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# Made a new Desktop pic out of internet bits, it sorta tiles or stretch it, feel free...
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:42, archived)
# 'That looks interesting!'
*waits for it to load*
*waits*
*F5*
*F5*
*F5*
*F5*
*F5*
*F5*
'Oh it's just a hippy'

Still like it though.
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:50, archived)
# Slow connection!
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:16, archived)
# damn hippies
lol great pic woo
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:52, archived)
# this is nice
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:52, archived)
# Y Fank U!
Work pretty well as a desktop, not too busy or boring...
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:17, archived)
# I like these when they are done with a single photo and some lights
Like this one

this one is pretty too
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:53, archived)
# nice!
Have some tileage:
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:57, archived)
# Oooh, that tiles wonderfully

(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:04, archived)
# :-D
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:05, archived)
# huzzah!
that one on the right is gonna bug me!
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:08, archived)
# Aye...
not perfect but my 1st go at tiling
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:11, archived)
# in which case
WOOOO!
i gave up trying to tile stuff!
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Mel Gibson annagram'd is Big Melons! My work here is done.
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:41, archived)
# time heals all things
except those crazy eyes
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:42, archived)
# I shouldn't laugh
but I am.

*click*
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:43, archived)
# haha:D
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:52, archived)
# Congrats Q!!!
*Click added*

:D
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:21, archived)
# :D
cheers bro!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:55, archived)
# HAHAHAHAAA
.....aaaaaahahahahaha!
(, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 0:26, archived)
[challenge entry] subtle
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:09, archived)
# Oh that Danny Glover
Always raping wives
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:10, archived)
# I just made this
mind if I park it here?

Promnight 1992

(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:12, archived)
# OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!
arousing!
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:13, archived)
# I bet Brian's pinching Freebase's arse.

(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:19, archived)
# sexy tiem!
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:20, archived)
# park as in crush
:D :D :D
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:13, archived)
# of course i dont mind
you post it without me answering the question whether its ok or not ;) haha you ok mr.ocre?
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:15, archived)
# I assumed I'd get away with it ;)

Yeah, I'm okay. Just heard that tomorrow's motor lessons are postponed until next week though.
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:19, archived)
# me 2 :D
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:16, archived)
# GOOCH MCGEE 2: Now it done
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:17, archived)
# Ladies and gentlemen,
The monster,
Which the peasants in this area call FRUNOBULAX
(Apparently a very large poodle dog)
Has just been seen approaching The Power Plant
Bullets can't stop it
Rockets can't stop it
We may have to use NUCLEAR FORCE!
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:23, archived)
# cover your noses
they may im[p]lode
spotify:track:5IQiYgP4SfKf8F00hbHbOJ
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camille_(1921_film)
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:26, archived)
# The Poodle Bites!
The Poodle Chews It!
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:40, archived)
# In the beginning God made 'the light.' Shortly thereafter God made three big mistakes. The first mistake was called MAN, the second mistake was called WO-MAN, and the third mistake was the invention of THE POODLE.
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:42, archived)
# I'll ignore your cheap aroma
(not a speck of cereal!)
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:07, archived)
[challenge entry] One's a horrible biggoted troll called Mel the other's etc


(apologies for seams, different skin tones, general shittiness etc)
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:06, archived)
# that looks scarily like my auntie
except she's got a beard
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:20, archived)
[challenge entry] We ain't never gonna be..
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:04, archived)
# Ha haa!
:D
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:07, archived)
# Haha

I have a slightly underwhelming story about Mel & Kim.
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:07, archived)
# Oh yes?
Do tell..
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:12, archived)
# Way back, a friend got a record player for his birthday
The sole record to accompany it was the single 'showing out'

We found out you could make it play backwards my using your hand on the record.

I've never forgotten that 'showing out' backwards sounded like 'hadi wooshma'.
It also sounded better overall.

The end.

By mediocre aged 35½
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:15, archived)
# 'slightly'?
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:18, archived)
# HAHAHA

I'd like to say it was the beginning of a successful DJ career, but he went and became a pilot. Bad choice.
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:20, archived)
# did he fly the plane backwards?
!HSSSOOOOOOOOOOOHW
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:24, archived)
# I presume.
His career just took off?
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:26, archived)
# fucking hell.
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:26, archived)
# you are the same age as me
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:22, archived)
# *high fives*

(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:24, archived)
# yeah!
i don't feel so old now!
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:26, archived)
# :(

(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:27, archived)
# hey
i've just spent the last 2 hours making carrot cake with my nephew. i felt like an old auntie :(
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:29, archived)
# That's ace though
+1 for carrot cake and
+1 for slow food/cooking
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:34, archived)
# i promised him
that if i won a tenner on the lottery tonight, we'd make walnut cake and apple and cinnamon cake tomorrow
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:39, archived)
# apple/cinnamon pie ftw!

(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:44, archived)
# he likes cooking
so i'm encouraging him. anything that stops him wanting to join the army is fine by me
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:46, archived)
# yes please.
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:44, archived)
# if it's as good as this carrot cake
he's going to be a little fatso soon
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:47, archived)
# waz dere tay?
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:16, archived)
# Tay tay t-t-t-t-tay TAY

(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:26, archived)
# fun time
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:09, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:11, archived)
# tay-tay-tay-tay-tatata-tay-tay-tay
TAKE THOSE SLUTTY CLOTHES OFF BEFORE YOU GET RAPED YOU FUCKING BITCH
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:12, archived)
# they ain't never gonna be respectable
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:19, archived)
#
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:03, archived)
# lil sprout
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:05, archived)
# ^ this
nice pic:D
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:12, archived)
# oh yes
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:05, archived)
# People/plant: pick a side

(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:08, archived)
# spongebob's brother in albino shocker
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Crap and no idea why sorry
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:55, archived)
# hahaha
top expression
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:56, archived)
# shouldnt that be
'fight punch'?

He looks more like that kids TV presenter that used to do that saturday morning tv show with holly willoughby, before she went big time
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:57, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:52, archived)
# Haha
Mad Marx - the Jew warrior
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:56, archived)
# He showed them!
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:04, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:11, archived)
# Then he torches the place with a menorah (great scene)!
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Hail Gibson!
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:45, archived)
# theres a light bulb up his sleeve
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Get this one out of the way really quick


image sauce piss!
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:42, archived)
#
brilliant!
(, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 0:38, archived)
[challenge entry]

Another case won for HappyToast Ace Attorney
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:35, archived)
# uh-oh
happytoast image loading! FP imminent! FP imminent!

(my internet is rather slow tonight)
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:36, archived)
# ah - its loaded now
Is that some of the stuff he was saying? Blimey.

Ive not actually listened to the phonecall everyone keeps banging on about
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:41, archived)
# he uses bad words
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:42, archived)
# rose garden?
was this a threat to bury her?
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:55, archived)
# I think so
it's an odd threat to create an ornamental flowerbed otherwise :D
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:57, archived)
# You fucking cunt!
You carry on and I'm gonna fix that dripping tap, you hear me, bitch?

etc
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:59, archived)
# no - he's an old romantic
he wanted to take her to a lovely rose garden.

Bless 'im
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:57, archived)
# He has certainly had his fair share of
vitamin C (-unt) today...
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:41, archived)
# Golden Gob Award Winner !
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:42, archived)
# Yeah! Plant those roses!
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:55, archived)
# yeeeeeeeeeeees
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:56, archived)
#
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:00, archived)
# I would have changed it to make sense, but its the direct transcript and he wasn't :D
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:58, archived)
# Ohhhhh, you forgot my favourite bit
where he's saying that he's her only friend and that the friend she mentions would "blow him in 5 seconds". He's charming.
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:03, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:15, archived)
# Mel Jolson
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:24, archived)
# compo it
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:25, archived)
[challenge entry] not worth a thread.


yours is better
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:26, archived)
# needs more terminator
i thought that was him on the right at first glimpse
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:45, archived)
# Anakin in the UK
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:17, archived)
# Mammy Gibson?

(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh My God!!! The Prophecies were true!
a beautiful painting

"And Lo, he came upon us a second time and spake the word of the Lord. And went Batshit Crazy!"
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:11, archived)
# hahahaha teh gibson has tiny penor
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:13, archived)
# i know!!!
who'd have thought he'd sire so many children with that?

do you reckon he used a turkey baster?

(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:24, archived)
#
ADAM: The Return.
Adam's back and his pissed!
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:15, archived)
[challenge entry] THIS HAPPENED IN THE LAST HALF HOUR ... BUMBUDDABUMBUDDA

loo roll?^ To clean your hands with, like at the garage.
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:10, archived)
# haha all done to scale as well ;)
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:12, archived)
# Good Gush !
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:13, archived)
#
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:20, archived)
# Said !
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:24, archived)
# hahah...
Marina, I once knew a girl named Marina....
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:16, archived)
# FLPBLPFLBPFLBPFLBFLBPPBLFPLBFLBFLPBL
*underwater speaking*
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:22, archived)
# she smelt terribly of fish.
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:20, archived)
# Tubgirl flashback :-(
Been ages since i saw anything of stingray. Strange, what with everybody cashing in on the nostalgia boom.
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:17, archived)
# Haha
That's Gerry's doing that is.
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:17, archived)
# Where is that OFF switch?
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Gibson
Gibsoff
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:22, archived)
# :D
stingray Woo
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:18, archived)
# how do i refresh safari images ?
I allways get a few frames of a giff and then a white flash :-(
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:19, archived)
# control+f5
b3tards is screwed
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:33, archived)
# tried that and it did not work
I should have mentioned that I'm using a mac
cmd+r refreshes but giff's still only half load
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:38, archived)
# Anything can happen in the next half hour!
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:38, archived)
# nothing happened
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:15, archived)
# I wanted to shop something before the new image challenge threadrush begins.
But alas, i am too late.

Guess this will get washed away by a torrent of Gibsons.

(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:03, archived)
# Nice
didn't notice the one in her hand at first.
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:04, archived)
# i read that as 'a torrent of Gibbons'
*enjoys the mental image*
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:05, archived)
# that was kind of the point
I like the mental image too.
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:08, archived)
# monkey river
also woo
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:09, archived)
# Bright . . . and I think this will win !
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:07, archived)
# Impressive.
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:10, archived)
# is there a
'going out with me' mode?

I want an asian babe for christmas. And birthday.
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:35, archived)
# Melly Chlistmas !
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:40, archived)
#
Hai, arigato gozaimass.
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:54, archived)
# 'nuff said...I know all too well.
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:58, archived)
# Summery!

(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:36, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: MEL GIBSON


Mel Gibson, action hero. Whether it's as Mad Max, or the bloke out of Lethal Weapon, he's never far from our screens or out of the news. So fire up your image manipulation tool and manipulate him. Go mental.

Challenge suggested by HappyToast and voted for by you.
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:48, archived)
[challenge entry] knew it
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:50, archived)
# awesomely scary!
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:12, archived)
# oh
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:51, archived)
# why on earth does that look like Kurt Cobain to me?!!
:D
I think its simply the eyes, weird
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:54, archived)
# GEL MIBSON THREADRUSH - ATAAAAACCCCCKKKKKK
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:04, archived)
[challenge entry] shit just got real
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:09, archived)
#
Watching Batman on Sky.
Joker falls off building...
...right at the moment I see this...

...chuckling danny ftw.
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:58, archived)
# cheers Sugartits
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:09, archived)
[challenge entry] utter wank challenge idea
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 23:17, archived)
# http://www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/
Then pick something...
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:14, archived)
# .

for a book cover comp. not coloured yet

(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:53, archived)
# Is the book about nitrous oxide ?
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:01, archived)
# I thought it was a cook book?
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:03, archived)
# looks great so far :)
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:01, archived)
# Terribly pretty!!
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:04, archived)
# bar the pollen!
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:09, archived)
# Dies & Gentlemen?
Cool skeleton drawing :)
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:11, archived)
# can't
lay claim to that one. it's a photoshop job
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:13, archived)
# I already have the gas.
I blame last nights chili.
Got vindaloo tonight too - erk!

Nicely done though - was this all drawn from hand, or traced/ clipart?
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:21, archived)
# gorrila
skeleton and the nazi eagle are traced. geese etc are drawn
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:27, archived)
# I like it
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:31, archived)
# cor!
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:31, archived)
# Nice :D
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:35, archived)
# great style
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:36, archived)
# cheers
:)
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:45, archived)
# i liked your stuff from waaay back
i remember your black and white video of 'Alle Gegen Alle'

it was amazing, is in online anywhere, as I really like the editing
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:51, archived)
# not
anymore. youtube ticked me off for it
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:52, archived)
# those bums
Also, the 'Jesus in Alnwick Triliogy' is sublime
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Xvp1bMnaWw
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:54, archived)
# I like all of that.
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:11, archived)
# If she told you that she was lying . . . would that be the truth ?
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:38, archived)
# wood?
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:41, archived)
# rubber !
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:46, archived)
# would not.
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:12, archived)
# She can very well rub herself

(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:38, archived)
# who dat?
and if I turned my TV from 'widescreen' to '4/3' would she look normal?
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:41, archived)
# That is Cvecezla . . . she would always look normal . . .
unless it's a lie . . .
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:48, archived)
# Hey! It's respected private citizen Tom Landry!
And South American sensation Xoxchisha -- Xoxchoshe -- Xox -- oh, boy
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:25, archived)
# ill have you know, accidentally found the 'lotus breasts' image again
trying to google and remember the correct phrasing of that quote.

I feel sick now.
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:26, archived)
#
I'm more worried about pirhanas. Did you see that movie where they send a nuclear submarine to fight the pirhanas ?
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:35, archived)
# and one swims down the periscope and bites him on the eye?
REVERSE VAMPIRES!
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:37, archived)
# You have recently watched - Labyrinth
AICMFP
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:10, archived)
#
I thought of a labyrinth of labyrinths, of one sinuous spreading labyrinth that would encompass
the past and the future and in some way involve the stars . . .
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:30, archived)
# who's that?
Is it a football thing? IS she a football?


Generally when i see a picture of someone related to a story i dont know, its football.
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:22, archived)
# Just a baller having a ball at the ball . . .
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:31, archived)
# lazy eye :D
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:36, archived)
# Lookin' for a good time !
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:45, archived)
# hand melt nosey twitch fit
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:37, archived)
# is quaker than the i
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:46, archived)
# somewhere to hang me coat:D
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:10, archived)
# What a rack !
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:25, archived)
# ahh, young people and their romantic ideas...


yes, yes, TOAP but the picture accurately represented the look I was after...
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:02, archived)
# Please Forward :
I've been to Madrid
I've been to Lisbon
I think you should send this
To one Mel Gibson
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:15, archived)
# please forward to the thread below
I've eaten onions
I've eaten mince
Cliff Richard's a cunt
and so is Prince.
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:28, archived)
# please forward to the thread below
roses are red
violets are blue
I fucked your arse
and now smell like poo
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:35, archived)
# please forward to the thread below
rose are red, there are also pink, white and yellow varieties too,
violets are violet, the name is a clue,
I have obsessive compulsive disorder,
plus my poetry skills are very much lacking.
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:15, archived)
# :D
I often wondered why people suck.
It's because they don't give a fuck.
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:34, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:29, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:58, archived)
#
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:57, archived)
# *checks file name*
*remains none the wiser*
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:59, archived)
#
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:00, archived)
# was liberace gay?
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:01, archived)
# No, it's all ironic.
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:01, archived)
# for a long time
I thought he was really the Hooded Claw
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:30, archived)
# ^ That
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:52, archived)
#
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:03, archived)
# serves him right for eating too many people
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:52, archived)
# Prince Danny McCartney?
EDIT: Prince Liberace McCartney? Arse.
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:01, archived)
# Surprised Macca at the inception of Prince (with noticeable absence of Raoul Moat)
So, for five hundred thousand pounds, going once, going twice
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:02, archived)
# I don't know what's going on here but I'm grassing you up to Web Sherrif anyway
;P
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:03, archived)
# ha ha!
just what I was thinking!
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:25, archived)

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