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#
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 6:51, archived)
# OH YEAH FLICK YOUR SCROLL WHEEL BABY
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 7:09, archived)
# Where's the TARDIS?
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 7:20, archived)
#
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 7:44, archived)
# I'M A DOCTOR, JIM, NOT A HIPPIE!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 8:09, archived)
#
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 8:25, archived)
# WWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:01, archived)
# that's starting to look like a triple rainbow
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:06, archived)
#
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:20, archived)
# no reason


but I suspect nobody will see it.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 3:44, archived)
# Herr today, gone tomorrow.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 3:48, archived)
# I thought about making it a Gilette ad...
...the best a man can get.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 7:11, archived)
# that's cos it's not there
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 4:27, archived)
# a tiger is a tiger, not a lamb..
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 4:40, archived)
# Mares eat oats and does eat oats
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 5:04, archived)
# And little lambs eat ivy
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 5:30, archived)
# In the purifi-ow-i-ow-i-ow-ied air
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 5:35, archived)
# ..and if she says "oh, really?" ONE MORE TIME I shall BREAK HER NECK
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 6:16, archived)
# Its head had turned into mush/ It squished between our fingers
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 6:38, archived)
# oooh now that I do not know.. ref?
any way here is the cat meat conga
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndSG71OenKs
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 6:48, archived)
#
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 7:01, archived)
# hahhhhahh I need a copy of this
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 7:11, archived)
# Chile molestin' blues ain't in youtube, curiously
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFDKo0Tu2DU

but I'm interested, Arlo Guthrie's the only one I really know from that period
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 7:15, archived)
# A great talent. By OUR standards.
Worth digging about to get to hear them.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 7:22, archived)
# god damn related videos
moved on to some Dave van Ronk, thence to Gary Davis
and Mississippi John Hurt
damn
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 7:38, archived)
# "I had the strangest dream last night."
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 6:15, archived)
#

(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 6:53, archived)
# sorted!

(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 7:16, archived)
# Hugh Laurie in the first one?
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:07, archived)
# !

(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 8:47, archived)
# Hello popular Hitler :)

(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:15, archived)
# Safe removal?
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 1:50, archived)
# Had that safe been heavier
he wouldn't be stuck
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 7:54, archived)
# LOLOLOLOL face transplant LOLOLOLOLOL
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:19, archived)
#
you could of at least shopping it to say Face Removals
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:25, archived)
# Creepiest thing I ever saw
was the ghost of Keith Chegwin in the right rear light cluster of a MG 7

(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 0:39, archived)
# You are Keith Chegwin and you took this photo with the camera in one of your teeth aicmfp
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 0:40, archived)
# you clearly didn't see him naked
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 0:41, archived)
# You can get drugs for that.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 3:38, archived)
# Did you see it for sale on eBay ?
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 0:48, archived)
# well that's just really damn scarey
hahaha
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 0:58, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 0:05, archived)
# he's got a heid growin out of his back!
A FRIGGIN HEID!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 0:10, archived)
# It's not real though.
Someone explained this to me.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 0:12, archived)
# ENHANCE
VECTOR IN

GO FOR A 360

LET'S HARD COPY!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 0:12, archived)
# I don't know what's happening here and it's making me uncomfortable.
Sting looks like a League Division 3 manager.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 0:10, archived)
# A HEID! A FRIGGIN HEID!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 0:12, archived)
# But in reality, not
It's just a phototrick.

I think the Edmonds ghost may be real actually.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 0:12, archived)
# ME MAW SEZ ISA HEID!
A FRIGGIN HEID!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 0:13, archived)
# How big was it?
BIG AS A FRIGGIN HEID!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 0:15, archived)
# this reminds me, of an important rule to live by.
"Never eat anything bigger than your own head"
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 0:16, archived)
# pizza
that is all.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 0:17, archived)
# You've a flat head.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 0:18, archived)
# you never inflated a pizza?
you haven't lived, zeltergusset
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 0:20, archived)
#
I'm imagining inflating a pizza, leaving it out to go stale, cutting a hole in the bottom and wearing it as a helmet.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 0:22, archived)
# i'm imagining you doing that, too
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 0:25, archived)
# Pizza Hat? - you should patent this
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 0:27, archived)
# indeed, a fully rolled pizza in 4 dimensions
is not bigger than your head
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 1:46, archived)
# I have never had really good pizza in England.
In fact I don't believe there IS any really good pizza in England.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 0:23, archived)
# you lie!
i'd prove it, but the pizza places around here are shit
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 0:25, archived)
# Hahaha
yeah, that sounds about right.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 0:33, archived)
# although
asda's cheese steak pizza is fucking gorgeous
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 0:36, archived)
# I have to say that the pizzas from the local Pizza Hut are really nice
especially the cheese crust ones. Tried Dominoes but didn't like theirs very much.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 0:29, archived)
# i'm not surprised
had domino's pizza once and only once. nasty just doesn't quite cover it :(
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 0:35, archived)
# !
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 0:38, archived)
# sweet dancing grandma!
that's fucking rancid!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 0:40, archived)
# I think that, given favourable winds, it could make a dog vomit at thirty paces.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 0:43, archived)
# i don't doubt it for a moment
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 0:45, archived)
#
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 1:08, archived)
# Nothing wrong with a good Fiorentina
but that doesn't look like a good Fiorentina
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 1:15, archived)
# SAY PEAT-ZUGH!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 1:19, archived)
# You are B Kliban
AICMFP
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 4:42, archived)
# ya know
I'm not sure I've noticed those signs before.

And what the hell is that reflection in the right-rear light cluster? It looks like the ghost of Noel Edmonds
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 0:11, archived)
# It really does.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 0:11, archived)
# Reflecto porn of Sting in the monitor of course!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 0:14, archived)
# Long exposure?
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 0:15, archived)
# Short but wide aperture
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 0:16, archived)
# Shallow depth of field?
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 0:17, archived)
# FUCK
I can't believe I got drawn into that :)
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 0:17, archived)
# Yes but nice Bokeh ;)
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 0:18, archived)
# Haha
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 0:25, archived)
# I think
I prefer to think of it as the ghost of Noel Edmonds.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 0:17, archived)
# Reflecto-ghost of Noel Edmonds/Sting porn as seen in right-rear light cluster
Media: Photoshop, found sources, That Band That Did That Song, you know the one about the perv.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 0:20, archived)
# It was a police sting operation !
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 0:49, archived)
# Me want HUGS!

(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 23:55, archived)
#
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 1:43, archived)
# another gayshift classic
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:41, archived)
# night :D
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 23:52, archived)
# make the bad man go away
well he's not really bad, he just shot his own face off and borrowed someone else's.
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 23:54, archived)
# he has to give it back?
well, that's a bummer
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 23:59, archived)
# More Bad Man!!!

Yay for Bad Man!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 0:09, archived)
# HELLO MR HITLER, WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING TODAY MR HITLER?
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 0:14, archived)
# Ein Hazt Bein to Dah Optikkiaans!!!
Should have gone to SS...Eist mein Specsavers!! LOLZ
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 0:18, archived)
# oh hi hitler
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 0:59, archived)
# WHAT A SILLY HITLER! A WARDROBE MALFUNCTION HAS OCCURED!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 1:47, archived)
# GMOS GMOS GMOS MOGS MOGSMOSGMOSMO
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 0:11, archived)
# Hehe...
...going very well with this!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:42, archived)
# You won't like it...
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 23:00, archived)
# Realyy? It's not that b- WAH!
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 23:04, archived)
# yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 23:05, archived)
# I ain't knockin' knockin' it !
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 23:06, archived)
# I am indifferent to it
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 23:06, archived)
#
He seems friendly to me
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 23:09, archived)
# ^this
:D
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 23:15, archived)
# His innards are popcorn!
Yays
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 23:30, archived)
# Sparkly bikini girl loves it!

(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 23:36, archived)
# She wore an, bitsy, teeny weeny,
wate wft is up with that bitch's knees.
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 23:46, archived)
# it was a time travel accident
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 0:08, archived)
# about time we had a sparkly bikini on here
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 0:12, archived)
# hell yes, more bikini action!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 0:14, archived)
# :)
Reminds me of Jan Svankmajer.
 
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 23:44, archived)
# Oh I dunno, it has a certain somethARRRRGH


Farah forces it *

* (c) 2010 strained puns inc.
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 23:45, archived)
# If I raced against him, I'd win
that's how fucking fast I would run away.
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 23:47, archived)
# Arrkkkk!



is probably the sound she makes
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 7:00, archived)
# Little kitteh is excited at being my first cat pic.
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 22:58, archived)
# Happy . . . excited and well poised !
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 23:05, archived)
# :D
Credit for the poising goes to whoever took the source pic. I think kitteh is finding it funny I spent an hour working on getting a layer looking right that I then didn't even use.
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 23:11, archived)
# you need to do this next :D

(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 23:13, archived)
# Wow. That's ace.
I think I might try that. Not tonight though.
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 23:19, archived)
# I like this :D
hedgehog in my garden :D

Click for bigger (299 kb)
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 23:24, archived)
# He must be huge!
I had a fox in my garden, but now I have neither, just a building site 'next door'. :(
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 23:26, archived)
# that's a tame one
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 23:28, archived)
# Yes it is tame :D
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 23:37, archived)
# Hedgehogs and Healing Hands at Hospital :(
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 23:40, archived)
# I've seen worse
hedgehogs can get nasty tick infestations.

apparently you can pour baby oil on the ticks to kill them off.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 0:00, archived)
# DIIIINSDALE!
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 23:58, archived)
# its trying to escape!
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 23:43, archived)
# no wonder

(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 23:55, archived)
# :E
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 7:38, archived)
# hello cat
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 23:07, archived)
# nice puss :D
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 23:14, archived)
# CUP OF TEA?!
 


yay for kitten pictures and pictures of kittens
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 1:59, archived)
[challenge entry] HMS Big Ben Tower Clock
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 22:47, archived)
#
Silver ships on plasmic oceans
In disquise
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 22:49, archived)
# Loose ships sink slips !
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 22:52, archived)
# Woo Ships :D
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 22:54, archived)
# Hazardous waters . . . remain on board HMS herman:D !
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 23:00, archived)
# BOATS, MOTHERFUCKERS!
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 23:37, archived)
# JUST BE ON'M !
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 23:41, archived)
# that is its secret function come armageddon
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 23:08, archived)
# Avast ship to ship no to shore !
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 23:16, archived)
[challenge entry] i suck at animation!


The optimisation sped it up, and the plane dissapered! christ i suck balls!!!!
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 22:24, archived)
# if you didn't suck balls
maybe that large cloud of white stuff would be smaller
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 22:26, archived)
# This makes irritable moggy irritable
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 22:28, archived)
#
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 22:40, archived)
# These are cool
and very apt, just finishing my first b3ta kitten pic now! :)
'Ning /board, how is everyone today?
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 22:44, archived)
# If the optimisation sped it up then you need to lengthen the frame rate for each frame.
looks good from what is there which means your animation doesn't totally suck Ed Balls
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 22:29, archived)
# yeah but it took me about half an hour, and halfway though i thought...
this is a crap joke......... but i['ve done too much work to stop now! lol
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 22:31, archived)
# The work never ends, ask the animation machine known as Fresh Water Mole! :D
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 22:34, archived)
# Upload the full version somewhere and edit your post with a link to it
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 22:36, archived)
# Or he could buy a really expensive fish
then overcook it.
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 22:41, archived)
#
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 22:32, archived)
# Hello doctor
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 22:33, archived)
# greetings ladies and gentlymen
could someone please direct me to the funny pictures because this fuck with the fat faux face that doesnt really make me titter at all.
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 22:49, archived)
# Still Looking
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 22:58, archived)
# ding dong ding dong
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 23:05, archived)
# i agree
THIS ISN'T PROPER ENTERTAINMENT

I DEMAND TO BE PROPERLY ENTERTAINED
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 22:59, archived)
# I pressed the button, but nothing happened.
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 22:41, archived)
# That's what the button does.
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 22:43, archived)
# Oh.......................................................................................................................................pure genius!
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 22:53, archived)
# Press harder
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 22:44, archived)
# I broke my mouse! SONUVABITCH!
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 22:47, archived)
# It's a subsitute button that was first use when George W Bush was in office
so he could press it all day long and no nukes would be launched - The Whitehouse Aides would help out by making whooshing and boom noises to simulate a launch. :D
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 22:47, archived)
# The White House has Aids?
.......................Hey Tahkcalb, get on that!
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 22:51, archived)
# He's not the only one with a business model
and a taste for Aids.
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 23:05, archived)
# *jumps on the wagon*
/
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 22:18, archived)
# ALL SEEMS WELL HERE.
Damn! I don't have a Caps Lock on any of my other machines.
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 22:19, archived)
# he might want to rethink the eyeliner
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 22:20, archived)
# ARGH!
Hey you crazies, I'd like to share some sludge, psych 60's, 70's kind of music. 2 hours left. Here ye go-

www.wcsb.org/listen-files/wcsb24k.asx
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 22:25, archived)
# Lay off the cake.
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 22:40, archived)
# Cocaine spider CAKE
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 23:02, archived)
# Hahhaha poor guy
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 22:32, archived)
# The Return of Arseface


(c) Garth Ennis & Steve Dillon
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 22:40, archived)
# O_O
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 22:42, archived)
# Robert Rodriguez Presents............
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 21:54, archived)
# ris?
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 22:12, archived)
# i think they're for measuring the speed of paedos
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 22:14, archived)
# Aha!
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 22:19, archived)
# damn fast, those paedos
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 22:19, archived)
# Predators
no idea why though.
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 22:33, archived)
# Hello b3ta
I'm Mr.Vasburg. I'm new and looking forward to a successful future.
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 21:47, archived)
# Hello Mr Vasburg
Volovant?
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 21:48, archived)
# Welcome to b3ta
I don't like your face though.
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 21:49, archived)
# you don't happen to sell dicks, do you?
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 21:55, archived)
# The Vasburg Company rather sells "experiences" than things.
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 22:00, archived)
# so you sell AIDS, yes?
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 22:04, archived)
# 10 aids please
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 22:33, archived)
# Did you mean AYDS ?
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 22:36, archived)
# Have you guys ever noticed how AIDs always comes in packs of 10
but the vaccines always come in boxes of 0s? You know how many boxes you have to buy to make them match up? IT'S CRAZY!!
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 22:43, archived)
# hello mr vasburg
would you like some battenburg?
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 21:56, archived)
# Welcome to
:D
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 21:59, archived)
# vas ist das?
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 22:03, archived)
# Hello
pull up a face transplant
D :
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 22:15, archived)
# i still say he looks like jimmy carr after a bee attack
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 22:18, archived)
# now that I would love to see
as long as there were at least a million
( and they were very, very angry )
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 22:39, archived)
# africanised killer bees ftw
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 22:44, archived)
# hmmmm
That head looks suspiciously like a forsaken character model from WoW. Woo.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 5:58, archived)
# Yay!
You are wrong, Sir.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 6:58, archived)
[challenge entry] !

(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 21:26, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 21:39, archived)
# Brilliant.
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 21:40, archived)
# Haha :D
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 22:01, archived)
# hur hur!
to steal someone's reply from the last time.
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 23:01, archived)
# not been paying attention


Had a bell end gag already?
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 21:04, archived)
# what does he actually do?
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 21:11, archived)
# This
twitter.com/benfogle

It appears Mr. Cracknell has been injured. Feel a bit bad for insinuating he was a bellend
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 21:14, archived)
# HaHa!..you fractured your skull
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 21:21, archived)
# Ha ha
Such a massive twat
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 21:30, archived)
# Cunt Fish
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 21:01, archived)
# Cunt fish can be such cunts at times

(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 21:06, archived)
# So can birds
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 22:36, archived)
# How does it smell?
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 21:07, archived)
# he is a bit
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 21:12, archived)
# cunt fish is quick release :D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 21:16, archived)
# Well done

(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 20:46, archived)
# LOL CLASSIC GAYSHIFT LOL
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 21:09, archived)
# . . .
...

...

REFLECTION!!
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 22:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Better late than never...
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 19:25, archived)
# that's a spanging
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 19:27, archived)
#

(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 19:48, archived)
# yay!
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 20:11, archived)
# it looks fast to me
WOO!, anyway
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 21:27, archived)
#
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 19:24, archived)
# SIXTY NINE DUDE!
(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 19:59, archived)
# *high fives all around*

(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 20:02, archived)

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