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# Carol didn't approve of the new countdown
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Apparently
Frankie Boyle hosted Nevermind the Buzzcocks last week and Carol was on it, he described her as "brainier than Kurt Cobain's garage wall"

(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 11:44, archived)
# lmao nice
that doesn't mean she likes anal
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 11:51, archived)
# It doesn't mean she doesn't, either.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Hmm I can't argue with your logic
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 12:14, archived)
# he stole the show last night at the Comedy awards with a couple of near the knuckle gags
/and for once, the show seemed to give all the awards to the right people/shows
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 12:31, archived)
# I flicked over at one point and McIntyre was on :(
Who were the deserving winners do you think?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 13 Dec 2009, 12:33, archived)
# I went to see Stewart Lee last week,
he compared Mcintyres comedy to being spoon-fed diarrhea. About right if you ask me.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 13 Dec 2009, 12:38, archived)
# In The Loop, TV Burp, Graham Linehan and Psychoville
there was also a certain air of hostility towards McIntyre throughout the show,
picked up on by Armando Iannucci in his speech after winning for 'In The Loop'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 12:40, archived)
# I haven't watched Psychoville or Outnumbered
The other three are top notch. I can honestly say TV Burp is one of the funniest things on at the moment. Perfect vehicle for Harry.

What did say Armando Iannucci in his speech did you hear?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 13 Dec 2009, 12:42, archived)
# ah yes, Outnumbnered as well
that was deserved, it's a very well written show. Will try and dig up the thing he said about McIntyre.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 12:43, archived)
# *makes notes for further investigations*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Cheers, i've been looking for it as well. Probably too soon for the quips to be on youtube it seems.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 13 Dec 2009, 12:51, archived)
# I bought Psychoville on blu-ray
Some of the extras are amazing, especially the "how they did it" explanation of the episode based on Hitchcock's "Rope". But the difference between seeing the series on normal TV and seeing it on blu-ray is tremendous; the detail makes it even more chilling.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 12:43, archived)
# i watched it on iPlayer
the last episode almost starved me of oxygen during the citizens advice scene.. I had to pause it to give me chance to recompose :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 12:47, archived)
# he has got incredibly popular recently
ostensibly for having wobbly hair.

I haven't liked his comedy for a while and his predominance in media is now breeding more contempt in me.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Miranda Hart is also suffering from this over exposure
It's the BBC 'Flogging it til it bleeds policy'

/The over exposure of Tennant on most prime time BBC shows (including the new Christmas Idents) leading up to his departure on Doctor Who is also rather annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 12:48, archived)
# another comedian I've not really liked.
it leads people who know me to the conclusion that I don't like them because they are popular.. their popularity very much is an after thought.. accept it makes them consistantly more visable.

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 12:50, archived)
# I loved his dig at Wossy,
absolutely spot on.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 13 Dec 2009, 12:39, archived)
# yes, it was the only time all evening ross looked 'wuffled'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 12:41, archived)
# He looked "wuffled"?
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 12:44, archived)
# woss terminology for 'ruffled'
nothing personal ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 12:48, archived)
# de-lurks briefly
My "thing" went off then too...
(Wuffles, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Hello Wuffles!
Nice to meet you :o) Have a bunny.
(\\(\\
(='.')
o(_")")

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 18:04, archived)
# heh heh
wossy is often wumpled too.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 18:05, archived)
# watched it this morning :D
Was a very good
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 15:57, archived)
# :D
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(herman:D, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 12:05, archived)
#
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(herman:D, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 12:05, archived)
# so hypnotic
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 12:20, archived)
# I love maths me
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Ooof! Right up the consonant.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 13 Dec 2009, 12:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Arf!
You snuck that one in under the radar :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 13 Dec 2009, 12:58, archived)
# The U.S have bought the rights have they?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 12:06, archived)
# To her ass?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 13 Dec 2009, 12:08, archived)
# lolz:D
(herman:D, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 12:10, archived)
# arse wouldn't fit :(
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Are you saying her arse is too big?
Is that what you're saying?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 13 Dec 2009, 12:19, archived)
# yes it is
but I still would
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Hmm I can't argue with your logic
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 13 Dec 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Bloody Disgusting!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 10:56, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
(herman:D, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Maidenfart
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 11:05, archived)
# :D
Moi!? One has a dog to blame for such things ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 11:07, archived)
# *Rings RSPCA*
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Roger who Stops People Calling Animals farty?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 11:44, archived)
# This was a more serious case
So I rang Reginald instead, he's hard core
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 11:50, archived)
# lovely works :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Heheheh
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 13 Dec 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Hahaha! Excellent! :D
I like how you inspired yourself :)
www.b3ta.com/board/9833462
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 13 Dec 2009, 12:08, archived)
# had the idea since I saw the trailers
but then decided to actually do it.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 12:21, archived)
# I had an idea
but instead of doing it i stayed in bed for a lie in and munched on Ikea sugar free oat biscuits.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 13 Dec 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Fart jokes are always good jokes.
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 15:20, archived)
# hahaha
*smell-o-vision* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 20:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 10:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 10:53, archived)
# hahaha;D
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(herman:D, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 10:57, archived)
# hahaha
this is ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 11:04, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 11:06, archived)
# You're scary, guy. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Judderific!
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Whoa that's good...funny as hell too.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 15:04, archived)
# 'ning
(ProfessorNoShoes wishes he was better at Photoshop, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 10:29, archived)
# hee
wish u could get replica oscars, unless u use action man covered in gold foil (good enough)

sorry to TJ but anyone recommend a good mobile broadband dongle that actually work with snow leopard? sorry for bad grammar i have head cold
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 10:35, archived)
# :)
(herman:D, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 9:59, archived)
#
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(herman:D, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 9:59, archived)
# who can u do ?
www.elfyourself.com/
(herman:D, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Oh herman!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 10:01, archived)
# i am bored :D
(herman:D, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 10:04, archived)
#
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(herman:D, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Lovely :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 10:50, archived)
# haha
bloody brill e ant
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 12:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 8:31, archived)
# RACIST
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 8:37, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 9:01, archived)
# Yeah what a tard she should spit
and not swallow!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 9:29, archived)
# Mmmmmmnnnnng!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 9:32, archived)
# ha ha ha
how very topical

booyah
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 10:00, archived)
# so
Photobucketso
anyone who hasn't seen it yet, and just saw that: now i've fucked it for you. ha ha.
never build a film on the premise that people need to beleive its real.
(lunatek, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 7:28, archived)
# You trollin, bro?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 8:06, archived)
# oooooh
ugly troll
(JoePesky, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 8:25, archived)
# not real?
no way, I'd never have guessed
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 8:56, archived)
# Maybe it is real.
Otherwise, who is it that's saying, "haha, fuck you"?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 8:59, archived)
# shit, I only just noticed that
motherfucking GHOSTS!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 9:06, archived)
# Ghostly trolls perhaps?
Although the whole idea that this is the "scariest movie ever!" as denoted by the advertising blurb is a load of tosh and makes me feel it's probably anything but the scariest movie ever.
They show people in the audience jump when the women in the bed is clearing farting and making the sheet rise :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 9:27, archived)
# part of it is taken directly from the exorcist lol
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Can't believe they changed the ending for the cinema version to make it open
Wonder how many sequels they can squeeze out of that one
(King of Beers living the dream, in his head, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 10:05, archived)
# 4
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 11:05, archived)
# It is so.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 13 Dec 2009, 12:43, archived)
# wh00ps, too soon?
Photobucketshit off, no bandwidth?
(lunatek, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 6:49, archived)
# So, that's me turning up and three users in a row gone from my screens.
Is it Mong Sunday?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 10:51, archived)
# obligatory fuck off back to 4chan remark
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 10:51, archived)
# I get the impression that you're a bit of a prick
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 11:22, archived)
#
what's 4 chan?
(lunatek, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 1:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 5:09, archived)
# hahahahahaaha
god the source image was enough but then it went all animatey
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 5:11, archived)
# Shake well before serving.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 5:24, archived)
# HAHAHA
*clicks
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 5:52, archived)
# Oh, somebody put the batteries in, ffs.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 5:59, archived)
# I am posting this from my iphone.
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 13 Dec 2009, 6:30, archived)
# I think you got one of those glitched iphones that causes you to tell everyone about your new iphone
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 7:42, archived)
# There's an app for that
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 9:00, archived)
# is it called the iTwat app
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 10:49, archived)
# hahahah:D
(herman:D, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 8:29, archived)
# Haha
I like his smile
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 8:39, archived)
# haha
*thinks twice about chocolate milk shake joke*
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 11:07, archived)
# GOING ROGUE 2012
(pirateneddy, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 5:07, archived)
# is it meat you're looking for?
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 5:16, archived)
# Ohh, quelle sensation
Quand nous dansons pres des saucissons

*EDIT - what time of day is Dr Dyslexia posting these days? or is he resting? or IS this Dr Dyslexia?*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 5:18, archived)
# i didn't think richie could be more sexy
but the french and sausge imagery totally did it!
(pirateneddy, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 5:25, archived)
# But the sausage imagery was entirely your own!
Modest of you.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 5:28, archived)
# I stole the susage imgarey from a book
I found in my fathers sausagebook room.

So kudos daddy!
(pirateneddy, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 5:33, archived)
# Doc was replaced by Captain Freedom in the most recent episodes.
Demographics said mad-scientists were out and action heroes were in.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 5:30, archived)
# dr d OWNES lo fi
and anyone who attempts said lo fi tricks IS dr d

TRUFAX
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 5:30, archived)
# quelle
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 5:30, archived)
# Noted.
Ninja edit duly carried out. Even though it's 5:35 in the bleedin' morning, y'pedantic cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 5:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 5:26, archived)
# I've been around with you inside my mind
And in my dreams I've kissed your lips a thousand times
I sometimes think I slashed within your tights
Hello?
Is it me you're looking for?
Sorry about pissing in your tights, bab. But you know how it is.

Tell me how to win your heart
For I haven't got a clue
But let me start by saying
OK, pissing in your tights probably wasn't the best of starts.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 5:31, archived)
# I stopped lurking for a while
its good to find you're still part of the night crew and doing these. They always make me giggle.
(The If has remembered this site., Sun 13 Dec 2009, 6:26, archived)
# TOAP R US
Thx
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 7:03, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 9:03, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 11:08, archived)
# made me think of this
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 5:49, archived)
# !!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 9:02, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 11:08, archived)
# AAAAAARGH IT'S BACK
I haven't dreamt about that for a while now you git.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 11:15, archived)
# haha excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sun 13 Dec 2009, 17:06, archived)
# fuck souch.....
(JoePesky, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 4:21, archived)
# with a redex
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 13 Dec 2009, 4:34, archived)
# ^^this
but if I look at the sauce I can bring the image up :/
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 4:37, archived)
# ah yes, Joe needs the old http:// before posting www.b3tards...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 13 Dec 2009, 4:46, archived)
# that darned old Joe, he can be so Pesky sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 4:53, archived)
# the things you find when you look up your second name....cor blimey!

(souch13, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 4:12, archived)
# PedroHinned

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 4:18, archived)
# Oh, her.
Back when me and her were together, she never used to smile.

Ever.

"It's like you've given me extreme radiation poisoning," she'd say as her condition worsened.

I'd smile grimly, and say little to nothing.
.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 4:54, archived)
# bless you, young man.

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 4:58, archived)
# O.o.O.o.O.o.O.o.O
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 4:59, archived)
# Yeah, this is the kind of Christmas morning I'm expecting, too.
I'll probably give my guests advance warning next year.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 5:02, archived)
# this one is a bit mellower

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 5:05, archived)
# Aaah, that's more like it.
*Dons smoking jacket, prods fire, listens to shipping forecast*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 5:23, archived)
#
Occasional rain or drizzle. moderate or good, occasionally poor.
(r_sole is...... Dwarf tossing champion of, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 5:30, archived)
# There goes getting any of this done over the weekend...
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 2:54, archived)
# what is that some kind of precision sniper pen
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 3:36, archived)
# *starts putting Xs of sellotape on the windows - oddly, in full view of potential pen snipers - and pacing about looking stressed yet still somehow important*
EDIT - *suddenly remembers only has one window and virtually no space in which to pace about looking stressed yet still somehow important despite it being only pens*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 3:52, archived)
# Does exactly what it says on the tin...


Click for bigger (361 kb)
WARNING: May contain traces of seams
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 2:08, archived)
# may also contain traces of deleted thread
HA HA HAA

b3ta.com/board/9833354
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 2:09, archived)
# It's true
I do it every time
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 2:10, archived)
# 0.0
~.0
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 2:11, archived)
# And what's more some great distended anus
reminds me of the fact every time
*grumps*
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 2:12, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 2:14, archived)
# Goshles!
that made me splurt Tesco Gin onto my keyboard! Think I gave away more about my life in that sentence than I intended to.
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 2:16, archived)
# Warranty void if seal is broken.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 2:11, archived)
# That's Canada buggered then
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 2:12, archived)
# why did the walrus show up at the Tupperware® party
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 2:12, archived)
# sounds like the beginning of a fantastic joke
that I can't be arsed thinking of a punchline for
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 2:15, archived)
# he was hoping to find a tight seal
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 2:21, archived)
# *groans*
Noice!
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 2:27, archived)
# Weasely walrus!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 2:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 1:23, archived)
# Santa got drunk and touched mummy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 1:32, archived)
# She liked it
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 13 Dec 2009, 1:40, archived)
# Santa did a wee inside you.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 1:41, archived)
# he fisted my chimeny
while dick van dyke was cleaning it.

Near doubled my bill that.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 1:50, archived)
# I don't think you're making this up.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 1:51, archived)
# it was all I could do to stop Dick from calling his lawyers.
To add insult to injury Santa just kept mocking his cockney accent.

it was entirely a shennanigan of the most heinous order.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 1:54, archived)
# Luckily he'd been on the pineapple lately
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 13 Dec 2009, 1:50, archived)
# It was a bad wee and it made you very angry.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 1:51, archived)
# There's no such thing as a bad wee
Be nice
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 13 Dec 2009, 1:53, archived)
# What if you wee vomit?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 2:07, archived)
# That's what happens to vegetarians
They seem happy, though a little pale
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 13 Dec 2009, 2:08, archived)
# As long as it was under the mistletoe
that's perfectly acceptable.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 2:03, archived)
# Oh rad - a loophole.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 2:05, archived)
# I believe it's the defence OJ Simpson used
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 2:22, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 13 Dec 2009, 1:40, archived)
# here she goes, errr, umm, there she comes
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 1:15, archived)
# Would, but I'd be confused for a moment as to which way to bend her over.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 1:18, archived)
# You can have her coming and going
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 13 Dec 2009, 1:40, archived)
# ALSOHOHOHOMRHIN
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 2:06, archived)
# she reminds me of the elf on "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer' who wants to become a dentist
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 2:08, archived)
# Yeah, turns really dollface in the mid frames.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 2:12, archived)
# That gives me teh faer:
teh secksi faer!
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 2:10, archived)
# dear god
I'd like to register a fail with the fundemnetals of the universe.


woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 1:18, archived)
# Nice Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrssss
sssscunt?
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 1:20, archived)
# There's a scary cat watching her.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 1:37, archived)
# i think those are the mirrors on Lenny's shoes
www.imagebam.com/image/7e88db59348659/
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 1:46, archived)
# No it's a scary cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 1:48, archived)
# is it the Portman?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 1:51, archived)
# Rachel Weisz
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 1:58, archived)
# aaaah
I like her this way round :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 2:03, archived)
# yeah, I had to look up who it was again.
When I grab hires pics for photoshppage, I often neglect to remember who it actually is that I am shopping.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 2:19, archived)
# Now its not scary any more
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 13 Dec 2009, 1:48, archived)
# GNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Scarens cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 1:49, archived)
# It looks scary in Pedro's picture but you had to go and cute it up, didn't you?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 13 Dec 2009, 1:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 2:01, archived)
# ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 13 Dec 2009, 2:03, archived)
# sadface
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 2:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 13 Dec 2009, 2:10, archived)
# goodness, is that real or recycled pixels?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 2:14, archived)
# It's from Williamsburg, Brooklyn
So from that you should be able to guess the answer
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 13 Dec 2009, 2:22, archived)
# I just google-mapped that
Bars on the 4th story windows? yikes!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 2:29, archived)
# That's to keep the hipsters IN
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 3:48, archived)
# Hoho fNNNNN NN nNNN NNN N NNn.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 2:18, archived)
# You're such a post editor up there ^
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 13 Dec 2009, 2:23, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 2:06, archived)
# You spin me right round baby right round
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 1:42, archived)
# She's a bit on the pale side, Pedro.
You ought to let these girls out in the daytime occasionally.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 3:58, archived)
# Cardz




(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 0:55, archived)
# which one doesn't belong in each pic?
1. jack-o-lantern
2. snake
3. easter egg

...what do i win?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 0:57, archived)
# A Jack-o-Lantern, a snake and an easter egg.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 4:02, archived)
# they all happy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 0:58, archived)
# ive never had egg nog, but i presume its vile
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 0:59, archived)
# it is like mother's milk to an infant
'tis heavenly, with or without alcohol mixed in
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 1:03, archived)
# *sings the eggnog song*
egg nog
egg nog
egg nog
egg nog
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 1:07, archived)
# It's an awful racist comment in the egg community.
Kinda '70s.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 4:09, archived)
# GJM
(JoePesky, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 1:03, archived)
# This is the best of mine for 2009

(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 1:03, archived)
# ALSO, WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 1:10, archived)
# I heartily approve of this image!
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 1:21, archived)
# get into the holiday spirit with Hwang Mi Hee
mokkelboulevard.nl/showthread.php?t=28314&page=12

EDIT: make sure your popup blocker is fully tweaked before clicking on image links
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 1:23, archived)
# Weird thing is
she looks oddly like my cousin
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 2:14, archived)
# no wanking to the pics then
or it'll be kinda wierd
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 2:16, archived)
# ...
too late.
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 2:36, archived)
# GCM
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 1:12, archived)
# Nice!
Yet surprisingly jolly.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 1:39, archived)
# YOU FOOL!
Only RUDOLPH had a red nose!
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 2:40, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 9:04, archived)
# Dude, awesome.
I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 13 Dec 2009, 10:12, archived)
# these are lully :D
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:28, archived)
[challenge entry] I want my missing hooray henrys back for Christmas
Photobucket
(johnna, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Sorry to threadjack, but I deleted a photobucket account a couple of weeks ago...
A few days ago, I got this email. It make me giggle.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 0:45, archived)
# LOFL
so true
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 0:47, archived)
# Get one!
Even better, get one with the "This image has been removed because it violated our policies" pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 1:06, archived)
# that would look funny on a coffee mug
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 1:12, archived)
#
v clever
(lunatek, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 6:52, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9833277
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 0:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Chevy Chase, Robson Green, are you watching this?
Photobucket
(johnna, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 0:06, archived)
# im not quite sure what to make of this
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 0:12, archived)
# why is chevy chase scum?
(JoePesky, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 0:13, archived)
# Have you never seen him act?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 13 Dec 2009, 0:27, archived)
# the dog than bark not bite
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 0:30, archived)
# awww
chevy chase is my build up to chrimbo
(JoePesky, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 1:04, archived)
# if ever there was a case to delete a thread
doo eet
(JoePesky, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 0:22, archived)
# im drinking and im seriously holding back from saying.....stuff
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 0:24, archived)
# say eet
(JoePesky, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 0:25, archived)
# Is it about your besht mate?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 13 Dec 2009, 0:26, archived)
# ah, i cant....
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 0:44, archived)
#
Sorry for any upset caused. I imagine Chevy Chase isn't scum, although Wogan may not agree. Mr Griswald may well be scum though.
(johnna, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 0:40, archived)
# go to your room and think about what you've done!
*has no idea, just following the pack*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 0:41, archived)
# Thinks...
is it because the Snowman has no magenta penis?
(johnna, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 0:44, archived)
# no freebase actually
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 0:45, archived)
# i don't know why actually.
the animal in me is afraid of starving and being left out in the cold, so I had to chime in

:D :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 0:48, archived)
# ROFL LOL LMFAO etc
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 0:52, archived)
# chevy chase is my uncle
(JoePesky, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 2:03, archived)

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