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[challenge entry] 'ning!

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(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:21, archived)
# he got a big face
woo
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:25, archived)
# his head is a perfect oval
I expect you could rotate his head 180 degrees and it would still fit in the same place.

By 'expect' I mean DO IT. DO IT NOW MY PHOTOSHOPPING BITCH!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:25, archived)
# You could probably rotate his head 360 degrees
and it would look pretty much the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:30, archived)
# I tried it, and Tribs is right.
Only if you go clockwise though.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:32, archived)
# in reality his neck prevents him moving his head more than 2 degrees in any direction.
just enough to let him see the tv from his favourite chaise longue
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:32, archived)
# www.no.com
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:30, archived)
# www.ithinkyoullfindifyoulookdownthatihavemybitch.com
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:40, archived)
# www.ohsoyoudo.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:17, archived)
# Hmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:31, archived)
# hello dad
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:33, archived)
# he actually looks thinner here
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:33, archived)
# *claps with glee*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:37, archived)
# I knew it was a bad idea to breed Harold Bishop and Chris Moyles.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:22, archived)
# It's oh so easy to say that after the event
I remember you being well up for it...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:31, archived)
# WITH MY UNFUNNY TUBA-PLAYING DEATH-FAKING HYBRID ARMY OF MINIONS FROM LEEDS I WILL BE UNSTOPPABLE
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:34, archived)
# Twisting my Mandelson
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:18, archived)
# haha
I'd love to see his maraca dance
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:20, archived)
# How about his custard thrust?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:23, archived)
# I didn't think he was interested in birds
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:24, archived)
# badum'tsch
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:31, archived)
# has he come in despair?
damn - wrong punchline
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:26, archived)
# no he's "arrived" in the vanilla sauce
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:30, archived)
# Je suis arrivé à la crème Anglais
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:39, archived)
# ha ha I'll have that as my sig for a bit
if you don't mind?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:46, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:55, archived)
# I am horrified by this.
In fact I'm fucking discustard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:58, archived)
# and there was us skirting around the actual punchline for comic effect!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:02, archived)
# Big envelope of cash, little envelope of cash, cardboard box!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:25, archived)
# I don't know what it is
but he just exudes an aura of "shifty-ness"
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:28, archived)
[challenge entry] 15 years out of date - like all the best satire

de-ris here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KHMO14KuJk
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:13, archived)
# Hehehehe
Never too late
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:20, archived)
# haha
I love Paxo for that
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:26, archived)
# Apropos of nothing


DAMN that's a big forehead
(I helped save b3ta! Proboscisface wrong sounding muppet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:03, archived)
# Well hellooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:14, archived)
# :D

ooh baby!
(I helped save b3ta! Proboscisface wrong sounding muppet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Mornin' :D
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 8:56, archived)
# haha
MORE MONEY FOR ME AND MY MATES

What - you want some too?

Oh - ok then, you can have ยฃ150. If you're married. And vote for me.

The rest of you oiks can continue eating your potato peelings or whatever it is you 'eat'
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:00, archived)
# I was saying this morning
Why do we have to wait till before an election before the parties start to hint at giving us the sort of things we'd like from a government? Why not do this sort of thing, you know, during the period you were fucking elected to do this sort of thing in??!

"Right, well thats 5 years straight of ruining everything, better give them a carrot so we can carry on next time"
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:13, archived)
# That reminds me of buying a Glastonbury ticket. . .
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:14, archived)
# they gave you a carrot?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:18, archived)
# Naw...
Mostly cos for all the enthusiasm and build up..
You end up with Andy Williams.
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:35, archived)
# heheh
my MP wrote to my girlfriend last week, saying "oooh I'm sorry I 'forgot' to reply to one of your emails (from December) so I'm going to reply to it now - there's an election coming up and I can;t safely ignore you any more. Give it a month and I'll start ignoring you again if I get back in"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:18, archived)
# The local conservative twat always comes round about now
"O HAI, I CAN HAZ BE UR FREND N COWNT ON UR VOTZ?"

My dad asked him why he only hears from him once there's an election and never door to doors asking how things are on a regular basis....

"...........er.........can I count on your vote then?"

".....NO.....*slams door*"
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:28, archived)
# LOLTORIES!
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:29, archived)
# similar thing
cam back from holiday to find a new lappost outside my house which would have shone straight in my bedroom.

called the tories and lib dems to complain, the lib dem guy came round and said he'd have a word with highways, silence from the tory guy but the lib dem guy followed it up, got it moved to an agreed location where it wouldn't shine in my or the neighbours houses within a couple of days. 11 days later the main tory guy phones up to return our call from answer phone message we left, by which time the problem had been sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:58, archived)
# At least one of them had the decency to do something about it
Sounds like a good result there :)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:11, archived)
# i like my lib dem guy
he even remebered that i was made redundant and asked how things were going.

then he offered me an advert in his local leaflet for free when i said i was now self employed.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:50, archived)
# Woo!
See, we're lovely, we are.
(I helped save b3ta! John Q Wagonwheel Spent, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:33, archived)
# that's a very honest reply
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:28, archived)
# I might have done some paraphrasing
possibly
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:34, archived)
# Is it because they are a bunch of cunts?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:29, archived)
# I'll field this one...
Yes. Yes it is.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:32, archived)
# I CONCUR
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:34, archived)
# I'm hoping the Tories will doorstep me
our Tory PPC was in charge of this lot: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/berkshire/8029979.stm

easy target!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:38, archived)
# They wouldn't waste their time round my way
sadly.

I'd love to tell them to fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:40, archived)
# ive seen more of the jehovah's witnesses this year than anyone wanting to get elected.
maybe i'll vote for the little baby jeezus
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:42, archived)
# hahaha
Mahboob Khan

funny name corner.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:00, archived)
# hahaha! Nicely done :D
good morning b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:02, archived)
# hello Steve
today I will spend the entire day wondering what work there is to do, then realising at 5pm what it was, and it also coincidentally being due at 5pm
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:21, archived)
# Nings Nib'
I think I am at theopposite end of the scale - I know exactly what I need to do, but I can't be bothered. When it gets to 5pm, I'll wish I had done the work... :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:25, archived)
# heheh
I always find that 5pm deadlines come and go, and no-one's remotely bothered

ha - see this: www.computerarts.co.uk/in_depth/features/40_new_features_in_cs5

not sure about the screenshot for the After Effects bit though
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:56, archived)
# hahaha...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:59, archived)
# hahaha! the after effects screen needed more magenta, though :D
Got to say, CS5 is sounding good... Most notibly Illustrator
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:09, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahahaha...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:43, archived)
# haha
"We put him in charge. Pfft. Yeah - I know!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:48, archived)
# hahahaha!
hullo N'
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:51, archived)
# Hai Stevie!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:55, archived)
# ooh that's a bit good
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:26, archived)
# superb!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:27, archived)
# Nice
(chriky, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:52, archived)
[challenge entry]

Click for bigger (69 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 7:53, archived)
# arrgh
Kaleido-cameron
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 8:16, archived)
# reminds me of this
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 8:26, archived)
# I made this:
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 8:29, archived)
# Hehehe
I enjoy this meme

This one had me laughing out loud: img135.imageshack.us/img135/2248/xzibitdl9.jpg

Morning all!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 8:39, archived)
# I don't understand the joke - who is he and what's with the picture of a puddle?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:17, archived)
# that is Arnold Bim
he makes puddle-maps of Australia with his piss*





*may contain lies
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:19, archived)
# I believe this is the appropriate response
Yo Dawg. I heard you like Australias, so we put an Australia in your Australia so you can Australia while you Australia
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:31, archived)
# lol but who is he and why does he say such things?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:36, archived)
#
knowyourmeme.com/memes/xzibit-yo-dawg
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:40, archived)
# Top linkage

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:49, archived)
# This one is my favourite.
knowyourmeme.com/i/29812/original/1259981752046.jpg?1260197408
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:40, archived)
# I guess you have to be bombarded with variations on the theme first to find this funny
Like the one with the russian doll

That fact that they leave the text empty now makes this for me (Yo dawg we herd you like Australia, so we put an Australia in your Australia, etc.) ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:48, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:19, archived)
# crap what i had to get out of my head

to the tune of : 'And the snow lay heavy on the slopes of Brigitte Bardot'

.......
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 7:46, archived)
# oi dave giz a go on yer bike mate?
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 6:44, archived)
# ...
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 6:54, archived)
# CUM FRINGE!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 7:25, archived)
# I've got a bike
You can ride it if you like
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 7:05, archived)
# I'd give it to you if I could, but I borrowed it
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 7:07, archived)
# SHEEN FOR CHANGE
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 7:11, archived)
# sheen on.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 7:22, archived)
# you're the kind of girl
that fits in with my world
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 7:47, archived)
# I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING EVERYTHING IF YOU WANT THINGS, BOOM BOOM!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 6:02, archived)
# Have her scrubbed and brought to my pagoda.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 6:22, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 8:36, archived)
[challenge entry] she goes through box loads weekly
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 5:39, archived)
# box loads lol
 
: D
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 5:45, archived)
# lol
missed that one at first
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 5:46, archived)
# Don't look now
The pope is using his special move.



It was actually quite hard to make him look more scary than he does in reality.
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 4:51, archived)
# he is reaching out for a jolly good grope
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 5:00, archived)
# FINISH HIM!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 5:01, archived)
# hahhhahhhhah wow
very cool.

quite the popewagon today.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 5:07, archived)
# Cheers! :)
Yeah, a bit of a popemobile indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 5:09, archived)
# very muck like francis bacon's
Portrait of Pope Innocent X
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 4:31, archived)
# dude, I'm sure we ordered some fudge on this pizza
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 4:41, archived)
# FUDGE! FUDGE! FUDGE! FUDGE! FUDGE!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 5:02, archived)
# that one big muthafucka of a pizza
don't remember ordering the cave gimp though
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 4:46, archived)
# Buy one
get a cave gimp.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 5:03, archived)
# Loving the astonished expression over there on the right
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 4:52, archived)
# What kept making me laugh
is the "see, just like I told you" look on the other guy's face.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 5:01, archived)
# Is that
russell brand?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:02, archived)
[challenge entry]


Click for bigger (257 kb)
(talcy, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 4:20, archived)
[challenge entry] It's quiet and nobody's looking. Right?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 3:29, archived)
# is a voat some sort of new tax?
or a cross between a vole and a stoat?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 3:41, archived)
# I was dumbing it down
So that the venal, abject slatterns who purport to run the country might get it.

(But I will get a vole and a stoat right now and try to breed them)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 3:45, archived)
# just don't let a fur trapper find the offspring.
he'll try and make a stole out of your voats.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 3:50, archived)
# No
He'd call them vermine.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 3:54, archived)
# out of those four
i'd vote for the goat
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 3:56, archived)
# Yup
Unless he was an incumbent or related to Widdecombe.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 4:00, archived)
# doctor's orders
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 2:40, archived)
# heh, how gruesome.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 2:42, archived)
# it was worse before I let him keep his own chin.
 
the word "craven" was mentioned earlier:
www.b3ta.com/board/10000766
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 2:52, archived)
# Craven is a fantastic word.
So is abject.
So is venal.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 2:55, archived)
# quiet, you slattern.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 3:21, archived)
# NO NEED TO BE RUDE MAN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 4:12, archived)
# AND FURTHERMORE
community.livejournal.com/cat_macros/5461465.html
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 2:56, archived)
# lolz
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 3:19, archived)
# PLAYING THE CELLO.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 3:22, archived)
# That'd take guts.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 3:26, archived)
# and determination.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 3:42, archived)
# TRUE GRIT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 4:41, archived)
# heehee
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 3:19, archived)
# Reminds me of an old Mad Magazine parody
by Frazetta

that was in a Mad Magazine parody ad - a thumb can be seen here, but don't bother signing in for the full site - not worth it!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 7:11, archived)
# well, yes but
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 2:23, archived)
# !!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 2:26, archived)
# this is kewl
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 2:32, archived)
# Heh
it was a pic that didn't work out. I just kept torturing it until it produced something vaguely interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 2:57, archived)
# torture him so more, please.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 3:29, archived)
# Not worth its own thread, so...


It ended up being teensy (and shit).
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 4:15, archived)
# That's a small desk thingy
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 2:29, archived)
# Lecturn.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 2:29, archived)
# Lec just had his turn, I wanna go up and talk now
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 2:32, archived)
# *something about Hannibal Lecturn*
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 2:33, archived)
# Pardon
Also Mofahahahaha you're american
is it easy for a UK person to do a PhD in americaland?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 2:34, archived)
# I'm not American, I'm a Brit.
My wife says she doesn't think it's any easier here than in the UK.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 2:40, archived)
# Oh so fairly easy then.
I spose all the visa shit is all the tricky stuff,
as looking at just plain working there it looks a pain in the arse to seek employment in your new country.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 2:42, archived)
# It's always difficult to move to another country.
You can get a visa fairly easily I think if you're accepted as a student. I think the tricky part is getting accepted.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 2:46, archived)
# :(
I dont like this country.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 2:49, archived)
# You're in the UK right?
You've got a whole continent full of diverse cultures to explore, and a great rail system to do it on.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 2:52, archived)
# Yep UK
But I dont speak languages.
And I'd rather go across the pond, dunno why, just some like unknown reason...
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 2:54, archived)
# You're stalking me aren't you.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 2:56, archived)
# Yes. Loads.
Probably not.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 2:56, archived)
# Where would you like to go in the States?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 2:57, archived)
# New York for a bit (natch)
New Orleans, boston, chicago.... those sorts of places.
And up to canada (not the french bit)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 2:59, archived)
# Yeah, New York is a must.
I'd like to see the West coast, I've never been.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 3:12, archived)
# The only thing I'd really wanna do over there is skiing in cali
That's about it. I like snow :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 3:15, archived)
# Mission Impossible?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 2:31, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 2:33, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 2:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 2:38, archived)
# the dog that gurned.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 2:49, archived)
# don't bet on it.
tom cruise would probably still need a stepstool to assrape an average-sized child.

one of the local rags here made a xenu/tom cruise joke the other day. i was sort of surprised, as i thought the scientologists frowned on that sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 2:40, archived)
# It was a test to see who laughed.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 2:54, archived)
# my inner clam nearly swallowed its pearl in hysterics.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 3:23, archived)
#
(Rogue Sausage, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 6:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 2:02, archived)
# Nnnnnnnggggg!
Is that an altered boy?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 2:03, archived)
# well gee mofaha it's hard not to read that as clerical autoerotic pederasty
 
but you know, kids, priests, kind of unavoidable
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 2:04, archived)
# THAY STIK IT IN THARE PUPAR
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 2:06, archived)
# so long as its thare pupars and not no one else's pupars
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 2:06, archived)
# Pew-pers?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 2:09, archived)
# pupars.
catmacros.wordpress.com/2009/08/16/they-stuck-it-in-my-pooper/
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 2:16, archived)
# IN HIS PUPAR
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 2:20, archived)
# Does it give you vicar-ious pleasure?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 2:06, archived)
# oh, I've been bashing the bishop, religiously.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 2:12, archived)
# Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 2:11, archived)
# Poor vicar.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 2:13, archived)
# you know, the parishioners wouldn't mind a bit...
...if you dipped into the collection plate to have that train tunnel in your grill fixed.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 2:45, archived)
# AMPHIBIOUS!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 2:51, archived)
# Then I guess there's absolutely no getting away from the thing.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 2:53, archived)
# Where is my friend?

Gone for 6 weeks now? WTH?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 1:41, archived)
# shit! thanks for reminding me!
*unlocks cellar*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 1:43, archived)
# How long does it take to move? Jeeeeze!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 1:44, archived)
# it depends
if he's playing it cheap and moving stuff himself, box by box, carrying it along the streets.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 1:47, archived)
# I always thought he had an army of cats at his disposal...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 1:50, archived)
# fuck it, bed time
g'night
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 1:50, archived)
# see ya's!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 1:58, archived)
# i dunno :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 2:05, archived)
# has he replied to any b3ta mail?
did say he'd be off-line for a while but the weeks are slipping by.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 2:05, archived)
# he emailed me from prison.
his lawyer says he'll be out soon as the police obtained the search warrant for his cellar unlawfully and none of the bodies they found are admissible as evidence.

ashally, he gazzed me. will be back when he can.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 2:48, archived)
# Once you Pope, you just can't stop

pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 0:28, archived)
# can't stop what?
touching kids?
(Testicles just for you, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 0:30, archived)
# and covering it up
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 0:33, archived)
# Maybe needs to read "Once you grope......."
He really does look craven doesn't he.
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 0:34, archived)
# So that's how he bribed 'em
with a promise of pringles....
(Testicles just for you, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 0:34, archived)
# ey pope a da poopa?
i poopa!
ay! the pope a da poopa!

/fiddles
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 0:56, archived)
# "stope", surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 1:15, archived)
# he's got a better grip on those crisps
than he has on reality.
not as strong as the grip he can get on an altar boy's cock, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 1:18, archived)
# Shafts of po-tay-toes.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 1:29, archived)
# I imagine this every time I see their sign.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 1:53, archived)
# Pope Yes?
(I helped save b3ta! Bentley T. Coon miles and miles of piles, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 13:59, archived)
# That's clearly what it says.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:34, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Testicles just for you, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 0:23, archived)
# POWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 0:52, archived)
# ace
*click*
(Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 1:32, archived)
# The sum of the whole show
is MUCH better that any of the parts - each of the guys (except "The Stig") fail big time in their own particular ways, but the end resulting show is well worth a look each week.

This is coming from a Merikan POV - we can't buy most of the cars they show -but for a life-long car nut, it is fun to watch!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 7:27, archived)
# Don't worry
we can't buy most of the cars they show either
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 8:21, archived)

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