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# This was better in my head
Photobucket

probably should've stayed there too.
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 16:11, archived)
# ooOOOOoo
you bitch!


woo!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 16:18, archived)
# Well . . . eye'll bee !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 16:24, archived)
# That pun surely had
a sting it its tail
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 16:43, archived)
# Well . . . I got a real buzz out of it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 16:49, archived)
# No
need to make a song and (waggle) dance about it.
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 16:51, archived)
# Honey
This sting is bigger than the both of us.
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 17:05, archived)
# We'll have to comb through this situation !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 17:09, archived)
# That movie
Shoulda starred Sting.
(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 17:13, archived)
# Wasp's wrong with that . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 17:19, archived)
# Perhaps we should seek an audience with the queen
She's usually sweet about these things
Last time I saw her she was larved up in the shower
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 17:22, archived)
# All her workers are looking forward to a jelly good time !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 17:27, archived)
# Out here in the fields . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 16:02, archived)
# The acid is strong with this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 16:09, archived)
# A good had was timed by all !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 16:11, archived)
# Hahahaha
how did I miss this? Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 16:32, archived)
# Sneaky . . . like snaxe on the grass ~ ~ ~
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 16:38, archived)
# must be having an earthquake looking at that grass!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 16:57, archived)
# The grass is high and the earth quakes in the breeze ~~~
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 16:58, archived)
# Woo Woo :D
(herman:D, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 18:36, archived)
# Choo Choo !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 18:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 15:39, archived)
# Heavy metamorphosis !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 15:43, archived)
# Haha
Is that a monster on the bench on the right?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 15:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 15:51, archived)
# Baby Mothra ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 15:53, archived)
# THIS IS MY FINAL FORM
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 15:55, archived)
# That oughts draw folks into theaters like flies !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 15:57, archived)
# well that fucker's gonna give me nightmares
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sun 8 Aug 2010, 0:40, archived)
# did it turn into this?
THE BEHEMOTH
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sun 8 Aug 2010, 0:42, archived)
# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 15:52, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 16:14, archived)
# You know it's not often changing room threads come up...

(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 16:19, archived)
# Time for a change indeed !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 16:39, archived)
# Hey
Put a freaking towel on will ya! You silk purse is showing
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 16:32, archived)
[challenge entry] slow board today!


As approved by the Holy See
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 15:32, archived)
# They melt in your wallet not on your spirit !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 15:42, archived)
# hope they're made with holy water
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 15:42, archived)
# Ha!
I missed a trick there :)
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 15:44, archived)
# :D!
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 16:18, archived)
# She certainly knows how to hold her licker !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 16:27, archived)
# Ha!
Knew it must have been done already! Woo to your excellent pic! :D
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 16:49, archived)
# Pope pez
(skodaboy, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 14:17, archived)
# Yes, I am an utter child...
...but I did have to ROFL when I opened my Yahoo! front page and saw this:



(theJazzMonkey is enjoying your internet history, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 13:12, archived)
# Suffers Gay shock to defeat Bolt
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 13:14, archived)
# Gay Bolt suffers defeat shock to.
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Gay to shock Bolt, defeat suffers.
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 13:19, archived)
# Shock defeat suffers gay to bolt.
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 13:21, archived)
# Gay shock to defeat Bolt (suffers).
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 13:23, archived)
# Bolt to Gay suffers defeat shock.
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 13:25, archived)
# To defeat Bolt, Gay suffers shock.
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 13:26, archived)
# To Gay, Bolt suffers shock defeat.
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 13:27, archived)
# World record holder Usain Bolt has been beaten by Tyson Gay in his first 100 metres defeat in over two years.
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 13:30, archived)
# No, you bender (of rules)...
You're doing it wrong.
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 14:47, archived)
# Gay bender shoots Bolt over his feet rules shock.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 15:30, archived)
# Bisexual frog in total Nutsack knees-up win.
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 15:34, archived)
# I can't see what you did there.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 7 Aug 2010, 13:18, archived)
# Ah, but can you see what he didn't do?
Subtlety is key, you see.
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 13:19, archived)
# Less is more
applies also to laydees :)
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 13:24, archived)
# Depends...
Are we talking quantity or... *quantity*?
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 13:26, archived)
# Definitely *quantity*
"I like wimmin big and small, just as long as there are NO clothes at all" (c) Alfred, Lord Tennyson.
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 13:32, archived)
# 5 messages in 2 years! Impressive lurkage sir :(
and then you go and post an unshopped pic... *FAIL*
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 13:22, archived)
# Hi Doug.
I'm in the UK from 15th of September. All causal hookups gratefully accepted.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Aug 2010, 13:26, archived)
# I like
soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id=337901&cc=5901
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 13:26, archived)
# Pffft!
I like zebras
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 13:39, archived)
# Haaa!
Best headline ever!!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 13:39, archived)
# Britney Spears
or so goes her reputation.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 15:13, archived)
# Holiday murder: man arrested
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! PRICELESS!!!!!

Or is it yet another Tyson Gay related headline? That one isn't even funny! :( Surely nothing could beat...?

www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE6622I420100703

Also you've started a main board thread with an unshopped picture. Booooooo!!! :( :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 13:35, archived)
# Now that's more like it 8>)
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 14:20, archived)
# *snigger*
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 14:48, archived)
# hi you're an utter fucknut
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 14:00, archived)
# On a similar note
I do enjoy it when Superbikes bloke, Casey Stoner, wins races. The BBC will invariably put up something along the lines of: 'Stoner wins Italian GP'.
(I helped save b3ta! ousgg is not seeking approval, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 14:00, archived)
# Hi Doug
Is this what you were getting at?
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 15:02, archived)
# I'LL FUCK YOUR EYES WITH A DOGSHIT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 15:20, archived)
# ONE OF THE OLD-FASHIONED WHITE ONES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 15:20, archived)
# This took far too long


(for something this bad, that isn't even merchandise)...
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 13:03, archived)
# hahaha
ba dum tish
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 13:06, archived)
# I thanqu :)
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 13:08, archived)
# true story! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 13:10, archived)
# Hee hee! Absolutely :D
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 13:13, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha
Good work!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 16:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Single to Hull please...
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Sat 7 Aug 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Hahahaha
I'll buy numpty seven alter boy's cheeks.

Also I think someone is having a laugh making the stills for iPlayer.

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 12:30, archived)
# they should be in panto those two
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 7 Aug 2010, 12:39, archived)
# I've seen the Australian version on some satelite channel (non-celebrity)
Ruined it. Turned it into a fascile reality show. They all live togeather in a house, they can vote off people if they win challanges.
Totally perverts what the show is about. I think most of them are picked for their looks rather than their cooking talents.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 12:45, archived)
# It gets a lot of interest.
more so that big brother etc.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Aug 2010, 12:56, archived)
# Did the UK version air in Oz?
In the UK I think it's a ultimate cooking show. All they get here is a trophy not a book deal but the winners pretty much go on the run amazing top restaurant kitchens.
The celebrity version is funny to watch as most are pretty hardcore foodies and regardless of their celebrity they're shitting themselves just being on the show.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 13:03, archived)
# No I don't think it did/does (certainly not primetime)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Aug 2010, 13:22, archived)
# I liked it.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 7 Aug 2010, 13:01, archived)
# I have to ask if you're from Australia?
If so have you seen the original UK version. It's not a reality show and the challanges towards the end involve some of the biggest chefs in the world. People that have about 10-15 michelin stars each.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 13:05, archived)
# I may have been influenced by the fact that I came third.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 7 Aug 2010, 13:09, archived)
# Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!
:P

Have you seen the UK version?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 13:09, archived)
# Yes, I preferred the OZ one, much less egotistical judges.
As light entertainment I thought it was ok and I liked the fact that the judges all cooked. By the last few shows I was actually looking forward to it and I thought there was some top cheffery all through.
btw they weren't all pretty by any means
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 7 Aug 2010, 13:16, archived)
# On a related note
I was living in Sydney at the time of My Restaurant Rules.

I lived 2 mins from the Sydney restaurant and walked past it the day after it got closed.

The restaurant had huge window stencils everywhere with the show's logo and big letters obviously saying, 'My Restaurant Rules.'

Somone had stick up a printed out A3 piece of paper with the words, 'Obviously not.' on it.

Additionally I remember they had to be very careful about filming for a couple of days as Nando's had an avert lorry going round and round the block with a big sign saying, 'No. Our restaurant rules.'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 13:22, archived)
# I really like the Australian version
Lots more tension and I found it almost gripping. The food was interesting in the episode I saw too.

Better than the UK version anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 13:12, archived)
# you don't love me anymore!
:~(~~~~~
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Most of the people on it have a grip on something...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Aug 2010, 13:24, archived)
# sexy nuns
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 12:43, archived)
# Ooooh nice!
Well done there chap!
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 13:10, archived)
# This is good.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:59, archived)
[challenge entry]
(herman:D, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 12:23, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 12:31, archived)
# hee hee:D
magic
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 12:43, archived)
# Hahaha
Pope-up
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 7 Aug 2010, 13:02, archived)
# lovely!
Ratz-in-the-box
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 13:18, archived)
# Ha ha!
This is bloody fantastique!!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 16:25, archived)
# PAY ATTENTION TO ME.


I'm going to draw something pretty for you guys soon. I promise.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 12:03, archived)
# pets - the hidden dangers
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 12:05, archived)
# huzzah!
CAYKE!!!


(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 12:06, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 12:07, archived)
# happy burning tip day

(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 12:08, archived)
# Happy B3taday :3
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 12:10, archived)
# burny cat is burny
Happy b3taday Titsatyr
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 12:13, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 12:16, archived)
# When he wrong The Starship Titanic for Douglas Adams
He did it one the condition he could write it in the nude. There's even a photo in the boo of him wearing a typewriter.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 12:35, archived)
# chortles
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 12:41, archived)
# Ha!
This is brill :)
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 13:28, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 15:49, archived)
# Happy b3taday
(herman:D, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 12:21, archived)
# Happy B3taday !!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sat 7 Aug 2010, 12:27, archived)
# happy b3taday :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 12:40, archived)
# it would have been quicker just typing yes!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 8 Aug 2010, 1:37, archived)
# That's what you think.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 8 Aug 2010, 1:39, archived)
# happy candle toastercat.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Aug 2010, 12:56, archived)
# Happy Three Hot Ones !
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 15:49, archived)
# Happy birthday al-Jazeera cat!
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 17:50, archived)
# After this:
www.b3ta.com/board/10147740

I had to do this:


sorry
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 11:55, archived)
# hahahahahaha happy pope is happy
and bitey.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 11:58, archived)
# Hahaha
www.b3ta.com/links/Gadgetvader
(herman:D, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 11:59, archived)
# I'd just seen that on the telly
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Ooh!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 12:14, archived)
# that is rather special.
it's a sad say whne you can say Channel Five is vastly superior to ITV!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 12:38, archived)
# gnice gnashers!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 12:10, archived)
# Fake! No shark.
No... wait...
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 13:11, archived)
# Shopter
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 15:22, archived)
# I just did this and Mrs Vagabond said it made me gay:


How are all you lovely peeps this grey, overcast morning?

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 11:53, archived)
# i really like it
maybe i'm gay! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 11:54, archived)
# GHEY!
*points*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 11:55, archived)
# oh be nice
;)

/simpsons
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Hahahaha
*joins in*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 12:01, archived)
# Hahaha
Hey Jess. Tricks good?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 12:01, archived)
# howdy
summer holidays are killing me - but okay :D you??
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 12:07, archived)
# yeah man - life is good
i'm sitting in bed fucking about on my laptop, drinking good coffee to combat my hangover from where i spent the night drinking with pretty 20 somethings, and mrs vagabond and i are about to do some lazy shopping and then go to the pub.

why the hell anyone would want children is beyond me.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 12:19, archived)
# it would make a good bookmark
you know, for books.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 11:55, archived)
# Yay for books!
One of the books I'm reading is Jerome K Jerome's Three Men In A Boat. It's ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 12:02, archived)
# No,
looking at this makes you gay:
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 12:07, archived)
# haaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha
NO homo!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 12:20, archived)
# No she is wrong
Sticking you gentleman's area into another man's botty bumbum made you gay. :D

Why is it always gay in your pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 12:08, archived)
# yeah! did you see that australian comedian on last friday's stand up for the week?
"You know, in Britain, having an ear-ring in your right ear means you're gay."

"Really? In Australia it's when you've got your cock up another man's arse."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 12:22, archived)
# Yeah and was very unimpressed!
I say the same thing done by another aussie commedian (or possibly he looked very different) from an episode of 'The World Stands Up' from about 10 years ago on Paramount Comedy.
So he's either a rip off merchant or using extremely old material.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 12:33, archived)
# the answer to that should have been

"just as well you like it up the ass then lov" x
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 12:42, archived)
# Loving this!
Reminds me of a Ferry Halim game.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 7 Aug 2010, 13:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Even looks like him
(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Sat 7 Aug 2010, 10:34, archived)
# I can't explain
how difficult this was to do in paint.
(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Sat 7 Aug 2010, 10:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahaha
I'm going to shoehorn this as a compo pea.



kitten etc.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 11:09, archived)
# this was
the actual title in america (apparently) :D nice work - try gimp for a free image editing program :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 11:21, archived)
# hah, it's true!
www.amazon.com/Pope-Must-Diet-aka-Die/dp/630227706X
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 11:37, archived)
# they were worried the americans
would get upset!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 11:53, archived)
# Well it WAS released
around the time one of the John Paul's got shot, so yeah.
(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 17:32, archived)
# GIMP
is now being used - thanks.
(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Sun 8 Aug 2010, 12:14, archived)
# It's time to take off your training wheels and pick up photoshop.
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Sat 7 Aug 2010, 11:26, archived)
# Hello, Vigilante Man.
Welcome to b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 11:36, archived)
# Hahaha! Woo! and Welcome!
Just for using Paint! Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 11:54, archived)
# :D Welcome to
(herman:D, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 11:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Pope Art!
(jansenmann woo hoo, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 8:05, archived)
# arf
(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 8:06, archived)
# Pope art indeed
click!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 8:18, archived)
# yours is better :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 10:23, archived)
# Needs more gamma-powered monsters..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 11:39, archived)
# Look up!


Sorry but it has to be above.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 7:38, archived)
# It occurs to me
That there probably exists a picture with no shark, yet I shopped it.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 7:43, archived)
# haha! now THAT'S funny shit
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 7:50, archived)
# oops!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 7:54, archived)
# :)
www.hoax-slayer.com/images/shark-helicopter1.jpg
www.hoax-slayer.com/images/shark-helicopter2.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 8:12, archived)
# Yet
I tried.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 8:20, archived)
# it's a shitload better than a pope picture :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 8:24, archived)
# I can do that too
:D
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 8:37, archived)
# I say old chap has anyone seen a bridge around here and a couple of oiks in a helicopter?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 6:58, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 7:06, archived)
# I'm hoping
They'll appear above you.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 7:13, archived)
# Yes, I thought I saw them a moment ago


arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 7:29, archived)
# Awesome
(Bela Lugosi's Dad's a Ginger, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 7:53, archived)
# I assure you he isn't
Any vestige of hair will probably have decayed into the soil by now.

(I'm not, either)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 8:03, archived)
#
(^ What She Said and probably what they are about to all say ¬, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 9:12, archived)
# Happy Now?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 10:04, archived)
# Hahahhahaha!
Awesome. By the way, I think they're just over there....
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 11:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Hope it's big enough to read.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 3:55, archived)
# Ooo! Gay-Away!
Does this act as an invisibility spray if you're gay?
If so, it's almost worth becoming gay to get my hands on it.

(Oh, *click!* by the way)!
(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Sat 7 Aug 2010, 5:21, archived)
# TY
You could use 'Past Remover' afterwards. If you wanted.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 6:06, archived)
# The blue bottle
should be Stalin Remover, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 8:45, archived)
# Perhaps, but
a stain remover from surplices might be more fitting.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 9:14, archived)
# yes
I realised that after I'd posted :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 11:21, archived)
# Starring Brian Camp:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 7:50, archived)
# ...and is that an exorcist one at the back there?
Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 6:13, archived)
# Thought I'd sneak it in
Let's hope you can see the others.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 6:32, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 6:33, archived)
# Kaleidospope?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 6:41, archived)
# Govotrope
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 7:49, archived)
# couldn't focus on them
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 7:55, archived)
# Best not to really

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 8:04, archived)
# Why?
(Bela Lugosi's Dad's a Ginger, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 8:17, archived)
# that's just horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 8:21, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Testicles just for you, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 2:54, archived)
# LET US PLAY TOGETHER
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 6:16, archived)
# OH BABY

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 7:27, archived)
# GNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 8:24, archived)
# jesuschristfuckmetodeath
that's sexy
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sat 7 Aug 2010, 9:39, archived)
# I knew somebody was filming me in the shower last week
Damn your eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 9:53, archived)
# make it stop!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:17, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 2:33, archived)
# Nazi Pirate Pope approves of this
And so do I :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 2:39, archived)
# As do I.
Athiests rule!
(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Sat 7 Aug 2010, 2:55, archived)
# Yes.
Aren't they doing a good job.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 3:49, archived)
# Not long now...

(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 7 Aug 2010, 1:57, archived)
# Why is it always raining in your pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 1:58, archived)
# It's snow
isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 2:07, archived)
# snow
i like the quietness of snow.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 7 Aug 2010, 2:12, archived)
# It muffles the screams
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 2:17, archived)
# funny looking snow
and why doesn't it settle?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 2:13, archived)
# Because of the humidity.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 10:04, archived)
# :C
sad


i made a robot for tahklab's 3d collection "beep"
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 2:07, archived)
# how does it stay upright?
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 7 Aug 2010, 2:53, archived)
# I want to see it
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 4:37, archived)
# reposting cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 5:26, archived)
# cor thats ace!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 11:22, archived)

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