very good
also, if I may have a wee double pea...
"and finally I'll be able to publish my memoirs..."
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 20:17,
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"and finally I'll be able to publish my memoirs..."
As soon as I get my suit back from the cleaner's . . .
I want to join the club !
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 20:32,
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Don't be stupid, be a smarty!
(It was that or a picture of Ming Campbell and friends)
EDIT: Blatant rip off Nobbynoboby's picture:
www.b3ta.com/board/6134171
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:52,
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(It was that or a picture of Ming Campbell and friends)
EDIT: Blatant rip off Nobbynoboby's picture:
www.b3ta.com/board/6134171
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my eyes, my beautiful eyes.
*gouges with spoon*
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 20:39,
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*gouges with spoon*
i only JUST realised that's Hazel FUCKING MINGEBOX blears
*click*
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:50,
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oh god she is the biggest cunt of cunty cunts in the whole of fucking cuntland.
also, did I mention that she's a cunt?
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:51,
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Don't be silly, it's nothing important
like X-Factor, or Strictly Come Dancing
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:49,
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If the party I want to vote for fields a candidate where I live
then I will
but I'm not voting for any of the other cunts just for the sake of voting
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:57,
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but I'm not voting for any of the other cunts just for the sake of voting
No it isn't.
It's a waste of time.
Parliament will be dissolved on Friday. For four weeks, we'll do perfectly well without it. I suggest we extend that period.
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 20:03,
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Parliament will be dissolved on Friday. For four weeks, we'll do perfectly well without it. I suggest we extend that period.
OK FINE!
no need to shout
i need the humour myself, it takes away from the depressing reality of my living in a swing seat, and thus having to vote for the "less of a cunt" option so the "utter cunt" doesn't get in.
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 20:03,
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i need the humour myself, it takes away from the depressing reality of my living in a swing seat, and thus having to vote for the "less of a cunt" option so the "utter cunt" doesn't get in.
Shurely better than living in a safe seat
where you get TOTALLY IGNORED.
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 20:05,
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*sigh*
if only we lived in an, ermm...
...actually, is there another kind of seat?
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 20:10,
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...actually, is there another kind of seat?
pea please
edit: It's a Michael Corleone quote from Godfather II, in case you care
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:45,
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edit: It's a Michael Corleone quote from Godfather II, in case you care
If I watch this long enough, will Brown get stabbed in the back?
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:51,
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thats it
fuck the election, can we just have a battle royale between the main 3 to decide it?
weapons to be allocated at random
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 20:06,
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weapons to be allocated at random
gah!
*joke about "swing voters" that i can't be arsed to compose*
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 20:27,
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LOLZ!!!!1!eleventy!
Text on a plain background FTW!
I hate this fucking challenge.
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Text on a plain background FTW!
I hate this fucking challenge.
pea...
"Top grade stuff Gideon....just like the old days...wot wot?"
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:36,
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"Top grade stuff Gideon....just like the old days...wot wot?"
A silly picture I did for a friend's birthday
It's Peter Gabriel playing snooker with a monster.
Click for bigger (320 kb)
'Ning! (Well, shit, now I'm buried under a slew of challenge posts)
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:25,
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Click for bigger (320 kb)
'Ning! (Well, shit, now I'm buried under a slew of challenge posts)
hey!
he's blocking pockets the cheating bastard
peter should demand his50p back.
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:41,
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peter should demand his50p back.
Peter Pickleson
Dark Lord of the Treasury with Special Responsibility for Picking Pecks of Peppers.
Did this for a competition going at the Labservative.com site.
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:23,
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Dark Lord of the Treasury with Special Responsibility for Picking Pecks of Peppers.
Did this for a competition going at the Labservative.com site.
That Eric Pickles is the such an abominable cunt
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MrFV4c_sVY
Nice shoppage btw :)
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:27,
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Nice shoppage btw :)
He is an awful man.
His battleroom briefings are cringeworthy.
Edit: Cheers, by the way.
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:30,
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Edit: Cheers, by the way.
Say what you like about Hitler, but
nobody could balance a slug on their upper lip like he could.
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:09,
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Bloody Cameron, coming here, tainting our bread bakeries.
I'll never be able to have a slice of Warbies without tasting the Smug he left behind.
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:03,
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I loved how he said he had bought a breadmaker
then said he could only create mush, so was back to regular bread. Nice to know he's so in touch, that he can waste ยฃ200 on a fucking bread machine.
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:05,
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If he can't operate a breadmaker want chance will have with the economy
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:08,
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why is it that this man is actually going to get in, in a way that it actually happens and isnt in a far-off dreamland that i can brush away and nibble a biscuit, smile softly and go back to sleep? i mean, why is that? are there reports online? is there a resistance being formed, with rudimentary weapons, or at the very least, rudimentary carrots? i'm going to cry
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:11,
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cos collectively people are idiots and will vote to spite the others
rather than voting for particular policies.
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:15,
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I could have taken more time doing this...
but I have a political party to run.
Yours
N. Clegg
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:00,
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but I have a political party to run.
Yours
N. Clegg
Oh, that's pretty good.
Almost good enough for me to ignore your disdain for the crop tool :P
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:06,
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Ahhh, I recognise that base image
Used it a few years back: ofsomedescription.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/nick-clegg-1-large-2.jpg
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:26,
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Last one for now
I've got cooking to do!
Jebus! Apologies for size!
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:43,
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hahaha
So, yesterday I did a pic of a girl having a poo, and now a pic of someone 'wearing' a black pudding. I need to look at my subconscious.
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:46,
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Lovely, I like the style of this, with the spaces between the colours.
With the single flesh colour though it does look as if her ankle has snapped :)
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:47,
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Yeah
The idea is to keep colour use to an absolute minimum. Had an issue with the legs as well, and judging by the comments, possibly still do!! ;)
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:51,
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I think it would be difficult to resolve the legs
without using an additional (shadow) flesh tone.
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:53,
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I'm not angry, I'm letting him know there's nothing wrong with the size.
I'm doing a good deed mof! A GOOD DEED!
You don't understand me :(
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:53,
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You don't understand me :(
I'm sorry Mu.
Please don't be angry. You sound angry :(
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T SACRIFICE ANOTHER DINOSAUR TO YOUR INSANE RAGE
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:54,
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PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T SACRIFICE ANOTHER DINOSAUR TO YOUR INSANE RAGE
My insane rage isn't a blood god, mof... it doesn't demand tribute. Often.
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:57,
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Ah, but when it does...
it has to be from something huge, rainbow, and extinct :(
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:04,
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It was smaller
on my screen, then grew when I posted it on here. It made me double take and she now seems huge! Maybe not though.
Amusingly I had it scaled at 69%.
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:54,
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Amusingly I had it scaled at 69%.
I've posted 400X6000 on here, as long as the size is justified no one really minds scrolling a little.
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