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# ohhh shit...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Kittys will fight back

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 10:59, archived)
# I just had a poo at your house
bollocks - no - it was the wrong address
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 11:08, archived)
# That advert is so wrong, it isn't "Paul's House"
it's "Poles House" he doesn't like Polish people the little racist git!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 11:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 12 Dec 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Too soon?

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 11:43, archived)
# I dundid a calendar....


Here is the link to use to download it. Apologies it is a chunky file so takes a little while

www.sendspace.com/file/fj7uci

Thanks to HappyToast and Paul Curry for helping me sort out the hosting (never done it with 37 meg before)

:-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 10:35, archived)
# wow!!!
thanks! :DDD
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Yayyy!
And woo to the meerkat motorcycle display team!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 11:18, archived)
# haha thanks
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 11:43, archived)
# That's great!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Oh excellent, I need a calendar!
I need a calendar!If the ones inside raise a laugh like the cover pic did I may even print it out for my office :D
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Feel free
and thanks for the seal - it is on my profile :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 12:03, archived)
# awwww thankies!
That's a first for me :o) You also made my profile with that request
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Saw it
this is my Charles Atlas Seal of Appproval :-)

(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Superb
Thought February's was hillarious.
(twizted_synapses, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 14:56, archived)
# hahhaha excellent :)
that'll be going up in the office I think :)
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 12 Dec 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Nicely
Clicks!
(Stringy, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 16:50, archived)
# I wonder where the franchise will go now
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 9:55, archived)
# There's thirty of them now?
Oh.

Oh..
(__, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 9:56, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 9:56, archived)
# GC?
have a click
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Maybe we're just desensitised over here after Shane Warne did his thing
but honestly, why does sleeping with lots of women diminish his golf playing appeal?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 9:59, archived)
# It diminishes
his sponsorship appeal big time tho'
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Yes, but why?
Celebrities do all sorts of shit like this all the time. Why are sportspeople the exception to this rule? Are TV personalities less of a role model to children? If so, why do they get more media exposure?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 10:07, archived)
# It does not.
When he had only one mistress, he was a cheater. Now that he's got a harem, he's a superstud.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 12:54, archived)
# I guess he's all about the clean cut image
family values and american dream crap
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 10:06, archived)
# But is that something he anticipated
or did the media just paint this picture of him and he said "well, okay then"?

I haven't seen anything to suggest that Tiger Woods wanted to be a role model.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 10:09, archived)
# no idea
I'm interested in whether his contracts with EA covered anything about sullying the image that they sold.
You the undersigned will not, for the duration of the contract, do anything to mess around with our sales plans, that includes fucking whores, vomiting on children and mutilating kittens.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 10:13, archived)
# I wouldn't be at all surprised.
EA are very protective of their image.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Why do people care who he fucked anyway?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Dec 2009, 10:34, archived)
# hahaha nicely done.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Dec 2009, 10:34, archived)
# a balance for the enevitable caturday fluff yet to come


Clicka clicka who got the keys to ma beamer (97 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Very cool.
Where d'you get the lady from?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 10:10, archived)
# She's added as a friend on Facebook
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 10:20, archived)
# not for much longer lol
great image woo! :)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Meh got the source img I wanted
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 11:00, archived)
# spetznz
stedy there fella...you'll have the russians after your blood
(TROLLING AWAY living under a post ironic bridge, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 13:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Well, there are two of them.
there are two of them.

Click for bigger.
(I helped save b3ta! CTU_Bauer, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 5:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Wanker
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 5:39, archived)
# I thought
you were calling me a wanker for not posting the larger resolution...

...and then I noticed it. Have a cleek.
(I helped save b3ta! CTU_Bauer, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 5:41, archived)
# these are my thoughts paraphrased.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 6:08, archived)
# ^This. Me too.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 11:55, archived)
# I thought there were at least four...
Nazi, Muslin[sic], Communist, Imperialist...etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 5:44, archived)
# You forgot fascist obama, hippie obama and comedy obama
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 6:05, archived)
# ALSO
Gangster Obama, 'Gangsta' Obama, Jew-Pawn Obama, Elitist Obama...
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 6:13, archived)
# I can't believe it!!
Obama totally requested the peace prize and they totally gave it to him!!

And the correlation here is crazy because Nobel invented dynamite and Obama wants to totally blow up Afghanistan and shit!

WOAH
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 5:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 5:01, archived)
# -dodges fists-
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 5:04, archived)
# ululates in left ear
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 5:07, archived)
# EXTREME
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 5:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 5:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 5:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 5:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 5:41, archived)
[challenge entry] i know, huge.
Photobucket
SORTED:
my problem was being unable to find the clickable thumbnail code on photobucket.
it's so easy to find on imageshack.
anyway if you click on it you will be taken to an image that can be printed out on regular 8.5x11 paper and folded in two for a card.
/edit: Not true, you have to photoshop the two halves apart, make one with an empty bottom and one with an empty top, and turn the page over once it prints the first image with the blank part at the bottom just right so that it prints the image you want on the inside on the inside. I've done this too many times.
The effect of opening this card wouldn't nearly be the same as looking at it on the internet because there would be 2/4 of the page it's printed on that are completely blank, leaving the overall impression one of confusion juxtaposed with emptiness. C'est la vie.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 4:26, archived)
# Jesus H Christ, son.
Get your scholin' on.

Step 2.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 4:27, archived)
# what are scholin'?
i hope it's not too big, i made it 97k-ish.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 4:28, archived)
# It's how we spell schooling around here.
It's not the size, it's the format. Save it as a JPG. Quality 5 or 6 of 12.

Edit: Good lad!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 4:29, archived)
# i saved it as 2, i might actually still reduce the dimensions and increase the quality.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 4:38, archived)
# out of interest
why .gif?
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 4:28, archived)
# to make it fit on the board.
is .png better?
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 4:30, archived)
# In order of bestness
TIFF, BMP, PNG, GIF, JPG, TXT

Now reverse.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 4:31, archived)
# as far as i can remember bmp gets flamed on b3ta.
at least if it does satanic upwards loading due to filesize.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 4:31, archived)
# just reverse the order I put there.
You'll be fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 4:33, archived)
# There's some bizarre movement on the internet at the moment suggesting that .png is the best format for everything.
If you find any of these people, call them retards.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 4:34, archived)
# have you heard the argument against .gif?
some company apparently owns the rights to it, so .png is the public domain alternative. not like anybody i know has ever gotten sued for using .gif
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 4:45, archived)
# or myself for that matter.
it's all i use, rightly or wrongly.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 4:46, archived)
# I've heard the argument
but as you say, I've never heard of anyone having any trouble using .gif. Nobody has ever asked me for royalties, that's for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 4:50, archived)
# they don't give a fuck if you use it.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gif#Unisys_and_LZW_patent_enforcement
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 4:51, archived)
# I don't give a fuck if your link proves that they don't give a fuck if you use it.
I'll take your word for it.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 4:53, archived)
# The first time I made a .gif file
I was playing with Animator Pro, for MSDOS, because there was no (or I didn't know any) animation software for Windows 3.1 available at the time. And I barely had any pubes.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 5:06, archived)
# Compuserve who own the code for the GIF format
openly allow the use of GIF wherever you need to, what they often object to is software developers using the source code within their products without seeking their permission. I don't know the legal ramification of why Compuserve do that but I know you can use GIF for animations and pictures without worry of breaking some laws.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 8:44, archived)
# Note: all their patents on the GIF format have expired now.
writing your own codec for GIF based on the specification is feasible, I had a go once.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 9:20, archived)
# for this jpeg would be best
gif is better for block colours :)
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 4:33, archived)
# If it's not animated and it has photo-like qualities then .jpg is the best way to go.
If you want solid blocks of colour, like in a cartoon or a block of text, .gif or .png is the way to go.

.gif tends to have lower filesizes than .png but it's much of a muchness.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 4:33, archived)
# i knew most of this, i kind of like the low res dither effect of gif on photo like images.
obviously not for a final product (only sometimes) but it was somewhat intentional.
well i made it a jpg and got it under 100k.
thanks for the link to the optimisation site, i was looking for that.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 4:38, archived)
# you like good music
fact
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 4:43, archived)
# the people on /talk don't like my music.
i don't like the people on /talk.
anyway thanks.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 4:43, archived)
# No Zappa!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 4:45, archived)
# AAHHHH.
you're right.
/whew. updated. Apparently I was missing all kinds of stuff in there.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 4:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 4:54, archived)
# sorry, don't have anything by them.
-dodges fists-
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 5:04, archived)
# :3
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 5:04, archived)
# bald-hair-bald-hair-bald-hair.
this image somewhat disappoints me.
c'est la vie.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 5:05, archived)
# :'D
I aim to dissatisfy.
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 5:15, archived)
# bullseye!
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 5:20, archived)
# Optimisation aside, anyone like or dislike the image?
Please be brutally honest, I'm drunk.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 4:53, archived)
# you are a cucumber
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Dec 2009, 4:54, archived)
# Better than being a kebab I can tell you that much.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 4:58, archived)
# Namely the sex is better.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 5:21, archived)
# touche.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Dec 2009, 5:37, archived)
# He's friendly.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 4:19, archived)
# WHOA
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 4:31, archived)
# HAPPY CHUMP
Here's a big steak!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 4:33, archived)
# Towards what?
Or whom?

Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 4:50, archived)
# Chump is stuck on the white wall behind him!
SOMEONE DO SOMETHING!
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 5:15, archived)
# Hold me
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 8:20, archived)
# ratatatatata
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 2:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 3:27, archived)
# OH YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 5:28, archived)
[challenge entry] I blame all the Arnie Down below

edit: Pedro, I know it's nawt color matched :P
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 2:29, archived)
# Nice
But I hate it when the collars and cuffs don't match.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 2:37, archived)
# Get your ass to the north pole.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 2:38, archived)
# YA BLABBED, QUAID
YA BLABBED ABOUT SANTA!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 2:40, archived)
# i didnt say anything
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 2:54, archived)
# I know MnS
It's pretty bad though...

night night b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 3:06, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(JoePesky, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 2:55, archived)
# signed arnie postcard woulf make my life
(JoePesky, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 3:04, archived)
[challenge entry]
(twattybanjo, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 2:05, archived)
# ROFL COPTERS
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 2:08, archived)
# Taking advantage of baby jesus!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 2:21, archived)
# someone more talented/interested than me
could do the scene being invaded by santas or whatever.
(twattybanjo, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 2:23, archived)
# Incontinent Santas!
Shitting all over baby JEsus!

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 2:27, archived)
# Well it was just an idea...
(twattybanjo, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 2:29, archived)
# HOLY CRAP HELLO!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 2:30, archived)
# you can do it!
Fire it up!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 2:29, archived)
# I have just about enough patience
for a two frame gif but that's about it.
God I must be shit in bed.
(twattybanjo, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 2:32, archived)
# like everything
including your sexual prowess
it gets better with time!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 2:34, archived)
# Oh and I'm a cack handed idiot too.
(twattybanjo, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 2:44, archived)
# actually, those are just cheubs, and not roflcopters
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 2:27, archived)
# actually,
actually actually actually
actually actually actually
actually actually actually
actually actually actually
actually! actually? actually!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 2:38, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 2:40, archived)
# possibly
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 2:42, archived)
# indubitable
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 2:52, archived)
# probably
(twattybanjo, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 2:52, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 2:28, archived)
# pissing on the christmas tree. The guy that pissed on the war memorial is guilty
(JoePesky, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 1:52, archived)
# That woman that begs in the market, some bloke comes to pick her up
IN A FUCKING MERC!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 1:53, archived)
# I AM DETECTIVE JOHN KIMBLE
(JoePesky, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 1:54, archived)
# GET TO THE CHOPPAH!!!
AARGHAARGHAARGH!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 1:55, archived)
# TWO WEEKS, TWO WEEEEEEEEEKKKKS!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 1:56, archived)
# AYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAAYGHHHHH
:)
(JoePesky, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 1:57, archived)
# rubber babby buggy bumpers.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 2:00, archived)
# hahaha
(JoePesky, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 2:04, archived)
#
IM A CAP YOU EEDIOT!!!!!!
(lunatek, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 7:11, archived)
# GET DOWN IT'S A BAAAAAHHHMB!!!!
AAARGHAAARRGHAARRGH!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 2:00, archived)
# :)
hahaha
(JoePesky, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 2:18, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 1:56, archived)
# hahaha
(JoePesky, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 1:58, archived)
# Ohh I hope so!
I vant a moostashe reid!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 1:58, archived)
# we have loads of them
they come up from Dundalk (southern Ireland) and beg here, while claiming benefits down south.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 2:00, archived)
# my other name is passenger 57
ITV2+1 :(
(JoePesky, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 2:03, archived)
# It's like they think they invented horses.
(twattybanjo, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 2:09, archived)
# hahah
im in liverpool, but would love horses on the estate hahaha
(JoePesky, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 2:21, archived)
# Friend of mine worked as a carpenter for Barrow-in-Furness Council.
He was asked to go round to someone's house because he was having trouble with an internal door. The bloke wanted *yay* much chopping off the bottom of the door because he was growing grass in his living room because he had a pony in there. Truefax.
(twattybanjo, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 2:39, archived)
# I want to believe this
:)
(JoePesky, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 2:57, archived)
# I want to not believe it
:/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 3:58, archived)
# Some guy tried to sell me a big issue
then got on my bus drinking a beer. Sending a text on his phone. Listening to an mp3 player.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 2:05, archived)
# and watching " the queen " on his mobile laptop
;)
(JoePesky, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 2:07, archived)
# Alas, no laptop
A rather fetching coat though
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 2:10, archived)
# if the big issue had fanny in it , say bye bye to the homeless
(JoePesky, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 2:10, archived)
# i'd buy that for a $
robocop etc....
(JoePesky, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 2:13, archived)
#
NOT GUILTY. FACT.

PISSING ON WAR MEMORIALS IS OKAY IN THIS COUNTRY. FACT.

COPYRIGHT ACTUALLY MEANS FUCK ALL TO THE LAYMAN. FACT.

PISSING ON COPYWRITE IS SOMETHINg, oh fuck it.
fact.
(lunatek, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 7:14, archived)
# In the News

Economic times are RUFF right now!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 1:39, archived)
# haha
he makes a good point :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 1:40, archived)
# SELL MORE DICK!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 1:42, archived)
# I'm selling yours first
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 1:45, archived)
# Is its a small market or a large one?
investors would like to know. :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 1:47, archived)
# It's
a hung like a BULL market
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 1:47, archived)
# Bull market eh? so not a Bare market?
/ see what I did there nudge nudge :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 1:50, archived)
# nah
high on deposits, low on returns
see what I DID THERE???
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 1:52, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 1:55, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 1:49, archived)
# arghh!
disembodied floaty hand
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 1:47, archived)
# You know Pete
I can't attest to always being the world's greatest photoshopper :P

I jest. Thankee :D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 1:49, archived)
# it seams ok to me
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 1:51, archived)
# dick!
FIRED!

:P
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 1:52, archived)
# I'M A DOG NOW LISTEN TO THIS NEWS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 1:52, archived)
# better headline
this is why you are king...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 1:54, archived)
# :D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 3:56, archived)
# ok ok
just stop pointing at me D:
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 6:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Just a pretty...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 1:00, archived)
# Purdy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 1:01, archived)
# I just watched zombie cats
I need pretty now, thankyou!

S
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 1:05, archived)
# That is the mutt's nuts tho innit!?
Gross, but I was darned impressed!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 1:11, archived)
# is this a real film?
(JoePesky, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 1:37, archived)
# Computer says no
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 1:46, archived)
# i found it!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCgofqN9LoI
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 1:48, archived)
# THAT IS QUALITY!
*posthumously awards Oscar*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 1:51, archived)
# my internet trawl has found this...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUZHeaRWjvk

I want there to be more as it is so sodding painful to watch :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 1:57, archived)
# my favorite comment:
'I smell an Oscar '
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 2:01, archived)
# there has to be more of this, please!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 2:02, archived)
# it's all sorts of wonderful :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 2:04, archived)
# ^ this
curious mind wants to know
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 1:46, archived)
# Whut?
You don't read the 'One Source of All Truth?' (B3ta newsletter)

S
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 3:34, archived)
# :)
(JoePesky, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 1:07, archived)
# Very warm
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 1:07, archived)
# great...
now I feel all fluffy. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 1:16, archived)
# Chrindlemes.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 1:21, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 4:23, archived)
# awwwww :)
i like this
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 6:24, archived)
# MY NEW WALLPAPER!!!!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!
(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Sat 12 Dec 2009, 7:04, archived)
# Can we save the
pretty for the three minutes before queen's speech? I WANT CYBERPUNK! I WANT STEAMYCYBERPUNK!! I WANT A GO ON YOUR BF'S BITS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:09, archived)
# Stock photo?
I've seen this pic recently in a few festive publications, this one in a European based newsletter. Same pic but flipped horizontally, and brighter.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:34, archived)
# Interesting, the original I took it from had some evidence of civilisation, a street lamp and some electrical lights around the tree and such,
I cloned it all out, changed the forest and sky levels and colour to make it day for night and added the stars and soft focus plus extra warmth on the lights, then cropped it down to frame the tree better as the focal point.

Obviously similar treatments have been performed by others!

*edit* I forget the original location I found it but goin back on my 'shop history gets me this: www.b3tards.com/u/420c52b7900bd7084f02/christmas-tree-lights.jpg except it was heeeyouge, like 1400 pixels across, but great minds n all that I guess...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 18:50, archived)
# Yay!
we need more pretty at this time of year
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 8:24, archived)
# The two breakfast/supper marms

Which marm do you like?
(twattybanjo, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:39, archived)
# ITE ITE
LADELADELADELADELADELADE
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:42, archived)
# Yes, Marm!
Can we have a school marm now?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:43, archived)
# Or a self marm?
I'm thinking of mu.
(twattybanjo, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:44, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:46, archived)
# I'm trying out trolling
but it's really not me to be honest.
(twattybanjo, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:47, archived)
# Oh, alright then.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:48, archived)
# Are you trying to imply that I self harm?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:52, archived)
# Or self Marm
whatever works for you...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:54, archived)
# No, that you preserve your own oranges
or, god forbid, extract your own yeast.
(twattybanjo, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:58, archived)
# Sh-ite
maralade is cool I haven't had any in years now I want some!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:52, archived)
# MARALADE!!!
*spots*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:59, archived)
# ^this
I think I have some!
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 1:46, archived)
# VEGEMITE, YOU DISGUSTING BRITISH FREAKS
Why the hell would you want it to taste sweet?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 1:31, archived)
# Vegemite isn't a marm.
(twattybanjo, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 2:50, archived)
# Well, obviously
MARMADUKE!
(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 2:54, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:33, archived)
# Haha
here we go here we go here we go
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:34, archived)
# i would purchase this card
five times
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:35, archived)
# That's a breast cancer ribbon ;D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:35, archived)
# You're right, it is.
Bugger.
Sorted :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:41, archived)
# Sneaky ninja!
:)

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:49, archived)
#
CEHAW time
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Makes a note to get a stock of Happy Aids Day cards in
I wouldn't want to get one and be embarrassed by not having one to send back
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Hahaha good point :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:39, archived)
# And I've heard that on Aids day
It's better to give than to receive.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:42, archived)
# A very useful design.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Have a:
Woo
Yay
Click

delete as appropriate
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:38, archived)
# Trick or merry football's coming use a condom.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:38, archived)
# aleikoum salaam
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:44, archived)
# Aids Day yay a day that keeps on giving and giving :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:51, archived)
# But only for about 12 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:55, archived)
# *prints multiple copies*
*ticks all boxes*
*sends to everyone*
You have just saved me a fortune :)
no more cards for a year
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 1:04, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 3:57, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:28, archived)
# Yay old skool tech :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:29, archived)
# Heheh
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:29, archived)
# Dragging us kicking and screaming back into the 1980's
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:30, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:30, archived)
# Spiffing!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:31, archived)
# I used to have a graphics tablet like that!
That sound system was too posh for me and the games console too new-fangled.

Doesn't time fly! *clicky*
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:33, archived)
# Post it to Spacefish
He's stuck in 1982

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:33, archived)
# They still look hi tech to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:34, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:36, archived)
# Yes!
But this would be my choice for game console
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:49, archived)
# and it gives you a choice of two different pro's!
now that's the football lifestyle
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 3:59, archived)
# BUSH!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Dec 2009, 3:17, archived)
# YES!!!!!!!!!!
*clicks
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 3:24, archived)
# LOLZ
love it:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 3:58, archived)
# Spiderlocke, spiderlocke, does whatever a spiderlocke does.
spiderlocke does whatever a spiderlocke does.
Possible season six spoiler?
(I helped save b3ta! CTU_Bauer, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:23, archived)
# Who can be bothered watching six seasons of it?
I got bored after two.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:24, archived)
# happy xmas ttstsatsaststar
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:28, archived)
# Oh fuck yeah.
Fuck yeah, Fiend.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:29, archived)
# I got bored after 2 eps
and just read the summaries on Wikipedia.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:39, archived)
# Same
Although I only watched seasons 1 and 5
(annhialus hasn't had an accident since, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 1:43, archived)
# YOU FUCKING STOLE THIS FROM FUCKING 4CHAN YOU FUCKING FUCK*
*May be filled with lies

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:24, archived)
# At that size, yes
How the fuck do you get a picture that big? Oh, it's a PNG.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:24, archived)
# he's got the money
and a pass. leaning on a car.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:25, archived)
# No idea what's going on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:27, archived)
# I think
we're under attack...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:28, archived)
# I think it's bunny bedtime.
Night night b3tans. Night night b3tans everywhere. Nice speepytimes everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Nightnight
Happy dreams of Goatses everywhere!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:39, archived)
# Hahahaha!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:40, archived)
# night night WB
thanks for the advice!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:43, archived)
# BIGGERRRRRRRR!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:32, archived)
# 618kb?
I'm on mobile broadband here, please play nice and optimize your images.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:33, archived)
# Ooh, didn't notice that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:34, archived)
# http://www.b3ta.com/board/9832215
Everyone ignores me :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:35, archived)
# Oh right.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:36, archived)
# It's still a PNG :(
I wonder if it's possible he's doing it to annoy people?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:42, archived)
# I had to skip past your comment
to save bandwidth
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:36, archived)
# I can understand this
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:41, archived)
# welcome to b3ta
home of ignorance
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Thanks
I've shopped a kitten and pulled up a chair. I may never leave.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:42, archived)
# straight from the FAQ
Ahh I love it!

THat was the first thing ever said to me here.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:44, archived)
# turns out
the first thing said to me was by tbl and it was "Wilma yes...Twiki no."

take from that as you will.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:49, archived)
# well really it was
great minds think alike.....again

by the ever great Witchy
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:54, archived)
# I've become aware of it again
since I've had to buy a gig at a time.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:36, archived)
# :(
My apologies! Consider my wrist firmly slapped, and my image somewhat optimified.
(I helped save b3ta! CTU_Bauer, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:48, archived)
# better :)
best to always check you've not left it on save as png -- if you do that for photos you end up with some horrific file sizes
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:51, archived)
# Just came back and saw your comment.
Cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 1:55, archived)
[challenge entry] X-MAL
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:20, archived)
# THANK YOU fegg!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:22, archived)
# its a please ure
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:23, archived)
# Sandta did an shit on my flore.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:26, archived)
# stick some piss and holly on it
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:33, archived)
# Sandta mad wite wee wee on my misultoe.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:42, archived)
# Hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:51, archived)

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