Nah.
Is that a trace of lipstick I see there?
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:06, archived)
# i say !!!!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Ding Dong!

(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Mr Hands
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:29, archived)
# haha
very good, sir
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:30, archived)
#
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:35, archived)
# O_O
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:49, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Jolly nice. I love Worchester sauce

Another quick and dirty one (sorry)
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:30, archived)
# ah, my ex-employers
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:31, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Nice cropping
/ac
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:25, archived)
# excellent harvesting
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Mediocre propogation though
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:28, archived)
# inadequate rotation, too
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:30, archived)
# it's just beer, not a Big Mac...Jeeeeze!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Laptop playing up...

(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:23, archived)
# If you sing "Lolipop, lolipop"
then mary Poppins will come round with a new one
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:28, archived)
# now i see the dead...dog?
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:29, archived)
# That sort of thing...
Worked better in my head.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:32, archived)
# now this is a dead dog...
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:35, archived)
# ...and it fits perfectly with the Dell logo too!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Ha Ha...first real laugh of the day!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:40, archived)
[challenge entry] bing
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:20, archived)
# If you scale it before you upload it you don't have to worry about HTML scaling and you'll save a few kBs.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Coolbeans
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:26, archived)
# :3
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Can't wait for the next faddy way of re-meeting them all again in 2017


(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Dun Darach - what a game
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Nice.
Just for the record, is that from Tir Na Nog or Dun Darach?
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Dun Darach
he's topless in Tir na Nog
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:37, archived)
#
Mmm topless Scottish braves!
:)
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:39, archived)
# hahahaha
it's all true.

i wondered the other day if that was still going, i presume it is.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:34, archived)
# ITV bought it for 175 mil
sold it for 25 mil.
Nice one ITV (mis)management, you douchebags. Oh, and can I have my production accountant job back? Nup, can't afford it now?

(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:15, archived)
# ...Thursday Tea Service...(and a movie)...
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:13, archived)
# excellent stuff
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Mmmm tea.
Wake up teapot! Don't fall asleep on a sofa -- it's very dangerous! (Er, if you're 2 or under). And besides, Star Wars is on the tellybox.

Edit: And those sugarcubes have had too much, um, sugar. And it's way past their bed-time.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:15, archived)
# dey luv dat movie...
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:38, archived)
# awesome :D
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Lovely
:D
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:16, archived)
# And another thing...
Don't get him wet, and don't feed him after midnight.

Zombie Griffin

Oh. Too late.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:05, archived)
# looks like Eddie Izzard?!?!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:06, archived)
# he's jealous of people with brains
edit, found this crap amongst all my other crap:

seeing as it's griffin day...
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:06, archived)
# He wouldnt say BRAAAIINSS...
it's got asians in it. . .
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:07, archived)
# only the white ones
but as all brains are white?!?
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:07, archived)
# I thought they were a sort of leporous grey

(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Sadly I'm down the boozer tonight.
But I'm not sure I approve of all this publicity they're getting. As a natural-born attention-seeker rebel, I tend to go for things that I'm told not to, and, while I've got slightly more than half a brain, I can't believe I'm the only one with this affliction, and worry that the half-brained and less among us might end up thinking that he's actually the man for them.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:07, archived)
# it's a documented fact
that 50% of people are of below average intelligence, so anything can happen...
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:10, archived)
# It's less than that if you factor in dead people though.

(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:27, archived)
# well, when griffin dies, it will go up a fraction
/plagiarised from pratchett
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Thay means you're saying he is of above average intelligence,
if you are saying that the percentage of people who are of below average intelligence will go up when he dies.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:47, archived)
# aw fuck
i need more coffee.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Exactly.
If the media talk about them, they stop being a joke and suddenly all the anti-establishment nutjobs start voting for them because they become the new anti-establishment party.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:26, archived)
# The news has been interesting today
Normally politicians always bang on about 'letting the electorate make up their own minds' and 'the voters are intelligent enough to make up their own minds'

Whereas today, people like Oona King keep saying that we're all a bunch of mindless zombies, and Griffin is going to use hynosis to make us all vote BNP because we can't make our own minds up
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Indeed.
I'm just worried that about where the Russians are headed.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:37, archived)
# nice
MNNGEDIT:

(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Hahahahahaha


fuck
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:08, archived)
# make it stop!!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:08, archived)
# It doesn't stop
Make it stop!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Esc
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:10, archived)
# keep it going!
BASTARD! i was enjoying that. YAY! it's back!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:10, archived)
# I hate that girl.
Haha mods = gods.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:10, archived)
# i want to scream as well.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Has you seen that Ttssattsr had bin addered to thur dicshonry.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:29, archived)
# omg wot is dikstionery?
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:30, archived)
# inot shure but its gud i herd
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:37, archived)
# fankls 4 da info im gna download it
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:38, archived)
# I think these children look like they were home schooled.
I don't know why. There's just something creepy about them.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:41, archived)
# This is scaring me
Who the hell is she?
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:16, archived)
# :O
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Ahahaha Oh wait...
Noooooooooooo don't take it away!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:18, archived)
# aaawwwww... spoilsport
edit: YAY!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:20, archived)
# aww I missed that
can you post it again?
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Haahahahaha
Top :)
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Nice bottle o' fucky
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:53, archived)
# *administers 3 bottles*

allrig wazby, your looin fukin sezzy dis artnoo

*hic!*
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:55, archived)
# you've been drinking Nail Polish Remover again haven't you?
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:57, archived)
# *hic!*
all da color haz bleeched from my vision.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:58, archived)
# I'll just drink some methanol instead.
Everything's greeeeen.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:56, archived)
# supermarket fun:
in the drinks aisle, ask a staff member: "where's the meths?"
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Make my own I do
Got 5 gallons of 21% proof rose wine on the go.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:58, archived)
#
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:00, archived)
# haha
the Benedictine Cunts
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Glad someone noticed I changed more than the name!

(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:37, archived)
[challenge entry] not worth own thread, not even topical any more

I meant this pic. Fuckfast looks yummy :)
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:02, archived)
# I was at Buckfast Abbey the other day
I got told off by a monk for taking photographs. I did a bit of namedropping and got a personal tour including access to private areas.


/cool blog
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:05, archived)
# who's name did you drop?
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Yours.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:19, archived)
# "I really like your cheap shitty wine. I drink it often.
I pay your wages."
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:29, archived)
# How much Bucky do you have to drop into a monk
before he shows you his "private areas?"
Sorry.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:04, archived)
# FECK! ARSE! DRINK!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 20:29, archived)
[challenge entry] More Royal Mail




(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:53, archived)
# but parcle farce isn't striking.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Particle Force: A New Breed of Superheroes.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Electron! Proton! Neutron! Hadron! Quark!
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PARTICLES!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:00, archived)
# But dude, protons and neutrons are hadrons.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:03, archived)
# they're all particles I have listed, elementary or not
so shh.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:04, archived)
# They are also made out of quarks
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:04, archived)
# it was a captain planet joke.
Can't a man have a bit of poetic licence in order to make a Captain Planet joke?
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Not on B3ta
Too many pedantic little nerds on here. Like me.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:08, archived)
# yes
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Of course.
They're baryons.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:11, archived)
# I didn't also want to add
that you'll never find a free quark in nature. That would have been kicking a man while he was down and I like to think that I'm more honourable than that.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:16, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:23, archived)
# higgs boson is never around when you want him.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:10, archived)
# he's gone ... back to the future
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:13, archived)
# He'll be back
to break the LHC again in a month or so, never you worry.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:15, archived)
#
Doesn't mean they're any good at taking one item to another place quickly tho. :)
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:56, archived)
# this is true.
i stand corrected.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:57, archived)
# At least they work more than four hours a day though.
And move at more than 1mph.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:58, archived)
# and they use those new fangled vans
rather than a fucking bike
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:01, archived)
# bike?
our postie does that old-fangled walking thing. this being sheffield, his bike has probably been nicked.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:05, archived)
# they all need to be issued with segways.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:12, archived)
# that would be awesome
where can i sign the petition?
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:15, archived)
# £3000 worth of fancy servo motors to make it balance, or....
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:32, archived)
# if only I could send a message with a computer?
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:54, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Ha!
Hmm jaffas.
Love it *clicks*
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Haha, yes!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Minging
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:52, archived)
# haha! WHAT DARK MAGICS ARE THESE?!?!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Yums!
i ate a whole packet last night
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:53, archived)
# having not eaten chocolate for the past 15 years
i've forgotten how they taste.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:53, archived)
# a bit like orange mystery
with a hint of spongey unquantifiability
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:55, archived)
# ta!
ian't the orangy bit made with apricots?
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:56, archived)
# I think it may be made of sighs
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:02, archived)
# I love Jaffa Cakes but I hate it indecisiveness
Make up your mind Biscuit or Cake, Cake or Biscuit you can't have your cake and your biscuit and eat it!!!!!!

hehe
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:02, archived)
# the law has already ruled that is is a cake
thus mcvities were spared from paying £££millions in back taxes to the government.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:13, archived)
# hahaha, nice one :)
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:07, archived)
# ...
Photobucket
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:47, archived)
# hahah
you should have put pedant's, that would bring them out.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:49, archived)
# There was that picture that was front paged
with a sign with an inapproriate apostrophe and a trap under the sign. Can't remember whos it was now but that was classic.

Found it - Zak McFlimby
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Missing an e too!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Go ahead and correct it ;)
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:25, archived)
# You got an apostrophe wrong there.
And no, I don't have a sense of humour.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:53, archived)
# hahahha!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:49, archived)
# What the fuck is it
with swastikas today? I can't see half the board because I'm adblocking images and then it's just wiping every image that guy's posted because I don't think I've set it up right...


/browsing B3ta in a German office blog



Edit: A quick glance at the screen tells me what I was doing wrong and I can now adblock individual images with impunity. As you were.

/Being a fucking retard blog
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:50, archived)
# off to jail for you then.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Jails are inefficient
I believe that German jails just gas people and pretend they're locked up for life. Much cheaper.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Pfffft - in the words of Shakespeare:
"Tight on YOU!"
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Most of them are due to the fact
that a prominent British politico, and self-confessed admirer of Hitler, is to appear on Tv tonight, much to the annoyance of lots of people who are oppossed to oppression except against those they disagree with.

In my case, I made this weeks agio but rarely get it out
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:06, archived)
# this is for you
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Awww, you shouldn't have!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:53, archived)
# I hate thems peoples
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:50, archived)
# You spelt spelling wrong.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:52, archived)
# and lots more two
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Noe? Wear?
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:59, archived)
# their, write their on the stare.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Two wright, Comrade's!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:54, archived)
# thats really rather splendid
an old one of mine thats not as good as your's
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Are you a member?
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:56, archived)
# :D

(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:15, archived)
# who started the Pedant's Revolt?
Which Tyler.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:35, archived)
# arf
*spang*
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Little bitta politix


(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:44, archived)
# yay! burn more carbons, it's good for the trees
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:46, archived)
# to be honest to sooner we all die off the sooner the world will get back on track.
Use everything.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Obesity will have killed us all long before the environment makes any difference.

(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:56, archived)
# either that or knife crime
it's stab or be stabbed
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:04, archived)
# I'm looking forward to fizzy seas and rivers
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Heh.
Also, love the hat.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:48, archived)
[challenge entry] so q&d I soiled myself


Also: anyone else having MASSIVE problems with B3ta today?
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Everything is fine, buddy.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:43, archived)
# seem bout right
and no.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Oi! what you lookin' at?

Not worth its own thread
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:44, archived)
# bugger
*crosses off list*
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Me too
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:45, archived)
# sorry guys
The inspiration came as I'm drinking the crap (shudders). Still, company buys it though.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:48, archived)
# no probs here
nice pic for q&d :)
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:45, archived)
# hahaha! brill :D
no real probs - just a few pics are a bit slow to load
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:48, archived)
# I don't know whats wrong
It keeps timing out when I F5

Other sites are fine though
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:49, archived)
# ...tried one of the other servers?
jelly.b3ta.com
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:54, archived)

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