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# I'm not sure quite what has disgusted him
but he definitely doesn't like the look of it
(, Sat 29 May 2010, 0:45, archived)
# It looks like he didn't like the taste of it and is straining to get rid of it . . .
(, Sat 29 May 2010, 0:49, archived)
# hahahahah
little gurner guy
(, Sat 29 May 2010, 0:55, archived)
#
(, Sat 29 May 2010, 5:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Back to album covers... :)
(, Sat 29 May 2010, 0:31, archived)
# hahahahaha
but i would have preferred a xenomorph pouncing on the annoying cunt ;)
(, Sat 29 May 2010, 0:33, archived)
# or said lion and cobra to simultaneously poison and maul her to death
(, Sat 29 May 2010, 0:47, archived)
# that sounds quite nice
(, Sat 29 May 2010, 0:54, archived)
# Gorbachev needs this treatment
(, Sat 29 May 2010, 0:34, archived)
# Shine'ead O'Connor?
(, Sat 29 May 2010, 1:18, archived)
# lol!
(, Sat 29 May 2010, 2:11, archived)
# Nowt like a good celebrity death to get me to badly photoshop somehing

edit : to scale
(, Sat 29 May 2010, 0:26, archived)
# Quick n' filthy


EDIT: *spangs*
(, Sat 29 May 2010, 0:28, archived)
# Wahey!!
(, Sat 29 May 2010, 0:41, archived)
#
Such a shame. I will continue to enjoy his fine mustard, though.
(, Sat 29 May 2010, 1:08, archived)
# Hmm
I remember that car...
(, Sat 29 May 2010, 11:18, archived)
#
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 23:50, archived)
# Hasselhoff is dead?!?
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 23:57, archived)
# Yes
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 23:57, archived)
# Whatcha talkin bout Willis
(, Sat 29 May 2010, 0:00, archived)
# the hoff looks scarily like my cousin
(, Sat 29 May 2010, 0:11, archived)
# he's coming back to haunt you with his horn
(, Sat 29 May 2010, 0:26, archived)
# Pleeeeeeeaaaassssssseeee let this be true
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 23:58, archived)
# He was Hassel-offed.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 23:59, archived)
# grand job herman
(, Sat 29 May 2010, 0:01, archived)
#
(, Sat 29 May 2010, 1:16, archived)
# Re-charge the battries !
(, Sat 29 May 2010, 0:08, archived)
# He always really knew what willis was talking about
(, Sat 29 May 2010, 0:12, archived)
# the only b3ta tribute possible :~)
(, Sat 29 May 2010, 0:48, archived)
# It's about time we had an early gayshift, so have this magnificent feast I'm currently en(joy/dur)ing
There's something slightly disturbing about this meal

Find some nomnoms and take a photo of them! Bonus points* for things that just don't look quite right.

* value of bonus points is limited and won't be counted anyway.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 23:38, archived)
# damn!
i'd love to join in but i'm totally cameraless.

is that mayo?

EDIT: oh fuck yes, Die Hard is on.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 23:41, archived)
# potatosalad
it's like, mayo for bastards
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 23:43, archived)
# ooo, i like tater salad.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 23:43, archived)
# Put pickles in that.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 23:56, archived)
# PICKLES!
pickles of what ilk sir

of WHAT ILK?
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 23:58, archived)
# Listen to this, strange as it sounds, and give it a try.
Then get down on your fucking knees and thank my culinary madness.
MUSTARD, something acidic and not too sweet, dijon kind of thing, mixed in with the mayo.
And yes PICKLES, straight-up sour dill normally, cut up into little cubes and mixed right in with the salad. You're aiming to probably get one little piece in every bite, no more than that.
Ooh baby.
(, Sat 29 May 2010, 0:04, archived)
# MUSTAD?
are you clazy!

I'd rather eat one of my own haemorrages!
(, Sat 29 May 2010, 0:14, archived)
# i had some extra hot mustard on a sausage sanbo not too long back.
it was fucking minging, had me gagging and coughing and burnt my synesis, but cleared them slightly.
(, Sat 29 May 2010, 0:14, archived)
# You'd better not be bothering those pickles.
(, Sat 29 May 2010, 0:18, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of your hotdog?
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 23:47, archived)
# It's all I gots . . . chake it babeez !
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 23:48, archived)
# WHEEL MEAT AGAIN
DON'T KNOW WHERE OR WHEN

BUT WHEEL MEAT

AGAIN
(, Sat 29 May 2010, 0:00, archived)
# You'll know me when you meat me #
(, Sat 29 May 2010, 0:11, archived)
# He will be known by the deeds of his coiled meat
(, Sat 29 May 2010, 0:16, archived)
# MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAT!!!
(, Sat 29 May 2010, 0:03, archived)
# *forks*
(, Sat 29 May 2010, 0:07, archived)
# that best be the chilli version of that manmeat in a plastic wrapper in tin foil meat product
or at very least the garlic one!
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 23:48, archived)
# it's from mattesons
so it probably contains various processed bits of illegal brazilian immigrants pretending to be portuguese
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 23:50, archived)
# Discomeat's Food Falcon
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 23:59, archived)
# PROCESSED MEAT OF THE MILLENIUM!
edit: that's fucking beautiful man

:D
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 23:59, archived)
# cheers mate
nyom nyom
(, Sat 29 May 2010, 0:05, archived)
# Haha
meaty
(, Sat 29 May 2010, 0:05, archived)
# fuck me!
Some people have ALL of the hummus!
(, Sat 29 May 2010, 1:22, archived)
# Poor feckers
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 23:19, archived)
# Arf!
The Grim Reaper would make a great ventriloquist... wouldn't see his lips move...
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 23:26, archived)
# awwww
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 23:42, archived)
# Too soon?
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 22:01, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha YES!
Best laugh I've had all day XD
*Clicks like a bastard
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 22:06, archived)
# Ahahahahah, awesome.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 22:06, archived)
# that;s a laugh indeed
Jacko in heaven...
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 22:06, archived)
# Young Person's to Hull please!
clicky
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 22:07, archived)
# Oh holy hell
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 22:14, archived)
# Hahahaha
Oh you nasty man ;)
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 22:19, archived)
# Hahahahaha :D
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 22:36, archived)
#
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 22:50, archived)
# Hahaha
Whoa! FUCK!!!!!!
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 23:21, archived)
# FUCKFLASH FISTFUCK FURY
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 23:48, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha !
is he dead then ?
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 23:03, archived)
# fell and hit his head apparently
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 23:41, archived)
# On noes :( Only just found out via this.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 23:06, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 23:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Too easy :)
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:59, archived)
# Good they still work as a team
after all these years
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 22:02, archived)
# It can never be...
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:51, archived)
# Awww, sure it can, you're practically the same fruit!
DON'T LET SOCIETY JUDGE YOU! LISTEN TO YOUR CORES!
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:53, archived)
# Theirs is a forbidden love
these passion fruit.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:53, archived)
# "So... wanna go up the apples and pears...?"
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:56, archived)
# So, um... which one's the girl?
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:56, archived)
# Not that one of them has to be a girl. Or they both could be girls. Whatever works for them.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 22:00, archived)
# the one with child-bearing hips.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 22:02, archived)
# Hard
core

(woo lovely)
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:59, archived)
# Awww.
WATE IS THAT A FUCKING PEAR
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 22:02, archived)
# worst of all the fruits
i won't eat the bastards.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 22:03, archived)
# Fucking right.
They've got those "Asian Pears" in Wholefoods again. They disguise them as apples. AS APPLES! Pearist Agenda-Furthering Stealth Pears, that's what they are.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 22:07, archived)
# Pears are lovely and juiceful and oh god they're good.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 22:08, archived)
# See this is always the response.
The "pear-polgists" are full of how 'good' pears are, without ever addressing any of the serious questions and allegations against them.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 22:12, archived)
# It wouldn't be Faith if there weren't questions.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 22:16, archived)
# I feel quite old now
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:37, archived)
# They'll have theirs, and you'll have yours, and I'll have mine.
And together we'll be fine...:(
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:39, archived)
# Still Floella Benjamin has become a life-peer
So swings and roundabouts in the 80s kids TV stakes
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:40, archived)
# so long as derek griffiths is honoured in a similar way i'll be fine
:)
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:41, archived)
# And Brian Cant.
He's fucking great.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 22:03, archived)
#
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:40, archived)
# Well aren't you the clever one
Give yourself a special sticker for your book
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:43, archived)
# No offence to your post, but it's going to get boring quickly.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:45, archived)
# Well make something then
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:47, archived)
# I did. It's down a few threads.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:48, archived)
# So you did. Very nice
Now stop fucking complaining
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:49, archived)
# Thank you, but I'll post what I like.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:54, archived)
#
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:56, archived)
# Yeah, but you'll notice the distinct difference in tone.
And less use of the word fucking.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 22:05, archived)
# Good boy, here's your second special sticker of the day
You'll fill the book up if you carry on like this
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 22:22, archived)
# lol stickers, so waki
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 22:33, archived)
# it's all your fault
(, Sat 29 May 2010, 1:19, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:43, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:45, archived)
#
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:46, archived)
# hahahaha
that's fucking great
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:47, archived)
# I like this
Very touching tribute.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:42, archived)
# RIP
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 22:01, archived)
# Nicely done
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 22:04, archived)
# f-yeah! *click*
(, Sat 29 May 2010, 5:43, archived)
# Been done yet? (baconninja using punkygirl's account to post)
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:27, archived)
# ...uuhhhhhhhhhhhh...
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:28, archived)
# ok stop
take your finger off the "Post this fucking picture for a fourth time" button
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:28, archived)
# whoa nelly...
we've seen it already!
Unless... each frame is slightly progressed, and this is the worlds slowest movie reel.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:28, archived)
# You have to scroll really quickly and synch your blink to get the full effect
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:31, archived)
# I was thinking of doing a "print screen"
cutting them out and fashioning a home made Zoetrope from cornflakes packets and battenberg wrappers.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:33, archived)
# You may have to empty the wrappers first
I'll take the cakes off your hands. I'm nice and helpful like that.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:38, archived)
# FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:29, archived)
# band
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:31, archived)
# I like that
thread saved
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:34, archived)
# secondededed
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:45, archived)
# woooo...whoa!
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:38, archived)
# Er opps!
Sorry about that - my boyfriend is a noob at this posting lark!
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:32, archived)
# it's your fault
get him back on the leash
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:33, archived)
# Get a new one
or at least keep the one you've got away from keyboards.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:34, archived)
# To be fair, the write page for new posts doesn't redirect back here after you've clicked post any more.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:35, archived)
# Eh, really?
I'm not gonna post just to check, but I sure as heck am certain it does.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:37, archived)
# It hasn't in any of the ones I've done in fucking months.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:37, archived)
# ha ha I'm in a situation where I'm gagging to post a new thread to see....
but have nowt to put up. Christy I only posted a pic a few hours back you would think I could remember.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:39, archived)
# Just post and delete before anyone notices.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:41, archived)
# ha ha, knowing how quick you sods can be
SOMEONE will notice :D
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:41, archived)
# Fuck em, you're a regular. Different rules for us holmes.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:44, archived)
# I've noticed that
It just goes back to b3ta.com/board/write.php which is weird.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:39, archived)
# Hurray for not being mad!
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:42, archived)
# Have you reported it in
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:48, archived)
# No, I'd assumed it was a known fault. I might as well though.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:56, archived)
# Relax. Everyone makes mistakes.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:35, archived)
# Typical BBC
Showing repeats all night long
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:33, archived)
# :(
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:36, archived)
# Cor!
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 22:04, archived)
[challenge entry] :p
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:23, archived)
# haha
shame about the megaposting above. nicely done
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:30, archived)
# thanks :)
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:31, archived)
# very nice
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:40, archived)
[challenge entry] nails, nails everyone loves a nails!
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:04, archived)
# HAMMERTIME.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:10, archived)
# v nicely
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:15, archived)
# spang
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:18, archived)
# pffft
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:29, archived)
# I own two copies of this album
and I still find it hard to explain why...
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:30, archived)
# I lent most of my nin albums to a uni friend
they buggered off back to ireland with them :(
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:38, archived)
# ooof that's a harsh loss
I don't dig them out as much as I used too, but when I do, I still enjoy them massively.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:40, archived)
# up to and including and all that could have been
after that shite. Ghosts I - IV is alright though if a bit a meh.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:44, archived)
# Gary Coleman is dead
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 20:52, archived)
# Different Croaks.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 20:54, archived)
# flush him down the loo
:D
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 20:55, archived)
# racist!
:D
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:02, archived)
# A thousand midget hookers to you Mr Coleman
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:09, archived)
# RIP MININOVA 4EVR N R HRTZ

(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:11, archived)
# i prefer the 3 boobed alien
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:19, archived)
# nggggh
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:34, archived)
# oh lol

(, Fri 28 May 2010, 22:02, archived)
# i haz squidgy toy k thx
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 22:03, archived)
# i wish i hadn't signed stuff, makes you looks like a right cunt
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:11, archived)
# i was watching roger moore on parkie about 3 years ago
he said while he was filming the man with the golden gun, that little midget dude brought him on a tour of all the local brothels, lol.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:18, archived)
# ..
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 20:52, archived)
# is that Anna??
its ace!! :)
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 20:56, archived)
# tyty
yes, i couldn't, think of anything witty to write, although i do wonder what she'd taste like.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 20:59, archived)
# i'm enjoying V
shame its finished for the time being :( i think anna is pretty got for a lizard woman :D
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:00, archived)
# wht episode did it finish on?
i looked for 13 earlier but i didnt see it anywhere and i wondered, i wasn't excpecting it to finish :(
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:03, archived)
# yeah on 12 just as the sky turned red
:(
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:04, archived)
# its back later this year apparently
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:11, archived)
# Reminds me of Desire of the Endless
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:01, archived)
# no sure
what that is :(
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:08, archived)
# /resists urge to use lmgtfy.com/
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:13, archived)
# aha
i googled that, i might check that out. any use?
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:13, archived)
# I'm not sure what 'any use' means here
but if you mean 'is Sandman the greatest work in comics history?', the answer is probably yes.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:14, archived)
# WHAT IS THIS EVIL
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:08, archived)
# its
anna the leader of the new v's

or was that a rhetorical question? :D
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Vimod?
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 20:26, archived)
# Standing bi polar bear ||
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 20:30, archived)
# Not animated so not compo'd....
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 20:17, archived)
# this should win the compo
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 20:18, archived)
# Up In Smoke
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 20:20, archived)
# hahah smoke n mirrors
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 20:25, archived)
# this is very sexy, in a non-lesbian way
and now i'm going to get utterly shitfaced.
'bye all!
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 20:26, archived)
# Cheerz !
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 20:28, archived)
#
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 20:15, archived)
# Lol rippin off the mofaha right there.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 20:16, archived)
# FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 20:31, archived)
# It's a compliment. Or a horrendous breach of trust... I forget.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 20:34, archived)
# Well at least you're not selling a t-shirt with a redrawn version of one of my penguin cartoons on it
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 20:37, archived)
# That's right. I'm not doing that. Nope.
I'm too honourable to do such a thing... yes.
*cough*
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 20:39, archived)
# I TOLD YOU TO PLAY IT COOL, MAN!
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 20:40, archived)
# *prepares batter for penguin tempura*
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 20:17, archived)
# Fur Feathers
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 20:20, archived)
# Rockhopper!
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 20:23, archived)
# Gentoo!
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 20:31, archived)
# fuck me, that's awesome
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 20:32, archived)
# Pulls off rad trix and looks good in orange lipstick.
That's one classy bird.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 20:33, archived)
# It has the skilz
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 20:38, archived)
# true story..
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 20:29, archived)
# Ahahah aw. He needs a little medal.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 20:32, archived)
# Haha
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:03, archived)
# this is am beauty :D
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:36, archived)
# love it
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:03, archived)
# I dood it!
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:24, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 22:04, archived)

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