too many chartshere's a thing ive been working on for the past 2 hours
she will have a proper face and hat, working from the bottom up
click for full size
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she will have a proper face and hat, working from the bottom up
click for full size
Paintmash,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 3:19,
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nice work!...but I think everyone is a little freaked out about the hair :)
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 3:32,
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i too would work from her bottom upAnd other euphanisms as I see fit.
Nice work!
(Nice work!
Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway...,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 3:58,
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best thing ever!!* Makes more pancakes *
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 2:46,
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I have hicups i don't like them make them stop its like something is trying to force its way out of my tummy
Mu Dinofiddler,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 2:49,
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hiccoughs piss me off PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 2:50,
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from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HiccupDigital rectal massage has been recommended as a remedy that causes immediate cessation of hiccups and which should be tried before resorting to drugs
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 2:57,
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I'm gonna have to try this next time.I sometimes get hiccoughs when I am outside in the cold trying to smoke a cigarette. I wonder if I have to keep my finger in there the whole time
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 3:00,
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I get thatwhich is why I prefer my tobacco smoke in enema form.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 3:00,
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I save money by making my own.Simply blow cigarette smoke through a straw into a water-filled condom. Tie the condom at the top and place in the freezer. Once solid they may be 'peeled' and inserted at your convenience.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 4:23,
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you should totally patent this.
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 5:32,
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I'm trying this at the momentIt's really difficult to keep the air bubble in the middle of the water.
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 5:36,
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ok, well it worked on my dog PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 3:06,
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hmmmmmwell if that works
although taking someone's cock up there would be better, the contractions from the last few hiccups would finish them off real quick
(although taking someone's cock up there would be better, the contractions from the last few hiccups would finish them off real quick
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 3:03,
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I looked up the articlewww.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/2299306?dopt=Abstract
From the abstract:
"A 60-year-old man with acute pancreatitis developed persistent hiccups after insertion of a nasogastric tube. Removal of the latter did not terminate the hiccups which had also been treated with different drugs, and several manoeuvres were attempted, but with no success. Digital rectal massage was then performed resulting in abrupt cessation of the hiccups. Recurrence of the hiccups occurred several hours later, and again, they were terminated immediately with digital rectal massage."
I like the way they seemed to move on to the digital rectal massage for no particular reason.
(,
Fri 23 Apr 2010, 7:55,
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From the abstract:
"A 60-year-old man with acute pancreatitis developed persistent hiccups after insertion of a nasogastric tube. Removal of the latter did not terminate the hiccups which had also been treated with different drugs, and several manoeuvres were attempted, but with no success. Digital rectal massage was then performed resulting in abrupt cessation of the hiccups. Recurrence of the hiccups occurred several hours later, and again, they were terminated immediately with digital rectal massage."
I like the way they seemed to move on to the digital rectal massage for no particular reason.
ALL THE WAY IN Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 2:53,
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beautiful*wipes a little tear*
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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 2:59,
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I'll say this once.Full saturation, primary colors, bring me joy. They always did, but now more than ever. My son has low green sensitivity, a kind of color blindness; it means dark purple, dark green, and dark gray are all the same to him. His favorite color? Green. He is not color blind, per se. I therefore want to give him as much color as possible. For the simple, this means full saturation.
Full saturation could use a popularity boost. So I click with Thor's hammer.
Mu, keep it coming. Low green sensitivity is the most common form of 'color blindness' and affects a shockingly large number of Men. It even seems to seguey into the meme that men cannot match colors. TMI: it's on the X chromosome, so women rarely have it.
Welp, that's the news. Cherish your senses.
(Full saturation could use a popularity boost. So I click with Thor's hammer.
Mu, keep it coming. Low green sensitivity is the most common form of 'color blindness' and affects a shockingly large number of Men. It even seems to seguey into the meme that men cannot match colors. TMI: it's on the X chromosome, so women rarely have it.
Welp, that's the news. Cherish your senses.
I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 3:53,
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get your vest on(
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 2:35,
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dammit! *dons kevlar*edit: i'm sure we had a compo along similar lines to this a few months ago...
alpaca muffalo bozzerella,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 2:37,
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ah, that's goodbecause i sometimes have deja-vus of things that never actually occurred before...
( alpaca muffalo bozzerella,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 2:43,
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sadly, most of the image challenges lately have been recycled ideas.thousands of suggestions and it's usually some last minute piece of crap by a "popular" boarder
we might as well just take them from fark or worth1000 or cracked or freakingnews or something
(we might as well just take them from fark or worth1000 or cracked or freakingnews or something
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 2:55,
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Stupid melon [idiot] plants melons, growing a stupid melon. Only with stupid melons, can China be saved. gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 2:35,
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Correctly identify normal/natural bodily phenomenon – nocturnal emissions, each month emissions once or more is not a problem, ordinarily do not play with reproductive organs.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 2:40,
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A BONER IS FOR LIFE, NOT JUST FOR CHRISTMAS Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 2:58,
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hehei remember seeing something based on this at reading when offspring were playing years ago...
( alpaca muffalo bozzerella,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 2:50,
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Dump garbage on the streets, death to your father.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 2:26,
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Pile shitrags in an alley, INVISIBLE MIND CONTROL Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 2:29,
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Rather have blood flow like rivers, than to have another [child].
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 2:31,
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HERION = EVIL Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 2:31,
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Low speed trucks carrying both people and goods, illegal ridership is a good way to see the lord of hell.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 2:32,
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I figure I'll be seeing the lord of hell sooner or later Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 3:26,
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Pick up vegetables, steal vegetables, low class and shameful.
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dogfish,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:12,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: General election: Other / Spoilt ballot"){kind=small}
here's an entry for the spoil your ballot election compo.
edit i couldn't bring myself to put vote tory in the tory box.
tickle I was away,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 2:25,
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Comment marked as spam
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 2:49,
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I'm looking for vgl white guys only who r athletic looking and in shape and well hung 7.5-9 to open my hole tonight
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 2:13,
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Person stealing manhole covers: get caught and your hands will be chopped off.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 2:21,
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Steal scallions, death to your children.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 2:24,
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floooooooooooooowchartsooooooooooooohhhhh!!!....
*starts over*
(*starts over*
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 2:22,
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so it's the bass that brings out JPG artifacts*takes notes*
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 1:54,
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it makes sense nowIf I have my music on loud when I am saving an image, wouldn't the hard drive assembly be vibrating a bit -- hence causing the image to blur a little?
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 2:00,
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I'LL SAY IT DOES
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 2:28,
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FUN TIME, OOH, OOH IT'S A FUN OLD FUCKING TIME
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 2:34,
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oh dear,,, geeses with rubberbands coming out of their eyes, drawing bouncy blue ball ever closerwhos beak will peirce it
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 2:36,
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Meanwhile in Iran.......
Click for bigger (408 kb)
.....Well they did warn us about women dressing promiscuously.
although it might take a while,and a lot of throtting
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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier.,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 1:43,
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"reality check!"If you was a normal man in one of those tiny cars in that scene and you happen to engage your teeney wang into said "humanculess"!.. she'd probably not notice.
Bonus for us blokes, eh?.. bang a way til snooze time and not worry about the 'after' cuddle.. (lmao)
(Bonus for us blokes, eh?.. bang a way til snooze time and not worry about the 'after' cuddle.. (lmao)
mikenco,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 1:53,
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post'wacca wacca' joke here.
this is becoming a bit pie-dictive
(this is becoming a bit pie-dictive
pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier.,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 1:46,
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shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazooooooooooooooooooooooooom. that'll do it.
( pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier.,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 1:36,
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you could always masterbate to pass the timeor you could watch me kill some rainbow coloured dinosaurs...
(,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 1:36,
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instead off masterbating, you could spell mesterbarte wrongly.
( pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier.,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 1:38,
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well, I for one, have had it up to here of them eating all of my these(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 1:44,
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They're magnetically attracted to food colourant :( Mu Dinofiddler,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 1:53,
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all day brunch anyone?
or an all day breakfast
pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier.,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 1:36,
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Do those even still exist?Also, the hand looks odd - probably it's meant to be someone eagerly tossing food into their mouth, but it could just as easily be a finger about to go down the throat to induce vomiting.
( Bob Todd whee,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 1:39,
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I could do an all day brekkie right now..Egg, Bacon, Sausage, Tomatoes, hash browns, mushrooms..
( mikenco,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 1:39,
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a very good local breakie for me conists of....hash brown, sausages, egg, beans, bacon, fried bread, bread n butter, and tea.
or the alternative, mushrooms, bacon, tomato, beans, fried bread, sausage, egg, toast and a copy of the sun.
(or the alternative, mushrooms, bacon, tomato, beans, fried bread, sausage, egg, toast and a copy of the sun.
pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier.,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 1:50,
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oops, before the alternative, the hash, saus, egg, bacon fried slice, b nb and tea comes with chips.first bread and butter makes a bacon n sausage sandwich, second makes a chip butty, all within breakfast.
( pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier.,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 1:53,
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Be fair!It's only 100% because "Pets Win Prizes" isn't on at the moment.
( Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:42,
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As it's 1am I feel safe posting a WIP.
CFB (145kb) CFB is about a third the size of the canvas I'm using.
'Ning B3ta! How do? Show me your WIPs (WsIP?) and sketches and shit in my thread if you want.
Bob Todd whee,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 1:05,
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Well?.. explain the techniques..Just because this is the drunk shift :))
(I do like it)
((I do like it)
mikenco,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 1:08,
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GIMP with a tablet.I could have done it with a mouse but that amount of work would have taken me 4-5 days with a mouse. With a tablet I can do that much in an evening.
( Bob Todd whee,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 1:10,
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Did you do it all from scratch on the pad?
I did this using pencil and scans first. (I'm too poor to own a tablet)
Biggerer
mikenco,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 1:13,
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No, I drew and inked it on paper first and scanned it in.I did some from-scratch digital sketches earlier but I'm not very good at those yet. It's different from using a pen. (Mine was a present; I don't think I would ever have bought one for myself.)
Yay Penrose triangles!
(Yay Penrose triangles!
Bob Todd whee,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 1:14,
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Oh cool..I feel more adequate now :)Your pic is so much better though.
( mikenco,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 1:16,
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Oooh prettyYour colouring technique is much better now. I like the understated tones and lack of harsh outlines. Will have to check your stuff more often on Dev Art :)
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Zumf Ham banjo,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 1:10,
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I haven't been active on dART for weeks; it's gone about as shit as YouTube.I post pictures only to Fur Affinity and my LiveJournal now.
Edit: Oh, how rude of me. Thank you! :D
(Edit: Oh, how rude of me. Thank you! :D
Bob Todd whee,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 1:12,
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Are you guilty of only checking your Dev Art account about once a year?.. I am
( mikenco,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 1:18,
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I used to check it first thing every internet session,and refresh it regularly throughout. Then I started getting bored with it and one day just packed it in.
( Bob Todd whee,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 1:33,
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always ware a condemalways.
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 1:01,
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Nah, it's all bollocks..Whom ever wins, shit never changes. We are just flotsam in the ever waning tide of crap.
( mikenco,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 1:05,
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Only if you read the Guardianotherwise switch the parties from left to right for a real representation of the British press.
(,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 1:09,
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InterestingBut still - the press will suck up to whomever is in power..
(,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 2:20,
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Important information about cakes.
camp freddy well, would you look at that!,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 0:46,
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CAKE IS REAL!do not reject teh battenburg!
( camp freddy well, would you look at that!,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 0:55,
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Yeah but.."The Battenburg Disaster"Hydrogen'n'all.. that went down, big time.
(1937, not a good year for cake)
((1937, not a good year for cake)
mikenco,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 0:58,
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"Hindenburg, you idiot..""oh yeah"
Damn, b3ta is quiet these days..
(Damn, b3ta is quiet these days..
mikenco,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 2:06,
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hehehehthat font reminds me of Chicago on the Mac classic
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 1:03,
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you have someone with 4 eyes and 2 chins resting on your smileyguy PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 0:49,
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(This challenge is still open)
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 0:46,
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You missed outThe "very quick 5 minute survey" that actually lasts 35 minutes. "No no really please sir please 5 minutes" etc. Then "please take me off your list, okay?" followed by a loop back to the start.
I have so much hate for Exevo.
(,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 1:01,
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I have so much hate for Exevo.
SHAKE THAT THING Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 0:22,
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you and mofaha may have contributed to my new wallpaper, see for yourself, i know the sun is mo's for surewww.b3ta.com/board/10015296
EDIT:and you too cockweasle
(,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 0:24,
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EDIT:and you too cockweasle
ahhhahhh awesomeno, none of those are mine.
mofaha, Cockweasle, atomic, Bargearse, and your good self, certainly
(mofaha, Cockweasle, atomic, Bargearse, and your good self, certainly
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 0:30,
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Now I feel sad that I've never made a freebase picture. Mu Dinofiddler,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 0:31,
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i did one ONE timethe FBI was at my door less than 30 minutes later.
DON'T do it
(DON'T do it
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 0:34,
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i want to make a t-shirt with his face printed on itbut my ultimate dream is a rubber mask of his face, then i would die happy
(,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 0:35,
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NO TIME LIKE THE PRESENT TIME
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 0:36,
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that one i have is from a still gif, but here's is the original, not much better(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 0:56, archived)
well yeahwww.pbase.com/thestateforbidsme/image/83358529
if you mean one with the monitor cloned out, Haku did one, Bloop did one, I did my own
(if you mean one with the monitor cloned out, Haku did one, Bloop did one, I did my own
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 2:31,
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this is amazing ahhahaaI can imagine freebase pulling on a night out, going back to their house and seeing this on the wall in a windowless room, a la Alan Partridge
(,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 1:09,
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you're rightit has been my favorite so far, and I am guilty of scrolling right past it without clicking 'I like this!' or replying.
So now I am doing both.
(So now I am doing both.
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 1:01,
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I wasn't going to click itbut then someone kept saying "aaahh go on"...
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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:16,
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DING DING DING!(
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 0:23,
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they have a fight, Triangle wins Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 0:37,
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Clegg'sClog
Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Wed 21 Apr 2010, 23:42,
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has he got a tulip up his arse? KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants,
Wed 21 Apr 2010, 23:57,
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He was a shoe-in candidateOr a candidate in shoe.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 22 Apr 2010, 0:00,
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