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[challenge entry] He came to explain the big bang
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(johnna, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:33, archived)
# Was it really a bang if noone was there to hear it?
Or no air to bang, for that matter?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:34, archived)
# SCIENCE!
(TM) jesuscorp '00
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:39, archived)
# RED

How's the whoop! whoop! going these days?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Hmmm... Air, or at least the elemental units that make it, start forming at just that point.
As to no observers... maybe. Might have been a few left overs of the previous epoch
around to go "OH SHI-!" just as the universe torched off. If there was they are gone
as gone gets, so I doubt anyone will get the chance to ask. [/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Heheh

Well, technically, I believe the universe was packed in one singularity, so there would be no place for any leftover outside observers at all. Possibly. I don't know.
Rumour has it it was all even before my grandfather's time.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Speed of that packing is interesting.
That is to say speed perceived by someone.
Big crunch area is sometimes more interesting
than the bang parts. One might not even notice
space collapsing until the proximity broke the
normal flow physics and light getting like jelly.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:53, archived)
# I find this theme very interesting indeed

So far, any experiments of trying to turn photons into jelly has only got me a jarfull of luminous marbles
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:56, archived)
# Oh dear, luminous marbles!
That's not good, it means in your local frame the
minimum solar radius is getting really fucking small!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 23:07, archived)
# dont they say that they hear the 'echo'
from big bang? it one of the pieces of proof of big bang

altho i prob didnt understand the details i heard it on radio 4...
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Without getting too much into Plato's allegory of the cave,
yes, possibly ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:45, archived)
# cosmic
I realise i meant microwaves. god created a big microwave oven for his leftover curry.

plato - cave dwelling dude, who loved the Shadows.
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:49, archived)
# i wish snow still existed
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:29, archived)
# ^fwip^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:30, archived)
# *FWAP*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:32, archived)
# SPURT
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:33, archived)
# This is excellent
and will probably get sent to my dad as his Christmas Card, because I don't like him much at the moment

I shall leave him to do all the frowning
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:31, archived)
# i had a rather nice conversation with my brother today
after i kindly got his laptop fixed (he paid for repair) i was then accused of taking him for a mug because he couldn't connect it to a wireless point at his friends house, i pointed out several reasons why this might be the case but he seemed to think i'd ripped him off and wanted his money back. i know the wifi works as i had it connedted to my network and did all the windows updates and some other stuff, which my father witnessed.

i told him to leave it at parents house and if i couldn't connect it to the broadband at their house i'd give him his money back, no questions asked, in all other respect if it connected then then no.

i expect to part with no money.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:40, archived)
# And Christmas is upon us
good luck mate ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:47, archived)
# it's the first time in five years he's actually gotten off his arse and picked up the phone to call me
the rest is through my peacekeeping mum, who i would do anything for.

needless to say he shall not get a christmas card.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:54, archived)
# He bought me a title
and is wondering why I don't want it

Odd bloke, same year as Prince Charles at Gordenstone
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 23:31, archived)
#
fwip :) nice
(Mr Johnny Cash eating kittens since, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:32, archived)
# ^ fwip
hurp
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
fwip
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Conclusion: Winter sucks.
WYH
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:34, archived)
# *marries winter*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Eeeee! Lovely!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:37, archived)
# I like this!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:39, archived)
# I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:42, archived)
# This is making me smile lots
:D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:44, archived)
# This is a serious funny... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:45, archived)
# awww lookit the happy
...catperson. But he's all big sad in the last frames. I want to hug him and hold him and make it all better.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:47, archived)
# Shada: Fuck yeah.
Make it your motto.
(zeltergeist, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:48, archived)
# this is excellent
it should be the new definition of winter.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:30, archived)
[challenge entry] He nailed it..


(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:21, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Jesus Says:
"Bitch Don't Make Me Put My Foot In Yo Ass"
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:25, archived)
# JC Hammer!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:27, archived)
# I was just wondering
whats the last date for boiling xmas sprouts this year?
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:28, archived)
# October 5th
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:29, archived)
# typical
ill start early for 2010 then
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:29, archived)
# my name
is party jesus
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Hahahaha you loon :D
*click for sillies*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:52, archived)
# an old pea just so I can ask a question
Any ideas how long image hosting will be out of commission?


(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:11, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Oh em gee! You reposting cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:13, archived)
#
I do like your pic though.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:14, archived)
# yea well, I don't have hosting elsewhere right now
so I was wondering how long betans will be down
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:17, archived)
#
www.b3tards.com/uploader.php
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:16, archived)
# That works for me, thanks
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:29, archived)
# Welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:41, archived)
# I found this useful
(Edit: or this^^)

www.b3ta.com/board/9820869
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:17, archived)
# uuungh...
he'd done a poo...

(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:18, archived)
# we can help you with that

(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:23, archived)
# i'm wondering if penguins are like kitkats?
in how many she can fit up her.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Just keep watching til they stop popping out

(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:26, archived)
# *watches for 2 hours 79 minutes*
*falls asleep with cock in hand*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:28, archived)
# *clicks "I Like This"*
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:32, archived)
# reposting cunt
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:20, archived)
# bite me
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:29, archived)
# go fuck yourself
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:30, archived)
# I explained why I did that pea
if that's still a problem for you, you have no life. Chill
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Though you must ask yourself
Why would anyone here actually know when image hosting would be back up? Email cr3, his site is linked to in the faq
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:34, archived)
# I did get a solution by asking
so it wasn't a wasted effort
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:36, archived)
# I thought you were asking when image hosting would return because it was "out of commission" as you said
instead you were looking for the way to actually upload images?

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:40, archived)
# You know...
if we keep arguing amongst ourselves

then the terrorists have already won...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:45, archived)
# haha!
i'm tempted to make this my facebook picture.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:47, archived)
# this has to be shopped somehow
I just need time.. oh give me time

ANd time makes a lover feel
Like they got something real
But you and me we know we got nothing
but time...

GIMME TIME Ohhhhhh!!!

*bums embassy, and maybe Jahled*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:49, archived)
# ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:51, archived)
# durka durka mohammed jihad
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:57, archived)
# you could have asked the same question in someone elses thread

me me me me me
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:37, archived)
# now everyone let's play nice
you'd think this was /talk or summat...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:38, archived)
# agree
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:42, archived)
# aaargh
not here! please, not here!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:43, archived)
# I've found most people on here to be cordial and friendly
only rarely a prick. think about it
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:41, archived)
# speaking of which, I'm not trying to be a prick to you
just trying to drive home the point that you can always get questions like that answered in existing threads (using the handy dandy "Threadjack" or simply "TJ") rather than pushing things off the board.

All the same I did quite enjoy your animation.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:44, archived)
# I know the FAQ inside out
and I know what I should have done. I just didn't expect to see the anals on here today. I'm ready to move on from it.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:53, archived)
# 5 years and you still don't have a fucking clue, prick
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:44, archived)
# good cop bad cop
LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:47, archived)
# book 'im dan o
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:51, archived)
# I'm through talking with pricks
you can have the last word and be proud of yourself
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:50, archived)
[challenge entry] time for toap
(--++--++-- Earl of Rottingham, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:06, archived)
# i'm those heels as well you big mincer.

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Jesus in Blighty Shocker compo entry
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A likely story...

(johnna, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:04, archived)
# cheeeeeese
(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Cheese it!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:05, archived)
# oh hi!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:06, archived)
# hi!
(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:07, archived)
# *swoons*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:09, archived)
# hypnotic eyebrow
(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:17, archived)
# He's up to something.
I can tell.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:50, archived)
# sure
or maybe he is only happy to be here
(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 23:13, archived)
# That eyebrow movement gives it away.
But we're happy he is here anyway :)
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 23:16, archived)
# this am cute
and fuzzlez...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Hello!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:13, archived)
# do the worm...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:50, archived)
# What a sophisticated
werm. Very dapper he is.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:58, archived)
# I gave him a cane, but he couldn't hold onto it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Well, he doesn't need a cane
he doesn't need a caneso that's alright then.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 23:18, archived)
# sooo cute
(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 23:07, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm afraid we can't accept that
because you've had your feet kissed by a prostitute...



(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:03, archived)
# I bet he sells wafers to transplant surgeons as well
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Next stop on his tour
Hull.

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:02, archived)
# ZOMG DAWKINS WILL PWN HIM
Also, when did Christian Bale play Jeebus? DO you think he used his batman voice?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:04, archived)
# I"M JEEBUS!
I"M JEEBUS
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:06, archived)
# That IS Batmas as the Holiest of Holys, right?
??
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:11, archived)
# yep
www.imdb.com/title/tt0214930/
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Madonna was going to play Mary
but dropped out three weeks before reharsal...

DAMINT THAT WOULD HAVE ROCKED!



o hello there HT :D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Sweet Mary, mother of Jesus!!!

my cousin acted alongside him in empire of the sun.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Probably too subtle for the compo
so I'll stick it here.

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Black Grape
Jesus was a black man, no Jesus was batman, no that was Bruce Wayne!

Excellent!
(ThePick Nevermind the length, feel the thickness, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 8:42, archived)
# Why, Thank-you.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 8:57, archived)
# *Awaits the usual Richard Dawkins is a rabid cunt replies*
*Secretly doesn't*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:05, archived)
# ummm
he is a cunt*



*except selfish gene, great book


(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:09, archived)
# And he reposts in a new thread.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:22, archived)
# I thought his recent Darwin series was rather fascinating
I quite like the bloke to be honest, and the general drift as to what he's on about, and don't grasp why people get so furious about his personal opinions on the experience of being alive. He doesn't advocate violence or anything, so what get's people so uptight? All he's doing is advocate his interpretation of human reason. He's not even that 'fanatical' inso far as what I see from various faith-based ideologies in the world who seem bent on enforcing mysticism and superstition upon other people whether we like it or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:27, archived)
# I like what he says
just find him arrogant. as arrogant as the views he opposes.

Selfish gene is without doubt one of the best books of the past 100 years. odd to think its written in the 70's. his work on phenotypes also remains outstanding.

still dont like him tho...
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:35, archived)
# I don't see any apparent perception of arrogance as an issue to be honest
Faith isn't arrogant?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:45, archived)
# his comments
e.g 'In order not to believe in evolution you must either be ignorant, stupid or insane...'

he is no Betrand Russell.

its his attitude not his belief/views I find annoying
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:54, archived)
# These fundamentalists do go on.
And I don't particularly want to hear it from bible thumpers or evangelical Atheists. They are all entitled to their opinions (on /talk) and equally open to ridicule.

And you wonder why people find him irritating?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 23:00, archived)
# Err.. no
He writes books and stuff, and presents the odd television program

Seems standard fair to me; "evangelical Atheists." seems a slightly stupid term given i've never had that impression off his television work, and to be honest have never read a book of his given I actually couldn't give a fuck at the end f the day to be that bothered

Apparently they might be quite interesting, though I doubt if i'll get round to it; simply not what I can be arsed to spend my time doing so

Realistically, and in all honestly, have you ever encountered an evangelical Atheist in your High Street, outside the tube station, or at your door at ten in the morning on a fucking Sunday?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 23:14, archived)
# Um
outcampaign.org/ (from his website--pretty evangelical stuff)
Yes--Think Communist Worker
*HINT* www.b3ta.com/talk/
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 23:36, archived)
# Don't forget Climbing Mount Improbable.
That book's mint.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:29, archived)
# This is Charles my new housemate...
I thought I would try and make friends with him by shopping his face onto a bear because, well..He is big and hairy and looks like a bear.
He found it offensive and no longer lets me use his marmite :(

(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 21:54, archived)
# what a cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 21:55, archived)
# Barely
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 21:56, archived)
# unbearable
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Was there any necessity for that?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Yeah man
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Well the next time, beware.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:00, archived)
# double his rent
he'll chill
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 21:56, archived)
# douchbag
in douchbag glasses.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Buy your own Marmite,
and relabel it BEARMITE
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Meat-eater's alternative:
Bearvril
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 21:58, archived)
# I like Vegbearpig
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:04, archived)
# As a bear, I find this offensive

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 21:58, archived)
# ha
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Chuck!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:00, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Marmite borders on subservient activity
depending on who has their hand on the butter, surely
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Marmite is the waste product of beer making
and is therefore actually really good for you fucking gross.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:10, archived)
# The stuff defies reasoning as we know it
But serves it's purpose when you wake up in an unfamiliar household and that is the only jar staring back at you from a the dark recesses of a kitchen. I will not say I enjoy the stuff, but when faced with such a situation, and some descent wholemeal bread, your day can get going

with a mug of tea

I HAVE NEVER BOUGHT A JAR, HOWEVER
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:19, archived)
# Fart into a. empty Marmite container
and seal it up very quickly and leave it out. For better effect put some rancid meat in first.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:02, archived)
#
What a dick!

I'd've been honoured.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Will he still let you drink his milk tho?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:15, archived)
[challenge entry] lets try this.....


fuck me it worked.....
(--++--++-- Earl of Rottingham, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Oh, neat!
It'd be better if you'd edited it into your last post but you'll know next time.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Yay!
Now *don't* delete the last thread. People have posted in it, it gets annoying when that happens...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Ha!
That explains why he's 2009 years late.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 21:47, archived)
# I'd rather
not fuck you, if that's alright.. but W/Y/H FTW!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 21:47, archived)
# just a hint imageshack is shit try...
www.b3tards.com/
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 21:54, archived)
# new to all this - so daft question...
...how to post if no image hosting at the mo?
(--++--++-- Earl of Rottingham, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 21:33, archived)
# oh for FAQs sake

(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 21:35, archived)
# I was reminded of this earlier for some reason :)
www.b3ta.com/board/9249749 The epic tin-foil hat thread of 2009!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 21:41, archived)
# awww...
you and m3 and the whole gang...

and where was I? Getting high on Meth, I bet...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 21:47, archived)
# It was ace
because it blasted out of nowhere

at random , but on the back of a lot of /boarders bored with the recent inane and demented ramblings of a Goat clone

A Sunday evening for you
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 21:55, archived)
# best thread ever
except the one with lesbian zombies ice skating in custard
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Tip top
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 21:51, archived)
# now that was a great day
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Hi Davy!
you ARE now! I'm glad you came here first though... when you make a new thread, there's the option to "switch to image hosting" right there. It's so neat, it will even make teh coedz right onto your post.


try reading the FAQ and have fun. Also, PLEASE don't delete threads. I could be just about to score with a bloke bird and it's quite upsetting if you delete other conversations...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 21:37, archived)
# "Just about to score?"
"with a bird?"

HAHAHAHAHHA!

Everyone knows there are no females on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 21:43, archived)
# *le sigh*
yeah, I know...

*goes home to make out with Marilyn Monroe-bot*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 21:50, archived)
# daft questions belong in /talk.
But they will destroy you....

So instead, use www.b3tards.com to host your image. get it up quick before the gang rape starts..
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 21:38, archived)
# if your pic is already on another site..photobucket,flickr/whatever....
copy and paste the HTML into the regular slot...check preview first to make sure it's picked it up...something like that:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Rewire a table lamp into your the back of your PC
the resulting jolt should do the trick
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 21:40, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Take a huge flashlight and project it against the clouds

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 21:40, archived)
# I'd put up a repost here to help fill the thread
but b3tards is broked, which I guess is your point :(

Wait, I have webhosting!

No, wait! My webhosting is shit and won't let me link directly to images!

Fuck my webhosting :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 21:40, archived)
# 'ere you go then
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 21:43, archived)
# repost tiem?
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 21:45, archived)
# YEAH! REPOST TIME!
b3tards just came alive again.

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Maybe you should try describing your image
and we could all imagine it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 21:41, archived)
# Wait
this might start a dodgy trend
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Yes please
Describing things is fun. To show that I agree with you I am imagining a picture of Dale Winton standing up with both his thumbs in the air and over the top of the image (which is 300px by 450px) I have written the words "Describing = WIN!!" in heavy ITC Palatino (maybe 30pt) with anti aliasing turned off for some lofi ironic fun. I have given Dale slightly wonky eyes that you probably won't even notice on account of their small size, but I was pleased with it (HIGH FIVE ME!). I have overlaid it with one of my grungy stone textures and sharpened the image for that flickr-esque pinsharpness and at the bottom I have my usual drop shadowed Maneki logo. It looks pretty good, but on retrospect wasn't worth it at all because no-one commented on it. Did they even look?
(ManekiNeko loves horses, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:02, archived)
# words?
on the interweb? what next
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:15, archived)
#
www.b3tards.com/
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 21:53, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Not too sure if this will work or not
but it took bloody ages so here you have it:


Click for mahoosive
(I helped save b3ta! jme, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 21:27, archived)
# hahahha
i love how you have the CFB , incase someone cant see anything
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 21:28, archived)
# It's for the secondary game.
Find the hidden hidden message.
(I helped save b3ta! jme, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Ooh, I see it! I see it!
Do I win something?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Honour
and prestige.
(I helped save b3ta! jme, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:01, archived)
#
*Cough*

Sorry, chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Most like.
I did have a cursory look around, but I couldn't find ought, but once I thought of it I had to try it.


edit: Egads, even the same line! And done so much better. Shucks.
(I helped save b3ta! jme, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Oh, it says "Fuck the colour blind"?
I could only read "colour blind" at the bottom

Colour blind, here :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 21:38, archived)
# I'm not actually going to be able to answer that
since I don't know how what you've just posted is meant to look...

If it helps, the "colour blind" part is actually more visible in the original picture. The top bit is equally invisible in both.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Ooh that does help.
That second post is supposed to be the original filtered to how it might look for a red/green colour blind person.
(I helped save b3ta! jme, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Guessed it'd be something like that
I've never known how well they work, they won't look to me like they do to you -- and don't, I've used those filters and goggled at the results and said "That looks fuck all like the other one"...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:32, archived)
# I see a gap in the market...
for empathetic filtering contact lenses!
(I helped save b3ta! jme, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:35, archived)
# :)
boobs

i would like to thank the man on the bbc who told me that micheal twatentire is on tomorrow night!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 21:24, archived)
# *gasp*
Oooh, how dirty!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 21:27, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 21:29, archived)
# *visits Boobs*
*stays well clear of Penis*:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Boobs is the only store where you get "buy one get one free" offers
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:07, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 21:22, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 21:23, archived)
# hahaha.......WKD
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 21:29, archived)
# Hahaha
Luverlee!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 21:36, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 21:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Poor jeebus. Even the buses don't like him :(
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 20:56, archived)
# hahahahahahah
:D woo
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 20:58, archived)
# hahaha
:D
EDIT:THIS I KEEP GETTING?
ta
Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /var/www/b3ta.com/board/write.php:1) in /var/www/b3ta.com/core/login.php on line 211
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 21:08, archived)
# Yeah, it's not just you.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 21:11, archived)
# yeah
the internetz iz borked :/
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Can't blame them to be honest
the scruffy hippy, who want's to sit next to one of them on a bus
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 21:14, archived)
# i like this :D
(herman:D, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 21:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 21:36, archived)
# New b3ta logo
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Needs more magenta.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 20:47, archived)
# b3ta IS the Martix!!!
*unplugs*

*flies to Chick-Fil-A for noon special*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 20:48, archived)
# How very fancy!
It's got Japanese and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 20:48, archived)
# It'd be fancier if it wasn't mirrored on the right
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 20:58, archived)
# No,
just more pedantic...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 21:09, archived)
# thassa good'un
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Techno!
I like it!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 20:59, archived)
# safe mode b3ta woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 20:59, archived)
# cool.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Look out...

It's the cowboy and the spaceman
(jansenmann woo hoo, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 20:27, archived)
# haha...Boris Lightyear ftw
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Hahaha
topshop!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Apols for the TJ and RP


Details here: b3ta.com/calendar/event/21138
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Pfft, nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 20:50, archived)
# funny :D
(herman:D, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 21:37, archived)
# don't trust those 'puppy dog' eyes
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 19:52, archived)
# ta
Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /var/www/b3ta.com/board/write.php:1) in /var/www/b3ta.com/core/login.php on line 211

Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /var/www/b3ta.com/board/write.php:1) in /var/www/b3ta.com/board/write.php on line 347
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Yes,
tell the internets!

Oh...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 20:07, archived)
# You know what the internet's like. You need to tell it loudly.
And repeatedly. Then get it to repeat it back to you. Then tell it again.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Just erase the write.php after posting and then reload
works for me anyhoo...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 20:12, archived)
# I just click back a couple of times.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 20:14, archived)
# back and refresh
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 20:16, archived)
# WARNING
the internet is borked. Abandon the internet at once!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 20:12, archived)
# Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 20:13, archived)
# GRAB TEH COEDZ!
wake the Ginger Führer from hibernation!

EGRESS EGRESS EGRESS!!!

www.endoftheinternet.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 20:15, archived)
# what is going on with teh uplodz these days?
poor puppy is all confused now
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 20:17, archived)
# i'z broke the board!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 20:18, archived)
# i'm going to bed
iz broke teh internets : (
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 20:19, archived)
# It's not your fault. Probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 20:21, archived)
# uh oh...
we've angered god!

...again
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 20:21, archived)
# meh...
it wouldn't be the first time...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 20:27, archived)
# aaaaw..dead right.!.....has he ripped someone's face off..
..is that why he's in prison?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Killed a small boy?

(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 20:30, archived)

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