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[challenge entry] puerile
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:45, archived)
# I done this because I thought the base pic needed the treatment:


CFB you sexy bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:44, archived)
# *sparks one up*
I like that, sir.

*coughs up a bit of lung*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:50, archived)
# Thank you, Sir.
All well?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Not too bad, ta.
You?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:19, archived)
[challenge entry] No photoshop, just a pair of scissors.


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In case of fire, spit roast.
(Psymon_Spark Jesus Saves! The rest of you take 4d6 damage, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:42, archived)
# Haaaahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:44, archived)
# Clear breach of health and safety regulations!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:45, archived)
# It's political correctness gone mad
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:47, archived)
# I blame the immigrants.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:50, archived)
# haha
I approve of this sort of petti-anarchism :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:51, archived)
# I thought the man in the middle is getting a kicking
until I read the bit about spit roast.

*polishes innocence halo*
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Just plain lazy
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:40, archived)
# If you notice this notice you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:44, archived)
# I noticed that...
but then again I didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:48, archived)
# *noted*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:50, archived)
# Or not, as the case may be.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:54, archived)
# *denotes*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:59, archived)
# *denudes*
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:06, archived)
[challenge entry] With all the revenue that they generate, 'average' simply isn't good enough...
(scep, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:40, archived)
# Hahahaha interesting definition of brilliance...
but nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:42, archived)
# Cliff IS the definition of brilliance.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:45, archived)
# hehe
awesome :) I tried to do this but I only have mspaint, would have been post below as well, almost mindpiss central!
(captain.kilt Whatever you're gonna do, do it fast!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:42, archived)
# Sure, they can pick up video
But are they Wired for Sound?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:46, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:47, archived)
# hahaha
I'd love to see him at the side of the road
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:47, archived)
# brillz
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:26, archived)
# haha adding The Cliff is a touch of genius definitely an ironic use of the word Brilliant lol :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Perhaps I should pea this
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:49, archived)
# I can't find mine which fp'd some years ago
same thing dangerous cliffs with the aboce Cliff animation in it. Damn my lack of filename foresight
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:00, archived)
# Tempting to edit mine so it's Dangerous Cliffs/harmless Cliffs
so it'll actually fit the compo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:05, archived)
# The 'revenue' they generate
is only spent on road safety schemes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:55, archived)
# Oh good!
I feel much safer now.
(scep, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 23:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Antonyms are hard :(
So have something else instead :)


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(captain.kilt Whatever you're gonna do, do it fast!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:37, archived)
# Shirley if a ginger is crossing the road - stopping is the last thing on your mind?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:40, archived)
# Yet another example of how the Mad Max bus concept would be awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:41, archived)
# Unless
..er... um... nah you got me.
(captain.kilt Whatever you're gonna do, do it fast!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:41, archived)
# Yeah like I want to spend my Saturday picking pieces of sunburned flesh out of my radiator grille...
You stop, get out, and use a tyre lever, silly!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:43, archived)
[challenge entry] hull much?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:34, archived)
# Mickey Maus!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maus
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:36, archived)
# that's not Hull, that's Florida
or possibly the one in France
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:36, archived)
# Can't be the one in France all the flags would be white
/casual xenophobia
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:37, archived)
# Disneyland (California), Harbor Boulevard entrance
It was in service from 1989 to 1999 and was then dismantled and put on eBay.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:44, archived)
# i added some drums to a gif, so it's a semi-pea
so it's a semi-pea
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:41, archived)
# strangely compelling
and ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:45, archived)
# just uploaded with sound a minute ago :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HGjM9qDy08
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:50, archived)
# I rarely LOL at /board
as much as I just have.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:37, archived)
# glad to be of service :)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:47, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(I helped save b3ta! badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:25, archived)
[challenge entry] HAHA - mind if I park this here?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:25, archived)
# this deserves a click
*click*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:48, archived)
# i once saw this sign described as
'sausages in road'
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:27, archived)
# Now that´s a properly slashed tyre.
I´ll throw in a repost:
(Mr MacTarpaulinsmythe, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:28, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:24, archived)
# :D
Excellent!!!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:24, archived)
# haha
or Freecyclers as they are known these days
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:26, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:27, archived)
# We're Freeglers up here :)
/Splitters!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:27, archived)
# haha
I hate that word though. It doesn't flow properly

I love Freecycle though - I cleaned out my shed over the weekend and didn't have to take anything to the dump - it was all collected from me within an hour!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:33, archived)
# i hope your sign's in wimbledon
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:27, archived)
# I still love this.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:39, archived)
# haha actually here in Sheffield Busdrivers rather insultingly refer to OAPs
as Wombles - as they wear those big coats, fluffy shoes.

"How's it been on your bus this morning?"
"Got tons of Wombles on at 9 O'Clock!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:28, archived)
# I like that cycle couriers refer to pedestrians as lemmings
because like in the computer game, they just walk wherever they please without looking
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:30, archived)
# Yeah Busdrivers use the same term
"Watch out as you go up High Street it's full of lemmings!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:30, archived)
# That would be an excellent film
it would be unless Hollywood beat you to it first and then they will ruin the franchise!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:34, archived)
# It might
but not if it involved Uwe Boll D:
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:37, archived)
# I actually laughed out loud.
This is funny.
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:45, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:31, archived)
# in London they're called "Twirlies"
as they don't get free buses until 9am, but get to the bus stops at 8.50 and ask the drivers "am I too early?"
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:51, archived)
# Ha!
Had an urge to write this underneath an underground/overground sign on a Picadilly train this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:31, archived)
# hahaha!
all aboard to.....

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:31, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(twattybanjo, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:31, archived)
# TUBELOLS
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:40, archived)
# salad cream on pancakes?
bleugh
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:42, archived)
# Salad cream goes on anything.
And doubles as a corpse balming product also.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:51, archived)
# god, that's making me hungry
i could spend all day on there
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:50, archived)
# that's great!
(Pork Pie for Sloane Square? As if any Sloane ranger would eat such a proletarian snack!)

TfL are very touchy about the copyright though. You're gonna get sued :p

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:51, archived)
# COME TRY IT, BITCHES
I did this and B3ta haven't been sued for making it into a t shirt yet!

(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:07, archived)
# oh, I didn't know you did that!
It's very good, well done mr. boards of canada fan.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:10, archived)
# Meh. they might as well sue me while they're at it.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:28, archived)
#
good.
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:38, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:58, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
genuine LOLs are hard to come by, but this did it for me!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 8:03, archived)
# yeah been done before...
still cracks me up though!
(Nam_Rood, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 23:22, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:14, archived)
# Great hummus!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:15, archived)
# ha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:15, archived)
# *boke*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:15, archived)
# Pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:17, archived)
# It's not well hidden
it's like some intergalatic snack coming to destroy the world!

hehe - excellent :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:16, archived)
# I for one welcome our revolting chickpea-based overlords.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:17, archived)
# I thought I was alone in hating 'dips'
Salsa is my one concession to that dark world
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:19, archived)
# Homemade salsa.
Mmmmmmmm.....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:20, archived)
# my homemade guacamole is ace (if I do say so myself)
largely because it contains no mayonnaise, that filthy product of the devil's own cock
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:36, archived)
# o_0
What do you have with chips, then???

Strictly speaking, it shouldn't be mayo, it should be Fritesaus. That stuff is truly ambrosia.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:38, archived)
# I hate those dip selction packs
they are full of horrid preservatives and glossing agents

but fresh dips are fine, and that includes the Hummus and teh Taramasalatatastatas
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:21, archived)
# It's the suspicious 'white' one that alleges it's content to be sour cream,
but has the taste and consistency of Tetrion.

*bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:23, archived)
# what is Tetrion?
also: b3ta.com/board/10005726
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:24, archived)
# It's like an outdoor Polyfilla (i.e. something not for Human Consumption)
also: and yes, the one near Southampton, well - more New Forest, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:26, archived)
#
memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Tetryon
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:28, archived)
# I'd add a nice Tzatziki to that list...
And maybe a sour cream and chive or similar...

But hummus is the foulest substance known to humanity.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:27, archived)
# Nom Nom Nom.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:18, archived)
# hahaha
I've always thought 'Hidden Dips and Rumble Strips' to be a good name for an album, by a shit band
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:20, archived)
# *hastily hides that idea under large pile of papers*
Sorry, what we we talking about?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:24, archived)
# I never know
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:26, archived)
# Toploader: The B sides collection
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:28, archived)
# haha!
I have re-listed to Starsailor recently - very enjoyable
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:37, archived)
# haha
please have this ancient pea...
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is as puzzled as the oyster, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:20, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:31, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:40, archived)
# that'll go just right with my
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahahaha
and a pea...

(twattybanjo, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:23, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:33, archived)
# haha!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Time to roast some peas
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:12, archived)
# Up steps Prodigy...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:14, archived)
# reposting cunt!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Q&D
(captain.kilt Whatever you're gonna do, do it fast!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:12, archived)
[challenge entry] .


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(I helped save b3ta! badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:11, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:12, archived)
# *chuckle*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:12, archived)
# ace
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:12, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:13, archived)
# Welcome to Brockenhurst.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:20, archived)
# Brockenhurst near Southampton?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:22, archived)
# yes indeed...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:33, archived)
[challenge entry] yes, yes i know too late fat boy.....


so I won't compo it then.

*mutters about being faster next time*
(I helped save b3ta! oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:09, archived)
# Compo's open for four weeks
Do it!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:09, archived)
# I should also pay attention then
*does it*

(I helped save b3ta! oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:15, archived)
# I am looking forward to the WWII British branded Daleks
being in the shops in time for Christmas :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:10, archived)
#
*stalks*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:12, archived)
# *grooms*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:15, archived)
# I'm actually looking forward to Saturday's episode
It won't live up to the hype, but Spitfires in space shooting a Dalek ship?
It's what Saturday Nights were invented for, apart from being alright for fighting
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:11, archived)
# They're just getting a little action in.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:12, archived)
# I am also very excited
Daleks AND Amy Pond in HD

*dribbles*
(I helped save b3ta! oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:16, archived)
# She's an attractive redhead, with a slight scottish lilt to her voice
Doctor Who now meets all my cultural needs
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:19, archived)
# I'm most excited by ian McNeice playing Churchill
but that's because I'm sad
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:17, archived)
# to be honest, that's the part I'm looking forward to the most as well :)
He's great
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:20, archived)
# I'm friends with his nephew
I've been pestering him about it since last week's trailer...when can we hang out with your uncle Ian?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:22, archived)
# Oh, the man's a legend
in film geeky circles anyway.

He's right up there with Shane Rimmer, Ed Bishop and Bill Hootkins
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:27, archived)
# tbh I've been pestering him since he was in Ace Ventura 2
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:37, archived)
# This is from the Doctor Who episode with Winston Churchill? Isn't that aired this Saturday?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:11, archived)
# yes indeedy
*gets excited*
(I helped save b3ta! oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Another in similar vein...


Pretty sure something very like this has been done in a prior compo, and aApologies for posting two similar pics in such rapid succession.

I think this is where my deja vu is coming from, and in hindsight the punchline was mine so I hereby claim the gag! Where is Evilscary these days anyhow?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:55, archived)
# Haha
not seen it before, so have a woo
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:57, archived)
# Made me chuckle.
Clicked.
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:57, archived)
# at least its a opposite
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:02, archived)
# Excellent
Click
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:05, archived)
# Happy b3taday :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:07, archived)
# Cheers
Pity this doesn't have a sign

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:08, archived)
# And this isn't opposite

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:09, archived)
# OH HAI MY ORIGINAL PHOTO!
Woohoo!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:18, archived)
# You!
Candles!

*offers cake*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:09, archived)
# Thanks
I'd rather have a job, but that'll do :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:10, archived)
# You and me both kiddo.
I'm so broke I had to shop in Morrisons yesterday.

That it's come to this. *hangs head in shame*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:14, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:20, archived)
# hahah!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:12, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Well done Baz!! *Click* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:45, archived)
[challenge entry] My typical booze consumption.
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:14, archived)
# Very witty.
I chuckled.
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Does this count?

can be embiggened
(Redbull_(UK) pfffft, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:49, archived)
# No because it ain't true!
Men are the worse parkers going as they are nearly all selfish bastards ;)

Also I bet that it was a man driving that car and decided "Fuck it I'll park here!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:50, archived)
# having witnessed parking by both men and women in my company carpark
I can authoritatively inform you that people who work in marketing are the worst
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:53, archived)
# too busy indulging in 'Blue Sky Parking'
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:55, archived)
# they are breaking through the boundaries of parking space awareness
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:56, archived)
# in order to come up with the new paradigm
in stationary automotive location solutions.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:59, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:01, archived)
# They're always thinking outside the box
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:02, archived)
# Statistics - else it ain't true!
:D haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:55, archived)
# hmmm
in a recent survey of car park users, 49% said they were not not in favour of a reduction of post implementation strategic brand realignments with regards to a more positive influential car parking accuracy expectation philosophy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:58, archived)
# That's more like it
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:59, archived)
# we're only selfish because there's fewer parking spaces around when women have parked over two spaces
*runs*
;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:53, archived)
# in our work carpark, double parking is only allowed when the car park is full
yet it always tends to be women who start double parking close to the entrance long before the car park fills up
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:56, archived)
# I have great difficulty parking when I go to work because male drivers have
done exactly what you accuse women of doing - in fact it's getting very bad at work because some of the selfish bastards (always men) decide they will park in a way that permits them to make a quick get-away after work but totally blocks everybody else from moving out of the carpark - it has been noted but these individuals (did I mention they are men?) keep doing it.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:59, archived)
# let their tyres down
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:01, archived)
# Then everybody gets blocked in regardless
on some occassions it has been neccessary to get a few engineers out to bounce it out of the way.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:06, archived)
# I had to get the HR director out of a board meeting to move her car once. All the PAs and receptionists had gone home for the night
I had to prime myself properly in order not to do it with the minimum inconvenience to the (very private) meeting and to draw as little attention to myself as possible.

It didn't stop all the directors and board members from stopping and looking at me though.

I've had to wear a fake beard ever since
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:09, archived)
# I'd go with the most people (boys with and without winkles) being utterly rubbish drivers generally,
parking being merely an extension of lousy driving.

That said, the 3 times I've been knocked off my push bike, it's been by non-males.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:05, archived)
# Hairdressers?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:05, archived)
# Bwahahaha!
I've always found that the word 'Hairdresser' is completely interchangeable with the phrase 'MR2 Driver'.

Casual Bigotry FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:07, archived)
# there there poppet
keep your knickers on, they should be allowed to park where they like, because they're men and their jobs must be more important than yours
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:05, archived)
# where's my hard hat?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:06, archived)
# ..
there there poppet
keep Put
they should be allowed to park where they like, because they're men and their jobs must be more important than yours Love, and make me a cup of tea
/Monkfish
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:07, archived)
# *coffee/monitor unexpected interface scenario*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:09, archived)
# I'm a busdriver, and so are they.
it's the same thing with the buses they (men) always park at the busstops with their tail ends stuck out (a common male trait apparently) ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:08, archived)
# I reckon (seriously) that you should have the right to just ram them out of the way.
You'd probably need a slightly more armoured bus, something a bit more Mad Max style, but by god it would be entertaining!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:12, archived)
# Entertaining? fuck yeah! that would make me actually love my job
rather than simmering in resentful resignment that "at least it's a job"

Mad Max Style Maiden in an Armoured Bus - sign me up!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:15, archived)
# maybe if you did too
you'd get paid the same
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:14, archived)
# lol
Do they still pay different rates where you work haha if women accept that then they get was they fucking deserve - get Unionised and get equal pay!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:19, archived)
# I don't have a job
and I'm really just posting anything that will get me some human contact. This is the longest conversation I've had in three days.
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:23, archived)
# Aww *hug*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:29, archived)
# I saw a lady bus driver this morning driving on the right hand side of the road
because she didn't think she could get the bus down the left-hand side (there's a little pedestrian-crossing island thing in the middle)

she got undertaken by a man driving a long-wheelbased transit towing a large trailer who fit through the gap on the left perfectly, which then caused no end of confusion when they both met another bus coming the other way

I decided I'd wait for the next one
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:16, archived)
# That wasn't very likely to happen twice in one day now, was it?
Silly emvee.

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:18, archived)
# I'm not saying all women drivers are perfect
but that's a long way from saying all women are rubbish drivers.

As a busdriver I've seen many many women drivers who I've wanted to pull out of their car by their bleached blonde (roots showing) hair and slap them across the face. But instead I have to grin and bear it as they pull across my bus into the bus lane and park up to let a friend out etc.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:22, archived)
# I wasn't suggesting this anecdote proves a rule at all
but at the time I was just staring, going "what the bloody hell is she doing?"

in the event I found that they've dug all the roads up again (after filling them in what, three weeks ago) and it was far quicker to walk to the station
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:33, archived)
# *applauds*
Oh yes, yes indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:50, archived)
# hahahaha! Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:52, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:10, archived)
[challenge entry] hehehehe

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:19, archived)
# That's Fab.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:22, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:45, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Morning
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:33, archived)
# Hahaha
Nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:34, archived)
# Fuck me.
I've only just noticed that this challenge is based (loosely) on my suggestion.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:39, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll just slip this in here
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:46, archived)
# *fails to get sports question*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:47, archived)
# *fails to get history question*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:49, archived)
# *fails to get the joke*
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:59, archived)
# also
Sports always ruins my game
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:49, archived)
# That, Shirley, is at the very least one of the building-blocks of irony.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:50, archived)
# The best chance I have these days
is that I might remember one from last time I played :/
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:52, archived)

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