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[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:38, archived)
# Arf!
At least it's not a cycle lane.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:40, archived)
# 2OOO QUID???????
...200 more like....fiddling bastards pocket the difference
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:45, archived)
# haha what
www.framleyexaminer.com/pages/fron001
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:58, archived)
# remakes are mostly pish...
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:23, archived)
# Forgot to watch
or possibly was avoiding it
(I helped save b3ta! Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:34, archived)
# I saw the preview a while back and knew it wouldn't really work
I was ready to give it a go despite being a former Six of One member
i.e. total Prisoner nerd
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:34, archived)
# *High Fives*
fellow Prisoner Nerd
(I helped save b3ta! Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:41, archived)
# I was not a Member though
and I am not a member still
(I helped save b3ta! Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:41, archived)
# We stopped membership a few years ago
but hubby occasionally wrote for their magazine and whole family were in a couple of fan movies made during various conventions.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:46, archived)
# I have one of the soundtrack CDs.
The Cat and Mouse Nightclub Band music is one of the funniest tracks I've ever heard.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:52, archived)
# The original was pretentious crap in the first place.
Patrick McGoohan admitted to pretty much making it up as he went along and not knowing what it meant.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:41, archived)
# ummm
wasn't that rather the point?
(I helped save b3ta! Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:42, archived)
# ?
The point was that it made no sense, or that it was pretentious?
Either way, no reason to be precious about some TV show from 40 plus years ago.
Not that I watched the new one.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:47, archived)
# It hardly counts as sacrilege,
it was just a pointless thing to remake. Come up with your own ideas, TV people!

The point was that it made no literal sense, and anything metaphorical is pretentious to some people.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:49, archived)
# Fair enough. But expecting original thinking from tv producers is a big ask these days :)
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:54, archived)
# He knew well what it meant,
the problem is he couldn't explain what it meant, because he didn't think it in words. The show itself is the only way he could express it. "It means what it is."
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:44, archived)
# It also didn't help that Lew Grade pulled out of funding the show
The were suppossed to do two series of 13.
But in the end McGoohan had to wrap everything in about 4 episodes, what would have been the 2nd series.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 15:06, archived)
# and it wasn't me who deleted the posts...
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 0:29, archived)
# Just how bad was it...?
I couldn't bring myself to watch (and I forgot to record it)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 15:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Originally posted this on
the lib dems ratm group thing.

(I helped save b3ta! thyrf as in turf, but not, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:22, archived)
# heh
I think it's worth a reply
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 0:02, archived)
# Would. You. Like. A. Cup. Of. Tubby. Custard?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:12, archived)
#
haha click
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:14, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
how are you doin mr.wil?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:14, archived)
# I am remarkably ill actually,
not entirely sure why, tests ongoing, but starting to feel a tad better lately.

Think flu + gut rot + pneumonia

Been over a week, starting to worry...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:17, archived)
# oh sorry to hear that
i hope you get better soon fellah
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:18, archived)
# Well they do say what don't kill you makes ya stronger,
of course that does depend upon ya making it past the killing milestone!

However, whiskey is a great helper in such situations! Great in Lemsip! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:26, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:14, archived)
# I would frickin' love some tubby custard.
That stuff looked tasty as hell!
(I helped save b3ta! guffguff fuckes your gradeds balls!, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:16, archived)
# It looked like Angel Delight
which is a gateway drug.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:18, archived)
# I'd have grown up angry as well if I'd been the victim of pink bukkake.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:21, archived)
# Oh god! You know it's bad
when you buy two packs of the stuff, mix one up into the usual mix, and make one with twice as much milk to have as a milkshake while you're waiting for it to set.

I've thought about snorting some too to get me through the walk home from the shops.
(I helped save b3ta! guffguff fuckes your gradeds balls!, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:22, archived)
# they're the new chav G.T.I Sport versions :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:22, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I see that both of my Doctor Spang gifs are from tonight's episode :D



(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:32, archived)
# hahah :D
brilliance
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:33, archived)
# POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:35, archived)
# yes please.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:23, archived)
# bet they all talk effeminate too:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:25, archived)
# AGAINAGAIN! AGAINAGAIN!
\o/ 'ave a click
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:30, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:31, archived)
# Daleks!
By Swatch!!!!1!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:36, archived)
# :D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 23:07, archived)
# lol
That was the 1st thing I said when they popped out of there;
"Well bugger me they've been tellytubburized!"
Woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 7:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Two Fighters Chase A UFO :D
(herman:D, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:10, archived)
# haha, I saw that,
that's why I had to drive in the bus lane.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:11, archived)
# Considerably more realistic than the "original" footage
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:11, archived)
# Watch out for the ash Gordon!!! D:
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:12, archived)
# hahaha...top gun Gordon
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:31, archived)
# Big Plastic Bear in an Alley


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(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 21:59, archived)
# ......trying to not look too suspicious:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:09, archived)
# This would creep me out if encountered
Have a strawberry-jelly golem.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:11, archived)
# Ooh, nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and dirty...
You just know he'd do this if he got the chance as well...



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(I helped save b3ta! guffguff fuckes your gradeds balls!, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 21:44, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 21:45, archived)
# Griffin for PM
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 21:48, archived)
# If Nick Griffin gets elected PM, I'm leaving the country!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 21:52, archived)
# Are you an illegal immigrant?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 21:53, archived)
# ^This
I might stay around for a while and have a go at an assassination job. And while I'm at it, I'll put photographs of Jeremy Kyle all over my bedroom wall and download every single episode of The Jeremy Kyle Show. That way, when I get caught, they'll think that that god-awful show drove me to the killing and cancel it, thus killing two birds with one stone.
(I helped save b3ta! guffguff fuckes your gradeds balls!, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 21:57, archived)
# Would-be griffin assassins? Form an orderly queue, please - I'm first.
edit: just remembered this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=48HUdzoKiPA
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:01, archived)
# Hang on....I haven't decided what I mean by PM yet
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:04, archived)
# Post-Menopausal?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:19, archived)
# Permanent Maiming
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:23, archived)
# Pistachio Masher?
(I helped save b3ta! guffguff fuckes your gradeds balls!, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:26, archived)
# just looking at him makes me feel ill
fuck it, i'm off.
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# Why are they yellow?
Nick Griffin loves the simpsons
(Testicles just for you, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 21:53, archived)
# omg griffin is a chinese shill
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 21:53, archived)
# i would NEVER have sex with him
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 21:56, archived)
# Never ever?
Never ever ever?

What if it magically ended poverty, or war? It's a long shot, but you don't want to rule it out.

Also, he may be an awesome lover.
(I helped save b3ta! guffguff fuckes your gradeds balls!, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:10, archived)
# He's got an eye for the ladies
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:14, archived)
# nah, for like, EVER
and shit
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:19, archived)
[challenge entry] "You have a licence to kill - not break the traffic laws!" - Q
(pricer, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 21:33, archived)
# do pay attention, 007
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# Haha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 21:38, archived)
# likely to what?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 21:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Am I doing this right?
(genghis, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 21:24, archived)
# cracking campaign poster, gromit
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# cheeeeese!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 21:26, archived)
# Im voting for marmite
but i like marmite and cheese together
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 21:33, archived)
# ^this
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# In a jacket potato for lunch.
nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 21:42, archived)
# oooh, yes
with a bit of coleslaw on the side
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# Nice add.
I want one now!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 21:50, archived)
# I like marmite, and I like cheese. But which is best?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 21:44, archived)
# How do I vote for Nora Batty?
(I helped save b3ta! neuro 's cheese game is strong., Sat 17 Apr 2010, 21:34, archived)
# vote bnp, batty, nora party
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 21:38, archived)
# He would have demolished the others in debate
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 21:42, archived)
# 300kb
does it animate? no
well nazi size etc rah rah... seriously though...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 21:54, archived)
# You're quite right.
There ya go.
(genghis, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:03, archived)
# i only noticed because my internet is going so slow!
nice save! lol
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:06, archived)
# Hmm
Skug has a point. In future it's worth remembering that if a picture is a photo then PNG is fucking rubbish and grossly inefficient -- JPG was designed for photos and is much more efficient. If a picture has big solid blocks of colour, on the other hand, JPG is fucking rubbish and makes your picture look like ass -- PNG was designed for things like that.

I'm not really that fussed about filesizes but it's a nerdish equivalent of using a flathead screwdriver on a Phillips screw. It works, but it's not necessarily a good idea.




EDIT: Ta. Ignore my patronising post :) I shall leave it there for posterity so that everyone else can see what a twat I am.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:03, archived)
# that Boris is a right patronising twat
...but I'm *clicking* him anyway(must be love):D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:15, archived)
# aww thanks
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:16, archived)
# Compo it!
(Sciuridae with Paridae How long has it been since I last posted?, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:16, archived)
# ha ha ha.
(I helped save b3ta! Traducer, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 7:22, archived)
# Damn you Iceland!!!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 21:21, archived)
# Already been done, sort of, but not as nicely as this :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 21:25, archived)
# Ah I did wonder if it had
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 21:28, archived)
# why is everyone buying gold..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 21:30, archived)
# It is part of a plan to recreate the famed London street
to attract more country folk to the city.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 21:31, archived)
# and the average mobile phone contains about 24mg of gold, 250mg of silver...hmmmm


WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 21:32, archived)
# some people are under the delusion that gold is Real Money.
I don't know if that's in any way connected.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 21:31, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Testicles just for you, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 21:16, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 21:18, archived)
# it's nice
that you decided to confide in us.
we won't tell anyone, honest
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#
I made if for you...
Homo ;)
(Testicles just for you, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 21:52, archived)
# Shud be pink shurely
and I don't like that 'of'

Make it pink and I'll click it!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 21:21, archived)
# I'm 22, have a degree, and this is how I'm spending my Saturday evening

edit: I meant making this picture, not actually cumming out of the closet!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 21:30, archived)
# Ahaha
Wait till you're 30.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 21:53, archived)
# Exercise time!
I'm still not bored of these.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 21:12, archived)
# corr!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 21:13, archived)
# Bernie Dexter all the way!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 21:16, archived)
# ooh would!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 21:26, archived)
# Ooh, that's nice
I really should have another pop at vectors
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 21:15, archived)
# Do it!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 21:18, archived)
# am i the only one that imagines that she is about to curl a longun?
...dirty sheman!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 21:44, archived)
# :D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:08, archived)
# Woo!
Bouncy bouncy flappy skirt. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 23:27, archived)
# hey you the rocksteady crew!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 21:07, archived)
# WICKED!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 21:08, archived)
# Id vote for this
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 21:08, archived)
# Hahah!
That's cool!
'ning board!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 21:10, archived)
# Beanspin
Like meatspin, but for vegetarians
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 21:10, archived)
# skillz
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 21:10, archived)
# yo yo yo
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 21:13, archived)
# centrifugal force has caused him to lose his tomato sauce coating
by which i mean woo!
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# SKILLZ!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 21:43, archived)
# yeah i can do that
really honestly ....no i cant
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 21:55, archived)
# boyee!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:12, archived)
# hey up!!!!
wahey:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Nipped down the road to throw in some changes...
Earlier: b3ta.com/board/10009980



Zombie safety is paramount!
(I helped save b3ta! Dance Commander invading your personal space, since, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:53, archived)
# lol :D
in brighton you said?

i'll have to look out for this.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:55, archived)
# Yup,
tinyurl.com/y4hdwdf

There.

Watch out for marathon traffic tomorrow!
(I helped save b3ta! Dance Commander invading your personal space, since, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:59, archived)
# aaah, that place
i always look for the beardlsey house when i'm up there and i never bloody find it.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 21:07, archived)
# haha
much better
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:57, archived)
# at least you can smell them coming
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# What does zombie spunk smell of?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 21:04, archived)
# rancid decay
with just a hint of cinnamon
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# Cold baked beans.
(I helped save b3ta! Dance Commander invading your personal space, since, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 21:07, archived)
# Aces - much better :)
Now hopefully *all* the zombies will make it through.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 21:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 21:10, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 21:27, archived)
# a wippet covered in paint.

based on a true story.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:46, archived)
# Yes, I do like your stuff
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:47, archived)
# Reminds me of Aubrey Beardsley
if he got the Alice In Wonderland contract
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:50, archived)
# :D ta (i'm a bit of a nerd for his work)
also, another excuse to post this



(i like the happy globe on your flickr btw, good luck with the comp!)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:53, archived)
# Superb :)
The guy was awesome, one of the many passions my family passed on to me :)

Thankyou! We had so much fun with that photoshoot, I honestly don't care if the whole thing fails miserably, it was worth it for the experience :)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:56, archived)
# aaw bastards :(

but fab picture!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:48, archived)
# kids are like that
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:54, archived)
# i love the look on his face
like he knows he's done wrong and is expecting a kick up the tailpipe
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# Cor!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:49, archived)
# Whippet good now
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:49, archived)
# Thankyou for Devoing up my Saturday
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:51, archived)
# Saturday was made for Devoing.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:52, archived)
# *Dons her flowerpot*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:53, archived)
# a roller is a far better applicator you'll find
'specially for tricky corners:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:44, archived)
# stylish!

(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:45, archived)
# Yay!
There's not enough Chump.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:46, archived)
# I agree
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:47, archived)
# He's the most Tip Top (da da da da)
Man Bear.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:48, archived)
# YAY!
Chump!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:46, archived)
# hahah
That's fantastic!
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:49, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:49, archived)
# had to listen to that twice
just because :)
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# Cor... hidden gusset...
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:48, archived)
# Phwoooarrr... hidden gusset.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 21:09, archived)
# hahaha...gonna drive teh women wild in my new "Action Jeans"...(as if I'm not sexy enough already)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:49, archived)
# GNANG GNANG
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:50, archived)
[challenge entry] shit 'n' quick

'n' shit
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:38, archived)
# is this an anti-circumcision statement?
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:46, archived)
# I'm not sure if I like these new daleks
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:21, archived)
# I like the raspberry one
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:23, archived)
# it's a well-known fact
that in order to make something more menacing you just need to make it brightly coloured and fatter.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:24, archived)
# to make 'em REALLY MENACING stick'em in uniform
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:29, archived)
# Or to make them incredibly scary :
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:43, archived)
# I hope this is an 18 certificate
be giving the kids nightmares otherwise:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:56, archived)
# this would be a better joke
if what you just made wasn't actually a lot better than what we just got from the show.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:28, archived)
# wouldn't watch that pile o' shite if you paid me
was it good then? lol
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:32, archived)
# t'was as it happens
just not the fischer price dalaks.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:35, archived)
# they're all gay:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:36, archived)
# They just look silly and unrealistic now.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:43, archived)
# when i see all the new dalek colours
the first thing that comes to mind is some fucker in a bbc office saying "hey, if we make loads of different coloured daleks, we can make people buy them all!"
cunts.
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# MMMMMMMMM....smell that lovely "Corporate thinking" smell
deeeelicious.......(ME NOSE IS BLOCKED)!!!!1
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# smells like bullshit and despair
with a faint whiff of brimstone
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# watching the "confidential" didn't help that
...the writers couldn't think of a role for all of them so the 5th just has a random name? so why are there 5?
plot then toy range, not t'other way around! this is not tansformers.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:44, archived)
# i didn't watch confidential
i turned over to mythbusters instead
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# Yeah - transformers is just a silly programme for kids!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:50, archived)
# Dunno what U mean...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:40, archived)
# what hump?
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# my hump
my humpy humpy hump

(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 21:04, archived)
# GO GO POWER RANGER DALEKS!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 21:11, archived)
#

(herman:D, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:12, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Testicles just for you, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:02, archived)
# But can he dance like a Dodo?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:03, archived)
# give him some orange juice and find out
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# am i the only one that is reminded of ice age when they see that advert?
just wanna kick it off a cliff
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:06, archived)
# give it a melon
it'll be too distracted to sing
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# I keep thinking
that right after the ad ends, the dodo looks around and realises the horrible truth : he's alone. Completely alone. His entire species went extinct hundreds of years ago. The only intelligent lifeforms in the area are the same ones that caused that extinction. And that, should he remain in the area, he may be killed and eaten, or captured and dissected.
There's also the side effects of being refleshed and reanimated. Without a constant supply of 5 Alive, his flesh will decay, trapping his soul within a foul-smelling chunk of rotting birdmeat.

It must suck to be a dodo.
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# your mind is truly disturbed, tribs
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# Look
It's not my fault advertisers don't think the plots to their ads all the way through. They don't consider the possible outcomes, the terrible consequences of their tampering with nature. Nor the Reanimator-esque portrayal of their 5 Alive protoblood.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:14, archived)
# i was going to accuse you of frankinstein-esque weirdness
but your use of the word protoblood has reminded me of my beloved kai
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# lexx and the giant lesbians or something wasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:18, archived)
# that was lyekka
she ate japan
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# i remember japan
it was so nice in the summer, wait im thinking of jam, yes i like jam
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:23, archived)
# and jam isn't full of japanese people
and possibly godzilla
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# i'm easily confused
i do like jam though :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:36, archived)
# i'm not so keen on jam
i like marmite
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# where can i buy dodo meat?
i'm hungry
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:18, archived)
# Given time, a cloning lab and a suitable DNA sample, Waitrose
"Surprise! We brought you back from the dead using the miracle of science, just so we could see what you taste like."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 21:10, archived)

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