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# Wodehouse Trek
(The Artist Formerly Known As &c You can order curries ONLINE these days., Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:08, archived)
# Hat Stand
Lovely stuff
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:12, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:13, archived)
# :)
'lo b3ta. Been in Denmark for a week. Missed anything?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:14, archived)
# Some people died somewhere, apparently.
(The Artist Formerly Known As &c You can order curries ONLINE these days., Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:15, archived)
# affordable beer
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:18, archived)
# Arf
you're thinking of Malta
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:18, archived)
# that's whisky
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:19, archived)
# only if you jump in with your eyes closed and the tide is out
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:21, archived)
# and how...
Although it can be found. Best we had was in Copenhagen - 78DKr for 2 large beers, 1 small and a coke. That's almost Brit prices.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:19, archived)
# there was a shooting
a big hole appeared
some people were chosen to play some football matches
a man turned out to be gay
there was some rain
Portugal was stolen by giant broccoli again
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:18, archived)
# oh No
Not the giant broccoli



again!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:19, archived)
# That's right.

I was in Portugal not three days ago and the smell of brocolli was intoxicating
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:23, archived)
# Well,
bilbobaileybarneybobs got the sex change he always banged on about, Griffy is on a crusade blocking everyone with and 'a' or 'i' in its username and Tribs celebrated his 50th frontpage, only to see them kicked off by rob personally. Apparently, there was some bad blood between the two of them from the time they were both eyeing the same llama. But it's all been sorted out now.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:22, archived)
# Same old, same old...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:24, archived)
# I also wasn't here last week

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:29, archived)
# HOW DID YOU SLIP THROUGH MY NET?
I'm going to call my mate Derrick.
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Damn - voicemail.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:25, archived)
# oof
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:19, archived)
# This
is ace. It's reminiscient of Raffles The Gentleman Thug - in a good and unique way.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:21, archived)
# *commissions entire series*
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:29, archived)
# Gun licence reform
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 3 Jun 2010, 8:55, archived)
# Occupation: murdering psychopath

morning sir!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 8:58, archived)
# Ning Meds
It's a beautiful sunny day, I've hung the washing out, fed next door's cat, topped up the oil in the missus's car, put the plants outside for a sunbathe, and encountered little traffic on the commute in to work
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:02, archived)
# I read that as 'the cats topped up the soil on next doors car'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:09, archived)
# I read that as "Would you like a Biscuit to go with your coffee? I shall bring it to Leeds if Required"
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:13, archived)
# I haven't even got a bscuit to have with the coffee I haven't got myself.
*rings service bell*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:18, archived)
# I am planning on taking a nice bicycle ride along the fields this afternoon
it's been too long
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:17, archived)
# hello Barbs!
Occupation...
□ Taxi Driver
□ Postman
□ College student
□ Dick Chainey
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:01, archived)
# Morning Nibs
How goes it in Sunny Slough?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:02, archived)
# well.
this is awkward.
*whistles*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:07, archived)
# Oh My God!
Wrong Raccoon!
Aaaaaaargh!

*panic*

erm... Know any good jokes?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:11, archived)
# It's actually sunny
*saves thread*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:19, archived)
# nice one
you might able to darn a sock with that
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:20, archived)
# Morning Griff!
Morning everyone.

P.S. You knob. I'm never here at 5 to 9....
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:37, archived)
#
  Over 30 and still living with your mum
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:45, archived)
[challenge entry] I want one...
(scowners shagged his mum on, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 8:47, archived)
# it's all 'Fit Notes' now!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Jun 2010, 8:49, archived)
# If she's got a wee cough she should try throat lozenges
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 8:54, archived)
# *cough*
Tribs, I believe the way out is over there *points*



;)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 3 Jun 2010, 8:56, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 3 Jun 2010, 8:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Mo'nin :D
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 8:26, archived)
# This is brilliant
(Et tu peux cacher tes noix de coco au-dessous de mon morse.)
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:01, archived)
# and he will keep fresh!
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 6:33, archived)
# lol!
i larfed!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 7:03, archived)
# yeah but don't take the wrong chilly bin to the barbie
 
sorry, I meant esky
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 7:08, archived)
# its not a barbie....
until you've had a cold coleman!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 7:10, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 7:35, archived)
# Celebrity Coughing you say?

There are loads here
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 7:46, archived)
# hahaha
arrrrse!
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 7:52, archived)
# my sister has recently started work at a Funeral Directors
she already has some great stories, such as the fat guy who insisted on a cardboard coffin, and started falling through the bottom of it as he was being carried through the church
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Jun 2010, 8:24, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 6:01, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 6:34, archived)
# Oh, snap

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 8:35, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 5:07, archived)
# I thought that was more of a dentist thing
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 5:19, archived)
# AFTERWORLD THE SHOW IS CALLED AFTERWORLD!!!!!!!!
ahem, sorry, to bed now.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 5:56, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 4:02, archived)
# you'd be surprised!
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/from_our_own_correspondent/7779126.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Jun 2010, 8:26, archived)
# you talkin to me?
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 3:59, archived)
# Yes. No, wait... who are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 4:01, archived)
# "There's going to be a rampage tomorrow."
a man of his word.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 4:05, archived)
# Honourable bloke, aren't many of his calibre about nowadays.
Good on 'im.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 4:06, archived)
# fucking amature!
we do it big in this country!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Port_Arthur_massacre_(Australia)
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 4:07, archived)
# 10/10 for that chap
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 4:10, archived)
# we still hold the record!
www.bongonews.com/layout3.php?event=3166
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 4:16, archived)
# : )
 
the best satire is only very slightly removed from the truth
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 4:27, archived)
# sadly it's true
aussies are a bit fucked up
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 4:30, archived)
# nah mate, spot on
www.youtube.com/watch?v=unkIVvjZc9Y

too many people just like having a bit of a fucking whinge these days
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 4:37, archived)
# haha
i saw him a few months ago - funny fucker
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 4:42, archived)
# hahahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 4:30, archived)
# there's more than 1 Port Arthur Massacre!
the Japanese managed 60,000 Chinese deaths in theirs compared to your paltry 35 - pah!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Jun 2010, 8:28, archived)
# You're that guy? Shouldn't you be dead?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 4:05, archived)
# im trying to remeber a series i was following online a while back but can't remember.
it was cgi stills about a guy who is trying to make his way across america and there is a some weird electro magnetic pulse thing going on and the country is in shits.
channel 4 showed a few and it's made up of over 100 5 minute episodes, any ideas?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 4:16, archived)
# Er. I remember something about a guy in the wilderness, and some bounty hunters after him.
Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 4:18, archived)
# yeah he's a guy with glasses, there were 4 guys on horses chasing him at one stage
i think the title contains 'Wolrd' it's doing my nut in.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 4:22, archived)
# I remember him struggling to survive in the wilderness, then a bounty hunter catching him.
Then another bounty hunter stealing him from the first and then teaching him to survive in the wild.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 4:23, archived)
# YES!!!!
he got the skills from some guy in the wild who lived in a wooden lodge, then used them against some bastards!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 4:25, archived)
# Nope, haven't heard of it. Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 4:26, archived)
# ............
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 4:30, archived)
# Don't type at me in that tone of voice.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 4:34, archived)
# damn
i've been rumbled
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 4:36, archived)
# this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMJjXReFZUo

or maybe that's just me
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 4:19, archived)
# pfffft
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 4:19, archived)
# ahhhahhhah great comments
"how do you fuck a woman in the ass without getting poo on your dick?"

that genius is going to enjoy a wide variety of exciting STIs,
in the unlikely event of him ever having sex with another living human being
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 4:25, archived)
# Lost?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 4:25, archived)
# hahahaha
hahahahahahahahahaha
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 4:31, archived)
# nay
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 4:33, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Blythy Pop Quiz Hotshot..., Thu 3 Jun 2010, 3:15, archived)
# ITS JUST WATER, MAAAAAN
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 3:17, archived)
# with a little pee in it
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 3:22, archived)
# HOMO-PEE
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 3:24, archived)
# it's usually dog piss, tramp piss has too much alcohol, and cat piss is too expensive
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 3:29, archived)
# i could really go for some scalding hot cat piss right now . . .
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 3:31, archived)
# true connoisseurs do prefer it scalding
chilled cat piss, while popular in some parts, generally disguises the bouquet of your inferior feline urines
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 3:33, archived)
# Personally I like boar piss. Nice and earthy.
It's a shame that the big suppliers tend to water it down with normal pig.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 3:48, archived)
# well, with our feral pig population, there could be a mighty fine niche in the local market!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 3:50, archived)
# Start a boar farm and start catheterising, guy. You'll be raking in the *local currency* with your New Zeland Hog Piss.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 3:53, archived)
# yeah but if it's farmed, it ain't gonna be wild hog piss.
 
and obtaining wild hog piss poses SIGNIFICANT RISK
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 4:07, archived)
# Oh you want the GOOD stuff.
You know the only way to get it from wild is to suck it out while they're sleeping.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 4:14, archived)
# so i saw pavement play a live show in washington a couple days ago
and they kept fucking up

(also i clicked like on this picture just so you know_)
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 3:22, archived)
# that's because they're old and slow and generally dicking around
for the money.

also, that Nastanovich can fuck right off, what a dick hole
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 3:31, archived)
# the best part of the show was when they messed up on rattled by the rush like three times and they would start the song and get to like the first verse fuck up and start again
and steven was all like embarrassed and he was like "fuck man my kids are here and i keep fucking up. fuck".
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 3:36, archived)
# they started off their reunion tour here, don't I feel so fucking special?
www.b3ta.com/board/9940816
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 3:43, archived)
# i hate watching old bands play old songs
i did however get range life stuck in my head too

the only thing worse was watching public enemy try to breath life into their old ass songs later that same night
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 3:46, archived)
# ahhhahhahh.
fight the POWER! with my hip REPLACEMENT!

Pixies kicked some arse though
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 3:50, archived)
# also, I found a picture of a cat in a suit
www.b3ta.com/board/7439011
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 3:52, archived)
# it was an ocean of bros and hipsters with raised fists who didn't know any of the songs
it was a weird line up


im surprised the pixies would still be good
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 3:57, archived)
# fucking hipsters
yes they were good, but I am biased, take a look/listen
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_secRv93Qbg

got the live recording from the show but there is a fairly unpleasant dubbing fault (since they had to churn out thousands in a short space of time) which means several of the tracks on each disc have some nasty clicks throughout
/ripped off
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 4:03, archived)
# i can confirm the arse kickingness of said pixies show
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 4:16, archived)
# and after the show my friend nearly ran over Stephen Malkmus in her car.
well actually she stopped the car and jumped out and told him how much she enjoyed the show, but close enough

he was walking away from the gig on his own
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 3:48, archived)
# this is on the links board
www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/badmusicradio.htm

I am listening to Myron Floren's "Disco Accordion" which does contain accordion, but is in no way remotely disco
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 3:57, archived)
# oh god
"rappin is like saying knock nock"
"who's there"
"me. im rappin. listen up to what i got to say"

-public enemy
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 3:59, archived)
# YO YO YO
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 4:05, archived)
# works rather well
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 4:18, archived)
# wow
that m.mills hidden satanic messages 1 was quite a stretch
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 4:04, archived)
# The 90's were fuzzy.
I never used my bong deflector.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 3:35, archived)
# The winner is you!
(Goodie, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 7:19, archived)
# :o
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 2:30, archived)
# "Make him sew"
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 2:38, archived)
# I'm fucking posting it again.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 3:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 3:15, archived)
# possibly my fave click!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 3:17, archived)
# ahhahahhhah
i've seen this picture so many times but it always makes me laugh outloud
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 3:17, archived)
# ahhhahhhahh finally a good Picard joke
 
and further: applejuice
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 3:18, archived)
# I've never see this before, this is all of the awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 3:18, archived)
# One of my favourite pics on B3ta ever.
*clicks again*
(The Ear-Trumpet Addicting is NOT a word., Thu 3 Jun 2010, 3:31, archived)
# Hahaha, an all time classic!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 4:05, archived)
# hahaha
*clicks the cunt*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Jun 2010, 8:44, archived)
# yes, yes and thrice yes
:)
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:01, archived)
# HAHAHA
I would LOVE to hear Patrick Stewert actually say this for real!!!
(sirhiss, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:09, archived)
# Been two days now...
...and I am STILL laughing at this.

Good work.
(I helped save b3ta! superstoater is so mauve, you don't know what he's planning, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 9:43, archived)
# "get off my ship"
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 2:43, archived)
# "fuck the queen of england im motherfucking patrick stewart"
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 2:47, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 2:59, archived)
# ARISE, SIR.. SIR.. SNNNEEEEAARRGGGHHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 3:10, archived)
# oh hell yeah
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 3:16, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 3:18, archived)
# gandalf looks pissed
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 3:39, archived)
# Hahahaha
fuck I've missed you man.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 3:55, archived)
# The board nazi's are wetting themselves with anger in their sleep, and don't even know why yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 3:56, archived)
# because there's no one there to air-hug them and pretend to care?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 4:08, archived)
# Hahahahah
ORF WITH HEES HYED!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 3:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Soz.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 2:24, archived)
# been there
...well not there, but there
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 2:34, archived)
# I so hope
you found a cure. (Some exotic roots or something)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 2:36, archived)
# well, I don't drink anymore :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 2:40, archived)
# Then the advert worked!
Rejoice! He is saved!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 2:42, archived)
# YAY
(GiF .sig, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 2:46, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 2:49, archived)
# i cant decide which ass to tap!!!!!!!
if i had one more drank ludacris and tpaain
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 2:50, archived)
# did you shop that?
he has a more womanly shape than she does.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 2:52, archived)
# yeah, I had to liquify his midriff to get things to match up
here, I fixed it
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 3:00, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 3:04, archived)
# would this be better?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 3:25, archived)
# maybe not. I forgot to shave her legs.
I'll leave that to you
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 3:31, archived)
# try this
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 3:55, archived)
# you can cure her
with a firey brick to the face repeatedly

too harsh?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 2:43, archived)
# wouldn't that just make things worse
when you woke up?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 2:44, archived)
# actually
shed prob look better
(GiF .sig, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 2:47, archived)
# She
looked pretty good through the glasses.

1.bp.blogspot.com/_WdHq9UFqAQ8/SdSyR1-_5jI/AAAAAAAAAII/QyUJWhp_QsI/s1600-h/gisele-bundchen-350ml0425.jpg

It was the google image result for "hot woman" or something like that. the other was "ugly woman"
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 2:50, archived)
# I'm pretty sure that's a man
 
that's not a bad thing, I'm just saying
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 2:53, archived)
# His name is Stephen. It says so under the picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 3:00, archived)
# and he's
a photographer for the associated press.

Shouldn't be too hard to track down.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 3:06, archived)
# She was the first ginger(ish) that came up
I needed a ging-match
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 3:03, archived)
# ah! well that explains it
there are no hot gingers.

now, your natural redheads..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 3:12, archived)
# All ginger is hot
just not when it isn't a spice.

(And spice girls don't count as spices-- total minger)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 3:33, archived)
# *shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 3:51, archived)
# each to their own :O
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 2:56, archived)
# you could fuck the mush?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 2:56, archived)
# Ahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 3:00, archived)
# your private browsing session has now begun
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 2:48, archived)
[challenge entry]


i can make this picture a little smaller for you if its too big to fit on the front page
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 1:53, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 1:53, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 2:00, archived)
# is that the
'dude, you're gettin' a Dell' dude?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 2:13, archived)
# no it's the what has two thumbs and loves sucking cock dude
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 2:22, archived)
# also, FUCK Dell, that shit is UNRELIABLE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 2:35, archived)
#
dude you're gettin a cell
(GiF .sig, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 2:48, archived)
# dude you're getting a cyst
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 2:51, archived)
# Dude, you have Goatse hands!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 3:27, archived)
# ahhhahhhhahhhahhh yes
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 2:11, archived)
# I was at a bbq at the weekend
there was a teenage girl there who'd been to the bodyworks exhibit. This is exactly what she sounded like, except she also threw "really cool" in there a few times.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 2:18, archived)
# ESXTREMEE
 


what I want to know is does GrandmaOfShoes have dutch relatives?
www.flickr.com/photos/wasmiddel/2257775958/
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 2:24, archived)
# OMG!
faceless facepalm guy is behind her ...SCARY!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 2:38, archived)
# pfffffft I didn't notice that
 
BUT NOW YOU POINT IT OUT I VERY NEARLY DID A SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 2:52, archived)
# hhahaha
you really shouldn't bbq at the body works exhibit, i thats just nasty
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 2:49, archived)
# "Smoking pot didn't make me gay. It just made me gay for pot."
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 2:11, archived)
# thumbs up!!!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 2:42, archived)
# ah well I was close
www.tv.com/the-sarah-silverman-program/ah-men/episode/1140346/summary.html
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 3:21, archived)
# I smoked weed, and I found b3ta.
Meanwhile, kids, here's some music.

171.66.118.51:80/kzsu-2-56.mp3

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 2:14, archived)
# always best to avoid stigmata
be careful out there, folks
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 2:19, archived)
# GATEWAY POST
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 2:19, archived)
# Good luck with that.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 2:22, archived)
# *digs out Blue Öyster Cult CDs*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 2:22, archived)
# you can get that on CD?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 2:35, archived)
# I present
This: www.mentalfloss.com/quiz/quiz.php?q=726

Harder than it looks.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 2:35, archived)
# I would fail that quiz so hard,

EDIT: 4/10
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 2:41, archived)
# wonderful
5/10
I got Hüsker Dü wrong. So ashamed.
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 2:44, archived)
# I got a few right, can't remember now
but it was very hard. 5/10 is a good way to be.

Edit: it was fun though.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 2:47, archived)
# ah shit only 6/10
I wouldn't call Hüsker Dü a metal band.

also, I got Motörhead wrong :S
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 2:51, archived)
# I believe I fell for that too.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 2:53, archived)
# I even bought their records, in the eighties
 
SHAME
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 3:13, archived)
# they should have replaced husker du with leftöver crack
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 3:19, archived)
# 7/10!!!
I am in awe of myself
(octopuppy stinking up the place, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:28, archived)
# fuck you, i like weed
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 3:15, archived)
# weed likes you . . .
;)
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 3:34, archived)
[challenge entry] been grinding this axe for a long time...
now with added bear bile and dried seahorse
(I helped save b3ta! fatbouy you can't spell 'analytics' without 'anal', Thu 3 Jun 2010, 1:22, archived)
# footbinding is the chinese cure for having a vagina
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 1:54, archived)
# but it makes the chinese ladies so sexay
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 2:20, archived)
# sorry about the low production values...
it was late, gladiator was on the tv etc.

x
(I helped save b3ta! fatbouy you can't spell 'analytics' without 'anal', Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:32, archived)
# OfQuack
...tweeted a link to this, and would like to hear from you re: possible registration.
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:33, archived)
#
This is the truth ^
(Banjo Legs, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 12:51, archived)
# HOOOOOOOoooooo......
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:59, archived)
# Hahahah
now there's a thing of rare beauty.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 1:00, archived)
# lol
ha ha ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 1:09, archived)
#
alternate one, with messy head layers
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 1:12, archived)
# whattheshudderingfuck!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 1:17, archived)
# lol
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJXuUOg68VQ
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 1:19, archived)
# Les sous-titres en Francais
sont droles aussi

je m'en fache des characteres accentees
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 4:04, archived)
# ahhahhahhah, ahhahhahhah, ahhahhahhah, ahhahhahhah
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Od1ClwNVzc
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 4:34, archived)
# Best. Thing. Today. Maybe ever.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 1:28, archived)
# \o/
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 1:48, archived)
# Yes
Ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 2:27, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 1:29, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 4:08, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Testicles just for you, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:51, archived)
# i love punches very muches
funny funny ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 2:06, archived)
# made me laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 2:23, archived)
[challenge entry] That's not how you eat grapes.
This model's mum will keep this poster for ever.

(835Rocks, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:41, archived)
# Hey hey, keep the funnies in the same thread, eh guy?
Or space them out a bit. Everytime you post a new thread you push someone else off the /board.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:42, archived)
# Ah right.
Fair enough. Soz.


heheh: soz.
(835Rocks, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:44, archived)
# and they die.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:44, archived)
# Did you pack your b3ta chute?
For a safe landing after being knocked off buy a pearoasting cunt
Photobucket
Edit: not that this was a pea
(I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:50, archived)
# I packed it but I couldn't open it
due to death.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:51, archived)
# Should have of gone with b3ta life coverage
in no way a leaf to cover where genitals should be
(I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:54, archived)
# whoa hoa hoa there, ramrod -- speed kills
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:54, archived)
# hahahah peasants hahaaha
haha
(I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:45, archived)
# pfff
is the sound i imagine this making
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:46, archived)
# SKPLUUUUUK
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:47, archived)
# that too
well, time for bed before i fall off my chair.
g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:52, archived)
# that peasant's revolting.
(poodle canoodle, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Your limits
Know them.
(835Rocks, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:37, archived)
# Yay tits
Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:39, archived)
# So that's what Mr. Smug is thinking of...
He's thinking of writing "3" sideways.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:39, archived)
# pfff!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:39, archived)
# I could go for three glasses of wine right about now
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:40, archived)
# me too
but i don't think that's a good idea after a sleeping tablet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:42, archived)
# Then wake the tablet up
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:43, archived)
# but it's tired!
it didn't get much sleep last night
*yawns*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Maybe a motivational poster for the surgery?
(poodle canoodle, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:35, archived)
# Hahaha.
"Don't get angry at old people. Simply lose patients."
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:36, archived)
# Or in the words of both take that and paediatricians,
Have a'little patients...
(poodle canoodle, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:41, archived)
[challenge entry] I knew it!
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:29, archived)
# Hahahaha
For NHS direct to help you'd have to stick your own finger up your bum and then describe your prostate to them over the phone.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:34, archived)
# I'm using an antique back-scratcher
am I doing it wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:36, archived)
# And they offer that service for free?
Most phone lines that cater for that are about £3.99 a minute.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:36, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:37, archived)
# i usually just point right at them
then laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:39, archived)
# You can hurt a man's feelings like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:41, archived)
# if they've got tiny cocks
i'm not going to get a decent seeing-to, so what do i care?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:43, archived)
# Jeremy Beadle had a massive cock
on the other hand, it was rather small.
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:49, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:50, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:51, archived)

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