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Fabio Capello makes his most suprising team change to date by bringing on kids nature tv presenter come centre back John Terry Nutkin...
Sepp Blatter.... president of FIFA
and possibly the most corrupt and hated man in football.
Even more so than Ashley Cole
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 10:20,
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Even more so than Ashley Cole
hahaha
nicely
Also:
Blatter: Relax, will ya? Ya got knocked out in the first round, what's got into you? I'm breaking your balls a little bit, that's all. I'm only kidding with ya...
Lippi: Sometimes you don't sound like you're kidding, you know, there's a lotta people around...
Blatter: I'm only kidding with you, we're having a World Cup here, you just got here and you're off home already and I haven't seen you in a long time and I'm breaking your balls, and you're getting fucking fresh. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.
Lippi: I'm sorry too. It's okay. No problem.
Blatter: Okay, salud.
Blatter: [takes a drink] Now go home and get your fuckin' shinebox.
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 10:18,
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Also:
Blatter: Relax, will ya? Ya got knocked out in the first round, what's got into you? I'm breaking your balls a little bit, that's all. I'm only kidding with ya...
Lippi: Sometimes you don't sound like you're kidding, you know, there's a lotta people around...
Blatter: I'm only kidding with you, we're having a World Cup here, you just got here and you're off home already and I haven't seen you in a long time and I'm breaking your balls, and you're getting fucking fresh. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.
Lippi: I'm sorry too. It's okay. No problem.
Blatter: Okay, salud.
Blatter: [takes a drink] Now go home and get your fuckin' shinebox.
Was thuinking of this also....
but that would have probably been better animated
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 10:36,
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Cheers - scan's a bit rubbish though
Those are shot penguins in the back ground.
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 10:26,
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coo!
The one on the right is the brains of the outfit thass for sure!
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:33,
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FUCKING FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm trying to get my whole team to listen to the Saturday Night Fever soundtraxck to get them in the proper Friday mood... if that's not a contradiction in terms
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 10:21,
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The internets tell me that they are from The Empire Strikes Back.
Never seen it.
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 10:23,
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That's pretty damn good.
One very minor suggestion though- perhaps remove Mainwaring's moustache. Does that make sense?
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 6:32,
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Not to me
at least not yet. You can explain if you like though.
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 6:34,
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The best known Dadaist piece- at least to my knowledge
Is the addition of a moustache to the Mona Lisa. Mainwaring is remembered for his ebullient ginger tache.
Edit: Although that would mean potentially conforming to a structured view of art.
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 6:37,
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Edit: Although that would mean potentially conforming to a structured view of art.
Haha, of course.
Oddly enough I once spent ages photoshopping the moustache out of that picture.
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 6:41,
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Today I learned
That there was an after shot of the Mona Lisa.
NSFW if your boss doesn't like Renaissance nudes.
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 6:57,
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NSFW if your boss doesn't like Renaissance nudes.
Now that's a proper smile.
Perhaps in the other one she was saying, "When can I get me baps out?" the fervid wench.
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 6:58,
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Maybe it was just a hot day
She was trying to smile in the first one but it was uncomfortable.
CASE SOLVED
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 7:15,
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CASE SOLVED
I'M GOING WITH THE BAPS THING, FUCK YOU
THIS IS HOW ART HISTORIANS REPRAZENT
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 7:18,
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THIS IS HOW ART HISTORIANS REPRAZENT
I did some dadaist pottery for my high school art project
but I've already told this story
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 6:56,
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The short version is that I stuck a bunch of coins and coathangers into the pots before I fired them, and then did a bunch of sketches to make it look like that's what I set out to do.
THIS IS HOW YOU PASS ART CLASS
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 7:07,
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Haha
I don't remember hearing that before. I was much more stupid than that at school.
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 7:19,
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Duchamp later created another piece called "L.H.O.O.Q. Shaved"
which was a postcard of the Mona Lisa without the mustache drawn on.
www.mnstate.edu/gracyk/images/shaved.jpg
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:54,
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www.mnstate.edu/gracyk/images/shaved.jpg
Haha I was so sure that was a lie.
Excellent. The older I get the more I appreciate Duchamp. He'd have loved it here I reckon.
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:32,
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Haha
The Onion is always better than I think it's going to be.
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:43,
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WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE KIDDING MISTER MONET
IF YOU THINK THAT BRIDGES ARE FUN
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 6:43,
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WORDS LYRICS PROVIDED BY JILL DANIELS
PATRIOTIC PERFORMER WAR-TIME SONGS AND ANTHEMS
DADA'S ARMY POPULAR WARTIME SONGS 1940s
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 6:52,
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DADA'S ARMY POPULAR WARTIME SONGS 1940s
Ah, she didn't fare well in the war.
She volunteered to have herself divided up into tiny parcels and sent to the troops to give them comfort. Some of those parcels, I'm sad to report, came to no good.
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 6:55,
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We shall remember them all as we look to the west.
Fucking wankers, the lot of them.
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 7:12,
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TINY PIECES OF JILL DANIELS YOU HEARTLESS MAN
TINY ABUSED PIECES OF JILL DANIELS
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 7:15,
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Well that's just bloody brilliant isn't it?
T'would look lovely on my study wall.
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 6:47,
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Ha ha ha....
You so have to do a poster-res'd copy of this... Love it
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Mon 28 Jun 2010, 21:24,
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"dad....are YOU a Dadaist?"..."yes dear..ALL dads are Dadaists at heart" :)
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:09,
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someone had to do it.
well since my b3tday is comming soon I felt nostalgic and couldn't resist when I saw this
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 3:18,
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Ha ha
S*T*O*P...S*C*R*A*P*I*N*G...M*Y...B*E*L*L*-*E*N*D...W*I*T*H...Y*O*U*R...T*E*E*T*H
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 7:41,
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I'm not sure if this is to Bolero or the Imperial March
still, it's nice to see some priests making age-appropriate choices
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 4:54,
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still, it's nice to see some priests making age-appropriate choices
yeah the cymbal crashes are good, but I can't help but feel it needs a touch more cowbell
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 5:48,
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Ah bollocks - yes you're right.
Somehow I got mixed up with Prokofiev's "Peter and the Wolf"
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 5:57,
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amusingly, a Prokofiev piece is used for the UK "Apprentice" theme.
COINCIDENCE?!!
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 6:54,
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COINCIDENCE?!!
heheh oh it's Peter Davison
thought it was Tim Brooke-Taylor for a moment : )
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 2:49,
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thought it was Tim Brooke-Taylor for a moment : )
WHOS THAT
heheheheheh
(liking the implicit Patrick Troughton/Gordon Banks thing you triggered in my poor ole head)
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 2:50,
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(liking the implicit Patrick Troughton/Gordon Banks thing you triggered in my poor ole head)
As for Tom Baker,
I can't decide whether he's an (old-skool) no8 or no11.
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 2:57,
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Who the fucking hell are you?
Who the fuck
Who the fuck
Who the fucking hell are you?
Who the fu-cking hell are you?
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Mon 28 Jun 2010, 22:14,
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Who the fuck
Who the fucking hell are you?
Who the fu-cking hell are you?
This is your new daughter.
I found her in the living room this morning.
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 2:20,
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I found her in the living room this morning.
Or, in the following case, better later and, preferably, never.
(*never knowingly used a pic only once, no matter how shit*)
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 2:48,
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(*never knowingly used a pic only once, no matter how shit*)
nah. Just a youthful photocopier prank gone wrong.
A gentleman would pretend not to notice.
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 2:55,
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I would go watch it.
It's a bit cheesy with some bad jokes, but you do get to see a guy jump around a lot, and a bunch of evil ninjas fuck people up.
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 2:00,
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Play the original...
that was legendary in its time. I've still got a copy on my PC.
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 2:09,
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Peer pressure. I haven't seen the Cannonball Run :(
But I must vote for it.
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 2:03,
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I had my third b3ta day thirteen days ago and didn't even notice.
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 2:11,
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Happy belated b3taday!
I missed mine too. And I was distraught! Distraught, I tell you.
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 2:15,
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Not enough boobies though :(
In the film they always go on about how the lead actress is the best looking woman in the world, but not once does she get her tits out. Whereas Jake Gyllenwelshname gets his manchest out all the time D:
But he does have a pretty face so it's okay.
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 2:30,
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But he does have a pretty face so it's okay.
No. This is a picture of a twat. [picture of a vagina]
Harr harr.
:D
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 1:53,
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:D
fair?
At this time of night?
Hmmm... wonder if that idea's got legs. After all, we're all either rat-arsed or foreign. Or both.
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 2:05,
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Hmmm... wonder if that idea's got legs. After all, we're all either rat-arsed or foreign. Or both.
Brilliant!
For the second time this year a hastily drawn image on B3TA board looks EXACTLY like a colleague. I've forwarded this around the office and he's horrified. I may be fired, but wahey! I'm getting the laughs!
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 5:18,
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crikey!
he'd be pretty angry with a head that small. I know I would.
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 1:46,
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Haha
Get rid of the eyes and mouth, sort of looks like the guy got his head surgically attached to a roast chicken... to win a bet.
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 1:51,
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This makes me think of the baby-headed Death Eater from, er, Order of the Phoenix.
Woo!
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 1:55,
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ahhhahhh oh no fat trent!
there is no fat trent, only skinny trent and mother fucking buff trent
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 1:32,
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there is no fat trent, only skinny trent and mother fucking buff trent
apples and oranges and lemons my man
Albini, Thirlwell, Reznor, Broadrick, ALL GOOD
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 2:27,
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It's like being on 4chan.
"this is my opinion"
"you are trolling"
REPEAT.
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 1:39,
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"you are trolling"
REPEAT.
Leicestershire Today
And the competition was something to do with impersonating celebs
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 1:35,
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^ This.
The only thing that was proved is that you are indeed a massive cunt, and indeed a waste of oxygen.
There is nutella smudges on the shirt. (This was also proved when posted before). Cock.
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 8:52,
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There is nutella smudges on the shirt. (This was also proved when posted before). Cock.
Looks like
Adrian Chiles has been involved in a horrific accident. Although, it could, quite feasibly, be his normal face.
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 8:56,
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MY SON IS A CAT BOY
I hope nothing sexy happens
(i love how you did the nose bridge by the way - it would take me ages to do what you apparrently did in a quick scribble!)
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 1:30,
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(i love how you did the nose bridge by the way - it would take me ages to do what you apparrently did in a quick scribble!)
I think there's some kind of internet rule about this sort of thing
regardless, it's pretty hot.
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 1:09,
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regardless, it's pretty hot.
"Mum, this cock tastes nothing like dad's."
"Yes dear, your father's a very fastidious, hygienic man."
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 0:54,
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that wa no LOL
that was a full on cackle. You barstool.
Yay lockins!
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 1:41,
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Yay lockins!
Bravo! Shortly before this splendid medieval woodcut was made,
they threw the rulbook out the window.
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Fri 25 Jun 2010, 0:48,
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Looks like a nice print that, it probably isn't, but it's still smashing.
Lovely work.
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