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[challenge entry] "I...BELIEVE..IN...A...THING...CALLED.... LOVE...."
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 12:05, archived)
# I want to tweak those nipples quite hard.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 12:06, archived)
# hehe
Go on then...I'm sure he won't mind much.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 12:17, archived)
[challenge entry] And there's no cupboard to hide in! Mwah, ha ha ha!!!!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 12:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Santa CLAWS

(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 12:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Ooh I say...
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Wet bacon
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:49, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Hahaha
His face fits that perfectly.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Hahahaha!
:D
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 12:06, archived)
# too sinister?
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:39, archived)
# haha
I reckon Vader is a bit of a Bristow
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Does it smell of Jabba's gunt?
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:44, archived)
# pfft
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Smell the glove
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 12:06, archived)
# "I'd recgnise your foul stench anywhere"
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Dirty boy!
:D
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 12:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Yeah, It's TOAP
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:19, archived)
# It is
edit: Try using a direct link, for example this:

i78.photobucket.com/albums/j92/Swan_Vesta/wiz-1.jpg

The link you have is not caching and causing a reload every refresh. Ta

edit: Fucking genius, you got an electron microscope with that? hahah
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Cheers
Photobucket is having a spazz atm and refusing to play ball
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:35, archived)
# and from this day on it shall be known as Photofucker
*looks to distance*
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Is that Nicole Kidman with a stick of celery hanging out of her minge?
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:47, archived)
# again!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Editing your post here has nowt to do with Photobucket
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:46, archived)
# I resized the pic in photobucket
as it was bigger thn the Rotherham branch of weightwatchers which led to the miniscule one being on /board ........ Had to upload and rejigg it to a halfway decent image.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 12:15, archived)
# At the risk of sounding like I care... :P
"edit: Try using a direct link, for example this:

i78.photobucket.com/albums/j92/Swan_Vesta/wiz-1.jpg

The link you have is not caching and causing a reload every refresh. Ta"
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 12:19, archived)
# it is big, but it is also very very good
oh no wait - did I say 'good'. I meant bad, very very bad.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:24, archived)
# hahah fucking midget bastards
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:24, archived)
#
bastards text
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:35, archived)
# ...
is this picture very far away?
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:31, archived)
# It's in Oz
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:32, archived)
# No wonder I can't read it....
....it's in foreign!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:33, archived)
[challenge entry] *Squints*

(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:35, archived)
#
smarty pants!
(, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 20:36, archived)
# What does the text say?
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Helpful Cylon is helpful
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:19, archived)
# I'd love it if the weather was presented in the voice of a cylon
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Bloody A12. Always with the delays.
:D
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Speaking of the A12
anyone been watching Collision?
It's suprisingly watchable for ITV drama
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:27, archived)
# ..
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Han Christian Anderson
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:16, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:17, archived)
# he looks like someone's just wiped his face with wet bacon
/acbp
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Bacon makes ideal plasters and bandages for injured pigs
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Somehow that made me do an internal shiver
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:29, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D

(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:18, archived)
# BULLSHIT MR.HAN MAN !!
hehe nice work *clicks*
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 12:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Sa-la-vate!!!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:07, archived)
# bwahaha
**MAS-TI-CATE**
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:08, archived)
# I read that differently
fnar!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:10, archived)
# You dirrrrty toerag
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:10, archived)
# hahaha
Ex-cre-ment :D
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:11, archived)
[challenge entry] This must've been done before
and probably better too.



EDIT: Wow my first ever post to make the popular page. Thanks all.

(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Nicely done
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:55, archived)
# I thank you.
A quickie but turned out ok
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Hahaha, really well done
*wraps a click and sets it under the tree
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Wow
it's just what I wanted!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:10, archived)
# You have been leaving enough hints throughout the year!
;)
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:16, archived)
# I doubt it's bindun better
that's pretty fab!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Ta muchly
I haven't posted an image in ages
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Osama bin laden with TOYS!!
oh you!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:01, archived)
#
please tell me that's osama bin laden
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:01, archived)
# It is.
I left a bit of dark beard so he'd be easier to recognise.

And I also lack the skills to make it convincingly white
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:09, archived)
#
a subtle outer glow would give it a heavenly feel
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Super dooper!
:D
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Thanks
and I love the hat

(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Soupherb!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Ta
mmmm soup. An hour til lunch.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:24, archived)
# This post is clearly 17k under the limit. Please adjust.
;o)
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Apologies
I can put in seventeen 1k images below it?
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:09, archived)
# I think this is acceptable.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:10, archived)
# that
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Better??
I doubt that very much! Have a WOO and a *click* :)
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Thankies!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Lovely
Most charming presentation of that man to date!


Normally Santa looks a bit shrewd...
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:28, archived)
# brilliant!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:29, archived)
[challenge entry] I wouldn't say better, but I was quite pleased with it at the time... :)
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Awesome!
I thought I'd seen something similar. Nicely done; that's my Christmas cards sorted this year!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Woo Yay!
This would make a great Christmas card...
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:12, archived)
# hello b3ta: have a doodle
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:47, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:51, archived)
# I have a serious hat and can vouchsafe for this sentiment.
Serious hats IS serious business.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:52, archived)
# I tried it as are.. but decided is sounds more serious.
Seriousity wins over grammar every time.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:57, archived)
# SCIENCE.
Specifically, HAT SCIENCE.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:57, archived)
# this doodle spawned a drinking game
your not allowed to smile and have to try and look as serious as possible. winner doesn't drink.

the game generally lasts seconds.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:00, archived)
# I prefer "Vodka Death"
in which participants take it in turn to drink Vodka. First one to die wins.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:03, archived)
# I don't do hats
Well, I did ONE hat, but the missus lost it

I miss that one hat that suited me
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:58, archived)
# mty head is too large..
even the most serious of serious hats look silly on me... that is why i'll never be able to attend one of their hat meets.

sad times.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:02, archived)
# I used to have a serious hat but I lost it
seriously
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:53, archived)
[challenge entry] he really cares!!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Aw!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:42, archived)
# hehehe
:)
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:50, archived)
# this is lovely
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:44, archived)
# thanks!
:)
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Awwww... sweet....
:D
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:44, archived)
# hehehe
:)
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Aaaawww, pearoast tiem!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:47, archived)
# hahahaa
:)
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:51, archived)
# ^_^
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:59, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:49, archived)
# :D
ta! :D
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:51, archived)
# And who wouldn't welcome the advances of a 7' tall metal man with flesh-crushing hydraulics, eh?
Top job, Reverend.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:45, archived)
# :D

(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Bwahahaha!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Ha! Most woo.
Also, it's 209 bytes too big. Please remove your self from b3ta and flail your ballsack with a rusty mace
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:44, archived)
# This.
With more flaming spangpans of doom and fire.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Annoying? Yes,
but I'm still impressed he can use Photoshop with two hooves.
(woo!)
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Hahahaha...
You sir are a genius! :) Ning Moley!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Morning Ninj!
How's it hanging?
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:46, archived)
# To the left...
...cheeky. How's the Moley gang? :D
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:48, archived)
# We're all right.
:D
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:50, archived)
# aww poor Toasty
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
8KB DUDE! DUDE! 8KB!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:51, archived)
# click it like a polaroid picture
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:58, archived)
# hahaha so gonna to get caught
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:00, archived)
# :D heh
I don't get why people are so committed to a perceived limit on filesizes when there clearly isn't an absolute limit.

As long as people aren't taking the piss with half meg bmps and 7 meg vid captures posted as gifs, who cares. Even if they do, the world continues to revolve on its axis and the ignore button is still there to be used.

If a newbie were to post something of a similar quality that was also 8k over, I would like to think that the only people complaining would be mocked by the rest as being petty.

Not that I am calling Toasty petty, as I do see the point he is trying to get at re: double standards, but I think his disapproval should be more targeted to those people who do shout at newbies for posting an image that is slightly over the 100k cr3 arsebiscuit and don't shout at regulars who do the same.

Double standards stinks, but is life, innit.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:04, archived)
# nice try
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Happy again?
:D
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:19, archived)
# you're joking right?
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:29, archived)
# As much as I disapprove of internet fighting,
HT vs FWM in an image fight-off would be incredible to behold.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:38, archived)
# no idea why
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:35, archived)
# nice quiff
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:36, archived)
# The hair!
Will no-one save us from The Hair!?
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:36, archived)
# it gets worse the person it wares sparkels
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:43, archived)
# so wow
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:53, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Quite so...
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahahaha...may I just squeeze this in here...?
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Place to squeeze in reposts for compo?
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:38, archived)
# yeah feel free
...
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:40, archived)
#
that must be what the call a doobie snack, great one ;)
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:46, archived)
# 2DTV
now wheres Bin Laa-Laa?
EH OH!!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Run away!
Objects in the mirror are closer than they appear!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Someone should tell him is reverse lights aren't working
WOO! :O)
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:35, archived)
# I've just realised it's friday 13th
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:35, archived)
# I've been reminded of it every minute since the beardedwife woke up
"can you cut me a slice of bread? If I use the knife I might chop my hand off"
"I can't do any washloads. I might electrocute myself!"

I was glad to go to work
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:37, archived)
# you mean YOU'VE LEFT HIM ON HIS OWN?
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:51, archived)
# He's wrapped up in a nice soft duvet and I've sellotaped pillows to all his extremities
If he kills himself it's his own fault
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:59, archived)
# I love Friday the 13ths
(can you pluralise a date?)

(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:44, archived)
# !siht evol I
:D
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Gandhi had a mean sense of humour.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Yes!
Brute force and ignorance will solve any problem.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Except Afghanistan
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:33, archived)
# and Kerry Katona
oh wait, not Kerry Katona
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Wrong.
They're just not using enough brute force.

Or ignorance.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Cracking!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Oooh!
Right in the baby maker
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:35, archived)
# oooph
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:37, archived)
# Hahaha! Great stuff!
:D
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:46, archived)
# right
in the kisser (cock)
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:35, archived)
[challenge entry] JC's back and ain't taking no shit!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Makeup by MaxFactor
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:25, archived)
# I used to make and pack their Ultimate Finish Foundation
I also made Cover Girl lipsticks
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Oooo I used to love Max Factor foundations!
But now I mostly use Elizabeth Arden.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:31, archived)
# I'm naturally beautiful*
*too tight to buy the expensive stuff
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:38, archived)
# I used to be naturally beautiful*
*too old and wrinkly to get away with anything less than industrial strength
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Hahaha
Jesus loved the stuff!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:29, archived)
# would.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Hahaha
You mean you'd nail him?
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Let he who is without sin...
...kick the first ass!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:32, archived)
# I didn't know he was into
pageant retouching
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:33, archived)
# He was in to lot's of shit!
That 30 year lack of stories was more eventful than you'd think!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Ooh sexeh!
Lovely stuff sir! :)
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Penfold never told anyone
but Dangermouse was really a bully.


(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Oo cripes DM!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Yay!



(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:19, archived)
# I think we all knew it all along
the fact that he lost his eye in a penis duel is less well known
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:20, archived)
# he was also hung like a bengal tiger
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Pseudonym...
SHUSH!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Hmmmmm.
Photobucket
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:03, archived)
# hmmm seams you're right, he is
he is

(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Are you sure that's just not a spunked on ceiling cat?
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Haha!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:07, archived)

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