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Fabio Capello makes his most suprising team change to date by bringing on kids nature tv presenter come centre back John Terry Nutkin...
(mrwoggle, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 10:31, archived)
[challenge entry] good work :)
i'll just stick this here:
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 10:32, archived)
# needs less fingers
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 10:36, archived)
# They all say that.
They all say that.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 10:38, archived)
# just cut your nails short
they don't mind so much then
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:13, archived)
# but why is he playing for Chelsea?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:28, archived)
# There are lots of wildlifes in Chelsea
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:30, archived)
# The Italians don't take losing very well
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 10:11, archived)
# ris?
Who is he?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 10:13, archived)
# Sepp Blatter.... president of FIFA
and possibly the most corrupt and hated man in football.

Even more so than Ashley Cole
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 10:20, archived)
# Oh, right.
*wanders off*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 10:22, archived)
# Is he from Traal?
www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A387029
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 10:44, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 10:48, archived)
# haha
foreva in ar herats sleepin wiv da fishes
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........๐Ÿซฅ, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 10:18, archived)
# hahaha
nicely
Also:

Blatter: Relax, will ya? Ya got knocked out in the first round, what's got into you? I'm breaking your balls a little bit, that's all. I'm only kidding with ya...
Lippi: Sometimes you don't sound like you're kidding, you know, there's a lotta people around...
Blatter: I'm only kidding with you, we're having a World Cup here, you just got here and you're off home already and I haven't seen you in a long time and I'm breaking your balls, and you're getting fucking fresh. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.
Lippi: I'm sorry too. It's okay. No problem.
Blatter: Okay, salud.
Blatter: [takes a drink] Now go home and get your fuckin' shinebox.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 10:18, archived)
# LoL
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 10:31, archived)
# Was thuinking of this also....
but that would have probably been better animated
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 10:36, archived)
# :D hehe like it!
How bizarre - I just drew two gangster penguins and you post this... must be fate.
Don't mess with the penguins!

(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 10:24, archived)
# superb
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 10:25, archived)
# Cheers - scan's a bit rubbish though
Those are shot penguins in the back ground.
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 10:26, archived)
# outstanding!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 10:27, archived)
# that's superb!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 10:37, archived)
# coo!
The one on the right is the brains of the outfit thass for sure!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:33, archived)
# woo/yay!
houpla!
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:51, archived)
# woo!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 10:25, archived)
# hahahahha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 10:27, archived)
# Black eyes....like a doll's eyes....
*Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:08, archived)
# VE day

click for fullerbig
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:37, archived)
# click for fuller big - Computer says no.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:38, archived)
# Sorry
Fixed now
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:45, archived)
# that is a whole lot of awesome!
good nings b3ta, it's FRIDAY!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:40, archived)
# ^This :D
(herman:D, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:41, archived)
# YAAAAAAAAAAAY ^this with bells on^
and it's sunny!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:50, archived)
# FUCKING FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm trying to get my whole team to listen to the Saturday Night Fever soundtraxck to get them in the proper Friday mood... if that's not a contradiction in terms
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 10:21, archived)
# Force it in their ears!
They'll thank you in the end!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 10:25, archived)
# fab :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:48, archived)
# WOO
*Click* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:51, archived)
# Nice tagging
:D
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:53, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 10:00, archived)
# This is awesome
as always mr Kick most woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:53, archived)
# ta!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 10:00, archived)
# Lovely Way to start the day!
That's real purdy.
(JimChimney, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:57, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:59, archived)
# rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 10:01, archived)
# Ehhhh that's grand, that is!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 10:04, archived)
# Cor!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 10:11, archived)
# Nice tagging.
What is it? A satellite?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 10:12, archived)
# It's a TIE fighter
www.theforce.net/swtc/Pix/dvd/ep4/tie-f1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 10:16, archived)
# The internets tell me that they are from The Empire Strikes Back.
Never seen it.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 10:23, archived)
# I hear it's quite popular
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 10:42, archived)
# feckin great
i wanna do another star wars/ww2 now :)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 10:34, archived)
# *Click* Ace
Needs more Tom Hanks or Tie Fighter Pilot :)
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:18, archived)
# Well.. Some might say.. "We did warn you !"
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:30, archived)
[challenge entry] morning:D
(herman:D, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:24, archived)
# hahaha
hypnotic
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:36, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Superb sir, as per...*Click* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:50, archived)
# :D
I love the subtle change of glasses chap's expression.
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:59, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 10:02, archived)
# hahaha woo
morning all
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........๐Ÿซฅ, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 10:08, archived)
# haha
i can't stop watching this
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 10:28, archived)
#

My site
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 6:28, archived)
# That's pretty damn good.
One very minor suggestion though- perhaps remove Mainwaring's moustache. Does that make sense?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 6:32, archived)
# Not to me
at least not yet. You can explain if you like though.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 6:34, archived)
# The best known Dadaist piece- at least to my knowledge
Is the addition of a moustache to the Mona Lisa. Mainwaring is remembered for his ebullient ginger tache.

Edit: Although that would mean potentially conforming to a structured view of art.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 6:37, archived)
# Haha, of course.
Oddly enough I once spent ages photoshopping the moustache out of that picture.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 6:41, archived)
# Today I learned
That there was an after shot of the Mona Lisa.

NSFW if your boss doesn't like Renaissance nudes.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 6:57, archived)
# Now that's a proper smile.
Perhaps in the other one she was saying, "When can I get me baps out?" the fervid wench.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 6:58, archived)
# Maybe it was just a hot day
She was trying to smile in the first one but it was uncomfortable.

CASE SOLVED
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 7:15, archived)
# I'M GOING WITH THE BAPS THING, FUCK YOU

THIS IS HOW ART HISTORIANS REPRAZENT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 7:18, archived)
# BUT SHE SEEMS SO HOMELY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 7:33, archived)
# It's always the quiet ones.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:29, archived)
# the nude in the history of TART IN MY BED
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 8:39, archived)
# BUM
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 8:41, archived)
# big hands.
 
that's all I'm saying.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 7:12, archived)
# I did some dadaist pottery for my high school art project
but I've already told this story
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 6:56, archived)
# Not to me- I'm all ears
Or is that more Surrealism?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 6:58, archived)
# The short version is that I stuck a bunch of coins and coathangers into the pots before I fired them, and then did a bunch of sketches to make it look like that's what I set out to do.
THIS IS HOW YOU PASS ART CLASS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 7:07, archived)
# Haha
I don't remember hearing that before. I was much more stupid than that at school.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 7:19, archived)
# Duchamp later created another piece called "L.H.O.O.Q. Shaved"
which was a postcard of the Mona Lisa without the mustache drawn on.

www.mnstate.edu/gracyk/images/shaved.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! homonk, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:54, archived)
# Haha I was so sure that was a lie.
Excellent. The older I get the more I appreciate Duchamp. He'd have loved it here I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:32, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
www.theonion.com/articles/republicans-dadaists-declare-war-on-art,858/
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 6:36, archived)
# Haha
The Onion is always better than I think it's going to be.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:43, archived)
# WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE KIDDING MISTER MONET
IF YOU THINK THAT BRIDGES ARE FUN
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 6:43, archived)
# WE ARE THE ONES WHO WILL STOP YOUR LITTLE WATERLILLIES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 6:44, archived)
# WORDS LYRICS PROVIDED BY JILL DANIELS
PATRIOTIC PERFORMER WAR-TIME SONGS AND ANTHEMS
DADA'S ARMY POPULAR WARTIME SONGS 1940s
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 6:52, archived)
# Ah, she didn't fare well in the war.
She volunteered to have herself divided up into tiny parcels and sent to the troops to give them comfort. Some of those parcels, I'm sad to report, came to no good.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 6:55, archived)
# Spoilage occurred on many fronts during the war.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 6:56, archived)
# And war claims many victims.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 6:57, archived)
# We shall remember them all as we look to the west.
Fucking wankers, the lot of them.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 7:12, archived)
# TINY PIECES OF JILL DANIELS YOU HEARTLESS MAN
TINY ABUSED PIECES OF JILL DANIELS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 7:15, archived)
# I will shed a tear for jill daniels tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 7:33, archived)
# Well that's just bloody brilliant isn't it?
T'would look lovely on my study wall.
(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 6:47, archived)
# I MUST POINT OUT QUITE CLEARLY HERE THAT THIS IS NOT CUBISM.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 6:48, archived)
# Brilliant.
Great.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 6:51, archived)
# MY DAD DOESN'T ART
I SCREAM AT HIM OVER BREAKFAST
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 6:53, archived)
# Now THAT'S Cubsim.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 6:55, archived)
# THERE YOU ARE
Nice to see you T
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 6:58, archived)
# da da ooh la la
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 6:53, archived)
# LET ME KISS YOU
ON YOUR DOO DOO LA LA
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 6:54, archived)
# sick vibes man
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 6:59, archived)
# DINOSICKS ALL IN MY BRICKS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 6:56, archived)
# This is bloody brilliant
Click
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 7:38, archived)
# hahah
fantastic
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 8:06, archived)
# hahahaha!
That's a art
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 8:15, archived)
# lovely
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 8:18, archived)
# haha nice one
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 8:46, archived)
# awesome
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 8:55, archived)
# nice
congrats on FP
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:03, archived)
# you could poster that!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:10, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:22, archived)
# Ha, wonderful
Don't critique! Don't critique!
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:41, archived)
# Hahahaha...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:52, archived)
# Ha ha ha....
You so have to do a poster-res'd copy of this... Love it
(FilmBoy84 Living in a sea of senility..., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 21:24, archived)
# Hahahaha
Brilliant!

*checks front page*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 10:20, archived)
# "dad....are YOU a Dadaist?"..."yes dear..ALL dads are Dadaists at heart" :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:09, archived)
# someone had to do it.
well since my b3tday is comming soon I felt nostalgic and couldn't resist when I saw this
(I helped save b3ta! rootsxrocks, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 3:18, archived)
#
If Samuel Morse was an alter boy
(I helped save b3ta! rootsxrocks, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 3:20, archived)
# Ha ha
S*T*O*P...S*C*R*A*P*I*N*G...M*Y...B*E*L*L*-*E*N*D...W*I*T*H...Y*O*U*R...T*E*E*T*H
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 7:41, archived)
# I'm not sure if this is to Bolero or the Imperial March
 
still, it's nice to see some priests making age-appropriate choices
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 4:54, archived)
# Maybe Prokofiev's "Sorcerers Apprentice"
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 5:08, archived)
# It's actually the Nutcracker Suite.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 5:17, archived)
# Ah yes - swiftly followed by the Thunder and Lightning polka
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 5:30, archived)
# yeah the cymbal crashes are good, but I can't help but feel it needs a touch more cowbell
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 5:48, archived)
# *cough*Dukas*cough*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 5:46, archived)
# Ah bollocks - yes you're right.
Somehow I got mixed up with Prokofiev's "Peter and the Wolf"
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 5:57, archived)
# amusingly, a Prokofiev piece is used for the UK "Apprentice" theme.
 
COINCIDENCE?!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 6:54, archived)
[challenge entry] I blame Hibbett for making me do this...
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 2:47, archived)
# heheh oh it's Peter Davison
 
thought it was Tim Brooke-Taylor for a moment : )
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 2:49, archived)
# WHOS THAT
heheheheheh

(liking the implicit Patrick Troughton/Gordon Banks thing you triggered in my poor ole head)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 2:50, archived)
# colin baker is in goal, as he's the widest
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 2:53, archived)
# As for Tom Baker,
I can't decide whether he's an (old-skool) no8 or no11.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 2:57, archived)
# A tricky midfielder with an edge I'd go for
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:31, archived)
# I actually
quite like this.
(Namenlos, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Nice but b3tan I'm afraid
www.b3ta.com/board/9297842
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:45, archived)
# oh piss flaps.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 2:03, archived)
# Who the fucking hell are you?
Who the fuck
Who the fuck
Who the fucking hell are you?
Who the fu-cking hell are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 22:14, archived)
# This is your new daughter.

I found her in the living room this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 2:20, archived)
[challenge entry] heh :D
Referee Skwirrel
better late than never
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 2:45, archived)
# Or, in the following case, better later and, preferably, never.
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(*never knowingly used a pic only once, no matter how shit*)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 2:48, archived)
# better get that right tit looked at mate, could be tit decay
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 2:50, archived)
# nah. Just a youthful photocopier prank gone wrong.
A gentleman would pretend not to notice.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 2:55, archived)
# I did not have sex with that gibbon.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 2:48, archived)
# 2nd in a series: ricky mouse
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 2:20, archived)
#
*waits for micky rouse*
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:06, archived)
#

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 2:11, archived)
# George: "Like this, she was."
*beat*

"Terrible arthritis."
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 2:14, archived)
# *giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 2:26, archived)
# Status: COMMUNICATE.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 1:54, archived)
# Not seen it.
I'd give it a 7/10.
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 1:56, archived)
# I would go watch it.
It's a bit cheesy with some bad jokes, but you do get to see a guy jump around a lot, and a bunch of evil ninjas fuck people up.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 2:00, archived)
# Sounds quite interesting...
:)
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 2:06, archived)
# I've never played the game, I now want to.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 2:08, archived)
# Play the original...
that was legendary in its time. I've still got a copy on my PC.
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 2:09, archived)
# cool
ta
: D
lol
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 1:56, archived)
# *bumwiggles*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 1:58, archived)
# : D
ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 2:01, archived)
#
What's the best film?
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 2:02, archived)
# Peer pressure. I haven't seen the Cannonball Run :(
But I must vote for it.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 2:03, archived)
# I had my third b3ta day thirteen days ago and didn't even notice.
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 2:11, archived)
# Happy belated b3taday!
I missed mine too. And I was distraught! Distraught, I tell you.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 2:15, archived)
# Thank you.
I feel much better and shall now sleep contented.
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 2:16, archived)
# I would probably enjoy it with the sound off.
 
PHWOARRR!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 2:22, archived)
# Not enough boobies though :(
In the film they always go on about how the lead actress is the best looking woman in the world, but not once does she get her tits out. Whereas Jake Gyllenwelshname gets his manchest out all the time D:
But he does have a pretty face so it's okay.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 2:30, archived)
[challenge entry] : I cloaca
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 1:50, archived)
# No. This is a picture of a twat. [picture of a vagina]
Harr harr.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 1:53, archived)
# Quite like Jeremy Paxman meself, but hey ho.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 1:53, archived)
# : O
you're right!
damn!

was a quick doodle tho to be fair
:)
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 1:55, archived)
# fair?
At this time of night?

Hmmm... wonder if that idea's got legs. After all, we're all either rat-arsed or foreign. Or both.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 2:05, archived)
# Bloody nicely done!
looks more like a cloaca to me though...
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 1:54, archived)
# arf!
this is your twat...
this is your twat on drugs...
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 1:55, archived)
# Is that some kind of fucking cloaca?
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 1:56, archived)
# Whole in one !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 2:00, archived)
# Brilliant!
For the second time this year a hastily drawn image on B3TA board looks EXACTLY like a colleague. I've forwarded this around the office and he's horrified. I may be fired, but wahey! I'm getting the laughs!
(I helped save b3ta! difficultchild, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 5:18, archived)
# Bored...
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 1:44, archived)
# FUCK!!!
I like this :D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 1:45, archived)
# crikey!
he'd be pretty angry with a head that small. I know I would.
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 1:46, archived)
# Hahahah!
Brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 1:46, archived)
# haha fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 1:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 1:48, archived)
# Haha
Get rid of the eyes and mouth, sort of looks like the guy got his head surgically attached to a roast chicken... to win a bet.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 1:51, archived)
# This makes me think of the baby-headed Death Eater from, er, Order of the Phoenix.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 1:55, archived)
# Punch Drunk
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 1:59, archived)
# Oh plz no
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 4:51, archived)
# david trent


not quite sure why i did this, seeing as i love NIN and despise ricky gervais in equal measures.
hey ho...
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 1:31, archived)
# ahhhahhh oh no fat trent!
 
there is no fat trent, only skinny trent and mother fucking buff trent
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 1:32, archived)
# needs 6 more to make it
seven trent
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 1:33, archived)
# NIN is bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 1:33, archived)
# your mum!
*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 1:36, archived)
# You're mum is over their and she touch leg.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 1:37, archived)
# my 'peg' like this
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 1:39, archived)
# BADASSSSS
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Llbp6k7n_Mg
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 1:36, archived)
# NIN would have been good if they were Godflesh.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=l39S7fDuySo
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 1:38, archived)
# apples and oranges and lemons my man
Albini, Thirlwell, Reznor, Broadrick, ALL GOOD
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 2:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 1:38, archived)
# It's like being on 4chan.
"this is my opinion"
"you are trolling"

REPEAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 1:39, archived)
# O
for a moment it looked a bit Alec Baldwin-y
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:13, archived)
# Oh the memories, a picture I edited a long time ago
This was a plain face, computer edited to look like Trevor McDonald for a magazine piece in 2006. We won the competition

Photobucket
(eddie fingers, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 1:02, archived)
# NO YOU CANNOT BORROW MY NUTELLA.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 1:19, archived)
# BUT HE NEEDS IT FOR HIS BALLS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 1:29, archived)
# NUTELLA. NUTS. BALLS.
THE JOKES WRITE THEMSELVES.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 1:30, archived)
# HIS BALLS!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 1:31, archived)
# What was the magazine? What was the competition?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 1:28, archived)
# Leicestershire Today
And the competition was something to do with impersonating celebs
(eddie fingers, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 1:35, archived)
# Blimey.
Can you post us a link to the runners-up?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 1:40, archived)
# Reposting cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 8:42, archived)
# ^ This.
The only thing that was proved is that you are indeed a massive cunt, and indeed a waste of oxygen.

There is nutella smudges on the shirt. (This was also proved when posted before). Cock.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 8:52, archived)
# Looks like
Adrian Chiles has been involved in a horrific accident. Although, it could, quite feasibly, be his normal face.
(Code of Post lives at the moment in time that is..., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 8:56, archived)
# Bananaman
but not like I remember!!!.....

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 1:01, archived)
# High in potassium
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 1:03, archived)
# And zinc.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 1:12, archived)
# I love zinc
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 1:26, archived)
# Not for much longer...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 1:27, archived)
# dirty boy,
bad boy,
in your bed!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 1:05, archived)
# : (
sorry dad
*cowers*

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 1:07, archived)
# MY SON IS A CAT BOY
I hope nothing sexy happens

(i love how you did the nose bridge by the way - it would take me ages to do what you apparrently did in a quick scribble!)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 1:30, archived)
# I checked your stuff out btw
nice work : )

sexy cat son!!! lol
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 1:50, archived)
# I think there's some kind of internet rule about this sort of thing
 
regardless, it's pretty hot.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 1:09, archived)
# Appealing to itself . . . no Freudian slip ups !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 1:12, archived)
# Meanwhile, in Alaska


Click for bigger (389 kb)

(eddie fingers, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 0:51, archived)
# "Mum, this cock tastes nothing like dad's."
"Yes dear, your father's a very fastidious, hygienic man."
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 0:54, archived)
# yum
:P
ACK! nooOOOOOO!!! yuk!
lol
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 1:03, archived)
# arf!
I bet teh cock would have to be marinated
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 1:06, archived)
# that wa no LOL
that was a full on cackle. You barstool.
Yay lockins!
(who, me? The comedy account of someone who's not funny., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 1:41, archived)
#
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 0:43, archived)
# BREAK A DEAL
SPINJ THE WHEEL
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 0:46, archived)
# Bravo! Shortly before this splendid medieval woodcut was made,
they threw the rulbook out the window.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 0:48, archived)
# Binding
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 0:48, archived)
# nice
i likes the felix drawings
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 1:02, archived)
# very nice
yeeeeeeeeeeessss....very nice indeed
: )
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 1:04, archived)
# Looks like a nice print that, it probably isn't, but it's still smashing.
Lovely work.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 1:12, archived)
# Lines and lines and lines and lines and lines!
Wooyay.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 2:05, archived)
# Mucking Fatherless!
Can I see more of your etchings? :)
(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 6:52, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 7:38, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:34, archived)

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