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# Fix bayonets!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:42, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:43, archived)
# Hahahaha...
That fits a treat!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:44, archived)
# Oh that's excellent.
but it also gives me an excuse to trot this back out.

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:48, archived)
#
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Mon 10 May 2010, 18:41, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:44, archived)
# And then he was the zombie.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:44, archived)
# Nicely done as always Ninj
Reminds me of your Scrooged Philip?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:46, archived)
# I see what you mean :)

Ooh and cheers sir! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:59, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 10 May 2010, 13:47, archived)
# hahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:47, archived)
# Dood.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:48, archived)
# You know the line...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:40, archived)
# Still riffing on Airplane than?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:41, archived)
# Cameron looks comfortable in that get-up....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:41, archived)
# "Bad news. The fog's getting thicker."
"And Prescott is getting larrrrrger!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:42, archived)
# *tea/mouth evacuation*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:43, archived)
# "Nicky, have you ever been in a... in a British Cabinet?"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:50, archived)
# arf!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:55, archived)
# hahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 May 2010, 13:59, archived)
# That's no moon?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:43, archived)
# hahaha
that fits quite well
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 May 2010, 13:50, archived)
# hahahahaha
nice one Arch - and yes 'the line'!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 May 2010, 13:49, archived)
# I want to wish you both good luck. We're all counting on you.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:53, archived)
# Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit pressing f5.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:55, archived)
# Well you can tell your boys to stuff it

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:57, archived)
# 'Der Angriff'
My 29yr old brother's attempt at drawing...
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 10 May 2010, 13:26, archived)
# Pandageddon!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:27, archived)
# Pandambusters!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:28, archived)
# Pandemic!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:30, archived)
# Pandapocalypse now!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:31, archived)
# these are all good titles
Pandadeerhunter? :(
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 10 May 2010, 13:33, archived)
# No this is not right. Panda and Deer are separate words. You're supposed to have the second word starting with some of the end letters of panda.
Try again
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:34, archived)
# Panda vs Predator: Reqiuem
:(

edit: Pandracula! ?
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 10 May 2010, 13:37, archived)
# It's close but it's not right. I would have accepted pandalien
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:39, archived)
# 3 Men Panda Baby
Panda's Labyrinth
Pandante's Peak
Pandates of the Caribbean
Pandarris Bueller's Day Off
The Nutty Pandfessor
Weekend at Bernie's
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:44, archived)
# Pandark crystal
Indipanda Jones
Weekend at Bernie's
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:49, archived)
# Pandarling Buds of May?
Right! I call ALT-COMPO! Who's with me?

Guys?

Anyone?

Hello?

Someone?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:40, archived)
# Pandanalyze this
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:41, archived)
# Former American economist Alan Greenspanda
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:54, archived)
# Pandabidozi!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:36, archived)
# Pandangerous Liasons
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:41, archived)
# Pandanny the champion of the world
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:43, archived)
# I refuse to take part in this pan- fad.
I REFUSE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:39, archived)
# pandattsr
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:40, archived)
# I've been waylaid by sickness, 2CC.
I can sneeze in your mouth for a small fee. You'll be able to get off work for a few days!

This is an opportunity you cannot afford to miss
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:44, archived)
# But I'm on holiday for 2 days.
How about I cure you for a large fee?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:46, archived)
# How about I pay you by sneezing in your mouth?
Bargain of the century!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:47, archived)
# That's a Sad Panda
:'(
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:41, archived)
# well sad
he's being oppressed
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 10 May 2010, 13:43, archived)
# The gnus of pandarone

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Kemp, you say? Time for me to crack out one of these again!
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:25, archived)
# This.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:29, archived)
# Yay!
That'll look great next to my other collection.

Do you like my sexy legs?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:30, archived)
[challenge entry] "By the Powers of Mitchell!"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:25, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:26, archived)
# heheheh
his face is well ross
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 10 May 2010, 13:27, archived)
# Whoa, deja vu
www.b3ta.com/board/10040029
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:33, archived)
# Yeah, I used the old logo on that
And the baby shouldn't have featured on the main stage?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:44, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:33, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Marvelous!! *Click* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:43, archived)
[challenge entry] 100% accurate

Click for bigger and 300+ more doofers.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:23, archived)
# Brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:27, archived)
# Ha ha
The future of goverment hinges on a pile of pie...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Is the election still running?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:22, archived)
# he's like a sibling who has been playing the playstation for hours and won't hand it over.

YOU: "c'mon, gimme a go, you've been playing all afternoon"

SIBLING: "fuck off, i still have all my lives left"

YOU: ".....cunt"
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:30, archived)
# Gordon gets desperate...
(I helped save b3ta! teedyay, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:09, archived)
# At least this way everyone* is happy
not including Lib Dem supporters.....but hey who voted for them anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:11, archived)
# I love how there was so much fuss about the Lib Dems and wonderman Nick Clegg
then they went ahead and did worse than in 2005 :/
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:13, archived)
# less seats, greater share of the vote
which probably matters little
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:15, archived)
# But got more votes than in 2005,
and a higher percentage of the vote than in 2005, only fewer seats. Hence the wish for PR.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:15, archived)
# Are you enjoying the all the horse-trading?
Because you'd get this all the time with PR...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:24, archived)
# PR is too complicated for ordinary people
some of them can't even manage a single X in a box they've been told to put an X in

PR *might* ensure fairer representation - but I dunno if that in itself is objectively better for the country

the more I read about it, the more it seems unworkable, especially with the British psyche, even if the objective appears to be fairer and more beneficial

yer, it works in other countries, but so do trains, buses, prison systems, schools, the legislature etc.

somebody prove me wrong (or right)

/vacillation blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:31, archived)
# Not to mention the belief that so many people have
that we actually vote for a Prime Minister rather than our constituency MP.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:35, archived)
# Hence presidential-style debates
Useful for voicing policies, particularly for the Lib Dems who are normally ignored, but extremely good at misleading people into thinking that we vote for the Prime Minister.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:40, archived)
# oh yes
I kind of see their point, but it's a bit trite

so in 97 we pretty much knew if we voted Labour we'd get Blair - so he was part of the equation people used when voting - we didn't get that with Gordon, but that's got nothing to do with Gordon, it's down to the Labour party (which we voted for)

I think people just use WTF UNELECTED PM GTFO because they haven't got the guts to say WTF ONE-EYED DOUR JOCK BASTARD GTFO
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:40, archived)
# hahahaha
except commentators on the bbc's have your say.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:47, archived)
# PR's just another system
Three countries off the top of my head with wildly different results from PR: Germany, Italy and Israel. Germany has had a succession of coalition governments but remains the most powerful and wealthiest nation in Europe (and at least where I was living, an extremely high standard of living). Italy has had a succession of coalition governments that up until it was hijacked by Berlusconi had a new PM about once every fifteen minutes, and since then has been more or less riven in two -- people who believe Berlusconi and people who think he's a disgusting, fat, ageing, botox-riddled criminal. Somehow Italy staggers on. And then you've got Israel which has suffered through about 65 years of trying to keep the moderates and the bonkers fucking mad insane shithead religious freaks happy and, as a result, has a foriegn policy that revolves around acting like it's run by bonkers fucking mad insane shithead religious freaks. (No idea what the internal politics is like, not being Israeli and all.)

I don't think there's a conclusion to that, just that the results of a PR system (and yes, I know they're different in each country) really depend on what the country makes of it. I suspect we'll make something drippy and half-assed out of it and it won't work brilliantly but it certainly won't be too bad, and then life will go on exactly as it does right now. Net change to anyone's life: zilch. Then again, I also tend to think that regardless of who's in power the net change to anyone's life (bar those in the Cabinet) is zilch.

Ill-informed and half-baked opinions on the internet? FUCK YEAH.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:45, archived)
# hahaha - now I'm sitting on the fence more than ever
but at least I can pretend I have some authority on it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:53, archived)
# hahahaha good god so long as you're not using me as authority
i didn't call myself ill-informed and half-baked for nothing :D

fence-sitting is a good thing. you can't make a coalition without a bit of fence-sitting...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:03, archived)
# I think this is why they've fine-tuned AV+ specifically for the UK electorate.
It's not just a straight list system.
(Cheddar George, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:30, archived)
# I'm not necessarily saying I am in favour of it,
however, I think it is pretty hard to see someone getting a quarter of the vote and less than 10% of the seats in parliament.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:31, archived)
# haha
Lab/Con coalition ftw

in fact, they should *all* form a sort of talking/debating society for new laws and economic stuff where they *all* get the chance to air their views

I'm gonna suggest it

they could have a special building for it as well, with nice green seats
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:13, archived)
# Why!!! we could call it....a......SENATE!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:15, archived)
# HAHAHAHA....best"last frame"ever
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:12, archived)
# ^This
WYH!
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:13, archived)
# Thank you
You're too kind.
(I helped save b3ta! teedyay, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:17, archived)
# hahahahaha
FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:17, archived)
# ... and the palace stays the same, only the guards ever change ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Hahahaha I knew what was coming
...except for the "daddy" bit ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Ross Kemp


Click for bigger (133 kb)
(cecimasters, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:01, archived)
# Bindun, but nicely done!
A worthy first post.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:05, archived)
# YA
DAS IS EIN BINDUN
Allerdings. Willkommen. Rufen Sie einen Stuhl und manipulieren das Foto eines Kätzchens
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 May 2010, 13:08, archived)
# Wie kommen ich am besten zum Bahnhof, bitte?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:09, archived)
# du musst der Zwergpferd suchen
und ihn schlagen mit einem Sicherheitsgurtel
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Sind Sie Menschen mit Hilfe eines Online-Übersetzer, diese Antworten zu übersetzen?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:18, archived)
# ohne meine Giraffe, kann das Akkordeon nicht klettern die Frisur
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 May 2010, 13:53, archived)
# nicely
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:06, archived)
# Good stuff.
Welcome/pull up/shop etc.

How come we're stuck with Mr Potato Head for the compo? Has he done anything significant of late ever?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:08, archived)
[challenge entry] erm
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:58, archived)
# hahahaha!
my favourite so far
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:00, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 May 2010, 13:00, archived)
# Aren 't you supposed to shop Sharon?
:~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:02, archived)
# is there any need?
I don't mean it in a nasty way, I like curvaceous ladies, but her face has always reminded me of Miss Piggy.

I don't think there's really a nice way to say that ashally.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Greasy talks - Clegg & Cameron update parties


Blog & Archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:51, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
wella wella wella HUH!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:52, archived)
# tell me more, tell me more
Like does he want PR

fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 May 2010, 12:56, archived)
# Tell me more, tell me more
Does his briefcase go by car!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:06, archived)
# haha!
great. now i'm thinking about what nick clegg would look like in skin-tight black leggings and a perm
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:57, archived)
# there's only one way to find out
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 May 2010, 12:58, archived)
# ive just googled it
no luck
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:02, archived)
# Yes.... By peering through the windows of Conservative Central office
As I'm sure Cameron is currently riding a dress wearing Clegg, hard, across a mock leather sofa as we speak. All the while shouting "oooooh how much do you want a cabinet seat Nick?"
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:03, archived)
# And Clegg saying right back, "How much do you want a Cabinet at all?"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:07, archived)
# ha ha, they could keep that up all afternoon.....
IN FACT THAT'S WHY IT'S TAKING SO LONG!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:09, archived)
# FIGHT!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:05, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:57, archived)
# HMMM....I'm looking at Cameron & thinking "genital warts"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:58, archived)
# very nicely done, that man :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:59, archived)
# Simply brilliant as always fella
woo'ed
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:04, archived)
# fuck yeah!
very good :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:09, archived)
# Beautifully done.
Love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Tue 11 May 2010, 11:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Ross's twin brother Rofl :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:41, archived)
# hehe
don't leave him alone with your kids
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 May 2010, 12:48, archived)
# ^ N I C E !
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:49, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha
Excellent stuff! *Click* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Someone played the old "Superglue on the glasses" trick?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:08, archived)
# phil collins?
(prostheses, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Rick Ross Kemp
(cpwn, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:35, archived)
# Wasnt he the lead singer of Deacon Blue?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:36, archived)
# haha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Uncle Albert's gone GANGSTA!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:36, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:26, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Perfick expression.

"Calm down, dear - what's wrong - on the blob or something, are you?"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:28, archived)
[challenge entry]
(twattybanjo, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:34, archived)
# Outstanding!
*click*

What a way to start b3taing for the day!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:35, archived)
# hahaha, nice one :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:40, archived)
# ha ha!
that chocolate is going to melt :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:44, archived)
# Gordon's been to B&Q....
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:03, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 May 2010, 12:05, archived)
# Hahahhahahahahaha
This is actually what is going to happen.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:06, archived)
# He actually went around the doorseal from the inside with a tube of "No-Nails" last Saturday night...
The only way to talk to him is now via the letterbox.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:08, archived)
# :O)
www.b3ta.com/board/10038060
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 10 May 2010, 12:15, archived)
# That's perfect! :)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:19, archived)
# Now cut off the water and electricity
And rename it "The Tomb of the Unknown Politician", a monument to the petty bureaucrats and bickering, self-serving loons of Britain.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:33, archived)
# This.
Maybe apply it to all of Westminster/HoC.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:39, archived)
# and Whitehall, The City and Buckingham Palace
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 May 2010, 12:49, archived)
# Arf!
Needs more 'bigoted'
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:08, archived)
# I for one am glad he is finally involved
(trickyric, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:02, archived)
# he he
"Bear with me......"

.....No really, bear with me.... He's over there, look!

(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:05, archived)
# more chewy:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:19, archived)
# Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:22, archived)
# oh Bear G, you big fakey faker.....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:30, archived)
# haha
I thought you meant BA

FORM A COALITION FOOLS!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 May 2010, 12:06, archived)
# Yeah
"Bear with us while we sell you down the river like we were always going to, you gullible dolts. Electoral reform - did you really think it would happen?"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:07, archived)
# hehe
Cameron: our plans for economic regeneration are non-negotiable.
Clegg: the fiscal stimulus package in our manifesto is fundamentally compatiple with a program of progressive monetary policy.
Bear: RRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:16, archived)
# hahaha ^This^ is wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:20, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:25, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:26, archived)
# hahaha
apropos of not much in particular, I've just found this pic of Lord Adonis

www.toxic-web.co.uk/blog/2010/03/31/
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 May 2010, 12:34, archived)
# pfft
the least appropriately named minister in british history
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:45, archived)
# indeed
he sounds like a male stripper
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 May 2010, 12:48, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:33, archived)
# Kemp. Kemp Kemp Kemp. Kemp? Kemp Kemp!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:48, archived)
# seedlings are coming along nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:49, archived)
# Bring it on
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:52, archived)
# LET'S ROSS!!!!
ahhhhhhahhhhhhhhahhhhhahhhhhhhahhahhahhahhhahhh....ohohwooooah...aye-ayeiowww..
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 10 May 2010, 13:17, archived)
# 143 Kemps actually
The 3rd from the left, 5th row is Derek Thompson, a popular Kemp impersonator.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:01, archived)
[challenge entry] I just couldn't think of one so...

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(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 10 May 2010, 12:03, archived)
# So good, it was compoed twice!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Seemed the most sensible thing to do...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:25, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:25, archived)
# Excellent sir :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:26, archived)
# Cheers Whatto!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:27, archived)
# haha!
this is brill
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:26, archived)
# hahaha :D
In light of the current situation, I am pretty certain the actual protocol, is that the Queen should nip over to Horse guards parade, round up a small platoon and using flash grenades, and small arms fire, storm parliment clearing it room by room and forcibly dissolve the whole mess. Administering bollock/arse kickings as her royal Maj, sees fit.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:29, archived)
# Hell hath no fury like Queen Liz slightly annoyed
She could round up the Family to help out.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:32, archived)
# Andrew piloting a MK4 missile equipped sea king, performing low passes down the Thames
with Harry and Will riding gunners in the open doorways
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:48, archived)
# we seem to be doing ok without a functioning executive at the moment.
i think we should just continue as we are until something bad happens
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:35, archived)
# A sort of "Don't call us, we'll call you" type goverment!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:37, archived)
# Indeed this
"O noes! Nastystan is going to invade us! Quick - call The Government!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:43, archived)
# Exactly
We could give them all pagers like the lifeboatmen. Run the whole thing as a charity like the RNLI.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:49, archived)
# Possibly with an Arnie-style quip at the end of it all?
"Hey Gordon, let off some steam", something like that..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:39, archived)
# "it's just been dissolved"
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:39, archived)
# "Put it on the expenses"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:42, archived)
# Hahah
OfficeLOL :D
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:51, archived)
# pffft

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:03, archived)
# Hahahaha
(twattybanjo, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:36, archived)
# Nice work ninypoos!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 10 May 2010, 11:48, archived)
# Hai Bilbo!
Congrats on your smashing FP! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:49, archived)
# whythankyousir
":)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 10 May 2010, 11:52, archived)
# he's got what we call in the trade
a DILEMMA there:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:52, archived)
# that's fucking excellent ninj mate
*click*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:06, archived)
# Cheers Rory!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:13, archived)
# Moocar
(twattybanjo, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:17, archived)
# This is ................
WELL FAB:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:20, archived)
# *bats eyelids*
(twattybanjo, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:34, archived)
# aaaah...that's icing on the cake that is
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:37, archived)
# Even better,
when you milk it you get petrol :D
(twattybanjo, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:39, archived)
# WELL HELLOOOOOO THERE
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 May 2010, 11:38, archived)
# Looks more like a griller
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:23, archived)
# That pun is prime-mate.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:25, archived)
# Pink cowillac
Crushed velvet seats
Riding in the back, oozing down the street
Waving to the girls
Peeling out of sight
Spending all my money on a Saturday night
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:25, archived)
# hey - I know I asked for a full leather interior....
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 May 2010, 11:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Morning all.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:10, archived)
# Interesting choice of condom
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:11, archived)
# he tried a sock first.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:25, archived)
# Yay for gange! I was saying to Mrs V just this weekend that we should invest in some, as we haven't had any for aaaaaaaaaages:
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:12, archived)
# JUNKIE!
Edit: Have a silly pea..
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:13, archived)
# Bloody hippies!
nice pic though! :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:14, archived)
# There's a bit of a drought on at the moment
If you do find some decent skunk, let me know
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:47, archived)
# *obvious crunchie/penis joke*
Tribs had a better joke and I couldn;t think of one!
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:15, archived)
# He was...
Meant to look like he was merely holding a chocolate bar. But on reflection yes, it looks like its his penis.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:16, archived)
# When at uni my sister accidentally sat on and broke a pint glass, hospitalising herself thankfully only very briefly for cut buttocks.
Sympathy? Her nickname was "Crunchy" for the rest of the year.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:16, archived)
# Was the accident on a Friday?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:19, archived)
# Yeah
'Accidently' Like hoovering with just a dressing gown on and falling down the stairs awkwardly? That kind of accidently?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:19, archived)
# Come now
She might be ugly but she's not a slag.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:21, archived)
# Luckier than the girl on my girlfriend's course,
her surname is Greatorex and she earned the nickname "greatoralsex". There's one for your CV...
(twattybanjo, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:19, archived)

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