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# have a pretty flower
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 3:31, archived)
# the middle looks warm and inviting
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 3:36, archived)
# Yeah, if you ignore the teeth!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 3:47, archived)
# Is it related to the triffid, by any chance?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 3:46, archived)
# venus pie trap
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 3:48, archived)
# this illustrates todays hangover perfectly

(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 3:51, archived)
# It is a creature! A creature from Hell!
About one person will like this.

Edit: I might as well try and get into trouble.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 5:46, archived)
# that is about correct
since I like this, and I am less than one whole person
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 6:10, archived)
# Flatulance will get you nowhere.
Ha-ha! I lied. Farts are funny.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 6:18, archived)
# Might as well remove all doubt. Evil, pure and simple.

(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 6:23, archived)
# Sorry, I'm Late


I missed the challenge because I signed up last week and had to wait until today to post. Please forgive my lowly noobness.
Did anyone else think the Olympic mascots reminded them of the Spathi from Star Control?
(Spathiwa, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 2:16, archived)
# welcome aboard......
pull up a kitten, shop a chair etc.

(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 2:17, archived)
# Hello!
Welome. Fuck the kitten. With a chair. Then 'shop it.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 2:21, archived)
# lol - i dunno what i was thinking......
but now after some clarification all is in (dis)order!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 2:23, archived)
# they remind me of Chode from Tripping The Rift

(the purple thing on the left)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 1 Jun 2010, 3:00, archived)
# Phwooor
I bet she tastes salty
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 7:10, archived)
# ha!
I knew I'd seen them before.
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 6:16, archived)
# But there is a U in cunt!


Click for bigger (272 kb)
(roadieflip Who nicked the jokes from my lolly sticks?, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 1:51, archived)
# Ohai 4chan.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 1:54, archived)
# i feel your pain
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 2:07, archived)
# hamas?
(I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 2:05, archived)
# meh
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 1 Jun 2010, 3:13, archived)
# goblins
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 1:29, archived)
# Minstrel goblins.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 1:30, archived)
# you missed out sir sand goblin
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 1:32, archived)
# i now have a strong desire to see a penguin in a gimp mask
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 1:48, archived)
# eww
www.4him4her.co.uk/511---black-faux-leather-dog-mask--gimp-mask-hood-277-p.asp
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 1:49, archived)
# I hope that's for people, rather than for actual dogs.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 1:52, archived)
# I think it's for people (I hope)
...and it's only £34.99!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 1:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 2:04, archived)
# me?
never

It's been very hot today ...have an eskimo pie
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 2:07, archived)
# At first glance his hood looks like green mould.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 2:13, archived)
# watch out where the pastry folds
don't you eat those greenish moulds......!

(sorry)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 2:18, archived)
# is that like baked alaska?
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 2:29, archived)
# Jamaica one?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 2:58, archived)
# yes and i would!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 2:19, archived)
# yes
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 2:13, archived)
# oar - sum!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 2:16, archived)
# Whee
(I helped save b3ta! Bentley T. Coon miles and miles of piles, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 1:17, archived)
# Good job he's got a head for heights.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 1:21, archived)
# Now there's a chin to be proud of.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 1:29, archived)
[challenge entry] No one told them Keith Moon had moved in upstairs.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 1:07, archived)
# lol
i quite like this one - *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 2:19, archived)
# Catwogan?


(Bindun x 1000?)

Edit: I'm quite glad nobody walked in the room while I was making this.
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Mon 31 May 2010, 22:52, archived)
# fake, no cock buldge

:D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 31 May 2010, 22:58, archived)
# In the picture?
Or as a reaction to seeing it?
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Mon 31 May 2010, 22:59, archived)
# Both
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 31 May 2010, 23:00, archived)
# exactly
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 31 May 2010, 23:07, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Mon 31 May 2010, 23:00, archived)
# i got one you can look at if you're disappointed
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 31 May 2010, 23:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 31 May 2010, 23:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 31 May 2010, 23:12, archived)
# sexy
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 31 May 2010, 23:20, archived)
# Arousing.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 31 May 2010, 23:35, archived)
#


first image post ever!

(ginsoakedboy would like a nice cup of tea, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 0:29, archived)
# Huzzah,
welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 0:59, archived)
# You could've said you were making it for your mother for a birthday present.
...

Oh, you mean you don't want to look like a weirdo.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 31 May 2010, 23:00, archived)
# arf.......much arf
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 31 May 2010, 23:01, archived)
# ahhhhhhhahhhhahhh
 
YES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 31 May 2010, 23:01, archived)
# Frankly, that's disturbing.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 31 May 2010, 23:07, archived)
# Oh dear lord, he looks so.... expectant.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 May 2010, 23:08, archived)
# phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 31 May 2010, 23:21, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 0:10, archived)
# WHAT IS THE SEXY IN THIS PHOTOS
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 0:44, archived)
# Whats with all the Wogan?

(champagnerocker, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 1:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Boing.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 31 May 2010, 22:47, archived)
# What the dickens?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 May 2010, 22:49, archived)
# My brain responds with
'Time for bed said zebadee"
(I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Mon 31 May 2010, 22:49, archived)
# Can't say that she hasn't got a spring in her step . . . BOING !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 31 May 2010, 22:52, archived)
# That drifting off down my staircase would be a sight to remember
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 31 May 2010, 22:52, archived)
# Seasick Steve likes this:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 31 May 2010, 22:56, archived)
# hahaha:D
(herman:D, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 0:28, archived)
# ITV's new show....
(Testicles just for you, Mon 31 May 2010, 22:37, archived)
# Does this show include the use of firearms, by any chance?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 31 May 2010, 22:41, archived)
# I was thinking a strike from orbit
Just to be sure
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 31 May 2010, 22:47, archived)
# If not, I think you may have hit upon a franchise product...
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 31 May 2010, 22:47, archived)
# YES! Semi Automatic only...
or grenades if you prefer!
(Testicles just for you, Mon 31 May 2010, 22:50, archived)
# Excellent, I'll be tuning in then.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 31 May 2010, 22:55, archived)
# needs a Shilton
:)
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Mon 31 May 2010, 22:48, archived)
# Darren Brown exposing wankers on the TV at the moment is simply hilarious
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 31 May 2010, 22:50, archived)
# looks interesting
*changes channel*

(like the sig, speaks volumes to me)
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Mon 31 May 2010, 22:55, archived)
# WTF do these 'paranormal investigators' have to do everything in darkness?
Don't their ghosts have any reality during daylight?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 31 May 2010, 23:01, archived)
# you can't see them in daylight, it's too bright
it's like my projector innit

I think they like to work in the dark because it's easier to freak people out.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Mon 31 May 2010, 23:04, archived)
# All a load of groin
Well over two thousand years ago, some bloke called Confucius replied to the question of 'ghosts' if there were any, to which he replied the obvious: 'the highways would be extremely crowded.'

Da da
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 31 May 2010, 23:11, archived)
# can't argue with Confucius!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Mon 31 May 2010, 23:17, archived)
# Was the dude!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 31 May 2010, 23:36, archived)
# read that as "exposing himself".....same thing :)

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 31 May 2010, 22:58, archived)
# hes good!
(waxdart hello., Mon 31 May 2010, 23:08, archived)
# :D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 31 May 2010, 23:13, archived)
# Erm...
...sprit guide?
(IHaveTheRightToArmBears, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 2:49, archived)
# Hahahah
his expression is great
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 31 May 2010, 23:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Iggy by day,Ziggy by night
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 31 May 2010, 22:08, archived)
# Iggy Ziggy .....you'v been Bizzy.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 31 May 2010, 22:13, archived)
# Hey... my mind's broken enough as it is.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 May 2010, 22:14, archived)
# Another pop morphs the dust . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 31 May 2010, 22:24, archived)
# Nipple
ANTENNAE
(I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Mon 31 May 2010, 22:24, archived)
# Andrew Marr around teatime
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 31 May 2010, 22:37, archived)
# wow
fluid morph
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 31 May 2010, 22:39, archived)
# Spiffingly done!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 31 May 2010, 22:43, archived)
[challenge entry] :'(
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 31 May 2010, 21:47, archived)
# When the top half of that man's head loaded I thought it was a delicious pudding.
I'm so fat.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 31 May 2010, 21:48, archived)
# Ahahahah, yes. Yes you are.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 May 2010, 21:49, archived)
# Aw fuck, drawing with a mouse is harder than I remember.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 May 2010, 21:49, archived)
# What are you drawing, Mu?
Is it multicoloured?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 31 May 2010, 21:50, archived)
# Dead rainbows, bleeding and screaming for mercy.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 31 May 2010, 21:52, archived)
# I'm going to dye my hair and write a shit poem.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 31 May 2010, 21:53, archived)
# fuckin' emos
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 31 May 2010, 21:55, archived)
# Not a bad description
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 May 2010, 21:56, archived)
# i always thought you used a mouse
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 31 May 2010, 21:57, archived)
# Touchpad innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 May 2010, 21:58, archived)
# you drew this with the touchpad and finger?
not bad then, i hate the touchpad.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 31 May 2010, 22:03, archived)
# No no no, this was with the mouse.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 May 2010, 22:04, archived)
# This was touchpad and finger.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 May 2010, 22:05, archived)
# are they're to kinds of touchpad?
i meant the crappy one built into the laptop, not the fancy pen one.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 31 May 2010, 22:07, archived)
# Yeah, the one on the laptop. They're decent enough once you figure out how to make smooth lines.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 May 2010, 22:09, archived)
# hmmmm, tried drawing a circle there
fooking tough.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 31 May 2010, 22:14, archived)
# Circles are always hard.
You kind of have to roll your finger as you draw to compensate for the shit touchpadness.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 May 2010, 22:19, archived)
# Also, you do little bits of a line at a time, and lift off and come back.
Rather than doing it all in one movement.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 May 2010, 22:21, archived)
# i find using the white with the right-click smoothes the lines off nicely (well makes them more jagged actually lol) while using the mouse
kinda gives this effect
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 31 May 2010, 22:25, archived)
# Ahahah, that's great.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 May 2010, 22:39, archived)
# thanks
im not great at MS paint but there is something satisfying about using it.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 31 May 2010, 22:42, archived)
# He's got the shakes.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 31 May 2010, 22:00, archived)
# I need a tablet really :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 May 2010, 22:02, archived)
# *gives valium*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 31 May 2010, 22:04, archived)
# I can't draw with a mouse either...they keep squeaking and biting.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 31 May 2010, 22:05, archived)
# The wiggling messes up my lines :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 May 2010, 22:07, archived)
# I'm just trying to get used to a mouse again.
And yes, it's multicoloured.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 May 2010, 21:53, archived)
# I agree with zeltergiset.
This makes me hungry for treacle.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 May 2010, 21:50, archived)
# I read that it was chocolate syrup.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 31 May 2010, 21:55, archived)
# Dr. Sludge
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 31 May 2010, 21:52, archived)
# I heard 'fudge'!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 31 May 2010, 21:53, archived)
# Like . . . dude . . . like . . . I can . . . like . . . smell it from . . . like here . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 31 May 2010, 21:59, archived)
# Cool, Bud...dy!
(see ya's...i gotta light something up, and inhale)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 31 May 2010, 22:01, archived)
# fudgefest
smells good
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 31 May 2010, 22:13, archived)
# fudge fudge fudge fudge fudge fudge
Wonderful fudge
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 31 May 2010, 22:53, archived)
# haha
good record too
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 31 May 2010, 21:52, archived)
# I never heard it, but the cover was perfect for this.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 31 May 2010, 21:54, archived)
# Oww....
Ace dripping.......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 31 May 2010, 21:56, archived)
# Pretty 'slick'...eh?!...Haw haw!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 31 May 2010, 21:59, archived)
# Slick 50!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 31 May 2010, 22:10, archived)
# haha...barrels o' fun
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 31 May 2010, 22:10, archived)
# Lorry oil
because you're worth it
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 31 May 2010, 22:31, archived)
# MIDNIGHT OIL
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 31 May 2010, 22:57, archived)
# Oh fuck Zola Jesus fuck yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 0:48, archived)
[challenge entry] xD
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 31 May 2010, 21:35, archived)
# Awwight!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 31 May 2010, 21:38, archived)
# awwight up the back?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 31 May 2010, 21:39, archived)
# arf......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 31 May 2010, 21:43, archived)
# invisable?
that's unpossable!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 31 May 2010, 21:45, archived)
# unplausable I'll idmat.....
But I am a man of many ibalatys!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 31 May 2010, 21:51, archived)
# BUMMING POOL!



EDIT:also, where the fuck is my candle?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 31 May 2010, 21:38, archived)
# its 'cos your all ghey
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 31 May 2010, 21:40, archived)
# donate to get candle
you whore
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 31 May 2010, 21:40, archived)
# not gonna happen, no paypal or credit card
and i'm a tight cunt
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 31 May 2010, 21:42, archived)
# how do you pay for things?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 31 May 2010, 21:44, archived)
# cash!
i don't buy much stuff anyway, i am totally gadgetless
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 31 May 2010, 21:46, archived)
# i can't see the point of lots of gadgets i don't use
but i do like thing that i use until they fall apart.

i'm still happily ipod-less.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 31 May 2010, 21:49, archived)
# Debit card would work.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 May 2010, 21:48, archived)
# Ha ha...no candle for you!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 31 May 2010, 21:50, archived)
# *leaves b3ta*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 31 May 2010, 21:54, archived)
# happy b3taday
candles come to those who donate :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 31 May 2010, 22:31, archived)
# It's in your profile !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 31 May 2010, 21:42, archived)
# yeah i seen that one
i just wanted all the attention from all the b3tans with all the cakes and all the "you're greats" and etc etc....
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 31 May 2010, 21:44, archived)
# i have no cake for you
i has eaten it all.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 31 May 2010, 21:46, archived)
# WELL I DON'T LIKE CAKE ANYWAY, I LIED, HAHAHAHA
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 31 May 2010, 21:47, archived)
# the cake is a lie.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 31 May 2010, 21:49, archived)
# cake is a made up drug
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 31 May 2010, 21:53, archived)
# got an klarkykats?
joss acklands spunky backpack?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 31 May 2010, 21:55, archived)
# are you the bozz boozz? are you a bozz bozz?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 31 May 2010, 22:00, archived)
# Have some attention and cake ;-) I have no card to get an icon either...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 31 May 2010, 21:55, archived)
# thank you
together we will destroy b3ta
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 31 May 2010, 22:01, archived)
# And rule the internet as Father and Son!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 31 May 2010, 22:08, archived)
# In the deep end ___|---
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 31 May 2010, 21:40, archived)
# haha
that's a lol right there
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 31 May 2010, 21:52, archived)
[challenge entry] ELO ELLO HELLO....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 31 May 2010, 20:51, archived)
# is it the google chrome browser?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 31 May 2010, 20:56, archived)
# I had to google that to see what it looked like!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 31 May 2010, 20:59, archived)
# BLEEP, BLEEP, BLOOP, BLOOP, BLOOP
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 31 May 2010, 21:02, archived)
# C3PO said there's no need for that sort of language ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 31 May 2010, 21:06, archived)
# Threepio?! THREEPIO!!!!!?
- Sir, I'm stood infront of you.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 31 May 2010, 21:17, archived)
# That beats isolating the reverse powerflow coupling any time!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 31 May 2010, 21:23, archived)
# Frizzzzzzzzzzzzzz Bee !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 31 May 2010, 21:08, archived)
# I threw it at you......
But it just keeps comming back to me....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 31 May 2010, 21:11, archived)
# The repeats just keep on repeating _____________}________}_____________}
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 31 May 2010, 21:17, archived)
# So the reporting reporter reportedly reported!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 31 May 2010, 21:24, archived)
# haha
compo it
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 31 May 2010, 21:17, archived)
# The talent others have shown in this compo.....
Will put me squarly on the last page.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 31 May 2010, 21:20, archived)
# Last things last . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 31 May 2010, 21:27, archived)
# I'll always be lagging behind....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 31 May 2010, 21:37, archived)
# Your username makes me cringe.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 May 2010, 21:21, archived)
# Many others too!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 31 May 2010, 21:28, archived)
# Knowing that you can't have gone 2000 posts without someone pointing it out, and therefore it's deliberate
DOESN'T HELP!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 May 2010, 21:30, archived)
# just chill, dinoboy
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 31 May 2010, 21:32, archived)
# But the voices are screaming at me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 May 2010, 21:37, archived)
# Are you ible to describe them!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 31 May 2010, 21:40, archived)
# They're Irish.
And drunk :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 May 2010, 21:43, archived)
# It makes me smile ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 31 May 2010, 21:35, archived)
# Does it do the Close Encounters thing?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 31 May 2010, 21:52, archived)
# As in.....
Make millions for Spielberg!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 31 May 2010, 22:00, archived)
# Revealed: The MCP for Tron Legacy.
Davie Boy
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 31 May 2010, 20:24, archived)
# Zordon
from power rangers XD
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 31 May 2010, 20:25, archived)
# Well placed s t r e t c h !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 31 May 2010, 20:36, archived)
# MCP?...Menacing Carrot Person?
Nicely....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 31 May 2010, 20:43, archived)
# Hello Daaaaaaaaaaaaaave
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 31 May 2010, 20:49, archived)
# Oddly his face seems to fit a little better like this
Would be alright if i slip a pea in here?


(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Mon 31 May 2010, 20:50, archived)
# w00
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 31 May 2010, 21:05, archived)
# :~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 31 May 2010, 21:37, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 31 May 2010, 21:45, archived)
# HAHA
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 31 May 2010, 21:15, archived)
# if the condem government would be happy with pasta collages
lide would be a lovely thing
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 31 May 2010, 21:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Alice In Chains
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:58, archived)
# That's woof justice.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:59, archived)
# you would want to to be barking mad to have him as a pet
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 31 May 2010, 20:01, archived)
# If it weren't for the fact we have cats and other pets
I wouldn't paws for a second to adopt him.
(Peter_G, Mon 31 May 2010, 20:09, archived)
# Dog Down Afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 31 May 2010, 20:03, archived)
# He's got paw balance!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 31 May 2010, 20:03, archived)
# um....shouldn't it fall the other way?
oh, and make him walk across a cattlegrid :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 31 May 2010, 20:04, archived)
# ............bollocks!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 31 May 2010, 20:06, archived)
# all the weight
on one arm made it collapse
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 31 May 2010, 20:24, archived)
# dog-arms!
silly
(duts Optimus whut?, Mon 31 May 2010, 21:36, archived)
# hahahaha
*click as per usual for rory*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 31 May 2010, 20:12, archived)
# thanks, but now i'm pissed off i made it fall the wrong way :(
brew time
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 31 May 2010, 20:18, archived)
# flipped him
flipped him for real
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 31 May 2010, 20:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Pearl Jab
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:49, archived)
# Hahaha, I can see this one going the full 12 rounds.
Does the winner keep the hat and sock?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:58, archived)
# And the pile they were left on !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 31 May 2010, 20:00, archived)
# get the dukes up
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:59, archived)
# All's fair in dukes and up !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 31 May 2010, 20:01, archived)
# And their foot work's soooooo fast.....
It's all a blur!!!!
Wanders off to play cordroy.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:59, archived)
# Float like a hippo . . . sting like a motha . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 31 May 2010, 20:02, archived)
# BEEFBURGER TOOZDAY
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 31 May 2010, 20:47, archived)
# That sounds better than......
Scampi Sundae
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 31 May 2010, 21:03, archived)
# C'MON RIGHT OFF !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 31 May 2010, 21:07, archived)
# King of the pile.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 31 May 2010, 22:01, archived)
# Pile of the heap !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 31 May 2010, 22:23, archived)
# you can't go wrong with beaches and boxing
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Mon 31 May 2010, 23:07, archived)
# NECROFACE!
a friends blackmetal parody, so i did a logo
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:18, archived)
# Ew... dead face.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:20, archived)
# Negro Face
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:24, archived)
# Raceophile!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:25, archived)
# hahaha
thats why i put it in caps lock so people didn't think it says that
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:28, archived)
# CAN'T READ MA, CAN'T READ MA NEEEGRROOO FAAAACE
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 31 May 2010, 20:47, archived)
# Nice effects.....
Are they Christian rock!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:28, archived)
# hahaha
fuck no,
and they aren't a band
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:34, archived)
# I'v been in bands that weren't bands as well!!
What are they if they're not a band?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:43, archived)
# I was in a band of group . . . or a group of band . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:47, archived)
# I'm thinking west coast surf ......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:53, archived)
# Banned band of surfers~~~
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:55, archived)
# Transfusion Rock
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:41, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:59, archived)
# Poe looks very unimpressed at the back
I'd like to see him do better. Stupid Poe.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:02, archived)
# Quote the raven: I'd like to see you do better. Stupid Poe.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:17, archived)
# someone shoved a raven up my clock, it's dead, probably. Stupid Poe.

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:20, archived)
# Stupid raven. Stupid Poe.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:22, archived)
# BANKS FOR SUGAR
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 31 May 2010, 20:49, archived)
# Once upon a midnight pissy, whilst I chundered sick and shitty
over many a quaint and expensive book of forgotten porn...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:22, archived)
# Quoth the raven, "Phwoooarrrrrrr."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:25, archived)
# Quoth the raven, "Titties? More!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:27, archived)
# motherplucker
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:06, archived)
# That's damn good
WY
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:07, archived)
# Slap a tappy !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:08, archived)
# Night fever, night feveeeer!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:10, archived)
# I wonder if a giant dandelion clock style contraption could be used like a parachute.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:14, archived)
# yes.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:25, archived)
# But how big would it have to be? Would you be able to steer it like a normal paracute?
How hard would be to make one? Could they be packed away into a backpack?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:26, archived)
# Carry on slapping.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:29, archived)
# ....Heather Mills.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:43, archived)
# Haha..... Well you could say he slapped his base to make his fortune......
Then slapped her and she took half of it!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:48, archived)
[challenge entry] !
(I helped save b3ta! MAP, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:12, archived)
# To be fair
I might. I won't say "would". But "might".
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:13, archived)
# She's very rich now.
And I got a reply to my reply regarding laptop repair.

"In this case we would need to run diagnostic on your laptop (£69.00) to find if power cheap can be repaired or if need to be replaced."

They can repair chips, apparently. Or cheaps.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:15, archived)
# Daddy or Cheaps?
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:16, archived)
# cheap off the old block!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:18, archived)
# Perhaps your laptop's powered by budgies.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:18, archived)
# Or perhaps the person answering emails today is an idiot who knows nothing about computers or the English language
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:23, archived)
# I think we'll go with the latter.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:30, archived)
# I'd also go for the former
also as I have no idea what the problem is here, I am in a good position to put forward an uninformed suggestion, which is to download Speccy. www.speccy.com - I'm sure it will not help at all, but is a neat little utility all the same (same people who do ccleaner and defraggler)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 31 May 2010, 18:50, archived)
# I had a slightly similar circumstance with a power thingy . . .
When I told them that I could not turn it on . . . they suggested that I first turn it off . . . I said "Next Technician!"
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:24, archived)
# Insurance job???
£69 for a quote seems a little steep
(Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:32, archived)
# The machine got replaced a long time ago
so now it's just sitting around being non-functional. Bit like me, really :)
Would be nice to get the laptop fixed, otherwise it's just a paperweight. And I hate chucking out tech stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:42, archived)
# but what is a power cheap?
WHAT IS IT MAN

WE MUST KNOW!

it isn't possibly "LOL, THIS $0.50 connector has a dry joint on it, let's spend 30 seconds removing that and resoldering" is it?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:13, archived)
# Component failure, most likely
The machine worked fine for quite a few years before failing.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:35, archived)
# looks like Amanda Holden now
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:16, archived)
# I'd probably still prefer Boyle
over Holden. At least you know it's clean. While Holden is undeniably the more attractive of the two, all the time i was balls deep in her, I'd be distracted by the thought of stirring Les Dennis' porridge.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:18, archived)
# *Puts off cooking dinner for a few hours*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:19, archived)
# URGH!
*spews up ice lollie*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:21, archived)
# you dont think she ever let him touch her do you?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:24, archived)
# Of course she did,
When she wasn't fucking Neil Morrisey, of course. I can just image Les banging away at her, making noises like an orgasmic hamster before lapsing into his Mavis from Corrie impression upon hitting the vinegar strokes and staggering off to make a cup of tea, while she lies there, frustrated, in a rapidly cooling puddle of Les Dennis baby batter, before sighing, standing up and wincing as the most lively thing he's ever produced slowly drips out, runs down her thigh and stains the £14.99 polyester weave chocolate and taupe rug from Argos.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:29, archived)
# Such a beautiful mental image.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:32, archived)
# Bloody hell
When did you start writing erotica???
(Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:33, archived)
# pfft
yuck
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:38, archived)
# are you channelling 4dam?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:45, archived)
# Sweet mother of mercy, there isn't enough mind bleach in the world for that you bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 31 May 2010, 22:59, archived)
# anyway folks, I'm making porridge
seems I've got a bit excited and made too much.

anyone fancy a bowl?

I'll cool it down with some milk I prepared earlier if you like?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:15, archived)
# ^this :D
(herman:D, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:18, archived)
# Yes. Even Worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:18, archived)
# Tasty cuts ensue . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:18, archived)
# hahahah
brilliant! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:00, archived)
# Well she covered the Stones.....
Now she's having a go at Kiss..!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:32, archived)

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