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[challenge entry] Working mum
bear plans to fuck the glass ceiling right up

(tyrefire2001 Is it a fast ship?, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:20, archived)
[challenge entry] koalatastic

kinda similar, repost from years ago, not gonna bump you for it
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:25, archived)
# thats a bit good
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:27, archived)
# I truly suck
when compared to thee.
(tyrefire2001 Is it a fast ship?, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:29, archived)
# She's looking for
eucalyptus. I don't think she'll find any there (unless that is the global HQ of Eucalyptus International PLC in which case she might find a few free samples)
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:25, archived)
# Ha ha great!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:35, archived)
# Bored again


Click for bigger (114 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! BNG likes eating biscuits, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:09, archived)
# *in germanic voice*
sarah connor?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:12, archived)
# manley?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:13, archived)
# she is a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:13, archived)
# You should be bored more often!
very nice
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:27, archived)
# ver' nice
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:07, archived)
# I suddenly have the urge to shoot down a helicopter*
*not really, that would be a bad thing to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:18, archived)
# stung
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:22, archived)
# Woo!
needs more CDC
(. Y . ), Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:25, archived)
[challenge entry] kitteh smells sumfink

(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:58, archived)
# it's sushi, isn't it?
is it, isn't it? is it sushi?
i bet it's sushi.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:59, archived)
# what if it's litter?
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:59, archived)
# then i won't eat it
deodorizing crystals my arse!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:03, archived)
# Silly Smash.
Litter is for cats not humans!! We has toilets!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:05, archived)
# really?
you mean i got gravel rash on my poor chocolate starfish for nothing?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:08, archived)
# Yup.



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:09, archived)
# bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:11, archived)
# I don't think that'll help!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:12, archived)
# probably not
especially after a few senokot
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:13, archived)
# Hahaha.
Also: 14stones! Well done you!!
*offers cayke...knowing she won't have any so I scoff the lot*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:15, archived)
# thanks :)
i had a mini jaffa cake bar before, but that was my lunch!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:17, archived)
# WOWZERS
Very well done to you! That is an amazing achievement you should be proud of yourself!

I'm off the diet at the moment while I recover from knee surgery but am really afraid I might undo all the good work I did so am trying not to be too naughty. (I lost 3st in two years but put 1st back on last year).
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:24, archived)
# just take it easy!
if you can't move about much, you probably will put a few pounds on. don't diet while you're recovering, you need all your strength. whatever you do, don't try to exercise before you're properly healed, it's not worth it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:27, archived)
# No it's some grass
it will eat all the grass just to be sick
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:59, archived)
# stupid cat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:03, archived)
# sushi sounds like my cats sneeze
prob taste better than raw fish too
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:00, archived)
# i've been told i sneeze like a cat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:04, archived)
# an ex used to make cat noises
during sectional intercalls

(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:12, archived)
# that's just weird
i'm usually far too busy shouting instructions to make cat noises
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:12, archived)
# FASTER!
HARDER!
BIGGER!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:14, archived)
# something like that, yes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:14, archived)
# BIGGER!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:15, archived)
# MUCH BIGGER!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:17, archived)
# You are Daft Punk
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:26, archived)
# i admit nothing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:28, archived)
# was i doing i wrong?
ill never know now or shall i email her and ask
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:14, archived)
# if she was making cat noises
she was probably faking it. don't worry, girls like that usually need something battery-operated to really enjoy themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:16, archived)
# glad i got her a radio controlled car
funny after that she left me
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:21, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:24, archived)
# Poor Whoop!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:01, archived)
# poor whoop nothing!
sushi is one thing me and cats agree on!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:04, archived)
# I guess my sympathy should revolve around which one of you are eating him alive.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:07, archived)
# not so much who is eating him alive
as how ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:09, archived)
# wait...
you're not... a cat person???


no, it's NOT mine
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:13, archived)
# NO!
cats freak me out!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:14, archived)
# I am aghast
I thoguht that was what we all were here...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:21, archived)
# no, i prefer spiders
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:15, archived)
# oi!
cheaky sod, nicking without giving credit ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:31, archived)
# ooh!
there's something very SimCity about this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:00, archived)
# but it's not a llama
llamas are in the SimCity, yes?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:03, archived)
# Yes.
Llamas form a huge part of Sim society.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:09, archived)
# :D
more buildings need small farming communities on top of them
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:20, archived)
# AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
 
YES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:51, archived)
[challenge entry] ITV need to drop a few things
(thescotsman, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:48, archived)
# Of all the places
that terrorists decide to bomb...It just doesnt seem fair.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:49, archived)
# just what they need for tightening up those turkey necks
hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:50, archived)
# Whats with all the ITV posts......Oh Yeah! New compo!!!
/been neglecting for b3ta far too long
Also....Edit
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:50, archived)
# there's an alt-compo for the forrins too
look out for oversized animals
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:52, archived)
# Ah ok!
Now I understand the alt compo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:55, archived)
# Oh Maaaan!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:57, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:02, archived)
# So you're not ignoring me then!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:05, archived)
# MILK
dont fancy any of them
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:52, archived)
# anyway instead of loose women
why dont they call it baggypuss
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:02, archived)
# I'd hang the cunt second from left first, then the one on the end,
then second from right, and finally the blonde.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:53, archived)
# this would get them the highest viewing figures in history
unfortunately, like daffy duck's gasoline/match trick, it could only be done once.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Same but with shagging instead of awful singing and uptight trousers


but yeah ITV is shit, the only thing I watch on it is Harry Hill's TV Burp, BBC and C4 FTW forever!
(Lexino, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:48, archived)
# It'll still be wank.



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:49, archived)
# /obligatory Cheryl Cole/Dannii Minogue lesbian fantasy comment
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:49, archived)
# But they're the judges!!!
It'll be loads of Subo's!!
Perish the thought
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:51, archived)
# O_O

o_O

o_o

~_~


(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:53, archived)
# _--_
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:09, archived)
#
Ọ Ọ
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:12, archived)
# this is making me think of fruit machines
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:56, archived)
# fruit machines
don't machine fruit
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:57, archived)
# no, but they do give me monies
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:58, archived)
[challenge entry]
(joe90, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:34, archived)
# i'm making RISsoles
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:36, archived)
# ooh!
batter or breadcrumbs?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:36, archived)
# yes
definitely
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:37, archived)
# Glad to see "Ris?" is still around!
Good evening Brother Micto,is one well?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:41, archived)
# aiight
life is a big bag of suck at the mo

how're you?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:43, archived)
# Not bad, generally ok.
working far too much overtime without any rewards./Skint blog.
Hope yours improves soon, matey.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:47, archived)
# shark-shaped country is rude
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:37, archived)
# ris?
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:38, archived)
# Alaska
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:46, archived)
# jamaica
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:56, archived)
# i made you a cake
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:31, archived)
# hahaha
it's OK - he still wags his tail when I mention you
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:32, archived)
# ah
memories
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:33, archived)
# I think he'd like to return the favour though
I'll brush his teeth
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:35, archived)
# He bummed your dog too!?!
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:33, archived)
# well it was an easy £20
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:34, archived)
# well, i have turned professional
so it's only fair to set an hourly rate
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:35, archived)
# haha
Mictoboy and sons
Professional Dog Bummers
Established 2010
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:38, archived)
# £20?
You've been had. ยฃ25 or nothing for my mutts butt!
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:35, archived)
# mine has worms though
and it's a buyers market
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:37, archived)
# if i had a dog
i'd let you bum him for a cake like that!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:33, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:34, archived)
# i'd let you blow him for an apricot danish
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:37, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:38, archived)
# my dog is like me, cheap and imaginary
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:41, archived)
# I'm sorry I dogged your bum
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:35, archived)
# can i bum a fag?
edit: you;ve gone viral: moronail.net/
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:36, archived)
# Mmmmm....cayke!
..You burnt my whatnow?? nyom nymo nyom
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:42, archived)
# is it
dog chocolate? or man chocolate?
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:48, archived)
# Steve the Seamy Sloth...
...wasn't happy he had to pay ยฃ5.90 bridge toll on his day trip to Barry Island...

(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:30, archived)
# Barry Island's never been the same
since Butlitz closed :(
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:11, archived)
# I was at the fairground a couple of weeks back...
...its all gone very Scooby Doo... Not like wen I were a lad...
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:26, archived)
# break an arm love
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:01, archived)
# lolwot?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:14, archived)
# chernobyl, terrible
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:17, archived)
# On 26th April 1986,
The Dutch Inventor Mediocre caused the Chernobyl disaster to cover up a particularly loud and pungent fart that he had brewing!

"I had to cover it up somehow!" said the nymphomaniac dutchman. "Turns out I shat myself as a result of it too! Bloody glad I planned ahead!"
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:28, archived)
# HA!
i heard this rumour somewhere
glad it's finally been confirmed :D
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:38, archived)
# Anytime you need a fact
confirmed or denied about the Dutch Inventor Mediocre, feel free to get in touch with me. I am after all the only authorised biographer for the Dutch Inventor Mediocre.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:51, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
I do love these mediocre facts.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:41, archived)
# I am currently in discussions
with a publisher. It should be available in time for Christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:46, archived)
# FUCK YES!
make it a pop-up! make it a pop-up!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:53, archived)
# and chewable!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:58, archived)
# OK now you're just messing with my head.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:38, archived)
# I'm going to click this
*click*
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:42, archived)
# I believe
Crouton ( www.b3ta.com/board/9904071 ) ordered this

(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 19:49, archived)
# now, this is class!
also, she looks like alfred hitchcock!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:11, archived)
# Bum, ba ba ba ba ba, ba baaa
It's hard to represent a tune in words. Also, your sig. Can we see a pic of you holding a large pair of trousers out in front of you?
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:15, archived)
# hell, no!
i got rid of all my old clothes as soon as i could! unfortunately, rent-a-tent weren't interested in part exchange ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:33, archived)
# you've done amazingly well
what's the regime?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:36, archived)
# communist
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:37, archived)
# it is for the good of everybody
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:40, archived)
# cheating!
had gastric surgery
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:38, archived)
# not resorted to liquidising cheeseburgers and Mars bars then?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:40, archived)
# eeeeewww, no!
i never ate cheeseburgers anyway and chocolate now gives me the shakes. i can manage a small piece, but that's about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:42, archived)
# insert own joke about executive fat cats
(orbojunglist, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 19:45, archived)
# Executive fat cats
are fat. Also: cats.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 19:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Also available in HD

Original NSFW version (oh my! nipples!)

(I helped save b3ta! dustgecko my eyes. my eyes... are pies. and yours are lies, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 19:43, archived)
# NSFW
link it taa
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 19:48, archived)
# done
aaaaand done
(I helped save b3ta! dustgecko my eyes. my eyes... are pies. and yours are lies, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 19:50, archived)
# Hahahahaha
a tad NSFW
Please either blur them or link.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 19:48, archived)
# I didn't think it was that nsfw personally.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 19:51, archived)
# well, the one with "Millionaire"
but really what one wants to look out for is "Porn" type things....

even if there isn't nudity, if it looks like people doing the horizontal frug, link it.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:06, archived)
# What a great role model for the youth of today...
(thesparrowman men with ven, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 19:32, archived)
# :)
Scoring away from home is an attractive quality in a footballer.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 19:33, archived)
# that explains why i live in the northwest
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 19:34, archived)
# The degrees suggest that the northwest is deceptive :(
ed: Actually, halfway between deception and vanity.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 19:44, archived)
# i'll take it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:10, archived)
# I see that John Terry's MORAL COMPASS
doesn't have any positive qualities listed on it. So he seems doomed to failure, to be honest, in which case I don't really blame him for wanting to have a bit of fun.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 19:45, archived)
# it would seem from todays papers
that she was doing the rounds with other chelsea players.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 19:57, archived)
# Not a good passer of the ball then.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:01, archived)
# greedy on the ball
but with a fantastic long dribble.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:03, archived)
# MM
IN
(twattybanjo, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:08, archived)
[challenge entry]
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(herman:D, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 19:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Who doesnt love David Jason?
itdoesntlookwright.jimdo.com/
My new drawing & Compo Entry.

Had a few issues with the composition, But I hope you like it.


Click for bigger (454 kb)
(SmokeAPipe http://itdoesntlookwright.jimdo.com/, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 19:06, archived)
# lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 19:12, archived)
# I don't think that guy loves him any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 19:16, archived)
# Hey Mu,
I'm really sorry! They didn't have any Fruitellas at Tesco's. So I bought you a packet of Salt and Vinegar Discos instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 19:36, archived)
# And once again Redsushi's quick thinking has saved the day!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 19:43, archived)
# Oh no!
I eated them with my sammidge :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 19:50, archived)
# Thats ummmm....
one, two, five, nine, twelvety, seven...

Its lots of kinds of Woo!

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 19:17, archived)
# i like this
my dad looks just like him, except with coddier eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 19:24, archived)
# I always thought he looked a bit shifty.
Very good that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:41, archived)
# Is the corpse Alistair Campbell?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:49, archived)
# I don't like David Jason
For being one of the many horribly miscast in the adaption of The Hogfather.

Nice picture though.
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 17:51, archived)
# ...and after an intensive 6 weeks on MW2, I return with this:

sorry
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 19:04, archived)
# hahaha
makes perfect sense
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 19:06, archived)
# cornetto please
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 19:07, archived)
# hahaha! he's got 99 PROBLEMS! hahahahaha!




hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 19:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 19:08, archived)
# but the bitch ain't one!
:-D
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 19:08, archived)
# haha I hadn't noticed that.
*applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 19:10, archived)
# Oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 19:11, archived)
# 6 weeks!!!!!!!!!!!!
I got bored after 3 days.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 19:17, archived)
# Call it a compulsion
my therapist does
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 19:39, archived)
# !!!!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 19:51, archived)
# Ah - oh well
Onety twelve B3ta points to you!
:-D
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 19:55, archived)
# i think this can form the scoring basis
for a TV format b3ta style quiz.

rob can host the first 2 series, then in a drug fueled romp on a brothel he's be sidelined for guest presenters.

it'll be like QI, HIGNFY and Numberwang.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:02, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:16, archived)
[challenge entry] two lefts drat.
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:52, archived)
# hahahah
if only...
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:54, archived)
# hahaha
a bit like tropic thunder
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:58, archived)
# I like that film lots!
Danny McBride is win :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 19:01, archived)
# Fruitella?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 19:03, archived)
# 2 minutes till Castle finishes.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 19:10, archived)
# one of Stiller's best me thinks.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 19:20, archived)
# Aye!
Tom Cruise was ace too I thought!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 19:32, archived)
# gorgeous knuckles.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 19:47, archived)
# Battle Royale!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:58, archived)
# No wait, you're an Lplater... I'm not supposed to like this. I'm supposed to shout at you
and call you a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:59, archived)
# good film.
but the second one looked shit so i didn't watch it all.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 19:00, archived)
# I saw it once, aaaaaages ago.
All I remember is lots of Japanese schoolgirls and heavy weaponry.

Which is enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 19:01, archived)
# yup, thats the one
and neck collars that explode if they are tampered with.

FUCK YEAH!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 19:04, archived)
# :)
i29.tinypic.com/femah3.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 19:14, archived)
# :D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 19:18, archived)
# good decision.
The first one's great, the second one is really, really shit.

Though it is quite amusing when they go and join the taliban at the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 19:09, archived)
# zomg I giggled
*crosses fingers for you*

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 19:10, archived)
# I like your username.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 19:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Perhaps that should be "Jedward"

(chrisy may have been stored with nut-based products, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:44, archived)
[challenge entry] and I'll chuck in an old one for completeness' sake

(chrisy may have been stored with nut-based products, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:48, archived)

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